Captains Log Sta_____"!~!~"""!!

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Hey Scottie,
whats wrong with this thing.
I speak all I want,
but it logs into nothing.
Sorry captain I do not know,
that Spocks department.
Fixing the ships computer,
should be a Spock assignment.
"Ohhhh~kay", Spock.., tell me whats going on,
I address the ships main frame,
nothing works, or, is working all wrong.
Captain, please take notice,
up on the screen.
It does appear,
we are trespassing.
Though we boldly go where,
no man has gone before.
We might have over stepped our boundaries,
having viewed this Holy War.
Spock what are you saying,
just fix the ships computer.
The sooner we get it fixed,
the sooner we get out of here.
Captain, you to fail to understand,
we have breached, into the end of man.
The ships power is down,
and there is nothing we can do.
Truly we over stepped our boundaries,
and shall set now till we're through.
Spock,, what are you saying,
you never gave up before.
Captain your not grasping the situation,
We have gone, where no man has gone before.
The ships system is down,
dead to the world.
We must now set here powerless,
doing nothing but behold.
Now wait one minute,
you green blooded freak.
I am the doctor on this vessel,
I shall say when were to weak.
Doctor Mccoy,
no need to insult me.
I am well aware of the situation,
I know of what I speak.
Spock!!, youre a damned Vulcan,
no feelings, no remorse, no heart, youre a clone.
Your entire green blooded race,
Blurs the word, unknown.
Hey calm down,
don't get him upset Mr. Bones'.
We are all stuck here before,
Gods Holy Throne.
Okay so lets not get each of us,
pissed at one another.
Right now a little kindness,
perhaps love for our fellow brother.
Yes captain, your right,
I shall leave the cold blooded freak alone.
Okay Mr. Spock!!~, so...,
how are we getting home?
I checked the mainstream,
input to the last records of the ship.
But there is nothing on record,
prior to our entering into it.
So all our records,
of diagnostic discord.
They are all gone,
they are no more.
So I checked the Dilithium Crystals,
with Scotties' assistance.
Were a dead ship in the water,
without any way to repair it.
Spock what are you saying,
like, there is no way.
To get the ship started up again,
is this, what you say.
Yes Captain,
thats the way it seems.
Were stuck here dead in the water,
of mans never ending dreams.
Mccoy stutters, what would a Vulcan know,
about the dreams of man.
I am sorry Mccoy,
you too fail to understand.
Look out the main screen window,
and behold the Seven Churchs again.
Gods Throne is oppossing Universal Evil
To be The Bright and Morning Star in the END.
Spock, you lost it dude,
were stuck out here, all alone.
No Doctor, alone we cannot be,
here before Gods Holy Throne.
The reason the ships power went dead,
is because we all have sinned.
Thus we are stuck here,
till all repent once again.
Um Spock look I am,
still the captain of this vessel.
Just get me some power,
and we'll get out of here, fast as hell.
The Dilithium Crystals were destroyed,
Sorry Captain, no power left.
They disintegrated,
as soon as we tresspassed.
So Spock your implying,
the only way we can break free.
Is if every one on this ship,
repents immediately?
Yes Captain, I am sure,
it is the only way.
Were beholding Gods Golden Candle,
the Spirit of Man, on this very day.
So if every one repents,
perhaps God shall set us free.
And without this being done?
Were doomed here Eternally?
Yes Captain I am sure,
of ways there is only one.
You must find a way making all repent,
of what they have done.
"Scottie!!!", dammit man,
get me some power quick.
I cannot make every one repent,
The ships computer is on the fritz.
I cannot address Star Fleet,
I am only a captain of a vessel.
So Scottie get me some power,
cause were stuck where all man fell.
Cappttin~! I have drained,
every bloody phaser on board.
No power at all,
save the power of the Lord.
Spock why don't you think of something,
come on, we need you now.
You must be able to think of something,
how so ever, logical.
This is not a logical thing,
us being powerless before the Lord.
I think he would use us for his glory,
if he would just let us go.
But Spock you said,
were stuck and I know what you meant
And we cannot send a message,
to Star Fleet for all, to repent.
The computer is down,
no power what so ever.
And here were stuck between time,
all locked together.
Captain like you said,
your in power to command.
Tell the crew to repent,
to the God of man.
But Spock,
even if I do:
this is just the Enterprise,
and on board only few.
Yes Captain, I know,
but it is the only option.
So tell the crew to repent,
So God will see our situation.
But how Spock, what can I say,
to all this mighty Crew.
What words can make others repent,
for the things that they do?
Okay I will try by saying something nice,
dearly beloved crew of this Enterprise.
NO. No. noo , Jim,
you got it all wrong.
You got to put em in thier place,
where they belong.
You got to take control of the power,
by taking command.
Okay Bones,,then have at it,
address them by demand.
OKAY! NOW HERE THIS,
YOU PEOPLE SO DANGED ABSENT.
WERE NOT GOING HOME,
TILL YOU ALL REPENT.
Not that way Doc, Scottie says,
here let me try.
Since I am a Scottsman,
I can make them cry.
Captain my last name is,
Chekov I'm part Russian and so.
We have made many a heart cry,
It was practiced among us, you know.
Umm,, captain a suggestion,
Since I am the navigator, of this bird.
Yes Mr. Sulu please,
what have you by word.
When we had communication,
still with Star Fleet Command.
May be a posted review,
may now help the crew once again.
Yes Sulu thats right,
send to the main screen a past review.
Show them that posted response,
from one of Star Fleets mighty crew.
What ever your doing Captain,
she is a working once again.
The Enterprise is powering up,
Star Fleet must have repented Amen!
So Mr. Spock,
if given the chance what would you say?
Since Bones is still employed,
The Lord doth work, in mysterious ways.
Captain;,,,Uhura here showing Federation's response,
to last transmission sent.
We of the Federation all agree,
And we of Star Fleet Command Always Repent.
But we are to far separated,
from your Holy embrace.
Wherefore we need all the more,
Your Time And Holiness In Grace.
Spock what do you make of that,
I sent them no post.
Since the computer was down Captain,
let us blame it on the Ghost.
This is first officer Spock,
post to the main screen.
The last transmission sent,
The words Star Fleet Command has seen.
Ships mainframe computer,
to Star Fleet Command.
Accessed priority by,
I am that I am.
Man made vessel,
has intruded upon my grace.
I am the great I am,
repent or be replaced.
SPOCK! did you send that?,
No, but I wish I had.
An absolute flawless way,
making Star Fleet repent of being bad.
The words of the Lord sent,
are most logically done.
If every one does not repent,
indeed their end has come.
Bones' your looking kind of pal,
what do you think?
Jim, If God is a Vulcan,
I need a drink.
Oh,,ohh my,,, what a,
what a scarey thought.
I think I'll join you
for a drink and what not.
Umm Spock, you got the bridge,
come on Bones;
I'll race yea to the fridge.
This is first officer Spock,
to all hands on deck.
Kindly thank the Lord of Host,
we shall once again Star Trek.
Were on a new mission to find lost souls,
bringing them to repentance once again.
We got work to do Mr. Sulu,
take us out of here, warp factor ten.

by Heavens Gaurdian

Author's Comments:
10:13 And they brought young children to him,
that he should touch them: and his disciples
rebuked those that brought them. 10:14 But
when Jesus saw it, he was much displeased,
and said unto them, Suffer the little children to
come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such
is the kingdom of God. 10:15 Verily I say unto
you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom
of God as a little child, he shall not enter
therein.10:16 And he took them up in his arms,
put his hands upon them, and blessed them.
10:17 And when he was gone forth into the way,
there came one running, and kneeled to him,
and asked him, Good Master, what shall I do
that I may inherit eternal life? 10:18 And Jesus
said unto him, Why callest thou me good?
There is none good but one, that is, God.
Amen!~! "

Christopher Peter Kinch