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June has arrived, school is out, work ISNT out, and instead of laying by the pool, Im walking around barefoot, spouting profanities and eating unlimited snacksya know, at work. (BECAUSE IM A PROFESSIONAL.) But the glorious part about June? Our And this will be me, eating masannual SWIMSUIT ISSUE. all sive amounts at music festivals I considered going all-out and summer. Self-control? PSH. baring my totez Giselle-like bod in a string bikini but Iumm didnt wanna.like.make yall jealous. Yeah. Its called being considerateyoure welcome. (OMG SARCASM AND SELFDEPRECATING HUMOR UP IN HERE.) But that said, we do have some hot students here who are down to flaunt their bods and show off some sa-weet swimwear in this months feature, which weve equipped with plenty of ways for you to snag their perfect poolside looks instantly. (Hint, hint: Go to Target.)
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Closed Pint Nite Most Drafts $2.75 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks Sin Night 1/2 Price All Drinks + Beer - All Night Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/ DRAG LIVE! 10:30pm Trivia Bowl 7:30 PM 11:30-7PM// $6 Dom Pitchers; .50 Off Drinks HH- 4-8Pm// $3 Long Island Iced Teas 8-11PM// $3 Jager, Rumple, Tuaca, & Three Olives (Cherry/Grape) HH 3-8PM// $2Dom, $5 Lone Star/Jager combo $3 Jager & Rumple Minze Shots + Wells
HH all night & crawfish $4/lb (seasonal) HeightsPooker Night: game at 7pm Others games @ 10pm
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$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings
$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings
$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings $1 U-Call-Its
8-11PM// $3 Wells & $5 Patron AllDay $4 St. Arnolds+$3 Jager Shots// HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics
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HH 5-7PM// 1/2 Price Drinks + 7-11PM//$4 You Call It ALLDay $3.50 STELLA Pints // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics
Midtown: HH all nite & bingo at 8pm Heights-Steak nti:e $1/oz with side salad & baked potato and $12 dom buckets 8-close
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$3 12oz Bottled Beer Call 713-658-9700 to Set up a Happy Hour Party $1 Snack Beers $2 Bud Ice, $3 Jager, & $15 Wine Bottles $2.50 Texas Beers All Day $3 TX Beers, Shot Wheel Shots $2 Wells & Lonestar, No Cover Closed 1/2 off our chefs menu, $3 Mex BotBeers, Jager shots, & Tuaca shots all night long $3 12oz Bottled Beer Call 713-658-9700 to Set up a Happy Hour Party $2 Euro Imports $2 Ziegenbock, $3 Titos, $15 Wine Bottles Giant Mug Night // $3 Giant 25 oz Mug $2.50 U Call Its Closed Closed $3 drafts, $4 imports $3 12oz Bottled Beer
No Cover Charge all Night Long!Rock N Roll - Dueling Piano Show starts at 8pm! $2 Lone Stars, $3 Wells Until 10pm and $4 Titos Vodka Cocktails!
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$2 Texas And Mexican Premiums $2 Lonestar, $4 Jager, $15 Wine Bottles Big Beers All Day+Nite! Get Big Ol 23 Oz Of Your Fave Dom Starting At $1.75 Big Beer Night & $3 Soco Lime No Cover No Cover // $2.50 PBR & Tecate, $4 H-Bombs 35 boneless wings, $10 featured domestic bottles
20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $7 Domestic Pitchers // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com
20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $2.50 Domestic Pints // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com All Day// $2 Domestic Pints $2.00 U Call Its All Night
20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $4 U Call Its & Karaoke // HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Go to: www.shrp.com All Day// $3 Absolut Cocktails $1.00 Domestic Draft, $2 Import Drafts, & $2 Wells All Night Everyday Low Prices $3 Select Import Big Beer Drafts $2 Select Domestic Big Beer Drafts Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestar, $2 Molston, $3 Budweiser, $3Bud Light, $5 Cum Shot & UV Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Steak Night: $15 12oz. Ribeye + $3 Wells & $5 Calls Ladies Night - No Cover for women 18+ $1.75 Bar Drinks
All Day// $2.50 Coors Lt Pints, $10 Coors Lt Pitchers Sams Boat (5720 Richmond Ave // 713-781-2628) + .50 Wings WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA
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$1 Off Everything & $3 Bull Blasters. $2 Select Domestic Bottles + Drafts, $2 Wells & Select Calls Super Calls Until 6pm: $2 dom, $3 imports & wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials Closed 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Inudstry Night Available for private parties. Contact us today!
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$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 13.50 Mix N Match Bucket Of Beer & 25 Wings 4-7P
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F+S: 11AM-10PM// $2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers F+S:2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells F: 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings F: .75 U-Call Its Til 10PM + $1 Bottled Beer ALL NIGHT S: .75 U-Call-Its Til 10PM 1/2 Price Drinks Til 11PM
F: HH 3-8PM $3 Jager, Rumple minze shots, & wells $2 Doms S: all day $1 off pints until 8PM HH 3-8PM $3 Jager, rumple minze shots, & wells $2 Domestics
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$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells
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HH 5-7PM// 1/2 Price Drinks + $1 Wells & Drafts 7-11PM ALLDAY $4 Arrogant Bastards // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics Midtown/Heights- Ladies night: HH prices all nite for ladies Midtown-Poker Nite & steak nite Heights- Bingo night $1.75 LS, LS Light, Shiner Bock, & Shiner Blonde Bottles Ladies Night Free Till 11P $2 U Call Its All Night FRAT HOUSE/ Half Price Happy Hour 5pm-8pm/$2.75 Domestics
$1 Drafts & $4 Pitchers Til 11PM HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics Everyday: Happy Hour til 7pm $7.50 domestic pitchers,$2.50 domestic bottle, domestic draft and wells 1/2 Price Mixed Drinks All Day
F: Regular Happy Hour F: $1.75 Tecate Til 10Pm $2.75 Other Mexican Beers Til 10Pm S: $4.00 Tall Bloody Marys Til 4 (U Call The Vodka) F: $1.50 U Call Its Till 11P S: DJ Penetrate F: Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/DJ Tad Dvorak 9pm-2am S: DJ Joe Ross 9pm-2am $1.25 Well Vodka $1 OFF every item, every order 5pm-10pm LEGENDARY LADIES DRAG 10:30pm
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10 TOTALLY MORTIFYING AND TOTALLY REAL DATING DISASTERS
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e all know dating sucksusually in an OMG, we have nothing to talk about way or a Whoa, they look NOTHING like their match.com profile picture way. But THEN there are the dates that supersede that suckiness and fall into another category entirelycomplete and utter dating disasters. Yeah, were talkin dates that suck in a holy fk, Im taking a shit in the woods way. Seriously.
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My worst date involved a guy of the highest douchery. He took me to a park for my birthday in the most ghetto part of downtown and sang a song hed written for me. I should probably mention that this guy cheated on me quite a bit (lol), and the song was a way for him to make up for his latest cheating episode. It was the dumbest song Id ever heard about how he loved me ten to the Google. He couldnt sing well at all, but I just had to sit there with a stupid smile glued to my face, even when some hobos came up to us and asked for money. Worst birthday/date ever!
Faith Braverman, 23 Hometown: Liberty, NY Major: English- Library Science
WTF?!
This guy took me to The Cheesecake Factory. He told me I was very pretty but very boring. Then he told me a story about how he used to pick his nose and found a tumor up there. And after a three-course meal, made me pay. What a keeper.
Berenice Guzman, 22 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Dramatic Media
WALK OF LAME
One time I went out with a guy from my church to see that movie Hancock, and like every 30 minutes he would lean over and ask me if he was gonna get a kiss at the end of the night. Then he tried to not drop me off at home until I agreed I was going to kiss him. I ended up walking home, he did not get a kiss, and I dont think Ive spoken to him since...
Paige Kerr, 21 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communications
RIDIN DIRTY
My boyfriend in high school got so drunk before one of our dances that he threw up all over the side of my car and in my car. And his mom made him hand wash my car the next day while he was hungover.
Jenna Hendrick, 21 Hometown: Houston Major: Undeclared
MY DATE SUCKED
Theres one person having fun on this date and its not her
HOLY SH*T!
Last year when I was studying abroad in Tokyo I met a really beautiful Japanese girl named Kaori. We decided to [hike] a very popular mountain trail about 45 minutes outside Tokyo. When we got to the summit, we decided to take a break and eat at one of the small restaurants. After lunch we began our descent, but I noticed something was wrong. Ill just tough it out, I thought to myself, having been adequately toilet-trained when I was a child. After another couple of minutes the pain got worse. I needed a bathroom or things were going to end up really messy.Unfortunately, the bathrooms were at the very bottom of the mountain. I plunged down the ravine and, hiding behind a rock, hastily pulled down my pants and took the hugest, nastiest shit Ive ever taken. Old ladies hiking down the trail saw me and screamed in terror. I climbed back up to where Kaori was. I think most girls would have never called me back, but she was really cool about it and we continued to date afterwards. While it was a disaster at first, it turned out pretty well.
Misha Yurchenko , 21 Hometown: Sevastopol, Ukraine Major: International Relations and GlobalStudies 18 | JUNE 2013 | STUDYBREAKS.COM
KISSING COUSINS
Once upon a time, I was enjoying summer vacations at my very far, far away town of origin. The very first day I arrived, my friends invited me to go out for some outdoor activities. Some of my friends friends joined us, and there was this particular guy I felt instantly attracted to. To my fortune, the feeling was mutual. I will not give details, but let me just say we had a pretty good time. The next day my mom asked if I could go visit one of her long-time-no-see cousins. When we arrived at her cousins house, my mom asked about her son. My aunt called him, and the guy I had a really good time with the previous day came running down the stairs. We were second cousins! My jaw dropped, and his face turned red.
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Real-life couple Joey Sumpter and Ari Johnson (above) demonstrate a serious dating disaster. Not their own though, swear.
MY DATE SUCKED
Dominate the dating scene and blow babes away with these helpful hints
DO SHOW UP ON TIME
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A tux is not appropriate Olive Garden attire. And ladies, step away from the six-inch stilettos.
DO BE A GOOD LISTENER
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TOTAL FRAT MOVE
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Age: 19 Height: 58 School: Baylor Major: Elementary Special Education Relationship Status: Single One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date? I appreciate him opening the door, keeping a conversation, and paying for the meal. Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? When a guy walked up to me at a bar and just petted my hair. What are your plans after Graduation? To teach special education in a private school. I want every child to know their worth. All-time favorite TFM or TSM? Red, White, and Blonde. TSM.
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Dont forget your sunglasses. There is no better time than bikini season for studying the female body, and being able to do so in comfort with total protection from judgment thanks to mirrored lenses is what the American dream is all about. Dont stare too long. Her bathing suit isnt leaving much to the imagination, and neither will yours if you stare too long. Nobody wants to be the guy awkwardly walking around the pool with a chubby. The beauty of boozing in the pool is that beer can simultaneously flow in and out of you as you hit the beer bong and pee your pants. Apartment complex pools might as well be public. Anybody can piss in those things. Dont drink the water. Youre in college, and its summertime. If your swim trunks arent the American flag, and youre not rocking a tank top that lets everyone know how much you like to party, youre doing it wrong. A little bit of horseplay is fine. Pushing chicks into the pool is dangerous, flirtatious and fun. On the other hand, underwater wrestling with your bros is questionable behavior. Most pools dont allow glass, so make sure you buy plastic handles of liquor. Leaving your shirt on in the pool is unAmerican. I dont care how out of shape you are. Stay on the sidelines if youre too scared to get in the game. Alcohol is liquid. Liquid can be used to fill water guns. Dont forget to put on sunscreen, you pasty fuck.
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JUNE
Gemini - Happy birthday! Its finally summer and we all want to sit back and do nothing, but if you put more energy in your work and projects this summer, youll be rewarded. Work hard, play harder. Cancer - Prepare yourself for a month of love galore and personal growth, because an amazing opportunity is coming your way. Happy birthday to you too! Leo - Get ready to dig deeply in 2013. Youre about to go into a phase of complete and total metamorphosis. Virgo - Youll want to strengthen your skill
set and beef up that resume with even more knowledge than you naturally possess, so get on it.
Libra -
Youve had enough lessons of love to last a lifetimenow put those lessons to the test!
Scorpio 1. Cat on chair 2. Necklace is gone 3. Dos Equis boxes 4. Face switch 5. Purple swimsuit
Few are as tough and resilient as you are. Transformation, passion, love and sexuality are all pronounced this month.
Sagittarius -
If there was ever a time in your life to take an extended vacay, its now. Stop the hustling for a sec and relax.
Capricorn -
Your daily routinework, gym, and sleepwill get an extra boost this month, but dont overdo it.
Aquarius - All the recent hard work, lack of sleep, and tears will start to truly (finally!) pay off. Its all gonna be easier from here! Pisces New people will feel inextricably drawn to you without knowing why. Its probably because theyre realizing how extraordinary you are. (Its about time!)
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