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Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
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