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Peralta, are you eating
an italian sub for breakfast?
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I am, but Amy said I should
eat more veggies
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so I got extra pepper chili.
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Smart.
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[coffee splashes]
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Uh, excuse me.
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You need to watch yourself.
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I'm sorry...
cop.
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All right, let's everybody
just stay calm here.
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Or what?
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Are you gonna
arrest me for dancing?
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You call that dancing?

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[crowd murmuring]
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This is dancing.
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What is happening?
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I'm defusing the situation.
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Whoa...
dancing captain.
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Must capture image
of a lifetime!
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Oh, why is my phone always dead?
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I paid $13 for it.
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Don't worry, Jakey.
I got it.
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Okay.
Oh!
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Oh, my hands are covered
in butter from making butter.
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I'm on it!
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Must record, must record!
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Camera on.
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All right.
Here we go.
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Dancing over.
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Situation defused.
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No!
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Sync & corrections by <font color="#00ff00">Rafael UPD</font>
<font color="#ffff00">www.addic7ed.com/</font>
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<i>
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Jakey!
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Hey!
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Are you guys wearing one scarf?

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Yep, Charles
forgot his this morning.
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It's actually quite romantic.
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I think he did it on purpose.
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Uh, let's just say,
I definitely did it on purpose.
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Now, twirl me, darling!
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You got it, sweet potato.
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Ah, I can't get away from you.
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All right,
you guys are adorable.
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Tell me everything
the doctor says
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about your uterine climate.
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Oh, and also that.
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Genevieve and I have big news.

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Is this something other
people would keep private?
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Big time!
We're trying to have a baby!
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Oh, wow!
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That is awesome.
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But wait, Charles,
I thought you were sterile.
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I distinctly remember
you using the phrase...
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Shooting dust.
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Yes, thank you for
not making me say it.
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Yeah, it's true
I lost the ability
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to procreate after the accident.
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Drop your weapons!
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[wailing]
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[blows landing]
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[screaming]
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Yeah, I still don't know why
you dove in crotch first.
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Thankfully, my ex-wife, Eleanor,
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made me get a vasectomy
a year before that.
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As a precaution,
I froze some sperm...
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a lot of sperm.
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Guy going in after me
was like, "Whoa, nice!"
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Wow, he sounds
like a gross dude.
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- Yeah.
- Should we go into work?
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- Yes.
- Great.

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Hey, so do you think maybe
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you're rushing into
the whole baby thing?
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I mean, you guys have only
been dating three months.
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She's the one, Jake.
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I'm done with
that playboy lifestyle...
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out till 11:00,
drunk on sangria.
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I don't want that anymore.
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I just want to be a papa.
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Okay, yeah, so,
hey, this is awesome.
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You're gonna have a baby.
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I know!
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And you're gonna be
its best friend.

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Ah, well, based on the age diff,
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maybe more of a fun
uncle/mentor.
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Baby's best friend.
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All right, so...
nonnegotiable.
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Here's the deal, Steven.
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We already got you
on shoplifting.
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Now let's talk about
the 200 cloned credit cards
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in your bag.
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I'm not saying anything.
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Look, punk, there are
two ways we can do this...
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the easy way or the hard way.
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Tell him what

the hard way is, boss.

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Well, first, Steven, we're
gonna fill out form 38E-J1,
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stating noncompliance.
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We send it to the DA, but do
they process it right away?
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No, because they're overwhelmed
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because Debra's
on maternity leave.
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So your court date won't be set
for six or eight weeks,
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and even then, you're gonna
have to block off the whole day,
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because they don't
give you a specific time.
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No, no, it's a window.
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Sir...
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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I thought we were gonna
to try to scare him.
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There's nothing scarier
than the realities
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of the municipal court system.
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Now, come on;
Let's get back in there
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and tell him about
how bad the website is.
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Look, I'll talk.
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Of course you will.
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But I'll only talk to her.
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You want to talk to Gina?
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Yeah, hi.
Do you sell purple pants?
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All right, well, good day, then.
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[sighs]
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It's not the turnout
I was hoping for.
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Maybe I should've
offered free strudel;
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Then at least
Scully would've come.
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There's free strudel?
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Where the hell
did you come from?
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I don't get it.
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I am shocked that more people
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wouldn't want the tutelage
of our precinct's...
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nay, our city's
most esteemed sergeant.
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What do you want, Santiago?
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To learn the majestic art
of self-defense
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from our city's...

nay, our country's...

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Come on, man, out with it!
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I want to start class.
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Okay, I'm applying
for a mentorship program
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for up-and-coming detectives.
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It's called
"Star Achieving Mentors,
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Star Achieving Mentees,"
or SAM-SAM for short.
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Would you write me
a recommendation?
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Of course I will.
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You'd be great.
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Thank you, Sarge.
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All right, everyone.
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Pay attention.

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Santiago, I'm gonna come at you,
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and you're gonna take me down.
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You better impress me
if you want
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that recommendation to be good.
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I'm gonna try, Sarge.
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All right, here we go.
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[wailing]
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- Oh, no, no!
- My nose!
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My nose!
You broke my nose!
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Oh, there's so much blood!
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I'm so sorry!
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Get me a towel!
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Okay, all right.
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And that's what you get
for lying about free strudel.
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Karma's a bitch.
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Get out of here, Scully!
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Case closed, justice served.
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Peralta amazing...
oh, God.
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[whispers] Oh, no, no...
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<i>[suspenseful music]</i>
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[whispers] Charles, Charles!
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Your ex-wife is here.
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Eleanor?
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The destroyer of worlds?
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- Why?
- Maybe it's nothing bad.

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Maybe some of your mail
got sent to her house.
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Oh, God, I hope not.
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If that happened,
she would be livid.
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Oh, well, just don't
assume the worst.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Then why did you
bring up the mail thing?
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I don't...
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Hello, Chunk.
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Heard you want your sperm.
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You gonna have to go through me.
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Oh, no, this is way worse
than the mail thing.
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What mail thing?

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Nothing.
There's no mail thing.
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There's no mail thing.
But it's my sperm.
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How did you even
find out I wanted it?
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Because the account's
under my name.
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Storage facility
called me saying
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that you were looking
to make a withdrawal.
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So I went ahead
and withdrew it for you.
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[whispers]
I have all of your sperm.
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But you don't even
care about it, Eleanor.
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I mean, remember?
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"Oh, hey, Charles,

192
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"I'll never have a baby with you
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"because I don't love you,
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and a child's
not gonna fix that!"
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Oof, when he started
doing the silly voice,
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I thought it was gonna be
more fun, but... wasn't.
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Well, I do not want your DNA.
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I want something else.
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I hit some dumbass with my car.
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Now he's suing me.
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What I want is for you
to use your badge
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and your gun to intimidate him
into dropping the case.
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Wow.

That is so very illegal.

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He's not doing that.
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I don't care.
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You have 48 hours to do so,
or I'm gonna take your sperm,
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and I'm gonna dump it
into the East River.
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Please don't do that.
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And there will never be
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the possibility of a little pie-faced
Charles Boyle, Jr.
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Proud of it; It's me.
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She can't do that.
Can she do that?
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Stay calm.
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We're gonna talk to a lawyer
and get a professional opinion.
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Damn.
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I can't believe
you signed this contract.
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The sperm is her
legal possession.
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It also says that, she...
and I quote...
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"Owns your dignity."
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You initialed
right next to that.
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Oh, no, Jake,
this is a total disaster!
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I'll never be happy in my life.
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Why are you smiling?
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Because this is exactly
what we've trained for.
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It's a hostage situation,
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and we're gonna
bring your boys home.

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All right, Charles, I know
that you're freaking out
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and you think you're never
gonna be a father,
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but don't worry; There's no way
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I'm gonna let Eleanor do
anything to your precious...
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- Boyle oil?
- Ugh, all right, I'm out.
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She can do what she wants.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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We'll just call them hostages.
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All right, fine,
let's get to work.
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Here's what we know
about Eleanor.
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Oh, my wedding day.
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I should've known

it was a mistake
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when she said, "I suppose,"
instead of, "I do."
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Yowch, all right.
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Hostage taker:
Eleanor Horstweil.
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Age: 42.
Occupation: Bank manager.
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No priors.
Clean bill of health.
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Current husband:
Hercules Thikalonos.
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Don't bring him into it.
We're actually quite close.
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Noted.
You divorced in 2010.
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She got the house, both cars,
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and 85% of your salary
going forward.
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That's a typo, right?

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- It is not.
- How did she get so much?
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My lawyer was Hercules.
That's how they met.
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That seems real unethical.
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Again, lay off Hercules.
He's quite a decent man.
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All right, look, we need
some sort of bargaining chip.
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Is there anything you got
in the divorce that she wanted?
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Yes... Abigail.
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I'm gonna just assume
Abigail's something super weird.
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Nope.
She was our hairdresser.
259
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Ah, okay.
260
00:08:16,031 --> 00:08:17,031
It was awkward for her
261

00:08:17,032 --> 00:08:18,566

to see both of us,
so she made us choose.
262
00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:19,934
I mean, I couldn't
get rid of her.
263
00:08:19,935 --> 00:08:22,370
She's the only stylist
in New York that can do this.
264
00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:25,440
Right, and do you think
Eleanor still wants Abigail?
265
00:08:25,441 --> 00:08:27,275
I mean, you saw her hair today.
266
00:08:27,276 --> 00:08:29,877
[chuckles]
It's all volume, no sheen.
267
00:08:29,878 --> 00:08:30,878
[both laughing]
268
00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:32,113
Okay, maybe we can use this.
269
00:08:32,114 --> 00:08:33,981
Time to put on
our negotiation faces.
270
00:08:33,982 --> 00:08:36,517
Not too intimidating
but always in control.
271
00:08:36,518 --> 00:08:37,851
How's this?
272
00:08:39,288 --> 00:08:41,989
Oh, as if you don't know

it's perfect.
273
00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:43,790
Hey, Sergeant.
274
00:08:43,826 --> 00:08:44,892
How are you?
275
00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:46,060
Well, my baby cries
276
00:08:46,061 --> 00:08:48,463
at the sight of my face now,
so that's great.
277
00:08:48,464 --> 00:08:50,298
I mean, she's a baby;
278
00:08:50,299 --> 00:08:52,133
She could be crying at anything.
279
00:08:52,134 --> 00:08:54,902
Nope, she pointed right
at my nose and then threw up.
280
00:08:54,903 --> 00:08:56,838
What do you want, Santiago?
281
00:08:56,839 --> 00:08:58,506
I was just wondering
if you finished
282
00:08:58,507 --> 00:09:00,408
writing
that recommendation letter.
283
00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,909
It's due pretty soon.
284
00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:02,944
I'm working on it.

285
00:09:02,945 --> 00:09:04,078
It's taking a little while
286
00:09:04,079 --> 00:09:06,647
because it's hard to concentrate,
what with all the agony.
287
00:09:06,648 --> 00:09:09,784
Okay, well, thank you
for still doing it.
288
00:09:09,785 --> 00:09:12,920
If it helps, I brought you
some soothing ginger tea.
289
00:09:12,921 --> 00:09:15,856
Will it repair the place
where my nose came off my skull?
290
00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:19,227
I don't know, but it's supposed
to have healing vapors.
291
00:09:19,228 --> 00:09:21,062
So try inhaling it?
292
00:09:21,063 --> 00:09:23,597
Oh, thank you.
293
00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:27,301
[screaming] It burns!
294
00:09:27,302 --> 00:09:28,636
- Oh!
- The vapors burn!
295
00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:30,505
- I'm sorry! I'll take it back!
- [screaming]
296

00:09:30,506 --> 00:09:33,106

Oh, God, I'm sorry!
I'll get some cold water!
297
00:09:33,141 --> 00:09:35,209
No, no, don't.
298
00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,712
I am petrified of you!
299
00:09:37,713 --> 00:09:40,715
All right, remember,
this is a negotiation.
300
00:09:40,716 --> 00:09:42,617
We can't let her know
how badly you want this.
301
00:09:42,618 --> 00:09:43,985
Jake, what if
she destroys the sperm?
302
00:09:43,986 --> 00:09:45,620
She's not gonna
do that, Charles,
303
00:09:45,621 --> 00:09:47,288
because then
she'd have no leverage.
304
00:09:47,289 --> 00:09:50,224
All right, you know this;
They never shoot the hostage.
305
00:09:50,225 --> 00:09:51,659
Hey!
306
00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,928
Did you threaten
that 90-year-old man for me yet?
307
00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:56,030

What?
The guy you hit was 90?
308
00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:58,199
Yeah, and you would know
that if you had talked to him,
309
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,001
which obviously you did not,
so good-bye!
310
00:10:00,002 --> 00:10:01,469
No, no, wait, wait, look.
311
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,137
We can't help you out
until we know that
312
00:10:03,138 --> 00:10:05,306
you actually have the samples.
313
00:10:05,307 --> 00:10:06,874
We need proof of life.
314
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,042
I'd be happy to dump
315
00:10:08,043 --> 00:10:09,644
one of the containers
out of the window.
316
00:10:09,645 --> 00:10:11,045
No, no, no, don't do that,
please!
317
00:10:11,046 --> 00:10:12,547
Don't dumb my sperm on us!
318
00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:14,982
Hello, ma'am.
Top of the morning to you.

319
00:10:14,983 --> 00:10:17,317
All right, look,
if you let us upstairs...
320
00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:19,920
We'll give you Abigail.
321
00:10:22,257 --> 00:10:23,558
I'll buzz you in.
322
00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:25,626
And that is how it's done.
323
00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:27,628
Like taking candy from a baby.
324
00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:29,430
Why would you bring up
babies right now?
325
00:10:29,431 --> 00:10:32,266
- It's a saying.
- Who would do that?
326
00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:34,936
The question is, why would someone
want to talk to Gina?
327
00:10:34,937 --> 00:10:36,037
That's very rude.
328
00:10:36,038 --> 00:10:37,271
It's obvious
why the guy wants to talk
329
00:10:37,272 --> 00:10:38,806
to a civilian like her;
He's stalling.
330
00:10:38,807 --> 00:10:40,007
That's also rude.

331
00:10:40,008 --> 00:10:41,609
Maybe he wants to talk
to a normal person
332
00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,511
instead of two rude cops.
333
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:45,613
Well, whatever his reason,
we have no other choice.
334
00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:46,948
Gina take his statement.
335
00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:48,349
Yes, thank you!
336
00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,584
I'm gonna get this guy to admit
337
00:10:49,585 --> 00:10:51,152
to crimes he hasn't
even committed.
338
00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:53,254
No, that would be
a huge problem.
339
00:10:53,255 --> 00:10:54,522
Copy that.
340
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,023
We'll get you a file on him
so you can study up.
341
00:10:56,024 --> 00:10:58,025
That won't be necessary.
I'm gonna go with my gut.
342
00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:59,427

He asked for Gina.

343
00:10:59,428 --> 00:11:01,728
Let's give the people
what they want.
344
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:08,202
Steven, Steven, Steven...
345
00:11:08,203 --> 00:11:09,569
You mind if I take a seat?
346
00:11:09,605 --> 00:11:11,271
Go for it.
347
00:11:12,441 --> 00:11:13,441
Oh, boy.
348
00:11:13,442 --> 00:11:14,942
Look, I'm not a cop.
349
00:11:14,943 --> 00:11:16,744
I don't really like cops.
350
00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:19,880
Honestly, I think
crime's kind of cool.
351
00:11:19,915 --> 00:11:22,182
- Okay.
- Yeah, you get it.
352
00:11:22,217 --> 00:11:24,051
Are we still holding out hope
that this might work?
353
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,752
I am.
Let's give her a shot.
354
00:11:25,787 --> 00:11:28,256

I feel like you and me

are really bonding.
355
00:11:28,257 --> 00:11:29,724
I'm ready to give you immunity.
356
00:11:29,725 --> 00:11:31,291
<i>No, you're not.
That's not happening!</i>
357
00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:32,425
Gina, come out of there.
358
00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:33,594
Negative.
359
00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:36,230
The guy wanted to talk
to a real person, not a cop.
360
00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:37,697
That's why he asked for me.
361
00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:39,400
Actually, I asked for you
362
00:11:39,401 --> 00:11:41,368
because we went
to high school together.
363
00:11:41,403 --> 00:11:43,104
- What?
- Steven Henderson.
364
00:11:43,105 --> 00:11:45,106
We had a bunch
of classes together.
365
00:11:45,107 --> 00:11:47,942
Steven Henderson...
we made out once on the bus.

366
00:11:47,943 --> 00:11:50,477
I mean...
do you not remember me?
367
00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:53,313
Uh...
368
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,249
Eleanor.
369
00:11:56,251 --> 00:11:57,250
Jake.
370
00:11:57,286 --> 00:11:58,585
Charles.
371
00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,953
Okay, you just
said your own name, bud.
372
00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:01,288
It was the only one left.
373
00:12:01,323 --> 00:12:04,492
Okay, so we have
given you Abigail.
374
00:12:04,493 --> 00:12:05,660
Now it's time for you
375
00:12:05,661 --> 00:12:07,361
to make good
on your side of the deal,
376
00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:09,363
and... I can't believe
I'm saying this...
377
00:12:09,364 --> 00:12:11,465
show us Charles' sperm.

378
00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:12,999
It's my sperm.
379
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:14,201
It's in the freezer.
380
00:12:14,202 --> 00:12:16,036
I'll be right back.
381
00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:17,672
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
382
00:12:17,673 --> 00:12:19,339
Abigail was our only
bargaining chip.
383
00:12:19,374 --> 00:12:20,608
Don't worry.
I have a plan.
384
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,976
As soon
as she comes back in here,
385
00:12:21,977 --> 00:12:23,311
I'm gonna grab that cup
right out of her hands
386
00:12:23,312 --> 00:12:24,311
and run like hell.
387
00:12:24,313 --> 00:12:25,313
You think that'll work?
388
00:12:25,314 --> 00:12:26,547
I don't just think it will.
389
00:12:26,548 --> 00:12:28,348
I know it might.

390
00:12:28,383 --> 00:12:31,585
Here it is... cold and sad.
Just like you.
391
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,454
How do I know
that that's really Charles'?
392
00:12:33,455 --> 00:12:35,990
I'm gonna have to read
the label up close.
393
00:12:35,991 --> 00:12:37,757
If I could just take
a look...[laughs]
394
00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:40,260
- Go, Boyle!
- [shouts]
395
00:12:40,295 --> 00:12:42,162
You really think
I'm that stupid?
396
00:12:42,197 --> 00:12:46,801
It's called a dummy cup,
dummies.
397
00:12:46,802 --> 00:12:48,669
Damn it.
She's right; It's empty.
398
00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:50,271
- Oh...
- I'm actually kind of relieved.
399
00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:51,538
I did not want to see that.
400
00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:53,373
You two are messing with
the wrong woman.

401
00:12:53,408 --> 00:12:55,609
And now you're gonna pay for it.
402
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,010
- Wait, wait!
- Eleanor, Eleanor!
403
00:12:57,045 --> 00:12:59,346
There are two real containers.
404
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:03,718
One is in a safe location,
and this is the other one.
405
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:07,555
Or rather, it<i> was</i> the other one.
406
00:13:07,556 --> 00:13:08,556
[clattering]
407
00:13:08,557 --> 00:13:09,556
No!
408
00:13:09,558 --> 00:13:11,926
[garbage disposal churning]
409
00:13:11,927 --> 00:13:13,593
She shot a hostage.
410
00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:18,480
Charles, what are you doing?
411
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:20,549
I'm sorry, but I don't
have a choice, Jake.
412
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,883
I'm gonna go bully an old priest
413

00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,584

so I can get my sperms back.
414
00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:24,786
He's a priest?
415
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:26,121
Yeah, I looked him up.
416
00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:28,924
He's a priest,
a 90-year-old priest.
417
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,758
But don't worry.
I'm not gonna hurt him.
418
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,693
I'm just gonna casually yawn...
419
00:13:34,363 --> 00:13:36,597
Thereby exposing
my gun and badge.
420
00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:38,999
Listen, you can't do this,
Charles; It's illegal.
421
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,035
I have to.
422
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,070
You saw what Eleanor did
to millions of my babies.
423
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,371
I heard them scream!
424
00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:44,371
That was you.
425

00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,541

I am them, and they are me.
426
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,876
You could go to prison, okay?
427
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:51,746
You're right.
You're right.
428
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,281
What am I thinking?
429
00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:55,417
Thank you
for looking out for me...
430
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,051
- Yeah.
- Friend.
431
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,321
No!
What...
432
00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:00,489
oh, Charles, what are you doing?
433
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,991
No, no, no, no, no!
Not the keys, no!
434
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:04,626
Oh, I should've known.
435
00:14:04,627 --> 00:14:06,428
You're a hugger, not a shaker.
436
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,195
It was the most painful thing
I've ever done,

437
00:14:08,231 --> 00:14:10,798
and I've taken three of
my grandparents off life support.
438
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,534
How are you
always in charge of that?
439
00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:14,736
Wait, Charles,
do not get in that car!
440
00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:16,103
- He's getting in the car.
- Sorry.
441
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:17,372
Don't you drive away!
442
00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:18,573
He's driving away.
443
00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:20,975
[tires screeching] Charles!
444
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,210
[computer beeps]
445
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:24,412
[gasps] I just got
an email from SAM-SAM.
446
00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,414
Rejected?
447
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:28,249
I've never been rejected
from anything.
448
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,351
Me neither.

449
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:31,686
Oops, did you say
rejected or ejected?
450
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,087
I've been rejected a lot.
451
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,422
I don't understand.
452
00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:36,457
My application was so good.
453
00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,926
You know what?
I've also been ejected.
454
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,061
Flume ride, Topeka, Kansas.
455
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,129
How did this happen?
456
00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:44,199
Just forgot to put on the belt.
457
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,332
Jeffords.
458
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:46,734
Good talk, Ames.
459
00:14:50,773 --> 00:14:52,207
You wrote me
a bad recommendation.
460
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,441
How could you?
461

00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,776

- Excuse me?
- It's the only explanation!
462
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,312
You're mad
that I broke your face
463
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,813
and I burned your whole body.
464
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,781
Well, grow up!
465
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,051
Grow up?
466
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:05,320
I have a Roth IRA!
467
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,454
I eat wheat toast!
You grow up!
468
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,957
You know what?
469
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:11,793
Here's the letter that I sent.
470
00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:14,262
"Amy Santiago is one
of the finest detectives
471
00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:17,998
in my precinct...
nay, the entire NYPD."
472
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:20,367
Yeah, I even
used the word "nay."

473
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:26,408
The idea that you would
question my integrity is so...
474
00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:29,911
Uh-oh, I got to sneeze.
This is gonna hurt!
475
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,513
Oh, oh, God.
476
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,615
[sneezing]
477
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:34,882
[screaming]
478
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,484
Oh, Hitchcock, thank God!
479
00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:38,153
Handcuffed yourself to a car?
480
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,153
Been there.
481
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,922
What?
No, Charles did this.
482
00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:43,524
Here, quick, hand me those keys.
483
00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:44,926
Here we go.
484
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,193
What will you give me for them?
485
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:48,195

Seriously?
What do you want?
486
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,230
A dollar for a soda;
Mine are all wet.
487
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:51,899
Yes, obviously,
I'll give you that!
488
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:52,934
Bam!
489
00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:55,703
A soda only costs 75, you fool.
490
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:57,905
See you later, sucker!
491
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,607
Didn't even give him the dollar.
492
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:02,242
I know it seems like I blew it,
493
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,311
but you got to give me
another crack at him.
494
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:06,880
Now that I'm aware
of our fascinating past,
495
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,416
I have all the ammo that I need.
496
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:09,884
Perhaps you would've
had that ammo
497

00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,552

if you had read the file
Diaz offered you.
498
00:16:11,587 --> 00:16:14,154
No doubt. No doubt.
Gina culpa.
499
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,557
Okay, you get one more chance.
500
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,859
I will not let you down.
501
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:23,698
Steven, Steven, Steven,
I have one question.
502
00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:25,433
Who on the basketball team
was into me?
503
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:26,801
I want names.
504
00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:28,036
What?
505
00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:29,704
We don't have time
to play games, Steven.
506
00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:30,872
That's it.
I'm pulling her.
507
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:32,641
No, no, let her keep going.
508
00:16:32,642 --> 00:16:34,274
<i>Question two...</i>

509
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,777
Who on the lacrosse team
is into me,
510
00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:39,246
and which one them
aged the best?
511
00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:40,615
<i> A whole lot of woman... </i>
512
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:41,783
<i>[rock music playing]</i>
513
00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:43,284
<i> A whole lot of... </i>
514
00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:46,187
<i>In 4,000 feet, stay straight.</i>
515
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:48,089
You interrupted
the song for that?
516
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,491
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517
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,427
Hello.
518
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,097
Father, I understand you
were recently involved
519
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,199
in an automobile accident
with an Eleanor Horstweil.
520
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:03,271
Oh, yes, uh,

she came up onto the sidewalk

521
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,406
and fractured my hip.
522
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,307
You were a pedestrian?
523
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,744
Are you technically a pedestrian
524
00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:11,812
if you're sitting on a bench?
525
00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:13,181
Sitting on a bench...
526
00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,183
Well, okay,
I don't want to tell you
527
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:22,524
to drop your suit against her,
but I sure am getting sleepy.
528
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:24,693
Excuse me?
529
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:27,562
Yawns a-coming.
[yawns]
530
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,431
[electric buzzing] [screaming]
531
00:17:29,432 --> 00:17:30,932
I got you.
532
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,000
Hi there.
I'm Jake.

533
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,401
This is my best friend, Charles.
534
00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:34,935
He's trying to have a baby.
You get it.
535
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,236
Now, come here, you.
536
00:17:41,839 --> 00:17:45,040
Charles, I know you're mad,
but you have to talk to me.
537
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,676
It's funny how
getting tased in the back
538
00:17:46,677 --> 00:17:49,845
can break your heart and also
really hurt your back.
539
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,381
I'm sorry.
540
00:17:51,382 --> 00:17:53,984
I really wanted to be
a papa, and you ruined it.
541
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,285
You pop-blocked me.
542
00:17:55,286 --> 00:17:57,621
I know, but I couldn't
let you break the law.
543
00:17:57,622 --> 00:18:00,022
And I won't let Eleanor
turn you into a bad person.
544

00:18:00,057 --> 00:18:01,590

What other choice do I have?
545
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:04,294
There's always a choice, Charles
546
00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:06,797
And by the way,
DNA is not the only thing
547
00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:08,565
that makes somebody
into a father.
548
00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:10,233
I mean,
not that it's any of my business,
549
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:13,035
but I have biological father,
and he's a nightmare.
550
00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,370
He never played catch with me.
551
00:18:14,405 --> 00:18:15,839
He never taught me
how to ride a bike.
552
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,773
I had to learn how to shave
from watching "Home Alone."
553
00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:19,643
Makes sense; It's like
"Die Hard" for kids.
554
00:18:19,644 --> 00:18:21,778
Plus, is this how
you really want it to go?
555
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:24,815

Eleanor controlling your life,

ruining your career?
556
00:18:24,816 --> 00:18:25,915
So what do I do?
557
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,616
Honestly, I don't know.
558
00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:29,753
But I do know that you're
gonna be a great dad
559
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:31,387
with or without your...
560
00:18:31,422 --> 00:18:33,657
- Boyle oil.
- Nope, not gonna say it.
561
00:18:33,658 --> 00:18:35,058
But you will.
562
00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:37,794
There's still time left
on Eleanor's deadline.
563
00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:39,462
I'm gonna unlock this door.
564
00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:41,030
You do what you got to do.
565
00:18:41,065 --> 00:18:42,421
[door buzzes and clicks]
566
00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:47,036
That seems like a bad sign.
567
00:18:47,071 --> 00:18:50,639
Hey, Santiago, you know why

you didn't get into SAM-SAM?

568
00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:53,610
Probably because I used a modern
format on my cover letter
569
00:18:53,611 --> 00:18:56,079
that put my email above
my home address.
570
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,813
Why take such a risk?
571
00:18:57,849 --> 00:19:01,617
No, I sent the recommendation
letter to the wrong place.
572
00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:04,386
I thought you were applying
to be a mentor, not a mentee.
573
00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:06,957
You thought I wanted
to be a SAM, not a SAM?
574
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:08,123
Are you insane?
575
00:19:08,159 --> 00:19:09,558
Well, you should be a SAM.
576
00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:11,126
No, I should be a SAM.
577
00:19:11,162 --> 00:19:13,063
We got to start saying
something other than SAM
578
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,164
because we are barreling
toward a misunderstanding.

579
00:19:15,199 --> 00:19:18,535
Amy, you are ready
to be teaching others.
580
00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:21,003
I made a call;
You're going to be a mentor.
581
00:19:21,038 --> 00:19:23,540
Oh, my God...
582
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,108
Sergeant, I'm so sorry
583
00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:26,643
for ever questioning
your integrity.
584
00:19:26,644 --> 00:19:27,644
Thank you so much...
585
00:19:27,645 --> 00:19:28,844
No, no, no, stand back.
586
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,913
Look, I'm still
very scared of you.
587
00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:33,649
Good news.
I got Steven to talk.
588
00:19:33,684 --> 00:19:35,318
Diaz, fantastic.
How did you do it?
589
00:19:35,319 --> 00:19:38,054
Did you finally show him
the municipal court website
590
00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:39,788

and the pulldown menus

you can't click on?
591
00:19:39,824 --> 00:19:42,259
No, I found something
we bonded over.
592
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:44,394
She didn't even know who I was.
593
00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:45,996
And we were good friends.
594
00:19:45,997 --> 00:19:47,998
On more than one occasion,
she's called me Gina.
595
00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:49,666
That's her own name.
596
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:50,867
No, she didn't.
597
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:52,702
We complained about
Gina for an hour,
598
00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:54,471
and then he opened up...
gave me the name
599
00:19:54,472 --> 00:19:55,939
of the guy he works for.
600
00:19:55,940 --> 00:20:00,277
I have never been
so insulted in my entire life.
601
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:02,545
I'm not gonna work cases
for you guys anymore.

602
00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,147
We were never
going to ask you to.
603
00:20:04,148 --> 00:20:06,016
[chuckles]
604
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:08,617
You just lost
your best detective.
605
00:20:12,723 --> 00:20:14,858
Charles, thank God.
What happened?
606
00:20:14,859 --> 00:20:16,192
- I did it.
- Did what?
607
00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:18,228
I'm freaking out over here;
You stormed off.
608
00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,063
Yeah, because
I was inspired by you.
609
00:20:20,064 --> 00:20:22,565
I ran all the way to
Eleanor's house to tell her off.
610
00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:23,733
What do you want, Chunk?
611
00:20:23,734 --> 00:20:26,269
To let you know
you can keep my sperm.
612
00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:27,737
I don't need it.
613

00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:29,906

I'm in love
and I'm going to be a dad,
614
00:20:29,907 --> 00:20:32,042
and there's nothing
you could do to stop me.
615
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,276
So good-bye forever.
616
00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:34,778
Oh, and one more thing...
617
00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:36,880
tell Hercules I'll see him
at spin class on Sunday.
618
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:38,114
Now good-bye!
619
00:20:38,115 --> 00:20:39,416
- How do you guys feel?
- Great.
620
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:41,418
We were looking at
possible donors on the way over.
621
00:20:41,419 --> 00:20:43,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Check out this guy.
622
00:20:43,921 --> 00:20:45,422
I like him; He want to Yale.
623
00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:47,190
Oh, wait, that says
"Yeal University."
624
00:20:47,191 --> 00:20:48,358
Swipe him off.

625
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:49,893
This is fun...
oh, that's weird.
626
00:20:49,894 --> 00:20:51,361
That guy kind of looks
like my dad.
627
00:20:51,362 --> 00:20:53,363
Wait a minute.
That is my dad.
628
00:20:53,364 --> 00:20:54,698
You cannot use his sperm.
629
00:20:54,699 --> 00:20:55,899
You cannot use his sperm.
630
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,192
My son would be your brother!
631
00:20:57,193 --> 00:21:01,155
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