Ninja Assassin Employment Application

Please fill out all sections with a black pen or calligraphy brush

1. Applicant data
Mr/Mrs/Ms/Dr/Spirit of the Night/Invisible Hand of Death/Other (specify) _____________________________________________________
Family/Clan/Dojo name _________________________________ First name ____________________________________________________
 Check here if you have sworn not to use your name until you  complete a sacred duty or  avenge your master, relative, spouse, friend,
family/clan/sodality, nation-state, or pet. Please complete Form A43-11, Official Vow of Vengeance [revision 2008.02 or later] and attach to your
application. No staples please.

Address ____________________________________________________ 3. Relevant training

E-mail address ________________________________________________
Highest level of education completed:
Mobile _____________________________________________________
If your return address is atop a forbidden mountain, approachable only by c Some high school
a narrow and extreme perilous path littered with traps and concealed by c Graduated high school
enshrouding mists, or if it is in the state of California, please check here:  c Some college
c Graduated college
2. Prior experience c Post-graduate
c Doctorate in Ninjutsu
If you have worked before in the field of Tactical Realignment Operations, c Secret Ninja Dojo
describe your previous experience: c Secret Ninja Correspondence Course
c Trained by Unseen Master
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(name)_____________________________________
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c Other ____________________________________
___________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________ Please specify the level of the following skills you possess,
If any references or evidence of your involvement in these activities exist, your where Level 0 denotes no experience, Level 1 some
experience, Level 2 considerable experience, and Level 3
application may be rejected. complete mastery.
0 1 2 3
Reasons for leaving previous employment (check all that apply)
Invisibility    
c Betrayed, left for dead
c Wanted a new challenge Acrobatics    
c Personal differences not resolvable by duel to the death Disguise    
c Moved location  to escape assassins Security systems    
c Discovered that employer killed friend, family member, master, Poison administration    
co‑worker, or pet
c Laid off Smoke bomb operation    
c Other _____________________________________________________ Clouding minds of lesser men    
MS PowerPoint    
Martial arts styles
Hopping Crane    
Stooping Falcon    
Please attach here one 3” x 5” (7.62 x 12.7cm) color photo Flopping Carp    
of yourself invisibly concealed in an urbal, rural, or office
Offended Mantis    
environment. No staples please.
Nauseated Badger    
Vengeful Canary    
Hungry Hungry Hippo    
Rhinoceros    

4. Essay
Why do you want to be a ninja assassin?
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