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PowerPrestinInfomercial
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Cuttoaprofessionallookingscientist
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fromthegenomeofbats,causessmall,thinhairstogrowontheear,allowingforeasier
perceptionofsoundwavesatfrequenciesnormallyunheardbyhumans.Thesoundwavescanbe
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ThesecretisintheDNAreplicationandsplicingprocesses.
Differentimagesshowonthescreensuchasgraphsanddiagramsshowing:
DNAStructure
DNAReplication
DNAisthegeneticcodingfoundinthenucleusofcellsoflivingthings.Madeupof
smallbasescallednucleotides,strandsofDNAcodeforimportantproteinsthatgoontobecome
expressedtraits.Thesesequencesofnucleotidesarecopiedandreproducedoutsideofthe
nucleusbycodons.Buthowdotheybecomeproteins?Eachgenehasintronsandexons,or
piecesthatareleftoutandpiecesthatareleftin.Theseexons,ortheimportantpieces,areread
andcreatethenecessaryproteins.Iftoomanygenescodeforaproteinhowever,thereisa
potentialforthoseproteinstobedestroyedbythecellsdefenseRNAi.
ThesecretingredienttothePowerPrestinformulaisbacteriabutnottobeinjectedinto
humans!Bacteriaworkslikeanoventogrowthenecessaryplasmidstointroduceintothehuman
genome.PlasmidsaretinycircularstrandsofDNAindependentofchromosomesthatcarry
genesintotargetcells.Togatherprestin,wesimplyhavetocuttheDNAwiththeprestingene
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haveaslightcharge.WewilltaketherecombinantDNAandputitinavirusbutdontworry!
Thevirushasbeengeneticallymodifiedtobeharmless,whilestillretainingthemechanismsto
enteracellundeterred.Weuseanadenovirus,whichwillintroducetheDNAintothenucleusof
thecell,butnotyourchromosomes.
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PrestinisinjectedbyIVdriptoeartissue.PowerPrestinhasbeenscreenedandapprovedbythe
USFoodandDrugAdministration,theNationalInstitutesofHealth,theNIHOfficeof
BiotechnologyActivities,theNIHRecombinantDNAAdvisoryCommittee,theInstitutional
ReviewBoard,andtheInstitutionalBiosafetyCommittee.
Seeadoctorifsymptomsoccur.Sideeffectsmayincludebutarenotlimitedtorednessor
sorenessatinjectionpoint,increasedbodyhair,thinningofbodyhair,toxicity,inflammation,
andcancer.StudioGeneticsisnotresponsibleforanyfailureofthegenetoreplicateandno
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