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PELANCARAN PROGRAM PENDIDIKAN KESIHATAN REPRODUKTIF DAN SOSIAL LPPKN 2010 (OPENING CEREMONY)

Live Life, Stay Safe


Goood morning everyone! We are the choral speaking group from SMK Taman Tun Dr.Ismail. Today at the ______________________ In conjunction with the theme, Private Lives, Public Issues. We proudly present to you Live Life, Stay Safe!, Now listen everyone, listen reaaaaal close As we are going to tell you all about sexual intercourse! [Boys shouting, girls go ewwww] To be precise, we are going to talk about adolescent sexual health [Wait! How does this sex thing work?] You dont know? [Well.. Not exactly..] [Didnt your mommy ever tell you?] [Or your daddy?] What about your teachers?

[They said I would find out once I get married] Who will you find out from? [Umm.. I dont know..] So you dont know where babies come from? [My mother told me it was from the stork!] Whaat? Thats ridiculous! Didnt you learn reproduction in school? Babies are created when a sperm, and an ovum fuse together! [But then how does a sperm get from you-know-what to the youknow-where?] Sexual intercourse! [Ohh, how does that work?] Its like a puzzle piece. The guys you-know-what.. [His what?] You know.. his.. you know. [Oh, just say it!] Alright alright [The guys penis goes into the girls vagina] [Thats it?] More or less [Ohhh..]

But wait, if sex is meant for making babies.. Why would teenagers have sex? [It feels good!] [I was curious!] [My boyfriend asked me to!] [I did not!] You people have done it? Umm.. Yeah.. Havent you? Nooo! [Its against my religion!] To have sex? [To have sex before marrige!] Ohh.. [My father told me not to] [So did my mom] [Im saving myself for my one true loveeee] *laughter* [Whaat? If he loves me, hell wait!] Okay everyone! At least tell us you used protection! [Protection againts what?] Do you want to be a parent at 16? [No..] Then you need protection! [Is that the only reason?] NOO!

PELANCARAN PROGRAM PENDIDIKAN KESIHATAN REPRODUKTIF DAN SOSIAL LPPKN 2010 (OPENING CEREMONY)

You need protection againts STDs [Whaaat?] Sexually transmitted diseases! [Okay, sreiously, dont you know anything?] You know, like.. [HIV!] [AIDS!] [Gonorrhea!] [Syphilis!] [Herpes!] [HAHA! Herpeeeees!] [Sigh..] Trust us, you dont want STDs [Why not?] Cause they make you sick! [You could die!] [Your bits could fall off!] *gasps* [I think.. thats worst than dying] *silence* Now that weve established that protection is neccesary, Theres all kinds of protection and contraceptive you can use! [Condoms!] [The pill!] And the best of all, ABSTINENCE! [Absti-whaat?]

It means, just dont do it [Ohh.. right..] Because when you look at it, The pros outweight the cons when it comes to abstinence. Sure you want to show your love and all that, but think about it We are no way old enough to think of having children And we definitely do not want STDs [No thank you! / Amen!] All this may sound suspiciously like something our parents would say, But in the end, it is you who would be affected by any decision you make Not your parents, or your teachers, or anyone else.. but YOU! In saying no to sex before marriage, You are showing yourself and the people around you That you have principles, That you have self-worth, That you are in control of your own life,

And that you choose to Live Life and Stay Safe! We would like to thank LPPKN for organizing and inviting us to this event. We also thank you all for listening to our fascinating yet truthful presentation!

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