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26 MOST HILARIOUS WAYS TO INSULT SOMEONE

26 Most Hilarious Ways To Insult

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There are annoying people and then there are those that can make you want
to give them a hi5 in the face, with a chair. The middle finger works just fine
at most of such occasions but for those times when youre actually in the
mood for a war of words, here are 26 hilarious ways to insult someone
without actually abusing them! And you know whats more fun than insulting
someone you hate? Insulting your best friend
(http://www.mensxp.com/relationships/friendship/27088-this-hilariousvideo-about-annoying-friends-is-the-best-tribute-to-friendship-ever.html),
because, lets face it, nobody annoys you like them!
1. If you have a problem with me, write it on a piece of paper, fold it and stick
it up your ass.
2. You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
3. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of
the nostrils like that?
4. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
5. Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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6. Which sex position (http://www.mensxp.com/specialfeatures/today/25192-women-reveal-which-sex-position-they-love-themost-and-why.html) produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
7. Maybe you should eat make up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
8. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
9. Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
10. You're so ugly; when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine
for littering.

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11. There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
12. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
13. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
14. Id slap you but that will be animal abuse.
15. If I had a penny for every brain cell you have, I'd have nothing.

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16. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
17. From the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of

ilto:?
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18. If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to
your IQ level.

meone&body=http://www.mensxp.com/special19. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

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20. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with
a hammer.

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21. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your
ignorance.
22. The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
23. You're like the universe, constantly expanding.
24. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
25. You have the perfect face for radio.
26. Bitch youre like Monday
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Yash Kaushik
U r like Monday, cums wen not neaded
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Abhinandan Vashishtha
pretty good stuff
gona save it for later use :)))))
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Shekhar S. Rathee Asst Engg (mech) at Sugar mill karnal

Great Ankush Bhai
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Harish K Bania Jawahar Navodaya Vidyalaya, Kadapa

Boy! some serious s**t I must say!
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