Alto’s Lament Lyrics

I’ve had much good luck as a performer

I’ve been cast in almost every show

From Carousel to Hair, on Broadway I was there

But you never, never know

Perhaps you picked me out last year in Phantom

Or underneath my dirt in Miserables

But if you try to pick me out from all the voices in the crowd

I’m certain that you must have had a probla

My plight is quite familiar, to those who’ve tread the boards

At the Nederland or Shubert or Rialto

Although I’ve got a great high C

AHHHHHHHH!

Eh, the reaction seems to be

Eh, uh that’s great dear, but we need you to sing alto

(Growns)

Please….give me a chance to sing melody

Give me a crack at the tune

I’m filled with chagrin every time I begin

By the light of the silvery moon

Just one little shot at the melody

Give me a moment to shine

I’m sick of can’t help lovin that man of mine

Just look at Oklahoma for example,

The rousing title number of the show

While everyone is singing Oklahoma

I get sky, yo ho

And now a melody of some of my finer roles

The hills are alive, with the sounds of music

Three little maids from school are we, pert as a school girl well can be

Filled to the brim with girlish glee, three little maids from school

Touch me, it’s so easy to leave me

What mirror where, which, what, where, who who who who

Such a pretty me

Such a pretty me!

Oh please!

Pull a few strings for the melody, don’t care if the solo is tiny

It would Nervana for having such manor

To sing something other than Sweeny

I’m down on my knees for the melody, I’m begging with all of my might

Just half a bar, and let this chorus girl be a star

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----

NIGHT!