20 One important human idiosyncrasy

is the ability to think for oneself.

Human beings can come up with
new ideas, make their own
decisions, and form their own 23 Things
opinions.

21 Cabbages cannot do these things,

so they borrow ideas, decisions, and
opinions from the consensus. to Amuse
They’re hard to identify because
they sound just like everybody else.

22 If the law does not permit people to

make their own decisions about
their lives, it’s not worth the hemp
Yourself
it was written on.

23 Even though this is all complete

garbage, at least it killed some time,
right? While You Wait

Hey, what’s the big idea?

http://PrincipiaDiscordia.com,

http://cramul.us,

and all sorts of nonsensical crap!

1 If there were robots in our midst
disguised as people, you probably
wouldn't realize it. Some of the
people around you right now could
even be robots!
2 Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies
like a banana.
3 Robots masquerading as human
beings would have some
idiosyncrasies which would let us
distinguish them from human
beings.
4 If there were a LOT of robots in
our midst, the idiosyncrasies would
seem commonplace and thereby
undetectable.
5 In the same way that fashions catch
on, some human beings would also
display these robot quirks, thinking
that they were normal behaviors.
6 Item number 19 is a complete lie.
7 Aliens who visit our planet might
have trouble figuring out with
whom they should make contact.
They might ignore us completely!
Instead, they might want to talk to
things like our cars, our
corporations, or our internets.
8 People who litter public spaces with
their garbage are self-important
pricks!
9 People who lived on this planet a
few hundred years ago were
antiquated and primitive because
they believed in things like the sun
moving around the earth,
witchcraft, numerology, and that
their now outdated religion was the
one true religion.
10 If aliens visiting our planet looked
like humans from the 1980s, all that
80s crap would immediately come
back in style as we tried to impress
our guests. Retroactively, the 80s
would no longer be ‘retro’, but way
ahead of its time.
11 People who fill public spaces with
their ideas are committing
ideological litter!
12 There are a group of human
beings (?) who worship the recently
named planetoid, Eris. They think
that God is actually a crazy woman.
Their evidence is that everything
seems to be really crazy all the time.
That checks out, right?
13 Every single minute fact about you
or what you care about will be gone
and forgotten within one century of
your death. So live it up now!
14 The crazy Eris-worshippers
mentioned above, called
Discordians, are convinced that
there are a lot of cabbages in our
midst, masquerading as humans.
15 People who live on this planet a
few hundred years from now will
think us antiquated and primitive
for believing in things like atoms,
electrons, gravity, and democracy.
16 Rather than trying to identify the
cabbages, which are plentiful,
Discordians try to identify the real
human beings, which are
increasingly rare.
17 Human beings have some
idiosyncrasies which distinguishes
them from cabbages.
18 If there were a LOT of cabbages in
our midst, human idiosyncrasies
would seem uncommon, weird, or
strange. Some human beings would
avoid displaying these quirks,
thinking that they were abnormal
behaviors.
19 Item number 6 is absolutely true.