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NEW-WAGE DANGERS...
The following piece, which I wrote in 1994 and eventually put in Cosmic Relief, was inspired, at least stylistically, by numerous "alien abduction checklists" that appeared in various metaphysical newsletters and free magazines back in the early to mid-1990s. The abduction hysteria was at its height then, fueled in part by a Roper poll commissioned in 1991 to determine how many folks in the U.S. might have been tinkered with by aliens. Nearly 6,000 people were polled, and 119 answered in a way that the pollsters interpreted as supporting the ET theory of the abduction phenomenon. Based on this figure, they estimated that nearly four million Americans might have been abducted by ETs. Nearly a decade and a half later, the alien abduction phenomenon seems to have died down a little, but, curiously enough, my "New-Wage practitioner" list still seems remarkably current. Although certain trends and practices such as the sweat-lodge craze have abated somewhat, they're still going strong in some circles, as new-age entrepreneurs continually find ways to exploit "native wisdom." Also, if I were writing the piece today I probably would have used the term "multi-level marketing" in Item 1, rather than "network marketing," though the latter is still widely used. And I almost certainly would have added a mention of the glorified infomercial, The Secret, which has become a cult hit among hustledorks, hustledork wannabes, and random seekers of happiness and enlightenment. But as for everything else in the lists below... well, the more things change....
A Checklist That Can Help You Answer the Question, "Whats Happening to Me?"
By Jannah Morningstar Werling-Dervish, B.S., M.S., P.U., A.C.D.C.*
Just how many people may have been violated by New-Wage practitioners / ideas? Two of every five American adults indicate they may have had an experience with the New-Wage Movement, according to Doper Organization polls sponsored by the Impostors Foundation. Maybe you are among these two in five. Victims often feel brutally abused and violated and powerless, yet somehow also empowered and energized; the undercurrents of euphoria and confusion can be so great that lives and relationships, not to mention the English language itself, are completely distorted. You might have a general sense that something is happening to you which no one can quite understand, including yourself, but you may also find that your lack of understanding does not prevent you from joining discussion groups whose members babble about being "edge thinkers" and co-creators of a wonderful new era of cooperation and harmony and glowing altruism. But the most significant symptom is finding yourself in a home-based business whose very survival depends upon suckering badgering recruiting your relatives, friends, associates, your third-grade teacher and anything else on two legs. Like other forms of trauma, the New-Wage abduction experience is trapped in the brain cells, and the resulting disorder interrupts physical and emotional health until it is released and resolved.
Published in Cosmic Relief: Honoring & Celebrating The Global Paradigm Shaft
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