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Witty and funny Marriage Sayings

Marriage is a bridge that you have to rebuild daily, preferably on both sides.

Marriage is like besieged castles that are in it, want to get out, and those are the outdoors, want to clean.

Marriage - a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the other in prose.

I have found the woman she is kind fuers life does everything and when it gets on my mind I just let the air out

Marriage - the alliance of two people, one of whom is able to never remember birthdays and the other never forgets them.

The honeymoon is over when the dog brings the slippers and the woman barks at you.

The Church knows why they protect their priests before marriage.

Marriage - a functional: the woman must cook the food every day, and the man has to eat it every day.

A bachelor is a man who fortunately missing the woman.

Love is the light of life - in marriage is the electricity bill.

Marriage - a lottery in which men and women put their freedom, their happiness at risk.

Love is a spice of life, they can sweeten it, but also too salty.

The love, what lovely haze, but in marriage is the art.

Marriage - a much too interesting experiment to try it just once.

Nice if you have found the woman fuers life.

Most women choose her nightgown with more brains than her husband

Most engagements end happily. Few lead to marriage.

Marriage - mutual liberty mutual agreement.

Rather more often than once a happy married.

The sun can not be without light, and the man without love!

Marry in haste, repent at whether or not what is better.

Marriage - state or condition of a community consisting of gentlemen, a mistress and two slaves, making a total of two people.

You have captured my heart and now also kindly take the rest

The secret of long marriage? It's simple: You just have to find the right woman and old enough.

I will separate me from my girlfriend. She treats me like a dog. She wants that I am true!

Marriage means: His right half and double its obligations.

Marriage is a public confession of a strictly private intention.

As a result, people have made the marriage to hell, that they wanted to make her sky.

Marriages are made in heaven. Therefore fall after a wedding so many from the clouds.

My driver's license has expired! Why can a marriage certificate, not even run?

A loving heart, a sweet home should be granted to you forever.

A drop of love is worth more than a whole bag full of money.

Enter into a marriage is, give up small things in order to have larger values.

Who fears the solitude should not marry.

A marriage is the official license to exploit the labor of wedded

husband.

End of life with 8 letters? - "Marriage".

Decides to marry a man, this is perhaps the last decision he could take himself.

Marriage is the prelude to divorce.

It is much easier to die for a beloved wife, than to live with her.

Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted.

Voluntary dependence is the most beautiful state - and how would be possible without the love?

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

Love is the light of life - marriage, the power bill!

Marriage is a hostage with the participation of the state.

Marry a relative! If it goes wrong, it is at least in the family.

Never marry for the sake of money! You borrow it cheaper!

Marry, or not marry. You'll regret it in any case.

Behind a long marriage is always a wise woman.

In marriage, sometimes you have to fight, just so you can learn more from each other.

In marriage usually looks always to be one of the stupid. Only when two stupid marry go well this sometimes.

The yoke of marriage is so heavy that it takes two people to carry it - sometimes three.

In the marriage written and directed by the man, dialogues and sounds of the woman.

Every mother hopes that her daughter gets a better man than themselves.

Without my wife, the marriage would be unbearable.

Everyone is an angel with only one wing, and we can fly only when we embrace.

Everyone sees the world a little bit, together we see the world.

No cloud can cloud our happiness more, We are getting married today because we love each other.

Properly married is just the man who understands every word his wife did not say.

No one is so crazy that he did not find a crazier who understands him.

Children, you love among yourselves. Who the hell else would you love?

Love is the decision that a whole people in the affirmative, the details may be as they want.

Anyone who tells his wife everything is only married young.

Love is something ideal, something real marriage, and never confused it with impunity, the ideal with the real case.

Rather an untidy woman take, remain a bachelor.

Honey, where is my food? In the cookbook on page 375!!

Some marriage is a lifelong double prison without parole and without reprieve, exacerbated by fasting and common stock.

Men marry because of laziness, out of curiosity women.

See today from lovely rings, shackles out of it tomorrow.

Perfect Wife = A, who knows that no man is perfect.

To lose his heart is the best way to discover that you have a.

Look at the mother before you ask yourself fruit with her daughter!

Intellect and wit can easily delight, but alone can captivate the heart.

To the conclusion of a marriage are of course two persons, namely, the bride and her mother.

Many men would gladly marry, just not twenty-four hours a day.

Why marry at all? You can also do it in silence a lot of good.

Married people who love each other, to say a thousand things without talking. Whoever wants to drown an unhappy marriage in alcohol, is foolish, because alcohol preserved.

Who does not love the right time to marry what's left.

We love because we want it. We get married because it wills the others.

It is the goal of every woman to make the man to what he had

claimed to be before the wedding.

We must not, we do not, we just want to get married.

Where love would be the marriage will not regret it!

Do we want to keep the light in the marriage; we must also accept the shadows.

Repeatedly asks me to follow the recipe for my long and happy marriage. Well, my wife and I go out twice a week. A relaxing dinner by candlelight and romantic music, a few rounds on the dance floor. She goes Tuesday, I on Friday.

Together to go through the world is more beautiful than to stand alone. And to give to it the word is probably the most beautiful thing in life.

Love, what a lovely haze! But in marriage, there lies the art.

The common happiness of two people is nothing more than two small, adjacent incised lines into infinity.

Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted.

Quote: Marriage is like a besieged castle: The who are in it, want to get out, and those are the outdoors, want to clean.

Quote: Without my wife, the marriage would be unbearable.

Some women choose her nightgown with more brains than her husband

A good marriage is a game in which both players win.

Funny saying: Whoever keeps his mouth when he realizes that he is wrong is wise.Who holds the mouth, even though he is right, is married.

Enter into marriage says: Little things give up to have larger values.

Marriage is the best of all evils.

Saying of an old man: In marriage, sometimes you have to fight, just as we learn something from each other.

It is much easier to die for a beloved wife, than to live with her.

Refer to the mother before you ask yourself fruit with her daughter!

There are three things that a woman can conjure up out of nowhere: a hat, a salad and a marital quarrel.

The woman is the only prey that hunters lying in wait for her.

Marriage is a bridge that you have to rebuild daily, preferably on both sides.

The honeymoon is over when the dog brings the slippers and the woman barks at you.

Sly wisdom: A good marriage is like a cut crystal. It sparkles and shines, despite corners and edges.

Marriage is primarily what you do day in and day out of it.

With the women, it is always the same: First, follow them on foot, then take her in his arms, and finally you have it on the neck.

Mother tongue is when father has nothing to say.

Earlier, the men helped the women washing the dishes, now help women to men during drying.

Marriage is the most expensive method to get free wash his laundry.

Witty wisdom: wedding rings are the smallest handcuffs in the world!

The honeymoon is over when the dog brings the slippers and the woman barks at you.

Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: first, to find the right people and secondly to be the right person.

Clever saying marriage is the public confession of a strictly private intention.

Marriage - the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other to never forget.

Marriage is a contract in which the man waives half his food in order to cook him the other half.

The marriage is there to solve problems together, you do not have alone!

Marriage is a stupidity that is celebrated for two.

See them around. Most husbands are the best proof that women have humor.

The wise husband buys his wife, only the most expensive porcelain, because then he can be sure that they will not throw it to him.

Funny Quote: One should marry anyone that has not previously been tested in a traffic jam.

Funny wedding saying: In the marriage written and directed by the man, dialogues and sounds of the woman.

Marriage is like a tandem! One is always at the front without having to remove it from the others.

According to Murphy's Law: marry or not marry, you will regret it in any case.

Properly married is just the man who understands every word his wife did not say.

In some marriages young man and woman have the same desire:

Both yearn for the kitchen of the mother.

Everyone is an angel with only one wing. We can only fly when we embrace.

To the conclusion of a marriage are of course two people - the bride and her mother.

Who does not love the right time to marry what's left.

Ancient Wisdom: A marriage is no entrance to a peaceful harbor, but an exit to the open sea.

Getting married means: His right half and double its obligations.

Original saying: The marriage certificate is a license that is obtained before the driving test.

Amusing idea: The art of marriage is to be right without put the other in the wrong.

After the honeymoon, the jitter coming weeks.

The best thing about most men is the woman at her side.

Do we want to keep the light in the marriage, we must also accept the shadows.

Accountant wisdom: the dowry you have written to me good, with the woman you have burdened me!

Quote marriage: Dear woman on the neck, as buddies in bed.

A marriage is the official license to exploit the labor of wedded

husband.

Many men would gladly married, just not twenty-four hours a day.

Marriage is when a hitherto completely normal man feels the uncontrollable need to be be provided by him for strangers until that time woman for life food, lodging, clothes and linen free. What the wife in turn agrees to faithfully all those worries to share with him - he would never have if he had not married her.

A happy marriage is to forgive yourself, to have married each other.

Marriage - mutual liberty mutual agreement.

A drop of love is worth more than a whole bag full of money.

Love is a spice of life, they can sweeten it, but also too salty.

Love is a fire; the smoke has developed over the years as heat.

Saying to marriage: An optimist is a man who believes in marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist.

Quote: Those who have no sense of humor, really should not marry.

Married people who love each other, to say a thousand things without talking to them.

Many of which are believed to be already died are just married.

It is the goal of every woman to make the man to what he had claimed to be before the wedding.

Funny saying: Love is the light of life - in marriage is the electricity bill.

Marriage is the most important discovery that humans can do.

Marriage is a short word at all, but some spells because his long life continued.

Happily married means, the man is married and the wife happy.

From experience: There are many little things in marriage that are important when you are respected and important if you ignore them.