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 Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who

are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But


bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

 No Shadows 2 Dipress U

Only Joys 2 Surround U


Many Frnz 2 Luv U
God Himself 2 Bless U With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants


May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye
aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

Phir wahi fasaana-afsaana sunaati ho,dil ke paas hoon kah kar dil jalati
ho, beqaraar hai aatishe mahobbat, mahobbat se milne ko,to phir kyon
nahi pyaar jataati ho.

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye
aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali.

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of
others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy
Mothers Day.

Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas…
fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now… Happy Holi once again.

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne
Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko
dekha.
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the
holy occasion of Navratri is here and the atmosphere is filled with the
spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival.

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To


keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I
swear I’m keeping U.

Nothing in this world Could ever be As Nothing in this world Could


ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my
days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Anniversary.

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua
badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe
MALARIA hai.

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you
are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking
with him a few miles.

5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram,
woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say
bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want
2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab


karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to
chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil


gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi
mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros
wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao
ger wali se.

Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,


Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i


like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5
rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When


a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher
studies yaar...

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek


hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta
aay

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to


raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi
tha..

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe
hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol
hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye,
Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar
sakte ho!(

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac


paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur
tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki
behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja,
isliye maine tujhe bheja!

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane


bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane
bane.. kesa laga

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi


boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char
SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,


ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai

zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha


deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha
deta.

ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is


dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil
na raha!By shehran ayub

kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay.
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai.

HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA


CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN
AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE
NAHIN DENGE
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai

meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"


Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere
"DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste


Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho,
Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se


Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill
se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka


pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote

D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi,


d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi
nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear

Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka


Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka

jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls
achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan
lagay tu ... tu kia ???"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar
hai

yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, har nazar me bas
pyaar nazar aaye, tumhe jiski talash hai,mere dost,khuda
kare, wo khud tumhari talash me aaye!

Samundar bhar syllabus he.nadi bhar padh pate he.balti


bhar yaad hota he.mug bhar likh pate he.chullu bhar no. ate
he.aao doob k mar jate he

u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..i want a place in ur


heart kona..other wise i will strat rona..atleast hello to ker lo
na

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota


Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....

Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte
hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia
armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate.

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke


mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant
mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen..
Dhanyavad

i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i


miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i
miss u marte dam tak

Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save


karo.Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho
Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko
tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek
gum pane ko tarse

Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.


Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..

Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar,


Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai

Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi...Hansi nahi.. rowi nahi..


mili nahi ....khooi nahi..ikk baat thi Dil main jo tum say kehi
nahi ...
K App jaisa koi nahi..

IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT LIKHOON, YA DEEDAR


KO TARASTI ANKHON KA HISAB LIKHOON, TUMSE DOOR
RAHNE KA GHUM BAYAN KAROON, YA PHIR APNI HI ZUBAN
BAND RAKHOON

Nazrein mile ek zamaana ho gayaa..


Aisa lagta hai apna bhi koi begaana ho gayaa....
Wo to chale gaye humse door....
Lekin mushkil is dil ko samjhaana ho gayaa....!!!

Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya Hum Kitnay Pagal Niklay


Jinhain Toot Kar Chaha Wohi Hamaray Dil K Qatil Niklay

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall
asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope
tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U


making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good
friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I
wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams
tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I
care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz
wanna wish u good nite.......

Close ur @@ eyes
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile,
KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@
eyes, n sleep tite!

If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here


i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r
olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt

Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall


many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u
reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..

i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will
keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna
wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!By devchonka

i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep


Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n
SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing
when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone


think in of u some where out there where dreams come
true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

cover blanket tight tight


As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the
moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite!
Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told


some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL
ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.. good night

These r my Wishes 4 U
4 2day 2morow & Everyday!
Gud Morng!

 As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.
have a nice day

 Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,


Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

 as the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise,


may God open the heavens
to shower U lots of luv & happiness
to make ur day a meaningful one.
Good Morning!

 Na koi pal SUBHA hai,

Na koi Pal SHAAM hai,

Har pal har LAMHA Apki CHAHAT ke naam hai,

ise sirf aik $m$ mat samajhna,

Ye pyari si SUBHA ka PYARA SA SALAAM hai.


 I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the
light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night

 Go 2 window,
look outside.
someone is waiting for ur smile. ..
Found?
Yes, “The Moon“.
I‘ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams

 Bade arman se banwaya hai,

Ise roshni se sajaya hai.

Bahut dur se mangwaya hai,

Zara khidki khol k dekho

aapko good morning kahne

suraj bhijwaya hai.

 GOOD NIGHT…
Have a
“salt Dreamz…”
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U”r health,take care…

 Wishing the sweetest night


to a sweet natured person.
May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight,
Then u will remember that u forgot
to wish me Good Night!

 Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?


Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the
people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

 Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur


sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha
ha

 Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,


Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

 Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum


waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

 Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97%
loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste
of. life if u loose me
 hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

 Morning is not only sunrise


but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen

 birds are chillaying


murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching

all are kahing


to u Good Morning

&

u r still soying???
;

 ?It is a
S”imple”
M”ind touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong lasting”
E”ffect which Wins the hearts..
Yes..Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always, good morning!
 Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,

Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,


Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...

 TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,


RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

 Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life ?" kajol says "
Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u?
" n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!

 Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah


bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch
khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum
se guzarish hai

 Nigahe aapki pahchan hai hamari


muskurahat aapki shan hai hamari
rakhana hifajat se tum apne aap ko
kyonki dosti aapki jaan hai hamari

 Open Hearts receive (love)


Open minds receive (wisdom)
open hands receive (gift)
only SPECIAL PPL RECEIVE THIS MSG

 Heart is like Crystal,


Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it
Feelings are like flood,
Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it

 1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him. Next


day he closed his icici bank account. Why?
Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true".

 Interviewee;
watz ur date of birth?
Sardar; nov 28. Interviewer- which year?
Sardar; abey ullu everyyear.

 Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you


leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u
when u dont shine.

 When u feel God is rubbing u against the rocks, don’t think that
u’ll ruin down to dust, it’s just that he is polishing a gem,coz u
are precious!
 Dost or barish dono ek jaise hote hain
Wo hamesha yadgar hote hai
Farak sirf itna hai ki barish sath rehkar tan bhigoti hai
Aur dost dur rehkar ankh bhigote hai

 Sirf yado ka silsial reh gaya


Khuda jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya
Ek chand chup gaya jane kaha
Ek sitara use dhundta reh gaya

 Khushiya ho itni ki akh may asu jam jaye


Lamha ho itne hasseen ki waqt tham jaye
Dosti nibhae hum is tarah
Ki sath bitaya har pal zindgi ban jaye

 Zindgi may fir milenge hum


Kahi dekh kar nazre na jhuka lena
Tujhe dekha hai yaar kahi
Bas itna kehkar gale laga lena

 Most relationship fail because not because of absence of love


Luv is always present its just that one luvs too much n d other luvs
too
Many

 Vafao may itna asar to aye


Jinhe dhundti hai nazre wo nazar to aye
Hum aa jayenge apki palak jhukne se pehle
Apne yad kiya yeh khabar to aye

 Dil k aashiyane hum nahi sazate


Ishq k nagme hum nahi gate
Kahi hamare ek pasand se tut na jaye hazaro dil
Tabhi to hum koi girl frnd nahi banate
 Life is a game which we have to play so luv it and have fun
Bcoz har pal may pyar hai
Har lamhe may khushi hai
Kho do to yade hai
Jee lo to zindgi hai

 Life is a hope that swings us through hope


Always believe that today is much better than yesterday
And tomorrow will be better than today

 Is kadar hamari chahat ka intzam na liziye


Kyu ho khafa baya to kijiye
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gai hamse koi khata
Yu yaad na karke saza to na dijiye

 Reality – success kisses you in private but failure always slap you
in public

 Dil hi dil se dil ki baat ho jayegi


Aine may dekho khudko humse baat ho jayegi
Shikwa na kariye humse milne ka
Ache band kariye humse mulaqat ho jayegi

 1 khubsurti

1 taazgi

1 narazgi

1 sapna

1 apna

1 rishta

1 pyaas

Bahut khas
Jaise ap.

 2 things never get defined in whole life


1 st is luv because you never know how deeply your luvr luvs you
2nd your frnd because you never know how deeply he cares for u
.

 Ye sangamarmar sa tarasha gora badan


Bund bund pigalta shabab
Hote se lagakar dekho kashish kaisi hai
Kha kho gaye dost ye
Vanilla icecream cheez hi aisi hai

 Pyaar may maut se darta kaun hai


Pyar ho jata hai karta kaun hai
Aap jaise dost per duniya kurban
Aur aap puchte ho ki hum pe marta kaun hai

 Jane kya wazah hai mere darne ki


Ab to khwaish hai unki yaad may marne ki
Jane kyu itna yaad karta hai unko ye dil
Jinhe fursat hi nahi hame yaad karne ki

 Har ek muskurahat muskan nahi hoti


Nafrat ho ya muhabat aasan nahi hoti
Asu gam k ho ya khushi k
Har kisi ko inki pehchaan nahi hoti

 Raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye


Koi aur kya mila aap hume bhulate chale gaye
Pyar ki baazi to hum bhi jeet sakte the
Per aap ki khushi k liye harte chale gaye

 In the life frndship is never planned


Nor does it happen for a reason
But when frnship is real it becomes a plan for life
And a reason to live

 If all Indians start studing


All get good marks
But jobs are limited
More unemployment and
More suicides
More crime
SAVE INDIA
Stop studing

 Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni


Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum
Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi

 Dost ne dil ka haal batana chod diya


Hamne bhi gehraiyo may jana chod diya
Jab usko hi duri ka ehsas nahi
Hamne bhi unhe ehsas dilana chod diya

 Zindgi hai nadan isliye chup hu


Dard hi dard hai subah sham isliye chup hu
Keh du zamane se dasta apni
Magar ayega naam uska isliye chup hu

 Difficulties come in ur life to show ur hidden potential not to


destroy
U .let difficulties know that ur more tough

 Kaun kiske liye hasta hain


Kaun kiske liye rota hai
Matlab ki is duniya may kaun kisi ka hota hai
Kyu khelte hai vahi isse
Tasvir jiski dil may ye sanjota hai
 Don’t get upset with little jerks in life because life is like a road
and
Difficulties r like speed breakers they save us from big accidents
so
Enjoy

 Yaad karte hai yaro ko


Yado se dil bhar aata hai
Kabhi sath jiya karte they hum sab
Ab milne ko dil taras jata hai

 Lafzo se hum kuch bhi baya nahi karte


Iska matlab ye nahi ki hum tumse pyar nahi karte
Chahat hai tumhe aj bhi pane ki
Warna tumhare intzar may hum waqt yu beqar nahi karte
Tamasha nahi ban jaye kahi muhabbat meri
Isliye apne dard ka tumhe izhar nahi karte
Jo kuch mila usi may khush hai hum
Uske liye khuda se fariyad nahi karte
Per kuch to baat hai tumhari fitrat may
Warna tumhe yu chahne ki khata hum baar baar nahi karte

 Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta


huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi
nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt.

 Kundan, zebra crossing ke black & white patte


par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch
raha hoga....think............. ??
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI"

 Umer on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says,"


break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Umer replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
di....."
 Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot
Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli
Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs.
10.00

 Sardarji went to party and introduced his family


to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.

 A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in


your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all
your troubles and never DELETE you from his
heart.

 For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa...


butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...
water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4
ever 4 me..!!

 I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A


plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of
TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

 FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED


on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the
ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

 Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2


keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur
one 2 b kept 4 ever.
 Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver...
give ever... except never... smile ever... cry
never... think me ever..forget me never...!

 The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the


path of our friendship shining brightly knowing
that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

 There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing


dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful
friend like the friend dat i have in u!

 With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million


red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD Day

 FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep


like.. "Ocean", high like.. "Sky", strong like..
"Iron", kind like.. "Mother", cute like..."Me", and
sweet like.."U"!

 The best kind of friend is one with whom you sit


on a have the best conversation in life bench
saying nothing and when you get up and go , u
feel you

 Zakhm itne gehre hai ki izhar kya kare


Hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare
Mar gaye hum magar khuli rahi ankhey
Ab is se zyada unka intzar kya kare

 Hichikiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho


Akhey band hai fir bhi nazar aa rahe ho
Bas itna bata do hame ki
Yad kar rahe ho ya yad dila rahe ho

 Eyes are parents hearts are lover


Brain is teacher brother and sister are fingers
But friends is blood
Always flow regularly in the whole body

 Ya khuda mat mila in dosto se


Ye hame barbad karte hain
Hum to sms ki bauchar karte hai
Or ye 10 paise k sms k liye bhi wichar karte hai

 Rishta hamare is jaha may sabse pyara ho


Jaise zindgi ko saso ka sahara ho
Yaad rakhna hamay us pal may tum
Jab tum akele ho aur koi sahara na ho

 Ek bhikari ne phone kiya


Hello ek pizza ek biryani ek biryani bhez do
Hotel wala – kiske nam par
Bhikari – allah k naam par

 Koi gila koi shikwa na rahe aapse


Ye aarzu hai ki silsila rahe aapse
Bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse ]
Khafa na hum aap agar hum ho gaye aapse

 Kuch methe pal yaad aate hai


Palko per asu chood jate hai
Kal koi aur mil jaye to bhul na jana humko
Dosti k rishte zindgi bhar kaam aate hai

 Unse milker bichadna dastur ho gaya


Yado may unki dil majbur ho gaya
Kasur nahi isme kuch unka
Hamari chahat hi itni thi
Ki unhe khud hi per itna gurur ho gaya

 Is pyari si subah may


Pyare se mausam may
Pyari si koyal ki aawaz
Pyari si hawao may
Sabse pyar insan aur
Sabse pyare dost ko GOOD MORNING

 Kaash! sab log ek jaise hote


Ek hum hai jo sms nahi apna dil bhejte hai
Aur ek aap hai
Jo dil rakhne k liye bhi sms nahi bhejte ‘

 Love is like
“missed call”
it stops when u try to catch,
But friendship is like
“sms”
bcoz it comes & stays inside ur inbox untill u delete it

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,


Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,
Gud nite

Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,


Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,
From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS
Have a wonderful dream tonight…
GOO D NIGHT

Hi Moon! Dim Ur light.


Hello Wind! Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth! Spin Gently.
Coz my friend is going to sleep.
Good Night
The moon from the sky winks at you tonight,
Wishing you a lovely goodnight,
Hoping the sweet dreams embrace you tight

As u go to bed tonight,
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you,re all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
take care you and kiss good night.

No matter if the sky is black or blue


No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite

Deepak agar noor na hota,


Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapko “good night” kahne
Khud aate agar aapka ashiyana itna dur na hota.
Have a lovely night.

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,


Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege
hum.
Gud Night!
Thakanpur se fresh nagar
Janewali nindiya express,
Bedform pe khadi hai,
Yatri kripaya apne hasin sapano,
Ko sath leke sawar ho jaye.
Gud night & sweet dreams

Sun wouldn’t be red,


Sea wouldn’t be blue,
I wouldn’t be happy,
Without disturbing u.
“Gud Nite”

Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,


Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.

A prayer: 2 bless ur way


A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra


bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum
jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS


MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...
for your birthday........i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want
you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take
care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you

mangi khushiya to zindgi dedi

andhero neb hi hame roshni dedi

khuda se pucha kya tohfa hai

jawab may hame tumhari dosti dedi

when I was walking alone , I wished that I can reach the end of the road
….but when friends like u joined me .i wished the road never
ends

a true friend scolds more than dad ,care more than mom ,tease more
than sister ,irritate more than brother and finally love you more
than a lover .

a true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away , a true
friend is like the air ,sometimes silent but always around you .

ek ummed ka diya jal raha tha

jise ashko ki barish ne bhuja diya

tanha akele khushi se ja rahe the

aj fir apki pyari si yaad ne rula diya


don’t love a friend like a flower because a flower dies in season .

love them like a river because a river flows forever

miss ko tabtak kiss na karo jabtak miss apko kiss na kare

agar miss apko kiss kare to use itni kiss karo ki wo aur kisi ko
miss na kare

aaz din bhar barish hone ki sambhavna hai

plz apne dimag wali zagah ko plastic se dhak lo

because khali jagaho may pani jaldi bharta hai

 Bhiga sa lagta hai aalam tumeh


Bhigi si lagti hai subah tumeh
Bhiga lag raha sara jaha tumeh
Uth jao fir bistar gila kar diya tum ne

 Hum to dosti k saudagar hai


Dil ka sauda sacha kar jayenge
Agar honge ap hamari dosti k khariddar
Toh dosti ki kasam hum muft may bhi bik jayenge

 To be most successful in life always forget the problems that you


faced in life but never forget the lessons that those problems
taught you

 Thought for the lifetime =a gud relation does not depend on how
gud understanding we have but it depends on how better we can
avoid misunderstandings

 Santa –what is the difference between complete and finished ?


Banta –if you find a good wife than you are complete otherwise
you are finished

 Pyar ko apni palko per bithalo


Dekar khushi apne pyar k sare gum churalo
Pyar aisa karo ki sab dekhte reh jaye
Khuda bhi aakar kahe ki mujhe apna bana lo

 Luck is not in your hands but work is in your hands . your work
can make luck but luck can’t make your work

 The word woman has man in it


Mrs has mr in it
Female has male in it
She has he in it
Moral =girls are always incomplete without boys

 A single finger which wipes out tears during failure is much better
than 10 fingers which comes together to clap during our success

 No formalities
no artificial wishes
no decorative words
Just from the deepest of the soul =wish you a very happy frndship
week

 Ab is intzaar ki aadat si ho gayi hai


Khamoshi ek halat si ho gai hai
Na shikwa na shikayat hai kisise
Kyu ki ab akelepan se muhabbat si ho gai hai

 Sapno may ane wale tera shukriya


Dil ko behlane wale tera shukriya
Kaun karta hai is jamane may kisise se dosti itni
Humay dost kehne wale tera shukriya

 Jikr hua jab khuda ki rehmato ka


Humne khud ko sabse khushnaseeb paya
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki
Khuda khud dost ban k aaya

 Mehnat lagti hai sapno ko haqiqat banana may


Hausla lagta hai bulandiya ko pane may
Arsa gujar jata hai
Aur zindgi kam pad jati hai
Aap jaisa dost banana may

 Dil se jude nahi hote


Yu log kisi per fida nahi hote
Pyar se achi to dosti hi hai
Kyu ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote

 Zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki hai


Apke irado ka imtihan abhi baki hai
Abhi to napi hai muthi bhar jamin
Aage abhi sara aasman baki hai

 Share a heart which never breaks


Have a smile which never hurts
Give a touch which never pains
Maintain a frndship which never ends

 If you get less messages from me


Don’t think that I didn’t care for u
Bur I m searching for the best message
For a best person like u

 Rishte ki judai ka gum na karna


Dur raho to bhi rishte kam na karna
Agar mile zindgi k kise mod per
To hame dekh kar ache band na karna

 I like three things


1 is sun
2 is moon
3 is u
sun for the day time
moon for the night time
and u for the life time as my best frnd

 safar yari ka chalta rahe


suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe
kabhi nahi dhalegi apni dosti ki subah
chahe har risht rang badalta rahe

 The beauty of life is in the next second which hides thousands of


secrets
I wish every second be wonderful in ur life

 How we see things outside us depends on how things are outside


us .Rs 100 looks so big when we are in a temple and so small when
we are in a multiplex

 Making a million friend is not a miracle , the miracle is to


make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against
you .

 Aj kuch kami hai tere baigar


Na rang hai na roshni tere baigar
Waqt apni rafter se chal raha hai
Bus dhadkan thami hai tere baigar

 Khushiyo ki wo dhimi si aawaz hai


Tanhaio may guzra woe k raaz hai
Milte nahi hai sabko sacche dost
Aap jo mile ho hame
To hame to khud per naaz hai

 Luck is not in ur hands


But work is in ur hands
Ur work can make luck but ur luck cant make work
So always trust urself than ur luck

 is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,


is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!

 Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka…


gamla bhi saath tha………

 Pyar nahi to college bekar


Sugar nahi to coffee bekar
Love nahi to life bekar
Drean nahi to life bekar
Aap jaisa dost nahi to dosti bekar

 Perfect description of trust :-trusting a person is giving


sumone
the ability to destroy u completely …. But with the
confidence
That they won’t .

 Being visible is not always a requirement for being close


It just takes some thoughts and memories to feel the presence
of sumone nice and special like u .

 Don't go for looks,


they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.
Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

 I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

 Dost ko apni palko per bithao


Dekar khushi apne dost k sare gum churao
Dosti aisi karo ki sab dekhte reh jaye
Khuda bhi kahe hame apna dost banao

 Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye


Dil mile na mile hath badate rahiye
Taj na banaiye costly padega
Par har taraf mumtaj banate rahiye

 Luvly mng 4 a luvly person 4m luvly frnd for a luvly reason at a


luvly time in a luvly mood in a luvly style .Have a luvly mng .

 Ek khilte hue gulab ko thodi dhup de do


Is rishte ko naya rup de do
Zinda hai hum isliye sms karte hai
Aap bhi apne zinda hone ka sabut de do

 In life we have a very little to chose and a lot to lose .whenver u


get a chance to chose ,do it carefully and see that u don’t lose what
u chose

 Kabhi kabhi zindgi may choti choti cheze bhi badi taklif deti h .
Vishwas nahi hota to “SUI” per baith ker dekho

 To luv some one is natural instinct


To be luvd by sumone is luck
To luv with sumone who luvs u is achievement
To live with sumone who luvs u is success

 Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya


meri beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi
lagti hai..

 Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you
stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So
dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

 life is a book we all read.Love is a blessing we all need.


Always be happy always wear a smile,remember in this
world v r
just 4 a while so keep in tuch

 The importance of friend in our life is like our heart beats ;though
they are not visible but silently send you the gift called life

 Khushiya ho itni ki akho may asu jam jaye


Lamhe ho itne hasi ki waqt tham jaye
Dosti nibhaye koi is tarah ki
Sath guzara har pal zindgi ban jaye

 Life starts with voice but ends with silence


Love starts with fears but end with tears
But true frndship starts anywhere and ends no where

 If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest


If u r a teddy bear u r the cutest
If u r a star u r d brightest
And if u r my frnd I m the luckiest

 Lambi hai manzil dur h kinara


Jane q nahi aya sms tumhara
Bhul gaye kya naam hamara
Ya or koi mil gaya hai hamse bhi pyara

 Perfect examples :- TENSION-when wife is pregnant


TERROR –when grlfrnd is pregnant
HORROR – when both r pregnant
TRAGEDY – when u r not responsible for both

 My thot to share with close frnd –who said water helps in


putting off fire
If so then why don’t tears heal the burns in ones heart ? reply is
necessary

 Zindgi ki asli udaan abhi baki hai


Apke irado ka imtihaan abhi baki hai
Abhi to naapi hai muthi bhar zamin
Abhi sara asmaan bhi baki hai
 The worlds most happiest frnds never have the same
characteristics .they just make the better understanding of their
differences

 Seven secrets of successs that u can find in ur room :-1)roof


says “aim high “
2)fan says “b cool “
3)clock says “every minute is precious “
4)mirror says “reflect before u act “
5)calendar says “b upto date “
6)windows says “see the world “
7)door says “pursh hard to achieve ur goals “

 a lover makes u realize how beautiful the world is , but a true


frend
will make u realize how beautiful u r to the world : so never
forget the frnds

 kuch ache sath chuta nahi karte


waqt ki saakh se lamhe tuta nahi karte
milte hai kuch log aise zindgi may
jinse kabhi rishte tuta nahi karte

 a crisis is a good test for urself . the way u react will indicate
how good u r and how patient u r to the others

 khuda ki rehmat sare sansar per barse


mere hisse ki rehmat mere yaar per barse
ae khuda mujhe kar dena pani
agar mera yaar kabhi pyas se tarse

 sleepy msg for a sleepy person 4m a sleepy frnd for a sleepy


reason at a sleepy time on a sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say
“GOOD NIGHT “

 Is baat ka jawab kewal “yes” or “No “ may dena


Kal raat ko Bandar ne tumhe kiss kiya . Batao tumhe pata chala
 Life may kabhi compromise karna pade to don’t hesitate bcoz
jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai , akad to sirf murde ki
pehchaan hoti hai

 Kabhi teri palko per jhilmilau mein


Tu intzaar kare to aa jau mein
Mere yaar samunder may le jakar fareb mat karna
Tu kahe to kinaare per hi dub jau mein

 Dosti ka daman kabhi na tute


Tum hamse hum tumse kabhi na ruthe
Dosti ko is kadar nibhayenge ki
Dhadkane khamosh ho jaye per ye dosti kabhi na tute

 Sumone remembers sum1 cares


Ur name is whispered in sumbodys prayers
Keep the bright hope of sunshine in view
Bcoz sum1 is warmly thinking of u

 Hasaye jo dosti rulaye wo pyar


Mile jo dosti bichade jo pyar
Khushi de jo dosti gum de jo pyar
Fir bhi log nahi karte hai dosti
Kyu karte hai pyar

 Thought for the life :- don’t complain about others , change urself
if you want peace
its easier to protect ur feet than to carpet the whole world

 never say buy to sum1 who needs u


never say thanks to sum1 who loves u
never blame sum1 who trusts u
and never 4get sum1 who always misses u

 keep ur thoughts positive bcoz they become ur words


keep ur words positive becoz they becum ur actions
keep ur actions positive becoz they becum ur destiny
 muskarao aap to phul khil jaye
bate karo to dil machal jaye
itni dilkash hai apki dosti aur apnapan
ki dost to kya dushman bhi ap par fida ho jaye

 the minds of tue loving frnds are like the lines of a railway
track
they never meet they never cross but they always go a long
way together

 golden words by martin luther king :- if u cant fly , run .


if u cant run , walk
if u cant walki ,crawl
but whatever u do , keep on moving towards ur goal

 our frndship is like a kite , u r the coloured paper of kite


people see and appreciate u
I m the thread invisible to the people but always with u

 Kuch bete huay lamho se mulaqat hui


Kuch tute huay sapno se baat hui
Yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yaado ko
To sirf apki hi yado se shuruat hui

 I m getting married next month


Its small party and few people will be invited
Don’t bring any gift : just bring someone who will marry me

 FRNDS - the spice of life


FRNDS - the fuel that drives
FRNDS – who show u the way to touch the sky
FRNDS – the “f” without which the word friend is a lie

 3 facts of life – never say sorry to sumone who likes u


never say bye to sum1 who really needs u and never ignore the
one
who really misses u

 teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne


pyar ka farz ada kiya hamne
mat sochna ki ham bhul gaye hai tumhe
aaj bhi khuda se pehle yaad kiya hamne tumhe

 bheegte rahe barisho may aksar


kabhi mangi kisi se panah nahi
hasratey puri na ho to na sahi
khwaab dekhna koi gunah to nahi

 nari k chakkar may bhulo mat yaari


laat maregi naari to yaad aegi yari
baat mano hamari ban jao brahmchari
ye jankari to hai janhit may jaari

 when we were kids we were eager to grow up , to fall in luv


2day we are grown up and now realize that wounded knees were
much better than a broken heart

 world is not a parking place it is a racing track keep on moving


no matter when and where u start but reach ur goal and make a
new record

 victory is not the properety of brilliants


it is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work
sincerity and confidence

 wishing that lord ganesh fills ur home with prosperity and fortune
best wihes to u and ur family on ganesh chaturthi

 sms har pal karu to shararat hogi


har din karu to pareshani hogi
kabhi kabhar bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi
per dil se karu to shayad apko khushi hogi

 tanhai si thi bheed may


socha koi apna nahi taqdeer may
ek din aisa hua apne hame apna dost mana
tab laga kuch khas tha mere hath ki laqeer may

 In the life I think 3 –D is very important :- 1)discipline


2)determination
3)dedication

 chahe dosti ho ya muhabat


surat se nahi dil se hua karti hai
surat unki khud achi lagne lagti hai
jinki kadr dil se hua karti hai

 sumtimes I sms u sumtimes I don’t


sumtimes I reply sumtimes I don’t
but no matter how mant times that sumtims is
u will always be my friend

 chale ao hum tumhe yaad karte hai


ye wo gunah hai hum jo baar baar karte hai
jala k dil may hasrato k chirag
hum apke ane ka intzaar karte hai

 dost ki dosti khub satayegi


akale may ek din hamari khub yaad aegi
usi din kadr karoge mere msg ki
jis din ye sms ki service khatm ho jayegi

 happiness keep u sweet


trials make u strong
sorrows keep u human
failure keep u humble
success keeps u glowing
and hope my sms keep u smiling

 time can make us forget some memories but there would be some
memories which make us forget the time and those make the life
worthwhile
 Floating down the flow needs no effort
Swimming against it needs effort
Don’t go the way life takes u
But take the life where u want it to be
Dare to be different

 Hum mitti k ashiyane hi banate gaye


Bana bana kar fir unhe mitate gaye
Hume koi bhi apna na bana saka
Ek hum the jo har ek ko apna banate gaye

 Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye


Kyu ho humse khafa baya to kijiye
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi humse khata
U yaad na karke saja na dijiye

 Powerful thought :- even a small dot can stop a big sentence ….


But few more thought can give continuity to the sentence
I ts amazing

 Dil armano se houseful hai


Pure honge ya nahi doubtful hai
Yu to duniya may har cheez wonderful hai
Par zindgi apno se hi beautiful hai

 Hum wo nahi jo aapse nata tod de


Hum wo bhi nahi jo apko mushkilo may chod de
Hum to apke wo dost hai
Jo apki saas ruke to apni saase jod de

 Makhan chor hai ayo


Such ka avatar hai ayo
Harne jug ka dukh hai ayo
Apni bhakti may rangne ayo
Banke kanha chit chor hai ayo
Janmashtmi ki hardik shubhkamnaye

 Makhan chor nandkishor


Bandhi jisne preet ki dor
Harey krishan hare murari
Pujti jinhe duniya sari
Ao mil k unke gun gaye
Hum sab khushi se janmashtmi banaye

 The four looks – look back and get experience


Look forward and see hope
Look around and find reality
Look within and find confidence

 Its not how many and how few


How long or how short
How funny or how sweet ur messages are
As long it is from u it have a great effect on me …
It makes me happy

 Kuch ehsaso k saye dil ko chu jate hai


Kuch manjar dil may utar jate hai
Bejan gulshan may bhi dil khil jate hai
Zindgi may jab aap jaise dost mil jate hai

 Murlimanohar brij k dharohar


Wo nandlala gopala hai
Bansi ki dhun per sab dukh harne wala hai
Sab nacho jhoom k
Krishna aane wala hai

 Waqt ki dhoop ho ya barish


Kuch kadmo k nishaan kabhi nahi khote
Jinhe yaad karke nam hoti hai ankhey
Wo dost dur hokar bhi dur nahi hote

 May Krishna come to ur house and take away all


Ur makhan and mishri with all ur worries and sorrows
His blessings on u and ur family
Happy janmashtmi

 Tanhai se thi bhid may


Socha koi apna nahi taqdeer may
Ek din aisa hua apne hame apna dost mana
To laga kuch khas tha mere hath ki laqeer may

Ek dil h bejubaan jo kuch keh nahi sakta


Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta
Kash wo samaj jaye is dil ki aawaz
Ki koi hai jinka bina ye dil reh nahi sakta

 In durio ko meri bewafai mat samajhna


In khamoshio ko meri naraazgi mat samajhna
Zindgi bhaar sath nibhayenge tumhara
Meri dosti ko itna kamjhor na samajhna

happiness keep u sweet


trials make u strong
sorrow keep u human
failure keep u humble
success keep u glowing
and my sms keep u smiling

 santa to waiter – apke paas khane k liye garam kya hai


waiter – idli hai ,pizza hai , samosa hai
santa – isse garam kiya hai
waiter – garma garam kadhai hai

 dunia ki bhid may bahut se dost milenge


hum kiya humse ache hazaar milenge
in accho ki baar may hame nab hula dene
hum kaha apko baar baar milenge

 kaun kiske liye hasta hai


kaun kiske liye rota hai
matlab ki is duniya may kaun kiska hota hai
ab to sms bhi wahi karte hai jinke sms free hote hai

 whats larger than mothers love


which pillow is better than a lovers lap
whats warmer than a fathers hug
whats more comfortable than a friend shoulder to cry
whats tastier than moms cooking
there are some things in life for which we have no subsititutes

 friends are like street lights along the road


they don’t make the distance shorter but they light up the path and make the
walk worthwhile
 1 lamha 1 manjar guzar jata hai
jab apna koi begana nazar aata hai
yu to aawaz ati hai har shishe ke tutne ki
per kabhi bina aawaz k koi chur chur ho jata hai

 love and death are two uninvited guests


nobody knows when they come
but both do the same work one take the heart other takes its beats

 ishq may ye anzaam paya hai


hath pair tute muh se phir khun aaya hai
hospital pahuche to narso ne farmaya hai
baharo phul barsao mera mehboob aaya hai

 whenever you feel like studying go into a room


just sit down , relax , take a deep breath n slap urself and say
idiot whats this new habbit

*James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
Why?
?Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".

*SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling

*Life has no rewinds, and no forwards,


it unfolds at its own pace
so neva miss a chance to LIVE today,
and make a BEAUTIFUL story for tomorrow
*Diamond cannot be polished without friction ,
Gold cannot be purified without fire,
Good people go through trials but
That experience make their life Better not Bitter”

*Mushkile dilo ke irade aazmayegi


Khawabo ke parde nigaaho se hatayegi
Girkar hosla mat harna mere dost
Ye thokre hi to aap ko chalna sikhayegi

*May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,


May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

*A smile is a curve that


sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….

*if kisses were rain id send u showers,


if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You

*It must have been a rainy day


when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend
*Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

*u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,


here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me.

Let the God decorate each


golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

*I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u


this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday

*Wish you a very happy birthday


May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
*Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

Some things r left undone,


some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,

happy birth day to u!

*Three dreams of a man:


To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects

*I luv my eyes when u look into them,


I luv my name when u say it,
I luv my heart when u luv it,
I luv my life when you are in it.

Sacred Hear t,
Your sweet art,
In my eyes I did craft,
With my blood I made draft,
I am your part from past till my last,
If I loose you my Heart will blast.

*Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove.


Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din
Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.

*When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that
you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe
me, I swear because love is BLIND!
It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an
ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

* Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not


because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils
have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.


Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

* Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?


Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

*Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon


theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!

* Why are Egyptian Children always confused?


Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your


eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not
like me, who was born to be a big liar.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget
to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and


make several women happy!

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.


Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments
when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have
done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond

If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If


you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
-Sir James M. Barrie

Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't
give the person that loves you enough chance to love you
enough. -Dinah Shore

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest


person in the world.

 The reduction of the universe to a single being, the


expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only
thing we never give enough of is love

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by


someone deeply gives you courage.

Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally


loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress,
oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away.

 It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love,


ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know
from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal.

 Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not
just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one,
compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton

 It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love,


ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know
from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M
Forester
 Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages
my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the
earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the
elements of ur luv fill my life

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating


the perfect love

 Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used 2 study


in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in street light. Mujhe
ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?

 Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt


uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari
or baith sakti hai

 How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer


shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your
life by 8 hours!

True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night


out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai
kar rahi ho?

 Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you


meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and
cultured.

 Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met


on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja,


Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain. So... aapke
pados mein in mein se koi ho to bataao.
 Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke
Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!

View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a


photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited
number of positive prints! Gud Day!

 If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, but the


real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is
certain.

If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, then we must


learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. Difficulties will make
you shine.

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A


worried person sees a problem and a concerned person solves
a problem. So, be a concerned person.

If you cry because the sun is gone out of your life, your tears
will prevent you from seeing the stars.

 Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It


means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
Gud Day!

In the chase between Cat & Mouse, the mouse mostly wins coz
the cat is running for its food & mouse for its life. Purpose is
more important than Need!

 Lifeis too short. So, follow some rules: Forgive quickly,


believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything
that makes U smile...

 Children, on average, laugh about 400 times a day. Adults


only about 15 times. Scientists who study humor want to know
why 385 laughs disappear. Gud Day!

*Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice,
because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy
every moment of your life.
The road to success is not straight... there is a curve called
failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called bad
friends, red lights called enemies, caution lights called family,
u'll have flat tyre called jobs. But if u have a spare wheel called
determination, an engine called perseverance, insurance called
faith & a driver called GOD; u'll make it to a place called
SUCCESS!

*If you are happy, you will remember the person who YOU
Love. But if you are sad you will remember the person who
loves U!

*Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger. No one's


Luv is lesser but our expectations are higher.

 God has 4 gifts for U: A key for every problem, a light for
every shadow, a plan for every tomorrow & a joy for every
sorrow. Enjoy God's Gift forever.

*As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just
let it PASS... Sail on! Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled
Sailors. Gud day!

*Never be sad if someone doesn’t recognize ur worth. It’s their


loss & ur gain coz people who don’t appreciate ur true worth
don’t deserve to know u!

*Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem!!When life


gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have
a Million reasons to Smile.

*Hunger wakes u to work, failure makes u to achieve, poverty


pushes u to earn, problems keep u alert. Its just +ve attitude
that makes lif sweeter & worthier

* Once all village People decided to pray for rain, on the day
of prayers all assembled, only one boy came with an umbrella.
That' called Confidence.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue work faster than the
mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster
except tongue.

 No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no


rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the
show goes on and on...

Chule asman zameen ki talash na kar


Jee le zindgi khushiyo ki talash na kar
Taqdeer badal jayegi muskurana seekh le
Uski wajah ki talash na kar

*Bunk marte hai jo shaan se


Cheating karte hai imaan se
Farzi kaam karte hai dilo jaan se
Dhanya ho har maa baap aisi engineer santan se

*Upcoming horror movies in mba ;-


Mid sem ki pyaas
Badla bunking ka
External bana shaitan
Tadapta mba
khuni result
Who akhiri paper

Sumtimes in life we run so fast that v don’t notice anyone running with
us . we notice them only when we fall and they stop to pick up . they are
called friends

Amazing words – tears are more better than smile because u can smile
at everyone … but u can cry for only one who is special to ur heart

*Two ways to be happy in life –


Never give the help of tears to ur emotions
Never give the help of words to ur anger

Change does not happen when circumstances improve


Change happens when u decide to improve ur circumstances
Be positive

*This one is amazing


An old mans t – shirt quote
I m not 50 but I m 16 with 34 years of experience
Think different and act different

*One of the true and nice sayings – the most beautiful clothes that a
woman can wear are the arms of the man she loves

It is a real fact -waqt hona chahiye kisi ko yaad karne k liye , bahana to
apne aap hi mil jata hai
Jab yaad hi na karna ho kisi ko to waqt hi bahana ban jata hai

*7 is very great no . because 7 colour makes rainbow , 7 sur makes


music , 7 days make a week , 7 round makes a life partner and the most
important thing 7 letter makes friends

Thought for the day - confidence never comes when we have all the
answers … but it comes when we are ready to face all the questions

Even a small dot can stop a big sentence but few more dots can give a
continuity . amazing but true .. every ending can be a beginning

*Misuse of English – diagram in a book was not clear , so female


teacher drew diagram on the black board and announced “ don’t look
at book figure look at my figure “

*Sunnys deols new film “ titanic” in Punjabi. climax changed . both


hero and heroine survives . sunny swims across the ocean titanic in one
hand and heroine in the other

*The greatest gift that u can give to sumone is ur time because when u
give sum one ur time u r giving them the portion of ur life dat u will
never get back
*Take chits in ur exam , scratch and show it to ur nearest teacher and
win a free trip to principals office and enjoy three months holiday at
home . offer valid till next exam

What a beautiful saying – words are under our control until we speak
them but we cum under their control once we have spoken them

Love a friend who even hurts u but never hurt a friend who loves u
Sacrifice everything for a friend but never sacrifice a friend for
anything

Fact of ur life = when u r up in ur life ur friends get to know who r u


When u r down In ur life u get to know who is ur friend

*To accomplish great things u must not only act but also dream not
only plan but also believe . believe in urself and have faith in god

*Twinkle twinkle lazy star


Kitna soyega uthja yar
Up above the world so high
Uthke jaldi pile chai
Then u msg and tell me “hi , how r u “

*When god opened the window of heaven


He saw me and asked “whats ur wish today “
I said “take care of the sweet one who is reading this sms “

*Taqdeer k khel se nirash nahi hote


Zindgi may kabhi udas nahi hote
Hatho ki lakiro per kabhi yakin nahi karna
Taqdeer to unki bhi hoti hai jinke hath nahi hote

*Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko


Nazro may bithaya hai apko
Yaad ane per roye bhi to kaise
Darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko
*The duck looks smooth and calm on the top of the water but
underneath there is restless pedding . in life nothing worthwhile comes
without struggle

*Shakespeare says that the ultimate measure of luv is not when both
the people like each other , its when one ignores and the other continues
loving till the end

Life of a student –
Atm hai balance nahi
Cell hai balance nahi
Gadi hai petrol nahi
Pc hai net nahi
Exam hai tension nahi
Panda hai lekin mood nahi

*Only two persons are very happy in this world


I is mad and 2nd is child
Be mad to achieve what u desire
And be child to enjoy what u have

*Height of confidence –
A cycle rider suddenly puts break in front of a truck and says “abay
marne k liye meri hi cycle mili”

*Cutest luv proposal –. . .


...
Boy – can I take ur picture ?
Girl – for what ?
Boy – so that I can tell santa clause what gift I need this year on
Christmas ….

No limit is gods love


No measure is his grace
His power knows no boundaries
And his blessings are endless
May god be with u always

*Yu to har subah pyari hoti hai


Par chutti ki subah nirali hoti hai
Susti k sang chai ki pyali hoti hai
Aur mauj masti ki taiyari hoti hai

*A little bit of luv can be like a sunshine after rain and make sumone
realize that life is not in vain . hello how was ur day

There is no good or bad in this world . our perspective makes it so


What people call congestion in a train becomes atmosphere in a night
club

* Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid


changes. Take every changes as a challenge. Some
give success and some act as the stepping stone to
success

* No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no


repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your
worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...

*Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water


twice, because the flow that has passed will never
pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life

*There is no limit of God's love; No measure of His


grace; His power knows no boundaries and HIS
blessings are Endless. May GOD be with you always...

 Laugh at your mistakes, but learn from them. Joke


over your troubles, but gather strength from them.
Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them.
Gud Day!

*Never blame any day in ur life. Gud days gives u


happiness, bad days gives u experience, worst days
gives u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, njoy every
day.
* Success is like a train. It has several
compartments: Hardwork, Focus, Luck, etc. but
leading all those is the engine of confidence. So keep
it fit.

There are two kinds of thinkers in the world. Those


who think they can and those who think they can't
and they're both usually RIGHT! Gud Day!

*In art gallery couple sees


picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR


ka intezar kertay raho gay.

*Three ants find an elephant asleep.


One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)

*Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,


Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

*Wife came home with a goat.


Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
*Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

*Friendship is the rainbow between


2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

*I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.


Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.

*Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?


Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

*Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao
to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?


Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud
hv immediately.

☻Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
☻Dosti..
Dil hai dimag nahi
dosti
souch hai awaz nahi
Koi Ankhon se nai dekh sakta
dosti k jazby ko..
q
k
dosti ehsaas hai
andaz nahin……

 Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the


miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season!
Season’s Greetings!

☻Its the Day Of Cakes & Candles,


Snow And Songs..
Celebrations & Decorations,
Laughter And Love..
IT’S UR BIRTH DAY !!
“HAPPY” “BIRTH” “DAY”

☻When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…


Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2009

 Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko


khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat
be rat SMS ka khatra!!
*Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

*Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi


huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na
koi.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?


Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.


Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

*SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…


Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering
Y-You…..
Have A wonderful day….

*Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
Hum to vaise bhi akele the,
Kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
Khawab na tute, dil na tute
Aap na hamse ruthe
Baat na tute, saath na chute
Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain


Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

*Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.


Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Bure din ho khallas


Aane wale din ho jhakas
Aap kabhi na ho udaas
Aap hamesha raho bindas
Ye dua hai khaas
Har khushi ho apke paas

Hum se picha chudao ge kaise


Hum se dur jaoge kaise
Hum to wo khushbu hai jo saso may baste hai
Apni saso ko khud se dur kaise kar paoge

Don’t ever forget ur old friends ven new one get added because
A new broom may sweep clean but the old broom knows all the
corners

*Floating down the flow needs no efforts


Swimming against it needs effort
Don’t go the way the life takes u
Take life the way u wanna go
Dare to be different

*Different aspects of life – if u become to sentimental


Its to hard to lead the life and if u become too
practical its too tough to respect relations

*a beautiful thought – ur respect is not in the words spoken to you in ur


presence but some special words spoken to u in ur absence

*Dreams are the best part of life


If u miss sleep u miss the best part of life
So its already late
Go to bed and take a good sleep
Sweet dreams

*Ada unki thi or diwane hum bane


Wafa won a kar sake bewafa hum bane
Yu to hazaro they bheed may
Shukriya unka jo unke nishane hum bane

*How to grow up a baby to make her absolutely honest , lovable ,


truthful and an extremely intelligent kid ……………………..ask my
parents

*Care is the sweetest thing in life . if some one says take care , it means
u live in that persons heart till the last beat . so take care good morning

*Badal garza magar barsaat nahi ayi


Dil dhadka magar aawaz nahi ayi
Pura saal guzarne ko hai dost
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi ayi

*Only in India – adrak mili chusna shuru


Diwar mili mutna shuru
Ladki mili line marna shuru
Or sms mila nahi ki forward karna shuru
To guru uth jao aur ho jao shuru
Life is small live it anger is injurious dump it
Troubles are momentarily face it
Memory are sweet cherish it
U r good I agree but I am too good accept it

*Wahi raat ki khamoshi wahi tanhai


Ye hawa apne sath kis ki yaad le ai
Hum to baithe us chand ko dekh rahe the
Fir na jane kaha se “nalayak pad le “ aawaz ai

*The one who holds ur hand everytime wen u need support is surely a
good friend
But the best friend is one who holds ur hand more tightly wen u say =
leave me alone

*Never conclude your opinion of a person based on his present


condition because time has the power to change an ordinary coal into
the diamond

A winner can show u the way to success but a loser can make u aware of
all ways leading to failure

Wonderful thought – if someone points out ur mistake be happy that at


least someone is interested In what u have done

*God saw u hungry he made macdonalds


He saw u thirsty he made coke
He saw u in dark he made light
He saw u without a cute friend mujh sharif ko fasa diya

*I cant find a reason why life introduced you to me ? but that’s not the
question to be asked
Question is that how life knew that I needed a very caring friend like u
A late night message does not mean only goodnight … it means that u r
my last thought as I m going to close my eyes

*Worlds best saying by henry ford –progress isn’t made by early risers or hard
workers but by lazy people trying to find easier ways to do the same job

*Life shrinks or expands in proportion to ones courage . waiting to win is common


to all but working to win is d mark of a true champion

Night was dark and moon was high


Boy stopped bike and girl asked why
He came close she felt shy
Boy said –dhakka maar heroine petrol khatam ho gaya hai

*Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam


Msg padnewalo ko mera salam
Coke pepsi pine walo kabhi pani bhi piya karo
Fokat k msg padnewalo kabhi msg ka reply bhi kiya karo

*Whatever we do we must remember our aim every time


If you dream to fly with eagles don’t waste time in swimming with ducks

Pledge of boys –
India is my nation girls are my destination
Dating is my occupation flirting is my profession
And what the hell is education

Victory is not the property of brilliants but it’s the crown for those who pursue
hardwork with confidence and have total devotion to their goal

Na moh na maya h
Sara alas tumhi ko aya h
Baith kar char panne palat lo beta
Exam paper apne ghar walo ne nahi banaya

Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri
tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha:
Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

*Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap


msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko
sharm aayegi. Gud Day!

Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi
kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

*Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?


Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife

 Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to


Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti
ko tikne na de!

Advice of dentist. "Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don't let any body
else use it, and get a new one every three months.

* Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.


Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get
heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are
in love?

Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning


kaise?
Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri!
Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.

* Nobody will ever remember how u look, how r Speak, what u did or
anything else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them
Feel.

 Trust God, he knows ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will
walk with you as the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the one who
made them. Gud Day!

Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen but years later, you have a
collection of mistakes, called Experience, which leads you to Success!

 People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the
sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only
if there is light from within.

*Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all
important, doing the best is all that matters!

A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to
drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others

The Lord will change all our defeat into a path for new blessings. Do not
think that failure can push us down. Instead it will be changed into a ladder
of blessings

*Life is only traveled Once, Today's Moment becomes Tomorrow's memory.


Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the Gift of Life is Life itself

 Love urself, Flirt with ur understanding, Romance with dreams, Get


engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the egos... Thats Good
Life...

In the end, only 3 things matter the most: How fully you lived, how deeply
you loved & how well you learned to let go of things not meant for you!

Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small


things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.
*Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan...

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE


Ans: You r V:very
E:eminent
L:lovely
E:energetic
N:nice
T:tamizdar
I:inteligent
N:noble
E:everloving

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,


Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Hawaon ne rukh hai badla,


Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,
Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,
Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai…

*Paper ki roti,
tention ka achaar,
lamp ki kiran,
question ki bahar,
paper out ki chandi,
seniours ka pyar,
mubaarak ho aapko exam ka tehwaar…
happy exam month…
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… warm b’coz AC
doesn’t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@ 15.25 , it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

vishwas banke log zindagi main aatey hai


khwab banke aankhon main samaa jaatey hai
pehle yakeen dilate hai ki woh hamare hai
phir na jaane kyu badal jaatey hai

*Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain


Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain ”

*WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai


ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai ”

* phir bewafa ko dost bana baithe,


uski sadgi se fareb kha baithe,
pathoron se hai apna rishta purana,
phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe…. ”

*Aap dost bane ho es hayat main


Chand mila ho kisi andheri raat main

Viranon main bahar aa gaye hai kis se


Sari zindagi gujar dun esi khayalat main

Tanhaiyu main jaam lekar aa gaye hai


Mausam badla dil ka ek lamhaat main

Tere khayalun ka libas jab bhi pahnu


Khushbu fail jaye meri sari jaat main

*Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad


Na Krna
Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He
Uski Fariyad Na Krna
Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na karna

*Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo


Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao


Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain


Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho


Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai


Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar


Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga


Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai


Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style


Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

*Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.


Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.

*Arz Kiya Hai….


Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?

Woh College ki Kashti…………


Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen

vo chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa

college ki sabse purani nishaanee

vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the… jaani

vo jaani ke hathon ki ‘cutting’ chaay meethee

vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi

vo padhte hi chiththi uska bhadakna

vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa…

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa

vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka kissaa….

bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa

vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa


vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa

vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa

vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul

par vo maa ka vishvas - Teacher ka Bharosaa…

college ki wo lambisi raatein

vo doston se canteen me pyaari si baatein

vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa

vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

vo college, vo basen, vo shararatein vo javani…

vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani…

*Suno yar:
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k me b kuch Amir Khan se kam nahi ho ..

Me b parhta hun, samjhta hun

Phr 15 mints baad bhol jata hon

*Politics is the gentle art


of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

*Phone Ki Ring Baji.


Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu.
Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai
Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi
Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha
Why a lecturer is greater than a mother ?because a mother can put to sleep only one
child …but a lecturer can put the whole class to sleep at one time

Life is funny and twisted , sumtime u laugh sumtime u cry ,


But as long as I m ur friend , I will always be on your cheeks as a smile rather than
a tear in ur eyes …promise

Once in a while good people need reminder of how special and lovable they are .
with this message consider yourself reminded . Hi friend …

In our life happiness is more important than smile because smile comes from lips
and happiness comes from the heart . so be happy always

*Life most deepest feelings are often expressed in silence . and the one who can
read volumes from your silence is your dearest friend

Best thought to be ever remembered “work for a cause and not for applause .”.live
life to express urself and not impress sumone urself

*Little faith says you can do it


Big faith says you can do it
But great faith says it is done
Nothing is impossible when we believe in ourself

A single candle can illuminate an entire room but a sweet friend like u can light up
an entire lifetime .Thanks for the bright light of friendships

*Friends like u r really problem


They stay in the heart

Pay no rent

Don’t vacate easily and when they go leave the whole place broken

*Nothing is wasted nothing goes in vain


The sea rolls but the rock remains

Time passes but the memory remains


Friends depart but frndship always remains

Why the government fixed the voting age – 18 yrs and marriage age – 21 years
because govt. ye janti hai ki wife ko sambhalna mushkil h desh se .

If you missed the beautiful sunrise

God made this morning its ok .

All you have to do is face a mirror and see a beautiful creation of god

The most valuable sentence for life – never show too much of care on anyone
because it creates a non curable pain wen they start avoiding you

Trust of a friend should be like the feeling that a one year old baby has .
When you throw him in air he laughs because he knows you will catch him

*Master – kal koni ayo re ramuda tu ?


Ramu-pad gyo ho laag gi hi
Master – kathe padyo aur kathyo laagi
Ramu= marsaab khat per padyo aur akh laag gi

*No one ever won a game of chess by taking only forward moves . sometime you
have to move backward to get a step forward

History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule??

Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

*Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..
But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..
*Tumhari “Duniya” Se Chale Jane Ke Bad Hum Tumhe,
Har Aik “Tare” Main Nazar Aaya Karen Gay,
Tum Har “Pal” Koi “Dua” Maang Lena,
Aur “Hum” Har Baar “Toot” Jaya Karen Gay.. ;-)

*Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a


stopped Clock is correct twice a day…Think of this & lead ur
life….Good LUCK.

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.


Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.
T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

*LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:


SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?


Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

*Since ur eyes are looking tired , let ur eyelashes hug each


other for few hours .
Happy journey into the world of dreams

We often fail to understand the feelings of d one who is very


close to our heart because the book when held very close to
our eyes is very difficult to read
*I had lot of back in my studies and I didn’t had success in my
education but toppers from top universities are my employees
– bill gates

*I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder I


wont give up because if its hard to keep u , then it will be a lot
harder to find a friend like u again

My life is not perfect but I m still happy because I have people


like u equally imperfect like me but just the right blend for a
perfect friendship

One of the best practical quotes to be happy. “ keep all ur


worries tension and troubles in your pocket but b sure that the
pocket has a big hole in it

Mobiles are irritating ! daily charging , recharging ,annoying


beep and always disturbing but still I love my mobile because it
connects u and me

*History teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule??


Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

*Love is A
Hand Watch.
Only one Person
Can See
The Time..
But,
Friendship is A
Wall Clock..
Every One Can
See The Time..

*Tumhari “Duniya” Se Chale Jane Ke Bad Hum Tumhe,


Har Aik “Tare” Main Nazar Aaya Karen Gay,
Tum Har “Pal” Koi “Dua” Maang Lena,
Aur “Hum” Har Baar “Toot” Jaya Karen Gay.. ;-)
Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a stopped Clock is
correct twice a day…Think of this & lead ur life….Good LUCK.

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.


Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.
T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

*LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:


SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?


Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

*When u became my friend there was a strike in heaven


U k = now why ? they were protesting why I am being offered the benefits of
heaven on earth

Excellent thought apologizing doesn’t mean that ur wrong and the other is right . it
only means that u value the relationship much more than ur ego

This is an adult message . if ur under the age of 18 please don’t read this sms
………………………election a rahe h please vote ….

Being visible isn’t a requirement for being close ..it just takes some thoughts and
memories to feel the presence of sumone as nice as u

*Lucky people get opportunities


Brave people get opportunities and
Winners are those who convert problems into opportunities

*If god is in ur boat , it doesn’t mean that u will not face the storm
It only means that no storm can sink ur boat ..
I wish god to be always with u ,always throughout your life

Don’t be disappointed if this world refuses to help u out ..


Remember words of Einstein –I am thankful to all those who said no ..its because of
them I did it myself

*Jajbato ko alfazo ki zarurat nahi hoti


Hum apko apna mante hai ye batane ki zarurat nahi hoti
Kaun kehta hai ki mohabbat aafat hai
Aafat to itni khubsurat nahi hoti

A frend isn’t sumone who just always there for u …


Its sumone who understands u a little more than u understand urself

*Heart is like a crystal , preserve it


Love is like a perfume . spread it
Feelings r like flood , flow it
Friendship is like an umbrella ,lets share it

*Dard de gaye sitam bhi de gaye


Zakhm k sath marham bhi de gaye
Do lafzo se wo kar gaye man halka
Humko na rone ki kasam de gaye
 Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai

==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to
take care of you . they said we don’t take care of stars

==Line marne k do tarike hai ? ?


? /
?
With scale and without scale

==Night has come and moon too


Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew
Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you
==Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . it’s a tree that grows forever so keep
watering the tree with water of “ rememberance “

==When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have
given a chance to someone to win . that’s the attitude

==My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your
life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes

==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to
take care of you . they said we don’t take care of stars

==Line marne k do tarike hai ? ?


? /
?
With scale and without scale

==Night has come and moon too


Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew
Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you

Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . it’s a tree that grows forever so keep
watering the tree with water of “ rememberance “

When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given
a chance to someone to win . that’s the attitude

My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your
life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes

==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to
take care of you . they said we don’t take care of stars

==Line marne k do tarike hai ? ?


? /
?
With scale and without scale

Night has come and moon too


Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew
Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you
Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . it’s a tree that grows forever so keep
watering the tree with water of “ rememberance “

When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given
a chance to someone to win . that’s the attitude

My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your
life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes

==U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to
take care of you . they said we don’t take care of stars

Line marne k do tarike hai ? ?


? /
?
With scale and without scale

Night has come and moon too


Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew
Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you

==Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . it’s a tree that grows forever so keep
watering the tree with water of “ rememberance “

When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given
a chance to someone to win . that’s the attitude

==My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your
life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes

U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take
care of you . they said we don’t take care of stars

Line marne k do tarike hai ? ?


? /
?
With scale and without scale

Night has come and moon too


Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew
Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you
Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . it’s a tree that grows forever so keep
watering the tree with water of “ rememberance “

==When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have
given a chance to someone to win . that’s the attitude

==My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your
life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes

==Judge: why r u arrested?


Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke


bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,


kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega

==Bruce Lee’s Favorite

Vegetable=Mu-Lee

Festival=Diwa-Lee

Actres=Sona-Lee

Music=Qawa-Lee

Film=Coo-Lee

Animal=Bil-Lee

Brain=Urs
Why?

Kha-Lee

==Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.

Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.

Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children.Â

Wife - I wish I was


your book so that I
could be in front of
your eyes constantly. Husband - Oh, I wish
you were a calendar
which I could replace
every year.

Sensex Down by 50%,


Gold, Property will Fall.
So Invest in. . .
Love,
Relations,
Feelings,
Friendship.
The Only promising Investment to give
Good Returns

Two Men jumping from


a Terrace.
First says : This is my
50th time. I am a
Record holder.
Second : This is my
First Time. I am a Shareholder…

Sensational thought – if everyone is happy with you , surely you have made a lot of
compromises in life

People may be unkind , u just be kind .


They may be cheat ., u be honest
They may forget good deeds because in the end its between u and god and not
between u and them
Dream is a passion where we can rule the world of our own .
Dream is a gift of god where we can enjoy everything . so have a sweet dream
tonight

Pearl of the day – successful people don’t relax in chairs . they relax at work they
sleep with dream and wake up with commitment

Every relation is like a cardiogram . it always has an up and down graph .


If its steady it dies . so accept the ups and downs positively

Mat puch mere sms ki intaha kaha tak hai


Kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai
Sms ki ummeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi
Hume to dekhna hai teri kanjusi ki had kaha tak hai

Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tammana lekar


Kuch tamanaye jina sikha deti hai
Hum kis tamana k sahare jiye
Zindgi roz ek tamana bada deti hai

\meharban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamal


Ghanti bajege Bandar nachega mobile uthayega sms padega muskuraega
Ab Bandar forward kar k hoshiyari dikhayegi

Sms kya hai ? rasta hai dil ki baat batane ka


Zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka ,sathi hai gam ko bhulane ka aur ek tareeka hai dosti
nibhane ki

Height of escapism –
Professor –where is your assignment ?
Student – sir I lost it while fighting with students who said that u were not the best
professor in the college

Do you know – duniya may ek hi dil hai jo sirf aap k liye dhadkta hai ?
?
? array buddhu tumhara khud ka aur kiska

One tree can start a forest


One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show ur care and just one friend can make life worthy

One dau ur dreams will come true


One day ur presence will be precious
One day u will be the happiest person
Y cant that be today
U know what stars do . they take care of nice people on earth . I asked them to take
care of you . they said we don’t take care of stars

Line marne k do tarike hai ? ?


? /
?
With scale and without scale

Night has come and moon too


Sun has gone leaving the sky full of star crew
Close ur beautiful eyes because a sweet dream is waiting for you

Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day . it’s a tree that grows forever so keep
watering the tree with water of “ rememberance “

When you win you celebrate but do the same when you lose because you have given
a chance to someone to win . that’s the attitude

My frendsip is like an onion which has many layers in it . it will add taste to your
life but if you try to cut it it will bring tears in your eyes

Ek bar ek ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba


Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat par chadte
waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
“” ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gayi

Khan: Yar Abi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?


Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay
Khan: Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?


Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

KHOON se likh diya har dewar pe Us ka naam,

Or phir Tor di har dewar jis pe likha tha us ka naam,

K
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SPELING galat thy.

Maalik nokar se: is mehngai k dor me parathay pe is qadar ghee??


Kya hogya hai tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf kijiye ga, ghalti se mera paratha apke pas agya he.

Doctor
Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Aap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar
pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?

you fool.!

a new born baby dont hav teeth...

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

Feel D Difference..

Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.


Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.

What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . .


.
Any Guess !
.
No !.
.
NoT To WorrY !.
.
iT’s !
..
Yeskia . . . . .

Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship,


every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD,
Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u
I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever

The rain may be falling hard outside,


But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Friendship is all about 3 things


Winning
Losing n
Sharing

Winning your friends heart,


Losing your ego,
and Sharing joys and sorrows

SMILE:
S: Set u free,
M: Make you special,
I: Increase ur face value,
L: Lift up your spirits,
E: Erase all ur tensions,
So, plz keep smiling.

Crazy days and screwed up nights,


Tons of Crushes and stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save,
Through thicks and things,
Always true.
*FRIENDS forever, me n U*

It is realy amazng wen two stanger becom frnds bt its raly sad wen two frnds becom
stranger . hope it wud nvr happen with .. we will frnds 4evr

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r
mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts
I may not have given wats xpected fm me i may not b a perfectfrnd bt inside dis
imperfection lies a heart dat value u d best way it can

THE GIFT OF TRUE FRIENDSHIP IS THAT IT TAKES US BY THE HAND


AND REMINUS US, WE ARE NOT ALONE IN THE JOURNEY OF LIFE

There r a few wornderful pair in world,heart n beats, night n moon, fish n water
,flower n colours,my msgs n ur smiles.

Seconds of introduction..Minutes of discussion..Hours of attraction..Days of


interaction..Years of satisfaction..Makes freindship a strong construction…

Lifeis jst like sea.we are moving without end.Nothing stays wid us.What remain is
jst d memories of some people who touched us as waves...

feeling is a painting never split it , face is a book try to read it , love is a precious
never lose it , frenship is a mirror never break it.

The feeling of Friendship starts from the Eyes.... If U try to close your eyes,
Friendship turns into a drop of tear & remains in your heart forever....

1DAY I MAY DIE WITHOUT SAYING GUD BYE 2 U! BUT I'LL NEVER 4GET
2 SAY THANK U! BCOZ U HAV GIVEN ME 1 OF LOVELIEST FRIENDSHP!

0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-SawNot only Because Its Always Fun With
YouBut Also Because I Wouldn't MindGoing Down 2 See You Rising !!!

We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs,
but even though our world's dont meet, I will always be your friend to keep.

jise dil ki "KALAM" or bharose ki "INK" kehte hai, jise lamho ki "KITAB" or
yaado ka "COVER" kehte hai, yahi wo "SUBJECT" hai jise log "FRIENDSHIP"
kehte hai.

However high the sky may be,However wide the River may be,However strong the
wind may be Just Remember we are the Best Friend Forever…

Lips Bhindi ki tarha Gaal Tamatar ki tarha Eyes Matar ki tarha Poora Face Gobih
ki tarha E Khuda ye kaisa Dost diya Subzi Mandi ki tarha

When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile, words behind ur silence & luv
behind ur anger, u can believe u have found ur "Best buddy"
Love
is:99%unstoppable99%unimaginable99%emotional99%desire,99%destiny,99%joy.
...but a" FRIEND "like uis 1% more than LOVE.

Wat makes frnds specialis d way each 1 remembrs d otherwen dey r apart, dey mis
d talks,d laughs & d times dey were 2gethr."LIFE changes;memories n frnz DONT"

Rememberance is d sweetest flower in d garden of frndship..A friend is a person


who never thinks of the last three letter of d word "FRIEND".

When time is fast,when moments r hard,when every1 is busy,when seconds r few,my


sms comes 2 say...1 of ur frend is still rememb. U

If 2 Hearts r Meant 2 b friends, no Matter How Long it takes,How Far they Go,How
Tuff it Seems,Fate Will Bring them 2Gether 2Share Friendship 4ever

Do u no da purpose of life?God sent us to find such friends,that even if we find them


in hell they say:"chal yaar yamraj ki lete hain karri karke".

We r not of same blood We r born in diff places We hav diff tastes n life styles But
stil our hearts r connected wid feeling called Frnshp

one who hold ur hand every time whenu need support is surely a good friend But
best frnd is one who hold ur handmore tightly when u say leave me alone

Friendship is like a glass,A scratch on any side will reflect on other side too,so
always handle frndshp carefully,Bcoz scratch cant be removed…

Insecurity Of Loosing LOVE Makes Us Mistakenly Loose The Friend In


Them,Insecurity Of Loosing The Friend In Them Maks Us Mistakenly Fall In Love
With Them

Band rakhte he juban Lab khola nae karate,chandk age sitare bola nae krate,yad
krate he apko har pal kitna,ye raz hum jubanse khola nae karte

I may not be the "Perfect friend" that u r looking for, Not even the "BEST" among
others, But surely i'm a friend who always wants 2 see u

Anybody can say "I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS" but, real friends says "I
FEEL YOUR FEELINGS"

First day ur friendship was like a "wel".... Second day it was like "river"... Third
day it was like "sea".... Fourth day it was like a "ocean"...But... Now... It is like
"Tsunami"... I will never forget u....
Hi, EXPECTED is an incident !UNEXPECTED is an accident !U R an Accident in
my Life, which is ever Best Incident in my life as a GOOD FRND

Life they say is touch n go. Sum people you know may only be there for sumtime.
Sum may go away, but people who find you special will always find ways to stay!

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday
seems so great. Thank U my goodfriend

Some can give u Crying & tears Many others can give u Laughter & smilesbutonly
Friends can give u"Laughing Tears"& "Crying smiles"

I am not beautiful as a rose. But my heart is more beautiful than a rose.


Because my heart is full of U and ur FRIENDSHIP!

"Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person


because you neither have to weigh your thoughts nor measure your
words

I must hav been born undr a lucky star, 2 find a frnd as nice as u r..I will
follw the rainbw 2 d end, if u promis 2 remain my friend!

Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL
ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia

In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a
noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"..

99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye


RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to
yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA

What is d height of Flirting?........When ur LUV letter starts withTO


WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess
Guess
Ans h …..
"FOOLAN DEVI.
RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala

Zara Gaur Farmaiye

RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala

Par Kya Kare..

Jub

PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA

True love song is bazighar O Bazighar.


Teri Mummy Ko razi kar.
Tune dil mera toda. Mene fevical se juda.
Mere fevical ka paisa wapas kar.
Bazigar O Baziga

Apke hasi ne sara jaha ko hiladiya ! ! Apke hasi ne sara jaha ko hiladiya! Comma se jage hue
patient ko permantly sula diya ! ! Ha ha ha

A student-asman me Kali ghata chayi he,Aj fir Principal se mar khai hai,sb kehte he sudhar ja,pr
meri galti nhi,Madam Aj fir RAKHI SAWANT Bankar aai hai

is dil ne ek buri aadat laga rakhi hai, aanke mobile screen par teeka rakhi hain, kasur to humara
he hai busy logon se dosti jo bana rakhi hai

Arz kia hai.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai (WAH WAH WAH)....TALIYAN.... Ajkal ap k sms ana
kum hai... khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai

Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya:

Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t”


Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop”

2nd day
beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu

SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!


BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?

SANTA: dhakka.

Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade"I Luv U" k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke
saath)"O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi
Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?

Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar Di

Bnta-Kyu

Snta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki


"KAMINE..
Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya


Nurse-Is Me 10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000

S-Tanka Lagwana He
Karhai Nai Karwani

RAAZ Ko Plate Nai Mili


To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga

FARAZ-Ye Kya

RAAZ-Dag To Chala Jyega


Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega\

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha
sa kaho Premika:dhokla.
Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira....
"kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola

"THAAA"

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana

Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai

Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha


"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h


B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do


Amma-Mai student hu

TC-Konse school me?


Amma-Wo q batau

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

Santa: Bahi Jaldi Jaao tumhare Ghar Mein Barsta ka Pani Ghus Gaya hai,
Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..?

Teacher: Y ru late?
Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting
Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late?
Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe santa se- Kaun sa station hai?Santa bahar
dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".

Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade"I Luv U" k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke saath)"O
kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..

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