1,000 Things You Don't Know About Women

No. 838: It's not that we like the flowers themselves, it's that the flowers mean you're thinking about us. And we love that. Sherri Pitts, 43, Chino Hills, California No. 824: Be careful: singing to us can be totally cute. But only if you can actually sing. Rose Farnsworth, 19, Nashville No. 726: We will be jealous of any picture of you and another girl on Facebook. It doesn't matter who she is. Mallory Farmer, 23, Boston No. 582: If we make it through an entire first date without seeing what color your iPhone case is, well, we just might fall in love. Dina Sanchez, 29, Brooklyn No. 340: If that piece of clothing does indeed make us look fat, simply say, "It's nice, but you don't look comfortable in it." Most of the time, it's true. Nicole Lee, 31, San Francisco No. 361: You cleaning your apartment is somehow incredibly sexy. Weird but true. Amy Keller, 27, Chicago No. 313: It's cute when you don't quite know how to dress, so long as your not knowing doesn't involve jean shorts or a fanny pack. We can only handle so much eyestrain. Cassie Rodenberg, 22, Charleston, South Carolina No. 155: It doesn't matter what your chosen profession is, as long as you love what you do and do it with passion, and it's legal and it doesn't involve being in a production of the Lord of the Dance. Beth Malonoski, 34, Norristown, Pennsylvania No. 460: You'll lose points every time you use the word "pussy." Katie Knies, 22, North Salem, New York No. 505: When we ask you how we look, you lose points every time you answer with "fine." Dani Ruiz, 21, Encinitas, California No. 763: When we run into an ex, we always play "Who Won?" And in our minds, we always won. Aminata Dia, 22, San Jose, California No. 870: We do want romance, but we don't want you to do these things because we intstruct you to. We want you to come by them naturally. Julianna Mendelsohn, 29, Chicago No. 925: We love it when you're in the mood, but we don't love it when you grind up against us while we brush our teeth. Amy Keller, 27, Chicago No. 673: Even we know this: The craziest girls are the ones who seem the most normal at first. Aminata Dia, 22, San Jose, California

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