Tasters' Comments (12th Annual - 2007)

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A01 Jeff Brisson Wanted it to work, but this is too dirty...
A01 Timothy Gallagher First time doing this I hope I pass! (Tim...just like college, ain't it??)
A01 Chris Rodkey Is this beer or crap? WTF??

A02 Eddy Ahmed Cat urine

A02 Oaksie Chocolate & cheese surprize. There actually IS cheese in this, isn't there?
A02 Timothy Gallagher Good beer, I like this concept!
A02 Chris Valencia Reminiscent of week old goat urine

A03 Timothy Gallagher Give me another bar keeper!

A03 Eddy Ahmed I can't feel my tongue
A03 Oaksie Magic carpet ride from hell.
A03 Jeff Brisson Tastes like Whalen's burp

A04 Nate Gilbert Flavorful I think. Oh god 26 beers to go.

A04 Timothy Gallagher Wow - head spinning. I need a drink.

A05 Nate Gilbert Holy shit, that's a horse chestnut tree!

A05 Chris Caron Tastes like weeds

A06 Timothy Gallagher Greate taste! Less filling!

A06 Anonymous05 Very fruity. What in hell is this doing here. Very yummy.
A06 Ron Crowley Chalky
A06 Oaksie Mule fuel that's been stewing in Keith Richard's headband
A06 Stephen Ricardo Berry delicious

A07 Ron Crowley Lemony

A07 Timothy Gallagher Hands getting knumb.... knumb (????) (Tim...your spelling still rots.)
A07 Greg Geehan Whaa? Where am I? (Sounds familiar. Oh! it's the same question you always ask at work.)
A07 Kate Huggins Was this water? No flavor
A07 Nate Gilbert Fruit & licorice - why isn't this in the fruity beers?
A07 Stephen Ricardo Wow they all taste the same
A07 Jen Keeney Water
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A08 Mrs. Skillet (Kara) Tart but tasty (Now where have I heard that before...?)
A08 Ron Crowley Whiskey tasting
A08 Timothy Gallagher Do you have a room for rent?

A09 Timothy Gallagher "Hey babe you single?" ...SLAP! ... "Ouch!"
A09 Eddy Ahmed Ice cream
A09 Nate Gilbert Huh - kinda buttery. So how's your day going? (Fantastically fine, Nate, thanks for asking.)

A10 Ced Daniel Very good. Hope this is a winner.

A10 Eddy Ahmed Pool water
A10 Johnny Walsh Dark, thick, robust
A10 Paul Truland Looked good...tasted better (like my last girlfriend)

A11 Oaksie Egad, who's watching Holly? Anyone!?

A11 Timothy Gallagher Why am I talking to myself?
A11 Paul Truland I really liked this one...had it 3 times!
A11 Nate Gilbert Man - do you actually read all of these? All these people trying to be witty? (We do, Nate, we do.)

A12 Kate Huggins Too heavy, drinks like a meal

A12 Timothy Gallagher Why am I losing this argument with myself?
A12 Nate Gilbert A very nice IPA. Fuck, I'm drunk.
A12 Anonymous05 Mmm mmm good, damn, that's what I been lookin' 4

A13 Johnny Walsh Gross, tastes like grass

A13 Timothy Gallagher "Hey honey, you again! You still single?" ...Slap-slap

A14 Nate Gilbert Damn - peeing gave me a second wind!

A14 Paul Truland Service with a smile!
A14 Mrs. Skillet (Kara) Interesting at first, but didn't like "the afterward"

A15 Timothy Gallagher I'm drunk...there's Holly...is this college? Westport!! (Are you implying that I never grew up?)
A15 Nate Gilbert If bananas vomited, it'd taste like this
A15 Jeff Brisson Wow, almost puked on this
A15 Jen Keeney Smells like an armpit!

A16 Eddy Ahmed Mocha latte

A16 Jen Keeney One of my favorites, like sweet & salty cum!!!

A17 Anonymous05 Pooooo

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A18 Jeff Brisson Tastes much better orally
A18 Oaksie Who would want to combine liquor hops and squirrel entrails?
A18 Chris Rodkey Jeff just tried to snort beer
A18 Mrs. Skillet (Kara) Strange flavor, almost like anise? I mean, ASS.
A18 Timothy Gallagher I can't feel a thing...I can't feel a thing

A19 Eddy Ahmed Coffee!

A19 Timothy Gallagher Whatever happened to Monique & Unique? (It's worse than that. They're dead, Tim.)

A20 Jeff Brisson Made me not want to drink ever again

A20 Oaksie Blueberry Mule Balls Brew. Donna, keep serving me this crap, you'll never get
A20 Kate Huggins Yummy :-) very good! yeah! :-)
A20 Anonymous05 Blueberry yummyness
A20 Greg Geehan Poo berry
A20 Jen Keeney Blueberry goodness, like a good porno on a rainy night
A20 Mrs. Skillet (Kara) Fruity very bubbly is this at the right table?
A20 Chris Rodkey You fucking lied to me, the fruity beers arl at o d (comment disintegrates into illegible babble)
A20 Ced Daniel Good blueberry, best blueberry out there (not Wachusett)

A21 Nate Gilbert I'm having fun, but I'd rather be having sex right now.
A21 Jeff Brisson Way to defend my reputation
A21 Paul Truland My girlfriend sucks,why can't she just listen to me for 5 minutes? (You try listening to you after almost 40 beers....)

A22 Nate Gilbert Yeah, ditto. (Is Nate having a conversation with himself??)
A22 Chris Rodkey Combination of crack and shit. Well done.
A22 Timothy Gallagher How come all the girls are starting to look hotter? (Did I teach you nothing in college, Tim?)

A23 Nate Gilbert Sonuvabitch, I need a timeout

A23 Stephen Ricardo Taste like indians
A23 Anonymous05 Stick my tongue out yuk

A24 Anonymous05 Ok, time to tell the truth...I'm drunk

A24 Timothy Gallagher This is a great concept, can't wait to do it next week

A25 Nate Gilbert I'm drinking liquid ass?

A25 Stephen Ricardo Goody two shoes
A25 Timothy Gallagher Who did I come with? Where am I? Who am I? Why is the pool spinning? An
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A26 Eddy Ahmed Liquefied eggwhites
A26 Chris Rodkey Have you ever taken a shit in a shot glass?
A26 Oaksie Like brazen goat penis. Did he say brazen!?
A26 Chris Caron Awful - tastes like dirt (Weeds & dirt? Next year's tasting...try it standing up.)

A27 Kate Huggins O.K. -- nothing to get me horny or anything

A27 Jeff Brisson Looks like a pee cup, but sweeter

A29 Jeff Brisson Does not blow my skirt up

A29 Greg Geehan Bitter as my attitude

A30 Paul Truland My 30th sample...I'm in trouble

D01 Ron Crowley Where is my liver

D01 Jen Keeney I want to climax! Ooh la la
D01 Greg Geehan Like crack only darker

D02 Eddy Ahmed Like morning breath liquefied

D02 Nate Gilbert Molasses with alcohol - tastes like sweet, sweet ass
D02 Jen Keeney Ugh - like rusty nails

D03 Kerrin Thick as syrup - intense flavor - not my style

D03 Mrs. Skillet (Kara) I enjoyed this - thick & cold

D04 Jeff Brisson Chocolatey goodness

D04 Paul Truland Ouch...my liver is mad at me
D04 Nate Gilbert Very chocolatey
D04 Greg Geehan Like chocolate, just gets you drunk
D04 Eddy Ahmed Chocolate!
D04 Anonymous02 Like a milkshake

D05 Chris Rodkey I'd rather lick an asshole.

D05 Paul Truland I laughed...I cried...I burped
D05 Stephen Ricardo Taste like a chimney
D05 Greg Geehan Makes me growl
D05 Nate Gilbert It's 16oz of suck in a 1oz shot
D05 Anonymous01 More bitter than Kathy Griffin at a baby shower
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F01 Anonymous05 Puke in a bottle mmmm
F01 Ron Crowley Like arse
F01 Chris Rodkey My cat's breath smells like cat food
F01 Kate Huggins Yummy! I love it! Woohoo!
F01 Jen Keeney This was the climax! Mmm - love this place!
F01 Greg Geehan It smelled like fruit. Moldy fruit.

F02 Ron Crowley I don't like green eggs & ham

F02 Mrs. Skillet (Kara) To be honest...I pitched the rest in the bus
F02 Jeff Brisson Neither fruit nor special
F02 Chris Rodkey Wow. They can bottle shit. Who knew?
F02 Greg Geehan That is good...like Snakes on a Plane

F03 Anonymous05 Nasty like ass in a bottle

F03 Jen Keeney I did this once to get a job.
F03 Anonymous01 Tastes like an eco-friendly bathroom cleanser
F03 Paul Truland I had it twice...both times it was a 6
F03 Ron Crowley Like a squirty shit

F04 Nate Gilbert Is that a faint whiff of skunk?

F04 Mrs. Skillet (Kara) It ain't special - it's schwag
F04 Ced Daniel Alright, tastes better than it smells...
F04 Anonymous01 Give me a bath in tomato juice, because that beer is a skunk!
F04 Anonymous05 Schwagg all the way (simpson shiver)

F05 Greg Geehan Poo in a cup

F06 Chris Rodkey If I wanted to drink shit, I would have licked the dog's ass
F06 Anonymous05 Tastes like white bread

F07 Nate Gilbert Tangy & exotic - like licking Scarlett Johanson
F07 Ron Crowley My dog's water is better
F07 Anonymous01 Is it legal to bottle elephant piss?