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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk

(___) (___) * (___) (___)

(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O *
* ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc

(__) (__) (__) (__)

(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her

(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.

(__) )__( vv vv
 (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow

(__) (__) (__)

(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"

(__) (__) (__)

(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms

/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow

(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday

(___) (__) (__)

( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
cow had four legs or e

O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)

)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)

* (__)
\ (DD)
\ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
 (New) Jersey Cow

O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas

o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow

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(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows

o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
 cow-culus) Ray Tube)

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| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon

(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard

( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie

\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
 | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"

\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing

(__) (__) (__)

(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love

(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / (__)
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat

(___)
(o o)
/------\ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
 | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
/\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowt in the Act low rider cow

(__) \__\ (__)

(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow

(__) (__) \_||_~

(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow

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(____)
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(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\/ `
/-------\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous

(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull

(---)
( )
/-----\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull
 |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow

...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
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\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron

..---.. (__)
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ^^ ^^
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow.....Or is it alive and living in tax exile???

(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
 (__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows

(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow

(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula

_(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
 (__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all nighter

* (__) (__) (__) (__)

\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking

(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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(==) \
/-\/-\ \
/| |\ \
^ | | ^====~~~~==== \
| | \
/----\ \
/ \ \ O O O O
^ * ^ === / /
\ \ (__) /
Cow-abunga Dudes \ \ (xx)/
\ +--------+\//
\| | /
+--------+
Cow-a-bungee
______________
| D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
|____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
______||_______
| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
 || / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~

(__) (__) (__) (__)

(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull

(__) (__) (__) (__)

(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her

(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.

(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
 ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow

(__) (__) (__)

(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"

(__) (__) (__)

(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms

/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow

(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer

(___) (__) (__)

( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
 (__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman

(____) (____) (____)

(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
(__)
(__) (oo) (__)
(oo) /\/ (oo)
/-------\/ /--/-- \/-----
/ | || / | `-. / | `-.
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Cow-vertible . . .

(__)
*_ *_ ( oo *_
\ (__) \ /\/ \ (__)
\.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____
||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)

* (___) * (___) (__)

\ (o o) \ (o o) (oo)
\-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________
| ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______
||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| --
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Twins Cow Catcher
(__)
(__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__)
(oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo)
/-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
 Cow Cow

(^^) ( (oo) (__)

(oo) ) (OO) (oo)
/-------==--- /------\--/ /------||||||
/ | || / | || / | UX` \||/
* ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
cow cow cow
(yes, that's the Russian symbol.
Use your imagination.)

O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)

)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
* (__)
\ (DD)
\ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
 / / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow

O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"

o==+--
| |\ \
| | \ \ ____________________
| \ \ \ | |
| \ \ \ | +------------+ |
| \ \ \ | | (__) | |
| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
| \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
/---\ \ | +------------+ |
/ \ \| |
| | | |
\ / | |
\---/ | |
| |
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( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker.
|
/---\
: = :
: :
:,','. '. : :---\
..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.

o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows

o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon

(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
 /====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient

(___)
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^

==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard

( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie

\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
 | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"

\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing

(__) (__) (__)

(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love

(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / (__)
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat

(___)
(o o)
/------\ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
 | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
/\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowt in the Act low rider cow

(__) \__\ (__)

(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow

(__) (__) \_||_~

(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow

____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\/ `
/-------\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous

(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull

(---)
( )
/-----\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull

| | | | *
 | | (__) | | \ (__)
| | (oo) | | \ (oo)
| | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
/ \ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.

| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| \_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ \ ^^----^^\/
The attempt results in an udder disaster.

. /\ . . : (__)
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ . . * : __------\/
/ \ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\
. /| (oo) |\ ** :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow

...---...
../ / | \ \..
 ./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron

..---.. (__)
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ^^ ^^
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???

(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow

(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
 /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows

(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow

The cow that didn't jump

over the moon.
------------------------ !
!
^
/ \ Hey diddle diddle
/___\ The cat and the fiddle
|= =| The cow blew up on the
| | launch pad...
| |
ROCKET, | |
TAKING OFF | |
TOTALLY \\ | |
OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | |
THE FACT THAT // | |
THERE IS A | |
COW ON THE | |
LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\
/ |##!##| \
/ |##!##| \
| / ^ | ^ \ |
| / ( | ) \ |
|/ ( | ) \|
(( ))
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COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* //
UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ )
LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) *
// *= *= * BOOM * ()
// *= * * * ==* \\
________________________________________________ = * \\
==============================================
// // !! \\ \\
// // || \\ \\
 (__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula

____ ____ |+++++|

|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?

(__) (__) (__) (----------)

(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter

* (__) (__) (__) (__)

\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking

(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
 Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//

______
(__) | | (__)
(oo) | | ($$)
----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/
|| / | || / | IRS ||
---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant

(___) (___) (___)

(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
\ / \ / \ /
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
/_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
\OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
Cowed Forces
\ _ /
- ( ) - /\
/ " \ /| | (__)
(__) / | | (oo)\
________(oo) /____| | \/| \
/| \/ / \/ | \
/ |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \
* || || |__________| ||| ____\---*
^^ ^^
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice

) ( _
(____) / \ (__) ==========I
/ = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I
(-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I
( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I
/------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I
/ | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I
* ||----|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
______________________ _______________________
| | | |
| (__) | | (__) |
| (oo) | | (oo) |
| /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
| / | || | | || / | |
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
| ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
|--------------------| |---------------------|
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
 ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989

______________(__)_________________ (__)
/_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
| \/ || \/
_|_ _|| ||
/__/_______________________________/__/| ||
( ) ( )| ||
| |________________________________| | | ||
\_____________________________________/] /------- /
[] [] [] / | ||
* ||----||
COW-CH ^^ ^^
Cowraffe
* *
\ /
\ /
/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/
/ (__) \ +----------+
| (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | |
|^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | |
| |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | |
| |-----//---------||----| | | |
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
^||^ ^||^ || ||
"COWCH POTATO"
+------------+ +
| B A T E S | (__) o
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / |
|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v
| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
| | (__) | \ / ( )
\ | (oo) | \ | ( )
\ | \/ | \+ | ( )
---------- + ( )
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
o o
Psycho Cow (with knife)
(__)
(oo) ------------------------- _______________________
/-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /|
/ | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / |
* ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)|
The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ |
|(__) \ / (__)|
\ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
\_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \//
/\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ /
Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) /
 trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/
/ / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\//
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) /
\ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
\ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) /
\ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/
\ \/_________\/ / \ \//
\/___________\/ \:/
/ \
/ \
(__) (__) (______) (__)
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
/--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/
/ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
|--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
| | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
loss program the program Cow Cow

(___)
( OO
______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
| | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
| | | |
| | (__) | |
| __________ | (oo) | __________ |
| | | | \/-------\ | | | |
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
| |
| |
( ______ )
( / \ )
( / \ )
( | | )
| | | |
| | | |
|_________________________|________|______________|
\ \
\ \
\ \
\ \ (__)
\ \ (oo) /
/---\----\/ /
/ | \ || * (__) /
* ||---\-\\ \ ( OO /
~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/>
^^ ^^ | \===/>
\\_____// | /______/ /
|| | _________\\_\\_____/____________________
/\------\ ^ ^ /
(oo) \ /
(--) * /
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
______________________
| |\
| (__) | |
| (oo) | |
| \/ | |
| / \ \ | |
///////// \_ \_/////// |
| | / | | (__)
| /++++++< | | _____(oo)
|==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
| * | \_\_ | | / | ||
_______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
cow-lliope in the circus parade
*
\
w \ w (__)
\\ /\ // (oo)
\\/ \// \/
| | (__) >--( )--<
|(__)| (oo) / \
\(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---<
//\/\\ <| |> v /\ v
|| || \ \/ / | (oo) |
||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/
/^^ ^^\ /----\ | |
/ ======== \ / \ | |
/ \ /* * * \ / \/ \
|==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ |
\ / || || ^ / ^
\ ======== / ^^ ^^ *
\ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus

(__) -'`- "Here's

(oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing
/-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you,
/ | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!"
* ||----| / ====================== | \___['
^^ ^ || || | ||
Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
| |
~ ~
(__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
/ | || =================== || | \
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__)
A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
/ \/ ____________
/ \===^__| |
---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________|
(__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
/-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | |
 / | || | \-/ | | | |
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
^^ ^^ ----------------------
Just a humble cownoisseur

(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)

(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
\/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
\/
a cownfluence
_______
(__( .-< | | |
(oo) | |___|___|
___\/___| |\_____/|
| | | | |
| | | |_______|
>-' | | _ | _ |
*----/\ /-------// |--(_)--|
/ \ / | || |_______| (__)
/ \ * ||----|| | | (++)
^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/
Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_
________|@|________
| POLICE BOX | __
|---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/
|_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
|| | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
||-----|| | | /| | /| |
||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----||
| ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
| _____ | (__)
|| || (oo) ---------
|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
|| ||B-9 \ | ---------
||_____||______\|
|_______|_______|
----------------
a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
( ----0 ----------------
(___) "Moo have twenty _\/_
|===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O
________\_/ / /oooooo\
| | | /oooooooo\
# ||______|| /oooooooooo\
|| || /____________\
^^ ^^
RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________
/ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\
/cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------
\ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle /
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @
@@@ @
@@ @
Pffii @@@@ @@
___________D @@@@@@
|________ | _______
(__) | / \ /
( oo /~| | __ \ /
/\_|// | | / \ | |
_/____/__| | | | | |
| ___/-----------------_| (__)
| / \ \ \ `(oo)
| / \ | | |\/
| | O | / / __ /
|----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__)
\ / | o | \\\ _( )_
________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________
/\ / \
[__] ( take off, eh! )
__ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
\/----///\ /-------\/
*/\______(xx) / | ||__|
( ) * ||----| U
^^ ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow

o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o (
( o
O ) ( ) ( ) (
o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
/------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___
_/...\ *==\ ________________
__________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/ | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
| |_ | |_
/\ |____| |____|
/ O\ Santa Cows
/ , \
/ O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
 -/ , \- / |~ |~ \
/ O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
/, , \ / \ o| o| /
/ O O \ / \ /
-/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ O , \ / / .
/ , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
/ O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
/ O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\
/______________________________\ /|o|||\
~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

|----------------------| /\
| | /\ /\/ \
| | / \/ / \/\
| | / \ \
| | ----------------------------
|______________________|
\/
|----------------------| o-@@
|______________________|
Minimalist Dead Cow
----------------------
Mark Rothko Cow
/=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
\|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#***
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
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------------------------------------------------
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________
------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || |
------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow |
------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow

oo --
\/

cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow

II
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
|\ `v' \ + II (00)
| \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
| \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
(\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them

/\\ ^ (__) (__)

/__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
_ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
/ \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
| /|I I| | ==== | |
^/ |I I| | | | |
| |I I| /| _ \ / \
| |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
| |_____| * || || \\
^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.

(!!) _/\_ \_\

!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
!/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
* || || * || || * || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow

(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
 ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\
/ \ __ ________ ------
DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
\/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *|
/ | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege

(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ # #
/ | || \\ //
* ||----||\ \\ //
^^ ^^ \ \ --- /
\ | |
| | |
| | |
| / \_/ \ (__)
| // \\ <--(xx)--#-
| // \\ /\
___________\|/___________
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party

___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/ . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
|| . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
--------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis

___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
| | | ||
| _____ _____ | ||----||
|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
|___| |___|
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o
(__) \||/
(__) (__) (___)
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
 ( )
(___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
/------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
/ | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^
Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows

(__) (__)
/ oo ______ / @@ ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
\ | |_____ | |_____
\|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter

(__) (__)
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
| |_____ \ | |_____
*____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler

\\ \\
\\ \\
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
\ \ \ \
\ \(__) \ \(__)
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
/ / \/ o / / \/
/ / / /
\ / o \ /
\ / \ /
// //
// o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run

___
/ \ ( ) Happy
| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
| | \ /__ (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow

(__) +=============================+
(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
__|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
/ --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
\ / \ / ------------------------------------
--- ---
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
__ _________ __ _________
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
\ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
( @ @ / ( (---) /
(_____/\____) (_____/\____)
o o
o o
o o
(__) (__)
/----(uu) /----(uu)
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
|/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage

(__) o o * (__)
(oo) o o \ (OO)
/-------\/==o o \-------\/
/ | || ____ [] | ||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\
/^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
/( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
\ | |_____ | |_____
\|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
 (__) (__)
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
| |_____ \ | |_____
*____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler

\\ \\
\\ \\
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
\ \ \ \
\ \(__) \ \(__)
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
/ / \/ o / / \/
/ / / /
\ / o \ /
\ / \ /
// //
// o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run

___
/ \ ( ) Happy
| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
| | \ /__ (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow

(__) +=============================+
(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
__|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
/ --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
\ / \ / ------------------------------------
--- ---
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
__ _________ __ _________
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
\ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
( @ @ / ( (---) /
(_____/\____) (_____/\____)
 o o
o o
o o
(__) (__)
/----(uu) /----(uu)
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
|/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage

(__) o o * (__)
(oo) o o \ (OO)
/-------\/==o o \-------\/
/ | || ____ [] | ||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\
/^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
/( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
/ \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| /
/ \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/
( )/\ //\( ) ( )
/\ // \ /\ | |
/ / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------
* \( )/ * || ||
\_ _// nn nn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that
the vice president has a
(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/ \/ (__,
(+o)
(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\'
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o
== == --
Cownting... This cow plays hockey

/.
moo /`'\ .
(__) MOO! ` / ./ \..
(oo) / ../ .' \.
/-------\/ ../ / ../ \
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \
* ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
-------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \
\ / / /
Ech-cow (echo)
________________ (__)
^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
(oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
/-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
/ | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \
Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/
* . . ,
. . * . .
. *
\ / , (__) , ,
- * - ( . |
. / \ , . \/ . - - .
. / \\ , |
, * * / /\\
. /\\ / . .
* . / \\ . .
_|_ , . , / , *
| . , . * , . .
. , . . . * .
The Milky Way

\ / ________________________________
\/ / \
(__) /\ | At times likes these you |
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
_\/_ // O \________________________________/
* ( ) // O
\ (\\ // o
\( \\ ) o (__)
( \\ ) /\ (oo)
___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\
|\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/)
\|_______________//____________| \<>/
||| || //|| |||
||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\
|| \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU /
. . ( ^ ) __/______/
'.'.` \_O_/
COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow

(_ ~ - _) / ~
( - - | =s
O | *
| O \ \ - |
| \ |
- - |
)
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

(__) ---_
(__) _______________* (oo) /| \
(xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__)
\/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
* ------ ~~ \____ \/
Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
 (__)
(oo)
\/ \___/
/ / \\ (0 0)
/ /\\ \ /
/\\ / v
/ / \\ |
/ <-------|------->
/ * |
|\ |
/ | \ / __|__
\\ \ \/ \/
/ \\ \ \/ \/
/ \\___\ \/ \/
/ \\ __|__
/ \\ \ /
/ / / \\ |\ /|
/ \\ | V |
/ / \\ | |
/ \\ | |
/ \\ W W
\\
===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
=========================================== at Malibu wearing a
O) O) special cow bikini.
The dreaded cowtapult

(__) (___) ** ((__))

(__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo))
(oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\//
| \/ | ( /*) | | || ||
| | || || | | |||----|||
(___) ^^^ ^^^
Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an
FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake

(( _ _ (___) (__)
( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
_______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
/| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \
/ ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
* || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
"Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)

______________________________________________________
| |
_______ | |
/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
/ /(__) || | |
________/ / |OO| || | |
| |-------|| | |
(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
| ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\
\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/
| () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
 \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
"The Moo-vers are here!"

-- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)

*--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-)
- \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
--- | | | // | // | // | ||
- ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Roller Cow Cows in polonaise

-------------/
/
/
/
/
/
/ (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
\ / ____
|\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/
(oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
/-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ /
/ | ||__| / | || / | || \**/
* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael
Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev

(*) (*)
(__) ^ ^ (__)
(oo) | | | @(oo)@
[..] | = | [..]@@
\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
|| ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||
|| ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
|\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
| \ | | | | / |
= * = = = = * =
cows having candlelight dinner
(___)
(o o)
( ** ) __\_/__
|e e| //^^*^^\ \___/
\ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O)
OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ /
| * * * \ \ |=====| / O
/**************** * "|_____|"
// ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
|| || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
|| || || || |_|_|
v| v| v| v| ^ ^
 Haute Cowture COWNT
|\
|[] |\
(__) | |[] |\
(--) | (__) | |[] |\
* _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
| (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) |
| __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) |
\===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /|
_|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / |
-//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------|
\_/ \_/ o |===========| |
----------------- o |================|
Cowazaki COW-WARD o o

______________________________
/ \
( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
\________________ ____________/
) ) ()
(__) // ( )
(__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
/(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo)
/-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/||||
/ | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || |||
* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
(__) |====|
/--------------------/ (oo) \oo/
/ | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/
* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----||
___/ ___/ ^^ ^^
Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)

/\ __
{__} _[__]_
(oo) /(oo)\
/-------\/ /------@\/@
/ | + || / | |@@
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
_____ _________________
/ \ / \
( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
\__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__)
( ( ) ) >(==)
\\ // )__( /-\/-\
\ (__) / (oo) /( )\
(oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^
/-------\/ || | \ ( )
/ | || ||----|| \ /----\
 * ||----|| vv vv / \ \
^^ ^^ ^ * ^
COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
^^ ^^
O (___) || * ||----||
| (o o) || \ | ||
(no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\
|\/| O | || (oo)
| | | || ( )
/ v-' || ><
/==========| ( )
// || (oo)
,------._(__) || || /-------\/
* | \ ( oo || || / | ||
vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----||
^^ ^^
COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
(__) (__)
() () _____| oo | |oo|
()() / | /----|-|__|-|
(oo) / | / | ||
/-------UU /____________| * ||----||
/ | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween

(__) |\/| (__)

(oo) (oo) >(==)
__[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
(very handy) portable COW

_______________________
|^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a )
| | ( doctor, not a butcher!)
@| Oo (---------------------))
(MM) | ._> (__) )
(oo) \ / (oo)
/-------\/ /--------- /-------\/
/ | || / | || / I * II
* ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow

________________ (__)
// (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo)
// (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/
// \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\
/ ============||=======\\ * // \\
(| |- ||- ||)
 |________|_____||________||/ ***********
\-( O )----------( O )--/ **** ***
--- --- *** *
****o
Cowpool ******
***
*** *
(__) *** ***
(oo) ******
/-------\/___()~
/ | || Cow jumping over the moon
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow smoking a pipe

o oo o o o o
o o o o o o o o
(__) o o o o o o
(oo) o o o o o o
/-------\/___() o o o o
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe

* * * o @ ~ *
* * * , o * * *
(__) * * * . * o
(oo) * * ) . *
/-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ *
/ | || (
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow star-gazing

|
\|/
----*----
/|\
|
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow wishing upon a star

________ _______
(__) / \ (__) / \
 (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! )
/-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
A Cow-mon Dyslexic
Mistake Cow @@@@@
@@\0 0/@@
(o o)
___________________________ ** |U| **
/ / / / ***( )***
/ /__________/ / // \ / \\
/ / // *** \\
/ / *******
/ / ***********
/ / ***************
/ 3.5" 135tpi / *******************
/__________________________/ *********************
*********************
Cow Stored as Binary
Information. Cow Belle

(___) (___) (___)(___)

(o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o)
/------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\
/ ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \
( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( )
/\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\
| || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || |
* || || || ||| || * || || || || *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cows at a garden party

* (__) .
\ (oo) .'
...\------\/ '.
(__) (__) . (__) || (__)
(oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo)
/-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/
/ | || / | |\/ / | || \| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><----><
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling
pissed off pissed on pissed

(__) * (__) * (__) ( )

(oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( )
/-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( )
/ | || . | || / \\ ( ) )
* ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( )
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where
give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before
 (__) (__) s * )__(
(oo) (@@) s / (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/
/ | || / | || /------(xx) | |
* ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \
WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow
long grass grass
(__) (__) (___) * (___)
(00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ /
/ | || / | || / | |O | |O
* ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--||
^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^
Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after
drink mistake calf went away

(__) * (__) (__) (__)

(DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/
/ | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) ||
* ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of
above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
(with due accowlades
to Gary Larson
-\ /- (The Far Side))
'\/'
(oo) _________
/------- \/ | \ /|
./ | , | - -X- - |
|------| |/______\_|
--|------|---------|-------
/---------------------------\
/ __ \\
// / \ __ \\\
/// / \ \\\\
Highland Cow

________ \
|########| \
|########| \
--------\ \
(__) | \
(oo) | \ ______________________
\/ | | |
/+++\ o | |
/+++++\ | ____ |
~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | |
/ ii \ \ | \ W.C.| |
~~ ~~ \ | ---- |
\ | |
\ | |
In"cow"tinent \|------------------------
(__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
A well adjust(1)ed Cow

(__)
(oo)
^^ ^^
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow

>ysP -"JlAe B x
A compress(1)ed Cow

awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]

An awk(1)ward Cow

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__
_|__|_
(oo)
/-------\/
/ |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun)
* ||----|
^^ ^
this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
the hell is the horse then ?', let me
inform u that it too needs recreation and
has gone to play man-shoes !!

___________________________
| | (__) \
| | (oo) |
| | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom
| | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS
| | * ||----|| /
| | ~~ ~~ |
| |___________________________/
 /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __
/ | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| |
| | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_
|--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |----
| | | | |
+---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======----
Cow-st liner

_-_
(__) [ ]
(oo) /-_-
\/-------/
|| |
||----||
~~ ~~
(__) *
(oo)
/-------\/ ~~____________________________________________
/ | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
* ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||
~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||
_-_
[ ] (__)
-_-\ ( )
\--------
| ||
||----||
~~ ~~
Andrei Ag-cow-si

(__)___________________________________________________________(__)
(oo) (oo)
\/_____________________________________________________________\/
Cowaxial Cable

(__) (__)
( V V ) (oo)
(>O O<) /-------\/
( A A ) / | ||
/-------\/ * ||----||
/ | || | \ | \
* ||----|| V> V> V> V>
^^ ^^
Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow
 ++ ++
+||---||+
(__) | 1 2 3 | (__)
(oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo)
/-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__
/ | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/
* ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/
^^ ^ ^^ ^
Cattle call Cow punch

(__) / _
(oo) / / \
-\/-/ | + |
/\__/_| (___) |___|
/ / (o o) (o o)
| / /_______\ / /-------\ /
\ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O
| | * || || * ||,---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull

___ ___
\ \ \ \
(___) ___\__\__\__\__
(o o) | O O O O O O|
--\ /----+-------------+-------/
| O /
\ /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steerage
___________________
___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY )
_|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
v v ( uu| '
/ (___) \ /\_c|
| (o o) | / \ C#=}~|
\_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____
| O | | | o | (- -) / zzz |
| | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/
/~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O
/ \ | / \| * ||,---||
~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^
| | || || Bulldozer
\ \ || ||
ID ID
Le Bullet Russe
Dick Tracy's Cow

| ==================================
| = =
| = _____ =
| = ______ / \ =
| = / \ | \ =
 | = / ||\ (__) =
|## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) =
| ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ =
| ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) =
| ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ =
| ## \ \ / / = \/ || =
| ## \ / / = || =
| ## \ / / = || =
| ## \-- = || =
| ## | = || =
| ## --* = || =
|____________##_______________ = || =
## = || =
## = =
## = cow-cow nut =
## = =
## = =
## ==================================
##
##
##
##
Cow-sine wave

Cow tipping:
Step 1. Step 2.
(__)
(--)
/-------\/ O--------O_
/ | || /| :: |_)
* ||w---|| * O--------O
~~ ~~
*
(__) ________ * *
(oo) ====________| * *
/-------\/ /\
/ | || / \ *
* ||----|| / \
~~ ~~ / \
A Cowsmologist

\ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` `
/\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ `
| (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) `
*---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) `
\/ / | || ` ` J \/ `
* ||----||
Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway
(Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year)

(___) ________
.____ (o o) / \ )
/ \ / --| UGGGGH! |
 / || O \________/
/ / ||
/ / ||
/_____/__, ||
*------'---------' ~~
Sitting Bull Bull's Eye

_________________________
(___) / ...The President then \
(o o) / had to take into serious \
/-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- |
/ | ||O \ tions it would have for.../
* ||,---|| \_________________________/
~~ ~~
Bull-etin from the White House.

________________________________________________
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
%% %% %% %%
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
|| || _ (_) \o/ || ||
|| || /|_|(_) | || ||
____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____
The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
vicious beasts...
_
| \ (___)
| \ (__) (__) (~ )
*----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o)
| ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/
|___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | ||
/ / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------|
/ > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^
> > MacCow MosCow
Stelth Cow
*
vv vv /
||____M__||/
|| || (__)
/\||_______|| (xx)
(Xx) \/
(--)
Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
Dead Cow
(__)
(oo)
\/
/\
__/---\ //\\
<__/-(__) o/||\o
(oo) (oo) //o||\\\
/-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o
 / | || / -- ||
* ||----|| || =====
^^ ^^
A Christmas Cow-el
The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter
(Saddam Holstein)

(__ (__) (__) | | (__)

(oo) (--) (--) | | (--)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\
/ | || / | L |----< o / | D |----<T I>----| M | \
* ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^
| |
Cow owned by
Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows

\\ //
\\( )// (__)
(o o) ( ) /(oo)\
\ / (oo) / \/ \
/ \ ##########\/ / /\ \
| | # ######## # / / \ \
\___/ * # ###### # | | | |
// | \\ # # # # | | | |
// \\ |___| |___|
" " Mosscow Cowderoys
Cow11
_____
<_____>
( ) (==) |
(oo) __ /------\/- *
/---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/|
/ |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | |
* ||------|| : :: |===|===|
~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day

/
/\ /
\/ (__) / \ | /
|| <`'> / \ | /
(_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____
__\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \
| /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \
__\xx/__| I____I | ||
/ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----||
/| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo
|^ ^| ||
^ ^ || heli-COW-pter
==
COW giving birth The Ninja Cow
* (__)
\ (oo) ________(__)_
\---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_)
| 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\
|---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_
| C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ )
| 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ /
| 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | |
| 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ /
| 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^
| || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
||-----------|| |_____________|
^^ ^^
Cow-culater Cow-culator

(__) (__) (__) (__)

(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/
/ | || / | || /| || /| ||
* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
COW-comitant

(__) (__) (__) (__)

($$) (&&) (YY) (%%)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y
USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow

_____________
| |
| INDIANA 45 |
| | |
| PURDUE 52 | |
|_____________| |
______|====\
\/\/\/ \\
\/\/ \\
\\
\\
(__) __ \\
(oo) /)(\ \\
* / \/_/~\__/ ||
\ / __/~ ||
\/ / ||
| _/ ||
| | ||
~ ~ ------
Hoosier
Cow
 . .
. . (__)
(___) . (___) . (oo)
(o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=?
\ / . \ / . / ! !!
Q.. Q.. * !!----!!
^^ ^^
smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts

(__) (__)
(00) ( )
/----------------\/ \/---------------\
/ | | | | \
* ||-----------|| |||----------||| *
^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^
SIDE VIEWS
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
* |
^^^ ^^^
BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW

^ (___)
_- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*|
_________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\
" /| \ / U |
(__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | /
|@@| | | //
\/`--------.__/ | C/
| / \---/
//`---\/|| |/\ |
|| || || ||
|| ||
|| ||
Helicowpter
Cool Cow

(__) (__) |
(oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
/---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | ||
/ | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
* ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured
mobile phone. by head-shrinkers

((( ))))
(( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man !
( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ /
( ( ( )))) | | _/
 ( ( / ) ) ) O O /
( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / -
( : // ) ) ~
: : / \
: : O / | | \
: : ( | | )
: : \ \___/ /
: : (__) W/ \W
: : (oo) /|_n_|
: : ----\/ / || ||
: : :: | () ()
: : ---:: * || ||
------------^^ VV VV
Newton's Cow
(aka Mooton) Bart Cow

__
>(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
(oo) color according to the action you should take.
/-------\/
/ | || If this cow appears to be:
* ||----||
^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
MAGIC DESISION
MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control
BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
quickly!

/~~\ +
) ( \__/ O O
( o)\ ========== o_o_o
* \o / / {__} \ (___)
\ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___)
\----- || \ \ \/ / (___)
$ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00
||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ |
~~ ======== \_o
Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II

______ ___________
: Oui? : : :
_______ `v-----' : CORNED :
: Nee! : (__) : BEEF :
`------v' (oo) :_________:
 /-------\/
/ : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum
* ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
the boundary conditions!"
Belgian Cow

(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ : :: (/\)
* ::----:: /oo\ (__)
XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--)
X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/
X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__
X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__|
XX================>> ~ ~
Cow klux klan Cow resting
Irakean Cow

___()
COW ------------| o\
| )O-------------- MOO
-----|____/ /
\ /
\ / (____)
\ / \( )
\ / |\( )
\ / \ \( )
\ / \ \( )
X |\ \( )
/ \ | \ \( )
/ \ \ \(____)
/ \ \|_o_o_|
/ \ | |
/ \ | |
/ ___() \
-----| o\ \ cow chip
| |O-------------- ~MOO
BULL ---------- |____/
Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)

( ) ( )
\ / \ /
\___/ \___/
(o o) (o o)
/-------------\o/ /-------------\o/
/ | || / | ||
* ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------||
|| || || \\ ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull
 __
(__) ( ) (__)
(oo) / (oo)
_______\/ / \ _______\/
/ / \ /| |
/ | || / \ / || ||
* ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated

(__) (__) iiiiIiiii

(oo) (oo) '|o o|`
/---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/
/| | || / | || / | |
* |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____||
|| || * || || || ||
~~ ~~
cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow!
(or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)

\_ ^
\ | **~~~~~~~
_____) \___ | **~~~~~~~
__/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
_/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
/ ____ )( \/ |
/ / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/|
/| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) |
^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ |
// / | ||
[][] [][] Patriotic Cow

Sha-MOO

/\
/ \
/ \
| |
/ * * \
/ ** * \
/ * ** \ **
/ * * \ ** **
. . . | | * * <--- the world
. . / **** \ * *
. . . / * * \ ** **
. . . / **** \ **
. / * * \
. | |
. / **** \
. / * \ . .
. / **** \ . .
/ * \ . .
/ **** \
 | | . . .
| **** |
| * * | . . .
| **** | . . .
| * * | . . .
|------------------------------| . .
| (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
. /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\
/ | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . .
. / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ .
. / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ .
/ USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ .
|______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
. (______________||______________) . .
. /_\ /_\ . . .
!!! !!!
The herd shot 'round the world.

(_ _)
___ (o o)
(__) _- -_( )
(++) /- O O
/____O/ / | ||
/| || * ||-___-||
* ||--|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
This cow belongs to This cow belongs to
Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr
_________(__)___
| -------------- |\
(__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \
(oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \
/-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| /
/ | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/
* ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || ||
~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~
*
cowoperation ----------------------
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
----------------------
(oooo) personal cowmputer
oo( -0 )oo
/ ------------ \/
/ | | /|
/ | ----\_/ | / |
> < ||| ||| / |
||| ||| |/ |
~~ ~~ \ |
Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__)
note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo)
hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/
for MIT men. | / / | ||
| / * ||----||
| / ^^ ^^
_____ * |/ breacowt!
(_____) /
 ( OO )_____________ /
(/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\
\O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD )
| ######### | |/------------/
| |__________| |
|| | || |
|| | || |
~~~~ ~~~~
Saddam moo-sein

@
(__) (__) _____/
/| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ *
_o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * -
/_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * -
[_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * -
\__/ \__/
Cow-mobile

(()) (()) ||||

(oo) (oo)
/------\/ (OO) /------\/
/| | /------\/ /| |
* ||----|| /| | * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow
getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!)

/\
/ \ (__) __
(oo) (oo) (oo)
/------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/
/| | /|o | o | /| |
* ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow

o o - -
O Moo!!!!
ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow

Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car

___
 [___] ____|___|____
(o o) / [__] \
/------------\-/ / (oo) \
/ | ||^ |V / |\/| \
| | <**> | |-----------------|
* -----/\------ | Cow-Price |
|| O O || |_________________|
|| || \_________________/
|| || | | | |
oo oo |__| |__|
(With gun and Handcuffs)
(it's a Cow-Price)
(Classic of course)

\ /
\ /
(__) \ (__) /
/\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) /
// == \ // == /
/ | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| /
* || || \ * || || /
^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/
Silly cow
(his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley.

___ __ __ _
(( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) //
\\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) //
,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ //
( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====
`-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) //
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
beecows Cownan the barbarian

(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-----------------\/
/ | || / | /qwertyuiop \||
* ||----|| * || asdfghjl; ||
^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ ||
sliced cow ^^ ^^
keyboard-cower

( )
(oo)
/--------\/
/ || ||
* ||------||
|| ||
( ) || ||
(oo) || || | | | |
/--------\/ || || || || || ||
/ || || || || || || || ||
* ||------|| || || || || * ||------||
 || || || || || || \ || ||
|| || || || || || \--------/\
|| || || || || || (oo)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( )
high cow very high cow broken very high cow
__ (__)
(__) (__) (oo)
(\/) (oo) < vv >
/-------\/ /-------\/____) / \
/ | || / |______ | | /| |\
* || || || || __ / |( )| \
____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \
cow san /___||__||_*_\
Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~
Cownt Dracula
(__) ( )
* ` (OO)' (00) //
\_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___//
|| ||_. ` /---\_/---\
%_/ ~-----\ ------------------
~ l l
l___________l
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l
// // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l
- -
Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant

\ ,_________________./ /
(__) -/.__________________ -
oo ) \ (__) / \
_!_/_ \ (oo) /
!--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./
!__! ! ! \ | |
\___/ * | |
/ W \ / | |
! ! o / / / \'
! ! /|\/' | \
______/_\_________________|______\ _____
Cow from ^ ^
Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath

.
. .
. . . __ __
. ||______________________||
. . || __________________ ||
/ || | (__) | ||
. . / || | (oo) | ||
| -|| | _\/_ | ||
. . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||
(\ |\-----------------------\
. (\ || \_______________________\
\|| | |
. \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
\ | |-----------| | .
. \ | PETERBILT | .
 \| |
. (=========================)
|_||_| |_||_|
. \
. \
Pompano Beach or bust!

^^^
^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
*********************************** \ /
\ ^(__) /
\ / (@@) /
82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__
| | |
| | |
|__|-^-
/ \ \__*
| |
^ ^

-----------------------------------------------
| U. S. Federal Prison |
|---------------------------------------------|
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | |
| | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | |
| | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | |
-----------------------------------------------
Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega

---------------------------------------------------------
---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|----
--.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|-
-|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|---
----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|--
----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.---
========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -====
. - - / \ ' ^ . - .
 \ / . ^ - \
` ^ ` ` `
Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu

(__)
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/-------------\
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/ Bust! \
_____________/---------------------\_____________
/ \
/ \
\ /
\_________________________________________________/
M1 Abrams Cow Commander

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------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
The Acowdemy Award
____________________________________________________________________
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| 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
| / ........... ____ \ |
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| | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | |
| \ ......... _______________ ........ / |
| 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 |
|______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
Cownterfeit
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( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| |
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. / / \ \ \ \
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The CALVelry COWard

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Australian view of a
North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs
to "My Favorite Martian"

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(oo) (oo)
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(oo) | | | | | | | |
>------\/------< | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | || | | | | || | |
| `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' |
`--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--'
| | | | | |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
"FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull

(Big Mac)
(_____) _____________
\0 0/ / \
_________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
/ | U | \_____________/
* | /______ _ |
|| || || ||
this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs
Any questions??

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|| * | /
^^ ~ * "69"
Cowborg

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"COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"

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bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cowabunga!!
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* | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC}
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beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal

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^ ^ (note lighter in hoof)
CUD missile launcher

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///||| |||
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^^^^^^ ^^^
where milkshakes come from

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| ___________ | | |
| (__) ( You know, ) | (__) ________ | (__) ______ |
| (oo) ( Kentucky ) | (oo)( How do )| (oo) ( )|
| /-------\/ ( cows are ) |---\/ ( they )| \,,/ ( MOOF )|
| / | || (bucktoothed) | || \( talk? )|/-------\/ \ ( )|
| * ||----|| \ /---------- |--|| \/------- | | || \/------ |
| ^^ ^^ \/ | ^^ | ||----|| |
| | | ^^ ^^ |
------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--
Cowmic Strip

| \___________________________
| ___________________________
| / /
| | /
| | /
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| | _\/_ /
| | / ==%
| | / ==%
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|%%%%| //-------\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \
~ ~ // | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . .
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grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by
sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier

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| || () _____ = 00000000 = <----- radioactive waste
Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major
is finished with it is finished with it
| |
| |
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/ | || // // | | |
* ||----|| >='/-----// /\|___===< |
__^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | |
oo oo oo oo `////\\\\
Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board
(watch out!)

/\__ Sheeping sleep

@@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____
/ O \
/ \
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Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/
sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@ @@@@@@@@@@@
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( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\
\ ||| \_____________/ |
( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || |
|||____________||______________|
||
WOOLY JUMPER. ||
||
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@@@@@@@@@@_______# ( @ @ )
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@@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery
@@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow.
@@@@@@@\ \|---------||
@ / /|| ||
~~~~~ ~~

The starsheep enterprise....

(\___/)
( O O )
/@@\ \ /
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@ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@
|| || || ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP

~~ ~~
|| ||
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___
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\/
___________________
______________ | || |
| ZORBA'S | | || |
|Greek | | #####________#### |
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| ####### || ###### | \\ / / | ZORBA'S
| ' || ' | @@/ / |
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######################################|**********
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DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM.

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BAA - TENDER.

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BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ###############
|| || ###############
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########## #############
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________________#________#_____________|_|______________________

BAA - RT SIMPSON.
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BAA - ROOOOOM!!!
__________________________
/ (\__/) === \
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/________________________________\ .
|| \=======*=======/ || . .
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.... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . ....
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<*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*>
[`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^=
-"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " "
owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl
___ ___ ___ ___ ___
<+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$>
[`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
-"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"-
drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl
_
___ ___ _|||_ /_\
<#,#> <o-o> <*,*> <*,*>
[`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-']
-"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"-
T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez
___ ___ _____ _
<*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * *
[`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl"
-"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-'
owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl
___ ___
<*,-> <*,*>
[`-'] [`S']
-"-"- -"-"-
confidential owl super owl

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(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.

(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow

(__) (__) (__)

(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"

(__) (__) (__)

(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms

[5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m

[0m
[5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m
[0m
[5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m
[0m
Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile
of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull

(____) (____) (____)

(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight

. . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!

(__)
(oo) (_)
/-------\/ V
/ | || /G\
* ||----|| ___[B]___
^^ ^^ | |

\
 (__) (___)
(oo) (_) (O O)
/-------\/ V \ /---------\
/ | || /G\ O || | \
* ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| *
^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^

..and with its onboard floating point

and dual I and D cache buffers, the
CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any
micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!
\ \
\ \
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/
/----\ /----\ /----\
/| |\ /| |\ /| |\
^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
| | | | |C| | |
/----\ /----\ +-+ /----\
/ \ \ / \ \ / \ \
^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^

MOO Oh, how boring it must

/ be to be a cow.
(__) (__) \ (__)
(oo) (oo) _______ (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\
/ | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^
______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________

..So explain to me again how

they were able to acheive
zero wait states...
 \ It's party time!
\ \
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/
/----\ /----\ /----\
/| |\ /| |\ /| |\
^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^
| | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD]
/----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX]
/ \ \ / \ \ / \ \
^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^

(__) (__) __)

(oo) (oo) o)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | O || * ||----||
* ||----|| || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives
(W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk.

(__)
(dd) .
/-------\/
/ | || U .
* ||----|| /---V .
^^ ^^ * |--| .
Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave)
Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk.

Warning: Two of the last three are crude.

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__(oo)
(__) / \/ (__) (___)
milk / \\ (oo) (O O)
/-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ /
/ | || / | /| || / | ||O
* ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives
Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream.
Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:

(__) (__) (__) (__)

(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | || U
* ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo

These are some of the various models offered:

__ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__)

/ \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo)
/ ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/
* | || | || * |______| || /| || U
||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V
OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O
Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate

Although some people like to customize their cows:

(__) \
(oo) \
/-------\/ (__) \__)
/ | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo)
* ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/
OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U
O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V
OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O
Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with
Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear
cb radio, and spoiler
custom pin-striping

Then there are the luxury cows:

(__)
(oo)
/---------------------------------------------\/
/ | || U
* ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V
OO OO * O----O
Stretch Limo Yugo Limo
And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:

/------------------------------------------
/ | |
/ | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____)
/ | | ( O O )
/ | | \ /
* |________________________________________|___\ /
OO OO OO OO O . .__.,,
The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being
run over by the 18 hoofer

Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.

Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his
comfortable silk bathrobes.
\ / \ /
\__/ (___) \__/
(oo) (o o) (oo)
/-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\
/ | || / | | ||O || | \
* ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next
issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.
(__) O
(o[o]| * (__)
/-------\/ v / (oo)v
/ | ||_/ \-------\/ \
* ||----| v____/ / \/
^^ ^ v___\____v/___/
Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful
photo graduate bovine, or what?

(_ _)
(__) (o o)
(oo) \ /-------\
/-------\/ || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split
(__) (__) *
(oo) (oo) /
/-------\/ \/-------/
/ | || || | o
* ||----|| ||----|| ooo
:: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo
Your team skates Like a pile of . . .
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
\/-------\ /-------\/
\\ \ \ / / //
\\----\\ * * //----//
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Shift to the left Shift to the right
(__)
(oo)
/--\/--\ (__)
/ | | \ (oo)
^ | | ^ ---\/----<
/----\ | \-+-<
/ \ \ | |
^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-<
Stand up Sit down
(__) * (__)(__)
(xx) \ (@@)(oo)
/-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\
/ | || | ||>---| || \
* ||----|| |-----|| |----|| *
^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^
Fight, fight, fight!