TONGUE TWISTERS

1. A DRIVER DRIVES A DRIVERS DRIVEN CAR FOR TAKING TEST

DRIVE OF THE DRIVERS CAR DRIVEN CAR

2. IF TWO WITCHES ARE WATCHING TWO WATCHES THEN

WHICH WITCH IS WATCHING WHICH WATCH.

3. IF U UNDERSTAND , SAY INDERSTAND, IF U DO NOT

UNDERSTNAD, SAY DO NOT UNDERSTAND, IF U UNDERSTAND

AND SAY DO NOT UNDERSTNAD, THEN HOW CAN I

UNDERSTNAD THAT U UNDRERSTAND, UNDERSTAND!!!!!

4. PETER PIPER PICKED A PACK OF PICKELED PEPPER. IF PETER

PIPER PICKED A PACK OF PICKELED PEPPER, WHERE'S THE

PACK OF PICKELED PEPPER PETER PIPER PICKED?

5. IF YOU TELL TOM TO TELL A TONGUE TWISTER HIS TONGUE

WILL BE TWISTED AS TONGUE TWISTER TWISTS TONGUES.

6. HOW MANY COOCKIES COULD A GOOD COOK COOK, IF A

GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD COOCKIES

7. FATHER FRANCIS FROM FRANCE FRIED FIVE FRESH FISH FOR

FIVE FRIENDS FROM FRANCE.

8. I FEEL A FEEL A FUNNY FEEL. A FUNNY FEEL I FEEL. IF U FEEL

THE FEEL I FEEL. I'LL FEEL THE FEEL U FEEL

9. IF U NOTICE THIS NOTICE YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THIS

NOTICE IS NOT WORTH NOTICING...

10. I WISH TO WISH THE WISH YOU WISH TO WISH,BUT IF

YOU WISH THE WISH THE WITCH WISHES,I WON'T WISH THE

WISH YOU WISH TO WISH

11. SIXTY-SIX SUPER SINGER SANG SIXTY-SIX SUPER SONG

OF SIXTIES ON SIXTEEN NIGHT AT SEXON SQUARE AT SIX

O'CLOCK.
12. I LIKE THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO LIKE OTHERS LIKE ME

AND MAKE THE OTHERS LIKE ME TO LIKE OTHERS LIKE YOU…

ITS WORTH UNDERSTANDING!!!

13. ONCE A FELLOW MET A FELLOW IN A FIELD OF BEANS.

SAID A FELLOW TO A FELLOW, "IF A FELLOW ASKS A FELLOW,

CAN A FELLOW TELL A FELLOW WHAT A FELLOW MEANS?"

14. MOSES SUPPOSES HIS TOESES ARE ROSES,BUT MOSES

SUPPOSES ERRONEOUSLY,FOR MOSES HE KNOWSES HIS

TOESES AREN'T ROSES ,AS MOSES SUPPOSES HIS TOESES TO

BE.

15. I WISH YOU WERE A FISH IN MY DISH.

16. A FLEA AND A FLY IN A FLUE SAID THE FLY "OH WHAT

SHOULD WE DO" SAID THE FLEA" LET US FLY SAID THE

FLY"LET US FLEE" SO THEY FLEW THROUGH A FLAW IN THE

FLUE

17. NINE NICE NIGHT NURSES NURSING NICELY

18. THE OWNER OF THE INSIDE INN WAS INSIDE HIS INSIDE

INN WITH HIS INSIDE OUTSIDE HIS INSIDE INN

19. PURPLE PAPER PEOPLE, PURPLE PAPER PEOPLE, PURPLE

PAPER PEOPLE

20. A SAILOR WENT TO SEA TO SEE, WHAT HE COULD SEE.

AND ALL HE COULD SEE WAS SEA, SEA, SEA

21. SOUNDING BY SOUND IS A SOUND METHOD OF

SOUNDING SOUNDS

22. I SAW SUSIE SITTING IN A SHOE SHINE SHOP.

WHERE SHE SITS SHE SHINES,WHERE SHE SHINESS SHE SITS

23. NO NEED TO LIGHT TO LIGHT A NIGHT LIGHT ON A LIGHT

NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT

24. SHE SAT ON A SEA SHORE SELLING THE SEA SHELLS,THE

SEA SHORE WAS FULL OF SEA SHELLS. IF THE SEA SHORE IS

 FULL OF SEA SHELL SO HOW CAN SHE SELL THE SEA SHELLS

ON THE SEA SHORE

25. WHAT NOISE ANNOYS AN OYSTER MOST?

A NOISY NOISE ANNOYS AN OYSTER MOST.

26. SWAN SWAM OVER THE SEA.

SWIM, SWAN, SWIM!

SWAN SWAM BACK AGAIN.

WELL SWUM SWAN!

27. FRESH FRIED FISH,

FISH FRESH FRIED,

FRIED FISH FRESH,

FISH FRIED FRESH.

28. YELLOW BUTTER, PURPLE JELLY, RED JAM, BLACK BREAD.

SPREAD IT THICK, SAY IT QUICK!

YELLOW BUTTER, PURPLE JELLY, RED JAM, BLACK BREAD.

SPREAD IT THICKER, SAY IT QUICKER!

 YELLOW BUTTER, PURPLE JELLY, RED JAM, BLACK BREAD.

DON'T EAT WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!

29. THERE THOSE THOUSAND THINKERS WERE THINKING

HOW DID THE OTHER THREE THIEVES GO THROUGH.

30. TOLA RAM TALA TOL KE TEL MEIN TUL GAYA

TULA HUA TOLA TALE KE TALE HUE TEL MEIN TALA GAYA

31. SIX SICK HICKS NICK SIX SLICK BRICKS WITH PICKS

AND STICKS.

32. CAN YOU CAN A CAN AS A CANNER CAN CAN A CAN?

33. ONE-ONE WAS A RACEHORSE.

TWO-TWO WAS ONE, TOO.

WHEN ONE-ONE WON ONE RACE,

TWO-TWO WON ONE, TOO.

34. YOU'VE NO NEED TO LIGHT A NIGHT-LIGHT

ON A LIGHT NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT,

 FOR A NIGHT-LIGHT'S LIGHT'S A SLIGHT LIGHT,

AND TONIGHT'S A NIGHT THAT'S LIGHT.

WHEN A NIGHT'S LIGHT, LIKE TONIGHT'S LIGHT,

IT IS REALLY NOT QUITE RIGHT

TO LIGHT NIGHT-LIGHTS WITH THEIR SLIGHT LIGHTS

ON A LIGHT NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT.

35. SOMETIMES WHAT CHILDREN WONDERS CAN MAKE US

WONDER HOW THEY WONDER SUCH INTERESTING WONDERS

36. I THOUGHT A THOUGHT. BUT THE THOUGHT I THOUGHT

WASN'T THE THOUGHT I THOUGHT I THOUGHT. IF THE

THOUGHT I THOUGHT I THOUGHT HAD BEEN THE THOUGHT I

THOUGHT, I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT SO MUCH.

37. A TWISTER OF TWISTS ONCE TWISTED A TWIST;

A TWIST THAT HE TWISTED WAS A THREE-TWISTED TWIST;

IF IN TWISTING A TWIST ONE TWIST SHOULD UNTWIST,

THE UNTWISTED TWIST WOULD UNTWIST THE TWIST

38. WHEN YOU WRITE COPY YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO

COPYRIGHT THE COPY YOU WRITE.

39. FUZZY WUZZY

WAS A BEAR,

FUZZY WUZZY HAD NO HAIR,

FUZZY WUZZY WASN'T FUZZY,

WAS HE?!

40. GOOD GOODIE TWOSHOES TOOK TWO SHOES TO THE

GOODY SHOWSHINE SHOE SHOP.

41. WHEN A DOCTOR DOCTORS A DOCTOR,

DOES THE DOCTOR DOING THE DOCTORING

DOCTOR AS THE DOCTOR BEING DOCTORED WANTS TO BE

DOCTORED OR

DOES THE DOCTOR DOING THE DOCTORING DOCTOR AS HE

WANTS TO DOCTOR ?
42. THERE WAS A FISHERMAN NAMED FISHER

WHO FISHED FOR SOME FISH IN A FISSURE.

TILL A FISH WITH A GRIN,

PULLED THE FISHERMAN IN.

NOW THEY'RE FISHING THE FISSURE FOR FISHER

43. THE THIRTY-THREE THIEVES THOUGHT THAT THEY

THRILLED THE THRONE THROUGHOUT THURSDAY.

44. QUAINT QUEENS CAN'T QUARREL CRAZILY

45. I CANNOT BEAR TO SEE A BEAR

BEAR DOWN UPON A HARE.

WHEN BARE OF HAIR HE STRIPS THE HARE,

RIGHT THERE I CRY, "FORBEAR!"

46. WHEN A DOCTOR FALLS ILL ANOTHER DOCTOR DOCTOR'S

THE DOCTOR. DOES THE DOCTOR DOCTORING THE DOCTOR

DOCTOR THE DOCTOR IN HIS OWN WAY OR DOES THE

 DOCTOR DOCTORING THE DOCTOR DOCTORS THE DOCTOR IN

THE DOCTOR'S WAY"

47. WHEN A DOCTOR FALLS ILL ANOTHER DOCTOR DOCTOR'S

THE DOCTOR. DOES THE DOCTOR DOCTORING THE DOCTOR

DOCTOR THE DOCTOR IN HIS OWN WAY OR DOES THE

DOCTOR DOCTORING THE DOCTOR DOCTORS THE DOCTOR IN

THE DOCTOR'S WAY"

48. A GAZILLION GIGANTIC GRAPES GUSHED

GRADUALLY GIVING GOPHERS GOOEY GUTS.

49.