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ACT ONE FADE IN: INT. RADIO STUDIO - DAY - DAY /1 (FRASIER, ROZ, KENNY, MAN (V.O.)) FRASIER IS ON THE AIR TAKING HIS LAST CALL OF THE SHOW.
FRASIER Looks like we have time for one more call. Roz who do we have on the line?
FRASIER - "THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAME" FRASIER (CONT'D) Although I will be honest with you and admit that even my father, who is a lifelong fan has been caught up in the excitement and euphoria that has embraced our fair city as our beloved team tries to win its first ever football championship.
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ROZ POINTS TO HER WATCH AND MAKES A CIRCULAR MOTION WITH HER FINGER TELLING FRASIER TO WRAP IT UP AS KENNY ENTERS THE CONTROL ROOM AND STANDS BEHIND HER.
FRASIER REMOVES HIS HEADPHONES AND CROSSES INTO THE CONTROL BOOTH. FRASIER (CONTD) Why hello Kenny, sorry that you had hear that obvious lack of enthusiasm at the end but I must admit Im a little tired of all this banter about the Seahawks. We seem to get more and more calls everyday and coupled with my fathers daily rants about...
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FRASIER (CONTD) About how we might lose when everyone in their right mind knows were bound for the Incredible Bowl. KENNY The, the what doc? ROZ He means the Super Bowl. Its like you guys are talking in different languages and I have to translate.
ROZ Its the same channel that Dora the Explorer comes on.
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ROZ Whats this offer of yours Kenny? can only take this for so long.
KENNY Oh yeah, well since we broadcast the games the team is giving us full access for the playoffs. Matt Hasselbeck himself will be here tomorrow for an interview with Bulldog and I thought you would be interested in becoming the official source of casual psychiatric advice for the team.
SLUG TITLE CARD READS: MOVING UP THE DEPTH CHART, WHATEVER THAT IS...
FADE IN: INT. MCGINTYS BAR - NIGHT - DAY /1 (FRASIER, MARTIN, NILES, DAPHNE, MAN, ANNOUNCER (O.S.))
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FRASIER ENTERS AND LOOKS AROUND. HE SEES MARTIN SITTING AT A TABLE NEAR THE BAR AND IS SURPRISED TO SEE NILES AND DAPHNE SITTING WITH HIM. HE WALKS OVER TO THE TABLE. MARTIN Well, well. Look whos here too. Hey Fras. Grab a chair from over there and have a seat.
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MARTIN Actually Its going pretty good. I really think theyre getting the hang of it. FRASIER They? Daphne I understand, but you too Niles? I cant believe that..
NILES It is far more interesting and complex than I ever imagined. I remember as a child looking at Dad watch it on television and wondering. Why are all those armored men fighting for that strange brown egg? There must be a hidden treasure inside.
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DAPHNE Why dont you show Frasier some of what youve learned dear? Yes! NILES Yes I will. See that Frasier?
THE GANG LOOKS AT A COLLEGE GAME ON THE TELEVISION BEHIND THE BAR. A RUNNING BACK IS BREAKING A TACKLE AND MAKES A MOVE AND GOES ON A RUN TO THE ENDZONE FOR A TOUCHDOWN.
NILES THEN TAPS THE BACK OF A MAN SITTING AT THE BAR WATCHING THE GAME. NILES Heck of a jukebox move around that rook like fellow wasnt it. THE MAN CUTS MARTIN A LOOK. MAN LOOKS BACK AT NILES. MARTIN SHAKES HIS HEAD AND THE
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FRASIER Well they say that its never too late for some things. Why dont you all take a look at this. FRASIER PULLS OUT HIS PRESS PASS AND PLACES IT ON THE TABLE. DAPHNE What is that Dr. Crane?
MARTIN Did you hear that everybody! Im going to meet Matt Hasselbeck in the flesh tomorrow! My boy Frasier is working for the Seahawks!
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MARTIN (CONTD) Hey you all excuse me for a second I got to go call Duke and the guys and tell them the news. Thanks Fras! I, I still cant believe it! MARTIN EXITS OFF SCREEN TO THE BACK OF THE BAR. DAPHNE That was very sweet of you Dr. Crane. I havent seen him that excited in a while. He barely used his cane on the way back there! NILES Poppycock. You had to steal my thunder didnt you? FRASIER Well, I do what I can. Sorry that your little lesson doesnt match up to almost being a member of the team like me does it? NILES Member of the team? Hardly! I will let you know that I was once the number one play of the evening on ESPTV! DAPHNE Now, now. Settle down you two. Always turning a nice gesture into a donnybrook between the two of you. Let it go. NILES Oh course dear. Youre right and I am glad to see that Dad is so enthralled. Now who is this Matt person that is coming to the station tomorrow anyway?
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FADE IN. INT. RADIO STUDIO - DAY - DAY /2 (FRASIER, ROZ, MARTIN, BULLDOG, MATT) FRASIER IS ON AIR DOING HIS RADIO SHOW WITH MATT HASSELBECK SITTING BESIDE HIM. MARTIN COMES TO THE DOOR OF THE CONTROL ROOM AND ROZ WAVES HIM AND PUTS UP THREE FINGERS TO DENOTE THE TIME LEFT IN SHOW. SHE HITS A BUTTON AND CUTS THE SOUND FROM THE BOOTH.
ROZ HITS THE SAME BUTTON AND THE AUDIO FROM THE BOOTH IS AGAIN AUDIBLE. FRASIER And in closing I want to again thank our special guest Matt Hasselbeck for sitting in on our show today. MATT Not a problem Dr. Crane. Like I said before Im a fan. I had to be here for Sports Central anyway so it was nothing to stick around. Sitting in with you has been a pleasure. And please call me Matt. FRASIER IS SOMEWHAT SURPRISED AND PLEASED. HE SEES MARTIN THROUGH THE BOOTH WINDOW AND MARTIN SMILES AND GIVES HIM THE THUMBS UP. FRASIER Well you can call me Frasier. thanks again listeners and.. So
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FRASIER Of course Matt. Go ahead, Im listening (laughing). MATT Do you have kids doc, I mean Frasier? FRASIER Yes. I have a son that lives in Boston with my ex-wife. So unfortunately, I dont see him very often.
FRASIER - "THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAME" FRASIER (CONT'D) (BEAT) In any case Matt, sometimes we forget what the real priorities are in life not those dictated by our own egos and selfish goals. I always say family first and foremost and I only wish I could live up to that standard myself. I hope that helps in some way.
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FRASIER AND MATT ENTER FROM THE BOOTH INTO THE CONTROL ROOM. FRASIER Thank you Roz. Matt this is my producer Roz Doyle and my father Martin Crane.
FRASIER - "THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAME" MATT (CONT'D) Roz, your last name is Doyle right? Boy that name sounds familiar from my Packer days. Have you ever been to Green Bay, Wisconsin?
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ROZ Wisconsin uh, no. FRASIER But Roz youre from Wiscon... SHHH! Matt.
MARTIN Wow, son. This is nice. I never thought I would see the Crane name on a Seahawk jersey.
FRASIER Oh yes. (feeling the material with his fingers and cringing) Trust me quite sure.
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ROZ You dont even know the species, let alone the type. Anyway, Ill see you guys there. ROZ EXITS OUT THE DOOR AND OFF SCREEN BULLDOG Im right behind you! Come with me Matt, Ill show were its at. Wait up Roz! You guys coming? MARTIN In one second Bulldog. Matt. See you there
FADE OUT.