==============funny sms=============

� ur eyes patakha ..
ur lips rocket ..
ur ears chakri ..
ur smile phuljarri ..
ur personality bomb ..

beta!! nikal ley ..

im coming wid
"matchis"

� girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi

boy: ma baap
girl:yes
boy: khana penna
girl: yes
boy: sari dunya
girl: yes
boy:star plus
girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro

� practical tip,
agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
or agar ghussa huee to
bajee dar gai bajee dar gai..

� aapko kabhi koi gham na ho..

apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho..
apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend
jiski umer 60 sa kam na ho ...

� to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,"damn i am really so cute"

u will overcome your sadness.but don't make this a habit. coz liars go to hell !!

� 1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "tu gadha aur doosray ka naam tha
"mai
gadha".
"tu gadha" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...

� yun raton ko na jago

so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo
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� ****attendance***

*pappu !

yes sir

*bablu !
yes sir

*tinku !

yes sir

*gullu !

yes sir

*ullu !
??
ullu?
????????
????????
???????????
??????????????
????????????????
button na dabbau
attendence
lagwaoooo........

� tu chaand maange main chaand de du,

tu raat maange main raat de du,
tu dil maange main dil de du,
tu jaan maange......
abe bas departmental store samajh rakha hai kya???

� pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi vim baar, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya

� yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki

khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........allah ke
naam pe dede baba:-d

� pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi vim baar, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya

� sardar ji had twins named tin & martin.again had twins named peter &
repeater.again had twins named max & climax.again had twins,he got fed up &
named stop & full stop...

� biryani khany ki dua neet karta hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15
say 20 botion kay bamay zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff
bismillah...

�
>---->
>---->
>---->
ja mere sms k teer ja ,
jo mujhe sms na kare uske
dimagh main ghus ja....

<----<
<----<
wapis q aya?
ans:uske pass to
dimagh hi nahi hai !

� arz kia hai

janam teri yad mai

hame dastt lag gae

thora ghor farmae

k janam teri yaad mai

hame dastt laggae

ye bhi to anso hain

bus raste badal gae..

� hugli !
hugli !
hugli !
dugli !
dugli dugli !
bugli bugli !
bugli !!!!
hanso mat !
ye mantar rang kala karne ka tha jo tumne parh liya ab kia ho ga ? ?

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� ishq ke school mein naya mahole tayyar ho gaya class ki teacher ko pappu se
pyar hogaya yeh sun ker sari class ka dil udass ho gaya sari class fail aur pappu
pas ho gaya.

� kanjusi ka jab award diya jaega,tab tumhara num sab se pehle aaega,ab
ghalti se bhi sms nahi karna warna ye award kisi or ko mil jaega..

� santa singh: which is the most painful delivery in world?

banta singh: sunny deol ki maa ki.
santa: wo kaise?
banta: wo nikla gaddi le ke..

� cow eats grass!!!

dats normal....

human fall in love!!!!

dats ok......

but!!!

when monkey press keypads

incredible

still pressing

unbeliveble!!!!!!

� what do you call a wife who is sexy,

beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
answer : a rumor!

� i want to tell you something

but it is secret

plz do not tell it to others

i am sharing it only with you

but you have to wait for 3sec

1........

2......

3.......

now listen

" i am fine today"

� girl: is dress ka kya price hai? shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss. girl: aur us dress
ka?
shopkeeper: 10 kiss. girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

� kamaal ke
nakhre tere
ajib tera
style hai...

moun dhone ki tameez nahi aur

haatho mein mobile hai

� kia le kar aye the dunia main?

kia le kar jaoo gay?
mujhe sms na kar k zaalim
tum kitnay paisay bachaoo gay?
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� munna bhai: circuit agar bina dantoon ka kuta kate to kya karne ka ???
circuit: bole to simple bhai .. bina sui ka injection lene ka ..

� railway mein job karni hai?

rs.88000 milegi
....
......
..........
................

kaam yeh ke train ki "head lights" toot gaye hen aap ko moam bati le ker train
ke aage aage bhagna hai

� calender of love
jan-rose
feb-propose
mar-gift
april-lift
may-cheating
june-dating
july-miss u
aug-kiss u
sep-romence
oct-sex
nov-relax
dec-next

� on a romantic date sardar's girl friend ask him "darling on our

engagement will u give me a ring" sardar said, ya sure wats ur phone number

� what is meant by abcdefg... a boy can do everything for a girl

and gfedcba means... girl forgets everything done n catches new boy
again......

� lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,

7 phero k satth koi apko bhand jaeja,
abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo ,
kya pata kal kaun cartoon apko saup diya jayega...

� shah jahan ne taj mahal ki her dewar ko dekha, her menar ko dekha, har kaleen
ko dakha, har khidki ko dekha
or bola....
maa kasam
bohut kharcha ho gaya hai
 � tum apun ko itna sms karta hai!
apun ko reply karne ko majbur karta hai!
kya iske piche koi plan hai?
ya auro ki tarah tum bi apun ka fan hai!
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� arey yaar sms tou neechey hai tou neechey jaoo

aur neechey

aur neechey

aur neechey
abey pagal ho kia neechey he dekhey ja rahey ho!!

� what is the difference in monkey and donkey?

monkey saves this message and donkey delete it.
choice yours what will you do?
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� one tourist from u.s.a. asked to sardar: any great man born in this village???
sardar: no sir, only small babies!!!

� dil se dil laga kar tiu dekho

hamari yaad main ansoo baha kar tu dekho
sms tu kia hum cal bhi karaygay
1 bar hamary mobiile main card dalwakar tu dekho

� ye

mera,

ye

mera,

ye,
mera,

ye

mera,

ye

mera,

ye

ye
mera,

mera,

ye

mera,

style hai tang karny ka!!!!

� chori chori yeh aana jana chhorh do

chupke chupke yon nazar milana chhorh do

kisi din bohat pito gay unse tum

yeh masjidon se jootay churana chhorh do.

� ek kaam karow...
is msg ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai!!!

� woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..

woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey..
phir yoon hooa keh hamara bhi hasa nikal gya.

� garmi ka kuch to faida hai...

socha kuch.!
kya soch rahay ho..???

bas ek faida

hai..!

sardi nahi lagti !!!!...

� dil jis ko diya wo dhili chali gai .pyar jis say kiya wo italy chali gai ...
phir dil nay socha khud kashi kar k daikhain..
haath switch mai diya to bijli chali gai..

� ?

??

???

????

kya dekh rahy ho pehlay kabhi question mark nahi dekha ????

� on 11th of sept, usama bin laden sang his favorite song..

''o mai nikla
plane leke
raste mei
new york mei
ek mor aaya
main 'w.t.c' tor aya''
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� maine kaha dil-ruba- usne kaha paise dikha.
maine kaha-paise nahi usne kaha kaise nahi .
maine kaha mehangayi hai..
usne kaha-ja tu mera bhai hai....

� .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
......
...kuch nahi...
bus waisey hee...

� ek pathan ye sochta raha sari zindgi sochta raha..

sochta raha..
aur soctay soctay hi mar gaya kay..
meri behan kay 2 bhai hei to mera
1 kyun .. ??

� arz hai

arz hai

arz hai

arz hai

aap ko tang karna hamara farz hai.

� apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de

� actually

baat yeh hai k

woh yeh k
ok listen carefully

oooh listen nahin i mean read it carefully

wid full concentration

daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

sirf 3 words he tou hain

ufffff its too difficult

ok im gonna say

dat

how r u??

� tutor: write ur fathers name in english.

bunty wrote : beautiful red underwear.
tutor : r u joking?
bunty : no sir, his name is "sunder lal chadda"

� attendence in zoo!!!!!!
lomreeh?
yes sir.
bhaloo?
present.
bandar?
hazir janab.
donkey?
donkey??????
donkey????????????????

abe msg baad mein parhnana pehle apni hazri lag walo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

� tere inbox main mere sms ko pannah mil jaye,

to reply na kare to tera mobile fanaa ho jaye.

� allama iqbal baithay thay nadi k kinare,

bachon nay un ko pathar maray,
iqbal said: falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo,
khotay de putro pathar te na maro.
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===========adult seires==============

� khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have lun. khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani
hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
� it is said that inzamam don't understand english. once commentator asked,
"hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". inzi said, "bismillah
hir
rahman raheem first of all i thanks to allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. if they continue we
can have another chance.
� train ki patri pay mat betho. train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. abhi to
haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.
� malomati sawal?

dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
� a person asked a sardar, "sardar je pareeshaan kyun ho?"
sardar je : ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
person : woh kaise?
sardar je : merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
� doctor: kya taklif hai? petient: sote waqt saas ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
doc:
aaj se dus din sote vaqt saas ko nahi saali ko lo !!
� one boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
� pehlay hath mein pakro!
..
...
phir thook lagao?
..
...
phir seedha karo? ?
..
...
phir andar ghussao???
..
...
dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
� pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager baby ne soso kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......
� kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
.
.
aur kuch loag to poori poori raat kartay hain........
.
.
.
.
.
abbay aapna mobile charge.........
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� i only have sex on days that begin with t: thanksgiving. tuesday. thursday.
today. tomorrow. thaturday. thunday.. every thucking day!

� today its cool to have small cars and small computers. soon it will be cool
to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be the man!!
 � a man wanted 2 get married, he had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich
dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute. who did he pick? the 1 wid
big tits!

� 3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna

� 3 facts of life:
ghareeb aur boobs hamesha dabte hai.
musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
kismat aur bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

� sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi
(ask for more) like samsung (everyone is invited) and like me (to good to be
true)..

� never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when
the music stops.

� man: kiss karun?

gal: lipstick kharab hogi.
man: boob dabaun.?
gal: t-shirt kharab hogi.?
man: fuck?
gal: period me hun.?
man: don't say loose motions hai.

� hum gire hue ko uthate hai,

hum bichhde hue ko milate hai,
in short hum bra banate hain.

� season dhamaka offer

send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
hurry up
first ten will get twins

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� why is sex a 3 letter word? its easier to spell than...
ohmygodyesnoosshityesdeeper-yesgodnopleasenoshityesoh- shitfu*knoyesyesyesshitoh.

� latest porn releases : shaving private ryan. position impossible. as big as

it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.

� i like your style - i like your class - but most of all i like your arse!

� old mother hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she
bent over rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

� how 2 satisfy a woman: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease
pamper console worship respect & love. how 2 satisfy a man: blow job

� types of arse ...

(_!_)an arse (__!__)fat arse (!)tight arse (_?_)dumb arse (_*_)sore arse
(_zzz_)tired arse (_e=mc2_)smart arse (_x_)kiss my arse!!
� do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we
can multiply!

� why do women have orgasms during sex??? it gives them something to moan about
even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.

� 23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw
&1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? ur pussy cant catch mice
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� a girl who opens her hands recieves gifts, who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness .

� a teacher asked "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" a child replied
"feet" - coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin god i'm
comin!

� a man said 2 his doctor 'everytime i look in the mirror i get an erection'
the doctor said 'that's because u look like a cunt!

� peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice
around da head f**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

� jack & jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.but stupid jill forgot da
pill and now they have a son.

� sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!

� roses are red. voilets are corny. when i think of you babes it makes me so
horny!!!

� of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth

are clean for ur inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

� if your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas could i
meet u between the holidays?

� i want triplets you want twins. lets get in bed and see who wins!

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� he took me from a bar. he took me in his car. he took my top off. he puts his
lips on mine, but don't worry: i'm a bottle of wine!

� how to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her,
protect her, listen to her, support her. how 2 impress a man: show up naked, bring
beer!!

� what is hard and long and full of semen? >>> submarine <<<

� love is a name, sex is a game. forget the name and play the game!

� when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. when a woman talks
dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.

� a cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster
laughed! lesson: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

� why do men pass gas more than women? because women won't shut up long enough
to build up pressure.
 � 1 day there was tis naked man n elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man
4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'how can u breath thru that little thing?'

� i want to suck you... i want to lick you... i wanna move my tongue all over
you... i want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...

� if u were a drum id bang u, if u were a pig id pork u, if u were a flower id

root u, if u were a nail id screw u, but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!

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� when i was born i got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. i am not
able to remember what i did choose.

� man says to his wife: let me take a picture of your breasts, then i can always
look at them. wife: let me take a picture of you penis, i will have it enlarged.

� who is stronger, man or woman? a: a woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her
chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

� a husband was asked: do u talk to your wife after sex? his answer: depends, if
i can find a phone.

� son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. mom : put ur biggest thng
on her hairiest thing. son : got my nose in her armpit. now what?

� sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a

woman's destination. do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

� there is hot-sex, fast-sex, group-sex, safe-sex, leather-sex, telephone-sex,

and for people with your face ...no sex !

� sex is like pizza. when its good, its very good. when its bad, its still pretty
good!!

� i wish i were a ring upon my girlfriend's hand, 'cause everytime she'd wipe her
rear i'd see the promised land....

� i love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy
liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... can�t wait to brush my teeth

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� are these your eyes, i found them between my breasts!

� hello!im a little alien called kan.i have taken the form of a mobile
phone- your phone.and during this message i have been having sex with
your thumb!

� i once had a one-2-one night with a virgin.she teased me till i got an

erickson.sucked me till my face went orange till i busted my load of seimen over
her nokias.

� i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with

ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report 2 my bedroom.

� a man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves
covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
 � guy: if i could see you naked, i'd die happy. gal: if i see you naked, i'd
probably die laughing.

� i do not have the muscles of stallone, i am not as handsome as brad pitt, i

am not as strong as schwarzenegger, but i can lick as good as lassie!!!

� its been a rough day. i got up this morning, put on a shirt n a button fell
off. i picked up my briefcase n the handle came off. i'm afraid 2 go 2 the
bathroom.

� american students say : people who never experience good sex and do not
perform well in bed, usually read their sms messages with their right hand.

� a guy walks up to a girl and says: wanna play *magic*? she says: what's that?
he says: we go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!!

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� 4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

� amitabh bachan in kbc

question for 10 lac to sardar jee
what is the colour of your wife's underwear?
option 1 : white
option 2 : grey
option 3 : black
option 4 : blue
sardar jee : can i phone a friend?

� oorat k doodh k 5 faide

1. boil nhi karna parta

2. kharab nhi hota
3. har umar k mard ki pasand
4. dil kash packing main
5. aik k saath dusra free

� aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team ban antakshari khelne ke liye.
girls : hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
boys : hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

� pehlay kiss karo..

phir shirt utaro..
phir fuck karo..
kitna asan hai sex karna !!

� aik mumay nay dosray mumay se pocha.......

larai nichli gali main hoti hai
pakray hum jatay hain...!!!

� na chahat hai sitaron ki, na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, bas aap jaisa dost mil
jaye
maa chod dain gey saroon ki.
 � imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.

� conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

� ferrari asked foxi : tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
foxi replied :agar tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga dain tu tumhari ankhain
bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.

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� hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay
utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:p

� sex is a sensation. it's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a

woman's destination. do you understand the explanation or do you need a
demonstration?

� a peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,a kiss ain't a kiss without some

tongue.so
open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

� a girl for first the time was handling a boy's cock. after some time, some
drops
came out, she asked wat's that? the boy said:yeh khushi ke aansoo hai.

� thora sa karne do
plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

� niple niple little star ...can i suck you in my car ...up above the breast so
have...always milky never dry...let me touch it never shy...in the bra it
will be dry ...

� sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali

agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale,
agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale,
par sex karo daily

� jo mila aurat ko mila!! hont milay chuswany ko, mammay milay dabwanay ko,
phuddi mili chudwanay ko. aur apko kia mila??? lun!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
so
hilao...

� q: what is a kiss?
a: very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground
floor.

� kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi

jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi

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� aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain.
1st aandu jo randiyoon ka chokidaar tha.
2nd pandu jo randiyoon ka dallal tha.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai

� choos lo na
chosnay k liya tu hai
tum bhi chosva laina
main bhi choos don ge
plz
plz
plz
plz
chooslo
yeh lolly pop

� teacher : hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.

student : wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
teacher : kyon?
student : kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

� when nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores
u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think bhanchod akhir chakar kya
hai?

� when i went to the madras,

i fucked a lady on the grass...

when i insert inch one,

she says its none...

when i insert inch two

she says its few...

when i insert inch three,

she says its free...

when i insert inch four,

she says its i want more...

when i insert inch five,

she says its just like a knife...

when i insert inch six,

she says its fix...

when i insert inch seven,

she says i m feeling in a heaven...

when i insert inch eight,

she says its great...

when i insert inch nine,

she says its hole of mine...

when i insert inch ten,

she says are you a donkey or a man...

� aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho

tayz ho..

garam ho..

doodh ziyadaa ho..

jo raat ko sonay naa dey..

� boy to girl : tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
girl : meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
girl : tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
boy : lakeer ka faqeer.

� all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz
raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only jazbaat...

� sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad

service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.

� dost 1 : apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.

dost 2 : woh kyun?
dost 3 : kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.

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� if u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is f**king u

� ah ohh ah ohh

nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi

ah ah ah ah;

plz dont
nahi nahi nahi

aaaah aah aah aah

uff uff uff uff
bus

ah nahi oie

oie nahi

ah ah

ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
submitted by : nasir ali, added on : oct 07, 2006
� boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge

� wo mangti the mein deta na tha,

jawab us k sawaloo ka.

abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,

hath se phool gulab ka.

wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay

jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.

� girl : arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

boy : jaldi se munh kholo.
girl : oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
boy : aur lo gee.
girl: na baba na yeh gool gapey tum he kahoo.

� tujhe dekhker aksar

aajate hain mujhe chakker
samajh nahin aata mujhe
tum moannis ho ya muzakker

� 1 person : season offer

aik rupey ki do
sardar : kya bhi kya
1 person : gand pe laat

� wife : pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho ..
kyun ?
husband : pehle teri aisee thee {} .. phir aisee thee { } .. ab aisee hai { } ..
ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.

� did u know meaning of women?

"w"ant
"o"ne
"m"an for
"e"very
"n"ight

� kya khel ishq ne khela hai

kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai

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� a woman married
a one legged man.
she wrote to her
mother:
"my husband only has
one foot".
her mother
replied:
"you are lucky,
your papa has
only 5 inches"

� how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract

cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!

� 1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.

� girl to doctor: my mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in

vibration mode.
doctor: ok, i will remove this easily.
girl: just recharge the battery.

� a gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-

supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
heart!

� pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main

aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
abb nahi jati keel choot main..

� o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
mujh se choodwana sanam
submitted by : akber amin, added on : oct 07, 2006
� pehle usne chunni utaari phir kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.

phir?

phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...

� 2 men went to fuck a girl.

1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
''my wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... came out n said...
''u were right, your wife is better..

� feelings of girls after exam & sex..

kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.pta hi nahi lga kab ho gya.

mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

saari raat nahi soyi.pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.

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