Ram, laxman and sita residing in the forest during Vanwas. Ravan comes to kidnap Sita.

Ravan says, Happy Halloween, I want candies. Wheres uncle by the way?. Sita replys, Hes at work dear. He works at BPO. Night shifts you know. Ravan tells, I dint know. That makes it even easier for me to kidnap you. Sita says, Oh! Plz do that. I am getting bored in here. Ram and laxman comes back from work late due to cab delay. They were not rostered for that day. An elephant gave them a ride back to home. Ram questions, hey bro. Do you see sita around?. Laxman says, No but I do see a monkey jumping around. Ram says, That must be Hanuman. Lets ask for his help. Hanuman, Hi Sir, how may I help you today?. Ram tells Hanuman, dude, I lost Sita somewhere in the woods. Would you help us to find her? Hanuman reply, I would love to help you with that. I saw a lady with ravan, screaming call 911 asap. I dont know if she was sita. Does she wear a top with BEBE written over it?. Laxman:Bro. lets find her and teach Ravan, a lesson. What you say?. Hanuman goes to Lanka and checked if Sita is there and he finds her and went to talk with the Ravan. Ravan asks Hanuman, how dare you fly over lanka. Do you have the permit. Hanuman shows his permit.

Ravan says:This is wrong. Kingfishers licenses no longer functional. Flying and drinking not allowed all together. Either you fly or drink kingfisher. Bhibhisan goes to Ram and tell him the way to defeat Ravan. War starts, Ravan sent his brother Kumbkaran to fight for him Kumbkaran says,Watch out, I am going to eat you all. I have been waiting for monkey pie for a long time. Yum..yumm.. hahahahathat weird laugh of kumbkaran. Kumkaran dies eating the monkey troops due to food poisoning. Ravan sends Meghnath to fight Laxman. Megnath comes in a attire of a lady and tries to impress laxman. Laxman was a flirt, and he get trapped. Laxman in fight:bro, check that beauty among the beasts. Shes hawwttt. What you say? Should I ask her out?. Laxman to the lady:hey, sexy, How you doing?. Laxman takes her out for a dinner and due to due to poison kiss he goes in comma. Doctor munna bhai mbbs and cirkit comes along with Shugriv. Cirkit says,Bhai Iska toh tata bye bye ho gaya. Now wat we do?. Dr. Munnabhai replys, Ae cirkit. Abhi nahi hua re. We must not be in hurry in taking decisions. Now, we are only left with one last option. Call chikni chameli, our sanjeevni bhooti. Chikni chameli comes and she dances real well. Now, the trick does work and Flirt Laxman wakes up from his eternal sleep. Now, Laxman totally jacked up to kill Megnath. Laxman and Megnath are at war and are staring at each other. Laxman says to Megnath,Hey, MG look! I have a surprise for you.

Being a flirt, Laxman had an affair with Megnaths girlfriend. He brings her in the war to fight against Megnath. Laxman shows Megnath his girlfriend and performs a salsa with her. Megnath dies due to heartache. Now, Ravan himself introduces himself in the war to fight Ram face to face. Ravan says, You killed my entire family. Just wait and watch, all your brothers will die tommys death. That weird laugh at Ram. Ravan says,oh! Teri keh lunga... After a long war between Ravan and Ram. Ram tries every possible way to defeat laxman but doesnt work. All of a Sudden, Ravan receives a call from someone asking Sir, aapka pick up hona hai? At the same time Ram released an arrow which stroke to Rams heart and he dies. Ravan was also working in a BPO. Tadda lolzz