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ThesecretisintheDNAreplicationandsplicingprocesses.

Differentimagesshowonthescreensuchasgraphsanddiagramsshowing:
DNAStructure
DNAReplication

DNAisthegeneticcodingfoundinthenucleusofcellsoflivingthings.Madeupof
smallbasescallednucleotides,strandsofDNAcodeforimportantproteinsthatgoontobecome
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