WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

"Like A Surgeon"
-Match the following words or phrases 1-12 to their
corresponding meaning a-l. Then use the words to fill in the
blanks. Listen to the song and confirm
1)Surgeon
2) Med School
3 Malpractice suit
4) Intern
5) Waiver-.
6) Quack
7) I.V.8) A.M.A.9) Scalpel10) Forceps11) Retractor.
12) Gauze
a) A physician who treats disease, injury, and deformity by operation or
manipulation.
b) an instrument for holding open the edges of a wound or drawing back
structures
c) a two-bladed instrument with a handle, used for compressing or grasping
tissues in surgical operations, handling sterile dressings, and other
purposes.
d) A medical fraud claiming to cure disease by useless procedures, secret
remedies, and worthless diagnostic and therapeutic machines.
e) American Medical Association
f) The voluntary surrender of some legal right or privilege
g) a medical or dental graduate serving and residing in a hospital
preparatory to being licensed to practice medicine or dentistry.
h) Intravenous

i) A legal suit against a professional person accused of negligence or

misconduct done when the client or patient is injured or damaged because
of error.
j) white cotton cloth of various thread counts and weights, supplied in
various lengths and widths and in different forms (rolls or folds).
k) Faculty of Medicine
l) a small surgical knife with a convex or concave sharp edge

Lyrics Like a Surgeon

I finally made it through 1)_____________
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an 2)__________
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A 3)_______________
Hey, like a 4)__________
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your 5)__________nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that 6)________
Here we go - time to operate
I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon
Here's a 7)___________for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It's a fact - I'm a 8)___________
The disgrace of the 9)____________
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my 10)__________, and my 11)___________, and 12)___________
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time