I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey!

Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds
me
of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That's
because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has
come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess
why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r
Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless
horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got
Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy
cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God
makes mistakes!

Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just
happy that cows can't fly !

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to
you????

Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde
la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there
u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring,
U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman =

Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne
chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.
What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out
of window... I look down... I am still laughing !

Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko
naam
tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.