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Normally I don't usually meet people, unless I already know them.
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8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a
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Forget the myths the media's created about the White House. The truth is, these
are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand. -- Deep Throat
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self-conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the
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it's not the same for all people..

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person saying it menacingly while pointing a gun at you.
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questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books that are now written in a
very foreign tongue. Do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you
because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief. Do justly, now. Love
mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obliged to complete the work, but
neither are you free to abandon it
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The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his
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not necessarily a good man.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
A yawn is a silent shout.
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
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I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you
drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the
way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it
when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not
around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate
you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. (10 things I Hate
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time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something
separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This

delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to
affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from
this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures
and the whole of nature in its beauty."
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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover
that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
H. L. Mencken ;-)))
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forty-eight. -)))))
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truth about him. -;))))
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arms and men in love.
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written by a group that died in a plane crash. (Con-Air)
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Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and
laugh at them--and by laughing at them destroy them? For your race, in its
poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon--laughter. Power, Money,
Persuasion, Supplication, Persecution--these can lift at a colossal humbug,--push
it a little-- crowd it a little--weaken it a little, century by century: but only
Laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of Laughter
nothing can stand.
The Chronicle of Young Satan, Mysterious Stranger Manuscripts
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girl in them
When giving treats to friends or children, give them what they like, emphatically
not what is good for them." - Chesterton
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
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Do not enjoy yourself. Enjoy dances and theaters and joy-rides and champagne and
oysters; enjoy jazz and cocktails and night-clubs if you can enjoy nothing better;
enjoy bigamy and burglary and any crime in the calendar, in preference to the
other alternative; but never learn to enjoy yourself Chesterton
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

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"Math is to music as chemistry is to cooking."
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that they have not said enough.
Mark Twain
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve
them.
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When you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy
and find out how to do it.
Theodore Roosevelt
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
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I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think
of what I do! That is character!
Theodore Roosevelt
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I have a feeling that he considers a great part of his own life misspent. Rumor
had it he was always working on this symphony of his. And this was going to make
him famous, rich, probably both. But Mr. Holland isn't rich and he isn't famous,
at least not outside of our little town. So it might be easy for him to think
himself a failure. But he would be wrong, because I think that he's achieved a
success far beyond riches and fame. Look around you. There is not a life in this
room that you have not touched, and each of us is a better person because of you.
We are your symphony Mr. Holland. We are the melodies and the notes of your opus.
We are the music of your life. (Mr Holland Opus)
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insipid themes + banal language + reputation = award-winning work
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth
about its author.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
"If you NEVER talk to yourself, that's all you'll end up doing."
I'm allergic to bullshit. (I,Robot)
I think Im smart, but many of the people who have worked for me definitely were.
Everyone is talented. Certainly not everyone is as talented as everyone else, but
every individual has certain things they are good at, and certain things they suck
at.
In a moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst
thing you can do is nothing.
Theodore Roosevelt
"There are two things that I want you to
are going to have a good time as long as
faced man - and next, that you are going
going to work hard and do the things you
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you live - I have no use for the sourto do something worthwhile, that you are
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I was so lost back then
but with a little help from my friends
I found the light in the tunnel at the end
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain
"Optimism is a good characteristic, but if carried to an excess, it becomes
foolishness.
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But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected,
I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
Ronald Reagan
I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder
how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell
the rest of them ever got here.
Harry S. Truman
This I believe: That the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most
valuable thing in the world. And this I would fight for: the freedom of the mind
to take any direction it wishes, undirected. And this I must fight against: any
idea, religion, or government which limits or destroys the individual. John
Steinbeck
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Don't think you are, know you are. (The Matrix)
Pleasure and joy are deceptive
Donnie: My parents didn't get me what I wanted for Christmas.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did you want?
Donnie: Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry
hippos?
Donnie: Regret.
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easily buy one for a few dollars. Fred Allen ;-))
The most exciting phrase to hear in science is not Eureka!, but rather,
hmm..thats funny... Isaac Asimov
"The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too
short to blend in."


Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. G.K. Chesterton
;-)))))
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The palest ink is better than the best memory. Chinese proverb
I like a man who grins when he fights. Winston Churchill
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The superior man is distressed by the limitation of his ability; he is not
distressed by the fact that men do bit recognize the ability he has Confucius
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Love is a fire. But whether its is going to warn your hearth or burn down your
house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
There is nothing I like less than bad arguments for a view that I hold dear.
Daniel Dennett
It takes a big man to admit when hes wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his
mouth shut when hes right Jim Fiebig
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"Not many people are willing to give failure a second opportunity. They fail once
and it is all over. The bitter pill of failure is often more than most people can
handle. If you are willing to accept failure and learn from it, if you are willing
to consider failure as a blessing in disguise and bounce back, you have got the
essential of harnessing one of the most powerful success forces." - Joseph
Sugarman
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revenge, he extends unexpected generosity. He turns insult into humor..and
astonishes his adversary who finds no reason not to trust him Baltsar Gracian
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Jim Haye
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book
Nietzsche
A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium Publilius
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It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. (Closer)
"how sweet does your chocolate taste when you know the producer in a country you
will never see did not even get paid enough to feed his family?
how sweet does it taste when you see the amount of profit a few multinational
corporations make on it?
how sweet does it taste, exactly, to know our own governments prevent these
countries from ever getting off their knees & from ever being able to compete and
get PAID, erecting barriers and then DUMPING on them from a great height whilst
feigning concern?
how delicious it is to know that sweet taste in your mouth is one of slavery, a
nice new economic model?

as it melts in your mouth, how sweet does your chocolate taste, now you know the
suffering that it took to get to you?"
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones
work is terribly important. Bertrand Russell
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:You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.
Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If
they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the
world and live. Which can be depressing. (Closer)

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I wasnt kidding. I did have a test today. Its European Socialism. Whats the
big deal? I am not European. I dont plan on becoming European. So why should I
care if theyre socialists? They can be fascist, anarchist pigs,. It still
wouldnt change the fact that I dont have a car Ferris Bueller
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Happiness is good health and bad memory . Ingrid Bergman
You're introduced to LSD... Unless you've taken some other drug, like for instance
like marijuana or something well... you know... it's an altogether new thing! and
you actually can have, um, a religious experience, and it can be even more
important than reading the bible six times, or becoming pope or something like
that, you know...
Never express yourself more clearly than you think. N. Bohr
How many cares one looses when one decides not to be something but to be someone.
Coco Chanel
"If a man does not have an ideal and try to live up to it, then he becomes a mean,
base and sordid creature, no matter how successful."
Theodore Roosevelt
"if there was no life out there, it would be a terrible waste of space."

:___))

If I'd known how much packing I'd have to do, I'd have run(for President) again.
Harry S. Truman
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Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch!
:Nobody fucks with me!
:Oh maybe if you find the rights girl...
Good advisors must in fact, have their own advisors, and it doesnt matter if
theyre good or not. y;)
There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of
what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same: only love.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S. Truman
Journalism largely consists of saying "Lord Jones is Dead" to people who never
knew that Lord Jones was alive.
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Harry S. Truman
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over themselves... self-discipline with all of them came first.
Harry S. Truman
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he can ruin himself with gambling. If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he
might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more
than a dog Chesterton
Youre not very bright, are you? I like that in women..;-)))
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry S. Truman
"Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu
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My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the
United States.
Harry S. Truman
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Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his
mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie
just to keep his hand in.
Harry S. Truman
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i used to be such a strong person but a lot has changed, a lot has happened. and
i've had to deal with so much more than any person should ever have to go through.
and you know something? i finally broke.everything around me crashed and i fell
right with it.
i'm not that strong anymore, and i can't handle this anymore
:Can I ask you something personal?
:Sure!
:Where is the bathroom? -;))
There are no solved problems; there are only problems that are more or less
solved. Henri Poincare
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I.
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The most beautiful and profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of the
mystical. It is the sower of all true science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead. To
know that what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the
highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty, which our dull faculties can
comprehend only in their primitive forms - this knowledge, this feeling, is at the
center of true religion.
You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't
believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which
we can't possibly foresee now.
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quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts. They also make
you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
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Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They
may give their money away, but they will never give themselves away; they are
egotistic, secretive, dry as old bones. To be smart enough to get all that money
you must be dull enough to want it." - A Miscellany of Men
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When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your
efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do
for themselves.
Abraham Lincoln
I was born to be all that I can!!!!
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Don't be afraid to see what you see.
Ronald Reagan
Non pulchra veste , sed modestia puella placet
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angry leads to hate...hmm!HATE LEADS TO SUFFERING!
Never confuse motion with action.
Benjamin Franklin
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I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I
am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands
right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.
Abraham Lincoln
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After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn
The learned fool writes nonsense in better language that the unlearned - but it's
still nonsense.
Benjamin Franklin
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If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me,
Threatening the life it belongs to (2Am-Breathe)
No great intellectual thing was ever done by great effort.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has
emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.
The boy who is going to make a great man must not make up his mind merely to
overcome a thousand obstacles, but to win in spite of a thousand repulses and
defeats.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Lauras anything but superficial. I can ask her, hows it going? And she
wont give me the typical bullshit good response. Shell say something like,
actually Im pretty depressed today. And well talk about it. And when she asks
me how Im doing, I know I can tell her just about anything and shell understand.
No judgments. No illusions of superiority. Just understanding.
She starts talking about how its so hard to feel connected sometimes. Like
youre hiking among all this beauty of the great outdoors and youre thinking,
damn I should be enjoying this more. But youre not. Youre just not there - not
completely. I understood what she meant completely, because I was going through
the same thing. So we talked about it and suddenly we were connected. We spent
rest of the hike with a smile on our faces and a song in our heart.
Sometimes I think Laura and I have some kind of E.S.P. connection. This one
time I was telling her I had this Crosby, Stills, and Nash tune going through my
head all day. Thats all I said - Ive had this Crosby, Stills, and Nash song
going through my head all day. I didnt tell her the song, or a line from the
song, or anything. But then she starts singing it. She starts singing the very
same song at the very same verse thats going through my head Helplessly hoping
her harlequin hovers nearby.... Now if that was one of their big hits, I wouldnt
thought much of it. But its not. I bet most people havent even heard that song
before. It was weird. It was one of those moments when you realize theres more to
the world than any of us really knows.
It felt good. Real good.
Esp is mental telepathy, our other sense.

It pisses me off when they take something I say and try to draw their own
conclusion (about my conclusion) from it
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It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. (Fight
Club)
A thick blanket of clouds hung in stillness above, and a thin sheet of rain
covered everything in silence below. Between it all, we moved on. I tried to
recapture the feeling Ive had so many times before a feeling of coming home.
But I couldnt. Im not so sure theres anything in Eugene for me anymore.
Eugene used to represent my friends and a sense of purpose, but thats all
changed now. Im just not as connected to my friends as I used to be. Theyre
moving closer and closer to the mainstream home-ownership, SUVs, expensive
vacations, and full-time jobs. Thats what they want. And I want to run away from
that shit as fast as I can. Theres still a few people I feel close to, but mostly
I feel alone.
As for my sense of purpose, I havent had one for some time. I used to think the
world needed saving and that it could be saved. Now Im not so sure. Worse yet, I
dont know if I really care. People are idiots. They deserve their fate. Besides,
in the scheme of things, does it really matter? Life is based on death. You cant
live without consuming the lives of other living things. Thats just how it works
and I doubt it only applies here on Earth. Its a universal principle. Life.
Death. They go on forever. Which is all well and good, but what do I do with
myself in the meantime? Im bored. Bored with it all.
Welcome to Eugene, the bus driver says. City lights and headlights break
the darkness.
I walked the cool, autumn night to my house, pack on my back. I opened the
door to a living room shrouded in darkness, all except for the light of my
roomates laptop. They were there, on the couch huddled around the screen, faces
aglow. It was like they were keeping warm around a fire.
They were happy to see me and I was happy to see them. It seems like a lot
longer than three weeks, I said. I know, Sarah agreed. We talked, catching-up
on all the changes, all the gossip. And as the night went on I began to feel like
I was at home. Finally when I lay in bed, underneath a couple layers of blankets
and reading by the soft light of the lamp, I looked around my room, the open
wooden floor, and the few possessions I hold on to. Eugene may no longer feel like
my home, but this does.
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The never quit, tough it out attitude is a mistake if you are in a situation
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The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the
opinion is about a woman.
Henry James
"If it runs it can be defeated."
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If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
I've alwatys know how to do it the right way, and do you know why I passed:
because it was to damn hard
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Oscar Wilde
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do
that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark
Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
"I believe what really happens in history is this: the old man is always wrong;
and the young people are always wrong about what is wrong with him. The practical
form it takes is this: that, while the old man may stand by some stupid custom,
the young man always attacks it with some theory that turns out to be equally
stupid." Chesterton
I never give them [the public] hell. I just tell the truth, and they think it is
hell. In Look 3. April 1956 Harry S. Truman

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Sorry folks, we drank our dinner, youll have to do the same.
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Abraham Lincoln
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you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw
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Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one
nearest the door of course. George Bernard Shaw
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can
see. Arthur Schopenhauer
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss
people.
Eleanor Roosevelt
A true teacher is not the one with the most knowledge, but one who causes the most
others to have knowledge.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
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If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who
the sucker is, it's you.
Paul Newman
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. Napoleon
The best way to accelerate a computer is at 9.8 m/sec^2
History is a set of lies agreed upon.

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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down. Wilson
Mizner
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after
me.
Steve Martin
Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.
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Life is what happens when you are making other plans.John Lennon
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There are two major products that come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We dont
believe this to a coincidence. Jeremy S. Anderson
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your
pocket. Frank McKinney Hubbard
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my
neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory
My computer never cras
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if
it costs him his job. Samuel Goldwyn
Lucundissimum est in rebus humanis amari, sed non minus amare =
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Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be
better than yourself.
William Faulkner
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking
about.
Sam Ewing
The world will very soon be divided, unless I am mistaken, into those who still go
on explaining our success, and those somewhat more intelligent who are trying to
explain our failure Chesterton

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If A is a success in life, than A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play;

and z is keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your
grandmother.
Albert Einstein
I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
I want to find a person, who heeds me.;) -Bewitched
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When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex.
When you have both it's health.
J. P. Donleavy
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. Tom
Clancy
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of
enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
Never trust a computer you cant lift;-))) Stan Masor
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you can find good in anybody
if you give them a chance, benefit of the doubt
sometimes people disapoint you, sometimes they
surprise you. but you never really get to know them
until you listen to whats in their heart.
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word
alone. Al Capone
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Rembrandt painted 700 pictures. Of these, 3,000 are still in existence.
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couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
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Delay (R-TX), to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome
in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005.
Never trust a thin chef.
The road to success is always under construction.
If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Love: If you want to be with somebody you say I love you, and if things get bad
you say: I love you no more;-) Bewitched
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but
together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen
I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right.
Muhammad Ali
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Constantly talking isn't necessarily comunicating (Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind)
It ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. Muhammad
Ali
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"The chief weapon of the sea pirates was their capacity to astonish." Kurt
Vonnegut
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot
possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it
usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
from his book "Mostly
Harmles Douglas Adams

It's nice to be important,but more important to be nice !!!

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
accepting it." - Aristotle
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I was playing in my head a sort of imaginary game of chess: if they (the Germans)
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Gnecchi-Ruscone
One of our tasks was to identify the units to which the vehicles in the convoys
belonged, by deciphering the insignia on their tailboard. It reminded me about my
schoolboy days stamp collection except that it had to be memorized, since being
caught with a catalogue of that sort might have been unhealthy:))) Francesco
Gnecchi-Ruscone
Dont make a fuss smile!
Amicus cum vitiis ferendus =
there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you
might tell me
Every privilege is a debt
amates ametis
.....had just told us something revealing a lot more than the thing itself.
Secrets are like that. On the surface were all perfectly polite, well-adjusted
human beings. We wake-up, go to work, drive the kids to school, shop, sleep, and
do it all over again. Were loving mothers, adoring fathers, brothers, and
sisters. Were shop keepers, custodians, cooks, car salesmen, software engineers,
mayors, mechanics, plumbers, teachers, and priests. We all have our roles to play,
our acts to perform, our lines to read:
How are you?
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Oh, theyre great.
On the surface, everythings fine and the sun is always shinning, but underneath
it all lies the nature of the beast and its hungry with desire. We hurt, we love,
we hate. We want pleasure, we want pain; we want to live, we want to die; we want
to save our fellow man, we want to kill him. Theres something deep and dark in
each and everyone of us, and thats where our secrets lie.
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Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any
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I Fucking Love You!...
ive got pages of false starts and wrong approaches
Your characters must change, and the change must come from them.
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-why?
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what i came to understand that change is not a choice,it happens that you are
different
You are what you love, not what loves you
I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases or characters learning profound
life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcoming obstacles to
succeed in the end. The book isn't like that, and life isn't like that, it just
isn't. I feel very strongly about this.
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(writer) To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee.

Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward
myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe
a banana nut. That's a good muffin.
Listen, I need a cool way to kill people. Don't worry, for my script.
Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are
murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day,
somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every
fucking day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone
else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her
mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody
else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life,
then you, my friend, don't know crap about life. And why the FUCK are you wasting
my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it. I don't have
any bloody use for it.
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you want to try this new scam I've been hearing about. It's called "work."
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Mae West
Intellectuals are like the mafia; they only kill their own. Woody Allen
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and
the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minute of my life.

George Best lol

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be
anywhere. George Burns lol
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This
is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me. Woody
Allen
Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself. !!! Mae
West
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan
Ms. Right is coming. But He's in Africa and he's walking.
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"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from
everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters
of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from
the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in

New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio
operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The
only difference is that there is no cat."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of
all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no
longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are
closed."
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we
created them."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in
school."
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for
existing."
You sholud never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. (Snatch)
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
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If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles.
Benjamin Franklin
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When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Charles Caleb Colton:)
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a
red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
When the President does it, that means it's not illegal. :)Richard Nixon
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some
pretty good questions. Woody Allen
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life.
Now that I am old, I know it is. Oscar Wilde:)
One definition of insanity is "to keep doing the same things and expect different
results".
A mind is a terrible thing to lose - or never to have had at all
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and unruffled under all circumstances.
Thomas Jefferson
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should have a free mother, she should not have an usurious landlord; because there
should not be a usurious landlord, there should be a redistribution of property;
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that you'll do well to learn. First, everyone is going to try and knock you down.
Second, those at the top SHOULD have to work harder than those who haven't made it
yet.
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political career. George Bernard Shaw
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! Homer Simpson :) :)
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. Oliver Goldsmith
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learn not to do them "Queen Victoria" Varied Types
What is "Begging the Question?"
"Begging the question" is a form of logical fallacy in which an argument is
assumed to be true without evidence other than the argument itself. When one begs
the question, the initial assumption of a statement is treated as already proven
without any logic to show why the statement is true in the first place.
Father always says that parents have no favourites, but treat all their children
alike. At Christmas and other times we always get the same sort of presents, and
that's the real test. Rosa Plank always gets at least three times as much as the
rest of the family, that's what it is to be a favourite.
one does not get to know a person from seeing them once
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a
hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
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- "What's wrong with you?"
- "Nothing you can't fix."
- "I'm going to take a bath."
- "I'll alert the media."
Lying is universal. we all do it. Therefore, the wise thing is for us diligently
to train ourselves to lie thoughtfully, judiciously; to lie with a good object,
and not an evil one; to lie for others' advantage, and not our own; to lie
healingly, charitably, humanely, not cruelly, hurtfully, maliciously; to lie
gracefully and graciously, not awkwardly and clumsily; to lie firmly, frankly,
squarely, with head erect, not altingly, tortuously, with pusillanimous mien, as
being ashamed of our high calling.
Mark Twain, On the Decay of the Art of Lying
True devotion only appears when we have only one desire and we will die if we
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I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. -Michael Jordan
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better
is best. -Tim Duncan
"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." Benjamin Disraeli
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at
all.
Abraham Lincoln
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if words were taken for
what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things themselves. - John
Locke
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally
dislike.
-Oscar Wilde
The tragedy of modern man is not that he knows less and less about the meaning of
his own life but that it bothers him less and less. -Vaclav Havel
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My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of
our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out.
Ronald Reagan
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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the
affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the
betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to
leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch of a

redeemed social condition; to know that one life has breathed easier because you
have lived. This is the meaning of success.
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,
there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. Seldom Seen Smith in The Monkey Wrench Gang
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
All things are difficult before they are easy
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times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed
over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. -Michael
Jordan
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I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.-Mark Twain
(about the gun) if it doesn't work you can always hit with it
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The whole record of Bolshevism in Russia is indelibly impressed
alien invasion. The murder of the Tsar, deliberately planned by
(who came to Russia as a paid agent of Germany) and carried out
Goloshchekin, Syromolotov, Safarov, Voikov and Yurovsky, is the
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The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the
Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions
of the masses, and make its tool of them.
"I haven't even run out of weed yet." -- one of the New Orleans holdouts (on not
evacuating after Katrina)
The life so short, the craft so long to learn. -Hippocrates (c. 460-377 b.c.)
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the
closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your
goal. - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
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do.
- Thomas Jefferson
... there is nothing more difficult to carry
nor more dangerous to handle, than to initiate
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a new order of things. For the
by the old order, and only lukewarm
new order... Nicollo

"Remember: today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday." - Dale
Carnegie.
So often we become so involved with a large number that we tend to forget how
great a smaller number can also be.
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Our society is not set up to deal with people who are naturally different, and I
am convinced that society as a whole (as well as the people concerned) suffers as
a result.
We doubt our own knowledge, innate and learned, we doubt our own feelings, and our
own idea of whats right and wrong. Trust yourself. Nobody knows what you need
to be happy more than you do.
Whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well. - Fourth Earl of Chesterfield (16941773)
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to
oneself. --Oscar Wilde
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"Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. The moment you
know how, you begin to die a little. The artist never entirely knows. We guess. We
may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark."
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.;)
I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, never insult anybody
unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. --John
Wayne
Your desire to be understood is getting in the way of being understood. These
symbols you assemble replace the true conveyance, and limit your responses to
languages you know.

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Woman, why do they fear you? Why do you fear yourself?
The man who is aware of himself is henceforward independent; and he is never
bored, and life is only too short, and he is steeped through and through with a
profound yet temperate happiness.
Richard M. Nixon
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Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a
weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And
the harm we do, we do to ourselves.
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
In love, one and one are one
the writer's work is merely a kind of optical instrument that makes it possible
for the reader to discern what, with ought this book, he would perhaps never seen
in himself - Marcel Proust
Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your
shoulders.
"Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing
car drivers, and hair colorists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to
be up in the top five.
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder
'What happened?
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the
bastards.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
-Winston Churchill
Bad things happen all the time to good people for no reason
When you FORCE yourself to act, when you PUSH THROUGH your hesitation, you can
achieve amazing results.
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

Feel the fear and do it anyway.

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Thomas Jefferson
If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would
believe what they believe.
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It is the first law of practical courage. To be in the weakest camp is to be in
the strongest school
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name
in a Swiss bank.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning
feeling just plain terrible.
Unconditional love happens when you can fight through the spewing venom and find a
way to forgive and still adore........ love is never boring and its almost never
fair.
Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions
so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them.
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do
not know, about something you do not want to know.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
"This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These
budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal
year that ended February the 30th." --George W. Bush, on the fiscal year that
ended on Sept. 30, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006
have more actual troubles, have fewer imaginary ones.
Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right?
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challenge is where the fun is
To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of
a tired feeling.

You can not change ones believes, but you can as well help make them change
Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself.
Richard M. Nixon
"When a grown man lives with his mother, that's pathetic.
When a grown man lives with his dead mother, that's classic."
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H.L.
Mencken (1880-1956)
All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about
it.
Harry S. Truman
Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
Richard M. Nixon
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made
by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.
Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter (1919-1988)
One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply light
and not heat
He who hesitates is a damned fool
One half the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
-Jane Austen (1775-1817) in Emma
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap,
we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
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You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call
'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down
Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a
great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a fool
as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom
The impossible is often the untried
...even the impossible is easy
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his
hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
The only reason for the existence of a novel is that it does attempt to represent
life.
Henry James

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please
everybody
Just as some people bring out your best, and other people bring out your worst,
you can bring out the best in other people at their worst. It's a matter of
understanding where they are coming from and what is likely to work with them.

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For example, if you asked random people on the street if they'd like to be able to
draw like Leonardo, you'd find most would say something like "Oh, I can't draw."
This is more a statement of intention than fact; it means, I'm not going to try.
Because the fact is, if you took a random person off the street and somehow got
them to work as hard as they possibly could at drawing for the next twenty years,
they'd get surprisingly far. But it would require a great moral effort; it would
mean staring failure in the eye every day for years. And so to protect themselves
people say "I can't."
There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage
to do what we know is morally right.
Ronald Reagan
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
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Id rather suffer with my personality than from your stupidity.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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There are two ways of dealing with nonsense in this world. One way is to put
nonsense in the right place; as when people put nonsense into nursery rhymes. The
other is to put nonsense in the wrong place; as when they put it into educational
addresses, psychological criticisms, and complaints against nursery rhymes
Chesterton
Life is so wasted on those who wont live
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Life is a game
You gotta hear what I say.
Theres only one way to win
and thats to play, play, play.

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The Six Phases of a Project:
Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for the Guilty
Punishment of the Innocent
Praise for non-participants
Lately, when I wake-up Ive been asking myself if theres any reason to get out of
bed. Not a bad question to ask, but when you start running out of answers, you
know youre in trouble.
When I first saw you, I thought you were pretty. Then, of course, you spoke
you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
"In this world, Elwood, you must be, oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. For years, I
was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me."
Go ahead, make my day
"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I
mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?
I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean,
funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so
funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn
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The Greatest Thing You Will Ever Learn, Is Just To Love, And Be Loved In Return
The Things You Own End Up Owning You
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
It pays to expect the unexpected.
When we can let ourselves play with ideas, without judgment or expectation, then
we can begin to take these same ideas seriously.
The way you get better in everything in this life is to make mistakes.
Otherwise you're probably doing it right by accident. But you have to do
everything wrong before you can really start with some authority to do it right.
-Tobias Wolff, interview with "Stanford Today", 1998
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"Democracy can be a wickedly unfair thing. Nobody poor was ever called democratic
for marrying somebody rich."
"I've there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she
likes it."

That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the
same age."
- WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey) in Dazed and Confused (1993)
You always want people to underestimate you, not see you as a threat.
Common sense is not so common.
A man is a success if you gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in
between, does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan (1941- )
Never knock on the door, find the key
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
All we can do is encourage people to do unpleasant work, with money and prestige.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will
be fought with sticks and stones.
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are
still greater.
You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes
everywhere in the world.
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. --Christopher Morley
Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand
this. To be in love is to respect this.
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
"Be great in act, as you have been in thought."
If you've got a question, first dont hesitate to ask yourself
"Tell your heart that fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. And no
heart has ever suffered when it goes in search of its dreams, because every second
of the search is a second's encounter with God and with eternity." - The Alchemist
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Treat Your Self. Well. - Neutrogena Body
make every day wonderful - Wonderful, the fragrance by American Beauty
live the dream - Euphoria, the fragrance by Calvin Klein
do something good for yourself - Lean Cuisine
Its not the destination its the journey. - Purina BusyBone (experience for my
dog?)
Keep life fresh - Buitoni
Create something great. - Hormel
Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty.
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.--Bertrand Russell

We spend a lot of time waiting for things to happen and very little time making
things happen.
You must pick good people and then give them momentum.
Never doubt that the actions of one person can change the world. Indeed, it is
the only thing that has. Margaret Meade
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By evening, a person's thoughts turn towards home.
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"There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things
which are beyond the power of our will." - Epictetus
DON'T PISS ME OFF!

I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

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"The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's
yours. But to win it requires total dedication and a total break with the world of
your past, with the doctrine that man is sacrificial animal who exists for the
pleasure of others. Fight for the value of your person. Fight for the virtue of
your pride. Fight for the essence, which is man, for his sovereign rational mind.
Fight with the radiant certainty and the absolute rectitude of knowing that yours
is the morality of life and yours is the battle for any achievement, any value,
any grandeur, any goodness, any joy that has ever existed on this earth."
-- Ayn Rand
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
"Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.'
-Russell Long
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.:))
Life is what you make of it. It is an array of choices. Do I choose the route of
ease and comfort, or the one of hardship and adventure? The key lies in finding
the balance and it's not the same for everyone.
Felix Wife: Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felixs back. He can even
help around the house again.
Dr.Connors: Im sorry to hear that Felix ;-))))))))
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of
moments that take our breath away.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If it could have gone wrong earlier and it did not, it ultimately would have been
beneficial for it to have. HAAAAAA

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and
I'm here to help.
Ronald Reagan
Success requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not
frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever
were. --David Rockerfeller
:Nuts.no sense of humor........
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener
Women dont realize the power they have over men. If they did, theyd be ruling
the world. :))))))))))-)
The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Never knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run (he hates that).
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while
you're a ahead"?!
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
Bad Cop! No donut!
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No book is duller than a book of jokes, for what is refreshing in
small doses becomes nauseating when perused in large assignments.
Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in the
ability to put first things first. Indeed, the reason most major goals are not
achieved is that we spend our time doing second things first.--Robert J. McKain
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
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True perfection can not be taught

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Don't take life too seriously you're not going to survive it, anyway

No such thing as bad student. Only bad teacher.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Mark Twain
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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.
Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. If four of your
friends are OK, then you're the one.
Smile.... It confuses people!
And a word to the ladies about their appearance. Seems to me, it's far more
important to have your "no's" fixed before you worry about fixing your "nose".
Husband to wife discussing dental bills: "Maybe we get a some kind of book and
straighten their teeth ourselves.

Flirting involves putting your whole outward appearance and inner personality on
the line. You're basically asking a stranger if they fancy you, and if they don't,
it's going to hurt. If they do fancy you and your husband or wife later finds out,
it's going to hurt even more.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right
place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

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I'm better than a psychologist.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix.

I'm a friend.
Never drink & derive.

The key to success is - find out where people are going, and get there first.Mark Twain
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
After 30 years of studying people, Freud said that there was one question that he
didnt have the answer to What do women want? Nice.....
Jazz is five guys playing a different song at the same time.
A compromise is an arrangement whereby people who can't get what they want make
sure nobody else does either
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
The confidence grows with familiarity
Life may not be the party we hoped for...
dance!

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If you want to get people to follow you, first confuse them, then convince them
that you know the way to get them out of their confused state.
Finita la comedia
Natural ability without education has more often attained glory and virtue than
education without natural ability. - Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC)
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. - Kurt
Vonnegut (1922- )

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Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
If someone builds 1000 great bridges, and the 1001 crashes, people will remember
him as the one, who's bridges were no good
...insanity is the most sane thing there is
...have more actual troubles, and fewer imaginary ones.
People surprise me some times.
Tomorrow a piano could drop on your head and theres not a damn thing you can do
about it. Things like that happen every day, all over the world.
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our frustration is caused by our inability to control the situation
envy is a universal part of girls development with more or less destructive
effects on a womans personality
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you
disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan
You must know who you are. Not the person everyone else says you are or should be,
but the person you know you are down to your very soul. A person that knows
himself and is content does not need to prove himself with a high-paying job,
shiny cars, and big houses. A person that knows his own values and is content is
not easily manipulated.
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man
stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to
the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat
and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who
knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy
cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who,
at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place

shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.
-Theodore Roosevelt
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a
university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt
A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on
real issues.
Theodore Roosevelt
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
I am a part of everything that I have read.
Theodore Roosevelt
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead;
And when she was good,
She was very, very good
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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