BART BERNHARDT, Marketing Analyst

FREQUENCY: Very Rare NO. APPEARING: 1 ARMOR CLASS: 1 MOVE: 12 HIT DICE: 6 + 1 % IN CUBICLE: 80% TREASURE TYPE: F NO. OF ATTACKS: 3 DAMAGE/ATTACK: 1-8 SPECIAL ATTACKS: Analytics, SQL SPECIAL DEFENSES: Humor MAGIC RESISTANCE: Nil INTELLIGENCE: Highly intelligent ALIGNMENT: Neutral Good SIZE: M PSIONIC ABILITY: Nil Attack/Defense Modes: Nil Bart Bernhardt generally inhabits a small corner of the Elysium Plane known as San Francisco. This creature is attracted to dynamic environments featuring challenging analytical problems that require a combination of systemic thinking, technical skills, and analytical prowess to overcome. High-level Recruiters have also been known to summon Bart Bernhardt by casting the spells Fun Coworkers, Give Paycheck, and Office Magic the Gathering Tournament. Bart Bernhardt has the class features of a level 3 Data Analyst (MS SQL Server 2008, Excel, Access), level 8 Online Operations Specialist (DFA, DFP MediaMind, etc.), and , level 6 Online Marketing Analyst (web analytics, campaign optimization, KPIs, forecasting). In addition, Bart Bernhardt is proficient in Distilling Complex Concepts and Giving Presentations. Due to years of exposure to advertising agencies with clients such as Symantec, Sun Microsystems/Oracle, WebEx/Cisco, and more, Bart Bernhardt suffers no penalty when wielding large budgets with a high degree of accountability and revenue impact. When encountered outside of its cubicle, this creature will often be found running the highly successful monthly lecture series, Nerd Nite SF, which features interesting and talented speakers, such as Megan Carlsen and Brian Davis. The lair of Bart Bernhardt features a substantial game collection and a large personal library organized in the Dewey Decimal System.