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Aladdin
IVER HEATH DRAMA CLUB SONGBOOK - PANTO 2013

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Just the Way you areAladdin and Princess (both)

Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me And it's so, it's so, sad to think that she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look ok, I say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing, just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while Because you're amazing, just the way you are His lips, his face, I could kiss him all day if hed let me his laugh, his jokes, hes so charming and so caring he's so beautiful, and Ill tell him every day (harmony?) Oh, you know, you know, you know, I'd never ask you to change If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same So, don't even bother asking if you look ok You know I'll say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing, just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while Because you're amazing, just the way you are

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing, just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while Cause you're amazing, just the way you are.

KUNG FOO FIGHTING Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In factit was a little bit frightning But they fought with expert timing They were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightning But they fought with expert timing

One: Everything is great Two: everything is grand Three: I've got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand. Four: Everything is perfect Five: It's falling into place Six: I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face All: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along 1,2,3: When you're alone life can be a little rough Opening Song Lifes a Happy Song it makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall 4,5,6: when it's just you well times can be Boys in Bold tough- when there's noone there to catch your fall Girls underlined All: Everything is great who is singing every thing is grand I've got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand everything is perfect it's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face life smells like a rose One: With someone to paint Two: And someone to pose All: Life's a piece of cake Three: With someone to pedal Four: And someone to brake All: Life is full of glee Five: With someone to saw Six: And someone to see
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I WANT IT ALL Listen all you people, come gather round I gotta get me a game plan, gotta shake you to the ground Just give me what I know is mine, People do you hear me, just give me the sign, It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth Here's to the future for the dreams of youth, I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now, I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now, I am the master. And your the pawn You will bow to me till the break of dawn Its magic, I am divine Peasants can you hear me, this is my time Fame and fortune is in my reach I am your master so hear me preach I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now, I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,

All: Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along Ive got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me Life's a piece of cake Six: With something to give Five; And something to take Four; Life's a piece of pie 3; With someone to wash + someone to dry Two: Life's an easy road 1: With someone beside you to share the load Life is full of highs With someone to stir and someone to fry Life's like a lamb With someone there to lend a hand Life's a bunch of flowers With someone to while away the hours Life's a fillet of fish Erm... Yes it is All: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along Someone by your side to sing along (x3 getting quieter each time)

WALKING ON SUNSHINE
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me No no no Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss The king, the shah Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A" Try all of column "B" I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear? So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your chare d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what-cha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me

I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door Now everytime I go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down Cos I just wait till you write me your coming around I'm walking on sunshine , wooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah its time to feel good Hey , alright now and dont it feel good!! hey yeh I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that its true and I don't want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you now I don't want u back for the weekend not back for a day , no no no I said baby I just want you back and I want you to stay woah yeh! I'm walking on sunshine , wooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah I'm walking on sunshine, woooah Its time to feel good!

WALKDOWN (everyone)
So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D O A It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week Your month or even your year but I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too) You're still in bed at ten and

Ive got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me Life's a piece of cake With something to give And something to take Life's a piece of pie With someone to wash + someone to dry Life's an easy road With someone beside you to share the load

MONEY MONEY MONEY I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me That's too bad In my dreams I have a plan If I got me a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball Money, money, money Must be funny In the rich man's world Money, money, money Always sunny In the rich man's world Aha-ahaaa All the things I could do If I had a little money It's a rich man's world Aha-ahaaa All the things I could do If I had a little money

Life is full of highs work began at eight You've burned your breakWith someone to stir and someone to fry fast so far things are going Life's like a lamb great With someone there to lend a hand Your mother warned you Life's a bunch of flowers there'd be days like these With someone to while away the hours But she didn't tell you when Life's a fillet of fish the world Has brought you down to Erm... Yes it is Life's a happy song when there's some- your knees that one by your side to sing along

I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like I've been there before) I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too)

I'm gonna pick up the pieces, And build a Lego house If things go wrong we can knock it down My three words have two meanings, There's one thing on my mind It's all for you And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm If you're broken I will mend you and keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on now I'm out of touch, I'm out of love I'll pick you up when you're getting down And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind I'll do it all for you in time And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now I'm gonna paint you by numbers And colour you in If things go right we can frame it, and put you on a wall And it's so hard to say it but I've been here before Now I'll surrender up my heart And swap it for yours I'm out of touch, I'm out of love I'll pick you up when you're getting down And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind I'll do it all for you in time And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now

WT: Widow Twanky A:Aladdin ALL (and anything in brackets): Everyone sings S: what ever the second son is called

WT: You might not ever get rich but let me tell ya it's better than digging a ditch There ain't no telling who you might meet, a movie star or maybe even an Indian chief ALL: Workin' at the Wash Nosh Workin' at the Wash Nosh yeah! Come on and sing it with me, Wash Nosh wash nosh, yeah S: Some of the work gets kinda hard A: This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star WT: Carefuly when you wash the shirts, my sweet N sour balls will make you drool ALL: At Wash Nosh Workin' at the Wash Nosh yeah! Come on and sing it with me, Wash Nosh wash nosh, yeah (Wash and Nosh) A: Well, those pants never seem to stop coming (Wash and Nosh) S: Keep those rags and machines humming (Wash and Nosh) S: Eating Chicken off the bone (Wash) A: You can even place you order by phone (Hey, at the Wash Nosh today) A: half price chicken satay S: Come on and get those stains away (Wash N Nosh, its ok!) ALL: At Wash Nosh Workin' at the Wash Nosh yeah! Come on and sing it with me, Wash Nosh wash nosh, yeah