He’s

Dead!
After 10 consecutive years, Osama has finally
relinquished his title of global Hide and Seek
Champion and by default it now passes to Made-
line McCann. Formerly the World’s most re-
clusive and elusive man, a series of catastroph-
ic errors have exposed him and put him plum
in the middle of the World’s media crossfire.

Despite mastering Facebook's convoluted pri-

Bin Laden's fate was sealed during the recent
Playstation Network's "intrusion", his achilles
heel was an incredible hypocrisy when consid-
ering his Jihadist roots. Osama was addicted
to Gran Turismo and had recently entered his
personal information into the PSN so that he
could compete in the game's online functions.
vacy settings, Osama was unable to predict the
recent security flaw and the theft of 77 mil-
lion user's information. Much less the speed
of which the Hacker's were able to process this
and start profiting from their ill gotten gains.
The group widely thought to be responsible
for the great consumer data theft of 2011 are
known as Anonymous. The members of this
online Anarchic co-operative are continu-
ing their quest for righteousness and peace on
this increasingly fibre-optic encrusted Earth.

Now, with the benefit of hindsight, it is very

unlikely that OBL would make the same
mistake twice. Never trust a huge corpora-
tion with your private details, to them it mat-
ters not one bit what happens to your details
and the security of which is lackadaisical.
The ironic nature of the situation where
a group of cyber activists, sharing simi-
lar goals to that of the US Government,
should not be allowed to go without mention.