#include <stdio.

h>

/* Brotip: Change the global variables for fine tuning!!1 */

int amountOfLulz = 300;

int amountOfExclamationMarks = 400;
double probability_typingError = 0.25;
double probability_releaseShift = 0.333333;
double probability_replaceWithOne = 0.3;
const char * sourceOfRandomBytes = "/dev/urandom";
FILE * fp;

double GenerateDoubleBetween1and0WithRandomMantissa(void) {
double result = 0.0;
unsigned char randombytes[7];
int bit;
fread(randombytes, 1, 7, fp);
for(bit = 0; bit < 52; bit++)
result = (result / 2) + (((double)((randombytes[bit / 8]>>(bit % 8)) &
0x01)) / 2);
return result;
}

int SimulateEvent(double probabilityOfEvent) {

if(GenerateDoubleBetween1and0WithRandomMantissa() < probabilityOfEvent)
return 1;
else
return 0;
}

int main(void) {
int cnt;
fp = fopen(sourceOfRandomBytes, "rb");
for(cnt = 0; cnt < (amountOfLulz*2); cnt++) {
if((cnt % 80) == 0)
printf("\n");
if(SimulateEvent(probability_typingError)) {
} else {
if((cnt%2) == 0)
printf("L");
else
printf("O");
}
}
for(cnt = 0; cnt < amountOfExclamationMarks; cnt++) {
if((cnt % 60) == 0)
printf("\n");
if(SimulateEvent(probability_releaseShift)) {
if(SimulateEvent(probability_replaceWithOne)) {
if(SimulateEvent(probability_releaseShift))
printf("o");
else
printf("O");
if(SimulateEvent(probability_releaseShift))
printf("n");
else
printf("N");
if(SimulateEvent(probability_releaseShift))
printf("e");
 else
printf("E");
} else {
printf("1");
}
} else {
printf("!");
}
}
printf("\n\n");
fclose(fp);
}

/*
Some example output:

OLOLOLLOLOLOOOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLLLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOOOLOOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLOLLOL
OOLLOLOOLOLOLOLLOOLOOLOLOLOLLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLO
OLOLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLLOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLLOLOOLOLOLLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLLOOLLLLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
OLOLOLOLOOLOLLLLOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLO
LOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLLOLOLOO
1!!!!!!!OneONe1!!!!11!!!!ONE!!!!!1!1!!ONeONe!!!!!111!!1OnE1!1!1ONEonE!1ONE!1!!
!!1ONe1!1!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!ONE1!1OnE!!ONE!!!!!!!11!!!!11!oNe11!!1!!1
1!!!1!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!1!!1!!ONe!1!111!1ONE!!!ONE11!!!!1!!!1
!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!ONE1!!1111!!!!1!!!!!oNE!!!onEoNE!!!!!!!!!1oNe!!!!!1!!!
!!oNE!111!oNE!11!!1!!OnE1!!!1!!!!!!!!!oNE!!!1!!!!!11!!1!!OnE!!!!One1!!!!
!One!1ONE!!!oNe1!1!!!1!oNE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!ONe!!!!11ONE!!!1!OnE!!!1
1!!!!11!1!oNE!!1!!!!!!!1!!1!oNE!!!!1!!1!1!1ONE

LOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOOLLOLOOLOLOOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOOOLLOOOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOOLLO
OLLOLOOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLLOLOOLLLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLO
OOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOOOLOOOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOOLOLOOLLOLOLOLO
OOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOOOOOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOLLO
LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOOLOLLLOLLO
LOLOOLLOLOLOOLOLOOOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLLLLOLO
LOOOLOLOLOLLLLOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOO
!!!!!OnE!ONeONE1oNe!!1111!1OnE1!!ONE!!1!!!!OneONeONe!!1!!1!!!!!!!1!OnE!!!11onE!!!!
11!!!!!11!!One!!1ONE1ONe!!!!!oNE!!One11!1!OnE!!11!!1!!!!ONE!!!!!!!1!!1!!oNE!
!!oNE!!11!!ONE!ONE!!OnE!!!!11111!ONE!!11!!11!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!1
!!1!!!OnEONE!!!!!!11oNe!oNE1!!1oNE!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!ONe!!!!!!ONE
!!!1!!!!11!onE1!!1!1onE!1!!1oNe!!1!1!!!!!1!!!!!!oNe1!ONE!!!!!!!!1!1OnE!!
!!1!1!!ONEONE!!1!!!!!!!!!onE!1!!1!!1onE!1!!!1!!1!!!!ONE1ONE!!!!11!oNE!OnE1!!
!!1!!ONE!!!!!1!ONE!11!!!1!11!!oNE!!11!ONE!1!!ONe1!

LOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOLOO
LOLOOLOLOLOLLOLLLLOOLLLOLOLOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLLO
LLLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOOLOOLOOLLOLOLOOLOLLLOLL
LOLOLOLLOLLLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLLOOLLOOLOLLOOLOOLLOLOLO
OLOLOOOLLOLOOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOO
LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOOOLLOLOLOLOOLOOOLOOLOLO
LLOLLOLLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOOLOLOOLO
LOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOOLOOLOOLOLOLO
!1!!!!onE!1!!11!!11!oNE!!ONE!!1!1!!!!oNe!!!!!!!1!!11!1!!!!ONE!!1!!!!!ONE
1ONE!!!!ONEoNe!!!1!ONe1!!1!!!!!1!ONe1!!!!1!!!!!1!!1ONE1!!11!!OnEONE!!oNE!ONEONE!!!
!1!!!!ONe!ONE!11!!!ONE!ONE!!ONe!!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!onE!!1!!!!!!1ONE111!!!1
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