Ladies and gentlemen, good evening! Jamie, happy birthday!

First
of all, let me define the word, treasure. Treasure is a wealth of any
kind or in any form. And, as a part of your 18 treasures tonight, I
am giving you this, simple yet useful, gift. It's a book. Though it's
not that extravagant or does not cost that much, believe me
when I say that this book is as useful as all the other gifts put
together. Read it, enjoy it, and learn from it. Happy birthday,
Jamie!