This is my own original work regarding some stupid garbage.

The garbage spilled

out of the garbage can onto the street. It was very slippery, slimy garbage. So
me people slipped in it. They fell on top of each other. Then they were angry at
each other. One person pulled out a knife and started stabbing the other person
. Then the police came. The police slipped in the garbage, too. Then there was a
pile of a bunch of people in the garbage. It was basically a pile of people and
garbage all mixed together. Then someone came and dumped some more garbage on t
op, basically burying the people in it. Then some more people came by and slippe
d in the pile of garbage and people. This was becoming a very large pile, as you
can imagine. Now there were many people and lots of garbage in it. These people
were angry too, and they began to fight. Then the police came by. The pile at t
his point was not the type of pile you could slip in. The police commanded all t
he people to come out of the garbage, and when they did not, they fired some tea
r gas into the garbage. Then a terrorist group came and pointed some sniper rifl
es at the police from atop a nearby building. They told the police to get into t
he garbage pile and not move. The police obeyed. Then someone came and put some
more garbage on the pile. The police were completely buried inside. Then the nat
ional guard arrived and shot the terrorists, who fell off the building into the
garbage pile. At this point the garbage pile was so big that no one could get ar
ound it and the street was totally blocked. The situation gradually expanded int
o a national emergency and resulted in a third world war. Now can I download my
document?