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TOGETHER
insights...
for women, on men.
By Leslie LaMarr
COME
TOGETHER
COME TOGETHER
insights… for women, on men.
Published by
MORE THAN WORDS PUBLISHING
Walnut Creek, California
www.morethanwordspublishing.com
Lyrics from NEVER SAY NEVER reprinted with the permission of:
Debora Iyall ©1981 Talk Dirty Music, BMI
Quote from THE DEPARTED reprinted with the permission of:
Warner Bros. Pictures
Additional credits see page 177
Preface DO YA page 7
1 OBSESSION page 9
6 I AM WOMAN page 29
8 RAPTURE page 39
11 DESPERATE, page 91
BUT NOT SERIOUS
They say, when you fall in love, you hear music. I say,
that for each time I've fallen in love there’s been
something on the radio that seemed to illustrate
whatever romantic event was going on in my life at the
time. It was music, but I don't think it was the music
they were talking about.
The book, THE RULES, is a nice girl’s starter kit for how
to obtain the interest of a man. This book will teach
you how to keep him interested so that you can attain
the elusive
happily
ever after
part.
The thing is, after all of your efforts, you want your
man to want you. But he wants to be wanted by you
more than he wants to want you. Isn’t that too much?
WHAT IS L oVE?
Baby don't hurt me...
3
For the final rub on his back, start again at the top
center of his back and do the circular rubbing down
either side of his spine all the way to his hips.
DO NOT
RUB DIRECTLY ON HIS SPINE
That does not feel good. Go back up to the top at his
neck and using the palms/heels of your hands push
down on either side of his spine. While still applying
pressure from your hands, run the heels of your hands
all the way down his back on either side of his spine to
the small of his back. This should be one continuous
motion – no circular rubbing. The point of this action
is that the back accumulates fluid on either side of the
spine throughout the day in response to tensions.
Pushing the fluid from the base of the neck down to
the small of the back relieves the pressure of the fluid
and ultimately the tension in his back. Once you reach
the small of his back push harder and more firmly
down on the base of his back and rub outward over his
hip bones. Do this one or two more times just to
finalize the back massage.
Once you’ve massaged his back turn him over. Ask him
to close his eyes and start your massage at his feet.
You don’t need to oil his feet in order to massage them
and because you will need one hand to hold the foot
up and one to massage it, you can only massage one
foot at a time. Using your thumbs, press firmly, but
still gently, on his foot; starting just under the ball,
right above the middle of his foot. The motion is still
the same, firm and circular, moving from the middle of
his foot up to the base of his toes. Massage the arch of
his foot and then the top of his foot down to his toes.
Once you’ve massaged his foot, then gently rub and
pull slightly on his toes. Rub one toe at a time. Take
your time on his feet. Relaxing his feet in an effective
manner will completely relax him. After you’ve done
his feet, start up his legs, paying special attention to
his Achilles tendons and Calves, massage from his
lower leg up onto his thighs. You can lift his leg
slightly to reach the backs of his thighs or some people
like to do the feet and the backs of the thighs before
turning him over onto his back to massage his front.
You can make your own choices about what areas you
want to do, in what order and how much of a massage
you want to give him. As you reach the tops of his
thighs, he may start to become sexually excited. Go
with this. It’s a natural response for quite a few men.
If he does become aroused, it becomes your choice
whether or not to let sexuality take over for the
massage scenario and become the new course for the
evening, i.e. the “happy finish.”
DON’T SPEAK
There's something about the dark that releases the
mind from its position of responsibility. In the dark we
can be however we want to be. We can be daring or
seductive, we can be wild or submissive and our minds
can relax so that our bodies can enjoy the passion. By
having sex in the dark, you can unleash your passion
and free yourself from your restrictive thoughts.
Try this: ask your man to watch his favorite porn flick
with you. While you’re both watching it, start
seducing him, removing his clothes and letting your
hands and mouth arouse his body. He should be able
to see both you and the TV while you do this. At some
point his state of arousal will exceed his self control
and he will want to have sex with you. Let him. Let
him dictate the position be it missionary, from behind
(doggy style) or with you sitting on his lap on top of
him while he can see and feel your body and can still
view the porn on the TV. In doing this, you integrate
thoughts of you into one of his favorite activities, so
that the next time he watches porn, he will also think
of you.
round two!
Okay, here’s what has worked for me: let your man
cool down and catch his breath from the first round.
Wipe the sweat or cum off of him to relax him, but
don’t let him start thinking about any chores he needs
to do or if he needs to run any errands. He might be a
little hungry, since he’s depleted his resources with
sex. So, if he needs to eat, then you go get a snack,
leaving him in bed. Note: I said snack and not a meal.
The point is to provide immediate sustenance, not to
totally digress from the sexual intimacy. To maintain
the intimacy, keep his mind on you by gently stroking
his chest, thighs or back. Stroke his hair or give him a
sip of water by taking it into your mouth and then
letting him drink it from your mouth while he kisses
you. Blow lightly on his body or face to create a gentle
cooling breeze. If you talk to him, talk about
pleasurable things, preferably sexual topics so that his
mind remains on sex.
Then, once he’s cooled off, but not down, use your
hands if they are very warm or go into the bathroom to
get a very warm, but rung out (not dripping wet)
washcloth and place the washcloth or your hands on
his ball sack. The point is to warm up his balls so that
his hot blood will return to the lower half of his body –
i.e. his cock, encouraging another erection. Let your
hands or the washcloth slowly heat up your lover.
Don’t scrub or rub, just apply a gentle but constantly
heated light pressure. If the washcloth cools down,
then reheat it and reapply it to his groin. Give the
blood in his body a few moments to reach his scrotum.
When you think that he is heated up, remove the cloth
or your hands and place your mouth on his cock. Start
sucking gently on him. Bear in mind that this isn’t a
porn contest. It’s a revival. Suck him and while you
suck him gently work the areas on a man I like to refer
to as his g-spots.
The second spot is the ridge that runs all the way
around the bottom of the head of his cock. If you’re
stroking him and you start your stroke at the top of
the head of his cock, then when you stroke down, right
where your hand leaves the head of his cock to stroke
the shaft, that’s the ridge where there are a lot of
pleasure points on a man. That’s the area you want to
go up and down on over and over again with your lips
while you’re giving him head or with your fingers as
you’re stroking him.
Remember,
the purpose of this book is to aid you in
breaking new ground with your man, not to give
a man the tools to break you.
Some men are Mr. Right and some men are Mr. Right
Now. Being safe means doing what feels right to you.
If it doesn’t feel right, it may not be right and not every
choice is right or wrong for every woman. Learn the
saying, “Better safe, than sorry.” If you have any
hesitations about your emotional or physical safety
with a man, then go home and regroup and think
about what is the best choice for you. You can’t be too
safe. You can be too sorry if you weren’t safe enough.
DESPERATE,
BUT NOT SERIOUS
11
When you get there, you scope out the joint and
realize the pickings are pretty slim. But you’re
determined. You’ve come to meet someone new to
get involved with and that will happen. Maybe. No...
it will. You console yourself again with the thought
that you have had plenty of sex in your lifetime. Even
great sex, like the sex you had with your ex
boyfriend.... Suddenly you get the twinges of a tiny
panic attack. You don’t want that to be the last great
sex you’ll ever have. Rapidly, you look around for just
one decent guy.
You see someone. He’s sitting in the corner, off by
himself, nursing a beer. He looks pensive, like he’s got
weighty thoughts on his mind; he’s barely paying
attention to the rest of the bar. You go over, smile
brightly and introduce yourself. He grudgingly shakes
your hand and mutters his name in response. You
smile brighter and think “This is your lucky day! You’re
going to be with me!”
In order to avoid this pitfall into the void, date like you
should eat and eat like you should shop.
WRONG!!!
He’s not your true love, he’s still the same guy you had
problems with, he just stayed away long enough for
you to forget that fact. The only way a situation can
change during a breakup, is if during the separation,
both parties work their butts off to get to a new level
of understanding and respect for each other, so that
they can behave differently when they try again. Just
going away to do your own thing and letting your mind
wander over the situation occasionally is not enough
to change the outcome if the two of you get back
together. Absence may make the heart grow fonder,
but it doesn’t guarantee change to any issues. Unless
you work on things, your issues will remain despite the
separation.
Now let’s talk about what could have been. This is the
story of the guy you think about years after you had a
chance to have a relationship with him and didn’t. You
know the guy, the one from high school who used to
write you poems once in awhile and at the time you
and your friends laughed at him and thought it was
sort of creepy, the way he watched you. And you
thought that maybe he was a little bit of a stalker for
loving you when you weren’t involved with him. But
now, ten years later, after you’ve dated Mr. Used Me or
Mr. Abused Me or Mr. Spent All My Money or Mr.
Emotionally Unavailable you remember the creepy guy
from high school and you think, “He was kind of cute
and he was very sensitive. He was the kind of guy who
would remember my birthday so that he could send me
a card, probably with a poem written inside of it.”
Suddenly, all of the creepy things he used to do that
you used to put distance between you and him are
things you’ve twisted into character assets. From ten
years down the road he’s looking like a great guy now.
The thing is, men like to talk with women. They just
like the conversation to be one where the man says
something interesting and the woman agrees with him
without having an opinion of her own. Well, other
than the opinion that she thinks that what he said was
interesting.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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I am not kidding.
So, when you turn to your man and say something like,
"I don't understand why you think you’re above putting
out the trash, changing diapers or cleaning the
bathroom." He will think, "What the hell is she talking
about? I’m a ROCKSTAR!" even though the truth may
be that he only used to sell out local clubs during a six
month period at some point way back in the 80s when
he had hair down to his ass, weighed slightly more
than a dime and had sex appeal oozing from every
pore of his being.
I can say with all confidence that you’ll never know for
sure if you’re being cheated on until you catch your
guy cheating. You can presume, you can piece
together the evidence or live in a perpetual state of
suspicion, but it’s not until you actually catch him that
you know for sure. Not every guy cheats, but every
guy who cheats rarely stops and if they’re cheating
with you, they are without question also cheating on
you with someone else.
Okay… let me tell you a little story about a boy and his
Mom. He loved her and did everything she told him to
do and she loved him and did everything she could for
him. Until he met me. Then he wanted me to do
everything for him and she got jealous. Her way of
getting over her jealousy was to befriend me. Sounds
good doesn’t it? It seemed like a good idea at the time
because I hate drama and competition; so I made nice
with her. All the stories about his life he hadn’t told
me yet, she told me about. All of the habits he had
that she was unaware of, I talked with her about. She
and I would talk for hours on end, every day of the
week and I thought I was really solidifying my place in
his life as his girlfriend, until he found out about my
friendship with his Mom. Then, it all fell apart. He
said I had betrayed him and I had crossed over the line
when I talked with her about his life. He didn’t want
his girlfriend and his Mom being close. He wanted to
be close with each of us, but wanted us to remain
separate. Since she was the incumbent, she won. He
stayed in touch with her. He broke up with me.
Remember,
You see? Even though you did not expect his parents
to make a Vegan meal for you, you still imposed your
standards on them emotionally, forcing them to
comply with your opinions in order to be comfortable
around you. That’s the kind of high maintenance that
requires other people to navigate around your
personality in order to avoid difficult situations. This
would be where tactfully keeping your thoughts to
yourself would allow you to present yourself as low
maintenance even though internally you would still
retain your strong convictions.
DON'T BE INTIMIDATED.
It’s been said that you can end up kissing a lot of frogs
on your way to finding Prince Charming. Some of us,
myself included, fall madly in love with those adorable
little green monsters and have relationships with them
instead of continuing the search for Mr. Right. There
are also women like me, who fall in love with a pair of
size 7½, Stuart Weitzman shoes and spend $400
dollars on them even though we are without question,
a size 8. We then happily wear the wrong size shoes
to every major event in our life until one day we realize
that those little corns on our pinkies would be much
more comfortable in a pair of boots. So, we find a pair
to slip into. Just like someday, we stop dating the
wrong guys and find the right relationship to slip into.
This book is for you, for us. The eternal optimists.
The ones who make lemonade out of lemons. For the
rest of you who are having the Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie true love experience, you probably don't need this
book. But then again, you might.
The last freakish truth I have to tell you is that you can
tell if your guy is in love with you if he doesn’t want to
“do” anything with you but hang out. Seriously. If
your guy likes to stay home next to you on the sofa or
in bed, eating pizza, occasionally making out and
watching TV (even if it’s Sportscenter) then you can
rest assured that he’s in love with you. So think about
this the next time you complain that he doesn’t love
you enough to take you anywhere. Maybe he does
love you enough already and you’re exactly where he
wants you both to be.
Use the tools in this book as you see fit. Enjoy the
privileges of being the woman you are and I guarantee
you will have your lifetime of happiness, wherever you
are and whether you’re involved with a man, or not.
Get it? Got it? Good.
P.S. – several final thoughts...
Water sex sounds sexier than it is. Sex in the water
washes off your lubricant and trying to maintain a
standard position without drowning can be difficult.
Lastly, if you think you’re too old for this book, then
think about this. Are you too old to fall in love? I
hope not. My Mother, who’s 70 read this book and
then reread this book and then asked me if she could
find flavored condoms at Target. If she’s considered
too old, then I can only hope I grow old like her.
...ommm...
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