Cards Against Princeton Deck

Princeton Against Humanities
How to Play
To start the game, each player draws ten White Cards.

The person who claims to have gotten the least sleep the previous night
begins as the Dean and plays a Black Card. The Dean reads the question
or fill-in-the-blank phrase on the Black Card out loud.
Everyone else answers the question or fills in the blank by passing one
White Card, face down, to the Dean.
The Dean shuffles all of the answers and shares each card combination
with the group. For full effect, the Dean should usually re-read the Black
Card before presenting each answer. The Dean then picks the funniest
play, and whoever submitted it gets one point of Social Capital.
After the round, a new player becomes the Dean, and everyone draws back
up to ten White Cards.
The winner is the player with the most Social Capital at the end of the
game.
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Adam
Mastroianni.
The Princeton
Tower Club.
Brunch.
Fire safety
inspections.
Sketchy grad
students.
Non-sketchy
grad students.
Trekking to New
South in a towel.
Quad event
posters.
The air in
Terrace.
Microfridges.
Tiger Admirers
poetry.
Salmon shorts.
Goldman Sachs
info sessions.
Grabbing a meal
sometime.
F. Scott
Fitzgerald.
Kindred Spirit
pickups.
The Free Food

listserv.
Exactly one
Cheeburger.
Three Two buses

of Rutgers girls.
Alumni who
cant let go.
Bhangra.
Harvard.
A quart of John
Nashs vampiric
everblood.
McKinsey &
Company.
Harvey Rosen.
Worrying about
your print quota.
Strategic
friendships.
House of
Cupcakes.
Dining hall
dates.
Rocks for
Jocks.
The American
Whig-Cliosophic
Society.
Late Meal
quesadillas.
Nascent
alcoholism.
Egg donor ads.
Third floor
sign-in.
Zee group
incest.
U.S. News &

World Report.
My lawnparties
outfit.
Cane Spree.
Sorority steps
photos.
Raks Odalisque.
Monogrammed
button-downs.
Captain Donald
P. Reichling.
Blackboard
notifications.
Wilson College.
The PSAT show.
Shawon.
Paw points.
Princeton
Preview.
Bent Spoon.
The Firestone
C-Floor.
Sh!t that Glows.
Grade deflation.
Absentee
roommates.
Slacklining.
The Old
Nassau salute.
A Black North
Face.
Almost running
over a squirrel.
New Jersey.
Disembodied
Zodiac heads.
Sunday Funday
instagrams.
Eye-fucking your
preceptor.
Mine, not
yours cups.
Woodrow
Wilson.
The squash
team.
Pub night.
Seitan.
Explaining
eating clubs.
Olives.
Friendsy.
Junior Slums.
Ralph Lauren.
Deans Date.
My RCA.
ICE friendship.
Brooke Shields.
The Prospect
Avenue coat
thief.
Manna Christian
fellowship.
Troweling.
Swimming in
Lake Carnegie.
The Struggle
Bus.
IvyGate.
Charter Friday.
Gastroenteritis.
Jeff Nunokawa
wearing sleeves.
The Student
Laundry Agency.
A Shere Khan
arch sing.
Princeton
Plasma Physics
Lab.
Crossing
Nassau Street.
Great Gatsby
themed parties.
Atrocious eating
club playlists.
Getting locked
out.
Not studying
abroad.
My personal
brand.
The sinking
realization that
its No-PDF.
Sexile/masturbanishment.
TigerCall.
HUM.
Outdoor Action.
Carl A. Fields
Center.
My preceptor.
Drunkenly
stumbling into
Campus Club.
Imagined
athletic rivalries.
The Daily
Princetonian.
Professor
Tilghman.
Delinquent
ARCAs.
Losing a hookup
in Frist.
The Triangle
Show.
A thesising
senior.
Emails for
females.
Two Articles
Night.
P. Adams Sitney.
Math geniuses.
The D-bar.
That Kid on
Piazza.
Beekeeping Club
initiations.
Princeton Village
Psychic.
Michelle
Obamas steely
glare.
Your internship.
Cap Love.
Sundresses.
My TAs accent.
Wawa
Hoagiefest.
The Freshman
Semi-formal.
WPRBs listener
base.
Abandoned
laundry.
Teaching for
America.
Yale.
Sports?
Roman Wilson.
Robbie George.
Princeton
Medical School.
diSiac.
BAC|Dance.
Pretending
youre going to
go into the city
more often.
Dranksgiving.
The Prince
opinion page.
The Wa.
Janet Rapelye.
Singing in the
showers.
Ted Cruz.
International
tour groups.
Asking for
passes.
Sleeping with
your preceptor.
The Dilettante.
The Tory.
Luminate.
Definitely not
St. As.
Exclusivity.
Kiddie Lit.
Infini-T.
Prospect
Avenue
preachers.
Getting
McCoshed.
Getting hit by a
bike.
Getting hosed
with an actual
hose.
Community
Auditors.
My startup.
Prefrosh
lanyards.
Drinking alone in
my room.
Failing
AlcoholEDU.
Beer jackets.
Rocking desk
chairs.
Reports of
gunshots.
Albert Einstein.
The Anscombe
Society.
Awkward
pregames.
5-Hour Energy.
Black Squirrel!
Joyce Carol
Oates.
WebAssign.
PDF-only
courses.
Econ problem
sets.
Triangle
cheerleaders.
Meg Whitman.
Milwaukees
Best.
Unsolicited life
advice from
Susan Patton.
Michelle Obama.
Firestone
backpack
security.
Frist Campus
Center.
Princetoween.
Holder Howl.
Free condoms.
An affair with
David Petraeus
GS 87.
Forbes
bathtubs.
Microwave
popcorn.
Chi Phi property

damage.
The Nude
Olympics.
Gargoyles come
to life.
My first C.
The boathouse.
The Tiger
mascot.
The Orange and

Black Ball.
The Nassau
Weekly.
McCosh 50.
Freshman guys.
Freshman girls.
3 AM fire drills.
The Meng.
P-Safe.
My academic
advisor.
A failed 21-club
initiate.
Realizing that
Princeton is
hard.
ECO 100.
Labyrinth
receipts.
A soaking-wet
Tower
passbook.
Communiversity.
Taking pictures
with John Nash.
Princeton Horse.
Elitism.
The freshmen
rush ban.
Franzia.
Visiting
professors.
54 pounds of
Trojan condoms.
Princeton
Alumni Weekly.
The Orange
Bubble.
Fruity Yogurt
bubble tea.
J. Crew.
The Dinky.
A bloodstained
Ivy pass.
Christopher
Eisgrubers sex
dungeon.
Orange Key.
An orange
morphsuit.
A Whig-Clio
debate.
Quadrangle Club
fall sign-in.
Long-distance
relationships.
Forgetting to
sign the honor
code.
Croquet Club.
Pregaming
AlcoholEDU.
College
Facebook
stalking.
SCORE going
offline.
Houseparties.
Hallmates who
dont flush.
Stars for
Stoners.
Chugging one to
get one.
Jeff Bezos.
Study breaks.
WilsonWire.
Neck stiffness.
Post-thesis life.
Skate Night
Date Night.
Futons.
Methodically
hooking up with
everyone in your
Gender Studies
class.
Complaining
about your JP.
A TapCats
rager.
U-Store Sushi.
Stephens
Fitness Center.
Operations
Research.
NJTransit.
Doing all the

HUM reading.
Donald
Rumsfeld.
Nassau Hall.
Writing Sem
response letters.
Batman.
Pregaming at
Shabbat.
Orgo.
New England
boarding
schools.
Pi Phi (the
PrincetonFML
personality).
A Bob Marley
poster.
Walking through
an arch sing.
Rich, mysterious
international
kids.
Court-ordered
integration.
Complacency.
A ten-golf-cart
pileup.
My RGS.
Newmans Day.
Pre-meds.
Rutgers.
Towpath
flashing.
The Nassoons
endowment.
Hookup culture.
The Bonfire.
Murray-Dodge
cookies.
A streaker in
Cottage.
The Cannon Club

basement.
Timber.
Dining hall
coffee.
Princeton
Garden Theater.
The Woody Woo

fountain.
The nunnery.
Going to school
in New Jersey.
Dean Nancy
Malkiel.
An obscured
means of egress.
Kappas with a
vengeance.
A Phat Lady.
The guy who

thinks up
NetIDs.
A Tommy
Hilfiger model.
Womens
bathroom codes.
Walking home
after dark.
Thinking Theta.
Cracked iPhone
screens.
The Frist TV.
Frosh Week
friendships.
A Woody Woo
major with a
Finance
certificate.
The computer
screen of the
kid in the row in
front of me.
Replying-all.
Band.
The Princeton
fight song.
Care packages.
Stolen laundry.
Cloister
moisture.
Hooking up in
Murray-Dodge.
Forgetting
hallmates
names.
Sleeping through
class.
Jack Wills.
Peach Andr.
Freshman Class
Council
elections.
Getting PMCd.
The John
Witherspoon
statue.
Frist piano
players.
A Prospect 11.
Trying to figure
out whos in the
stall next to you.
Studio 34.
PJs Pancake
House.
Benedict
Wagstaff.
A Triangle
kickline.
Anne-Marie
Slaughter
pledging Pi Phi.
Reading period.
Paul Muldoons
hair.
Robert Blakes
Tyger Tyger
Burning Bright.
Room draw
intrigue.
Class Facebook
groups.
Instagrams of
East Pyne.
Anscombe
Society gear.
SCORE security
questions.
Adderall.
Yales football
team.
Richard
Feynman.
Bullshitting
precept.
Clash of the
Colleges.
Shower caddies.
Firestone
midnight alarms.
James
Madisons
reanimated
corpse.
An immaculate
Cloister
Hot Tub
conception.
Going
independent.
TigerTransit.
Dillon Zumba.
White text in
emails.
University
Spokesman
Martin Mbugua.
Taping the door

open.
Immaculate
BodyHype
profile pictures.
N-Body.
State Night.
Senior girls.
Senior guys.
Mayor Liz
Lempert.
Forbes jokes.
Eating alone.
That kid who

wears a suit to
class.
The P-Rade.
Whitman
College Night.
#BeAlternative.
Palmer Square.
The Woody Woo

Plaza.
Burning effigies.
Nassau Literary
Review.
Forwarding to
listservs.
Urban Outfitters.
A thoughtful
Prince editorial.
Free t-shirts.
Quipfire!
Band.
Cornel West.
#princetagram.
Twist Sketch.
Taking two
pieces of fruit.
An empty Frist
mailbox.
Vineyard Vines.
Boat shoes.
T-Pain.
Angela Angie
Hodgeman.
J-Street Library.
USG movies.
Co-ed
bathrooms.
Pulling an allnighter.
Princeton
University
Geosciences
Society.
Stealing
silverware.
The Center for

Jewish Life.
A Harvard 4.0.
The Glorious
Tiger Magazine.
A Koleinu-SAE
mixer.
Umqombothi.
Princeton
Debate Panel.
Bedbugs.
FitzRandolph
Gates.
Business Today.
The jingle of belt

buckles in
Prospect
Garden.
Losing my
virginity in
Wilson
BlackBox.
An easy EC.
Room
improvement.
Full frontal
exposure at
Tiger Inn.
Frist wall quotes.
DFMOs.
The Honor Code.
Prince
comments.
Paul Krugman.
Peter Singer.
Public lectures.
Cool T.I. people

(wrestlers and
such).
Reunions.
Small World
Coffee.
My sexual
fantasy involves
_____ and _____.
Im deciding
between Woody
Woo, Econ, and
_____.
Why did I get a D

on that paper?
My mom keeps
calling me about
_____.
All-Nighter with
_____.
My mother
warned me never
to get into a van
with _____
written on the
side.
In Star Wars
Episode VI,
_____ becomes a
Sith Lord.
All freshmen
must attend a
performance of
_____ on a
Saturday Night.
Where did this

dead body come
from???
The only thing

we have to fear
is _____.
I got fined for

keeping _____ in
my room.
The most
terrifying part
of the war was
_____.
Im running for
USG President
on a platform of
more _____.
What shouldnt
campus tour
guides mention?
We can end
global poverty by
sending _____ to
the Third World.
Why didnt
Daddy ever come
home?
And so we beat
on, boats against
the current, borne
back ceaselessly
into _____.
What should I
put first on my
rsum?
Arming P-Safe is
the only way to
protect
ourselves
against _____.
President Obama
was impeached
after _____-gate.
Who was the

Zodiac killer?
The Buddha
discovered the
eight-fold path to
_____.
How did I pay

the U-Store
prostitute?
I preferred
Darwins followup book, On the
Origin of _____.
By the time I
got to the study
break, all they
had left was
_____.
If only I had used

_____
instead of oneply toilet paper.
Im PDF-ing
Intro to _____.
How did I
contract mono?
The fault, dear

Brutus, is not in
our stars, but in
_____.
How did I get

into T.I. last
night without a
pass?
How did I ace

that exam?
Hoagie Havens
newest
sandwich: the
_____.
(Whats in it?)
Why did Albert

Einstein kick the
bucket?
Going back,
going back,
going back to
_____.
I pledge my
honor that I
will not violate
_____.
Whats in the
steam tunnels?
I am become
_____, the
destroyer of
_____.
How did I fake it

in precept?
My favorite part
of going to the
Street is _____.
Per University
policy, only 35%
of Princeton
students may
receive _____.
_____, soaking
wet.
Saturday is
_____ night at
Quad.
Why doesnt my
hot water work?
_____ without
Borders.
Why dont
people like us?
_____ is worth
the walk.
What should I
write my
sociology thesis
on?
#_____.
I think I saw
_____ at Terrace
last night.
My camp friend
told me that
_____ doesnt
cast a shadow.
Why _____
trump[s]
DFMOs.
I always sprinkle
my Frist
quesadillas with
_____.
6103 - What is
love?
I couldnt sleep
last night
because of _____
in the room next
door.
Whats the
secret to hosting
an awesome
pregame?
Why doesnt
Michelle Obama
like Princeton?
I thought I heard
a gunshot, but it
was only _____.
_____ puts the

stud in bible
study.
What is Chris
Christies secret
political
weapon?
How did George

Washington win
the Battle of
Princeton?
Why does
Nassau Hall
really have bullet
holes?
What gave
Woodrow Wilson
a stroke?
_____ ... in
space.
I cant believe
its not _____!
Donate _____
and brighten a
childs day!
I smelled like
_____ for a week
after T.I. bicker.
You might laugh

now, but well
be thankful for
_____ when the
zombies come.
Four score and

seven years
ago, our fathers
brought forth
_____.
Warning: _____
may cause
drowsiness.
What does Chris

Eisgruber keep
in his closet?
Ben Bernanke
saved the
economy with an
emergency
infusion of _____.
Opening Exercises
featured a
multicultural
dance
performance
by _____.
What fuels the

Weather
Machine?
My RCA had a
long one-on-one
with me about
_____.
Why did I choose

Princeton?
_____: kid
tested, mother
approved.
Made possible
thanks to a
generous
donation from
the _____
foundation.
Specified in my
roommate
contract: no
_____.
The Love &

Lust article
titled _____
was actually
about me.
Whats the best

remedy for
constipation?
I concentrated
in _____ with
a certificate in
_____.
Overheard in
Frist
Bro: I got a
contact high
from _____.
Its a bird ...

its a plane ...
its _____!
Live from New

York, its _____!
OA was a lot of
fun until we ran
into _____.
Tonight at
Charter Club:
DJ _____!
The kid in front

of me was
shopping for
_____ during
lecture.
My personal
motto is _____
= Love.
What is the
secret
ingredient in 2
AM Frist pizza?
My means of
egress was
blocked by
_____.
Why did I get

McCoshed?
I cant stop
screaming about
_____ during
sex.
Harry Potter and

the Chamber of
_____.
What is the
opiate of the
masses?
_____ always
brings me back
to Nam.
Campus Safety
Alert: _____.
Did it hurt
when you fell
from heaven?
Because your
face looks like
_____.
What is my
guilty pleasure?
And the Lord

said, let there
be _____. And
the Lord saw it
was good.
What caused the

2008 recession?

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Princeton Against Humanities

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