Whoever wrote this seems to be taken aback with all the 'what women really want' thing thats

why he decided to vent out what guys want this time. The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear the rules from the female side.

!ow here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules" #lease note.. these are all numbered $ %! #&R#%'(" ))Guys

$. *en are !%T mind readers. $. +earn to work the toilet seat. ,ou're a big girl. -f it's u., .ut it down. We need it u., you need it down. ,ou don't hear us com.laining about you leaving it down. $. 'unday s.orts. -t's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. +et it be. $. 'ho..ing is !%T a s.ort.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way. $. /rying is blackmail. $. Ask for what you want. +et us be clear on this one0 'ubtle hints do not work" 'trong hints do not work" %bvious hints do not work" 1ust say it" $. ,es and !o are .erfectly acce.table answers to almost every 2uestion. $. /ome to us with a .roblem only if you want hel. solving it. That's what we do. 'ym.athy is what your girlfriends are for. $. A headache that lasts for $3 months is a #roblem. 'ee a doctor. $. Anything we said 4 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. -n fact, all comments become null and void after 3 5ays. $. -f you won't dress like the 6ictoria's 'ecret girls, don't (7.ect us to act like soa. o.era guys. $. -f you think you're fat, you .robably are. 5on't ask us. $. -f something we said can be inter.reted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

$. ,ou can either ask us to do something %r tell us how you want it done. !ot both. -f you already know best how to do it, 8ust do it yourself. $. Whenever .ossible, #lease say whatever you have to say during commercials. $. /hristo.her /olumbus did !%T need directions and neither do we. $. A++ men see in only $4 colors, like Windows default settings. #each, for e7am.le, is a fruit, not A color. #um.kin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. $. -f it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. $. -f we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is 8ust not worth the hassle. $. -f you ask a 2uestion you don't want an answer to, (7.ect an answer you don't want to hear. $. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. $. 5on't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are .re.ared to discuss such to.ics as '(9, /AR', the shotgun formation, or :A';(T:A++.

$. ,ou have enough clothes. $. ,ou have too many shoes. $. - am in sha.e. Round -' a sha.e" $. Thank you for reading this. ,es, - know, - have to slee. on the couch tonight< :ut did you know men really don't mind that= -t's like cam.ing.