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Dr. Coral Murrant quoted the popular Dr. Seuss book that often appears at graduating ceremonies.
two pregnancies. I had found my mountain, said Murrant. Though her mountain was based on a very unfortunate circumstance, she urged students to find something they are passionate about and ended by quoting Dr. Seusss Oh, the Places Youll Go. Silvia Ruegger, a Guelph alumna and Olympian, spoke next. As a teenager, I had a dream to be an Olympian. I saw the 1976 Olympics on TV, and I went upstairs and wrote on a piece of paper that I would run in the Olympics. In 1984, Ruegger ran in the first-ever Olympic Womens Marathon in Los Angeles and got eighth place. ...se e le c tu re pag e 4
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experience offered exclusively for first-year students that allows them to interact with students and professors on a personal level. Each seminar has a unique theme and small class size, allowing students to get to know one another and to make meaningful contributions to the group. On April 4, the students accomplishments throughout the semester were put on display with
an exhibition including debates, musical performances, posters, presentations, and a book launch. All of this took place in the Academic Town Square in the McLaughlin library. The showcase started with a musical performance by John and the Kryptonites, a group made of students in the Creative Process Seminar. The group performed an ...se e se mi na rs pag e 4
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Speakers brought the goals of the movement to the public
Amy van den Berg
Sitting in a large open circle, it was obvious that the so-called teachin and discussion was more than an average meeting of like-minded people. There was no stage and no microphone, and everyone could see each others faces. The gathering allowed people to participate as equals in the sharing of knowledge, and look and respect each other while they talked. The Idle No More grassroots movement came to the University of Guelph on April 3, and invited people of all interests and ages to join in on the discussion. Food Not Bombs supplied sweet potato and pear soup. The teach-in included a panel discussion moderated by Canadian musician and activist James Gordon, and featured four guest speakers who each shared their perspectives on the vibrant awakening among indigenous people and their allies. There was a heavy focus on getting people to understand what is taking place in Canada in respect to the Aboriginal peoples and their nationhood, and sovereignty to protect water, land, air, and all creation for future generations. Guest speaker Myeengun Henry, an elder and Aboriginal Traditional Counselor spoke of his hopes for the movement and emphasized the need for the education of young people so that they may understand the history of the First Nations people. I want people to ask real hard questions, Henry said, because then I can start to find the answers. Originating among the First Nations, Inuit and Mtis and nonAboriginal people of Canada, the Idle No More movement was founded November 2012 in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. The movement aims to safeguard Canadas responsibility towards the Native Peoples, particularly in regard to the PostConfederation Treaties that were signed between the Aboriginal Peoples of Canada and the reigning monarch of Canada from 1871 to 1921. These agreements recognize First Nations rights as stewards of the lands, and acknowledge their connection to the earth and their own inherent responsibility to protect it. The movement was created in response to the numerous legislative changes pertaining to the recent introduction of Bill C-45, a product of the Conservative Government and the Department of Indian Affairs (also known as the Aboriginal Affairs and Northern Development Canada). The ominous bill threatens to bypass the Treaties and the indigenous vision of sovereignty and environmental protections, as it will revise the Navigable Waters Protection Act (NWPA) that protects and regulates the numerous waterways that pass through traditional First Nations land. Whats guiding our country is short-term plans that make money and dont consider the future generations, said Gordon. People dont realize the impacts of that. The panels second speaker was Jean Becker, an advocator for women, children and the revitalization of Aboriginal traditions and who is of Innu, Inuit and English ancestry. She spoke of the enduring
LCBO workers vote for strike Ontarians might have to suffer a liquor withdrawal from the Liquor Control Board of Ontario. An overwhelming 95 per cent of the companys 7000 unionized workers voted in favour of a strike if no contract is agreed upon. The past four-year contract with the LCBO ended March 31 resulting in the bargaining of a new contract since mid-Feb. with no progress. The Ontario Public Service Employees Union said the main issues include a health and safety standards upgrade and increasing part-time wages. LCBO president, Bob Peter, stated that there is no surprise in news of a possible strike but the company is looking forward to resuming the negotiation of a fair agreement. Contract talks were scheduled for yesterday and later this month and in May. (National Post) Well-being of Canadian children ranks low According to a new UNICEF report the well-being of children in Canada ranks 17th out of 29 other wealthy nations. The U.N agency marked 29 nations in five categories: material well-being, health and safety, education, behaviors and risk, and housing and environment. Canada ranked 15th for material, 27th in health and safety, 14th for education, and 16th for behavior and risks. The report shows Canadas place at third best for smoking, revealing that only four per cent of 11, 13 and 15 year old children admit to smoking once a week. Twentyeight per cent of Canadian children report to have used cannabis in the past year, putting Canada in last place for cannabis. Canada is 27th for obesity, with 20.24 per cent of children aged 11, 13 and 15 credited as overweight in Canada. Another low result is the countrys 21st rank in bullying, revealing that 35 per cent of children 11, 13 and 15 say they have been bullied at least once in the past few months. With these results, Canada was far behind Netherlands who remains the overall leader and only country in the top five of all categories. (CTV News) Urine shoes to be renamed Spanish speaking Target clients are probably being sent the wrong message. The store is currently selling four pairs of shoes on their website with the name orina, which coincidentally means urine in Spanish. Target came up with the name based on the Russian translation of orina, meaning peace or peaceful as well as being used as a womens name. Other companies have made this mistake too; Ikea has hired a translator after finding most of their products translated into dirty phrases in Thai, Kraft Foods global snack business Mondelez International closely resembles the phrase for an oral sex act in Russian and, more famously, when KFC debuted in China the slogan fingerlikin good was translated into eat your fingers off in Chinese. (Huffington Post) Compiled by Alex Howie
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The speakers at the teach-in want to make sure that discussion on Aboriginal land rights doesnt fade from the spotlight.
trauma that continues to exist in coordinated through the use of sothese communities, as well as the cial media and draws inspiration importance of sitting down and from the hunger strike of Attawapistalking openly. kat Chief Theresa Spence. The Were very concerned for our liquid-only diet took place in early children and our grandchildren, but December 2012 and was successful so should you be, so should all peo- in raising considerable awareness ple be concerned, explained Becker. of the infringement of AborigiIts about how we begin to pro- nal rights. Since its formation last tect this land that we all live on and year, the movement has been able share, said Kim Anderson at the to educate and empower indigenous discussion. As a Cree/Mtis writer, peoples through the encouragement researcher, and educator at Wil- of knowledge sharing, flash mobs, fred Laurier University, Anderson blockades, and numerous demonencouraged supporters to help in- strations across Canada with the fluence change by simply showing support of thousands of people. up and being present. What all of us here demonstrate Maybe then there will be some is that theres something happening sort of will to listen, Anderson said. in our communities, said Becker, The movement is mostly and we are it.
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U of G students Kennedy Crawford (left) and Alyssa de Hoop took home top prize in the ad-centered competition.
just given their best performance yet. It was the best run through we had ever done. We were so nervous before but when we got up there we knew the content so well that it was the best presentation we had never done. Congratulations on your victory, and enjoy the new ride.
... semin ar s con ti n ue d original song of their creation titled, We Need Help, which was written with the help of folk singer/politician James Gordon. Throughout the exhibition was also a debate concerning the horse race industry, and numerous poster and power-point presentations ranging from sex, gender, and sexuality to bringing science to society. The most impressive aspect of the fair was the launch of a book written by the Evolution of Dietary Habits seminar. Each student in the seminar researched and wrote an objective chapter on dietary issues, and their efforts were published as a result. Madeline Yungblut, a student in the seminar, said, Writing their book was an amazing experience,
and having it published makes it even more so. The first-year seminar was a lot of fun, and [it was] a nice break from all of the typical science courses. It was also a good opportunity to meet new people, and have new and exciting experiences, Yungblut also stated. Students and professors took the opportunity to address the crowd, stating both what they accomplished throughout the semester and how participating in the class has impacted them personally. First-year seminars are unique in that they are focused on questions or themes of current interest and aim to tackle real-world problems. Students have the opportunity to voice their opinions in a comfortable and unbiased environment. In a structured environment such
... le c tu re c onti nu e d After Rueggers retirement from competitive running, she developed physical fitness and literacy programs for impoverished children, and brought mentors and role models into their lives. To live a life of vision, everything you need is inside of you. You need to be courageous. Persevere, dont give up, and empower others with your life, said Ruegger, a statement that will surely stay with the graduating class of 2013.
Kelsey Coughlin
Students presented the results of their semester-long seminar through display boards, a published work, and performances.
as a university campus, it is important for students to have as many creative outlets as possible. Fostering creativity is one of the key objectives of the firstyear seminars and it is this principle that the organizers of the exhibition hoped to show students. It is safe to say that all students left the fair with a new appreciation for the students efforts. Enthusiasm from students and staff will ensure that these classes remain available for future firstyear students to enjoy.
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The Black Sheep Project presented life as a video game, to explore questions of social conformity and the absurdity of life.
From A to Zavitz
Small farewells from Specialized
Angel Callander
From April 1 to 5, the Zavitz gallery hosted its final show of the school year, What Have Yous, which showcased new work by students in the Specialized Studio program. The twist, however, is that the pieces in the show were miniature versions of the students usual work. All the way back to the Ottoman Empire, artists have been interested in making miniature works of art. In the 18th century, painted portrait miniatures were used as decorative covers for snuffboxes. Today, there is the World Federation of Miniaturists (you can Google it if you dont believe me), which has held five World Exhibitions of Miniature Art to date. Clearly, it has always been recognized that there is something very stunning and fun about elaborate artworks made on such a small scale. At Guelph, those in the Studio Art program have the option to apply for the Specialized Studio Practice in fourth year. Students are chosen through an interview process for the two-semester program, which amounts to three credits at the end of the year. The Specialized Studio is an opportunity for students to complete a major independent project, and is designed to prepare them for graduate school and/or professional art projects. This years students were Whitney Arnott, Patrick Beh, Paul Chartrand, Sarah Cordeaux, Zoe Downie-Ross, Juliane Foronda, Nicholas Good, Nadine Maher, Tyler Muzzin, Jazmyn Pettigrew, Laura Phan, Yusuf Rahmaty, Colleen Savage, Kimberly Vanderweyden, David Winfield, and Alexandra Zieger. The idea for What Have Yous was decided in September as a way to make sure all the artists projects could be represented in the Zavitz space. We thought it was a good way to keep things a bit light but also more interesting than just putting all our normal works wed already made into the show, said Maher. The previous week, March 25-29, nadine maher the Specialized students had shown their work at the new Boarding What Have Yous presented the work of the Specialized Studio Program in miniature, to increase the House Gallery in downtown Guelph. number of works that could fit in the small space and keep the mood light. This show focused on the larger ambitious projects on which they had All concerns with size and space and Jazmyn Pettigrew expressed her fun challenge to try and come up with been working on all year. The space aside, the artist miniatures in usual sound artwork by creating tiny something that fit into our practice had been completely full of sculpture, What Have Yous were intricate and sculptures of speakers. yet also resulted in a cohesive show, painting, and multimedia projects that interesting. A large worktable had been placed in said Cordeaux. would never have fit into the space of Whitney Arnotts landscape pho- the centre of the gallery for the miniaThere is no doubt that even on minthe Zavitz gallery. tographs were reduced to postage ture sculpture and multimedia works. iature projects, the Specialized Studio We all made such large work and stamp size, forcing a very close look. The walls held a small monotype print students never stop working their could never fit it into one space, so we Nadine Maher created tiny versions of series by Sara Cordeaux, Whitney Ar- hardest. We wish them all the best figured that if we made all our work her larger paintings, standing on tiny notts photographs, and the whimsical as they endeavour into the art world smaller, wed all get to fit it in the gal- easels. Yusuf Rahmatys video work drawings by Laura Phan. fresh out of their undergraduate exlery, said Foronda. I think that for some of us it was a perience at Guelph. was played on a very small television,
arts & Culture 6 w w w.th e on ta r ion . c om River Run Centre launches the Guelph Shebang
Residency program will unite artists across disciplines
Stacey Aspinall
From dance, to music, to writing, to videography, a new Guelph initiative will be delivering the whole shebang. The River Run Centre is launching its first artist residency, titled The Guelph Shebang, which focuses on a collaborative approach to creative practices. It will be lead by Toronto-based dance artist Andrea Nann, who is also artistic director of Dreamwalker Dance company. Six Guelph artists will participate and work together to explore their own voices within the context of disciplines beyond their own. The Guelph Shebang is presented in partnership with Ed Video, Eden Mills Writers Festival, Guelph Dance, Guelph Jazz Festival and Hillside Festival, and is funded by the Ontario Arts Council. The Guelph Shebang will aim to unite artists from a variety of backgrounds. Andrea Nann developed a creative process to help artists think about their own creative process by working with others who are in disciplines that are completely different from their own, said Ella Pauls, Guelphs Manager of Cultural Development. The participants are dancers Ishra Blanco and Megan ODonnell; musicians Bry Webb and Amadeo Ventura; writer Claire Tacon and videographer Jenn Norton. We were looking at kind of a mix of emerging and established artists, Pauls said. They are quite excited about this because it is quite a different approach. The artists will spend a total of
Of course we didnt know what the end result would be, which was really the whole point, which was let the process take place. Ella Pauls
six days at the River Run Centre, and they have been working together to decide what their project will be. Of course we didnt know what the end result would be, which was really the whole point, which was let the process take place, Pauls explained.
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The River Run Centre is hosting its first artist residency, which aims to capture the whole shebang the broad range of artistic endeavours in Guelph.
The artists will return to work They will be taking those retogether from April 15-18, and on sponses, and they will be weaving the 16th, they will open up The it into their presentation. So Co-operators Hall to the public theyre going to use words, vidfor a community workshop with eography, movement, music, all Nann. It will be a hands-on dem- the things that they all bring toonstration including a series of gether [...] and theyre going to exercises on the collaborative cre- somehow present that, Pauls said. ative process. The results will be presented on Another component of The April 18. Guelph Shebang is an initiative While The Guelph Shebang incalled Feedback. The group volves a variety of disciplines, it will be asking Guelph residents for primarily emerges from the pracfeedback in response to the ques- tice of dance. tion, What is the best and worst It sort of comes from a dance advice youve ever received? basis, it comes from a basis of movement and how do you work with other disciplines from the perspective of movement, Pauls said. Pauls emphasized the role of collaboration in this unique initiative. Its a great way to support the development of artists within community, to support it in a way thats collaborative, and to open the door for artists to experience something that is perhaps a new process [...] and to reach out into the community and to use our space at River Run for creative development.
a California marine laboratory has busted out some dance moves of her own.
challenged that theory and sent scientists in a mad dash to find other dancing-animal videos. In the end, parrots and related species represented the overwhelming majority of these videos on the Internet, presenting a challenge however small to the hegemonic power cats hold over the web.
A sea lion at
Add Ronan the sea lion to the list of animals capable of developing a sense of rhythm, previously occupied only by humans and birds of the parrot family.
Ronan was trained to bob her head along to a metronome using fish as a reward for getting it right. Being able to find the beat to a metronome is one thing, but Ronan has since been able to successfully keep the beat to a wide range of a particular fancy for Earth, Wind real music at a variety of rhyth- & Fires hit Boogie Wonderland. mic speeds, including Snowballs It appears rhythmic ability isnt a favourite, Backstreet Boys Every- uniquely human trait after all. How body, without additional training. widespread it is through the animal Reputedly, Ronan has developed kingdom remains to be seen.
Despite what the trailers might suggest, Spring Breakers might actually be one of the smartest, most socially aware films of 2013.
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With over 30 musical performers spread between eight venues across Guelph (among other events) from April 3-7, Kazoo! Fest had a lot to offer this year. Heres what we had the chance to check out.
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@eBar, April 3
Army Girls
Robyn Nicholson
@eBar, April 4
Dutch Toko
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Setting garage and pop sensibilities high in their MO, singer/guitarist Carmen Elle (DIANA, Donlands and Mortimer, Austra) and drummer Andy Smith (Doldrums) are a twopiece, but no small force to be reckoned with. The groups performance wasnt without some technical hiccups (Elles guitar kept unplugging), but where that denied the group an opportunity exhibit to what are really some irresistibly catchy songs that are cushioned by Elles vocals ranging from soothing and soft to passionately unrestrained the group made up in charisma. Definitely a group (and performers) to keep your eye on. For an interview with Army Girls, visit TheOntarion.com
The second night of Kazoo! Fest got a noisy start with local upstarts Dutch Toko. What the band lacks in musicality, frontman Brian Schirk attempts to make up for in raw enthusiasm, which is expressed with a mass of yelling and seizure-inspired dance fits. Schirk seems to find a way each and every show to end up flailing around on the floor shrieking in some sort of tantrum supposedly brought on by the emotion and power of Dutch Tokos set. This would be considered edgy and artistic if it werent for the fact that the set involves nothing more than droning feedback-heavy noise with no shape or discernible musical intention other than make more noise. Even when the ensemble manages listenable melodic hooks, theyre predictable and repetitive. The band have developed a considerable following with the downtown scene, but its difficult to chalk that up to anything more than the novelty of seeing a group of musicians make some distorted electronic racket and then have their lead singer, drunk or not, contort all over the floor into the crowd. The trick definitely has some serious performance quality, but fails to make up for the forgettability of their music.
rapt attention. With little to no wait time in between songs, and equally little banter, the band easily shifted gears from trance-y romps to outright thrash, controlling their highs just as much as their lows. While their masterfully sharp and arresting set incited a raucous four-person mosh pit, dont let that downplay the success of the set. It was as much euphoric as it was melancholy, and Odonis Odoniss sheer intensity definitely made an impression.
Robyn Nicholson
@eBar, April 4
Absolutely Free
Robyn Nicholson
@eBar, April 4
Odonis Odonis
Gregory Pepper
Absolutely Free quietly eased into their set before a now bustling crowd. Compared to their last gig in downtown Guelph, it seems word must have got out about the unique pleasure that is seeing them live. Containing four of the five members of legendary Toronto post-hardcore band DD/ MM/YYYY, Absolutely Free are experts at slow-building freakouts which manage to sound just as much out of control as they are intricately calculated. With a strong background in math rock, Absolutely Free make captivating use of alternate time signatures which keeps listeners guessing about where the downbeats are, scattered as they are across ever-changing percussion styles. With each member being a talented multi-instrumentalist, their live show is a constantly moving switch-a-roo where guitarist becomes keyboardist, singer becomes drummer and no one ends up on the instrument they started with. Largely supporting their first release, a 12-inch entitled UFO/Glass Tassle, the band gradually gained speed and sound, bewitching the ever-growing audience despite a trip-up mid-set which resulted in a quick laugh and a recalibration before it was right back into the groove they left it on. The last song, which also happens to be the last track on the 12-inch, Glass Tassle had the audience whipped into an outright frenzy, pushing and shoving and yelling with absolute immersion and enjoyment of the mastery happening on-stage.
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The While
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Odonis Odonis succeeded where Dutch Toko failed. The band packed more concerted power with three members than Tokos five managed without half as much control. The trio effortlessly blended post-punk vigour with the angst of early grunge, all the while modernizing the sound with the use of a hybrid of electronic and acoustic drums. Frontman Dean Tzenos vocals were simultaneously 90s Brit invasion and late 80s garage rock, while soaring over detailed structured arrangements that kept the audiences
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Dusted
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Scattered Clouds
Positioned somewhere between brooding, jangly no-wave and an artsy kind of horror country, Scattered Clouds are kind of like a falling apart Bauhaus meets the Wild West. While the band boasts a name that echoes weather forecast and they were the second opener to play a five-band show they shouldnt be mistaken as anything short of a focal point, lest their peculiar sound should go unobserved.
Even though his old band Holy Fuck made a triumphant (if quietly promoted) return to the stage at Februarys edition of Torontos Long Winter series, Brian Borcherdt isnt putting Dusted to bed. The answers to material by Borcherdt that was otherwise incompletely realized when written between shows with Holy Fuck and his solo work, Dusted sees Borcherdt team up with producer Leon Taheny, who carved a reputation producing Owen Palletts Final Fantasy albums and has also worked with Ohbijou and the Wooden Sky. While Borcherdt sang ran his voice and guitar through some heavy feedback, Taheny, who just had Esther Grey between Dusted and the Rituals set hed played earlier in the night, took on double duties playing drums and synth simultaneously. For a performance that relies on an equipment list that includes overblown amplifiers, the converted Green Party garage made the perfect setting for Dusteds atmospherically minded offering of fuzzy post-folk.
Following the small but mighty Baby Eagle is sort of like watching an amorphous shadow of a band. Except when performing as the formally recognized Baby Eagle and the Proud Mothers, the only real Baby Eagle consistency is the man to which that shadow belongs, former Constantines member Steve Lambke. In that tradition, Lambke kicked things off on April 6 by diving into his Jimmy Jazz opening slot alone, then calling Youve Changed Records labelmates Daniel Romano (Attack in Black) and Jim Kilpatrick (Shotgun Jimmie) to the stage to join on lead guitar and drums (respectively). That presence eventually swelled to include Legato Vipers members Mike Brooks on a third guitar and Tyler Belluz on bass. Exhibiting impressive coherence for an act lending itself to such a diverse lineup, it was an act in collaboration that suggesting although Baby Eagle has no concrete performance to tour around with, he doesnt need his Proud Mothers to carry him along the way.
Tom Beedham
Shotgun Jimmie
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Rituals
Applying ooh-ah-eee-oos to a post-punk aesthetic, Rituals ultimately serve up a crackly kind of surfgaze. At times hazily atmospheric, and at others laying the sludge on thick, it kind of comes off more as a sound experiment than something you want to sit around and rock out too, but in a spacious setting like the Green Party Offices garage in Guelph, its a force you cant help but pay attention too and absorb. Even if it gives you a light headache, its worth taking in.
Tom Beedham
Pulling into the Jimmie Jazz without the multiple performance stations and makeshift instruments (suitcase bass drum, megaphone, etc.) he had in tow at the eBar last September, Shotgun Jimmies Kazoo! Fest set rode into Guelph on the virtue of making a conscious effort to avoid repeating the past. On tour promoting his new album, Everything, Everything, Kilpatrick performed a set mostly consisting of new material (songs that usually clock in under two minutes), predominantly handling bass and snare drums with his feet while simultaneously singing and playing the guitar, but sometimes even smashing a ride cymbal with a shaker while hitting guitar chords with his other hand. Its an act that does rely on novelty, but never too heavily. It also helps that its a novelty that fails to wear off. Even if Kilpatrick fumbles a note while juggling upwards of four instruments, as a performance that champions underdogs and average-ness, the goofs dont really stick out but instead find a place in a Shotgun Jimmie show. For an interview with Shotgun Jimmie, visit TheOntarion.com
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BA Johnston
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Esther Grey
When you arrive late to an afternoon set at a place called Silence and Brandon Valdivia is peppering his drums with chaotic-yet-deliberate attacks and Colin Fisher is squealing away on his saxophone in a kind of Colin Stetson-y way, youre bound to be some kind of overwhelmed. Half an hour into their set, as if anticipating a sensory overload felt on part of the crowd, Valdivia switched to a melodica, Fisher swapped his sax for a six-string, and they dove into a post-rock slow jam that stood to balance the frantic, free form jazz of their offering thus far. Although they were already drenched in sweat after an hour of playing to a seated crowd, the duo told the crowd to take five and dove right back into it afterwards. Offerings like these are what make festivals like Kazoo! Fest so great. They stick out like a sore thumb in a lineup heaped with garage-birthed rock variants and experimental electronic groups, but the exposure to something new is refreshing and well, just cool.
Applying some symmetry to the last set he played at the Jimmy Jazz, a concert that saw him end the show in the mens washroom, BA Johnston kicked off his Kazoo! Fest set by emerging from the same lavatory with a couple of sparklers held high above his head. At some times playing a keyboard with just one finger and at others simply plugging a Discman into the sound system and walking into the crowd to pick on audience members for their facial hair, fire snot rockets haphazardly at the ground (or the walls, or audience), climb atop tables, or to forego singing just to do the worm, BA Johnstons act falls somewhere between a twisted kind of anti-music and one of the most engaging concert experiences youll ever witness. Seriously, but not seriously.
Esther Grey have made a tradition of playing Kazoo! Fests, and its not hard to see why. Mixing creeping guitar progressions, innocent vocals, and some relaxed drumming that climax in crispy lo-fi jam outs, the group has developed a
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Baby Eagle
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EDITORS PICK
In a culture where the popularity of the physical newspaper format is in steady decline, I try to keep an eye on the pick-up of our paper (its kind of my job). Its also not much of a secret that, since my time as last years Arts & Culture editor, I cant resist a good entertainment story. Especially one that is weird. When it was announced that The Manor a documentary named for the Guelph strip club that was the setting for much of its action would open this years Hot Docs (the largest documentary festival in North America), I had to see what ups. The story had Arts & Culture Editor Nick Revington and I contacting the manager of a strip club (something we thought wed never be required to do with our jobs) and myself join Manor manager-turned director Shawney Cohen as he sat down to breakfast at Ox. What I learned was that the movies not just a strip club movie, but a documentary about the dysfunctional family that runs The Manor and the more human struggles they face on a daily basis. It was simultaneously a lesson in remembering not to judge a book by its cover and since you guys (the readers) really seemed to like it also a reification of the marketing concept that sex cells. - Tom Beedham, Editor in Chief
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r-written articles for The Ontarion, its always the unexpected moments that stand out. In recent memory, n Blonde at the eBar they complimented me on the firmness of my handshake (true story). Scrambling bout GM Alfalfa after a voice recorder failed to pick up any audio, only to have that article featured on the he stress worth it. But in terms of the most interesting response Ive gotten to a story, Id have to go with ially complaining about those people who complain about Valentines Day, I didnt expect that my acerbic I seemed to hit a nerve with this opinion piece.
12 w w w.t h e on ta r ion . c om sports & Health Roller derby isnt about lipstick and fishnets
Guelphs Royal City Roller Girls enters fourth season
Colleen McDonell
This derby has nothing to do with Kentucky; it incorporates the brute force of hockey and the strategies of racing, all the while performed on four-wheel skates. With a fiery attitude, Guelphs roller derby league, the Royal City Roller Girls (RCRG) is entering its fourth season this spring. RCRG began in 2010 and now has over 100 members. The league has four all-female teams, including: the Top Herloins, the fresh meat pool still in training; Violet Uprising and Killer Queens, the two home teams with players from every level; and the BruteLeggers, the competitive travel team. Currently recruiting for the season, RCRG is open to females over the age of 18. It is probably the most inclusive sport out there, said travel team coach Captain Lou El Bammo on roller derby. It is growing and empowering, especially on the womens side where the sport grew from. Since its origins in the 1940s, roller derby has been constantly evolving from being a theatrical and scripted game to a sport of true athleticism, strategy and skill. During the last decade it has gained momentum in both Canada and the world. In 2011, Toronto hosted the first ever Roller Derby World Championship, drawing 11 teams from countries all around the world. Roller derby is a contact sport in which two teams battle for one hour and the team that ends with the most points claims victor. Teams accumulate points when the jammer, a designated player with a star on their helmet, laps the opposing players. Its seemingly simple, yet there is an incredible amount of strategy involved as the players roll around the rink in packs. The player with a stripe on their helmet, the pivot, sets the pace for their team and signals to other players while the blockers play a defensive role in trying to hold the other teams jammer back. Although gaining popularity, competitive derby which is how RCRG defines itself is still striving to legitimize itself as a sport. People are starting to realize there is a place for rec league derby where girls can just wear wendy shepherd fishnets and smoke cigarettes, explained Francesca Fiure, the The Royal City Roller Girls, Guelphs roller derby organization, now boasts over 100 members. head of training. For the majority of us, this is something that completely obsessed and never I feel good. have already guessed based on involves strategy and five or six looked back. The league is open to women of the commentators of this artidays of training [a week]. Its a Besides playing derby, most any athletic history or level ex- cle). Some players, like Fiure, lot more than wearing a tutu and league members have addition- perience with skates, and they use their new names to express smacking people. al roles in helping out with the train the fresh meat before themselves differently than they Fiure has been with the team organization, which is driven throwing them into the rink. do in their everyday lives. for almost a year and had never entirely by volunteers. RCRG However, joining a team, espeIm a grad student who types even been on ice or roller skates is non-profit, and does its own cially the travel team, involves a all day, said Fiure. I skate with before her sister dragged her to marketing, fundraising, and heavy time commitment as play- people who exist on the very end play a game. She fell in love with travelling arrangements. ers train 12 months of the year. of the political spectrum. I dont Kim Scarsmashian is not only Veterans have observed how want those worlds to mix. This is the intensity of derby that night after she fell and broke her ass. the vice president of RCRG, but player potential comes more what I am when Im here Im Francesca Fiure Im loud and The leagues president, Lady is also almost 30 years older than with attitude than ability. GoreJess, also had no previous the youngest player. But this You need to be willing to take ostentatious. training when she first joined doesnt impede her performance risks, explained GoreJess. If Lady GoreJess found choosing three years ago. She simply was when she isnt mentoring the youve never played a sport be- her name easy the inspiration new to Guelph and wanted to younger players, she plays for fore, we dont give a shit. You came from the game itself. meet new people. the competitive travel team. come and we teach you what you The confidence and athletiI bought my equipment the Im 44. And thats part of the need. Just be willing to try. cism that the game brings out next day and went to practice a motivation, said ScarsmashiWhile RCRG does not have loud is gorgeous. couple days after that, GoreJess an. I want to be an asset to the costumes, such as tutus or fishsaid on seeing a poster for RCRG team. As long as I work hard, net tights, each player picks a for web-exclusive photo Reel downtown. Then I became train hard, and Im contributing, unique derby name (as you may
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The Toronto Rock, according to Kevin Ricci, are the best ticket in the Toronto area sports scene. Find out why the perennially dominant Rock are Torontos only modern sports dynasty.
to 14,000 attendants per game out of a possible 19,800 capacity. This translates to selling anywhere from half to three quarters of the seating at the Air Canada Center. Not that this is a small figure but in comparison to the Leafs who manage to sell out each game no matter how they perform in any given season, it does reinforce the question. One could argue that lacrosse does not have the same appeal as hockey, which is a fair statement. However, given the extremely family-oriented nature of the games, this should heavily increase ticket sales. In addition, lacrosse is a sport that originated in Canada. If Canadian teams do not capitalize on the attendance, it seems unlikely it would be more popular anywhere else in the world. A common complaint a lot of Torontonians and citizens in the greater Toronto area have is that Toronto does not have a consistently winning team. Often when someone makes this statement, they tend to refer to the Jays, Leafs and the Raptors. So lets examine some overall statistics. Since the Toronto Raptors were franchised into the National Basketball League in 1995, they have yet to win a championship. Given that there are 30 teams in the NBA, this should not have any impact on the quality of the Raptors in anybodys mind, as they tend to be a moderately successful team. The Jays have won two championship titles since their inauguration into Major League Baseball in 1977. These championships were won in subsequent years, 1992 and 1993 certainly not a bad feat. The Leafs historically are a great team, however it has been 45 years since they last conquered the Stanley Cup. With that being said, they certainly stand a chance in the 2013 season. It appears as if Toronto does not have bad teams in any sports, we just do not have a dynasty in any of these three leagues but in reality, how many cities actually do? given that the National Lacrosse League is as professional in its own sport domain as the NBA, MLB or the NHL? The National Lacrosse League came to fruition in 1998, meaning that the current season marks its 15th year of operation. In that time frame, the Toronto Rock have managed to win the Champions Cup six out of a potential 13 times taking into account that during the first year of the NLL, they were based in Hamilton under the name the Ontario Raiders. If you also take into account that they have made it to the Champions Cup and were unsuccessful twice, this means that The Rock have been in over half of the Championship games. In terms of their overall wins, they beat out any other team in the league by at least three times as many championships. To my knowledge, there is not a single other team in the western world of sports that has managed such a feat, which makes it safe to say that the Toronto Rock is a dynasty in the NLL. Perhaps, those that ask the question of why Toronto does not have a consistently winning team need to rephrase the question. It seems that the proper question to ask is, why are none of the historic Toronto sports teams currently a powerhouse? Inevitably down the road, the Toronto Rock will be seen as a historic Toronto sports team as they grow with age. Nevertheless, we might just be blessed with the most competitively powerful team in any given league in North America. Certainly something we should not take for granted. Maybe it is time to start giving the Toronto Rock the attention they truly deserve.
A common complaint a lot of Torontonians and citizens in the greater Toronto area have is that Toronto does not have a consistently winning team. Often when someone makes this statement, they tend to refer to the Jays, Leafs and the Raptors.
My next question is why are The Rock not talked about as a major Toronto sports team
Take breaks Talk to people If you feel like youre in over your Its funny how easy it is to forget that head (and at times, you will), go for youre surrounded by intelligent a walk. Clear your head, take twen- and similarly-struggling students ty minutes to walk to Tim Hortons, when youve bone zoned into a eat a sprinkle donut (only if it has study carrel all day. Despite what the stick-shaped sprinkles, trust youve heard we are in fact in this me), and feel better. The walk helps together as students, and a casual courtesy increase circulation in the body and drink or two (of age-appropriate the donut gives you a little shot of beverages) after a day of studying Exams got you down? Heres some tips to help you make it through your final few exams and papers. sugar, at least temporarily im- can go a long way in preparing you proving your mood. By the time for the next long day of studying. fact go on beyond these two weeks even if it doesnt seem that way. youre back at your study location of choice, youll feel gluttonous for Take care of yourself eating the donut, but ultimately re- You know how to make you happy Read The Ontarion better than anyone else. If being in You should be doing this every week, freshed and ready to refocus. the gym for an hour every day keeps but if youre not, the exam season is you smiling, then take your hour in as good a time as any to start! Cook If time allows, and sometimes it the gym. If watching a season of a doesnt, stop by the grocery store totally legally-procured television Good luck fellow library-dwellon the way home from the library show before bed is your thing, do ers, lets try to emerge from these and make yourself a decent meal. it. Eat as best you can, try not to two weeks relatively unscathed and The time you spend completing overdose on caffeine (the single most with our sanity still in check assomething start to finish will help hypocritical comment of my life), suming we were ever really sane to reset your focus by receiving that and remind yourself that life does in begin with.
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brewerys offerings. The first, the Orange Peel Ale, was a refreshing brew created by steeping large bags of orange zest into a base brew, providing a certain zest and floral aroma. The Crazy Canuck, a magically hopped west coast pale ale was the other beer Great Lakes had at the show, and it was equally as satisfying as the Orange Peel. As fellow beer-connoisseurs entered the fray, it was time to advance to the next brewer, Silversmith Brewing Company. Silversmith, represented by Laura Campeau, is a young brewery established in 2011 relying on their flagship beer, a black lager, to drive the brewery forward. It was one of two black lagers on display at the show, the other coming from Hop City in the form of their Eighth Sin Black Lager. Both employ a dark roasted malt to vanessa tignanelli create the colour and flavour backbone of the brew, but rely on lagering Owner John Romano shows off a wide array of brews from Nickel Brook Brewery on April 5 at the Brass to produce the ease of drinkability as- Taps Craft Beer Show. sociated with the style. The innovative style allows for the taste of stout or por- practice in beers Bavarian mother- material to make beer out of, since Beaus flagship brew remains their best ter brew with the mouth-feel of a lager land. The product will be available at beer in the traditional sense relies on amidst some seasonal brews that are like Mill Street Organic. Both black la- the brewery, but not in stores. Expect the fermentable sugars of grains to cre- regularly released. Wellington Brewery made the trip gers were promising and frankly were it out in the coming year. ate alcohol. The difficulties Romano the stars of the show, and at present Nickel Brook Brewery, with owner and his brewery have encountered from Woodlawn Road to visit, bringing Silversmiths offering edged out Hop John Romano and a helper stationed in this regard are being addressed their regular assortment of traditional Citys, if only by a nudge truly an at the table, brought a wide variety of through their roots in home brew- beers. The Iron Duke is a great winter excellent introduction into a style Im beers with them to the show. Several ing constantly experimenting and treat, but the Trailhead Lager might sure few had experienced before. craft offerings, including the hoppy reformulating recipes to create better pleasantly surprise some people - very Mill Street, the perennial award- Headstock and sour-sweet Green products. Celiacs, those who require refreshing and crisp. winner located in the heart of Apple Pilsner, were overshadowed by a a gluten-free diet, would be wise to In all, it was a superb evening for Torontos distillery district, offered a great discussion between Romano and pay attention to Nickel Brook in the those who enjoy the beverage. Flanked beer thats currently available in the a few beer enthusiasts about brewing coming years. by a fellow beer admirer and a marketSpring Mix pack the Maple Ale, and better gluten-free beer the demand Beaus All Natural Brewery was also ing major, I was very impressed with dropped some pretty fascinating news. for which is constantly growing in in attendance, and served their flag- the openness of the brewery reps with The brewpub, located at the brewery North America. Romano explained ship Lugtread Lagered Ale through respect to how their businesses operin Toronto, is opening up a small room the difficulties in using sorghum, the an impromptu draft system running ate and their genuine excitement in near the back where distilled beer will traditional malt used in gluten-free out of a cooler. Besides providing putting craft beer in the hands of an be turned into a beer liquor, a common beer as an inherently awful-tasting some excellent ideas for an old cooler, educated beer drinker. Cheers.
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Picasso is Dead in France at 91 Margaret Thatcher and Pablo Picasso now have at least one thing in common: the day of their passing, which is separated by 40 years. The 91-year-old artist died of fluid in the lungs early in the morning, with his 47-year-old wife by his side. Ten days earlier, the article notes that Picasso was preparing for an exhibit of 201 of his works in the Avignon Arts Festival, opening at the Palais des Papes in France. The festival director commented on Picassos work in the article, stating, You feel there is a change, a new period. There is much less eroticism and much more softness, adding that Picassos wife told him that Picasso was working more slowly on each painting in recent months. The article ends on a subparagraph titled, Why He Was a Communist. (The New York Times April 8, 1973) Apollo XIII crew ride smoothly toward third rendezvous with moon Astronauts aboard Apollo 13 spent a calm weekend as they passed the halfway point on moons fifth voyage to the vicinity of the moon, reported The Globe and Mail. Likewise, their launch on Saturday was described as almost flawless, making this journey to the terrestrial body seem like it was going to be successful. However, the quiet vacation quickly took a turn for the worst. Only the day after the printing of the article, a tank containing liquid-oxygen burst, and the astronauts had to evacuate the command ship, using their intended moon-landing craft as a lifeboat for a fast return to earth, according to The New York Times. Luckily, the crew safely returned. (The Globe and Mail April 13, 1970) Tiger Woods wins Masters at 21 Long before all the scandals and redemptions, a very young Tiger Woods took home the prize as the youngest-ever player, and first black player, to win the US Masters Championships, according to The BBC. Woods attributed his win to a lot of luck at the right time, and the article points out that he only turned professional eight months before the competition. After the Masters, Woods went on to break single-season record earnings with more than $2 million by the end of the 1997 PGA season, states The BBC. And, it looks like his luck hasnt run out yet. This week, the CBS and other media sources reported that Woods is the favourite to win the Masters. (The BBC April 13, 1997)
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Student: Most employers search for experienced candidates. How can a non-co-op student earn experience in the field? I also need an income. Should I feel hopeless? Answer: Definitely not. Determine where you are headed and map out a way to get there, using the advice of people in your field. Plan on a four to six month full-time search to successfully comic by Abhishek Mohan transition. Try to secure a career related summer job or internship As an alternative to unavailable career-related work experience, you can get any paid work and while you conduct your search. volunteer in your career field as often as you can. Alternatively, look for a paid experience in the industry of your during work in the field can defi- when it occurred, what happened, Student: What are general questions target career, even if it requires nitely help you to achieve long term and what the results were). Think to ask at the end of an interview? less knowledge than you possess. career plans and make your post- of the skills you would use on the Answer: Plan your questions careWith this option you will need to graduate studies more meaningful. job and prepare a similar story for fully so they tell you more about the find career-related volunteer work each skill; know why you want the job. Find out what they would like in your free time. These kinds of Student: What are employers cur- job and how this job fits with your to see accomplished within the first future career plan. Find out about year. Save questions about hours volunteer positions are seldom ad- rently looking for? vertised, but effective field research Answer: Your field research inter- behavioural questions and be ready and money until they offer you the position. interviews will help land this kind views will be your best source for for them. of experience this information. Applicants who demonstrate that they have the Student: My undergraduate career skills to do the job and then add prepared me for managing issues or value to those around them are frecreating networks of communica- quently selected for interviews. tion between stakeholders. Entry level grunt work is the only work Student: How do I make my cover available. How do I get to my goals? letter stand out? How long should Answer: Target jobs (job titles) that it be? Why should I do a master you think you would like to pursue resume? within the next two to three years. Answer: The best guide to length Then conduct about 20+ field re- is to make sure it is concise and search interviews with people in compelling. Show how you match these positions. These interviews the employers specified qualifiwill help you confirm or reject the cations. Prepare these documents career as your goal, give you a clear to get the interview, not the job. understanding of the core skills you Using a master resume will lead to a need for the job, and provide ideas more cohesive presentation in your and connections for finding entry customized application and save level jobs before they are posted. you many hours of stressful work, Their advice and connections will rather than mixing and matching guide your entry into the field. text from multiple cover letters and resumes. Student: What is the percentage of people getting hired out of college Student: Is it better to submit a reand university? sume the way that employers ask Answer: It is not easy finding ca- (i.e. online) or should it always be reer-related work after university. in person? Should a resume have CBC radio recently estimated that bulleted skills at the top or incorafter graduating, one in three 25 porate all skills under previous job to 29 year olds with a college or headings? university degree ends up in a low- Answer: Always submit the resume skilled job. It is important to have the way they ask. Employers would a carefully prepared strategy, ex- generally choose to see proof of cellent career transition support how you have made accomplishand mentoring, and get as much ments rather than a list of skills career-related volunteer and work that anyone can say they have. If experience as possible. you have very limited experience, then a skills list at the top might Renann Isaacs Student: Do you need a PhD to look be helpful. for a job? With similar characteristics to a dog, Rupert the cat Answer: Unless your target career Student: What are the most com- follows Renann everywhere. In this instance however, with Renann requires this level of education, mon interview questions? stuck on the couch for three days with the flu, he is smart enough postgraduate education is not likely Answer: Be able to answer how you to keep his distance. He sat like this for several hours, watching to be your answer. Carefully se- fit each qualification using a story over her from his favourite chair beside his favourite painting, lected postgraduate studies after or from your experience and explain looking fabulous as ever!
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As your independent student newspaper, weve had an interesting time together. Weve loved, learned, lambasted, and, most importantly, weve lasted. As The Ontarion wraps up this paper and with it, another production season it puts behind it some memorable stories (our favourites can be found in this issues centre hint, hint), and its easy to get sentimental. We have this tradition at The Ontarion where the Editor-inChief is tasked with putting the year theyve put behind them into context. Thats what this is. I guess the best place to start is with the first issue you saw on stands this September. Published every year, our Back-to-School Guide is what The Ontarion puts out to introduce new students to what Guelph has to offer them, alert old students and alumni to whats changed, and tell everyone what remains consistent. Its our opportunity to introduce you to whats here, but also our chance to encourage you to get involved. I started this year off with a Back-to-School Guide welcome message that explicitly encouraged you to do just this. For the most part, Ive been impressed. In our student government, the CSA, and their related initiatives, I found impassioned leaders that also served as willing critics of our publication. When we responded to poor CSA election turnouts in the fall with a big editorial headline reading, Do students want democracy? and proceeded to criticize student apathy, Communications and Corporate Affairs
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Commissioner Drew Garvie responded, pointing out (and for the sake of space, this is simplifying the discussion) that our stance was oversimplifying things and not exactly saying anything new. It was welcome criticism, because it reminded us of why were here. I cannot overstate how lucky Guelph is to have a student government that not only pays attention to campus media, but also engages it in discussion. Sure, maybe Im biased helming a print media publication in an age where that format is less than favoured, Im happy to see anyone reading any newspaper, not just our own but there is something to be said about a university culture that actively engages in open discourse with vehicles for campus expression. Leaving your comfort zone is a practice everyone should pursue, and that means addressing and engaging problems as well solutions, and doing it constantly, whether that means through our paper (were here) or other routes of communication. Thats what makes things happen.
I ended my Back-to-School Guide welcome message with simple words of encouragement. I said, Get hungry, feed, and repeat. I leave you with those same words now. If youre interested in getting involved with us in the future, I urge you to introduce yourself to your incoming Editor-in-Chief, Jess Avolio. Even if youre not interested in getting involved with our editorial or production team,
but you have a campus club or organization, come by, introduce yourself, and wish her luck. Itll save her some legwork. Signing off, Tom Beedham Editor-in-Chief The Ontarion P.S. Good luck on those exams. Try to remember that theyre not the end of the world.
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