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Answer: Here are several suggestions Offer to carry your crush’s’ books to class and of the corporate world and history of the
The SEXpert
on how to attract the fairer sex. Use them in flex the entire time you are holding them. American economic infrastructure always
conjunction; add and take them away, whatever Be confident- There is a pool table in the comes in handy.
it takes. Find the right combination and stick Firstenburg Student Commons where older And if any of that doesn’t work, get rich,
with it. college guys linger, waiting for the chance to wear deer musk and an expensive watch, and
John McNett For starters, take a class where the women prove just how accurately they can place a ball. don’t forget to drive a fast car- that will pull
Staff Writer folk are e.g. cultural anthropology, business, or Intimidating, right? Wrong. Walk right up and them in.
women’s diversity. challenge them to a game. The girls that hang Remember- the women at the university are
Question: “I’m a college freshman hoping Then try this: around will be amazed by your self-confidence a world apart from the girls you knew in high
to grow out of my awkward high school stage. Be active- it doesn’t matter what in, just and even more so by your game. school. They are experienced, well connected,
How do I become a chick magnet for these older active in something. Show off your skills in Be Knowledgeable – girls love it. There’s and have all the men in the United States
girls at WSU Vancouver?” -Ryan S. the dodge ball tournament on campus or work nothing better than wearing a college sweatshirt military to choose from- so stand out and know
out with a hottie in the fitness center. Girls, like with a beer stain on it and talking about the who your competition is.
lionesses in the safari, want a man with muscle. geopolitical effects of fiscal policy. Knowledge
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FEATURE 5
try to compare their trips abroad to mine? Will I
“Kenya is an amazing ever be able to wrap my head around everything,
country; Kenyans are or will the thoughts keep bouncing off the walls
of my over-packed brain?
amazing people.” Our last day in Kenya was spent in Kibera,
which was certainly an experience. The group
-Melissa Boles split up, and I spent the day with Binti Pamoja, a
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women’s center for young girls in Kibera. They
his summer, the advocacy group known were putting together an event for the parents,
as ONE held a nationwide competition between so Nora and I helped them set up a bit for that,
colleges and universities. The goal was to raise but mostly we just learned about the program
funds and awareness in an effort to end poverty and asked questions about Kibera. I talked with
and prevent disease worldwide. ONE’s web some girls about what it is like to live in Kibera
site says that “students earn points for their (“You’re born in Kibera, you get married in
school[s] by taking actions that contribute to the Kibera, you die in Kibera”) and some of them
fight against extreme poverty. The actions range talked with me about the 2007 election and the
from increasing awareness among university violence that occurred, which hit Kibera pretty
peers to engaging politicians on key pieces of hard. I heard about 2 and 5 year olds that were
legislation.” raped, girls too young to care for themselves
Of the thousands of student advocates that were having children, and bribes from the
who competed, twenty finalists were chosen police that caused both young women and men
to submit proposal projects for a chance to to do things they never expected they would
participate first-hand as student delegates in do.
ONE’s arena. WSU Vancouver’s Melissa Boles, It’s all I can do to keep myself in Vancouver
an ASWSUV senator, was chosen, along with right now. Certain things scare me; I’m a bit of a
four others from across the country for the Jul. chicken when it comes to traveling and living in
25 to Aug. 2, 2009, trip to Kenya. These five a place that is new to me, but I can feel myself
students were chosen by ONE, according to finding the courage within to be someone
the web site, “based both on their individual that helps the women of the world find their
contributions [during the 2008-2009 academic potential and grow to be proud of themselves.
year] to the ONE Campus Challenge and It’s something I’m learning to do on my own,
through proposals each submitted outlining and there’s no better way to do something than
how they plan to maximize their experiences while holding someone else’s hand. Even if that
in Kenya to raise awareness in their local and hand is on the other side of the world.”
campus communities.” The visit has had a definite affect on her
Boles said that ONE began as a goal to immediate goals. After graduation, she has
influence congress to allocate one percent of the decided to put grad school on hold for a short
United States federal budget to foreign aid. As time and work for a non-profit group such as
of now, the Fed has invested 0.7%. Lately, the the Peace Corps.
ONE campaign has shifted its focus to point out As for the upcoming academic year,
that one person can make a change for one other Melissa’s work as an ASWSUV senator will
person’s life, and that simple act begets more be geared more in the future toward planning
change as it is repeated within and throughout intercultural and international events here at
the community. WSU Vancouver. She would also like to see
As a ONE Student Delegate, Melissa’s more students studying abroad and bringing
unique role on the team was Women and their changed perspectives back to our campus.
Development. You can read more blog entries relating to
The opportunity to travel to other countries, her work as a ONE Student Delegate at http://
she said, should never be wasted. Whether www.one.org/campus/blog.
working, studying, or simply visiting short-
term in a foreign place, “everyone who travels
returns home with a changed perspective,” said “ May you always be maridadi; beautiful.
May you always be the strongest women I have
Boles. Melissa’s stay in Kenya, though short, ever met.
was life-changing. May your voices rise above all of the others.
May you forever give birth without pain drugs
Having also spent time working with her
and continue to be stronger than your white
church in Mexico, Boles is no stranger to counter parts.
humanitarian work abroad. May the water jugs always balance on your head.
“As soon as possible,” said Boles of a time May your babies outlive you.
line for traveling overseas again. May your children be grateful.
May your husband love you; your in-laws
From Melissa’s Blog: welcome you; your community worship you.
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Home.
By Caitlin Ribera
Poetry Editor
Salmon Creek Journal
“Look for Salmon Creek Journal Submission Information Soon!”
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8 STUDENT INVOLVEMENT
“What is a Zune?”
this ROAR orientation was
much larger. There was a
asked the crowd when higher number of attendees
the grand prize was and more activities to
announced. occupy their time. With the
“I don’t know. It large amount of students
is like an Ipod.” said attending, there was a
Mason O’Lennick, head greater chance for diversity.
ambassador, as he held up The ROAR orientation was
the prize. split up between freshmen
Even with outside and transfer students so that
temperatures well above the directors could better
90 degrees, the man whose provide them with what
ticket was drawn jogged they needed.
down to the prize table to The freshmen, who also
receive his new Zune. attended ROAR on Tuesday,
The closing ceremony of Aug. 18, experienced more
the ROAR orientation on guidance than the transfer
Wednesday, Aug. 19 was students. Being freshmen,
held at the Amphitheater it is expected by most
on campus. The grassy for them to feel lost and
hill seated over 100 new uninvolved during their first
students following a seven year. To counteract that,
hour orientation session. the directors set up more
All of the attendees ‘get-to-know-each other’
filled out surveys before type games as well as more
the giveaway began. Once interest groups.
the surveys were passed The transfer students’
back in, Michelle McIlvoy, schedules for the day
and later Ambassador resembled a business
Dave, drew raffle tickets meeting much more than
out of a bucket to award the those of the freshmen. Even
prizes. Though much of the though the transfer students
excitement for the prizes did not have the chance
was sarcasm, a few prizes to experience the game
caught attention; one being playing like the freshman,
the new Microsoft Office they were well informed
program. of the opportunities to get
The student who won involved on campus.
the computer software, Displaying their
like the other freshman and involvement on campus
transfer students, had spent during the ROAR
the first seven hours of orientation were the student
her day attending interest ambassadors. Ambassador
sessions, meetings, group Mason O’Lennick was
activities and eating a BBQ especially festive for the
lunch provided by Patrick’s ROAR event. He made
Hawaiian Café.
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STUDENT INVOLVEMENT 9
Circle K International
Rup Brar the local community.
Staff Writer Last year, Circle K International provided sev-
S ervice. Leadership. Fellowship. These three words
eral community service/outreach opportunities
to its members; some of which included serving
perfectly depict the spirit Circle K International members.
at the Share House Homeless shelter, Ridgefield
Circle K has been part of WSUV for about three years. In
Bluegrass festival, Walk’n Knock , Wa-Ri-Ki
2007, the club was initiated by Eric Davidson and Katie
camp cleanup, Salvation Army bell ringing pro-
Tuck, as a medium to provide community service opportu-
gram, Over the summer, the CKI participated in
nities to students. From three initial founders, the club has
Relay for Life to raise funds for American Can-
grown to about 20-25 members over the last year.
cer Association. CKI opened this opportunity to
Circle K International is a widely recognized collegiate
both members and nonmembers alike. The group
group nationally as well as internationally. It holds about
raised about $2130 through their efforts. This was
11,000 collegians on more than 500 campuses worldwide.
the second Relay for life for the group.
Circle K International is actually a child of well known
Circle K International offers a great way for
community service group known as Kiwanis club. Circle
students to give back to the local community as
K was first organized by Kiwanis in 1936 as a way to pro-
well as to form lifelong connections that can go
vide opportunity for ambitious young men to get college
beyond one’s college career. As Ramandeep men-
education---by providing financial means through both
tioned, service and leadership is at the core of
scholarships and part time employment. Kiwanis still
this club. Cougars with strong urge to serve are
plays a major part in both organization and finances of
welcomed; even a mild urge can be accepted. All
Circle K International. Ramandeep Brar, the current presi-
are welcomed. Meeting times will be announced
dent of WSUV Circle K, mentioned that WSU Circle K
within the first two weeks of classes and can be
was chartered and sponsored by Salmon Creek Kiwanis
found on a billboard near you. Along with that,
group. Salmon Creek Kiwanis has been actively involved
new members can expect to see the club members
in progression of the club by chipping in with finances and
at the annual club fair later in the year.
providing connections to different organizations within
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10 SPORTS AND RECREATION
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12 STUDENT GOVERNMENT
A Word with the Prez No Summer of Legislative Affairs, is looking for students
interested in participating and organizing
Catching up Nick For ASWSUV rallies and events on campus, and providing
testimonies in Olympia.
Michael Hatch and Robert Chu ASWSUV’s legislative branch, the Senate,
Matthew Rafano Another really exciting new venue that Nick PR Director and Senate Pro-tempore has also had an unprecedented level of activity
Managing Editor
ASWSUV student body president Nick
wanted to share with me is the “PB&J Club.”
This was briefly mentioned by PR Director
W elcome to a new year, fellow cougs! As this summer. The Senate has elected their
internal leadership, passed three pieces of
you’re adjusting to all your new classes, you
Ferderer is a busy man. He has been preparing Michael Hatch, and Nick was able to clarify may rest assured knowing that your student legislation, and has established several goals
for the upcoming school year throughout the what this reoccurring event will entail. Starting government has been working through the for the year.
summer, becoming acquainted with his new on Sept. 10, this club will be begin meeting summer to prepare for the coming months. One of the Senate’s goals is to further
position and beginning to implement the plans outside of the Firstenburg Student Commons Nick Ferderer and Nicole Mousleh, your encourage student attendance and participation
he outlined during his campaigning last school from noon to 1:30 p.m. biweekly to enable student body President and Vice President, ran at Senate meetings. This is an opportunity to
session. It was great that he was able to set aside students to mingle with ASWSUV staff and on a platform of communication, leadership, bring your questions, comments, concerns,
some time and I was able to catch up with his a featured school administrator in order to and sustainability. As such, the new ASWSUV objections, or praise to student government.
ambitions for the upcoming year. increase communication between students and web site has been overhauled to include more The Senate passed two Bills and one
First of all, President Nick informed me that the leadership. During this time there will also effective ways of communicating with us, Resolution. Resolution 19.001 dealt with
his vision of what he wants to accomplish as be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches provided voicing your opinion, or even suggesting budgetary issues that ensured the legislative
president has not altered from his initial platform. to provide a more informal, conversational events; a recurring “PB&J Club” will highlight process was followed and that multiple people
Rather, his time in office through the summer has atmosphere. For the first “PB&J Club” meeting, school administrators and encourage feedback had input on the final outcome. Bill 19.001
allowed him to refine the three focus pillars of Nancy Youlden will be the guest administrator and questions from students; a new position has allocated funds for a student trip to the Oregon
his presidency: leadership, communication, and that will be mingling; other potential guests may been created within the Executive Staff with the Zoo that complements this year’s campus book,
sustainability. By concentrating on these three include parking services personnel, Chancellor specific purpose of developing leadership on Yann Martel’s The Life of Pi. Bill 19.002 gave
interconnected ideals, President Nick hopes to Hal Dengerink, academic affairs personnel, campus; and sustainable efforts have been made funds to the campus Art Committee, which will
improve the student life and experience here at Dave Smith of campus planning, and hopefully which includes deploying glass recycling bins feature community artists creating graffiti art
WSUV. many more. I believe this is a great way to get to around campus. These are just a few ways your that will be donated to the campus.
He mentioned how the past three months in know leaders around the campus and am looking student government is setting a new standard Perhaps most importantly, the Senate has
office has allowed him to see how ambitious he forward to the first meeting. President Nick is for student life. elected their internal leadership. The Senate
can be in achieving his core goals. He believes also super-excited about seeing the outcome to The Executive Staff, a group of students Chair Pro-tempore this year is Robert Chu. The
that sustainability continues to be important and this new improvement to communication and hired by ASWSUV President Ferderer (and Senate Secretary is Melissa Boles. Finally, the
may have even grown now that he sees what can leadership. approved by the Senate) to perform specialized Senate Standing Committee Chairs are Emily
be done to improve the schools sustainability President Nick will remain busy throughout tasks, has been working since July to plan Shaw (External Affairs) and Kevin Guzman
firsthand. President Nick has pushed for and we this school year as he continues to serve the events, organize for student representation (Finance). This team of leaders will engage the
will be seeing recycling bins for glass around students of WSUV and strives to strengthen in state and federal legislation, and ensure all Senate for an unparalleled level of productivity
the campus starting the first day of class. Also, his three core principles. And remember that he WSUV students are provided with a unique and and service.
many prizes and giveaways, like the frisbees has an open door policy and if you ever have engaging experience. You are encouraged to stop by the student
that will be flying around campus throughout any questions or want to say hi, he encourages Janine Johnston, Activities Director, has government offices in the Firstenburg Student
the first week of class, are made from recycled everyone to come by his office, located in the already planned and budgeted many events Commons to broaden your student experience.
materials and are themselves 100% recyclable. Firstenburg Student Commons Office Suite. for the coming year, which include monthly In addition, visit our web site at ASWSUV.
There are many ideas that President Nick has to Also, be sure to check out the upcoming “PB&J bowling nights at Crosley Lanes, the upcoming com to learn about the latest upcoming events,
continue along the route of making this campus Club” meeting. Back-to-School BBQ, a Cougars & Cowboys passed legislation, your student representatives,
more environmentally friendly. dance, and other activities. Peter Sterr, Director and more!
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Student Government Editor never even know are there.” field gave me experience and confidence---and
Another internship, with the Cary Institute something to put on my resume.”
Adam Fox
of Ecosystem Studies in Millbrook, NY, let
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this
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Web Editor and the surrounding physical and chemical
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interested in.” Daniel Quinn
Staff Writers 1. A man was to be sentenced, and the judge It was supposed to be a summer internship, Favorite musical group: U2
told him, “You may make a statement. If it is but they kept Kara on for two years. In her last
Louise Wynn, Matt Hunter, Amy Favorite song: Pride (In the Name of
true, I’ll sentence you to four years in prison. six months, the project managers gave her a
Thielen, Rup Brar, Dale Flamm, Charis chance to write a paper about her research. Love)
If it is false, I’ll sentence you to six years in
Jensen, and John McNett prison.” After the man made his statement, the “That was really generous of them,” Kara Favorite comic strip: XKCD
judge decided to let him go free. What did the says. “After collecting the data and organizing
Photographers man say? the results, it was good to follow it through, to Favorite indoor spots in Vancouver/
Joe Creager and Mark Balyshev figure out how to present the work.” Portland area: Amnesia Brewing
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Location: glass of water. The bartender pulls out a John Harrison’s lab through the Cary Institute
scientist she had worked with.
Andina (“a taste of Peru in the Pearl,”
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door leads to the City of Truth, while the other and Harrison’s enthusiasm. “It’s a small
door leads to the City of Liars. You do not community, so you can interact with everyone Philosophy of life: Be willing to take
know which door is which. You are able to ask in the program, and the facilities are much chances, and keep things in perspective.
E-mail the Editor-in-Chief better than on older campuses.”
and Managing Editor:
only one question to determine which door is Advice: Be willing to take temporary
which. The door that leads to the City of Liars In spite of her interning experiences, Kara
vancouged@vancouver.wsu.edu always speaks lies, while the door that leads to found grad school intimidating. “As an intern,
positions, even though they may
the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You they tell you what to do and how to do it. In be short-term and/or low-paying.
E-mail the Section Editors: want to go to the City of Truth. What question graduate school, you’re more independent. On Experience working on research projects
do you ask to determine which door leads to the other hand, having worked with all those
vancoug@vancouver.wsu.edu or with scientists and managers is
the City of Truth? people at various stages of their academic
careers gave me confidence.” great on a resume (even if you change
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Once you’ve set your mind to do good, keep at it until
you’re satisfied. Persistence and hard work will be the best habits you can develop
this school year.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Feeling sad lately? Allow yourself to look for happi-
Michelle McIlvoy: Student Involvement Manager ness in the faces of your friends, in the beautiful natural places around campus, and in
your own heart.
Birthday: September 14
Personality Traits: Helpful, reliable, committed to Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): You’re halfway between birthdays, a satisfying place to
excellence, intelligent, witty, and practical. look around at what you’ve accomplished--and set new goals for the rest of the year.
Husband’s Sign: Libra What do you want for yourself? How will you reach that?
Compatibility: The Virgo gets along best with
Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, and Capricorn. One should Aries (March 21-April 19): It’s not true that Mars is going to be especially close to
try to avoid both Gemini and Sagittarius. Earth this month. And it doesn’t matter, anyway, because what you do know is that
VIRGO your success this semester will be determined by your own hard work.
Virgo (August 23-Sept. 22): Whatever you do, expect those around you to treat you Taurus (April 20-May 20): You may be ruled by Venus, but don’t let your love life
with respect. Don’t let anyone abuse you or take advantage of you. You are worth interfere with your studies. Can you turn one of those “study sessions” into a real
every good thing that has happened in your life so far, and much more. homework fest?
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your tendency to wait and see may have kept you from Gemini (May 21-June 21): Ah, skeptical Gemini, both feet on the ground while your
taking some bold and worthwhile decisions. Now is a good time to face the future as head is in the skies: Take the advice your friends have for you this semester. Even
an opportunity to enjoy, not a challenge to worry about. free advice is better than none.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Just signing up for classes has been a big step. But it’s Cancer (June 22-July 22): Are you worried about compatibility issues? What mat-
only a springboard to fantastic development and experiences you will never regret. ters is the effort you put into any relationship. Be flexible and open-minded, and
Now you’re ready to make the big leap. you’ll find that you’re compatible with just about everyone.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re hiding a lot of characteristics that would en- Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): You’re an animal, but not a beast. Your power, which comes
dear you to people, if they could see a little deeper. Don’t wait for those good traits to from your forceful nature and ability to voice your opinions, won’t be diminished by
appear. Let your light shine now! softening a little toward your loved ones. Try it!
Madame L
Staff Astrologist
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Have you ever been to that web site? It could
Don’t Deserve Health care very well be the greatest invention on earth.
Or at least on the internet. If you don’t know
ello everyone! I’d like to take this time
to welcome everyone back to WSUV! And
If you have managed to listen to the Flock to Town Hall Meetings,” we are still
being told that these concerned citizens (which
what TFLN is, you’ll need to get to a computer
immediately and look it up. The End.
greetings to all the new incoming freshmen and
transfer students as well. For those that don’t
news over the summer, you will probably be polls tell us are in the majority) are dangerous, Next on the agenda would be the fact that I know me, I am Matthew and I am the managing
under the impression that town hall meetings racist misinformed bigots. need to control my impulsiveness a bit more. It editor of this paper.
designed to discuss the health care reform bill But why is this? The answer lies, I think, in is hard to do since I have ADHD, but I really So ROAR was pretty much amazing this
have been hijacked by irrational, loud, violent practically every video of a town hall meeting I should work on it. For instance, on the final day year, with many incoming freshmen and transfer
protesters. These protesters, you will know, have seen. One of the opponents of the health of school last semester, I decided I wanted a students roaming the campus and learning more
are either employed by lobbyist groups or are care reform bill takes the mike and with the bill puppy. Within one hour, I had purchased a black about WSUV. One part that was particularly
being frightened into coming by lies about the in their hand refers to a section that concerns lab puppy from the Humane Society and named awesome was the ending ceremony and raffle
contents of the bill. them. Invariably the congressman will dodge him Tucker. Conveniently, it rhymes with... that took place out in the amphitheater. Although
If you have followed the news closely, you the question, failing to even address the part of yeah. I love my puppy, but he is definitely a it was a bit on the warmer side that day, it was
will know that some of these annoying protestors the bill the citizen has read from. handful. I should learn to think things through great to get out there. And note to self: I must
are “using Brown Shirt tactics” (Rep. Brian Now, if you are a congressman who before just doing them. learn our fight song… GO COUGS!
Baird) and “carrying swastikas” (Speaker of the actually believes that the health care reform Let’s see. Did you guys read the new Ok so something that’s really exciting is the
House Nancy Pelosi). And, if you happened bill is something your constituents will want if ‘SEXpert’ column? If not, check it out. Then, green initiative that our student president, Nick
to be watching MSNBC, you might have been they understand what it really is, you will do when you’re dying to get some valid advice Ferderer, is pushing: Be Crimson. Go Green.
enlightened by Carlos Watson, who explained everything within your power to dispel whatever from our Sexpert, just e-mail us a question. The campus will be trying to implement more
that when opponents at these town hall meetings misunderstandings they have about the bill. We’ll hook you up. environmentally friendly practices, including
call Obama a “socialist,” it is really a code word But Congress knows that there are parts of the Have you ever had a dance party? I did the the addition of glass recycling bins, which I’m
for the dreaded “N word.” health care reform bill that the American people other day in my sister’s car. It was pretty sweet. personally stoked about, considering that I am
Rarely, I fear, has the news strayed so far are simply not prepared to support. I think we should have one at the school. In the an avid SOBE drinker, and last year I had no
from the truth. Apart from raised voices and But why not abandon a bill that your VanCougar office to be exact. I’ll bring a strobe place to recycle my bottles.
some shoving in Miami, the town halls have constituents will not support? light, KOUG will DJ, and you guys just have to Another exciting development here at
been completely free of violence. Unless, of Whether wittingly or not, liberals see show up. Don’t worry, we won’t charge anyone WSUV that has been talked about already
course, the attack on a protester by pro-health themselves in an epic tale of progress; members until we start to get a steady group coming in is the brand new, shiny Underclasspersons
care reform union members in St. Louis is of a world that can be improved and, indeed, and we are resembling something more like a Building. Although it puzzles me that they call
included. And after much searching, it seems perfected if only they try hard enough. With nightclub than a newspaper. it an underclasspersons building while many
that no one has a single picture of an arthritic such an ideology, it is little wonder that liberals The other day in our staff meeting, we went upperclasspeople are taking classes there. Stuff
grandma waving a swastika. are frustrated and angry when they are opposed over crazy dreams. It was entertaining. I learned to ponder…
Despite the best efforts of the media, there by loud blunt people at these town halls? They that the majority of my staff has had a nightmare If you’re looking for extra activities, be sure
is no proof that the crowds showing up at town are unable to convince these stubborn people about showing up to school in their underwear. to also check out the numerous registered school
hall meetings to oppose the health care reform that more government- the agent by which I take that back, they seem to have repeated organizations this campus has going. There are
bill are being funded by lobbyists or insurance Progress can be brought about- will make their nightmares about it. Strange. That reminds me. at least fifty, spanning from a motorcycle club
companies. On the contrary, special interest lives better. Such people, these politicians Yesterday I was finding clothes in my bedroom to a chess club. The diversity of this campus’s
groups who support the reform are openly hiring assume, must be filled with so much hate and and a giant spider came running at my face. I activities ensures that everyone can find the
people to fill the ranks of health care supporters superstition that they are incapable of seeing woke my little brother up and made him kill it right group to become involved with. And if
at these meetings. how much good the health care bill will bring while I was freaking out. there isn’t one that suits you, just keep in mind
According to the Los Angeles Times, an to America. Unabashedly, they brand their Where was I going with this? Oh, right. So that you can always start your own club. Check
umbrella organization called The Fund for the opponents with the most taboo terms of our I used to have nightmares about being stuck out the details at the school’s web site.
Public Interest is hiring people through Craigslist age. on a spider web while a giant purple spider So as classes begin, remember to study hard,
at a rate of 15 dollars an hour to demonstrate for If only they knew history, for in this was coming to eat me. He had a top hat. have fun, and get involved! There are many
health care reform at the town hall meetings. A despicable action they resemble what they most Arachnophobia is the only explanation for why avenues to do such on this wonderful campus
number of unions around the nation have also fear to be called. Like earlier socialists, they in the world that would scare me. and I hope to see each and every one of you
been accused of artificially swelling the pro- have shown that they are willing to use racial This was fun, see you in two weeks! around. Especially at the Back to School BBQ
reform presence at town halls. and class tensions to bring about Progress. (although it is technically a Grill…) on Sept.
And yet, outside the realm of right-wing Given the history of the 20th century, this (919): so I was just driving [around] and 1 and 2 in the Quasi-Quad area wherein the
journalism, these serious errors have largely not should be a sobering thought. I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road Firstenburg Fountain is located. Be there or be
been criticized and have even been supported. because I thought it was a hedgehog. square. And remember: UNLEASH THE
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