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You may go,
I will go by myself
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Take out the car
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Take out the car quickly
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Will we go to hotel?
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We will go to hotel but after this road
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Put some load on accelerator
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Come outside quickly
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I will be at your house in 5 mins
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Chatur called me
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The silencer?
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He is saying that Racho is coming
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What are you saying?
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He is saying that if you wanna meet rancho
then come at campus at 8 PM
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come outside quickly
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Ok
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Suri I will be back in few minutes
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i have found my friend
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i will talk to you when i come back
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wear your pant
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we will go to hotel
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but after Imperial college
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i have forget to wear socks
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you are talking about socks,
look you have also forget pant
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you go to hotel but also drop
my brother to hotel
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you have send the car to run way
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where is Rancho?
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Where is Rancho?
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But look at this
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not to my wife

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look but the bunglow
behind her
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why are you showing this to us?
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You forget?
What is this?
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Lets bet
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we will come back after 10 years
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right here
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do you have guts?
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Do you remember anything?
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He left his pant
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and you think he will come back
for your bet?
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I know
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then why you call us?
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To meet Rancho
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see where is Rancho now
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so you know where is Rancho?
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We have heard that life is race
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i born at 5:15 AM
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come
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take the photo
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dont worry when he will live here
for few days he will forget god
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he will put nude girls photos
on the wall
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then he will say give me this girl
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Rs 2 per bag
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keep the change
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i also wanna give you tip
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tonight wear underwear without hole
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he is a he man
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everybody was saluting
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when we saw Rancho first time

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whats your name?
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Remove your pant
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you wont understand?
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Dont wear wet pant
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what you said?
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Then talk to him slowly
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remove your clothes
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if you wont come outside then
i will pee on your door whole semester
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we have read it
but he applied it
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everybody call him virus
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virus is coming
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with eggs
he call first stair downstairs
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be quick
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he daily take power nap
for 7.5 minutes

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and listen to opera
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he do all unprotected work
in this 7.5 minutes
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what is this?
This is nest
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whom?
A bird
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bird never lie her egg in her nest
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when her children grom up they
throw that nest
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every year 4 lacs applications
come to ICA
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but only 200 persons selected
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my daughter also applied for 3 years
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in space neither fountain nor
ink pen can be used
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after spending million of dollars
scientists invented a pen
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that can be used on any temperature
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when you find extra ordinary student
like you

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pass this to him
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write on board
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if fountain pen cant be used in space then
why they did not use pencil?
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They could save million of dollars
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whole day he tease teachers
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if we live with him then we will
be in trouble
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who will pay the fees?
Your father?
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Just wear the uniform and go to school
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here lots of population,
nobody will recognize you
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and if we get caught then?
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Change the uniform,
change the school
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there was something special in him
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why are you laughing?
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I'am very happy to be in engineering college

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no need to be happy
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tell me the machine definition
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anything that can make man's
work easy
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we are stuck in machines
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from pen to pant's zip
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I'm telling you the definition
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you will also write this exams
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but i also said the same
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if you like simple language then
go to arts and commerce college
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you know more than book?
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If you wanna pass then write from the book
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get out
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i forget something
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what?

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Can i take my books?
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You cant this is simple language?
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I told something in simple language
but you didn't understand
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professors most of time
kept him outside class
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whenever professors tell him to go outside
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then he go to another class
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he was different from us
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we daily fight for bathroom
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wherever he find water,
he take bath there
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he loves machines
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he always keepy screw driver
in his pocket
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wherever he find machine he open it
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some work and some dont work
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i wanna know convocation dates

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my dad wanna make reservation
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call your dad
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director sir wanna talk to you
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this year your son wont be graduate
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its my recommodation that
dont do reservation
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please look at it
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submit it
we will concentrate on it
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did you leave eating for 2 weeks?
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Did you leave bathing for 2 weeks?
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Then why studies?
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Please have a look
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sunday afternoon my son died
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and monday i was giving lecture
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wireless camera on helicopter
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i can be used as a security

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dont tell it to Joy
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we will give him surprise
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we will fly it outside his window
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you scare too much
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there was a security guard in our village
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he say at night
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ALL IZ WELL
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and we sleep comfortable
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one night there was a robbery in our village
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then we found that he was blind
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on that day i knew one thing,
our heart is very coward
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always keep him fool.
No matter what problem comes
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no but you can have the power to
tolerate it
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neither police knows,

nor Joy's father

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everybody is thinking its a suicide
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they are thinking he is died because
of tension
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these engineers are very smart
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its not a suicide.
Its a murder
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you are blaming me for
Joy's suicide
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I'm not blaming you
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i'm talking about system
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i have some statistics
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India is on number 1 is suicide
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in every 1.5 hour a student
commit a suicide
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they die in suicide more
than disease
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i'm running this college since 32 years
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I bring this college to number one
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they only talk about marks
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aboutjobs in US
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today he will teach us engineering
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you have 30 seconds
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you have to tell the meaning of
words written on board
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you can also use the book
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those who find the answers raise
his hand up
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nobody found the answer?
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Now rewind 1 minute of your life
and think
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did anyone think?
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Today we will learn something new
we will enjoy
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if you win than what will you get?
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Your knowledge will increase?
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Only pressure will increase
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its a college,
not a pressure cooker
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these 2 are my friends names
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i was just telling you that how
to teach
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i wanna tell you that your son
are on wrong path
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come inside
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look that
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we could only afford one A/C
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i never buy a car
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i still ride bike
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did farhan took this photo?
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He was in a mood to do photography
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what was your percentage at that time?
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You think its a joke?
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I'm just saying that why are you making him
engineer? Make him wild life photographer
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i beg you
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dont ruin my son's future
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lets eat
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when next time you come,
eat with us
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father did not give us food,
then we went to Raju's house
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everything was old
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small room with parallised father,
sick mother and single
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his father was postman
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Kamo is 28 years old.
People ask for Maruti 800 in marriage
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if you dont study then how
will we marry her
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if these letters come from college
then how will we eat?
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You wanna eat cheese?
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Leave it
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then we decided leave his mother

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and concentrate on food
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not like your father
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lets go somewhere to eat food
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money is not necessary to eat food
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bring 3 large vodka
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we will be in trouble
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bring all things in 2 plates
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what people will say?
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You will beat me with glass then my
head will be busted open
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why i beat you?
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I'm gonna give you free advice
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what?
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Dont marry that guy
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he will tell you all his life the price
of all his things
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do you wanna know what is the
cost of his shoes?
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I wont ask him,
he will tell by himself
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run away
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these are my students
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what they are doing here?
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My dad wont allow me to break
the engagement
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you explain very well
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please explain to my dad too
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where is your dad?
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Run away
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its a free advice
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what are you doing here?
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We will give envelope to bride
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how many daughters you have?
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I think you are from groom's side

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we are from science
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00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,572
he explain very well
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00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:05,573
give the demo
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00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:09,845
there is a often electricity break down
in delhi
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it creates a probelm in marriage
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00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:17,350
so i thaught that i will make inverter
that will make power from car batteries
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design is ready
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00:48:37,881 --> 00:48:39,815
i can make inverter
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i wanna meet you all in office tomorrow
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what was your per plate cost?
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00:49:09,546 --> 00:49:10,774
We will pay in installments
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we wont do it again
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i wont marry
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this is Rancho's father monthly income
2.5 crore

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if we remove one or two zero than
it wont effect on him
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and if you remove one more zero
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this is your father's monthly income farhan
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and if we remove one more zero than
its your family income Raju
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change your room
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00:50:47,577 --> 00:50:50,808
if you live with Rancho you
wont be pass
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00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:29,519
please try to understand virus
is playing game with us
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00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:35,849
i want marks and he can give me marks
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00:51:47,537 --> 00:51:51,496
I'm making line because i
wanna support my family
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00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,741
mother's half salary spend in father's salary
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00:51:57,848 --> 00:51:59,042
my sister is not getting married
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00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:02,648
people want Maruti 800 in marriage
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00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:09,249
my mother haven't bought a single
saree in last 5 years
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dont make fun of my mother
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we will study but not only to
clear in exams
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we will be top
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Raju changed his train box
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everybody calls him silencer
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to make his mind sharp,
he eat some digestive tablets
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then he farts
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study hard or dont allow others to study
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we have did many miracles here
276
00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:13,746
to impress virus he write his speech
from librarian in pure english
277
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,448
ok i call him
278
00:54:18,822 --> 00:54:20,346
your phone
279
00:54:31,801 --> 00:54:34,031
director sir called you
280
00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:39,334
now
you give this to chatur I'm coming
281

00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:50,615

I'm talking from Lajpat nagar police station
282
00:55:00,030 --> 00:55:01,156
listen to my instructions carefully
283
00:55:01,698 --> 00:55:02,756
or you will die when you come out
from college gate
284
00:55:09,873 --> 00:55:13,172
while he was talking,
Rancho changed some words from his speech
285
00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:16,338
like miracle become rape
286
00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:18,245
did you call me sir?
287
00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:19,737
Who are you?
288
00:55:28,391 --> 00:55:30,621
Ok hold down commssioner is
on the line
289
00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:43,104
where was I?
290
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:51,043
When you come out from gate,
you will see a signal
291
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:59,883
when that signal become red then
all cars will be stop
292
00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:07,018
these days heavy flow of traffic is on
the road
293
00:56:35,325 --> 00:56:37,316
i told you that he remember you
294
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,769
if you study then you can save your life

for 4 years
295
01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:44,501
and after 40 years you will get raped
296
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,891
what i did wrong with you?
297
01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,263
Sorry dont take it personally
298
01:01:16,906 --> 01:01:17,838
i will take it personally
299
01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,249
enjoy the science
300
01:01:33,656 --> 01:01:35,851
i'm not here to enjoy
301
01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:37,154
so you wanna rape?
302
01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:48,462
One day i will be successful with
my ethics
303
01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:51,735
then i will laugh and you will cry
304
01:01:56,279 --> 01:01:57,268
dont run after success
305
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,314
be a good engineer so that success runs after you
306
01:02:05,822 --> 01:02:09,053
you catch your train,
i catch my train
307
01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:13,218
we will come here after 10 years
308
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,895
then we will see who is more
successful

309
01:02:30,813 --> 01:02:32,576
what happenned to him?
310
01:02:38,221 --> 01:02:39,210
What he is writing?
311
01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:49,558
Dont forget this date
312
01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:00,740
then used to it
313
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:21,654
you change the speech?
Dont lie to me
314
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,763
what is your problem with my dad?
315
01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:28,167
I dont have any problem,
i'm making inverter on his name
316
01:03:28,571 --> 01:03:29,003
look at this
317
01:03:36,012 --> 01:03:37,809
because he is running factory
318
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,812
there donkeys are manufactured
319
01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:41,874
look there is your donkey
320
01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:53,095
so what I tell him?
321
01:04:03,606 --> 01:04:05,301
He can see profit in you thats why
he is with you
322
01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:13,974
what the hell you think of yourself?

323
01:04:14,717 --> 01:04:15,843
What do you mean Suhaas is not
interested in me?
324
01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:29,622
She lost the watch
325
01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:36,070
it costs 4 lacs
326
01:04:36,405 --> 01:04:38,839
mine is only Rs 250 and it
shows the same time
327
01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:28,052
you called him donkey on his face
328
01:05:30,026 --> 01:05:32,893
its very noise here, she called me
thank you and i heard get lost
329
01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:34,160
i said get lost
330
01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:38,930
do you know you never love him?
331
01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:44,869
Means when he comes infront of you do
you ever feel wind is blowing
332
01:05:49,145 --> 01:05:50,578
moon has increased its size
333
01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:55,175
it also happens in real life
334
01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:58,019
if you love with normal man than
it will happen. Not with donkeys
335
01:06:10,066 --> 01:06:11,397
ok I'm coming
336
01:06:14,136 --> 01:06:18,368
you are medical student?

I need your help

337
01:06:53,275 --> 01:06:54,640
i called ambulance 2 hours before
338
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,839
our country is very strange,
they give guarantee to reach in 30 minutes
339
01:07:41,857 --> 01:07:43,119
you bring papa on scooter?
340
01:08:27,169 --> 01:08:29,160
We have lots of exams but we have
only one father
341
01:08:42,218 --> 01:08:45,244
please forgive me
I was scared
342
01:09:01,070 --> 01:09:03,903
go and meet father and dont cry
343
01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:23,425
scooter saved life today
344
01:09:25,394 --> 01:09:26,861
how much it is?
345
01:09:37,039 --> 01:09:38,768
Now you can wear your mother's watch anytime
346
01:10:05,234 --> 01:10:08,032
your mother was very beautiful?
347
01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:12,439
Yes
how do you know?
348
01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:13,770
Have you seen your father?
349
01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:41,168
Its 8:30 AM.
You have the exams at 9 AM
350

01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:44,069

how you we leave you alone?
351
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,777
I'm here
doctors are here
352
01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:47,636
he saw us like we asked him to give his
both kidneys
353
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:54,206
we kept writing and he was busy
in arranging papers according to role numbers
354
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,159
do you know who are us?
355
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,869
Do you know our name or role numbers?
356
01:16:33,388 --> 01:16:33,979
What's your role number?
357
01:16:36,491 --> 01:16:37,753
Where is that paper?
358
01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:45,297
Today results was about to announce
359
01:16:45,901 --> 01:16:48,961
everybody was praying with god
360
01:17:22,704 --> 01:17:23,261
and your?
361
01:17:25,674 --> 01:17:27,266
Rancho is not here
362
01:17:35,183 --> 01:17:36,673
heartbeat was stop
363
01:17:37,552 --> 01:17:38,849
because of not we came last
364
01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:41,453

its because our friend was failed

365
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:55,694
he came second
366
01:17:56,304 --> 01:17:58,898
who came first?
367
01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,013
Move
368
01:18:12,754 --> 01:18:14,984
on that day we know about human
behaviour
369
01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:20,726
we friend fail we feel bad and when friend comes
first we will feel more bad
370
01:18:21,396 --> 01:18:25,526
but 2 persons were more upset than us
371
01:18:45,053 --> 01:18:46,543
do you have any problem?
372
01:18:56,498 --> 01:18:57,465
Do you have any other way?
373
01:18:58,266 --> 01:18:59,130
Yes i have
374
01:18:59,835 --> 01:19:01,826
result cant be announce on notice board
375
01:19:02,871 --> 01:19:06,204
why we tell weakness of someone
to all peoples?
376
01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:30,822
I did not mean that
377
01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:37,604
like i come first I'm sitting infront of you
378
01:19:38,039 --> 01:19:39,939
my friends came last and they

are sitting at back

379
01:19:49,551 --> 01:19:53,783
may be any company will give job to
peoples
380
01:19:56,024 --> 01:19:56,718
they will get the job
381
01:20:41,303 --> 01:20:43,237
he is responsible for global warming
382
01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:11,187
you wait here i will buy a pant
383
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,237
where is this address?
384
01:21:20,642 --> 01:21:22,667
If he is literate will he be selling peas?
385
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,151
Yes he lives there
386
01:23:01,109 --> 01:23:02,701
I'm Ranchoredas
387
01:24:23,858 --> 01:24:24,950
i dont know what is happenning?
388
01:25:20,048 --> 01:25:24,985
Iook my secretary come here before
389
01:25:31,025 --> 01:25:32,856
i checked telephone directory
390
01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:40,527
how his face is changed?
Is he do plastic surgery?
391
01:25:53,381 --> 01:25:56,350
You kept saying that bring me
to Haridwar
392
01:25:57,252 --> 01:26:00,187
and i was waiting for highway tender to open

393
01:26:14,536 --> 01:26:14,968
what are you saying?
394
01:26:16,838 --> 01:26:18,806
Your degree is there
395
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,877
how dare you enter my property without
my permission?
396
01:26:28,449 --> 01:26:30,474
I checked everything
397
01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,516
this degree belongs to our friend
398
01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:37,088
from where you get this?
399
01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:56,672
I will kill you,
nobody will know this
400
01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:07,718
I'm going to Haridwar with my
father's ashes
401
01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:09,947
if you say then i will also bring your bones
402
01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:40,880
i will count till 3
403
01:27:41,322 --> 01:27:43,347
dont try to scare us.
Shoot us
404
01:27:43,691 --> 01:27:44,623
raju flush it
405
01:27:48,162 --> 01:27:51,654
we will go to hell but we will
bring your father with us
406
01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,975

we bring the empty bowl,

its empty
407
01:28:04,912 --> 01:28:07,005
we will empty it
408
01:28:19,861 --> 01:28:20,919
I'm ranchoredas
409
01:28:29,904 --> 01:28:31,098
he was my farmer's son
410
01:28:32,006 --> 01:28:34,474
everybody called him Chote
411
01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,246
he manages my house
412
01:28:50,024 --> 01:28:51,321
he love to study
413
01:28:54,529 --> 01:28:57,157
he wear my old uniform and comes
in school
414
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:01,700
whichever class he likes,
he sit in that class
415
01:29:02,970 --> 01:29:03,902
i took benifits of him
416
01:29:04,739 --> 01:29:08,072
he do my homework and exam papers
417
01:29:21,456 --> 01:29:22,354
we got caught
418
01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:28,057
papa was a rich man thats why Master Ji
told this first to papa
419
01:29:34,836 --> 01:29:37,703
everybody respects me
420
01:29:48,249 --> 01:29:51,150

he needs study and i

want only degree
421
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,685
let it happen as its going
422
01:29:54,489 --> 01:29:56,116
make this boy engineer
423
01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:03,629
i went to London for 4 years,
and he was studying in ICA under my name
424
01:30:10,571 --> 01:30:14,507
after getting degree he will never
meet anyone from IC
425
01:30:18,513 --> 01:30:22,074
i wont meet but one day 2 idiots
will come to meet me
426
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,650
then what will you do?
427
01:30:29,657 --> 01:30:30,521
He really miss you both
428
01:30:33,995 --> 01:30:36,691
i give you address
go and meet him
429
01:30:40,401 --> 01:30:42,301
and dont tell my secret to anyone
430
01:30:44,806 --> 01:30:46,239
which secret?
431
01:31:11,732 --> 01:31:12,391
Where are we going?
432
01:31:16,537 --> 01:31:17,765
To meet Rancho?
433
01:31:18,339 --> 01:31:20,807
What we are doing?
434

01:31:50,838 --> 01:31:52,738

We only go to college to
get degree
435
01:32:01,082 --> 01:32:04,540
but he only came for study in college
436
01:32:23,304 --> 01:32:27,297
after 2 month 26 companies will
come here to offer you jobs
437
01:32:27,975 --> 01:32:33,345
it means you will have jobs
before your final exams
438
01:32:49,363 --> 01:32:53,094
suppose if a student gets a job
439
01:32:53,701 --> 01:32:57,797
and if he fail in finance for 2 marks
440
01:32:58,372 --> 01:33:00,397
then he will getjob?
441
01:33:05,313 --> 01:33:07,873
Is there anybody else who
is thinking the same question?
442
01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:32,259
I will pray you whole life but
just take virus from this world
443
01:34:38,539 --> 01:34:40,166
fry him in hot oil
444
01:34:45,012 --> 01:34:46,274
shut up
445
01:34:47,181 --> 01:34:49,809
every year you take photo with virus
446
01:34:53,054 --> 01:34:55,386
i think we will move outside
from photo this year
447
01:35:05,599 --> 01:35:06,497
do you know whats your passion?

448
01:35:11,672 --> 01:35:12,434
What are you doing?
449
01:35:13,841 --> 01:35:16,002
This is your passion
450
01:35:23,984 --> 01:35:25,918
he write this letter 5 years before
451
01:35:37,298 --> 01:35:39,823
but he never post that letter
452
01:35:42,069 --> 01:35:45,470
leave engineering and become wild
life photographer
453
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:48,031
only do that work in which you
have talent
454
01:36:09,196 --> 01:36:12,359
you love animals and going
to marry with machines
455
01:36:19,573 --> 01:36:23,031
my girlfriend and wife both are engineers
456
01:36:27,948 --> 01:36:28,937
because you are coward
457
01:36:53,574 --> 01:36:55,064
but you do both things
458
01:36:55,843 --> 01:36:57,606
you scare and also die
459
01:36:58,179 --> 01:37:03,742
he loves Piya but scare to tell her
460
01:37:13,093 --> 01:37:14,890
if you have dare then tell her
461
01:37:15,963 --> 01:37:18,431
where are you joining the connections?

462
01:37:38,719 --> 01:37:42,052
What will he say?
463
01:38:06,513 --> 01:38:08,606
I dont scare
464
01:38:09,583 --> 01:38:12,848
you both go inside, if anybody comes
then i will give you wireless aleart
465
01:38:50,791 --> 01:38:51,519
dont make noise
466
01:38:55,496 --> 01:38:57,964
listen to me for 2 minutes
467
01:39:29,697 --> 01:39:36,694
you daily comes in my dreams
wearing bride's dress
468
01:39:45,646 --> 01:39:47,944
and comes near to me to kiss me
469
01:39:54,254 --> 01:39:58,315
nose comes between us and then
i wake up
470
01:39:59,526 --> 01:40:00,959
nose never comes in between stupid
471
01:40:12,806 --> 01:40:14,103
he took 4 years to say this
472
01:40:14,641 --> 01:40:17,804
kiss him and tell him nose never comes
in between us
473
01:40:20,848 --> 01:40:21,712
who is he?
474
01:40:23,450 --> 01:40:24,382
Who are you?
475
01:41:07,528 --> 01:41:09,860
But you only become what your heart says

476
01:43:24,031 --> 01:43:30,493
whole night studying
thats why its looking like this
477
01:43:30,971 --> 01:43:32,905
what you were studying?
478
01:44:25,192 --> 01:44:27,023
Will you type a letter for me?
479
01:45:19,146 --> 01:45:23,412
He is alive because he wanna
see me engineer
480
01:45:23,884 --> 01:45:27,342
you had to think this before
481
01:45:38,031 --> 01:45:44,231
ok remove your name from the letter,
and write Rancho's name
482
01:45:47,207 --> 01:45:52,110
be my witness,
i wont throw out you from college
483
01:47:48,562 --> 01:47:50,894
please dont cry infront of him
484
01:47:53,733 --> 01:47:54,529
talk to him
485
01:47:54,968 --> 01:47:57,266
make him happy
486
01:48:00,173 --> 01:48:02,198
there is a good news for you,
your papa is fine now
487
01:48:02,776 --> 01:48:03,674
new medicine worked
488
01:48:24,531 --> 01:48:26,158
farhan wanna talk to you
489
01:49:38,905 --> 01:49:40,099
maa has bought a new saree

490
01:49:53,386 --> 01:49:54,717
tell me how I'm looking?
491
01:50:31,691 --> 01:50:34,091
Her marriage is fixed
492
01:50:51,211 --> 01:50:52,439
you know him very well
493
01:50:53,079 --> 01:50:54,011
he loves animals alot
494
01:50:59,853 --> 01:51:01,320
our farhan
495
01:51:08,028 --> 01:51:11,020
farhan will marry your sister
496
01:52:37,617 --> 01:52:38,675
so you are coming with me?
497
01:52:39,252 --> 01:52:44,349
And i will go forjob interview
498
01:52:44,591 --> 01:52:45,819
why i go to house?
499
01:52:46,159 --> 01:52:49,822
You had promise for one thing
500
01:52:58,872 --> 01:53:01,170
i dont think after reading it you
will go for interview
501
01:53:01,875 --> 01:53:02,807
what is this?
502
01:53:03,276 --> 01:53:03,765
Its a letter
503
01:53:21,728 --> 01:53:22,854
he wanna make you his assisstant
504
01:53:55,161 --> 01:53:56,788

or after 50 years you will be in hospital

505
01:53:59,165 --> 01:54:01,395
and you will think that i could try it
506
01:54:15,081 --> 01:54:17,140
why you buy so much expensive?
507
01:54:40,273 --> 01:54:42,070
I dont wanna be a engineer
508
01:54:50,884 --> 01:54:56,914
i dropped from the 3rd floor of that building
509
01:55:06,733 --> 01:55:08,030
i did pee on director's office door
while i was drunk
510
01:55:14,073 --> 01:55:17,668
Rancho is still playing with your
brain
511
01:55:18,077 --> 01:55:19,271
I dont understand engineering
512
01:55:33,393 --> 01:55:35,588
i will learn alot
513
01:55:50,109 --> 01:55:51,076
people will laugh on you
514
01:55:55,381 --> 01:55:58,817
Kapoor was saying that you are lucky
your son study in ICA
515
01:55:59,419 --> 01:56:02,684
Kapoor never put AC in my room
516
01:56:15,401 --> 01:56:16,766
it was you who did all this
517
01:56:19,539 --> 01:56:20,767
it matters what you think?
518
01:56:25,712 --> 01:56:27,043
I even dont know his first name

519
01:56:27,647 --> 01:56:28,341
have you seen any film?
520
01:56:45,331 --> 01:56:48,789
No i wont commit a suicide
521
01:56:53,139 --> 01:56:59,408
he forced me to put your and mother photo
522
01:57:30,410 --> 01:57:30,933
i will earn less money
523
01:57:32,078 --> 01:57:34,410
i will have small house and car
524
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:42,488
i will do anything for you by true heart
525
01:57:44,624 --> 01:57:46,057
i have always obeyed you
526
01:58:12,518 --> 01:58:14,486
how much your professional camera costs?
527
01:58:15,188 --> 01:58:17,554
Will it come by selling laptop?
528
01:58:19,225 --> 01:58:20,487
If you want more money than ask from me
529
01:58:29,535 --> 01:58:30,934
go enjoy your life
530
01:58:36,876 --> 01:58:38,002
is there any special reason?
531
01:58:40,279 --> 01:58:41,906
I was a bright student since birth
532
01:59:17,016 --> 01:59:20,247
today i did not say god that give me this job,
i just told thanks to him about this job
533
01:59:37,036 --> 01:59:40,870

we need a diplomatic person to

deal with clients
534
01:59:47,180 --> 01:59:56,248
if you control your attitude than
something will happen
535
02:00:02,762 --> 02:00:05,788
i got this attitude after so much
hard work
536
02:00:06,866 --> 02:00:07,560
i cant
537
02:00:12,004 --> 02:00:15,997
you keep yourjob
i keep my attitude
538
02:00:31,157 --> 02:00:32,454
from where you have come?
539
02:02:21,400 --> 02:02:22,628
It seems like someone has
removed my clothes
540
02:02:28,808 --> 02:02:30,241
i wont say i lose
541
02:03:21,961 --> 02:03:22,791
2 or 4?
542
02:03:24,363 --> 02:03:27,696
For what?
To steal this?
543
02:05:02,161 --> 02:05:03,628
We cant get married
544
02:05:07,099 --> 02:05:07,588
why?
545
02:05:08,133 --> 02:05:09,930
You love someone else?
546
02:05:17,343 --> 02:05:18,537
Then why dont you propose me?

547
02:05:23,716 --> 02:05:24,614
Are you imputent?
548
02:05:27,186 --> 02:05:28,278
Then prove it?
549
02:05:40,499 --> 02:05:41,431
I have her house number
550
02:05:54,947 --> 02:05:55,971
where we can find her?
551
02:05:56,582 --> 02:05:56,980
In hospital?
552
02:06:13,799 --> 02:06:15,926
If we drive car fast then we will be
there on time
553
02:06:16,435 --> 02:06:17,026
what do you say?
554
02:06:19,371 --> 02:06:21,771
If we have think then do U turn
555
02:07:54,733 --> 02:07:56,064
you take so much time
556
02:08:17,022 --> 02:08:17,920
we have found Rancho
557
02:08:18,290 --> 02:08:19,222
you still marry with this donkey?
558
02:08:23,162 --> 02:08:24,254
You still love rancho
559
02:08:24,863 --> 02:08:26,524
thats why you are eating it
560
02:08:51,457 --> 02:08:53,687
now he dont talk about price
561
02:09:00,666 --> 02:09:04,124
everyday this type of Sherwani

comes in our laundry. I will clean it

562
02:09:16,248 --> 02:09:17,476
Piya we are getting late
563
02:09:30,028 --> 02:09:32,155
dont shout people will kill me
564
02:09:41,740 --> 02:09:42,900
go inside and send Suhaas
565
02:10:15,908 --> 02:10:19,901
everybody will laugh.
Dont do suicide
566
02:10:21,413 --> 02:10:23,438
people will do gossips for only
2 days
567
02:10:30,889 --> 02:10:34,120
but because of people you marry
with this donkey
568
02:11:19,404 --> 02:11:21,634
is Rancho is married or not?
I dont know
569
02:11:23,876 --> 02:11:26,811
if he is married then?
We will again drop you
570
02:11:41,526 --> 02:11:43,118
since yesterday i was a simple citizen
571
02:12:04,650 --> 02:12:08,677
he was scared if Raju fails then he will
again go for high jump
572
02:12:12,958 --> 02:12:16,894
we took swear that we will only
steal paper for Raju
573
02:12:21,366 --> 02:12:24,130
where he hide it?
Until morning we wont find it
574
02:12:25,003 --> 02:12:25,833

ask from piya

575
02:14:04,403 --> 02:14:10,205
enjoy it.
Virus set this to fail you
576
02:14:28,560 --> 02:14:29,458
i will be pass by myself
577
02:14:33,198 --> 02:14:34,256
or i will be fail
578
02:14:53,919 --> 02:14:55,511
i thought i will marry his sister
579
02:14:55,954 --> 02:14:58,081
then i control my emotion
580
02:15:57,415 --> 02:16:00,179
i wish i could give this key to my brother,
he would be alive
581
02:16:08,827 --> 02:16:10,624
have you ever asked him what he
wanted to be?
582
02:16:11,363 --> 02:16:12,955
You always put pressure on him
583
02:16:14,266 --> 02:16:15,255
he prefered to die
584
02:16:28,780 --> 02:16:29,747
piya what are you doing?
585
02:16:31,516 --> 02:16:35,748
Brother wanted to be writer
586
02:17:09,521 --> 02:17:15,687
that was murder
587
02:18:11,850 --> 02:18:15,013
whole city is full of water,
we cant do anything
588
02:19:02,734 --> 02:19:03,530

raju where is sister?

589
02:19:14,813 --> 02:19:17,748
When there was no hospital on earth,
babies also born that time
590
02:19:18,450 --> 02:19:20,475
you do the delivery of sister
591
02:19:30,929 --> 02:19:32,920
farhan you take towels and scissors
592
02:20:29,053 --> 02:20:30,213
she is tired
593
02:20:38,329 --> 02:20:40,889
what is vacuum cup?
Why it is used?
594
02:20:58,349 --> 02:20:59,577
How?
With vaccum cleaner
595
02:21:01,319 --> 02:21:03,219
but vaccum cleaner pressure is very strong
596
02:21:04,155 --> 02:21:06,214
is there vaccum cleaner?
597
02:27:48,492 --> 02:27:51,950
If my grand son will be engineer then
i will rape him
598
02:27:55,700 --> 02:27:59,101
you kick me.
You will become football player
599
02:27:59,503 --> 02:28:02,700
be whatever you want
600
02:28:26,297 --> 02:28:27,093
on first day of college you asked
a question from me
601
02:28:30,801 --> 02:28:36,865
because pencil nip will be broken in space

602
02:30:19,877 --> 02:30:21,640
i wanted to take that moments
in my camera
603
02:30:23,414 --> 02:30:25,905
everybody hug each other
604
02:30:27,852 --> 02:30:29,046
promise that we will be in touch
605
02:30:29,453 --> 02:30:30,681
we will meet once in a year
606
02:30:31,555 --> 02:30:34,922
nobody know that we are watching
Rancho for the last time
607
02:31:47,064 --> 02:31:48,554
where is he?
608
02:32:31,375 --> 02:32:32,171
Where we can find Ranchoredas?
609
02:32:37,681 --> 02:32:39,114
Calm down and come with me
610
02:32:41,785 --> 02:32:42,444
where is Rancho?
611
02:32:49,493 --> 02:32:52,360
He has read all your books
612
02:32:52,763 --> 02:32:53,354
look at this
613
02:32:58,369 --> 02:33:04,205
raju he daily read your blogs
614
02:33:08,279 --> 02:33:10,179
do you remeber your helmet?
615
02:33:10,648 --> 02:33:12,479
That was stolen
616
02:33:13,317 --> 02:33:13,908

who are you?

617
02:34:22,653 --> 02:34:23,711
You remove your helmet
618
02:34:24,154 --> 02:34:26,816
and come near to me to kiss me
619
02:34:30,361 --> 02:34:31,453
why you did not inform me?
620
02:34:37,434 --> 02:34:38,366
Did you marry?
621
02:34:41,605 --> 02:34:44,540
No and you?
622
02:35:48,639 --> 02:35:49,537
Listen to me
623
02:35:49,840 --> 02:35:51,671
no you listen to me
624
02:37:00,177 --> 02:37:01,439
you become teacher
625
02:37:06,083 --> 02:37:10,486
we caught train together,
but your train went in reverse
626
02:37:24,601 --> 02:37:25,898
stop non sense
627
02:37:26,303 --> 02:37:27,497
he did non sense
628
02:37:39,216 --> 02:37:44,051
i told you one day you will cry
and i will laugh
629
02:38:00,637 --> 02:38:02,502
this is virus pen
how its with you?
630
02:38:03,273 --> 02:38:04,433
Did you steal it?

631
02:38:28,699 --> 02:38:32,533
Good news is that your name is
not Rachoredas