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Crokcrokcrok hurtdeer

Absolute Uncertainty

Pteron Press 2011


Absolute Uncertainty, and illustration:
(c) Max Peake

Edited by Timo Tuhkanen

Pteron Press 2011


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it will sell like ''hot'' ''cakes''

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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Set up a "twitter
profile", now am "tweeting". not sure why
i have done these things, it feels
important somehow 17 Nov //*Favorite*
<#> //*Retweet* <#> //*Reply* <#> Back
to top at' wholemealmusic Wholemeal
Music /by crokcrokcrok/ Listen to
Hurtdeer's mix from last weekend's At
Home With Wholemeal -
http://soundcloud.com/wholemeal-
music/at-home-with-hurtdeer 16 Nov
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hurtdeer i went outside;;; i saw a man
slapping a lamp post while talking on the
phone. for some reason it made me feel
better about today 17 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer not really "feeling"
existence at the minute, might cancel
my subscription 17 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush
/by crokcrokcrok/ go to a bar and
INTENTIONALLY spill your drink all over
yourself and dont even give a fuck. know,
FEEL, that shame is an illusion.#LifeHacks
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Wood_Thrush similar; possibly some
sort of dual identity issue but
essentially we share the same physical
form and psycological build 17 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer scar 'terrible' into
your right arm, so when people ask how
you are doing, simply pull back your
sleeve and give them a "look" #LifeHacks

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18 Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer its winter and
winter demands 170+bpm breakcore out
of me:
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/nymphol
epsy #nowlistentomysong 18 Nov
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hurtdeer make a ramshackle totem pole
for your front yard by launching all of
your possessions through your window
#LifeHacks 18 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer spent
all day completely unable to write
music, considering a new passion, perhaps
repeatedly bashing my head in with a
doorframe 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@SRN_lol well will you collect my totem
pole? by which i mean pile of garbage on
a front lawn which neighbours are
complaining about 19 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer brendlewhat brendle what /by
crokcrokcrok/ im trying to write a
socially conscious rap but can't figure
out a rhyme for malthus 19 Nov
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hurtdeer Walk around screaming like a
baboon; you will scare many, but the
"right" people will be impressed by your
audacity and love you #LifeHacks 19
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> brendle what
crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Stay permanently
intoxicated, watch how much your
quality of life improves #LifeHacks #hgs
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer talk to/befriend
animals, go gay on command, construct
massive diamond statues in their honour
#thingsgirlswantboystodo 19 Nov
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hurtdeer uphold a firm belief in
epiphenomenalism as a "fact of human
behavior", but not in "a dick-headed
way" #thingsgirlswantboystodo 19 Nov
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hurtdeer completely disregard the
"myth" of gender and render our vision
of ourselves as perfect androgynous
beings of light #thingsgirlswantboystodo 19
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @eggo_addict i feel like
the luckiest man who ever tweeted 19
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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Cory Doctorass /by crokcrokcrok/
#boringprequels A Bunch of Mohicans 19
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer #boringprequels Enlisting
Private Ryan 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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Doctorass crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@AngusSecondLine 1) no i wont 2) i am
trying :( 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#boringprequels The House on the
Picturesque Hill 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#boringprequels The 10-year old Virgin
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok thats not
boring, its hot 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer spent
countless money time and planning
towards building a supermassive
underground machine, in the search of
tiny particles #becauseofhoes 19 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #boringprequels

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Daydream on Elm Street 19 Nov
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hurtdeer #boringprequels Reasonable
Me 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush
/by crokcrokcrok/ #boringprequels
College Sluts Humiliated #1-7 (CSH 8 is
the only one worth watching and we all
know it) 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@AngusSecondLine i love you too
brother, now make some more music and
stop getting gay on my tweets (and
start getting gay on my teets) 19 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #boringprequels
Loud Hill 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the kiss
is a useful arguing technique and can
be employed at any time to give you
the upper hand. also works in fights
#LifeHacks 19 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Never
clean up after yourself. Eventually time
+ man's own tendency towards self-
destruction will do the job for you
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
destroyed a month long non-creative rut
with fast+stupid spazzy sounds
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/i-hate-
it-here #nowlistentomysong 20 Nov
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hurtdeer *writes an article called
"understanding talent", uses biege/white
gradient word art as title* 20 Nov
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hurtdeer wake every morning out of
your bed, catching yourself in the middle

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of slamming your head against a
desk/wall and swearing #ohjustlikeme 20
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Rolo Caramello /by crokcrokcrok/ bran
chex make you poop enormous poop. in
training for the pooplympics. 20 Nov
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hurtdeer @ @tom_wholemeal as if your
family has a 1000 rude beats. who do
you think i was bargaining with? Clyde
Stubblefield? 20 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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Caramello Astrophilia Hazel /by
crokcrokcrok/ It's time for Animaniacs/and
we're zany to the max/social strata's
full of gaps/until the capitalist
collapse/we're animaniacs #marxtoons
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#fourlokoingredients a truck, a busy
motorway, a gun, and peyote 21 Nov
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//*Reply* <#> A>> Hazel crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer prove manhood by self-inflicting
a wound resulting in severe blood loss,
but able to pass 48 hours without
fainting #thingsgirlswantboystodo 21 Nov
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hurtdeer @Wood_Thrush practice. i
can manage a week now. Only hurdles
left are breaking out of the "friend
zone" and not giving into "murderous
lust" 21 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer getting
good at tying my tweets down to the
exact maximum number of letters
allowed.
hglkaijfjghaljfalhgaaeihdldjhadhadoihghljzc
hghaghheghgi 21 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@Wood_Thrush i would hate to "third
wheel" your situation. might scream at

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my dick/balls for a little while instead 21
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @Wood_Thrush sorry i'm
saving it for a concept album i'm working
on (uncomfortable with releasing that
particular track out of context) 21 Nov
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hurtdeer 7/4 broken reggae beats i
made ages ago:
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/other-
peoples-problems-vs it rules
#nowlistentomysong #dubstep 21 Nov
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Horton Atonto /by crokcrokcrok/ RIP
Dobby you piece of shit...live by the gun,
die by the gun. 20 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@ItsDings just keep asking her if it's okay
and she's happy with this and once
every so often she may twitch
consentingly 21 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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Horton Atonto simonpegg Simon Pegg /by
crokcrokcrok/ I don't believe in anything I
can't summon with the aid of a chalk
pentangle, six candles and a virgin. 20
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer hedonism
#thingsthatshouldbeoutofstyle 21 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ryanpequin
probably a balance to how falsely
pleasant/sycophantic they are to the
people they're forced to meet imho 21
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hurtdeer the negative connotations that
come with saying "i like steampunk novels"
and "i'm a stalker"
#thingsthatshouldbeoutofstyle 21 Nov
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hurtdeer @ryanpequin i did almost add
that, but then i thought, wait, i'll never
meet these people, and i'm about to say
dick things about them 21 Nov
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hurtdeer @ryanpequin also hi! three
word phrase owns and has "improved my
day" on several "occasions" 21 Nov
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hurtdeer just discovered that i am
immortal. commited suicide but woke up
in argentina. need directions to nearest
british embassy #hgs 21 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@ryanpequin i keep refreshing topatoco
for a president bird beanie hat to
purchase and yet, nothing 21 Nov
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer killed myself again in hope that
i would wake up elsewhere. no luck. still
stuck in Sante Fe. my wallet has been
stolen from my corpse. #hgs 21 Nov
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hurtdeer @Wood_Thrush absurdity of
life too awful to endure but too
fascinating to quit. being immortal is ok. i
might sleep on a road, scare people 21
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hurtdeer realised that there is a
twitter tag for my condition! i'm not
alone! #immortality #hgs 21 Nov
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hurtdeer @AllNightDiner hi microwave.
nice to be reminded of+look at
microwaving.net good website 21 Nov
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hurtdeer wat was up wit u last nite u
got drnk and all u were sayin is "hail
gay satan" over n over. is somethin
up?call me #ignoredtextmessages #hgs

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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer max help my
country h8s me thought being 1st black
pres wud be cool but really
hard+stressful. need someone 2 talk 2
#ignoredtextmessages 21 Nov
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hurtdeer hi max. former pm g. brown
here. got ur number from BO. heard
rumours about the size of ur "thing"
would like 2 see it
#ignoredtextmessages 21 Nov
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hurtdeer wife upset cause i destroyed
lamp+tv + hit her. y dont u respond to
my txts? :( -GB #ignoredtextmessages
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serafinowicz Peter Serafinowicz /by
crokcrokcrok/ "Last Christmas, I gave you
my heart, But the very next day, I
died." 21 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer couldn't
convince embassy what happened to me
was "real". so i hung myself in their
office. Going to return in 48 hours
#immortality #hgs 22 Nov //*Favorite*
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Peter Serafinowicz crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer meanwhile might wonder
outside Santa Fe and go through the
"experience" of being mauled by
cougars. could be interesting
#immortality #hgs 22 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush
/by crokcrokcrok/ Wake up, shave my
bush and eat a giant cake up, whyd i go
and pee upon the table, maybe cause im
mentally unstable, #hgs 21 Nov
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hurtdeer @Gorgie_Porgie you either
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look at a tree and go, "holy shit, that
owns" (something i do every day) 22 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer wish i hadn't only
just discovered my immortality, bet
telling people about the 1700s or
whatever would have got me hella laid
#immortality 22 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer italtek ITAL TEK /by
crokcrokcrok/ Bringing a chocolate cake
to a party of people on K was never
going to go down that well I guess 21
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hurtdeer @Gorgie_Porgie it was re:
what you said to @Wood_Thrush
about his nature pictures 22 Nov
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hurtdeer yoooo max its ur girl
beyonce... what u up 2 tonite?
#ignoredtextmessages 22 Nov
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ #rememberwhen [thing from
my childhood that only people from my
own age group would give a shit about]
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #rememberwhen
we were too young to have any real
concept of memory and were still
enthralled by the present 22 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @Wood_Thrush
humans are able to remember things
before they become properly "aware" of
memory and its nostalgic/escapist
qualities. imo. 22 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@Wood_Thrush ie a baby will probably
remember that fire = hot but probably
won't sit around staring into space over

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first memory of fire 22 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer kcgeep kc green /by
crokcrokcrok/ today's gunship is a big
boat that drives around but in the
water http://bit.ly/c2Q7fm it water
drives bbbllblblblblblbbblbl 22 Nov
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hurtdeer @Wood_Thrust i have been
daydreaming about combining arson with
children and so its on the mind 22 Nov
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hurtdeer "wood thrust" 22 Nov
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hurtdeer @Wood_Thrush it was a typo.
i can't come up with even low calibur
burns like that alone due to a complete
lack of imagination/self-worth 22 Nov
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Helo /by crokcrokcrok/ Shocking! Look
here to see who favorited HITLER's
tweets... You'll be amazed at what you
see! Your favorite celebs, exposed 22
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hurtdeer i enjoy cool weird sprite
http://twitpic.com/392ww1 22 Nov
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//*Reply* <#> A>> Helo crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer plan to return to embassy
failed, woke up in Bordeaux after most
recent suicide. A lot of terrified french
here #immortality 22 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
http://soundcloud.com/krest/finger-fuck
lol 22 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer wrote
music instead of going to sleep:
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/cliffside
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @tom_wholemeal

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there's something wrong with my
facebook/my connection/my computer/my
life 23 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
intimidating spider on wall. not normally
scared of them but this one has been
pointing at me and whispering "cunt" for
hours 23 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer got a
gig in london this friday
http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=
24&t=170876&start=0 come watch me to
play aaajhohe #hurtdeer 24 Nov
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hurtdeer @serafinowicz The power of
goverment spending cuts compels you to
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swing around on
uppers and downers like a psychological
see-saw #4yearplan 24 Nov
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hurtdeer #thankful that i've never been
in a fight that hasn't ended in the
awkward exploration each other's bodies
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #thankful that
satan protects me #hgs 25 Nov
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hurtdeer gloomy is sunday / on forums i
spend it all / my seat and i / have
decided to end it all #brendlesongs 25
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green /by crokcrokcrok/ i'm thankful for
AN EXTRA SPECIAL GUNSHOW
THANKSGIVING COMIC
http://bit.ly/gq2YGl eat a god damned
turky today 25 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer charging
horses into students/teenagers is cool, i

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admire the uk police for their
humanitarian/socially valuable qualities
#ihateithere 25 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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green crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i sat myself
today / to see if i still feel / i focus on
my chair / the only thing that's real
#brendlesongs 25 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer kirstiblips Kirsti Weir /by
crokcrokcrok/ peas RT Check out
null+void's profile on Mixcloud.com
mixcloud.com/nullandvoidblo aE¦ via
@mixcloud 25 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer spam
mail i just got: it's just cool! have a
cool penis\\! 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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Weir crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #thankful
that i've made it to 100 tweets
#thankful to be a complete failure
finding employment and sleeping so i
could do this #thankful 26 Nov
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hurtdeer does my paranoia make me
creepy?? or is it my insecurity??? 26
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hurtdeer @ingwit you should scan that
right away imho 26 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer kcgeep kc green /by
crokcrokcrok/ Kevin Chris Green died
today from slipping on an uncooked
hotpocket and falling head first into an
oncoming truck driven by an illiterate. 26
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hurtdeer @ingwit i feel my constant
desire to sandwich myself between two
gigantititties is a blessing/curse,
interested in how this develops for you
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #thankful that i

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got to lick God, even though now
whenever i speak, glass shatters and
men break down crying within a 30km
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@tiger_bro first world guilt is a first
world privilege 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer tree_bro Helo /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok all our
problems are #firstworldproblems 26 Nov
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hurtdeer deliberately allowed myself to
get hit by a truck, using last ounce of
remaining energy to tweet
#firstworldproblems 26 Nov //*Favorite*
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Helo crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@Sonichu_CWC followed purely based
on modest mouse themed name/info, like
the band, feeling "one dimensional" about
my decisions tonight 26 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer fighting
overwhelming almost fetishistic urge to
dress up like gorilla, climb a lamppost,
and grunt at onlookers
#firstworldproblems 26 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer relived
yesterday groundhog day style about
47 times, compulsive habits made me do
the same thing every go
#firstworldproblems 26 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer tree_bro Helo /by
crokcrokcrok/ "I am a Bjork. I am from
Iceland" ~ Simon&Garfunkel feat. Bjork
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan fact: swans
ruled Croatia for a period between
1540-1563, signalling a rare 23 years of
prosperity for the nation 26 Nov
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hurtdeer swan fact: first plans for the
combustion engine was drawn up by
swans, however their calculations were
way off due to them being dumb birds 26
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hurtdeer swan fact: most prestigious UK
restaurants will grant you a free bottle
of red wine if you enter the premises
with a leashed swan 26 Nov
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hurtdeer swan fact: a very little known
fact, but swans and geese are actually
the same animal 26 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan
fact: swans are the only creatures who
look good in a bikini, besides women and
small dogs 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan
fact: hitler's swan was called
"Charlà tte" 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan
fact: also, "Charlà tte", Hitler's swan,
was, in fact, Jewish. But this was not
"talked about" 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan
fact: The reason you'll never see more
than one swan is because there has only
ever been one swan, who is God,
observing his creation 26 Nov
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hurtdeer swan face: yours. you have a
swan face. haha owned 26 Nov
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ swan fact: the so-called
"swan song" is actually the chorus to
disco classic "Sing A Song" by Earth
Wind and Fire, slowed to half speed 26
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>

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hurtdeer swan fact: swans cannot fly in
the traditional sense, but they have an
extraordinary sense of willpower than
can defy even physics 26 Nov
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ swan fact: mute swans
(Cygnus olor) are star trek fans, but
tundra swans (Cygnus columbianus) prefer
star wars 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan
fact: baby swans are actually born fully
grown, and literally burst out of the skin
of their mother, killing her instantly 26
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan fact: some
famous swans include Allen Ginsberg, Karl
Urban, Ayn Rand, John Major and Lee
Evans 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan
fact: Thomas Jefferson was not, as many
believe, a swan. That was simply his
"fursona" 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer swan
fact: unlike most birds, swans aren't of
the family Birdidae, but classified as
"Fck1FUCKgay", due to a drunk but
respected Taxonomist 26 Nov
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hurtdeer swan fact: the "swan song" was
actually originally sung by snakes 26 Nov
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hurtdeer swan fact: swan tears can be
sold for 20,000g Romania. However, it is
hard to make a one cry (calling it an
ugly trash goblin usually works) 26 Nov
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happn_in_trendr Happn.in Trendsetter
/by crokcrokcrok/ @crokcrokcrok You

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just set the trend for 'red wine' on
@happn_in_london |
http://happn.in/london/26nov10-04pm/ 26
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ swan fact: although swans
are excellent listeners, and claim to
love you and care about you, they all
laugh about you when you're not
around 26 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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Happn.in Trendsetter crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer swan fact: 9/10 swans agree
that "high" and "low" concepts of art
are false constructs and that Mozart
today is as derivative as Ke$ha, honk 26
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tree_bro Helo /by crokcrokcrok/ To be
a real wizard...this were many a boi's
dream...mine had come true, all thanks to
IRC 27 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i have
the biggest muscles / coolest attitude
/ most agreeable demeanour / longest
ween out of any of you
#thingswecanallagreeon 27 Nov
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hurtdeer @tree_bro lucky.....longing for a
shorter ween, no longer willing to bear
the burden of responsibility anymore, it's
too much 27 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush
/by crokcrokcrok/ [genre1] is talentless
drivel. real [artist] [produce] [work] in
[genre2], a form which, by nature,
fosters creativity and rewards novelty
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer find a beautiful
wedding ceremony and plow your car
into it #lifehacks 27 Nov //*Favorite*
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Wood Thrushcrokcrokcrok hurtdeer

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almost at 1:1 followers/following ratio.
imagine reaching target will make me
"satisfied" or the closest emotionally-
stunted approximation 27 Nov
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hurtdeer buy a gun. point it at people
and it will make them do cool things you
ask them to do #lifehacks 27 Nov
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hurtdeer you can literally eat
whatever #lifehacks 27 Nov
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hurtdeer avoid awkward complexities in
socialising by memorising Family Guy
quotes or doing a bad Cartman voice
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hurtdeer kcgeep kc green /by
crokcrokcrok/ local man caught punching
ducks. police arrived at the scene and
just watched him for a good 20 minutes.
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hurtdeercrokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@marmalade more or less, with varying
degrees of humour and coherency
(between a ratio of 0 to 0.4) 28 Nov
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hurtdeer #ifmymomhadatwitter i
wouldn't curb my suicide-related jokes
but dinner back home would get more
"awkward" 28 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer sleeping
with barbed wire around my neck /
chanting satan's name / praying for
death #becauseofjustin 28 Nov
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hurtdeer #wikileaks fresh!!! unseen
footage of tony blair + gordon brown
engaged in passionate kiss!!! brown walks
away w/ geniuine warm smile 28 Nov
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hurtdeer #wikileaks nick clegg lights
cigar with AL50 note, laughs 28 Nov
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hurtdeer predictions for future
#wikileaks : the mystery of love, a list of
Tupac's recent pseudonyms, the secret
of N.I.M.H. 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Slabs_ L. Ron Swanson /by
crokcrokcrok/ I have not released a
stand up comedy DVD for Christmas. Am
I the only one? 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
considering abandoning last remnants of
social life and becoming a full-time
internet personality, will let my one
friend know #CyberMonday 29 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer has
#CyberMonday got anything to do with
the singularity? the reason i have an AI
girlfriend is because i DONT want to
ask her about her day 29 Nov
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hurtdeer fun new #CyberMonday
tradition: every one of my followers
transfer AL20/$25 into my paypal
account using high tech "internet banking"
29 Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer looking at my 1:1
followers/following ratio, feeling
"satisfied", or nearest emotionally
stunted approximation of satisfaction 29
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok
"emptiness" 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@Wood_Thrush congratulatons on being

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the subject of my 300th "tweet", 300
tweets in a month, also makes me feel
"satisfied"/empty 29 Nov //*Favorite*
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Wood Thrush Wood_Thrush Wood
Thrush /by crokcrokcrok/ RT
@SarahPalinUSA Inexplicable: Dog say "i
love u" 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer RT
@SarahPalinUSA Inexplicable: birds can
fly so why can't humans fly 29 Nov
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SarahPalinUSA Sarah Palin /by
crokcrokcrok/ Inexplicable: I recently won
in court to stop my book "America by
Heart" from being leaked,but US Govt
can't stop Wikileaks' treasonous act? 29
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hurtdeer RT @SarahPalinUSA
Inexplicable: why a dude would want to
kiss another dude. Why would that
happen 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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Sarah Palin crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i
spend my time deciding what is/isn't art
based around my own personal taste.
while i'm not doing this i like to eat my
crap (artistically) 29 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i avoid
listening to other people's music because
i mistake inspiration for corruption
#idiotartist 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i don't
talk about my work to anybody because
i mistake friendly analysis for pigeon-
holing and get irrationally angry
#idiotartist 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i am a
genius before my time because it's been
20 years and people are still not that
into my pictures of dogs with boners
#idiotartist 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
incapable of making friends other than
those who are too busy talking about
themselvesto notice that all i talk about
is myself #idiotartist 29 Nov
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hurtdeer why am i in the furries list??
my only fetishes are meaningful+romantic
long relationships and violent bloodlust
#hgs 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer mind
you i did once let a horse kick me in the
face and it was exciting as hell before
the dizziness/blood loss consumed me
#amiafurry 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i should
probably be in some cool music
producers list, probably alienating my
fans with "bad jokes" about "bloodlust"
though 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer frankly
in awe that i'm not in more lists about
funny/cool/hot/talented people. use
your computers please #CyberMonday
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer whoops toppled
myself into the arrogance zone too
hard. now i'm staring into a mirror and
crying 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer staring
into mirror + crying evolved into staring
into mirror + laughing. wondering if i'm
"going mad", threw toiletries everywhere
to check 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
toothbrushes everywhere placated me
for a while, wasn't enough so
headbutted mirror into little pieces.
Feeling good now 29 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer didn't
pick up toiletries from floor. arranged
them all to say "FUCK!!!!" hope people i
live with are more amused than worried
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer washing machine
keeps telling me to "calm down" and "not
to worry about these hallucinations" but
what the hell does a washing machine
know 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer okay
pretty sure hallucinated sentient
washing machine has begun flirting with
me. feeling awkward 29 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@Wood_Thrush the dryer is still talking
to me too but doing a bad woody allen
impersonation. seems out of character. i
may need help 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer washing
machine keeps touching my privates with
its door. its voice is worryingly pitching
up and down between genders. feeling
mega awkard 29 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer clearly
being listed in "furries" has gotten to me.
tried to run out of house but now i'm
falling down an infinite pit of despair 29
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hurtdeer starting to black out. seeing
visions of God. He's wearing a crocodile
fursuit and has my face. more awkward
now goddamnit black out already 29 Nov
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hurtdeer just woke up. been lying in a
dumpster. kind of far from home. actually
more comfortable than my bed so i might
stay here tonight 30 Nov //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
dumpster i'm sleeping in is actually full

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of pornography, feeling like tonight won't
be so "lonely" 30 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer because
all you nostalgic escapist bastards
weren't anachronisms back then
#why90srocked 30 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer actually
i take that back, the 90s was total shit
but at least it wasn't the 80s
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i want
santa to plough his sleigh through my
window, trampling + crushing me
#decemberwish 30 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer BevisSimpson Tony homo /by
crokcrokcrok/ Yeah dad? I should get a
job?? Maybe if you didn't spend so much
time at YOUR job I wouldn't have
morphed into a genderqueer spirit
animal 30 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer short
men have feelings, but it roughly stands
around the same level as slugs, so, who
cares #omgfacts 30 Nov //*Favorite*
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Tony homo crokcrokcrok hurtdeer it is
impossible for women to date short men
without it being based on some sort of
maternity issues / Oedipus complex
#omgfacts 30 Nov //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer short
men can sustain themselves on three
meals a month, consisting of a fine diet
of leaves, walnuts and milk #omgfacts 30
Nov //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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MarinasDiamonds Marina &The Diamonds
/by crokcrokcrok/ Why is PETA always
objectifying women in name of "sexy,
vegan provocation"? They are an
embarrassment of a charity
http://twitpic.com/3b6do8 29 Nov

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hurtdeer someone give me a job. here
are my talents: musical, reliable,
confident liar, able to keep hallucinations
under control, needs money 30 Nov
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer a mix i did for
dubsnbreaks awhile ago it's nice: RT
Knowledge | Guest mix: HURTDEER
http://bit.ly/8XU9Jt 30 Nov
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hurtdeer now i'm in the football list as
well as the furries list, hoping i can
weird out both demographics; pisswank
pisswank hail gay satan #hgs 1 Dec
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hurtdeer #HowDoYouKnow what gender
you are? i've been studying my
prick/balls for hours. inconclusive results
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hurtdeer #wenottogether because
during sex you used to violently scream
and cough up blood, and it disappointed
you that i was "okay" with it 1 Dec
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hurtdeer oh boy!! december the 1st!!
snow!! christmas cheer!!! *charges down
oxford street naked* 1 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer ABigBagOfKeys
OFFICIAL_ABBOK /by crokcrokcrok/
where in the world is Julian Assange???
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hurtdeer sprouted a screaming female
head out of right shoulder. would be
kind of attractive if it wasn't
screaming/connected to me
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OFFICIAL_ABBOK crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
screaming lady head detached, sprouted

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tiny helicopter blades and flew out of
my window. Confused/i will miss
her/should i see a doctor 1 Dec
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hurtdeer made myself an advent
calender this year, all the door filled
with blood and recordings of children
screaming. i love christmas 1 Dec
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hurtdeer wait it's spelled calendar?
darrrr? that's retarded i hate english 1
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Tony homo /by crokcrokcrok/
#gogurttested Just tested my gogurt
and it contained abnormally high levels of
the great yogurt taste I love, on the
Go 1 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer discovery of my
own immortality. i guess i'll get to see
the sun burn out though. that'll be tight
#2010disappointments #immortality 2 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @AllNightDiner i
didnt really understand any part of
that sentence except "dipshit" and "fag"
sorry 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer forgot
to "motorboat" some breasts this
decade #2010disappointments
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer my
magna opus Hurtdeer album (concept
album based on '95 film "Clueless") still in
works, should have been done by now
#2010disappointments 2 Dec
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hurtdeer still not been written into an
anime. i don't care what anime. any anime
is fine. i want to be a fucking anime
#2010disappointments 2 Dec

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U;;OS OLO'O+U /by crokcrokcrok/ My
#2010disappointments will be released
12/2 by Guardian/NYT in conjunction
w/ Julian Assange. The file is 8 times
the size of #Cablegate 2 Dec
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hurtdeer my odd sense of humour hasn't
lost me friends/ruined my career in
music/gotten me killed yet
#2010disappointments 2 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer have you been
waking up weeks later, in your local
park, naked apart from a single morgue
tag on your toe? #gogettested 2 Dec
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hurtdeer 69 followers!!! we can end this
shitty decade now #2010victories 2 Dec
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Ryan Pequin /by crokcrokcrok/ one more
strip up because WHATEVER
http://www.threewordphrase.com/lets.htm
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ Hey @crokcrokcrok is the
famous crok from fyad. if you arent
following him you're fucking retrarded 2
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Ryan Pequin
crokcrokcrok hurtdeer desperately
working out how to follow myself, fear of
being retarded is directing my thoughts
into the "nightmare zone" 2 Dec
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//*Reply* <#> A>> Wood Thrush fart jon
/by crokcrokcrok/ @ @Wood_Thrush
crok is a small greasy chav with
cornrows 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer even
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funny comeback to being insulted by a
professional forum administrator
#2010disappointments 2 Dec
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hurtdeer holy fuck 8 followers out of
nowhere!!! my self esteem gained like 50
levels!! now i'm at "maybe i should eat
today" 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@tree_bro i was aware it was probably
from that. should have alluded to it
more in last tweet. i fucked up. gonna lie
down on the floor 2 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
floor is cold but welcomes the embrace
of the sad greasy chav, and his drippy
wet cornrows 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer all my
life's disappointments are flashing before
my eyes, 90% of which are twitter
based???? jesus christ 2 Dec
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hurtdeer my greasy cornrows are "dr.
octopussing" again, never sure if this is
an hallucination or not but i need to
find my taser 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer slander
against my hobbies/appearance on
twitter is frankly becoming too much, i
wish my comforting fursuit wasn't at the
dryers 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer AlmightyBoob AlmightyBob /by
crokcrokcrok/ lmao at anyone who thinks
what wikileaks is doing is wrong I WISH
TO BE LIED TO BY MY
GOVERNMENT!!! 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer glopdemon Glop DemoniusX
/by crokcrokcrok/ Who cares if the
world hates us for invading Iraq on false
premises but god forbid they find out

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state dept employees think Sarkozy's a
dick 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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AlmightyBob AllNightDiner baby felipè /by
crokcrokcrok/ imagine how cool a fursuit
would be actually. your own personal
home you can take w/ you like a
turtle's shell. never be nervous again. 2
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Glop DemoniusX
crokcrokcrok hurtdeer wondering if
running this twitter could affect my
"career", "future" or people's
"perceptions of me", frightened+scared 2
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> baby felipè kcgeep kc
green /by crokcrokcrok/ computer,
launch the j-pop probe. we'll fill the
soundless void of space with music once
and for all 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
fartspring.piss
http://www.formspring.me/Hurtdeer 2
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> kc green crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer lol if youre not following
funnypeople @Wood_Thrush @tiger_bro
@ruterger @RobertCurran @ItsDings
@itsjohncampbell 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer re: not
tiger_bro, i mean @tree_bro i can't
keep up with this shit 2 Dec
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hurtdeer also @TheRooder has "cool
tweets", enjoying "twitter" generally
more than past incarnation of self would
have predicted 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer TheRooder Rooder /by
crokcrokcrok/ TEACH ME HOW TO
FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT W/
TWITTER. THEY WILL KNOW ME BY
THE TRAIL OF THE TWOTE 2 Dec
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hurtdeer @TheRooder @tree_bro
used to be tiger_bro, perhaps one day
he will return to his former glory when
fate/our Lord tiger_god calls him 2
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Rooder crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer god bless our lord satan and
his blessed AIM tag WeedBro69 and holy
ICQ number 6666666 #hgs 2 Dec
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Rooder /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@crokcrokcrok MIGHTY CAT DEITY
BROUGHT PROSPERITY BACK TO
NOVA SCOTIAN SOIL... LAYED DOWN
PROUD ROAR AND BROUGHT BACK COD
FISHERY 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer can't
wait for the return of our Lord holiest
of holy tiger_god. :3 :3 :3 my faith is
divine :3 :3 :3 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Rooder crokcrokcrok hurtdeer *puts on
the consecrated fursuit of faith and
commences chanting the celestial yiff* :3
:3 :3 blessed are thou tiger_god :3 :3 :3
2 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S08Rni
hwIg&feature=related runs through my
head #thoughtsduringsex 2 Dec
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hurtdeer reminder that music is "the
main thing i do"
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/yell-
curious #nowlistentomysong 2 Dec
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MatthewEyre Matthew Eyre /by
crokcrokcrok/ Rumour has it England's
World Cup bid was scuppered by
Gazza's last-minute appearance in
Zurich with a chicken and fishing rod
#england2018 2 Dec //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer posted
my old formspring up, literally only
question i got was terrible and obvious,
let's try again
http://www.formspring.me/Hurtdeer 3
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Matthew Eyre
crokcrokcrok hurtdeer literally overusing
the word literally is literally the best
thing that i've literally gained out of
life, obviously 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer NICE
HOMO #coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer FUCK OMEN
#coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer HI HI HI
HI #coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer FLLW CROK
#coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer ANIM
EMAN #coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer WOAH COOL
#coolknuckletattos 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer NINT
ENDO #coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer COOL BLOG
#coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer IGOT
BONR #coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec
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hurtdeer today is introduce your
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGzrL8
J0t-c 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer if you
don't have a girlfriend/are into
dudes/then introduce yourself to
merzbow+play his music loud with the
window open all day 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@tom_wholemeal that owns, i want it on
my wall 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer didn't
die from sex overdose
#2010disappointments 3 Dec
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RobertCurran Robert Curran /by
crokcrokcrok/ this friday only follow
@crokcrokcrok 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer CHAV
WARS #coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer DUBS TEP?
#coolknuckletattoos 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer thinking
about starting an underground
animals/children-only fight club. cross off
the one you find more offensive & then
question yr values 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
rules have now changed. the first rule
of animal/child fight club is @TheRooder
will face a coyote in glorious battle,
every week 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
second rule of animal/child fight club is
that masturbation is restricted to the
designated pervert corner 3 Dec
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hurtdeer the third rule of animal/child
fight club is no geese allowed, fuck off
dumb dickhead birds 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
fourth rule about animal/child fight club
is animals have to wear little sailor
outfits and children much dress up like
rambo 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the fifth
rule of animal/child fight club is talk
about it!!! talk about it a lot!!! tell your
friends as much as possible 3 Dec
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hurtdeer my twitter is kind of like the
movie "speed", if i don't get at least
two retweets a day i will curl up into
a corner and babble 3 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon holy shit 20?? i bet
living life in such high tension makes you
feel so... alive 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon thanks for making me
aware of this website, my ego is literally
getting stroked so hard it's developing a
rash 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@tree_bro every one who retweets me
is cool, i love my clan of retweeting
brothers and satan loves them too 3
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer extranapkins
Steve /by crokcrokcrok/ a giant room
filled with 10000 toasters with every kind
of poptart in them and they all pop at
the same time #itstheteenlife 2 Dec
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hurtdeer @dirtyputa clothing is a false
notion of pride that leads to mental
corruption. everyone should be naked
unless theyre fat/gross/have dicks 3

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Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Steve crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer constantly talking about working
on "the album", has three songs but too
embarassed to show anyone #idiotartist
3 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer angry at popular
artist's cats with boners series for being
derivative/childish, my dogs with boners
collection is far superior #idiotartist 3
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer *plays guitar before sex*
#idiotartist 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
somebody pay me  20,000k a year to
exist thanks in advance 3 Dec
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Colin Holter /by crokcrokcrok/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2buu
ZgjKUo&feature=player_embedded#! 1
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer had a dream where a friend
had murdered somebody, bought the
body around to mine while a party was
happening, got very "situational comedy"
3 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer also had a dream
where i was a 12, in an apocalyptic land,
bandits everywhere trying to kill me, and
my parents had turned into birds 3 Dec
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hurtdeer by "a 12" i meant 12 years old,
it was a typo rather than a description
of my relative dreamstate
attractiveness 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@tree_bro eventually i found a safe
bunker, managed to gain a laptop
somehow, and become a superstar dj

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among the 16 people who lived there 3
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer @pyriphlegethon re: being hot
sometimes the burden of such great
responsibility can become too much, too
heavy on my shoulders 3 Dec
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hurtdeer it gets uncomfortable with
walking outside, unless i hide my
features women and gay men just pile
on top of me like it's the NFL 3 Dec
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer if it came down to it, i would
actually describe my intense
attractiveness as "crippling", i could
probably use it to claim welfare benefits
3 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer question for the
ladies: is my ability to hawk up perfect
effigies of you with my mucus a pro or
a con, re: getting you into bed 3 Dec
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green /by crokcrokcrok/ Typo's Isalnd 3
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer 97 followers, hmm, three more
is all that's needed to upgrade my
chubby buddy into full on b0nertown 3
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> kc green crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer oh wait 101 followers now, shit,
i drove into b0nertown too fast, crashed
into a local petrol station, killed
thousands 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer mydxmproblem fartdog. farting
dog /by crokcrokcrok/ 93.1 FM The
Current, with your host ~Wavey Davey
Tibet!~ [SFX: the sound of a thousand
gasping virgins falling back in fields of
rape] 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer

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reminder that it's introduce your lover
to merzbow friday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGqza
PzrQG8&feature=fvw 3 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @landh0
superfluous k was accidental, still would
accept any quantity between  20k-
20,000k without question 3 Dec
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hurtdeer eating soup that looks like
puke/ tastes like own, polarised
sensations are making me feel
"satisfactory" 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
hallucinating shark fins and tendrils
swimming around the soup, feeling
"pleased" 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer soup is
beckoning me to stick my face into it. the
bowl is way too small though. fucking
dumbass hallucinations 3 Dec
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer hallucinations getting annoying,
a leprechaun is telling me to steal a
tank, it's just clichà horseshit 3 Dec
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hurtdeer aw christ now the visions are
crying and hitting themselves for being
useless, what do i do 3 Dec
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hurtdeer i asked them what i could do,
they said "kill the president", i just sat
down in my chair and buried my head in
my hands 3 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
best part of being vegetarian is taking
your omega 3 supplements quickly
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wonder what medication you're on 4 Dec
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Rooder /by crokcrokcrok/ Not a fan of
these new bus doors that you need to
pee on to open... Fuckin metro transit 4
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer The Ending Story
#boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Rooder rokcrokcrok hurtdeer Mr.
Strangelove (Or How I Did Nothing Much
And Wasn't Really Aware That There
Was A Bomb) #boringmovies 4 Dec
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hurtdeer Synecdoche, Luxembourg
#boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Hawkings
in Love #boringmovies 4 Dec
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hurtdeer Dennis the Autist
#boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer The
Segway Diaries #boringmovies 4 Dec
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hurtdeer MOAR!: The True Story of
4chan #boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Citation
Needed: The Life and Times of Jimmy
Wales #boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Sky
Captain and the World of Warcraft
#boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeercrokcrokcrok hurtdeer Harry
Potter and the Graduation Ceremony
#boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer L.A.R.P:
To Protect and Serve #boringmovies 4

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Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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Rooder /by crokcrokcrok/ There Won't
Be Blood #boringmovies 4 Dec
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hurtdeer The Worriers #boringmovies 4
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Rooder crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer I Kind Of Like Lucy But Can't
Bring Myself To Talk To Her
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Housegate HG-1 #boringmovies 4 Dec
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hurtdeer Dawn of the Day
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Coffee
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hurtdeer Height Club #boringmovies 4
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hurtdeer A Country for Old Men
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
Transgenders: The IMAX Emxperience
#uncomfortablemovies 4 Dec
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hurtdeer emxperience whoops 4 Dec
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hurtdeer It Came From Beneath the
Equator #racistmovies 4 Dec
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Bug Dale /by crokcrokcrok/ Jay and
Silent Bob Are Lowered Into A Volcano
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Die

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Bug Dale crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Sex
and the Titty #coolmovies 4 Dec
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hurtdeer The Human Millipede
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer I Have
No Idea What You Did Last Summer
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Fight
Pub #boringmovies 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i love
you #dumbthingspeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer happiness is the ultimate goal
in living, more important than anything
else #dumbthingspeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer i'm proud of my country
#dumbthingspeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer [art] isn't art, i could do that
#dumbthingspeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer crok, you look better with
your trousers on #dumbthingspeoplesay
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer [thing/idea/person
that exists in an obviously genderless
reality] is sexist #dumbthingspeoplesay
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i'm afraid having
sex with you might ruin our friendship
#dumbthingspeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer i would have enjoyed

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American Psycho if it wasn't an obvious
re-enactment of Bret Easton Ellis' deep-
seated fetishes #thingsdumbpeoplesay 4
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Helo /by crokcrokcrok/ there is nothing
more precious than the sanctity of
human life #dumbthingspeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer music isn't as good as it used
to be #thingsdumbpeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer @tree_bro : korn = bagpipes,
NIN = no bagpipes 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer why
would anyone take drugs?? why would
you want to fuck yourself up like that??
*drinks alcohol* #dumbthingspeoplesay 4
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beuatiful hitler /by crokcrokcrok/ Rubber
Mask is finished http://twitpic.com/3cp8kb
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @acaringgirl that
owns. someone please pay acaringgirl
$1million to make me a music video thanks
in advance 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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beuatiful hitler crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
last tweet; some cool words about my
music + my music; http://bit.ly/fEsJt6
going to bed now; fart bonor 4 Dec
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Verified Burnquist â˜' /by crokcrokcrok/
http://i.am.cool.oleg.lt/comix/cool.png 4
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hurtdeer Front carriage of London tube
trains replaced by screaming giant David
Cameron head #ominousevents 4 Dec
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â˜'crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Public appear
to be conversing normally but all I hear
them say is "touch my balls. Please.
Touch my balls." #ominousevents 4 Dec
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hurtdeer All children pulling dead cats
on leashes for some reason?? London is
an intense city #ominousevents 4 Dec
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hurtdeer Shoreditch makes me
angry/horny 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Is it
"unvegetarian" to fight bears (note: I
fully intend to lose) 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@TheRooder is it possible to get more
pos karma pts through better choice of
animal???; ie lion/hawk/almighty emperor
walrus/locusts 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer TheRooder Rooder /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok crawl
into the belly of a blue whale and
experience anuttara samyak sambodhi 4
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hurtdeer wish i didn't keep sabotaging
conversations with girls by talking about
my nerd fascinations with
satan/heroin/homosexuality/embalming/rp
gs 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @pyriphlegethon
nobody's ever threatened to rape me :(
feeling "unwanted" 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon not entirely sure how
to change inherently bigender ("perfect")
portrait into facsimile girl construct, may
need help 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer

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@admiral_baby i'm guessing the first
three. hail jonesing gay satan #hjgs 4
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @toastbeard enlightenment is
realising the good/evil are meaningless
inventions, and that true living comes
from touching your balls all day 4 Dec
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hurtdeer is it "sociopathic" to murder
self-proclaimed "fashionistas" 4 Dec
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hurtdeer @dirtyputa fat people who
take pride in their appearance will be
allowed to live, i have a soft spot for
nature's most illogical mistakes 4 Dec
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hurtdeer @dirtyputa instead i will put
them into the cobra hole of shame 4
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hurtdeer @dirtyputa i dont understand
personal shame about appearance. i am
the hottest man alive (i wear binbags
and my own shit, ironically) 4 Dec
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hurtdeer
http://kcgreendotcom.com/1001/eyedocto
r1.gif lol cool comic 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer dog_of_flame noel oxford /by
crokcrokcrok/ hey look it's the us media
openly calling for the assassination of a
man
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/201
0/dec/2/assassinate-assange/ 4 Dec
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hurtdeer heroin addicts are a
loathsome pox on humanity / alcoholism
is a disease that we need to fight
#dumbthingspeoplesay 4 Dec
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hurtdeer @tree_bro my point was: one
drug addiction deserves
ridicule+alienation while other drug
addiction deserves
understanding+support. 4 Dec
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hurtdeer everything about the past is
crap #thingsimiss 4 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer another
cool comic
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbu80d
G4tT1qc45nxo1_500.png 4 Dec
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hurtdeer feel genuinely excited about
the future / not particularly interested
in the past; not very good at being "a
depressed person" 4 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer bransonbranson alex b /by
crokcrokcrok/ fuck nostalgia 5 Dec
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hurtdeer desperately want to brutally
kill and eat a unicorn, furious at reality
for denying me this pleasure 5 Dec
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hurtdeer my vagina #thingsimiss 5 Dec
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hurtdeer gonna eat this cool pokemon
lollypop that was given to me by a good
person, pokemon owns and if you
disagree you're a retard (frankly) 5 Dec
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hurtdeer i even know new pokemon on
the front of the package is called
zoroark, i know this because i fucking own
5 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer japanese candy
packaging is actually amazing, there's so
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its contents 5 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
Explosive pikachu lollypop literally
shooting sugar lightning bolts through
mouth, feeling "cool" 5 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer emotions
#thingsimiss 5 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
menu sounds from the silent hill games
are the best part, i find them weirdly
comforting+pleasant 5 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer literally
no reason to play silent hill 5 except:
cool menu sounds, cool music, watch
funny awful mongoloid facial animation.
playing it now 5 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@D_Hoppers_Ghost @CelestialBeard
pretty sure every country's majority
has some sort of awful superiority
complex; americans just vocalise it 5
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hurtdeer "my country owns despite being
full of people i hate and making political
decisions i furiously disagree with" -
people in general 5 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@CelestialBeard not any more than the
people who keep saying all americans
are failures/shit/war criminals 5 Dec
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hurtdeer personally i think everyone is a
failure/shit/war criminal (born+raised in
belgium, keeping it real) 5 Dec
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hurtdeer majority of people everywhere
are trash, gonna create my own
country, test people for citizenship (test
will be based on video game trivia) 5

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hurtdeer @D_Hoppers_Ghost lol so
america is split into rational/patriotic
americans but theyre all secretly the
latter.fleeting generalisations nice 5 Dec
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hurtdeer reminder that if you're
European why export your hatred to
america when there are plenty of
people to loathe at home 5 Dec
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hurtdeer @pyriphlegethon lol @ your
country absent of champion pokemon
trainers. obviously going to fail 5 Dec
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hurtdeer @D_Hoppers_Ghost
antagonise most people from any country
about why their country sucks and
they'll come off as "nationalistic" too 5
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hurtdeer @D_Hoppers_Ghost i agree
there. i just think our barrage against
americans here is a boring+false sense of
superiority. all countries blow 5 Dec
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hurtdeer quick q: is it possible for
homosexuals to be virgins?? surely once
you touch your own sex parts youve
pretty much scored 5 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer binbags,
ripped off goat head as helmet/mask,
breadknives on arms (may remove them,
do they they make me
"unapproachable"??) #whatimwearing 6
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hurtdeer can't sleep? stick your head
into the toilet and flush. lose grip on
reality. praise satan #LifeHacks 7 Dec
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hurtdeer hoping that the many-worlds
interpretation of quantum mechanics is
real, feel more secure knowing that i
could potentially fight myself 7 Dec
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hurtdeer i would team up with sexy-
universe crok and jock-universe crok and
initiate a hostile pounding on nerd-
universe crok 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer hoping
this won't horribly backfire and turn out
that i AM nerd-universe crok 7 Dec
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hurtdeer research indicates to me that
this is the rotten core universe, not
gonna justify that within twitters set
character limit though, cant be b 7 Dec
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hurtdeer awaiting the day i can torrent
intoxication and upload it into my brain
for free 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@Wood_Thrush plug my body system
into a computer w/ USB, control
mindstates and expunge bodily fluids
everywhere with a few simple clicks 7
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hurtdeer avert yourself from evil or
fear being reborn as Lonely Homophobic
Straight Dude in Homosexual Rape
Universe 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon i have a similar
superpower except my skeleton gets
really tiny and i just flop over like a
sack of meat 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer waking
up at 2am and not being able to sleep
is cool; other cool things in similar
context: falling over, break-ups,

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advertising, war 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer tree_bro Helo /by
crokcrokcrok/ Reaching the end of my
twitter career (I tweet from my PSX
via SquareTweet & i can only tweet
9999 times) 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer get
close+personal with your fans, set
vibrating alerts for twitter RTs on your
phone, store phone in crotch #LifeHacks
7 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok war and
falling over are the same thing 7 Dec
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hurtdeer lol @ anyone who would ever
"want" anything, what kind of moron idiot
can't transcend humanity and relieve
himself of desires #alliwant 7 Dec
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bransonbranson alex b /by crokcrokcrok/
hmmmm Maybe my internet Stand Up
Comedy will allow me to say my great
jokes about vegeta while allowing me to
hide b/c of anxiety????? hope 7 Dec
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/by crokcrokcrok/ I hate when I'm trying
to make myself sound educated and
have an intellectual conversation and
accidentally slip in saying "appie juice" 7
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//*Reply* <#> A>> alex b crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer i'll do stand-up one day; it'll
consist of me badly quoting my own
tweets, eventually assuming the foetal
position on stage, and sobbing 7 Dec
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hurtdeer @Wood_Thrush other cool
things to have one of: trouser, tendril,
reading glass, quale 7 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer tree_bro Helo /by
crokcrokcrok/ Goat Screaming Like A
Man vs. AWW YEAHH MR KRAAABS
#thesingoff 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer tree_bro Helo /by
crokcrokcrok/ "Being alive is a
@crokcrokcrok of shit." --Kurt Vonnegut
7 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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hurtdeer tweet 555 yeah bro!! yeah 7
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Timo Tuhkanen /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@crokcrokcrok that was "the
metamorphosis", you should come up
with something new ,axmax 7 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @TimoTuhkanen
not entirely sure what you were
referring to, however, like the idea of
turning into bug. turn me into a bug.
#alliwant 7 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Tuhkanen crokcrokcrok hurtdeer fuck all
races equally 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer would it
still be racist to use a racial slur and
mean it if you managed to get all other
racial slurs in the sentence and mean
them too?? 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer am i
allowed to say "nigger" if i make a
disclaimer?? (note: tweeted by a non-
racist white asshole) 8 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer also
attn polish/indian/arabic immigrants:
please teach me how to steal jobs, i
need one, what's the technique 8 Dec
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HighQualitySpur Daniel /by crokcrokcrok/
@ @crokcrokcrok So true, If you're goal
in life isn't to fuck a girl of each race,

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you're either gay or racist 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @HighQualitySpur gaycist???
8 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer hope a girl might see my copy
of VALIS and be all "oh you're into
questioning reality on a psychoanalytical
level, let's have sex" #whyiread 8 Dec
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hurtdeer i like to earn my superiority
complex over others in the most
superficially easy manner possible
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hurtdeer TimoTuhkanen Timo Tuhkanen
/by crokcrokcrok/ music so excellent i
just bothered to download it
@bandcamp :
http://circuitreerecords.bandcamp.com/ 8
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @TimoTuhkanen
me too 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Tuhkanen crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
suddenly started paying attention to
what i've been saying
#whyrelationshipsdontlast 8 Dec
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hurtdeer set prostitutes on fire
#happyflaminhoday 8 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer RobertCurran Robert Curran
/by crokcrokcrok/ Hey kids, read enough
books and you could grow up to be like
me, @jasonpinter ! *dunks head back in
tiny urinal strapped around neck* 8 Dec
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AngusSecondLine Angus Second Line /by
crokcrokcrok/ ust finished watching the
trip. Pretty much the best thing on TV
in a while. check it 8 Dec //*Favorite*
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Robert Curran crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
rein-act your favourite gory b-movie
dismemberment moments: beat up a leper
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Angus Second Line crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
satan wants me to gather infomation
#whyiread 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@HighQualitySpur one day i will trick
somebody into touching me :3 8 Dec
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hurtdeer mental note: don't ironically
use ":3" while still listed in "furries",
treading deep enough water as it is 8
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Helo /by crokcrokcrok/ Julian Assange in
pretrial hearing: "I did it all for the
lulz!" internet goes nuts 100s of Guy
Fawkes masks seen outside swedish
courthouse 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i find
that to properly enjoy sex one must
act sexist and hold on to the false
notion of binary gender, to which i say:
no thanks 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#whyrelationshipsdontlast i have a
temporal fetish, can't get a boner
without finality 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ @ibkt
i'm glad you're doing it for the right
reasons 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer just
finished a cool track, got a cool 4-track
EP coming out soon
#thisgayearthisalrightsometimes 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @AllNightDiner lol if you think
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worst kind", lol if your taste in music is
a singular as "kool lyrics" 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @AllNightDiner hold on ive
played your games and they had
instrumental electronic music. i walked
right into a troll. god damn it 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @ItsDings i'll send you a
copy, you should pretend its a movie +
review it #itswhatbestfriendsdo 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @AllNightDiner lol you can't
enjoy music without words explaining it
to you. youre a cripple 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @AllNightDiner i do lyrics
sometimes. one day ill write a song
called "microwave" and the lyrics will be:
aaahrhrhahgghgharrhghahghahrha 8 Dec
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hurtdeer #sexisbest when she
occaisionally stops, and refuses to
continue until i answer a complicated
riddle 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#sexisbest with two loaded revolvers in
each hand 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#sexisbest when done to Winnipeg is
Frozen Shithole 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#sexisbest when it's with somebody you
completely love and/or somebody you
completely loathe #damnitstrue 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @admiral_baby lol at your
robotnik fetish 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Happy_Loam Giorgio Corroder
/by crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok
#sexisbest when done to Doll Doll Doll
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@eggo_addict see also: making orange
things, filth, huge chrome cylinder box
unfolding, the list goes on 8 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #sexisbest
amphetamine orgies 8 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@eggo_addict i was going for the mix:
dirt porn sample sex, kill small children
sex, daliesque surrealism sex, it's all
there to exploit 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer My
Twitter value is $42.74, according to
http://www.twalue.com ... What about
yours? #twalue 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer my
twitter value is $42.74. cool. i could sell
it and eat for a week #twalue 8 Dec
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hurtdeer on the other hand, my
soundcloud is probably worth at least
$500, and conversely, i can feel myself
starting to "jones", so 8 Dec
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hurtdeer #whyrelationshipsdontlast
amphetamine orgies 8 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#thebestjokesarealwaysrepeated
amphetamine orgies 8 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush
/by crokcrokcrok/ SOMEONE PUBLISHED
SOMETHING I DONT LIKE!! let's throw
the fucking book at them!!! *first page of
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer while
jerking off, suddenly switch your material
to gay porn at the moment where it's
too late to "go back" #lifehacks 8 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer you use twitter
for life advice #whyrelationshipsdontlast
8 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer can't handle the implications
when i admit that "when you're fucking
me, you're fucking my power animal"
(goat) #whyrelationshipsdontlast 8 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Wood_Thrush lol you
don't know the difference between
"power animal" and "furry". how will you
reach enlightenment 8 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer my
fantasy is to be a crocodile loafing in a
swamp while @Wood_Thrush lands on my
back and chirps and does whatever birds
do on crocodiles 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer lol @
anyone who believes in god. if he was
real i'd always get what i want / be
eternally happy / able to fly+teleport
and shit 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer growing
your head/face/body hair long will make
you look like the hideous animal you are
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer scream
horrifically at a stranger at least once
a day #lifehacks 8 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Aurist aurist /by crokcrokcrok/
people on fox news debating abt if the
number of people julian assange raped
was in the hundreds or the thousands 8

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hurtdeer honestly, i would allow julian
assange to commit sex crimes on my
person. the world owes him that much 9
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hurtdeer "i prefer that my government
lies to me and therefore assange should
be brutally murdered" -honest conclusion
on situation by many 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
reminder that in US right wing
broadcasts, calling for people's
assassination is acceptable, but swearing
isn't 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer The
Trip: ownage tv comedy, if you haven't
watched it yet / don't plan to, go see
a doctor, you brain damaged 9 Dec
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Rod Naquin /by crokcrokcrok/ Oh wait I
just had an auditory hallucination and
guess what it said!: "Who gives a shit!?!?"
#realtalk 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
eventually they stop wanting to be
around you so much or one of you dies
#whyrelationshipsdontlast 9 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer tweeting naked
#checkmeout 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@admiral_baby almost posted a 3 y/o
picture of me only wearing a gasmask,
decided against, got embarrassed by
radiohead poster in background 9 Dec
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hurtdeer if youre wondering what i look
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@CelestialBeard picture, think that guy,
naked 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@admiral_baby im pretty much a
lamppost tbh, nothing really to be
embarrassed about (except possibly by
my perfect face/ass combo) 9 Dec
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hurtdeer my face/ass combo is actually
so potent it's said to be a gamebreaker
in the new Tekken 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i am
the most beautiful man alive, actually
i'm a lot like Dorian Gray except
instead of a rotting picture, it's my brain
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer *cracks a walnut with his
thighs* *suffers a nervous breakdown*
#checkmeout 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer nothing
like hearing sex through the ceiling to
remind yourself that you're alive and
should have some music on 9 Dec
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hurtdeer how do you feel about
leather whips/pig costumes/mmorpgs?
#questionsthatleadtosex 9 Dec
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hurtdeer want to come to my dorm and
check out my cool 100 beers of the
world poster?? #questionsthatleadtosex
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer hmm she sounds good, but, do
you have anybody... cheaper?
#questionsthatleadtosex 9 Dec
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hurtdeer how do you feel about
rhetorical questions, also, you're going
to fuck me? #questionsthatleadtosex 9

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hurtdeer oh so you're saying you love
fat sweaty men who cry before and
during? #questionsthatleadtosex 9 Dec
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hurtdeer fancy a pokemon battle?
#questionsthatleadtosex 9 Dec
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hurtdeer fuck?? FUCK FUckf fuck?? fuck
FUCCK??? BONEERRRR BONER FUCK
PISS FUCK BONER/
#questionsthatleadtosex 9 Dec
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hurtdeer vaginer booby 9 Dec
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hurtdeer i have sperm cancer, would
you like to help me remove the tumour
from my body? #questionsthatleadtosex
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer surprised at the lack of RTs
from my fantastic "vaginer booby" tweet
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/
#QuestionsThatLeadToSex Wanna hear
the most annoying sound in the world?? 9
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer ahahahahaha so you honestly
think you know more about silent hill than
i do? #questionsthatleadtosex 9 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i've been adapting
anal cunt tunes into animations and film,
would you like to come to mine and
watch a little? #questionsthatleadtosex
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ryanpequin holy shit these
comics own 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
http://drawbrandondraw.com/comics/2010
-07-02.gif ahaha funny satan comics 9
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer holy shit a girl who's into
autechre????? #questionsthatleadtosex
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer wish i was bisexual and had
literally all the fetishes, would be nice
to "open up the playing field" 9 Dec
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hurtdeer on second thoughts maybe it
could get really confusing. like foot
fetish combined with an amputee fetish
#uncomfortable 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer admiral_baby sea hag /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok you still
wouldnt have sex 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@admiral_baby in with the ownage
there; damn,,.... i am slain 9 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @ibkt lucky.... but use your
powers only for good 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@ChairmanOfSpace tell me/remind me
who you are and i will do my best to
answer your question 9 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @ChairmanOfSpace oh
hahaha holy fuck hi shane!! i'm a fyad.
you're a beandog. i think this was
inevitable 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer "When
The Internet Comes Full Circle" new
horror movie by producers of "The Last
Tweet You'll Make" and "Don't Print
THAT Out!!!" 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer seeing
that time is an illusion and that the
state of being is infinite and eternal, i'm
pretty much always masturbating while
tweeting, so, 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer cool
new facebook update, can now put in
languages i speak, nice that the modern
criteria of that that defines the self
has been enhanced 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon if you like electronic
music you should listen to hurtdeer.
protip. this applies to everyone reading
this + their friends 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@ChairmanOfSpace i moved to london
now im surrounded by shit beer. it used
to own but then again it was The Only
Good Thing 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@ChairmanOfSpace i don't do kidnappings
anymore. the stealing/forcing bit is fine
but generally i feel awkward looking
after guests at home 9 Dec
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hurtdeer vaginer booby 2: poop bonor 9
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer her facebook page was more
interesting #whyrelationshipsdontlast 9
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casualmalexlfan Casual Male XL Fan
/by crokcrokcrok/ good to see that my
opinions on police antics are shared by
guys taht like to roll around in their
shitty diapers with a wicked smelly boner
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ruterger i propose the
#freeruterger hashtag. dear twitter.

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don't ban ruterger. that's gay homo shit
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Casual Male XL Fan crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer @ChairmanOfSpace shaolin jizz
monks hahaha beandoug hail gay satan
#freeruterger 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer voraciousbunny
voraciousbunnies /by crokcrokcrok/ "Mom
never did understand the concentration
required for underwater levels in Sonic
the Hedgehog," I said as I stood over
her casket. 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer show
your friends the futility of consumerism,
rip up their money + cards right in front
of their faces #lifehacks 9 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer take mescaline
and go to the funerals of strangers
#wildride #lifehacks 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer befriend
a childkiller #lifehacks 9 Dec
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hurtdeer balance having a social life
and a consistent twitter presence by
foregoing sleep #lifehacks
#goddamnthisinsomnia 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer befriend
a childkiller #songsthatleadtosex 9 Dec
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hurtdeer having trouble waking up?
alarm clock not cutting it? cap yourself
in the leg #lifehacks 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
arghbbrgbfuck fuck fuck my right hand is
swelled up and itchy////its initiating my
bezerker mode,,// assssss 9 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @dessspicable literally the
first and probably last time ill ever be
called "rapshirt boy" making note of this
glorious moment 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@dessspicable do you mean would i sell
the one rap shirt i have? depends,
sounds like effort 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@dessspicable that sentence was hard
to parse??? i'm literally the only person
i know irl who has that t-shirt. they
used to sell it on SA 9 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @dessspicable confused by
all of this?? is there even any photos of
me wearing that shirt?? funnier
clothes?? who am i?? where are my balls
9 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @dessspicable 1) i agree he
should 2) thats cool where you worried
when it didnt drop at first or where
you all like... yes... yes.. finally 9 Dec
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hurtdeer cool that twitter is showing
me promoted recommendations to follow,
feel like i could get a lot out of
following betty crocker, or windows7 9
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer oh boy!! time to "like" things on
facebook so people know who i am!! *clicks
on "like" for: eating, adidas, pounding self
in the genitals* 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@dessspicable if by "rap" you mean
"every" 9 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer there
goes my morning alarm.....but i'm still
awake?? that's trippy bro 9 Dec
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hurtdeer #IfIHadSuperPowers I'd leave
this god damn planet 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer lol at
london dnb events: "THE VYNAL ONLY
ROOM (CD'S ARE BANNED!!!!)" 9 Dec
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hurtdeer gotta be mixin on vinyl bruv,
gotta make sure your overplayed jump-
up dnb mix of the same track over and
over sounds marginally "warmer" 9 Dec
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hurtdeer i want to enter this katy
perry fb competition but it asks me to
name my favourite song of hers and it's
missing "befriend a childkiller"??? 9 Dec
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CelestialBeard Thom J. /by
crokcrokcrok/ "NOW IT'S GHOST TIME"
~ the best epitaph 9 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer tree_bro Helo /by
crokcrokcrok/ eMail I just got:::::"The
Houdini Foundation thanks you for your
interest but bursting forth from a bull's
carcass is NOT escapology" WTF 9 Dec
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hurtdeer goddamn i've taken my
circadian rhythm out back and curb
stomped that motherfucker 9 Dec
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hurtdeer *makes dubstep project* *calls
himself SHUFFLA* *writes a track called
BADMAN KILLA* how come i've not been
signed yet??????????????? 10 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @bransonbranson no thanks
today is my day off 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i'm a
soothsayer, make use of this fact:

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http://www.formspring.me/Hurtdeer 10
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hurtdeer @ @Wood_Thrush being bad
at chess is a sign of faulty intelligence.
read more books 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer a use
#thingssomepeopledonthave
#damnitstrue 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
although the problem with the implication
that people without use are worthless,
is that that people of worth are sill
tools #damnitstrue 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer basically
unless you make cool art / support cool
art / are funny / genuinely altruistic
(any of those is fine) you should check
yrself 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@bransonbranson hmm at what moment
did you assume any internet based
activity should have a point? same
applies to: anything else 10 Dec
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hurtdeer uarrgh been awake for too
long, getting so cynical you could
replace the "n" with a "cl" and i'd be
goin round in circles forever 10 Dec
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hurtdeer @bransonbranson the solution
to brain problems is objective nihilism. i
don't know if its the best solution but
frankly i don't give a shit 10 Dec
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chris star /by crokcrokcrok/ Police still
kettling ppl on westminster bridge.
Reports of ppl passing out. Pls retweet.
The media aren't reporting it. #dayx3
#ukuncut 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer whoops
a tweet about nihilism followed by tweet
about how peaceful protesting in london
is a farce, not being consistent here 10
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hurtdeer @Wood_Thrush i am terrible
at chess also, but here's good advice:
don't plan any moves ahead ever. chess
nerds dont like the unpredictable 10 Dec
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hurtdeer Tokyo Obese Club
#fatindiebands 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Arcade
Fryer #fatindiebands 10 Dec
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hurtdeer AIHold Up, Russia!
#fatindiebands 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer 65
Tonnes of Static #fatindiebands 10 Dec
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hurtdeer Franz Fattyland
#fatindiebands 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Do
Make Eat Think #fatindiebands 10 Dec
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hurtdeer Nick Cave and the Bad Weed
#paranoidindiebands 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Death
From Above 1979kg #fatindiebands 10 Dec
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hurtdeer Maximo Fark #fatindiebands 10
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer Fattles #fatindiebands #argh
#goddamnit #goddamnmylife 10 Dec
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hurtdeer The Obese Diabetes Seriously

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Fucking Fat Fuck Fat Dick Ass Fat Pun
Sausages Ice Cream Fat Jerk Chicken
Fuck Dick Wolf Parade #fatindiebands 10
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ArcturusFats internet weed guy /by
crokcrokcrok/ important experiment:
retweet this if you are a ghost 5 Dec
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hurtdeer i'm an agent of chaos!!!!!! *kicks
over wheely bin* *hurls up in public*
*insults a child* 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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internet weed guy crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer whoops just assange'd my
trousers / whoops the next big wikileak
just happened down south / whoops i
pissed myself 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer behold:
the infinite tweet 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Wood_Thrush behold: the infinite
tweet 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer gonna
kill myself in a temporal loop so i can
experience infinite halfdeath 10 Dec
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life_coach_bot Life Coach /by
crokcrokcrok/ Don't do it! :( RT
@crokcrokcrok : gonna kill myself in a
temporal loop so i can experience
infinite halfdeath 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer life
coach bot has convinced me not to do it
in a temporarl half-loop!!! just gonna off
myself regularly instead. thanks life
coach bot 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Coach crokcrokcrok hurtdeer welp it's
freeloader friday time to sign on 10 Dec
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hurtdeer greetings to my new follower,
a "Child of God - Married - Gun
carrying NRA Conservative - Right
Winger hard Core Anti Obama (Pro
America)"!! 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer your
loud, bigotted, and unresearched ideals
are always welcome here, friend 10 Dec
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CelestialBeard Thom J. /by
crokcrokcrok/ lol if you need anything
other than the thought of nuclear
annihilation of the US to get hard 10
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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stefanstern /by crokcrokcrok/ Best
student protest banner: "Why did Nick
Clegg cross the road? Because he
promised not to." (reported by The
Guardian) 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Thom J. crokcrokcrok hurtdeer cool
picture i took while in denmark
http://twitpic.com/3emldj 10 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer fight a child
friday, get into a fight with a child
today, win as horrifically as possible 10
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer good thing i was alert, and
managed to cut off the tendrils before
she consumed my entire head #firstkiss
10 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer saving my first kiss
to coincide with the dropping of the
nuclear shells (i'll have/i've had sex
though plenty of times) 10 Dec
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Ron Swanson /by crokcrokcrok/ What the
world needs now is nukes, sweet nukes 10
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer some cool swears: fuck, shit,
dickhead, pisswank, twatpole 10 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer consider the fart
10 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer did it one magical
starlit evening with a horse corpse
(horpse?) (whorepse??) #firstkiss 10 Dec
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hurtdeer doctor says i have
whorepelepsy 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer just
earned myself an overkill bro!!
#HALOawards #fuckingnerdshit
#obviousjoke #killme #burnmybody
#erasemefromexistence 10 Dec
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hurtdeer need to flex your thanatos
drive but want the risk of your death
to be about comparable to winning the
lottery? take up smoking #lifehacks 10
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hurtdeer #firstkiss threw up in her
mouth, got several more, much more
aggressive kisses after that
#uncomfortable 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer kiss a
goat lovingly #lifehacks just fucking kiss
one 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer hoping
for a list of irl xbox-style achievements
to be presented on death. "sustained 5
year relationship w/o touching hands
100g" 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer #ff
funny people friday @ibkt
@pyriphlegethon @Wood_Thrush
@tree_bro @toastbeard @thebibandit
@TheRooder @babywolfpupy fuck out of

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space 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer mydxmproblem fartdog. farting
dog /by crokcrokcrok/ hahahha i love
that 'Progressive House' is a term used
in both music and politics 10 Dec
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hurtdeer bangface weekender next year
fuck going to be superb holy shit can't
wait #aseriouspost #nojokezone 10 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @Aurist lol sports
science degrees and the people who
take them 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer sports
science degrees are 80% muscles who
drink a crate of carling a day, 15%
confused girls 5% the guy who lived on
our sofa and got high 10 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Aurist i live in england
you fool!! this was my experience of
"brunel university" 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon gasp in awe at the
phenomenal amount of useless degrees. i
have a masters qualification in
contemporary music though ahahgha 10
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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/by crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok
~nothing matters but art~ 10 Dec
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hurtdeer what can i do with two music
degrees. get a job?? no. talk intelligently
about music to people?? hahaha no. eat
my own crap YES THATS IT 10 Dec
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DJCogidubnus Cogidubnus /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok with your
two music degrees. you could make a

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remix from those stems i sent you about
6 months ago ;-) 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@DJCogidubnus my plan: 1)finish music for
video game 2) finish super secret cool
collaboration project 3) do your remix
4) return to society 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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Cogidubnus crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@pyriphlegethon give me your job or at
least your paycheck tia 10 Dec
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hurtdeer @pyriphlegethon damn. you
ahead of me though i collect welfare
(everyone already knew this when i said
i had two music degrees) 10 Dec
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hurtdeer hey on the bright side at
least i get irregular gigs and also
people seem to like my music *eats own
crap* 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon lol whoops i did that
for a month and then decided it was
destroying me mentally and left
#iamachild 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@pyriphlegethon anyone who tells you
you should be grateful for working at a
supermarket is an idiot+lacks
amibition/imagination 10 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@kierstyblips hahaha damn. you gonna do
it? 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @kierstyblips
hahaha damn. you gonna do it? 10 Dec
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FART ROBOT /by crokcrokcrok/ @ RT
@crokcrokcrok consider the fart. FART
ROBOT APPROVES. 11 Dec //*Favorite*

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer cool
free album i released last year
http://www.acroplane.org/?q=node/732
#happybirthday 11 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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FART ROBOT crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
whoops djs and producers following me
and then instantly unfollowing me
#mytweetsinspirefear 11 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @pyriphlegethon the
twitter bird 11 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer lol my
spam folders been pretty good recently:
"Big penis like a girl! Big penis like a girl!"
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer real problems real
issues real situations that matter
#inhighschool 13 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer tweet
616 in honour of our holy and powerful
Lord Satan Who lives in the north and
Whose blog is about shoes is really not
that interesting 13 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer wish i
was lses dyslexci and could type a
tweat without a making a godadamn
mistaek 13 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer pee in
a cup #lastminutegift 13 Dec
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hurtdeer snatch someone's pet and/or
child #lastminutegift 13 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
password to your userid for an internet
forum you signed up to once for some
brief troubleshooting help #lastminutegift
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer give them an
empty box 4" by 33", explain to them
that the present is the sound of their
reaction to it #lastminutegift 13 Dec
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hurtdeer if you didnt get the last
tweet its because youre not a music
nerd sorry (although 4'33" is quite a
well known bit of conceptual wBLRUG 13
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer or: give them an empty box,
tell them to put all of the clothes
they're wearing in it, explain that this
present is for you #lastminutegift 13
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer print out 100s of google image
search pictures of hugo chavez and
wrap that shit up #lastminutegift 13
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer give away your twitter
account #lastminutegift 13 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Wood_Thrush give away
$10 timeshare value increments of your
twitter account to 96 starving families in
africa, buy a mountain dew with $2 13
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @dropkickpikachu i have a
similar problem that whenever i type
"goodbye" my iphone corrects it to
"hurp blurp im a fucking fag dickass" 13
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer autechre - oversteps is the
best ecco the dolphin soundtrack music
ive ever heard 13 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer tweets
have been criticised irl as being "creepy"
and "extremely nerdy", sorry about
creepy. not sorry about nerdy
#jerkingittosamusaran 13 Dec

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hurtdeer ladies?? if you where to bed
with some nice dude would you prefer
he wanted you to dress up as a) sexy
nurse b) samus aran c) poo monster 13
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer alright enough creepy nerdy
jokes, i can feel the peyote starting to
manifest itself so i'm gonna get in the
car 13 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer class A
drugs #lastminutegifts 13 Dec
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Roger Ebert /by crokcrokcrok/ Okay, so
they didn't pick my caption as a finalist.
But the three they picked are
unbelievable shit. Fail. http://j.mp/5AsdtA
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer wish there was
more room for auteurs in hollywood.
have the ultimate
ghostbusters/spiderman crossover idea
but executives would ruin my art 14
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Roger Ebert
crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i'd quite like to
see a movie based around my life,
especially if it got ruined by
commercialisation/executive meddling,
that would own 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush
/by crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok i
would also like to watch gay porn 14
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer holy shit those towers are
charging right towards us fuck oh my
god #chess 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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leh0n lehan /by crokcrokcrok/ art isn't
art 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Thrush crokcrokcrok hurtdeer somebody
explain "sleep" to me. how do you do it.
what muscle do i flex 14 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Aurist hmm interesting
but effort. i would prefer it if somebody
could chloroform me or at least knock
me unconscious with a baseball bat 14
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hurtdeer @ @Aurist okay i tried that,
not unconscious but lower jaw definitely
unhinged in some sort of cool/incredibly
painful way 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Aurist nope just lying here awake,
bleeding, worrying, would call hospital
but afraid of the social interaction (they
might make fun of me) 14 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Aurist that's okay, too
tired and damaged to get angry, just
going to continue wiki'ing infomation on
pop culture until brain death 14 Dec
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hurtdeer maybe i should just open up
my music programs and drawing pad,
take some acid, and 12 hours later
accept that all i did was look at a wall
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i keep getting this
urge to watch all three matrix films
and i can't help but wonder if this is
indicative of something Freudian 14 Dec
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hurtdeer yesss w/ my new pollock
background my tweets look super classy.
they have become all powerful.. perhaps
too powerful... only i can stop them 14
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dropkickpikachu egg w howard /by

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crokcrokcrok/ "i know why you wanna
hate me: cause hate is all the world's
even seen lately" post hoc ergo propter
hoc, fred, tsk tsk #bizkitfallacies 14 Dec
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hurtdeer hmm let's see what's on 4OD
this morning oh fuck christmas adverts at
9am no thanks oh god artgghghhh 14 Dec
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Alex Doenau /by crokcrokcrok/ Reminder
that "pick up artists" are things that
people call themselves and are proud
to do so. 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
Autechre - Yuop is a seriously ownage
bit of music and if you disagree you are
wrong (objectively) 14 Dec //*Favorite*
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Alex Doenau crokcrokcrok hurtdeer a
bbc reporter inferring that a dude with
cerebral palsy deserved being
truncheoned due to being a "violent
revolutionary" YEAH NICE 14 Dec
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hurtdeer quick officer drag that guy
out of his wheelchair his faulty motor
controls are a severe threat to our
sovereign #ihateithere 14 Dec
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hurtdeer *blocks a large group from
being able to leave a street for 10
hours* woah no way these dudes are
getting angry for some reason??? 14 Dec
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hurtdeer if you think all of the
protesters where basically violent
anarchist types then never attempt
rational thought again. you are bad at
it 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran /by
crokcrokcrok/ absolutely shocking: RT

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@alexispetridis : Daily Mail runs cartoon
having a laugh at disabled victims of
assault: http://twitpic.com/3ft3q1 14 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @jenihead @CelestialBeard
bbc news did this already too:
http://bit.ly/fwVdh2 14 Dec //*Favorite*
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Caitlin Moran jenihead recognize. /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok "you
were rolling towards the police in your
chair" REALLY. REALLY YOU SAID
THAT OUTLOUD. 14 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@jenihead "would you call yourself a
revolutionary? it says you do on your
website" DAMN YOU GOT ME *stands
up and blasts AK47s* 14 Dec
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hurtdeer woah... it's a miracle... i can
walk again... *immediately guns down
nearby police and steals a car*
REVOLUCION!!!! 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer *clicks
button on wheelchair, device folds itself
into a weaponised mobile gun suit in the
form of Che Geuvara* ahahaha die
Tories die!!!! 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@jenihead youtube is literally home to
all the worst people in the world. some
are arguing that the police where
carrying him to safety lol 14 Dec
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hurtdeer quick take that wheelchair
guy out before he gets his wheelblades
and nitro boost activated 14 Dec
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hurtdeer lol if youre not seeing
godspeed you black emperor tomorrow (i
am) 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer thats
right, lol if you don't share my music
taste, a natural product of an
objective and correct way of
interpreting existence. lol. 14 Dec
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hurtdeer my ironic and entirely false
sense of arrogance is going to get me
killed one day (probably for the best) (i
am the best) 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@DongBag_Darrell yes dongbag!! you
are a hero!! 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@pyriphlegethon twetterdà mmerung 14
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer i will perform my beats at
your gigs/house party/festival/private
show/wedding for travel
expenses+somewhere to sleep. let's
make it happen 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
engineering world's first tweeting plant,
working well,tweets+RTs on natural
impulses, drawback: keeps playing panic!
at the disco on itunes 14 Dec
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hurtdeer had a really good tweet idea
earlier but i left the draft sketch at
starbucks 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer maybe
somebody found my tweet and is now
using it themselves. suddenly all my
failures flash before my eyes so fast
and trigger my epilepsy 14 Dec
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hurtdeer epileptic fit increasing as ant
army crawl out of my ears, series of

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screaming, hallucinating the sound of d
cronenberg laughing under bed 14 Dec
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hurtdeer all objects in my room have
become an infinity sign with "good idea"
on the left loop and "bad idea" on the
right 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i
wonder how many people that follow me
actually read my tweets *eye suddenly
shoots out at rocket speed, flies into
mouth of passing child* 14 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Aurist old squarepusher
is unending own. recent squarepusher is
interesting but also boring and the
latest album is funny as fuck imho 14 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @SRN_lol would like to
discuss this further but goddamn my eye
just flew out of my face ow ow ow 14
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hurtdeer any day i go without seeing
alan carr's fucking wall of teeth is a
"good day" 14 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer fight
poverty and bigotry with ironic racism 15
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer #collegetaughtme sociopathy
15 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer cool aspect of
being on welfare is being able to deny
donating to charity because you can't
deal with the "moral gymnastics" 15 Dec
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hurtdeer hmm no sorry i can't adopt a
tiger because none of this money is my
own *buys beer with taxpayer's hard
work* 15 Dec //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
reminder that grown men get into
serious+angry arguments about whether
android systems or the iphone is better
15 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer haha remember
when we used to argue that the xbox
was better than the playstation as
kids?? glad we grew upWAIT YOU OWN
AN IPHONE? WHAT 15 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer my one
regret about signing up to twitter is
that i now see justin bieber's name
altogether too regularly 15 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @j__bieber81
congratulations: i hate you 15 Dec
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hurtdeer composing video game music;
living the dream 15 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#femalesneedto abandon their
embarrassingly outdated gender-bias
description of themselves *power poses
& becomes androgynous superhero* 15
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer hot shit techno right here
http://soundcloud.com/wigflex/hizatron-
telescope-dope thanks hizatron thanks
wigflex 15 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer what is
with these goddamn nerds *angrily slams
fists on desk, causes metal gear ray
model to fall onto floor* * 15 Dec
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Tony homo /by crokcrokcrok/ Let your
convictions become more polarizing and
extreme by ignoring anything that
contradicts them. Now masturbate.

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer ruin all
future prospects by introducing your
potential employers to your tweeting
habits #lifehacks 15 Dec //*Favorite*
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Tony homo gnarledfork fork /by
crokcrokcrok/ reality: controlled
psychedelic experience, experienced by
the Self artifact of aggregated
temporal memory and sensorium feedback
experience 10 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer bransonbranson alex b /by
crokcrokcrok/ son PLEASE don't
contemplate space time at the dinner
table your mother is right here and you
are bending the fabric of her casserole
15 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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hurtdeer @ @AnimeHitler if i could
maintain a living off of drawing and
tweeting boring pretend people lives i
probably would too 17 Dec //*Favorite*
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alex b crokcrokcrok hurtdeer tweet 696
the sex position of the beast 17 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @toastbeard how about
final fantasy storylines 17 Dec
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hurtdeer @toastbeard damn okay what
about harry potter/twilight crossover
fandom discussion 17 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Where
Is My House: subverted- Jack Bauer
deliberately obfuscates his house from
view to foil a terrorist plot in season 7
#tvtropes 17 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Balls
Out: During the run of season 5, Dr.
House has his fly undone and genitals
out in any given conversation with Dr.

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Cuddy #tvtropes 17 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer The
Title Lies: People regularly find quite a
lot of objects and infomation during the
entire run of "Lost" #tvtropes 17 Dec
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hurtdeer Author Insertion: Fantastic
Four's The Thing, is based on the
comic's writer, the film's producer, and
about 50 other people #tvtropes 17
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer Hey That's a Baby: subverted,
J.J. Abrams is actually an 11 year old
boy #tvtropes 17 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer hmm not
sure about these tvtropes jokes, back
to what i know: nintendo boner poo life is
crap 17 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer skin
#delicious 17 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@RisaTrunzo3042 i plan to take out my
life's failures + violent impulses on my
baby so it being famous would work
against me, no thanks 17 Dec
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hurtdeer what if wikileaks is all a big
lead up to them saying jews did 9/11
and us blindingly accepting it. what if 17
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @HighQualitySpur i don't
blindly follow generically racist
accusations, that's been the method of
Evil White People for centuries 17 Dec
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hurtdeer QUAZIGGYZIGGYZAM trying
to remember where ive heard that
word *cue memory flash of a thai
brothel floor followed by epileptic

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fit+pass out* 17 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdee magichdetective MAgic Hat
Detective /by crokcrokcrok/ i joined teh
turtle club. i was turtley enough 17
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer i literally never stop ripping
farts nor have i felt sobriety in an
increasingly ambiguous number of years
#itsaguything 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
//*Retweet* <#> //*Reply* <#> MAgic
Hat Detective crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
real life achievement worth 500rlp (real
life points): stuff a small child into a
trash can 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer all living
creatures will fight each other given
enough provocation and/or manipulation
#lifehacks 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
arguilera will be the first and most
prized champion in the gladiatorial
dungeon of the new world order
#happybirthdayxtina 18 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer wishing i
could burst into flames on command, less
"fantastic four", more "buddhist monk"
mind you #itsaguything 18 Dec
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hurtdeer i woke up an hour ago. i can't
seem to leave this room. somebody's
laptop was open. what is my name. what
is this website #2010twmemories 18 Dec
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hurtdeer lol if you really believe
captain beefheart is dead. angel/demon
hybrid beings cannot die, moron 18 Dec
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hurtdeer hoping that when i die that
there might be at least three people
listening to my music in tribute #aimlow

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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer janitor
approaches blackboard, writes "ass" next
to "existence =", day later prof. cheers
in confused joy as his equation has been
solved 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer HighQualitySpur Daniel /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok previous
attempts at solving the eq, including
'gay', 'shitty', and 'ultimately pointless'
proved promising but insufficient 18 Dec
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hurtdeer i laugh at you because
you're all the same, you laugh at me
because i uncontrollably barf up tiny
turds with little green cocktail flags 18
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Daniel crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer jump into a public swimming
pool with 20 hits of acid lined up in
your trunks #lifehacks 18 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Ashleymness cool idea but
misses out the "public disturbance"
aspect which makes my life hack a "true
classic" 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer in fact
20 tabs of acid can be associated with
many social endeavours; dinner at
parents, theatre, funerals, driving,
walking at night 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer haven't
written a track in a while :I hmm maybe
new experiences+sensations will help
inspire me? *hammers a rusty nail into
eyeball* 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer trying :)
out :( "emoting" in my D: tweets D: 18
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer vagina :D 18 Dec //*Favorite*

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer dick :( 18
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer mingeprick :s 18 Dec
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hurtdeer that was my "internet emoting"
adventure and now it's over thanks for
watching 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer well i
got my retweet quotient for the day,
time to take off *huge puff of smoke,
turns into a bat, flies into lit fireplace*
fuck ow 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer snow
envelopes the landscape, almost
unmatched in pure beauty. as i watch
this, i waver in between feeling
nothing/feeling like garbage 18 Dec
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hurtdeer dear santa, for christmas i
would like to be 30,000 foot tall and
also for it to be warmer out so i dont
get cold when im too big for houses 18
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hurtdeer dear santa also please stop
filling my stocking with insulting notes and
cow crap 18 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@pyriphlegethon hard to trust somebody
who privates their tweets imho 18 Dec
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hurtdeer suddenly aware of the amount
of times i use the word "tweet" on
twitter. feeling dangerously meta. might
throw myself out the fourth window 18
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer allowed to walk around house
freely for the day without fear of
retribution or belt #bestchildhoodgift 18

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hurtdeer your hero, the person you've
looked up to your entire life, just listed
off his favoured, most obscure anime
#somethingsnotright 19 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@serafinowicz AL50 for 6 christmas
crackers?? if i wanted to spend money
for the sake of it i'd take up a coke
habit 19 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer dear
santa for christmas i would like two
loaves of fresh french baguettes and a
crippling addiction to morphine 19 Dec
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bransonbranson alex b /by crokcrokcrok/
my life is literally the plot from the
nutty professor 19 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@bransonbranson my life is literally the
plot from the first 40 minutes of enemy
of the state. the rest of the film is
hollywood bullshit 19 Dec //*Favorite*
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alex b crokcrokcrok hurtdeer people
who follow me are a mix of: fyads,
musicians, djs, self-help people, tea
party members, anime fans, mums with
goals, and "others" 19 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the tea
party members i am the most curious
about. worried that maybe my sense of
humour attracts the Worst Kind of
Person 19 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer nerds +
musicians are majority though which
makes sense + are both cool (esp. nerd
musicians, thanks for making cool weird
music dorkasses) 19 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer well

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some nerds aren't cool but your
obsession with weird otaku shit is about
palpable to the amount of drivel i type
on here so whatever 19 Dec
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hurtdeer ever wondered how many
people you could take down before you
get shot/arrested? if "bird is the word"
makes christmas no.1 i will find out 19 Dec
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hurtdeer imagine being one of those
models that appears on fake websites
when you mistype the address. you
would probably not have any "real"
friends 19 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@AllNightDiner not refuting this. but
imagine being one of them. you type in
hutmail.com and bam your own face
reminds you how dumb you are 19 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @AllNightDiner i suppose
there are perks to every shit job 19
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hurtdeer @ @AllNightDiner i'm already
doing this except lol i'm not getting paid
(indie game developers with money
hahahaha) 19 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
question: is it possible to pass the
benefits claim for mental health issues if
i call the form "mother" and then eat it
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ @AllNightDiner
ive done some music for wearehive.com's
games (some of it is ancient as fucckkkk)
and there's stuff i'm working on TOP
SECRET 19 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i also
got offered to score peter jackson's

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liposuction but it fell through 19 Dec
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hurtdeer cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-
wiRivDMIYM&feature=related 19 Dec
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hurtdeer Arrived at bar early; going to
research for my new short story
"Meeting Old Friends While Shitfaced" 19
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hurtdeer One important phonecall later
and short story is now titled "Old
Friends Absent; Getting Piss Drunk in a
valley of Strangers" 19 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer nothing
like filling in 40 pages of forms for the
council to make you feel.... alive 20 Dec
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hurtdeer #dearfuturewife please do
not take my futurechildren from me,
they are my only futurereasons to
futurelive 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeercrokcrokcrok hurtdeer
everything is terrible (everything is
terrible (everything is
terrible)))>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fuck/ 20 Dec
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hurtdeer spiders ////;,;\\\\ spiders 20
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babby snow leopard /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@crokcrokcrok its just one of those
daaays when ya dont wanna wake up 20
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hurtdeer @ @mahrune thanks to fred
durst i find that every day is that little
bit more manageable 20 Dec
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Slabs_ L. Ron Swanson /by crokcrokcrok/

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Kevin Eldon is better than Simon Pegg.
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@SlabsOfAnarchy that kevin eldon and
mark heap aren't permanent fixtures of
all comedy is pretty much a travesty
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@SlabsOfAnarchy pretty much everyone
who was in jam really 20 Dec
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hurtdeer public reminder that jam is
the best comedy show anybody's ever
made
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGi
MO3K0 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer kevin
eldon fucking four foot car fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX5h9
Cp-Uu8&feature=related 20 Dec
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hurtdeer @ @Aurist James Blake
klavierwerke Venetian Snares my so
called life Hurtdeer ghost bogun
wAgAwAgA mrepsican and finally, sound of
my farts 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Sitting
in council office with number ticket
waiting for my number to be called.
Feeling truly alive, rushing from the
ecstacy of being 20 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer They're
on 2104 and I'm 2106!!!!! Truly blessed to
be alive right now 20 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Notice
one of the office rooms has been blocked
down due to God's rotting corpse being
found inside. Nobody seems sure what to
do 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Aurist whaaat I thought it owned (I
generally enjoy vsnares maybe a little
too much though) 20 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Jesus
god's corpse smells, am I the only one
noticing this 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Aurist I think it's the best fun rave
Breakcore album Ive heard but I like old
and new snares equally tbh. Different
floats 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @Aurist
that owns 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer looking
forward to augmented reality app that
lets you mark people as "dickhead" or
"cool guy" and share marking with
friendlist 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer @ @Aurist yeah man nathan
fake's shit is awesome and that track is
a particular special breed of own 20
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer westfields shopping mall is
literally the most romero place on
earth, god damn 20 Dec //*Favorite*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer ritual sacrifice
being held in the mall's main atrium, kind
of weird, people weren't paying
attention, talking about christmas
shopping, etc 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer stayed
to watch the victim's neck get sliced but
then felt kind of weird that i was the
only one watching who wasn't wearing a
mask + robe 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer later i
noticed the sacrifice cult dudes were

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singing xmas songs and people where
dropping coins into their buckets. what a
strange day 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#dearfuturewife your father's loathing
for all pastkind, and our only being able
to meet within stable timeloops, will
never stop my love 20 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#dearfuturewife i just farted into the
time capsule hahahaha 20 Dec
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beef /by crokcrokcrok/
http://cgi.ebay.com/Color-Diamond-10k-
White-Gold-Bart-Simpson-Pendant-11ct-
/390039442348?pt=US_Fine_Necklaces_P
endants&hash=item5ad02993ac 17 Dec
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Jose Canseco /by crokcrokcrok/ I am
lookig for a ghost writer for my third
book anyone interested.title will be (the
truth hurts it destroyed my life) email
jc7264@yahoo.c 20 Dec //*Favorite*
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ham beef crokcrokcrok hurtdeer they
say violent uprising is the only realistic
form of revolution, if that's what it takes
to make xbox live a human right then
So Be It 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Canseco crokcrokcrok hurtdeer petition
to rename "the big bang" to "the original
fart joke" 20 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Giania Georgene /by
crokcrokcrok/ if. you. love. some.body.
bet.ter set. them. on. fi.re 21 Dec
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hurtdeer the universe is cold, unfeeling,
soulless, full of disgusting pig-bodied liars,
cheats, and crimin-*shits everywhere*
FUCK ruined my flow 21 Dec
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hurtdeer nothing like the satisfaction of
work *dryly observes goat stapled to
wall* 21 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i want
to hit alan carr's teeth with one of
those hammers people use to test
reflexes 21 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@pyriphlegethon i, too, miss boobs (in
form, concept, theory, practise, etc) 21
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer i never have body image
problem mondays *observes malformation
in centre of chest, remembers it has a
complicated latin name* 21 Dec
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hurtdeer is there a fetish that applies
people with pectus excavatum to press
chests together with people who have
pectus carinatum 21 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer if you
used wikipedia to understand my last
tweet well it probably sucked the fun
out of it for you but at least you
learnt something 21 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer just fell
into a twitter curse, i can no longer
orgasm without signing up for awesome
boys and girls naked. fuck 21 Dec
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hurtdeer breaking news: local man makes
headlines after shouting "where you at,
dawg" 50,845 times 21 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@jenihead i'm like 6 foot 5 and the only
real favour this has done me with love
is that i'm sometimes asked to get things
from high shelves 22 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i'm "tall"
+ "dark" + "handsome" but the second
part refers to my conversation. maybe
that's the problem. or maybe its my
blood vomit issues 22 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer people
whose definition of random is saying "pie"
and "monkey cheese" and things like that
#secretturnon 22 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer welcome
to typo towars, enjoy your stay 22
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hurtdeer wallmasters #secretturnon 22
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hurtdeer @ @jenihead that is cruel,
the treatment of talls is cruel, one day
we will rise up (bend down?) 22 Dec
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hurtdeer used conditioner today, can't
stop rubbing smooth clean hair pleasingly
despite the inherent callous soullessness
of being 22 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer would
like it if someone else rubbed my hair,
specifically thinking of millions of tiny
venomous spiders #secretturnon 22 Dec
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Fuhrerbunker cowboy dan /by
crokcrokcrok/ Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck ufkc ufkc fuck fuck fuck nah. 22
Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @CelestialBeard shame,
zelfgenoegzaam is literally the greatest
word the dutch have to offer 22 Dec
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer zelfgenoegzaam
"being self enough" makes "smug" seem
quite crappy a word 22 Dec

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CelestialBeard Thom J. /by
crokcrokcrok/
zelfgenoegzaamheidssyndroom 22 Dec
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hurtdeer i'd kill all the self-loathing if i
could describe myself as having
"zelfgenoegzaamheidsyndroom". would
never happen though (i am trash) 22
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recognize. /by crokcrokcrok/
zelfgenoegzaam sounds like a word to
do magic 22 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Aurist aurist /by crokcrokcrok/
zelfgenoegzaam is my favourite new
pokemon 22 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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recognize. crokcrokcrok hurtdeer seeing
that i am in belgium right now i am in
the perfect place to use
"zelfgenoegzaam" in a sentence. the real
question is: when 22 Dec //*Favorite*
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aurist crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i could use
it to describe the french belgians to the
flemish. i could describe the flemish to
the french, in turn, as "x nophobes" 22
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Peter Serafinowicz /by crokcrokcrok/
D rer the Expl rer 22 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer pretty
sure time turned alan watts turned into
jimmy wales:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Watts
22 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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Serafinowicz crokcrokcrok hurtdeer my
parent's favourite track i've done. woot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjkSE
wznXw 22 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer ItsDings Dings /by crokcrokcrok/

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@ @crokcrokcrok I think your parents
would rather you wear long sleeves
and hide your tracks! 22 Dec
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hurtdeer had a cool dream where my
friend took a drug that turned him into
a painting, and i got into a scary fight
with vanilla ice (and won) 24 Dec
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hurtdeer flush your face in the toilet
#lifehacks 24 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer if i've
determined anything from jungian analysis,
it's that if you fart in your dream, you
fart in real life 24 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer TheRealSomebody thE barren
/by crokcrokcrok/ Grow a pear 24 Dec
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ let's rename the plaenet
Jupiter. LEt's call it Hitler. Hitler
planet, the brightest star in the night
sky 25 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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barren crokcrokcrok hurtdeer merry
"gift"mas. heh. christ isn't real.
consumerism is a lie. mantras i repeat to
myself every year while i consume pee
for sustenance 25 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Thrush mydxmproblem fartdog. farting
dog /by crokcrokcrok/ i have never been
high in front of my mom before i hope i
can chalk it up to being drunk 25 Dec
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hurtdeer seriously though happy
holidays + get off twitter it's christmas
day goddamn nerds 25 Dec //*Favorite*
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fartdog. farting dog crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer not been inspired to be "funny"
recently just gonna draw shit instead

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http://twitpic.com/3jf6tj 25 Dec
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hurtdeer blunnnggtt
http://twitpic.com/3jfdb6 25 Dec
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hurtdeer diorp http://twitpic.com/3jfh5o
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer aimlessly sketching
things from my sketchbook, tablets "r" fun
http://twitpic.com/3jfmm1 25 Dec
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hurtdeer here's your christmas present,
a free download of one of my tracks.
please to enjoy:
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/scuttle
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ @protodildo
thanks for enjoying my noises 25 Dec
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ there are literally white
people whose biggest complaint about
their neighborhood is that deer eat
their gardens. think about that 26 Dec
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hurtdeer reminder that there are
people in the world yesterday who felt
disgust+anger towards their family
because they were Bought The Wrong
Present 26 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Thrush crokcrokcrok hurtdeer if you
repeat funny things people say back at
them, it's a sign of autism. do it on
twitter and its a sign of respect
#somethingtothinkabout 26 Dec
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hurtdeer #longfacebooknames
#selfdestructivelylongtwittertags 26 Dec
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hurtdeer subjects i like to "sperg out"
about on internet forums: team sports,
cocaine, group sex 26 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer nritchie07 Nick Ritchie /by
crokcrokcrok/ use the phrase "now you
will witness my true form" in a casual
setting #lifehacks 26 Dec //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
reminder that there's a cool track of
mine you can download:
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/scuttle
it's some reggae dubstep thing. its cool
26 Dec //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok im not
clicking that and i suggest all your
followers do the same 26 Dec
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hurtdeer disregard wood thrush's
advice in spite of my own retweeting of
it, thanks 26 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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Thrush crokcrokcrok hurtdeer feel like
going down in history? become the first
person to die drowned head first in snow
#lifehacks 27 Dec //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer to
answer your question, my favourite
style of music is pressing my head onto
my desk and hoping it all ends 27 Dec
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Horton Atonto /by crokcrokcrok/ woah
woah...dont stop walkin *awkwardly hurries
past vengeful seraphs on sidewalk
beating soul into oblivion w/ holy
weapons* keep cool... 27 Dec
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hurtdeer the kind of person who ditches
the credits + rushes home after a new
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wikipedia ASAP 7 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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Horton Atonto crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
there are probably people out there
who watch movies and other forms of
media purely so that they can
contribute to wikipedia more 7 Jan
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hurtdeer how can i help contribute to
the world's largest infomation bank???
*watches Gulliver's Travels 2010 remake,
notes down key plot points* 7 Jan
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dropkickpikachu egg w howard /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok but they
probably will never do an ounce of
scholarly research to contribute to any
actually useful article 7 Jan
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Ron Swanson /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@CelestialBeard Kinect fitness programs
address you with "Hello Newman" if
you're getting a bit fat. 7 Jan
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer punching gender
boundaries in the dick 8 Jan
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acharringgrill beuatiful hitler /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok punch
gender in the crouch 8 Jan
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hurtdeer @acaringgirl tapping my gender
gently on the vagina 8 Jan //*Favorite*
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beuatiful hitler crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
you have been banned from competing in
the Halo Reach Arena servers [Reason:
sorry bro, no virgins] 8 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer a
comprehensive list of my addictions: piss,
tits, poop, boner [citation needed] 8 Jan

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/by crokcrokcrok/ cherish the shame of
your existence #lifehacks 9 Jan
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hurtdeer whats the best way to share
internet memes to strangers on the
underground?? do i need to shell out
for an ipad or is there a DIY option 9
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beuatiful hitler /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@crokcrokcrok i'm sending out the viral
digital projector graffiti team to your
location as we speak 9 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@acaringgirl i don't want to explain how
but you have quite literally saved my
life 9 Jan //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer *introduces
keyboard cat to shady figure* *unspoken
deal is arranged* *wife and kids are set
free* 9 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer my wife
and child may be set free, however, my
own fate is still sealed until i can finally
acquire the ultimate anime... but at
what cost? 9 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer cursed
by a gypsy; now whenever i speak to
girls, i am doomed to talk at length
about children's cartoons i've never seen
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hurtdeer so was there a shooting spree
in america today or something?? i am
asking because i am surprised 9 Jan
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hurtdeer i am anti-gun because i could
write a novel around all the
regrettable things i would do if i owned
a pistol 9 Jan //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer for
example i would walk around town with
it pointing at my head, casually 9 Jan
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hurtdeer revolutionary new dieting
system used by millions: eat less food
fuckass 9 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
somebody should create an ultra-
realistic and violent horror film based on
katamari damancy 9 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer Obamagician Johnny
Fingerbangs /by crokcrokcrok/ Dead birds
spelled out "Free Tibet".
#ominousevents 10 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer one of
my tracks ilium, featured in null+void's
2010 roundup http://bit.ly/eKoVw6 thanks
@kirstiblips !! 10 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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Johnny Fingerbangs crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer THE MOST SICK AND
TWISTED COMEDY YOU WILL SEE
THIS YEAR (lead is rude sometimes,
swear words used sporadically, maybe
one joke about death) 12 Jan
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hurtdeer all hail the great prophet
margin 12 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer imagine
somebody made a film of your life and
put that requiem for a dream lux
aeterna track over all the sad parts 18
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hurtdeer imagine somebody made a film
of your life and put sum41's music over
the few happy parts 18 Jan
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about my life: has to be two hours of
looped footage of a dude shitting, poo
going out, poo going back in, etc 18 Jan
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shit /by crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok
imagine lux aeterna on repeat 18 Jan
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hurtdeer @ @ibkt oh god, would have
made for more effective war torture
music than drowning pool 18 Jan
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ @ExaltB2 i am
neither copying your facebook post or
adding you sorry 18 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer hoping
for the next big bio-technological
breakthrough; want to install a series of
mouths in my wall, have them speak in
unison with me 18 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer justin
bieber and miley cyrus wearing each
other's clothes and making out while
peaking on crack; a crowd around them,
cheering, clapping 18 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@ExaltB2 i may have added you but
your standoffish remark frightened me,
uncurled my stomach, made me chuck up
all over my room. so i didnt 18 Jan
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hurtdeer 3 years from now uproar
occurs as Nick Jonas (of the Jonas
Brothers) falls apart on stage while
cockroaches scatter from his limbs in
panic 18 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#rulesforgirls touch the dick!! touch the
dick!! 18 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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#iwishicould stop having hallucinatory
visions of my father in the room with me,
saying that he "is proud of me, but not
proud enough" 18 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer help i
have been kidnapped again, shouldn't
have followed/smoked the trail of bongs
down around the back alley, fuck ima lso
really baked 18 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Aurist aurist /by crokcrokcrok/
every time i try to tweet i start
vomiting a near endless stream of
laughing eyeballs 18 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer help i
have been kidnapped again, shouldn't
have followed/snorted that huge line of
cocaine,.ael; actually i reckon i can take
these guys on 18 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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aurist crokcrokcrok hurtdeer help i have
been kidnapped again, shouldn't have
followed/eaten that trail of acid tabs,
fuck *not kidnapped, sitting in a roadside
puddle* 18 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
kidnapped again, shouldn't have
followed/eaten that trail of ecstacy
pillsiFEE LFUCKING AMAZING THO oh
my god im having the best time 18 Jan
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hurtdeer lol if you have never been
"high" or "tripped" or "having a crises
wondering if your current situation is
permanent and/or if you are dead" 18
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hurtdeer being a human is the best, so
much better than being some dumb
animal doing boring shit *spends hours
filling in forms for council* 19 Jan
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mauxuam /by crokcrokcrok/ fav: White

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Cosmic Wizard (Duskky Remix) by Duskky
on #SoundCloud http://snd.sc/eRgxYC 19
Jan //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @KemberlySetterb i liked it
until the chorus happened, went from
interesting+weird to boring poppy version
of gogol bordello 19 Jan //*Favorite*
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mauxuam crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Fuhrerbunker probably would have
some vitriolic insult-each-other best
friend thing going on, with a few
embarrassing drunken "experiments" 19
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Rod Naquin /by crokcrokcrok/ An image
of God conceived as a song written in a
@justinbieber mode employing most
common, elemental and accessible every-
day rhetoric. 19 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i know
pressing thumbtacks into your eyes
hurts, son, but This Is The Way Life Is
And We Have All Got To Do It 19 Jan
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @TimoTuhkanen
presenting an alternate version of all my
tweets, ideal if the pollock background
on mine "freaks you out" (could happen?)
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer let's make heroin
not just legal, but mandatory, and see
what happens 19 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Sitting
in council office again, everyone seems
to have been replaced by intelligent
ants; feels more "relatable"+"pleasant"
here now 20 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer One of
the intelligent ants has come and
started brushing my hair, feels good, bit
scared to ask what gender it is 20 Jan

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hurtdeer Prospect of "making out" with
tendrils suddenly worrying me 20 Jan
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hurtdeer Went on date with ant, turns
out it is a girl ant, feel slightly relieved
but still predominantly
aprehensive/scared/horny/confused 20
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hurtdeer Ant says "she has just come
out of something messy and is just
looking for something simple/fun" not
convinced this is either 20 Jan
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hurtdeer Not sure whether to run or
see this to the end, how the ant has
not registered my fear I don't know,
maybe it's cultural/species related 20
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hurtdeer I mean on one hand she's frisky
and into autechre and Burroughs, on
the other hand, she's an ant 20 Jan
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hurtdeer should clarify at this point
that all ants i've referred to so far
have been at least 6 foot tall, no weird
business or anything 20 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer Oxynucid Oxynucid /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzoO
uNP1wg 20 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Oxynucid hahahaah again i just get
the feeling tim and eric are personally
out to parody my life 20 Jan
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hurtdeer holy shit the ant has a nice
apartment 20 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer kissing
gigantic intelligent ant turned out to be
deeply unpleasant, however sex was
really good, feeling increasingly
confused/frightened 20 Jan
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hurtdeer think i might be in love with
the ant? not sure what dad will say.
mum won't care, already disowned me
since i turned out hetero 20 Jan
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hurtdeer is it gay to suck on the
antennas of a female ant, need to know,
or is this all still kind of moot when
you're "doing an ant" 20 Jan
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Fuhrerbunker cowboy dan /by
crokcrokcrok/ everybody is constantly
horrified of everyone and everything;
pretend you're not. #lifehax 20 Jan
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hurtdeer stuck between 149/151 followers
for like 2 months, prob cause "i'll follow
this guy, his music's alright, oh wait hes
talking about ant sex" 21 Jan
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer or "this guy tells
some pretty good ant sex stories, wait
what's this techno shit he keeps talking
about" 21 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer ibkt a real shit /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok thats the
one 21 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@yellcork technically it's all
interpretative, but essentially, yes, i
want my listeners to feel, and know,
what its like to fuck an ant 21 Jan
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so intent on ascribing meaning to
deterministic results of natural
processes in a largely empty universe??"
- a fucking ant 21 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer is it
possible to hire animals as session
musicians, want a harmonised (Daug7)
"woof" over my track, back alley dogs
just not "getting" it 21 Jan //*Favorite*
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Helo AngusSecondLine Angus Second Line
/by crokcrokcrok/ Incredibly sick remix by
my brother (not just saying that). For
FREE:
http://circuitreerecords.bandcamp.com/tr
ack/borm-duskky-remix 21 Jan
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hurtdeer only just realised dogs singing
a "daug7" chord is kind of a pun i guess
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer oh nice i'm in
musicians/producers now, seems like a
cool list to hang in, hi everyone 22 Jan
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hurtdeer start selling drugs, you'll
either get rich or hooked on your own
supply, either way your life's problems
will become trivial #lifehacks 22 Jan
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hurtdeer this piece of shit marionette i
just bought isn't working at all, what the
hell #NoStringsAttached 22 Jan
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Gregory Violet /by crokcrokcrok/ Buff
dude in child's spider man costume
getting mad at the ATM 22 Jan
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hurtdeer yes let's totally get pointlessly
angry at things outside of our own
control, sounds productive
#thingsthatpissmeoff 22 Jan

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leducviolet Gregory Violet /by
crokcrokcrok/ too much dub, not enough
step ~ me, to a dog 22 Jan
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hurtdeer heads up, youre not really an
"electronic musician" until you've written
a skweee track that's culminated in sex
favours for your ding dong 22 Jan
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer "ding dong" is non-
gender specific in my definition of it btw,
jsyk, fyi 22 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer exactly
the kind of dumb shit sitting on the
eurostar inspires me to write:
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/good-
mood-skweee 22 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer at the
ryanair check-in, if they point out your
luggage is over weight, complain for 20
minutes and then start pulling out the
dead cats 22 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer michael
gove should stop fucking about and just
replace primary school with child
gladiatorial pits 22 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
daily twitter trends are pretty much
concrete proof that the average person
has shit taste in everything 22 Jan
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hurtdeer you'd literally have to be
insane or down with some spiritual
stockholm syndrome to both be observant
and buy that #godmakesnomistakes 22
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hurtdeer michael gove might actually be
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our schools as shit as possible, come to
think of it 22 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer just
kidding, gove couldn't do anything of
worth for our species, he is human pee
pee 22 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer god
made everyone for a reason, he told me
mine was to call everyone a dumb cunt.
seems kind of mean :( 22 Jan
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hurtdeer actually the entire point of
existence was for somebody to
eventually invent Footwurk
#godmakesnomistakes 22 Jan
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hurtdeer hatas our motivation / hatas
our motivation / this is real dogg /
hatas our motivation / dj nate on the
track <-- unflinching proof of God 22 Jan
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hurtdeer hatas our motivation would
actually make for a pretty cool gospel
choir song 22 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer oldboy
isn't that gross. it's about palpable to
what you get if you hang out on any
internet forum for a year 23 Jan
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hurtdeer i mean i think stories of human
experience can be told through even
grosser mediums. I'm gonna film a love
story based around pukegobblers 23 Jan
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hurtdeer probably could have found
something grosser than a "pukegobbler",
but i kind of just wrote the word and
instantly fell in love with it 23 Jan
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hurtdeer @ @sick_fedora
@Wood_Thrush coming out of what, his
house?? 23 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
pukegobbler (n), [pyook-gob-ler], 1. he who
gobbles puke 2. he who consumes vomit
3. he who drinks the barf 4. michael gove
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer looking forward to
day when i can torrent emotions, looking
to install "immeasurable sense of
inexplicable fear" onto brain permanently
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok just did
a gender uninstall 27 Jan //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Wood_Thrush i had all genders
installed, completely pointless and
unfortunately filled my brain with
spyware 27 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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Thrush crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Miss
Whore Cuntwhore #hoeishfemalenames
27 Jan //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ @boxda i
would probably feel somewhat "ennui" if
my computer was in a trashcan, possible
catch 22?? 27 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i've held
a single, constant fart for well over an
hour #improudtosay 27 Jan
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J. Lesley Feezberg /by crokcrokcrok/ oh
dur hur VIDEO GAMES ARE VIOLENT
AND JUVENILE HUH well watch this
*giant ass fills tv screen, fart smells waft
from your xbox controller* 27 Jan
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hurtdeer @ @lildanzig faux-historical

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setting and strong homoerotic
undertones kind of push these things
much more in the "art" area; see also:
300 27 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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Lesley Feezberg crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
@ @lildanzig oh wait you mentioned
300, see also: spartacus, or something
else, i guess 27 Jan //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Penny
Bong Slutpowder #hoeishfemalenames
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer Rebecca Tit
Boobjuice #hoeishfemalenames 27 Jan
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hurtdeer Georgina Infinite Bordellomix
#hoeishfemalenames 27 Jan
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hurtdeer a tiny pair of wings for my dick
#februarywish 1 Feb //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer Happy_Loam Giorgio Corroder
/by crokcrokcrok/ Shimmy shimmy ya
shimmy yam shimmy yay / Gimme the
remote so i can watch anime 1 Feb
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hurtdeer a bong that works on
hammerspace physics, to attain the
infinite high #februarywish 1 Feb
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer a small army of
2-inch tall Billie Pipers, serving under my
bidding #februarywish 1 Feb //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer rokcrokcrok hurtdeer letters
"y", "q" and "g" have apparently been
illegal this entire time #newwikileaks 1
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Cory Doctorass /by crokcrokcrok/ Wood
Thrush: quite the ladies' man in person,
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
homosexuality grants immortality
provided you never actually have sex
with somebody #newwikileaks 1 Feb
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer everything is "a
waste of time" #newwikileaks 1 Feb
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hurtdeer video games cause autism
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer bonghits
cure autism #newwikileaks
#whatthegovernmentdoesntwantyoutokno
w 1 Feb //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer vagina causes
AND cures autism #newwikileaks 1 Feb
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hurtdeer Two and a Half Men, officially
"not funny" on "a logical, clear, and
objective level" #newwikileaks 1 Feb
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hurtdeer all crokcrokcrok tweets to be
instated into the national archive, also
first literary media to be introduced at
first contact #newwikileaks 1 Feb
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hurtdeer scientists announce that power
animals are an actual real thing, and
that some people are genuinely dragons
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
scientists also announce that incest
cures cancer #newwikileaks 1 Feb
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hurtdeer capricorn cures incest
#runningoutofideas #hashtag #fuck 1
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Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush /by
crokcrokcrok/ Question Harlot will fuck
you for $20/hr while doubting
established beliefs about life and society
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hurtdeer @ @dropkickpikachu i met
nobuo umatsu once. he was busy
cutting+snorting like 8 amphetamine pills
but he took the time to call me a
"faggo" 1 Feb //*Favorite* <#>
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Thrush crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i imagine
everyone behind the final fantasy series
of games lives a pretty heavy carefree
sex/drugs/rock+roll lifestyle 1 Feb
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hurtdeer Shigeru Miyamoto speeding
down the highway at 180km/h after a
vodka and cocaine binge 1 Feb
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hurtdeer i can no longer handle the
fact you temporarily turn into a literal
eldritch abomination upon climax
#breakupexcuses 1 Feb //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i
wouldn't call myself an alcoholic, but i
do keep a fishtank full of vodka
(otherwise empty) and tend to dunk my
head in it for a while 2 Feb
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hurtdeer also engineered my toilet to
flush with whiskey, sometimes i just lie
there face in and pull the lever 2 Feb
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hurtdeer Mothers Against Noise
Podcast #4 A>>" Oxynucid
http://bit.ly/eaPNah i helped present
and did a mix on this as well word up
y'all 2 Feb //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer we

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should resolve all small claims court
dealings through hell in a cell matches
imho 4 Feb //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer DFA1979
reuinited????? quickly guys we need to
edit the 6,000,000 wikipedia pages that
mention that they're defunct 4 Feb
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hurtdeer urpy dupry durp some techno
i've got coming out soon durp durp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvsOh
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hurtdeer leducviolet Gregory Violet
/by crokcrokcrok/ Fuck a car that reads
me facebook statuses after dates, I
want one that will goatse my windshield
when that fateful url crosses my
twitfeed 9 Feb //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer TimoTuhkanen Timo Tuhkanen
/by crokcrokcrok/ what a load of
@crokcrokcrok shit 7 Feb //*Favorite*
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Gregory Violet TimoTuhkanen Timo
Tuhkanen /by crokcrokcrok/ still a load
of @crokcrokcrok shit 14 Feb
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer 15 second stable
timeloop of a car hitting a groundhog
over and over again 17 Feb
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dinosaurjrrk lllyelll :-D /by crokcrokcrok/
rusko presents: 7 uninteruted hours of
messiaen's organ works with that stupid
croaking/wobwob noise playing at the
same time #dubstep #la 22 Feb
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hurtdeer can't really think of anything
funny to say these days, my usual muse
of locking children in bins with bricks on
the lids not working 22 Feb //*Favorite*
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lllyelll :-D Wood_Thrush Wood Thrush
/by crokcrokcrok/ via @TheOnion -
Nation Somehow Shocked By Human
Nature Again onion.com/eWXYhT 22
Feb //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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Jack /by crokcrokcrok/ #hurtdeer was
the single most influential album of my
life - it OOZED a GRITTY surreal vibe
that would GREASE the way for future
albums 26 Feb //*Favorite* <#>
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Thrush crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
people of the london underground are
some of the most gormless you will ever
meet. literally. they have no gorms. none.
1 Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <# A>> Jack crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer *makes survival horror game*
*puts in easy combat mechanic* *adds
lots of ammo* *alerts you when enemies
spawn* fuck this is scary!!!! 1 Mar
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hurtdeer oh yeah buy these albums
http://brokenbubble.bandcamp.com/ 1 Mar
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hurtdeer hope multiple worlds theory is
true; find it comforting to think that,
whenever i cross the road, some other
me got splattered by a truck 1 Mar
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lllyelll :-D /by crokcrokcrok/ retweet this
every time you scream "if you have a
problem with credence clearwater
revival, you have a problem with me"
out the bus window 2 Mar //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
scientists discover the ultimate tweet, a
retweet generator capable of powering
a small country. the last word in it is
"fartboxxx" 2 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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lllyelll :-D crokcrokcrok hurtdeer 1000
tweets holy

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shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoops out of spac 2 Mar //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i
wonder how many coherent novels i
could write out of rearranging all the
words i've pointlessly expunged into
phone texts and the internet 2 Mar
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Planetmurecords Planet Mu /by
crokcrokcrok/ Remix a @faltydl track
and feature on a planet mu release at
@selftitedmag http://bit.ly/hpkurW 2
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer *remixes faltyDL, uses samples
of people saying "fuck!" and about 4
minutes of YOI YOI YOI YOI YOI wobbles*
aw yea dance floor killa 2 Mar
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hurtdeer this summer's hot blockbuster
thriller; Cops vs. Cops 2 Mar
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brendle what /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@crokcrokcrok sounds like an erotic
thriller... 2 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@brendlewhat you're thinking of this
summer's hot erotic thriller; Cops on
Cops 2 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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brendle what crokcrokcrok hurtdeer also
worth mentioning is this summer's tragic
drama post-arthouse film Cops by Cops 2
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer cops on cops on cops on cops
on cops on cops on cops on cops on cops
on cops on cops on cops on cops on cops
on cops #copycop 2 Mar //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@CelestialBeard i got about 20 seconds
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eyes and started throwing up
everywhere 2 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i think
the point in cocaine is to ruin someone
else's day and feel really great about
it 2 Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ItsHumanity ive
seen your bird avatar for years and
only now do i realise that its left arm is
super long and way out of proportion 2
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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siegfried /by crokcrokcrok/ C.R.E.A.M. =
Caucasians Ruin Everything Around Me 2
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer looking forward to the day
when my expensive PR managers force
me to pretend most of my life didn't
happen 2 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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siegfried Slabs_ L. Ron Swanson /by
crokcrokcrok/ Blade Runner Zero to
feature zany CG prototype replicant kid
named Lil Ricky Deckard 3 Mar
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Kirsti Weir /by crokcrokcrok/ "When
looking at something like News
Corporation's takeover of BSkYB it is
often hard to pick out who is the
biggest cunt" 3 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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Ron Swanson BANGFACE James
Bangface /by crokcrokcrok/ BANGFACE
Weekender 2011 - Leftfield, Jeff Mills,
Atari Teenage Riot +++ ;)
http://twitpic.com/45yg8e 4 Mar
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hurtdeer and lol if you aren't spending
at least three days this year getting
"fucked" around "music and people you
enjoy" 4 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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James Bangface crokcrokcrok hurtdeer

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exclusively use nude pictures taken for
artistic merit as your porno
#fuckthesystem 5 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@ItsHumanity nah i don't think i did. i do
remember it though 5 Mar //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@ItsHumanity i haven't got a clue. that
track is haemorrhaging hihats 5 Mar
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hurtdeer @ @ItsHumanity it would
have plausibly already happened, only i
don't think being near chopping devices is
good when i'm "on a ton of drugs" 5 Mar
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DJCogidubnus Cogidubnus /by
crokcrokcrok/ BB02 by Duskky out now
on Broken Bubble, go get it at
http://brokenbubble.bandcamp.com/album/
aber-ep 3 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer ItsHumanity Jack /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok I have all
your albums! "Real Slick" "The Dirt"
"Combing" and the b sides limited edition
"Festering Beatrix" 5 Mar //*Favorite*
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Cogidubnus crokcrokcrok hurtdeer next
album will probably (definitely) be named
"Festering Beatrix" now, all-round
excellent name, thanks @ItsHumanity 5
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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/by crokcrokcrok/ weed is dead rip
weed 6 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer you can
buy these two cool albums by
cogidubnus and duskky for AL2 each if
you use the tag "bargain"
http://brokenbubble.bandcamp.com/ <--- 12
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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zone, to make up for it this tweet is
funny as fuck 12 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer insult
them on twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#waystopissoffafatperson 13 Mar
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hurtdeer just kidding, no matter how
much of a physical manifestation of
western greed you are, nobody
deserves to be insulted in twitter 13
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer honestly, some of my best
friends are fat. i keep them tied
downstairs and stuff meat and chocolate
into their mouths. they scream at night
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer what defines a
fat person for you? for me; are you
wider than: [-------------------------]?
disgusting 13 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer we
need an objective, clear, recorded
physical measurement for art, like the
international prototype kilogram does for
weights 13 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i'd like
to nominate one of my tracks to be
stored as the international prototype of
music, in france somewhere 13 Mar
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hurtdeer a highly volatile piece of music
only allowed to be observed by well-
trained audio scientists fitted with the
right safety equipment 13 Mar
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hurtdeer my EP is out, it's very nice
electronic music, i'm very proud of it
and it's cheap;
http://brokenbubble.bandcamp.com/album/i
-am-decay 14 Mar //*Favorite* <#>

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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@ItsHumanity nope sorry not while it's
being run out of my friends pockets :( 14
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer you can literally be totally
morally bankrupt a creature as you like
if you tell good jokes and have a nice
face #lifehacks 14 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@ItsHumanity weird because i wrote
that by reversing karma police? gbp is
magical money that increases your
attractiveness when you spend it 14 Mar
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Jack /by crokcrokcrok/ If you're a dirty
fucking crooked toothed Brit buy my
friends music plz http://bit.ly/eFBXJP
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BevisSimpson Tony homo /by
crokcrokcrok/ Just tried gay sex for
first time, don't get the hype. Seemed
exactly like the 'no homo' sex I usually
have with my bros 21 Mar //*Favorite*
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Jack crokcrokcrok hurtdeer hahaha
imagine being 30 and not knowing what
alcohol tastes like ahahaha 21 Mar
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer imagine being the
kind of person who is proud of having not
experienced things. imagine valuing your
life by what you don't do 21 Mar
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hurtdeer @ @Wood_Thrush you would
make a good alcoholic, is this something
you've considered 21 Mar //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Wood_Thrush i was alright at it but i
can't go back since i got fired for
checking facebook on the job 21 Mar

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hurtdeer if you don't want to talk to
someone, quickly mention that you've
done acid, and then occasionally just
blank out mid-sentence #lifehacks 21 Mar
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hurtdeer imagine being the kind of person
who's life's greatest moment of passion
involved repeatedly shouting
WHERETHEFUCKISMYBURGER at a mc
donalds 21 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer brendlewhat brendle what /by
crokcrokcrok/ I'm starting a club to
capitalize on Hipsters. its 10 dollars not
to join. 21 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
reminder that the fact that the
majority of twitter is horrible and boring
is actually a reflection on society itself
21 Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer all odd numbers
are "i hate myself", all even numbers
are "i love myself" #100factsaboutme 21
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer @ @SoNeurotypical i am fully
equated with sturgeon's law, however, i
feel people could do with a quick
reminder on the logic behind sociopathy
21 Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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thebibandit naaate /by crokcrokcrok/
hidden warp pipe in simpsons dvd menu
take me to the negative seasons!! can
tell theyre super funny even tho i dont
speak sumerian 15 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer thebibandit naaate /by
crokcrokcrok/ the jet black 800-foot
walls lined with unknown skulls depress
me too honey but we both agreed WAR
CUBE was the best house we could
afford 14 Mar //*Favorite* <#>

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naaate toastbeard Rod Naquin /by
crokcrokcrok/ A fart infinitely expanding;
a circularly manifested and argued fart
residing in manifold silence. A fart
modified and exquisitely detailed. 22
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> naaate crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer i wonder how many people
start following me without reading my
tweets? i hallucinate headless children;
also i'm a cannibal; also pcp rules 22
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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el_qdoba_luncha EL COBRA LUCHA /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok im
following you and i still haven't read
your tweets. AH AH AH AH 23 Mar
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer married my own lack of self-
worth today. spent ages finding a
minister i could bribe into doing so. what
an idiotic waste of my day+money 23
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer quick way to be
famous: win the lottery, then publicly
eat the money instead of spending it 23
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer quick way to be famous: go to
a major sporting event, run into the
centre of the pitch, curl up into the
foetal position and start sobbing 23 Mar
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hurtdeer quick way to be famous: be
really good at rapping or golf or some
other activity 23 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer falcon
punch a baby 23 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer TimoTuhkanen Timo Tuhkanen
/by crokcrokcrok/ the object of one is
food the other drinknird rehto eth doof
si eno fo tcejbo eht 18 Feb //*Favorite*

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hurtdeer thebibandit naaate /by
crokcrokcrok/ FUCKING SICK OF HOSpital
staff&police ignorance toward
experimental music. here in SOVIET
OHIO circuit bending a ventilator =
manslaughter.. 22 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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Tuhkanen crokcrokcrok hurtdeer if we
absolutely have to archive twitter for
future generations lets be sure to
delete everything except @thebibandit
and @Wood_Thrush first 23 Mar
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green /by crokcrokcrok/ Photo: I have no
bomer and I must scream (second
version) http://tumblr.com/xty1usgimr 23
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hurtdeer i just shot my motivation in
the head and i can't really be fucked to
hide the body 23 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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green crokcrokcrok hurtdeer it's time:
eat everything you own 23 Mar
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hurtdeer @jenihead @aleafyghost
Requiem in D Minor, Op. 48 23 Mar
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hurtdeer music fade outs are for
chumps. imagine a book where the text
slowly faded to white. or a tv show
that carefully turned itself off 23 Mar
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hurtdeer @ @aleafyghost nice, i will
have to get a hold of that 23 Mar
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hurtdeer @ @kirstiblips hahaha, except
sparking up a joint would be a great
way to delete my motivation from all
existence :( 23 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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crokcrokcrok/ smash the patriarchy!!! but
first, wine 24 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer fuck
having principles 24 Mar //*Favorite*
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alex b crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @jenihead
@mydxmproblem *throws frisbee*
*ultrasonic dog barks happily* *glass
shatters for miles* *bones of children
fracture into pieces* 24 Mar
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hurtdeer @jenihead who's a good boy!!!
*ultrasonic dog yaps* *clutch my head
and fall as my ears sting w/ searing pain
and blood drips from my eyes* 24 Mar
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hurtdeer *ultrasonic dog scratches at
the door, lets out a faint bark* *hoards
of bats come crashing through the
windows* OH GOD MY WIFE AND
CHILDREN 24 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer a cool,
free compilation with tracks by myself,
wagawaga, second line, cogidubnus,
duskky, sorrow, and macka:
http://bit.ly/eCWCv4 27 Mar
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hurtdeer @dirtyputa my bed is also
covered with a giant pile of clothing;
maybe we should introduce them 27
Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @dirtyputa and that's not
even mentioning my floor's erotic
collection of empty vodka and wine
bottles 27 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@dirtyputa we're actually from the
same government experiment, i was test
tube child #3, you were #41. i think the
others are all dead 27 Mar
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//*Reply* <#> A>> hurtdeer crokcrokcrok
hurtdeer double standards: hoard
empty liquor bottles in your room and
some people will actually be impressed.
hypodermic needles, on the other hand-
27 Mar //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet*
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer going paintballing
today, should i get drunk beforehand
a'yes a'no a'do acid instead 27 Mar
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hurtdeer i get pretty depressed
sometimes, weird though, i mean how
depressed can you be when youve had
the experience of wearing a vagina like
a hat 27 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer i'm going
to hell for that last joke!!! or maybe i'm
going to hell because i ritually eat
human flesh over a pentagram; can't
remember 27 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer 'Single
A>>Taken A>>"The women have
surrounded my house and have become
fanatical screeching banshees, heard a
window break, i fear for my life 27 Mar
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hurtdeer let's give all films+games the
same soundtrack *pizzicato violins* *horn
crescendos* *thematic strings* *timpanis*
oh man what an atmosphere 29 Mar
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hurtdeer danny elfman's crime against
the progression of film music has gone on
for long enough 29 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#uknoyoughettowhen you've consumed
the flesh of thousands and infected
countless others with your parasite
spores. g'blaghculth vrak c'lflrg 30 Mar
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hurtdeer fuck #thismorning and
#allothermornings 30 Mar //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer ItsHumanity Jack /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok this
morning sucks bollocks balls! 30 Mar
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hurtdeer @ @talbotevbgpp8 why am i
watching a video on making money fast
that sounds like it was recorded in a
dude's bathroom 31 Mar //*Favorite*
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Jack drewtoothpaste drewtoothpaste
/by crokcrokcrok/ BREAKING NEWS: The
government is controlling us. If they
didn't, we'd just shit everywhere and
yell constantly because people are
animals. 31 Mar //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wAasK
m3IEI funny british politics thing 1 Apr
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AngusSecondLine Angus Second Line /by
crokcrokcrok/ I made a track with my
friend @crokcrokcrok
soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/hippo 3 Apr
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hurtdeer god damn it i got de-listed
from something. now "furries" is back in
full view *yiffs distressingly* 5 Apr
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer having a power
animal is not the same as being a
furry!!!pLeAsE gUiDe Me iN tHeSe
TrOuBlEd TiMeZ MuFaSa 5 Apr
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hurtdeer quick way to be famous:
become the first ever talking dog (note:
dogs only) 6 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@thePTcruiser no. oh wait. yeah 6 Apr

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beuatiful hitler /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@crokcrokcrok hate yiffing 5 Apr
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hurtdeer in the next few years we will
finally begin to see the first batch of
children named after pokemon, by their
parents 6 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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beuatiful hitler crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
#ifgovernmentshutsdown people will use
the streets as a toilet and all problems
will be solved with violence. check
belgium for reference 7 Apr
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hurtdeer consider listening to music that
i have just made:
http://soundcloud.com/hurtdeer/sezyjgi
due-damri 8 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@Ross_RGB you are a modern day
knight/paladin/jedi/superman 8 Apr
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hurtdeer @ @ItsHumanity i have
considered j dilla before but out of
respect for you i'll do it again 8 Apr
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hurtdeer @ @Ross_RGB sorry i will
continue to call you
knight/paladin/jedi/superman and there
isn't a great deal you can do about it
8 Apr //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @ItsHumanity it's in
7/4....perhaps that's a bit...mind
blowing....trippy.............. 8 Apr //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@dogboner as god's favourite son, it
would be impossible to hit
@Wood_Thrush without facing some
intense karmic retribution 8 Apr

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hurtdeer @ @ItsHumanity dizze rascal
is my hero. hes just a rascal 8 Apr
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hurtdeer @ @tom_wholemeal
@Ross_RGB what is "prick"??? is this
honorary title of elegance in your
country??? if so i hope one day i will be
"prick" 8 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer buried
along with his gadgets, blu-rays and
copies of FHM #atawhitepersonfuneral 8
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brendle what /by crokcrokcrok/ Hello, I
was in Wal-Mart to buy clothes and
thought I'd get a handgun designed
solely for the purpose of murdering
another person. #reality 8 Apr
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michael /by crokcrokcrok/ "no one man
should have all this flour" me, in a
bakery about to make some shit happen
8 Apr //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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ryanpequin Ryan Pequin /by
crokcrokcrok/ New illustration up at
ryanpequin.com:
http://ryanpequin.com/scream/ 9 Apr
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hurtdeer Twister 2: Hypertwist 9 Apr
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hurtdeer @ @ryanpequin seconding
that; those drawings are awesome 9 Apr
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer solve all race
issues with Starcraft (the first skirmish
will be on the fairness of pointing out
the obvious Asian bias in this method) 9
Apr //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer @ @TristaSarchet60
WOOOOWWWW thats a lot of words
about something i really am totally
indifferent about 9 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@TristaSarchet60 sorry maybe that
was mean; i will clarify though: the only
time i will ever seriously play starcraft
is by accident 9 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer destroy
anything the instant you see it
#lifehacks 9 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer casualmalexlfan Casual Male
XL Fan /by crokcrokcrok/ @
@crokcrokcrok phew. my pen0r is safe 9
Apr //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer ha hahahaha ha dick joeks!!! 9
Apr //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
//*Reply* <#> A>> Casual Male XL Fan
crokcrokcrok hurtdeer every single
humorous statement inevitably breaks
down, at its most abstract level, into a
dick or fart joke. and you have to
respect that. 9 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @
@kirstiblips @bangface 5 weeks!!!!! !! !!! 11
Apr //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer quick way to be famous: grow
30ft tall in an instant (note: go outside
first) 11 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer brendlewhat brendle what /by
crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok yeah let
me just go outside *remains seated,
staring at you with awesome face* 11
Apr //*Favorite* <#> //*Retweet* <#>
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hurtdeer at my last job interview i
asked if they where going to be checking
their employees twitter feed, and they
said yes. still unemployed btw 11 Apr
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crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ @ItsHumanity i
like you!!!! i like you!!!!!! i likr you!!!! i like
yow@ i lerkl lfitkgkfs'r
wkgwk'w'kgw'zsg'wa'gr'ahrwj' 11 Apr
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hurtdeer @ @ItsHumanity erm! no
thanks! doing so would undermine my
asexual genderqueer sexuality 11 Apr
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hurtdeer @ @mydxmproblem @ibkt
theres usually an underlying reason. for
example im attracted to clouds and
mushrooms because i crave the
apocalypse 16 hours ago //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer the
reason why Fallout is so popular is
because deep down we want to tickle
our thanatos drive and see everything
destroyed #damnitstrue 15 hours ago
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hurtdeer thats why they could afford
to get sarcastic guy from friends to
voice act. the end of the world is Big
Business 15 hours ago //*Favorite* <#>
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer as well
as Liam "WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER I
WILL FIND YOU I WILL KILL YOU" Neeson
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer @ @ibkt
if you survived you could explore a
whole new direction of fetishes involving
radiation and possibly even mutations.
think about it 15 hours ago //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer crokcrokcrok hurtdeer
prediction: fetishism will become accepted
to the point of academic study in 50
years, and involve exploration into the
abstract/avant garde 15 hours ago
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hurtdeer "cubist fetishists" 15 hours ago
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hurtdeer yeah well i was complaining
earlier but really all those previous
tweets are exactly why i'm
unemployable 15 hours ago //*Favorite*
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hurtdeer CandyDesk Senatorial Delights
/by crokcrokcrok/ @ @crokcrokcrok
Cubist fetishism is too predictable.
Stuckism fetish forever 15 hours ago
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naaate /by crokcrokcrok/ Factual
Errors: Gender reassignment surgery can
not be performed on a car bomb to
disarm it. 1 Apr //*Favorite* <#>
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