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Yennys Market Catamaran Beach Bar Happy Hippo El Carey Costambar Community Center & Library Supermercado Tropical Big Lees Beach Bar Restaurant Chino Johns Beach Bar The Meeting Place Puerto Plata Beach Resort Ocean World Marina Los Tres Cocos
Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try something different. Fine dining at its best! Call 809-993-4503 for details. PLEASE NOTE - they will be closed Wednesday July 3rd until Wednesday July 4th for holidays. At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach youll find great food at great prices enjoyed with a million dollar view! Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. NOW A WIFI ZONE!!! Make your friends jealous and email them from the beach! They also hold a monthly Flea Market on the last Saturday of every month beginning at 10am. No cost to vendors! Restaurant Chino has the best Chinese food on the North Coast! Eat in or take out. Two locations - on the Malecon in Puerto Plata and calle Principal in Cabarete. This month they will be open Tuesday April 2nd & 9th. The Meeting Place is on summer hours now. Check their website for news on any happenings. Big Lees Beach Bar on the Malecon has great fantastic food at affordable prices! Amazing Fish & Chips, big juicy burgers and yummy sandwiches. Every Tuesday, Thursday AND Saturday enjoy a cuba/santo libre for only RD$50 or Jose Cuervo for only RD$100. Great food served all day until 8pm! July 13th is Karaoke! Starts at 8pm! The Happy Hippo & Pedros Kitchen offer great food & great fun! Start your morning with Hills new smoothies, fresh juices & yoghurts! Pedro has a special menu every day! Eat in or take out! Puerto Plata Beach Club is the new hangout for expats & upper class locals! Theres a bar, spa, cafeteria, Italian Pizza & Pasta to go, a minimarket & liquor store. Plans for this year include a casino, movie theatre, piano bar, live music & more! Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey Restaurant - where you can enjoy the beach your way!! You can enjoy great food & drinks inside, in their
garden or under parasols on the beach. They have Dominican food, burgers, pizza & more. The house specialty is garlic shrimp and you should try Kevins Mama Juana and pia coladas! Theyve got lots happening! They now offer 2 hours of Happy Hour from 6-8pm with 2X1 cuba/santo libres! And every Sunday at 2pm is Karaoke with party maker Segundo! Try their new empanadas! Take a break from the summer heat with one of their refreshing Caipirinha's! A great place to host your next event. Johns Beach Bar is newly opened and waiting to show you a great time! Its the place for great food, great fun and great friends! And Johns Snack Shack will tempt you with their tasty offerings including beer battered fish & chips! All July enjoy cuba/santa libres for only RD$50, Presidentes - Grandes for only RD$90, Pequenas for only RD$70 and Bohemias - Grandes for only RD$80 and Pequenas for only RD$65!!! And starting July 12th every Friday is Curry Night!!!
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A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely. At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing two dollars in 10 cent coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account. At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'. 'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier. The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.' 'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?' The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: 'I think so. Provided those a**holes at Home Depot deliver the f***ing bricks on time.'
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Restaurant Chino
Best Chinese Food On the North Coast! Two Great Locations! Eat In or Takeout!
Xiang Wan Jia Plaza Neptuno, Malecon, Puerto Plata 809-261-5609 Calle Principal, Cabarete 809-571-0385
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife went on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night, so she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon, saying 'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!' The silence in the cab was deafening.
THIS SUMMERS MUST HAVE FOR THE NORTH COAST!
COME FOR THE GREAT FOOD AT GREAT PRICES AND THE MILLION DOLLAR VIEW!
FLASK SANDALS!
FLEA MARKET!!!
WELCOME TO KEVIN & PATRICIAS EL CAREY Where you can enjoy the beach your way!
Racquetball, handball, wallyball, pool-billiards, All Day Breakfast Big Screen TV for sports, movies and concerts Fish & Chips * Chicken Curry Full Menu * Daily Specialty Smoking and non-smoking areas
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Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid. The remaining letters spell a hidden message
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A woman opens her friends fridge and spots a picture of a lovely slender, perfectly built, scantilyclad young woman. She asks: Whats this? Her pal replies: Oh, I put it up there to remind me not to overeat. The woman says: Does it work? Pal: Yes and no. Ive lost 15 pounds but my husband gained 20.
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A husband and wife are bickering after dining out on a Friday date night. The wife was upset because her husband was flirting with the young voluptuous waitress all evening and was letting her husband know about it. Out of anger, he begins to speed up over the limit as they drive down the road. A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' While staring out the passenger window the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?' The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.' As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine' The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.' The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.' And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??' The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?' 'Only when he's been drinking'.
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I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps. Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
CLEAR FIBERGLASS 7 GALLON PROPANE CYLINDER TANK 24 TALL & 12 DIAMETER
OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) Mon-Sat 8am-10pm Sundays 8am-8pm Everything you need from snacks to supper! Delivery Service Available! Calle Principal, Costambar (just inside the gate) 809-970-3028
Tanks & valves are brand new Made in the USA Always know how much gas you get or have left! Lightweight & rustproof!
ONLY RD$2500 CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819
INSULATOR INSTALLATION Things are progressing with the rewiring of Costambar. Crews are currently installing brackets with insulators to our pretty new poles. Unfortunately, in order to accomplished this they have done a hatchet job on our greenery. Plenty of old growth trees look like they have been struck by lightening with jagged and raw branches hacked off with no consideration. Sadly, it also appears that a number of palm trees have had their centre spike NO FLY ZONE? chopped sentencing them to certain death. I guess its A reliable source has informed us that the lucky that things grow so quickly here. Hopefully, it construction going on near the entrance to wont be long before new growth hides the wounds Costambar (behind Yennys) is actually intended to be created by this. With any luck in our next issue well affordable housing. Darn! The helicopter pad rumour be gushing over new wires! was just so much more fun! CM FAQ COSTAMBAR MONTHLY TAKES A BREAK There will be no issue printed in August. Its been a long time since we took an issue off and since things are very quiet here on the North Coast right now it just seems like the perfect time to get away and get refreshed for the coming season. But well be back bright eyed and bushy tailed in September! Enjoy your summer everyone!
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Palms, Flowering and Foliage Plants BEST PRICES ON THE NORTH COAST!!!
George Roesch 809-543-8041
OPEN Monday to Friday 8am-5pm Saturday 8am-noon
Costambar Monthly page 14 FOR SALE 3 Solar panels 1 x 12 volt 65-80watt Broken/repairable (cracked glass) fully functional, 2 x 6 volt 1 Broken/repairable (cracked glass) fully functional 90 USD the Three. Prototype Solar/Wind charge controller, fully functional, 12/24 volt 100 amp 90 USD 1 Inverter PURE SINEWAVE 24 volt 2000/4000 watt voltage regulator integrated 1 year old 18,000 pesos. 1 electric wing mirror for L200, 1500 pesos. 2 x Ikea silver LED bedside/ office lamps 30 Usd each. Telephone 809 970 32 87 or 809 639 9393.
CLASSIFIEDS
FOR SALE Movie projector system for movie screen size RD$12000. Pfaff sewing machine, heavy duty, needs repair RD$5000. 2 flat screens RD$1000. Printer RD$1000. Keyboard RD$500. DVD players, need repair RD$200each. Amplifier, needs repair RD$200.Radio antennae RD$50. Yagie satellite antennae RD$500. Ziar satellite system RD2000. Raycor oil filters RD$200each.Motorcycle helmets RD$250each. Yamaha Enduro outboard motor, low hours RD$450000. Utility trailer, 2002, snmb wgt 497lbs, low miles RD$20000. Honda Hero 150 motorcycle RD$35000. Call 809-743-75125 or 809-836-8523 FOR SALE 2002 Izuzu Rodeo Sport, V6, Power windows/lock. New Front brakes/rotors/calipers. Good tires and drives great. American owned.Asking RD$245,500 Call 829-397-2772 FOR SALE I have a red 2007 X-1000 motorcycle with 3,125 km on the odometer. GL150GY-3A engine. It has always been FOR SALE Everything must go. Selling baby, child, adult and home items. Items include: crib, queen and twin bed, fridge, oven, washer/drier, home decor, tv, appliances and much more. Please email at lfelizsantos@gmail.com or call 849-860-6988.
LIKE CHECKING OUT THE CLASSIFIEDS FOR GREAT DEALS? OR USING THEM TO GET RID OF YOUR UNWANTED ITEMS? THEN WHY NOT CHECK OUT COSTAMBARS FLEA MARKET AT THE CATAMARAN BAR ON THE BEACH. EVERY LAST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH STARTING AT 10AM! FREE TO VENDORS!!
FOR SALE Costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only be Mitsubishi L200 Pickup, 2001, placed by emailing costambarmonthly@yahoo.ca Diesel, Manual, New Tires, Or calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820 shock absorbers and many PLEASE NOTE - free classified ads are only for personal items. other parts. 7000 USD Commercial properties or enterprises (including real viewable in Costambar. Email: stanley.bobyk@gmail.com Tel: estate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad. Classifieds will usually be run for one month only unless we are otherwise 809 970 3287 Cell 809 639 notified. FOR SALE dinghy caribe 13 feet with latte 800$ both are negotiable US Microwave oven GE, combo convection and grill oven, stainless steel inside and out,rack for grilling and broiling IGLESIA FILIPOS PRESBITERIANA invites you to FOR SALE services every Sunday at 10 A.M. Worships are in 200$ Complete contents of apt. Spanish. Children activities. Before Costambar Gate Boat stereo 30$ Everything almost new & good Wet suit 30$ Security, turn on the right side toward the power quality. Call John 829-560-7578 Life jacket 10$ plant, 100 meters on the right side. Snorkels 5$ Dog vest 20$ FOR SALE Fire extinguisher 10$ Hotpoint full capacity washer. Costambar Community Beige. Works well. RD $6,000. Power cord 30$ 50 to 30 adapter 100$ Call 829.259.3413 or Email Center & Library Fishing poles (3)80$ each MacK@ttlc.net432 Open 9am-5pm Joanne 829-319-0572 or eFOR SALE mail: Yamaha jog black and yellow Monday-Saturday noiseuxjoanne@hotmail.com ids,new tires, new battery, Located next to special muffler,top shape FOR SALE the Farmacia asking 18,000 pesos Honda CRV 2000 for georgioantiglio@yahoo.com RD$255,000 Diane & Victor Call 809 261 3795
Located Cafemba 3 bedroom 3 bathroom Main street Long term rental 24 hour electric, water Swimming pool 1bdrm Located in Las Rocas, Furnished Cofresi Inverter power Only long term rentals US$600 per month Well water Poolside WiFi, Utils included Call 809-993-4503