Copyright vilbel3981 From the great kingdom of Ayuthya, Prince Ram was banished for 14years in the forest

t by his father at the insistence of his stepmother. Ram being a dutiful son agreed to his father's wishes and left the palace with his wife, Sita and his brother, Lakshman. Our story starts with them at their last year of exile. Ram : Sitaaaaa, whats for dinner? Sita : The lasagnas in the oven, it should be done soon. Lakshman: Brother, 13 years of our exile have passed, have you thought about what we're going to do when we go back? What if everything's changed. Ram: Dont worry, how much could've changed in the last decade, worst comes to worse an iphone 15 wouldve come out. Sita: Okay enough chit chat, lunch is done, you two eat while i go and get some flowers, our ones are a little wilted(points to dead flowers) She goes out to pick the flowers all the while unaware the evil demon king Ravaan was watching here from behind the trees. Ravaan goes back to his palace and asks everyone about the beutiful maiden he saw in the forest. Raavan: Who is that girl? what is she doing in the forest, she should be living in a big castle surrounded by riches and comfort, just like me. A courtier: Your highness, the girl you are talking about, does she have long black hair, with skin white as snow and lips red as rubies? Raavan: Yes, yes do you know who she is? Courtier:yes sire shes snow white Ravaan: No no i'm not talking about that matsalleh, this girl was definately indian. His brother, a good and kind demon spoke up: brother: i know who you are talking about, she is sita, prince rams wife, they got exiled 13 years ago, it was all over Enews they wouldnt stop talking about it. r: I must have her, she will be the perfect 101st wife b: but brother she is married, she will never leave her husband r: Never stopped me before has it? So ravaan plotted for a way to take sita away from ram, knowing that she would never willingly go away with him and that ram and lakshman hardly ever left her side. Suddenly, he smiled r: ive got it. The next day, a beautiful golden deer appeared near sita while she was plucking fruitd to eat Sita: oh my god thats a tiffany necklace on that deer, where is ram when you need him. Raam Ram RAAAM! Ram: What is it sita? why are you running. take deep breaths, breath in breath out, now follow me (does labour breathing) sita: foloows him, but i'm not giving birth. lakshman: i thoug you werekindof pregnant. Sita: glares, anyways i saw a golden deer in the forest ram: yes, we can go hunting (chest bump) sita: nooo, i dont want the deer, i want itd diamond necklace, make sure

you dont get blood on it, its soo hard to get blood out. ram: ill get the deer, lakshman you stay here and protect sita, make sur you never leave her. lakshman : yes of course, ram: for anything(yes) no matter what(i got it, make sure.. sita: i tink he got it, dont leave me. now go pushes him away Ram goes to look for the deer, after a few minutes, laksman and sita here him cry out for help lakshman: dont worry hes got it under control, ram scrams louder, im sure hes okay sita: go and help him ill be fine lakshman: dont worry ill draw a prote tive circle around the house,anyone who crosses the line will be burnt into small little nuggets/pappodom. Lakshmzn draws the a circle around the house using his arrow and leaves sita with a final warning to sita to never step out of the circle. As soon as laksh goes away, an old sage comes by the house begging for alms, Sage: my dear daughter, please give me some food sita: i have some leftovers from yesterdays lasagna will that do? sage: yes thats fine, come out and give me the food. sita: but i cant step over the circle, i promised my brothe i wouldnt sage : YOU DARE DEFY A SAGE, Ill put a curse upon you, you will become a justin beiber fan. Sita : Noooooooooo, ill come anything but that, steps over the line and goes to the sage. Ravaan: takes offf sage robes and reveals himself as raaavan. hahahha you fell my trap, nananyeyaah. you will come with me aaway from ram. sita: you take me away but heart and soul will be with ram. He is going to find you and kill you and take me back home. Lakshman and ram come back to see sita gone andlasagna all ove the floor lakshman: oh my god sita is gone starts freaking out ram:shes my wife, im suppose to freak out laksh: oh okay ram starts freaking out. Ram and lakshman, wander the forest looking for sita, they come across te monkey kigdom and meet hanuman. hanuman travels far and wide looking for sita. He finally finds her in the garden of Ravan's palace. han: psssttt. Sita. pssssttt. up here sita: im going mad the mangoes are talking to me han: im nt a mango. im a monkey. ram has sent me to look for you sita: where is he? did he get my necklace? han: no... he didnt give me any necklace. but he did send his love and this ring!! sita: This is my 1 carat diamond ring, he gave it to me when we got married . when is he coming? ravans been annoying. he keeps calling me snow white, and i dont know who that is!! oh no, he's coming han: have no fear, hannuman is here. ill distract him hanuman flies around ravaans palace, looking for a way to create hzvoc within ravaans

palace. finally he sees the many lamps that light the castle and gets an idea, he ligts his tail and sets the castle ablaze, and flies back to ram, leaving the palace a shining beacon in the dead of the night. Hanumsn flies back to ram and relates everything he saw to him. ram immediately sets off towards the ravaans palace, with lakshman and hanuman with the rest of hanumans monkeys who wanted to help them. They march for days and finally reach the shore, they see ravaans castle across the sea. Lakshman: Brother how are we going to swim across the sea, i didnt even brwing my swiming trunks. Hanuman: We can fly over, tries lifting ram, uhhh, i cant carry you. Ram: turns to the ocean and calls out, oh lord of the ocean help us cross over to save my wife sita. help us. A voice comes out from the sea and says: i hear your pleas lord ram, you may cross over my ocean but in order to do that, you must biuld a bridge. Any person who is truly devoted to you and writes your name on the rock, that rock will not sink in my ocean. Biuld your bridge using those rocks. They followed the voices instuction ans built rocks with the word ram written on them, true enoug the ricks did not sink instead formed a steady bridge across the ocean. Even today, rocks with the word ram written on them in sanskrit have been found alomg the shore. Once the bridge was built, ram and his followers thudered across the bridge to ravaans palace. Ravaan who was watching them make the bridge, readied his troops and the two sides met each other at the batlefield. It was an age old battle of good against evil, light against darkness. Ram: RAVAAAN you may have taken my sita away but her heart will always belong to me. Ravan: seriously do you two rehearse your in case i get kidnaped and in case i have to save you lines together, she said the same thing to me! Ram: What? You will die a horrible death at my hands,i will crush the very life force out of your body, you will pay for the evil things you have done you vile demon! Lakshman :Yeah, what he said. A war ensues between the two sides, (bashing ravaan with punch sounds). Ravaan is defeated and killed at Ram's hand, and as as always the good triumphs over evil, the light envelops the darkness and all is well in the world. Ram and Sita finally meet each other after days of being apart: Slow motion running, raaaaam, sitaaaaaa. Hold each other hands and look into eyes, Although the gods in the heavens above rejoiced in the death of the evil Ravaan, they insisted that Sita prove her loyalty and purity to Ram. They force sita to pass through a holy fire, if she is still pure, the fire would not burn her, but if Ravaan had caused her dishonor in any manner, the fire would burn her alive. Ram: Sita, you have no need to do this, I believe in you,I trust you.

Sita: No Ram, its alright, I have no need to be afraid, I am yours and forever will be, I will give nobody the right to question this. With that she stepped into the fire, but it did not burn her and behold the fire turned into a shower of flowers. The two reunited and the gods blessed the couple with eternal love and happiness. The three of them then returned to Ayuthya as their 14 years exiled had ended. They were recieved with cheers and joy. The people of Ayothya light lamps all around the city so that it would shine and light the way home for Ram, Sita and Lakshman. When they arrived at the palace, they were recieved by their stepmother: Stepmother: with plate and tea lamp, go round and round Lakshman: hopping on each foot Can we hurry this up a bit, I need to go to the bathroom. I've been holding all the way home. Stepmum: Wait one minute, does something more, ok go Lakshman: finally a proper toilet.