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Christianity is an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and oral

teachings of Jesus of Nazareth as presented in the New Testament.
JOKES

God's Creation
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Who Makes the Coffee??

A married couple were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible it says that
men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible
and said: "Right here in HEBREWS!"
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Little Angel!
Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
Johnny asked his mom, Whered he come from?
He came from heaven, Johnny.
Johnny responded: Wow! I can see why they threw him out!

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she

dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet
in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping"
At the Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is
the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing
black?"
Sermon
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the
middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service.
Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"
"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."
FACTS

Pope Francis used to work as a bar bouncer in Buenos Aires.

A Church built into a cave is the largest church in the Middle East.
Judas sold Jesus for the equivalent of 4 months' pay of a working man.