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Queer As Folks |
>
Black Pride Coffee Hour
A event on September 12, cosponsored
by Quatrefoil Library and Twin Cities
Black Pride Celebration, features coffee
(10:30 AM); Jamaican-born writer G.
Winston James reading from his most
recent collection, Shaming the Devil
(10:45 AM); participants in the recent
Qlibrary Writing Workshop for Young
Adults reading some of their work
(11:14 AM); and Lisa C. Moore, founder
and editor of RedBone Press, sharing
some of her experiences in publish-
ing, and reading some of her own work
(11:31 AM). It takes place in the third
floor conference room of the building
where Quatrefoil Library is located.
Publication Celebration
On September 20, 2-3 PM, Quatrefoil
Library will host a celebration to mark
the publication of two new books on
the history of local GLBT institutions,
sponsored by the Friends of the Bill
of Rights Foundation. History of Qua-
trefoil Library (The First 20 Years),
by Adam Keim, traces the story of the
library from its founding to its present
incarnation as one of the largest GLBT
lending libraries in North America. His-
tory of Minnesota Gay and Lesbian
Legal Assistance (MnGALLA), by
Dan Hanson and Richard Osborne, is
the saga of an organized effort in the
1980s to have GLBT people needing
September 11–24, 2009
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1619 DAYTON AVE., ST. PAUL
(651) 641-0969
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Passings |
[ Adam Hamilton ]
1977-2009
[ Jeffrey Buckles ]
1963-2009
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Arts & Entertainment > Cover Feature
Brendan
Photo Courtesy of ACT ONE, TOO
B
rendan Bujold could feel the pressure of the big 3-0 to a language school in Germany before
looming in the not-too-distant future. For the Edina- enrolling in the Boston Music Conserva-
tory, where he trained to be an opera sing-
born performer who’d launched his stage career at San er. But even then, family ties prevailed—
Francisco’s Children’s Playhouse at age 6, it was time to or dementia. Go figure. He returned to
face the big decision: bright lights/big city if—maybe, maybe— Minnesota to earn a degree in music and
German at Concordia College, Moorhead,
he made good in New York; or singing his way into the hearts of which he painfully recalls as “not a cultured
September 11–24, 2009
Middle America not far from a cornfield. community”—in fact, “a huge wasteland.”
But his German and business skills won
Bujold chose Chanhassen. run that put an end to waiting tables, after him an internship with Mercedes Benz
While appearing (for the second time) about 15 minutes of soul-searching, Bujold back in Germany. “At that time, I was heavy
as the lead in Joseph and the Amazing Tech- opted to make Minnesota his home. He’s into politics, very anti-American during the
nicolor Dreamcoat at the dinner theater, with back in the midst of his family, along with Bush Administration,” he explains.
star billing, an Equity contract, and a secure the acquired family of other young theater Upon returning to an internship in San
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Diego in 2006, he learned that his college
music prof had sent Bujold’s résumé to
Chanhassen Dinner Theatres, which in-
vited him to audition for the role of Arab
in West Side Story. He enthuses, “I got the
role! An Equity contract! I was very ex-
cited, surrounded by all that talent.” He
readily put down roots in the Twin Cit-
ies acting community, got an agent, and
promptly auditioned again at Chan for
Grease. “They offered me the lead, as
Danny. It was hugely exciting!” he re-
members. He then moved with the show
to the Pantages Theater in Downtown
Minneapolis—“like going on tour, a whole
different audience,” he adds.
Next came the lead (is this getting pre-
dictable, or what?) in Chanhassen’s Joseph.
“We made it campy, and had a whole lot of
fun with it,” Bujold notes. Plus, they paid
him to wear that knockout many-colored,
flowing, silken coat.
That’s about as good as it gets in Min-
nesota. Yet, an actor can’t help but muse:
“What if? Could I make it on Broadway?”
In September 2008, Bujold left for
New York City. He got an apartment, a
boyfriend, and an agent who found him
roles in commercial and TV work. “It was
good money, but not my passion,” he in-
sists. So, when the call came—again—that
Joseph was being reprised at Chan, it car-
ried with it that nigh-onto-30 decision.
Bujold is back for the long haul. He
shares, “Here, it’s less tense. I can sleep
better, there’s less competitiveness and
more support”—and a chance to audition
for a role in Footloose, to open at Chan
in January, a musical he compares with
Grease, set in book-burning, ban-the-
dancing Oklahoma.
Meanwhile, a chance to represent the
theater wearing his ubergorgeous Joseph
coat atop a VW convertible in this year’s
Twin Cities Pride Parade: “Here I was, in
Downtown Minneapolis, with my dearest
friends watching, so glad I’m back. My
boyfriend came, and so did his parents!”
As Bujold puts it, “I’ve always been
completely out. In college, in Fargo-
Moorhead, there were a lot of closeted
gays, which was an accepted part of the
[gay] culture. But how could they be true
to themselves that way? The message I
get from Joseph is: Have faith in yourself.”
And keep on auditioning.
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> Arts & Entertainment
“ You’ve got to love/To learn to live/Where angels fear
to tread/I did and I don’t regret the day
— The Pet Shop Boys
“The Sodom and Gomorrah Show”
”
The AIDS epidemic that characterized
the ’80s is reflected in “It Couldn’t Happen
Here,” based on a conversation between
Tennant and his best friend who died of
AIDS. The title refers to the friend’s denial
that the disease constituted the threat it was
and still is. “Being Boring and Your Funny
Uncle” also relate to Tennant’s friend.
Pet Shop Boys never used AIDS fears
as an excuse to retreat into an erotopho-
bic, puritanical sexual purview. In fact, they
have looked squarely at the problem of dec-
adence, which habitually is seen as a sexual
excess issue. However, it’s greed and thirst
for domination that spawns decadence,
promiscuity, and love’s destruction.
In “Decadence,” the duo are very clear:
“You’d better give up talking about money/
Begin thinking of love/If you want me to
come back/You’d better change.”
Decadence is called “fatal.” It’s certainly
a skeptical take on capitalism.
In marked contrast, “The Sodom and
Gomorrah Show” defies the clichéd, re-
ligiously indoctrinated view most people
have of decadence. Pet Shop Boys consider
Photo by Alasdair McLellan urban sexual exploration to be a potential
path to self-knowledge. In turn, it’s a take
on capitalism—not so judgmental.
Celebrity is major for Pet Shop Boys,
Pet Shop Boys Hit the State but not in a garish way that gets off on Paris
Hilton and tabloid follies. For instance,
“Vulnerable” has poignant insight on the
Gay Sensibility for Post-’80s Madness anguish simmering beneath the defensive-
[ by John Townsend ] ness of someone trapped in the public eye.
One suspects it’s perhaps a closeted gay man.
P
et Shop Boys are among that world. Those economic notions continue “The Night I Fell in Love” has drawn specu-
exceptional category of artists to “trickle down.” Pet Shop Boys caught lation that it refers to Eminem. Penned after
who exude a clearly gay sen- the zeitgeist then, and as evidenced in their the white rapper rationalized his homopho-
sibility, yet also connect on a latest album, the luminescent Yes, they have bic lyrics, this song involves a young male
profoundly deep level with not lost their timely touch. groupie who hooks up with his idol.
straight audiences. This gift goes beyond The early hit “West End Girls,” with Ultimately, what’s perhaps most disarm-
simply singing songs inclusive of both het- its sharp video take on class and gender— ing is Pet Shop Boys’s unabashed belief that
ero and homosexual experience. It’s how wherein women capture the imagination hope can weather despair, an extraordinary
Neil Tennant’s vocals live within Chris of East End (read: working class) Boys— idea nowadays. “Positive Role Model,” “Go
Lowe’s electronic musical sphere. Poeti- comes to mind. As well, “Let’s Make Lots West,” “Metamorphosis,” and “Legacy” as-
cally savvy observation is made expansive, of Money,” with its insinuation of mutual sert this empowering concept marvelously.
ethereal, and romantically epic. Listen to a gay exploitation, is a quintessential spoof Renewal and real transformation become
Pet Shop Boys tune, and you’re transported on ’80s greed and power. viscerally real possibilities.
to a shimmering dimension that sometimes That decade also saw, with the collapse
has the feel of the eternal. of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain,
September 11–24, 2009
One conflict the duo consistently reso- a consciousness shift, and its subsequent
PET SHOP BOYS
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G
et ready for romance. particularly, for her recitatives (the melodic
Minnesota Opera’s 2009-2010 season skips the exposition between the big-bang arias),
Johnson hints. “This Queen is multifacet-
hordes of elephants and ladies in horned helmets in fa- ed, not two-dimensional,” he declares.
vor of overpowering love—and because it’s opera, after La boheme is so uberpopular that it has
all, love leads to trouble, tears, and death: happy never after. been double-cast in order to extend its run.
Team 1: Lovebirds James Valenti and El-
Nothing’s more romantic than Bizet’s American premiere, and young tenor Jesus lie Dehn, last year’s equally ill-fated Romeo
The Pearl Fishers, set in “exotic” Ceylon, Garcia, who won a Tony for his role in Baz and Juliet, while “extraordinary” (John-
which opens the season September 25—it’s Luhrmann’s Boheme on Broadway.” Add, in son’s description) Adam Diegel and Jen-
a question of which will prevail: the love of Johnson’s words, a “fast-rising and supertall nifer Black alternate in the Parisian garret.
a guy for a guy (bring on the best duet in all young Italian conductor, Leonardo Vordo- Australian Director Justin Way joins Music
opera!), or for a gal. La boheme’s love story ni, making his Minnesota Opera debut, and Director Emmanuel Joel-Hornak, from
is a wildly popular tearjerker, so keep the you’ve got an escape into a hyperromantic France, in this international talent spree.
Kleenex handy. Casanova’s Homecoming of- place, a great kickoff to the season.” Finally, a new production of perhaps the
fers the tale, with a few comic inserts, of the Casanova’s Homecoming marks a home- world’s most sexy opera, Salome, with lovely
greatest lover of all time. Donizetti’s Roberto coming extraordinaire. It has been 25 years Russian temptress Mkada Khudoley shed-
Devereux paints the picture of love-gone-bad since Minnesota Opera premiered local ding her seven veils (while her stepdaddy
when the Earl of Essex (Roberto) two-times composer Dominick Argento’s gentle com- drools), and singing to big-voiced, body-
Queen Elizabeth I of England. And Salome, edy. It also marks Johnson’s own 25th anni- buffed baritone Jason Howard, who, John-
the season’s finale—talk about the dangers of versary with the company, and 25 years since son shares, “is not afraid to take his clothes
“just say no” when it comes to dealing with a the Ordway opened. Johnson enthuses, “It’s off.” (Hey, it’s darned hot in that cistern.)
sexually obsessed teenaged seductress. gorgeously written. It made a big impression All opera are sung in their original tongues,
As Artistic Director Dale Johnson says, on me that first year. We’re giving it a new, with English translations above the stage.
“It’s a very audience-friendly season”— sleek, Milano look.” John Fanning (remem- Again this season, you’re invited to
just what the doctor ordered (OK, your ber him in Tales of Hoffman?) will play Casa- partake in Out at the Opera events at the
banker) to get one’s mind off the economic nova, and Johnson notes that he’s “a terrific Downtown Minneapolis Opera Center that
tsunami. First-timers—opera virgins—are actor and a tour de force among baritones. have been, according to Johnson, “super-
in for a treat, and returning devotees will He’ll add a lot of oomph.” St. Paul Chamber well-attended.” As well, take in specially
swoon when they hear of the talent John- Orchestra will be in the pit. designated Ordway performance nights,
son has crisscrossed the globe to secure. Roberto Devereux represents Donizetti, with discounted tickets, invitations to pri-
September 11–24, 2009
For instance, fashion designer Zandra Rho- as Johnson observes, “well into his stride.” vate events, and meet-and-mingle happen-
des is dressing The Pearl Fishers with what It’s the first in Minnesota Opera’s promised ings, hosted in partnership with corporate
Johnson calls “an extravagant color scheme Tudor trilogy (keep tuned next season). Fi- diversity sponsors. Newcomers are espe-
that will knock your socks off. Wonderfully ery Brenda Harris sings Queen Elizabeth I, cially welcome. Seats are selling fast—and
witty, too. And, we’ve been lucky with the with Portuguese tenor Bruno Ribiero de- you won’t want to miss Mimi’s death rattle.
singers: Isabel Bayrakdarian, who originated buting as her treacherous lover. But enough For information, call (612) 333-6669, or
the soprano role in San Diego to a sold-out about him. It’s the Queen’s opera. Listen, visit <www.mnopera.org>.
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My Name is Rachel Corrie. Photo Courtesy of Emigrant Theater
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Arts & Entertainment > On the Record [ by Ed Huyck ]
THE LATEST IN the family’s WHEN ARCTIC MONKEYS AH, MORE MUSIC that LOCAL HIP-HOP ARTIST Ali-
country-music dynasty, Holly burst on the scene a few years sounds like the past. The cia Leafgreen certainly doesn’t
Williams displays the same ago, I absolutely hated them. folks in Ladyhawke—led by pull any punches here, on
set of skills that the famous The Sheffield band arrived with New Zealander Pip Brown— her debut EP from earlier in
men of her clan have shown tons of hype, but to my ears, sound like a mix of Blondie the year. She keeps her mes-
through the decades: musical they just were aping Oasis, with- and New Order, with the sages clear, be it looking
passion, a deft touch while out actually going back and lis- mixed results you might ex- for the ladies (a good chunk
singing, and an ability to sing tening to all the acts that group pect from such a combina- of the songs here), or try-
about sorrow without getting was, ahem, inspired by for their tion. On the upside, the band ing to make a broader state-
maudlin. On her debut, she tunes. Something strange hap- cer tainly recreates the mu- ment about love and peace
showcases all this on a tight, pened on Arctic Monkeys’s way sical vibe of the era, as the (“A.D.I.D.A.S.”). The music has
11-song collection. Penning to the scrap heap, however. tunes are loaded with vintage a spare, 1980s vibe to it—
most of the songs herself, The tunes got more interesting, synths and catchy popcraft perhaps not surprising, as the
she runs through plenty of and the lyrics—mainly about that defined the time. The legendary Dr. Fink (look at your
familiar territory: heartbreak, life away from the limelight in bouncy and fun tunes would early Prince records…he’s the
heartbreak, and some extra working-class England—came be great for dancing (skinny guy in scrubs) produced the
heartbreak, with a bit of Je- into sharper focus. The band’s tie optional). On the down- six-song effort. All this gives
sus thrown in (“Without Jesus third album continues that side, they don’t bring enough the collection a definite electro
Here With Me,” about a dev- trend, sporting a tougher, clas- fresh good to the par ty to vibe à la Peaches. And believe
astating car wreck she and sic rock sound that offers a separate themselves from me, nothing’s wrong in bringing
her sister were in a few years looser backdrop for singer Alex the pack. The trouble here— Peaches to mind in your music.
ago that they barely survived). Turner’s stories. The songs are as with any retro outfit—is That comes into focus on the
Sometimes, the music is a bit infused with additional influ- that I can still listen to vin- pulsating epic “I Got My Saw-
too slick, trading the heart of ences, such as the bossa nova tage Blondie and New Order. wed Off.” Leafgreen’s dedica-
traditional country for the less- beat on opener “My Propeller” Through this 17-song collec- tion to old school doesn’t end
interesting realm of pop. She that shows additional growth. tion, enough highlights keep with this EP. She plans to issue
ends it all with a striking cover The band still hangs onto a the listener’s attention, and a free mix tape via <www.mys
of Neil Young’s “Birds,” a few too many coattails—first a trio of acoustic tracks (bo- pace.com/whitelesbianrap
September 11–24, 2009
good fit for Williams, showcas- single “Cry Lighting” could be nus cuts for the US release) per> in the near future, where
ing her solid voice and, more a Franz Ferdinand outtake— do a fine job of showing off she’ll rap over classic hip-hop
importantly, deep understand- but it’s fresh enough to stay on the band’s real chops. instrumentals by the likes of
ing of the song. the radar. Public Enemy.
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Arts & Entertainment |
[ by E.B. Boatner ]
One Voice
Mixed Chorus
Presents Unsilenced
O
ne Voice Mixed Chorus (OVMC),
Minnesota’s GLBT and straight-
allies chorus; local synagogues
Shir Tikvah, Bet Shalom, and Temple
Israel; and the Tretter Collection at the
University of Minnesota will present Un-
silenced: GLBT and Jewish Voices of the Holo-
caust, a concert commemorating the expe-
rience of individuals in the Holocaust.
In preparation, OVMC Artistic Direc-
tor Jane Ramseyer Miller worked with the
Tretter Collection, the largest archive of
GLBT Holocaust materials outside of
Berlin; music directors of Shir Tikvah and
Bet Shalom; and historians and musicolo-
gists of the Holocaust Museums in Chi-
cago and Washington, DC.
Unsilenced’s highlight is Donald Mc-
Cullough’s Holocaust Cantata, a 13-move-
ment work with text written by concentration
camp prisoners. Two additional movements
using Holocaust stories of GLBT persons
were commissioned by OVMC.
Janet Horvath, Associate Principal Cello
with the Minnesota Orchestra, who is fea-
tured soloist for Holocaust Cantata, also will
perform Max Bruch’s setting of Kol Nidre, a
traditional prayer for the Day of Atonement.
Horvath’s parents were concentration camp
survivors. Her musician father performed
throughout six years in various camps.
Unsilenced includes German cabaret
music familiar to Berlin’s GLBT commu-
nity of the time; “Dicke Luft,” commis-
sioned by a gay man in Sachsenhausen,
written by a Polish musician, and paid for
with one-and-a-half pieces of bread; and
the contemporary “Not in My Town,”
concerning Montana citizens who fought
anti-Semitic acts in their community.
Local concerts will be performed with
synagogue choirs from Shir Tikvah and
Beth Shalom (Minnetonka) joining to per-
form Holocaust Cantata.
September 11–24, 2009
JAN. 30
TEMPLE ISRAEL, MINNEAPOLIS
WITH POSTPERFORMANCE DISCUSSION
JAN. 31
HOPKINS HIGH SCHOOL
WITH POSTPERFORMANCE DISCUSSION
<WWW.OVMC.ORG>
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> Home & Yard Boulevard
#7
corrugated metal siding, as well
as high fly-ash concrete, and we
#7
farm the flat roof between the
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recognition. More about the
BLEND Awards is available at #9
<www.blendaward.org>.
Mark Larson, AIA, says, “We
planned the porch spaces around
furniture and function with the
same care that interior spaces are
organized. They are an extension
of the house like outdoor rooms.
You don’t have to rent a tent for
a great backyard party even if the
forecast calls for rain.”
light and open feel, with walls in-
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a substantial rolling door. In the
HOME #9 kitchen, custom walnut cabinetry
The Edgewater, 1805 West Lake sets off a wall of intricately pat-
Street, Unit 503, Minneapolis terned hexagonal tile. Highly con-
Designed by Gabriel Keller, trasted materials and meticulous
Assoc. AIA; Kristine Anderson, details come together in the design
Assoc. AIA; and Lars Peterssen, AIA of this warm and modern loft.
Domain Architecture & Design, Inc. Gabriel Keller, Assoc. AIA,
#6 (612) 870-7507
<www.domainarch.com>
says, “All of the materials that
we used on the project are both
Photos by Kristine Anderson exceptional and unique. These
... [Homes by Architects]
The apartment at the Edgewa-
materials are woven together to
form a story of modern living—
‘barn’ (home) and the ‘granary’ a 2009 BLEND award recipient. ter in Uptown has two bedrooms,
(garage). At present, we’re ex- The BLEND Award encourages that it can be contemporary, yet
floor-to-ceiling windows, and a still be incredibly comfortable
ploring the fine art of the harvest, and rewards builders, architects, private terrace offering stunning
and onsite containment of rain- and homeowners to blend newly and warm. The homeowner de-
views of Lake Calhoun. Floors of scribed his initial vision for the
water with rain chains, gardens remodeled or constructed homes old-growth oak reclaimed from
and barrels, French drains, and a and businesses into the fabric of space, and then stepped back
Lake Superior flow through every and entrusted his design team to
400-gallon livestock tank.” Southwest Minneapolis neigh- room of the home. Striking slabs
borhoods. A jury of industry create something that ultimately
of live-edge walnut provide fo- exceeded his expectations. There
////////////////////////////////////////// professionals and neighborhood cal points throughout, while the were a number of materials and
residents will select projects for elevated master suite maintains a
HOME #6 design moves that were hard to
4623 Humboldt Avenue South imagine until the home was com-
Minneapolis pleted. The patterned concrete
Designed by Mark Larson, AIA, backsplash tile in the kitchen was
and Ryan Bicek, AIA especially difficult to envision,
Rehkamp Larson Architects, Inc. and the homeowner was ecstatic
(612) 285-7275 at the results.”
<www.rehkamplarson.com>
Photos by Mark Larson //////////////////////////////////////////
The design creates an open HOME #12
and casual living space, while 2425 Huntington Avenue South
preserving the original form of St. Louis Park
the home. With a growing fam- Original home and guesthouse
ily, the homeowners needed more designed by Charles Stinson, AIA
open space, and with many form Charles R. Stinson, Architects
restrictions, the bulk of the addi- (952) 473-9503
tion needed to take place in the <www.crsarch.com>
back of the home. The expanded Photos by Peter Bastianelli-Kerze
kitchen features a fireplace, and
a new master suite and fam- Overlooking Cedar Lake,
September 11–24, 2009
ily room allow for ample living with a distant view of the Min-
space. A wrap-around back porch neapolis skyline, the urban home
and covered front porch create represents two phases of archi-
a connection to the outdoors. tecture. The original home is a
The completely renovated lower
level gives the home even more
#9 floating modern cube with raised
living areas. The recently com-
functionality. This home is also pleted second phase consists
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HOMES AND ARCHITECTS FEATURED
ON THE 2009 TOUR
SMSQ Architects, Inc. #11 2584 Upton Avenue South
#1 16538 Goodhue Avenue Minneapolis, MN 55405
Nerstrand, MN 55053 Deborah Everson, AIA
Steven Edwins, AIA
Charles R. Stinson, Architects
ALTUS Architecture + Design #12 2545 Huntington Avenue
#2 4869 Dominica Way West Minneapolis, MN 55416
Apple Valley, MN 55124 Charles Stinson, AIA
Tim Alt, AIA, CID
#13 1316 Tyrol Trail
CITYDESKSTUDIO, Inc. Golden Valley MN 55416
#3 5324 Chowen Avenue South Wayne Branum, AIA
Minneapolis, MN 55410
Bob Ganser, AIA Acacia Architects, LLC
#14 1845 Hampshire Lane North
Choice Wood Company Minneapolis, MN 55427
#4 5316 Russell Avenue South Jeremiah Battles, AIA
#16 Minneapolis, MN 55410
Leffert Tigelaar, AIA Albertsson Hansen Architecture, Ltd.
#15 708 North 1st Street
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McMonigal Architects, LLC Minneapolis, MN 55401
#5 1115 West Minnehaha Parkway Christine Albertsson, AIA
tered the building’s standard floor enjoyed a recurring relationship. Minneapolis, MN 55419
plan to create a more livable and We strove to take the maximum Rosemary McMonigal, AIA David Heide Design Studio
modern interior space. Unique advantage of the remarkable sit- #16 215 10th Avenue South
Rehkamp Larson Architects, Inc. Minneapolis, MN 55415
designs integrate speakers into ting and the views. The river was #6 4623 Humboldt Avenue South Mark Nelson, AIA
cabinet doors, while bathroom a great inspiration for the design Minneapolis, MN 55419
tile and a curved soffit mimic the of the residence. From the use of Mark Larson, AIA Nguyen Architects, Inc.
aesthetics of the landmark bridge. the cool, silvery blue and warm #17 3341 46th Avenue South
brown color palette to the shim- #7 4140 Vincent Avenue South Minneapolis, MN 55406
These examples portray sensible
Minneapolis, MN 55410 Tan Nguyen, AIA
and modern design incorporated mering qualities of the glass tile Eric Odor, AIA
in this warm, inviting space. and stainless steel, many of the #18 97 Cambridge Street
Mark Nelson, AIA, says, “The materials are a metaphor for wa- #8 3841 York Avenue South St Paul, MN 55105
concept for our design of this ter. From the vantage point of the Minneapolis, MN 55410 Kelly Davis, AIA
unit was to provide living spaces residence, the owner also enjoys David O’Brien Wagner, AIA
Rafferty Rafferty Tollefson Lindeke
that are timeless and durable. spectacular views of the Down- Domain Architecture + Design, Inc. Architects, Inc.
These attributes allow the spaces town skyline combined with a #9 1805 West Lake Street #19 3750 Big Fox Road
to endure, and reduce the need more intimate connection to the Minneapolis, MN 55408 Gem Lake, MN 55110
for remodeling and replacement Guthrie Theater. All this, and Deborah Everson, AIA Craig Rafferty, FAIA
of materials over time. We strove Gold Medal Park stretches out
#10 2720 Kenilworth Place SALA Architects, Inc.
to create an environment that in the foreground as if it were a
Minneapolis, MN 55405 #20 448 Park Avenue
was comfortable and dynamic, private front yard!” Mark Larson, AIA Mahtomedi, MN 55115
yet sensitive to the world around Peter Zenner, Homeowner, Meghan Kell Cornell, AIA
it. We used stone and natural says, “Location was a very im-
materials throughout the design, portant factor in deciding on a
reducing our reliance on man- new home. After years of living
made products, and promoting. in a Victorian home in Uptown, I
recyclability. The cabinetry and wanted to experience true Down-
millwork was produced locally town living with a focus on spec-
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products. We also specified low town skyline and the Mississippi
VOC material and finishes were River. My new space incorporates HOMES BY ARCHITECTS
possible to reduce airborne con- many of the newest technologies, September 19 & 20
taminants and provide a healthy including unobtrusive lighting Tickets:
and a hidden sound system for • $25 in advance—available online—through Noon on September 18
environment. Recycled materials
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36
Big Gay News >
[ Written & Compiled by Bradley Traynor ]
LOCAL NEWS
DISTRICT URGED TO
DISCIPLINE TEACHERS IN
ANTIGAY BULLYING CASE
Community members concerned about
a recent case of antigay harassment toward
a high school student attended a school
board meeting in August to voice their
frustration. The Minnesota Department
of Human Rights alleges that teachers
Walter Filson and Diane Cleveland made
antigay comments about 17-year-old Alex
Merritt’s perceived homosexuality. Earlier
in August, the Anoka-Hennepin County
School District decided to settle the case
with a $25,000 payment to Merritt’s fam-
ily. Many of those at the meeting asked
the district to discipline the teachers in
question. Organizer Adam Fairbanks told
reporters, “We’re hoping they will take
steps to fire the two teachers, or they’ll re-
sign.” School board members told the St.
Paul Pioneer Press they believed the district
acted appropriately under its current poli-
cies and state statutes.
National News
NATIONAL NEWS
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Just what its name says. Fabulous DJs Saloon <www.jtsbarandgrill.net>
reprise the best of the ’70s through ’90s. Long regarded as Minneapolis’s cutting-edge
dance club, with friendly staff and THE MAIN CLUB
05 GLADIUS discerning customers. WI 1217 Tower Ave., Superior
1111 Hennepin Ave., Mpls. Fire Bar & Grill (715) 392-1756
(612) 332-9963 Moderately priced fine dining in a <www.mainclubsuperior.com>
<www.gladiusbar.com> beautiful space Thursday-Sunday. Fabulous
Opening soon. Worth the wait! The New cocktails. Reservations: (612) 850-2510.
York Chic of Minneapolis.
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Bar Scene > Bartender Spotlight [ by George Holdgrafer ]
▼
J WHO
O Josh
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WHAT
Recipe: Dirty Banana
2 parts Bacardi Rum
2 parts Creme de Banane
1 part Kahlua
Splash of Amaretto
Splash of Cream
Shake. Pour as shot or on the rocks.
WHEN
Sun., Mon. • 9 PM-2 AM
Wed. • 4-9 PM
WHERE
Camp
490 N. Robert St., St. Paul
(651) 292-1844
<www.camp-bar.net>
WHY
“It’s a very friendly spot. Great drinks. Lots of entertainment.
Most nights of the week are rockin’.”
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Bar Scene > Leather Life [ by Steve Lenius ]
two magazine articles, and I’ve been work- exercising my brain all the time in a way
ing as a bartender at the local leather bar. that makes me enjoy people with fantastic What will you be doing at Gaylaxicon?
It’s a way to keep my mind fresh, and not names and interesting costumes, often who I expect I will be doing some panel
get burnt out on any one thing. are battling each other, or have feuds, or presentations, perhaps a reading, and au-
are working for greater peace in the galaxy. tograph sessions. I’ll be available to meet
Do you try to tie all your different There’s good and evil. There are all the and talk with people, and in the evenings,
projects together, or do you keep them same tropes that any kind of fiction, or even hopefully, I’ll get to go out and see some
separate? history, has. It’s just that they’re dressed up, of the area’s nightlife, and leathermen and
There’s an incredible amount of crossover and put into a more exciting realm, whether leatherwomen, and get to mix and mingle
between the world of the fantastic—i.e., sci- that realm is a superhero setting, or an out- as much as I can.
ence fiction, fantasy, and horror—and the er space galaxy, or a world of fantasy…
world of fetish. People in the fetish world use
their imagination in a way that enhances their …or a bunch of Tom of Finland guys. <WWW.GAYLAXICON2009.ORG>.
<WWW.ANDYMANGELS.COM>.
sex life and their social life, whereas people Yeah. The leather realm is not far off
September 11–24, 2009
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Bar Scene > Bar Calendar
For club addresses, phone numbers, and Web Total DiscTraction SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
sites, see "Bar Advertiser Guide" on page 40. 9 PM. Town House. Olde Tymers Party
For other events, see <LavenderMagazine.com/
4 PM. Town House.
calendar>.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 Mr. Mayhem Hot Legs Contest
Minnesota Storm Patrol Night
8 PM. Rumours.
5 PM. Minneapolis Eagle.
Brawl of America Pub Crawl & Dance
TNT Show
11 PM. Rumours.
9 PM. Town House.
Booby Trap
Leather Dress Code Night
Bolt Underground
Bolt Underground
Drag Show
Triangle of Hope Benefit for
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
Imperial Court of Minnesota Duluth-Superior HIV/AIDS Groups
Picnic & Membership Drive 10 PM. The Main Club. Superior, WI.
2 PM. 19 Bar.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20
Jimmy Martin
Singles Pool Tournament
7 PM. Tickles.
4 PM. 19 Bar.
Aaron Keith Stewart
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
Gary Collins 7 PM. Tickles.
5 PM. Tickles.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
Gary Collins Girth and Mirth Twin Cities
Gary Collins
5 PM. Tickles. Chub Bar Night
5 PM. Tickles.
Minneapolis Move Bears 7 PM. Gay 90’s.
Lure: Ultimate Lesbian Party
Bar Night Hips ’N Lips Drag Show
9 PM. Rumours.
7 PM. Innuendo. 9 PM. Rumours.
Drag King Minnesota Pageant
September 11–24, 2009
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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
Bear Night
8 PM. Bolt Underground.
11th Anniversary Celebration
Minneapolis Eagle
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
Jimmy Martin & Dee Noah
7 PM. Tickles.
Monica West Farewell Reception/Show
8 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.
11th Anniversary Celebration
Minneapolis Eagle
ONGOING
Ongoing
MONDAYS
Game Night
9 PM. Innuendo.
Karaoke with Dana
9 PM. Town House.
Men’s Night: Male Dancers
9:30 PM. Piano Lounge. Town House.
Karaoke with Killer B’s
10 PM. Gay 90’s.
Hard Monday
Saloon
TUESDAYS
Mega Bingo
Benefits MS Society
6:30 PM. Gay 90’s.
Team Trivia
8:30 PM. Innuendo.
Karaoke with Killer B’s
9 PM. Saloon.
Karaoke with John
9 PM. Town House.
Diamond Diva Drag Show
10 PM. Gay 90’s.
Fiesta Latina
10 PM. Saloon.
WEDNESDAYS
Bango with Mother Pearl
Benefits The Aliveness Project
5:30 PM. Saloon.
Debbie Duncan
8 PM. Camp.
Drag Show
9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.
September 11–24, 2009
Karaoke
10 PM. Bolt.
Hump Night: Male Dancers
Saloon
THURSDAYS
Trivia with Carl
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Saloon
Mega Bingo
Benefits MS Society
6:30 PM. Gay 90’s.
Progressive Bingo
Benefits The Aliveness Project
8 PM. Bolt.
Chamber
9 PM. Bolt Underground.
Drag Show
9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.
Karaoke with John
9 PM. Innuendo.
Pumps and Pearls Drag Revue
10 PM. Town House.
Boys Night Out
Saloon
FRIDAYS
Erin Schwab
6 PM. Camp.
Karaoke with Twyla
9 PM. Piano Lounge. Town House.
Drag Show:
Red Carpet with Candi Stratton
9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.
Male Dancers
10 PM. Gay 90’s.
Mineshaft
Bolt Underground
Wet! Male Dancers
Saloon
SATURDAYS
Jeff Olson
8 PM. Tickles.
Lori Dokken & Friends
9 PM. Piano Lounge. Town House.
Drag Show
9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.
Male Dancers
10 PM. Innuendo/Rumours.
Male Dancers
10 PM. Gay 90’s.
SUNDAYS
Showtunes
5 PM. Bolt.
Karaoke with John & Trover
7 PM. Piano Lounge. Town House.
Mia Dorr
8 PM. Camp.
Karaoke with Jamie & Jeremy
9 PM. Innuendo.
Pumps and Pearls Drag Revue
9 PM. Town House.
September 11–24, 2009
Drag Show
9:30 PM. La Femme Show Lounge. Gay 90’s.
Amateur Shower Contest
11 PM. Saloon.
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Cuisine > Off the Eaten Path
I
t wasn’t my first trip to El Meson, although quite some 4-6 PM, where tapas ranges from just $3 to $5.
time had passed since I last dined there. Looking back And the tapas—oh, the tapas! El Meson’s small plates seem
on the experience, I can’t explain why I have been ab- to offer a little something more in terms of depth and com-
sent. The location is convenient; the food and service plexity than one may find elsewhere. Cantapalitos ($7.95) of-
always are memorable; the prices are more than fair; and fers a smoky, tangy kick, thanks to sherry vinaigrette, grilled
the Spanish and Caribbean flavors are a welcome departure from chorizo, sautéed artichoke hearts, and sweet onions. For some
the Italian/French/Asian culinary hub. My inability to provide reason, the only taste descriptor sticking as I write this, a day
some rational excuse for my unintentional disregard of the place later, is that it mimics a kind of sausage slaw.
almost has me trying to find fault with El Meson, much like a Gambas al Ajillo ($8.95), also from the tapas menu, pro-
lover who secretly is nursing a fear of commitment. vides a very approachable introduction to El Meson’s clear
Soon after restauranteur Erin Ungerman starts us off with a specialty, which is fresh seafood. Shrimp, sautéed with white
glass of Rosado Brut ($7/$24)—a Spanish dry sparkling red wine wine, garlic, and parsley, are plated so nicely that they are
that simultaneously exudes both innocence and a playful wit—I almost too pretty to eat.
realize the only fault has been mine. On behalf of such inatten- From the entradas list, we were treated to Croquetas
September 11–24, 2009
tive lovers the world over, let me offer my humble apology. ($8.95)—two pleasantly portly crab cakes with roasted red
Fortunately, El Meson tempers such introspection with pepper sauce, garnished with apple and fennel. Jerk seasoning
an excellent wine selection, including a velvety smooth Mon- gives the cakes an unexpected twist and a bit of heat.
tecillo Rioja ($37). Most bottles of wine are half-price Sunday Next, Ceviche ($10.95), which was absolutely incredible, and
through Thursday, with a minimum food purchase of $25. one of the favorite tastes of the evening. Bursting with lime, and
Incredible deals also can be found on the happy hour menu, rich with the juices of blanched shrimp, scallops, calamari, and hal-
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Cuisine > Nutrition
[ by Darin Schwinkendorf ]
Healthier
Treats
S
ome people get the impression
that “health-nuts” never eat or
drink anything not considered
“healthy.” That’s nonsense, and
it severely would limit the won-
derful, complex variety of tastes available to
us. Although I consider myself, and many
of those around me, extremely health-con-
scious, room always exists for a tasty treat
every now and again. This is not to say that
we cannot put a healthy spin on some of the
classics and/or make up our own health-
promoting so-called “forbidden” foods. I
can tell you two things for certain:
(1) Getting out of a “treat” habit is dif-
ficult to accomplish.
(2) Once out of a “treat” habit, or once
a healthier alternative (just as tasty!) is
introduced, the old “treat” rarely will be
desired.
Most health-conscious people do eat
dessert. We also eat other gut-bombs,
such as pizza, etc. However, it is a rather
rare occasion, and the food/drink has to be
the most tasty, scrumptious piece of satis-
faction in order to go near it. I, for one, do
not mess around with something that only
would provide me mediocre satisfaction.
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“GREEK DESIRE”
Mix about one cup of fat-free Greek
yogurt (I like Oikos Plain) with one scoop
of vanilla whey protein powder. (I have not
tried chocolate or other flavors, but I am sure
it also would taste good). I choose Greek
yogurt, because it has about three times the
protein content of regular yogurt. I choose
the plain version, because it has essentially
no sugar. The vanilla whey protein takes
out what I would consider the “awkward”
flavor of just plain Greek yogurt, and turns
it into a fabulous vanilla-flavored Greek
yogurt that is both high in protein and low
in sugar. To this concoction, I add roughly
one cup of red grapes (other fruit works as
well—whatever you like); one cup of plain
fiber one cereal (this gives it loads of fiber
and bulk—be careful, though, as my body
is adapted to super-high fiber contents);
and a touch of cinnamon (actually, more
like a load for me, as I love cinnamon). I
know it sounds weird, and you are wonder-
ing what I was thinking when I discovered
this little clique, but trust me, try it before
you say another word. Feel free to put your
own spin on it to cater to your needs and
desires. I do not even consider this dessert.
I eat it for breakfast on nearly a daily basis!
That, a small square of dark chocolate, and
a cup (clearing throat noises...I mean pot)
of coffee are what I look forward to each
and every morning.
“PEANUT-BUTTER FREAK”
OK. I am a peanut-butter freak. I could
eat it plain, or on just about anything. I
know other peanut-butter freaks are out
there, so this one is for you. Take any type
of whole-wheat tortilla. Spread about two
tablespoons of peanut butter onto the tor-
tilla. Follow this by spreading fat-free cool
whip over the peanut butter. Fold it up,
and enjoy! This is one of the most simple,
yet very tasty, treats that my brother got
me hooked on. Again, I love cinnamon, so
I sprinkle some into the mix as well.
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Dining Guide Listing |
AVERAGE PRICE OF A TYPICAL ENTREE
$ LESS THAN $15, $$ $15-$25, $$$ MORE THAN $25
ANDY’S GARAGE $
American
Classic American diner serving burgers, fresh-cut
fries and malts.
Lunch, Dinner
920 E. Lakes St., Minneapolis (612) 886-2602
Mon – Sat: 10 AM – 8 PM, Sun: 11 AM – 6 PM
DANCING GANESHA $$
Contemporary Indian
We would like you to come & enjoy our novel Indian
cuisines in an extraordinary ambiance.
Lunch, Dinner
1100 Harmon Pl., Minneapolis (612) 388-1877
Mon – Sat: 11 AM – 2 PM, 4 PM – 10:30 PM • Sun: 11
AM – 2 PM, 5 PM – 9 PM
ELSIE’S $
American
New banquet room and cozy bar for private parties.
Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner
729 Marshall St. NE, Minneapolis (612) 378-9701
Mon – Thurs: 6 AM – 11 PM • Fri: 6 AM – 12 AM
• Sat: 8 AM – 12 AM • Sun: 8 AM – 11 PM
Lunch, Dinner
2513 Central Ave. NE, Minneapolis (612) 781-2627 or
(612) 870-6104 for Midtown
Mon – Thurs: 9 AM – 10 PM (May – Sept) and 9 AM – 9 PM
(Oct – April) • Fri – Sat: 9 AM – 11 PM • Sun: 9 AM – 9 PM
KINDEE THAI $
Thai
This isn’t your traditional everyday Thai restaurant.
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Lunch, Dinner
719 S. 2nd St., Minneapolis (612) 465-8303
Mon: Closed • Tues – Thurs: 11:30 AM – 9 PM • Fri:
11:30 AM – 10:30 PM • Sat: 11 AM – 10:30 PM • Sun:
11 AM – 9 PM
MANNY’S TORTAS $
Mexican
Gourmet Mexican sandwiches and fabulous desserts.
Lunch, Dinner
1515 E. Lake (Mercado Central) (612) 728-5408
Daily: 8 AM – 8 PM
2700 E. Lake (Coliseum Building) (612) 728-1778
Mon – Thurs: 10 AM – 10 PM • Fri – Sat: 10 AM – 11
PM • Sun: 10 AM – 4 PM
920 E. Lake (Midtown Global Market) (612) 870-1820
Mon – Sat: 10 AM – 8 PM, Sun: 11 AM – 6 PM
SUSHI TANGO $$
Japanese
Exciting and eccentric mix of Japanese cuisine and
Uptown attitude.
Lunch, Dinner
Calhoun Square, (612) 822-7787
Mon – Wed: 5 PM – 1 AM • Thurs – Sun: Noon – 1 AM
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Out in the Stars |
[ by Charlene Lichtenstein ]
58
LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23)
If you are smart, you can use the period to amass a for-
tune of goodwill…along with some fairly good sound
financial advice. If you can focus on the bottom line,
some are ready to help you wring more profit from your
bone-dry accounts. Of course, some practical, proud
Lions would rather just marry wealthy. Keep dreaming.
© 2009 THE STARRY EYE, LLC. All Rights Reserved. For Enter-
tainment Purposes Only. Lichtenstein’s blog <www.thestarry-
eye.typepad.com/newage> is all things New Age. Her astrol-
ogy book HerScopes: A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians is the
best in tongue-in-cheek astrology.
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Business Profile |
Accounting_________ Chiropractic________
[ by Heidi Fellner ]
BETH RICHARDSON
Adult Products_____
Computer Sales & Services
Astrology__________
Event Planning______
Barbers___________
B
uying or selling a home is
likely to be the largest finan-
Financial Services___ cial transaction Americans
make in their lives. However,
Beth Richardson, a realtor
with RE/MAX Results, often finds that a
customer may have a more thorough in-
terview with a potential hairdresser.
Richardson says, “Most people don’t
ask many questions of their real estate
agent about how long they’ve been at it, or
how many transactions they do. I’ve been
at it for 18 years, and I do between 60 and
100 deals a year.”
On average, the number of deals a real-
tor makes is closer to eight a year.
Beauty & Relaxation _ For Richardson, real estate is a full-
time job. She encourages her clients to
consider the long-term value of a property
very carefully.
As Richardson explains, “I think the
biggest mistake that people make when
they don’t have good service—meaning
good help in terms of guidance in real
estate—is remembering that they need
to sell this property when they get done
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Home Services___ Home Services___ [ LavenderMagazine.com ]
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11
South Central Minnesota Pride. Taking Pride to the
south, Mankato is hosting South Central Minnesota
Pride. For the past eight years, Mankato has given
GLBT residents of Southern Minnesota a reason to
celebrate, and this year is no exception, with a kickoff
“Queeraoke” party. For a full list of fun-filled events
for the weekend, visit <www.scmnpride.org>. Sept.
11-13. Mankato, MN.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
Meet Thom Bierdz. Thom Bierdz, actor from The
Young And the Restless and author of Forgiving Troy,
will be showcasing his artwork, and talking about his
very diverse talents, in a once-in-a-lifetime-chance
showcase. 4-7 PM. Jean Stephen Galleries, 917 Nicol-
let Mall, Mpls. (612) 338-4333. <www.jeanstephengal-
leries.com>.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
GLBT Host Home Program Informational Meeting.
On any given night in Minnesota, approximately 200
GLBT youth are homeless and living on the streets.
With the help of Avenues for Homeless Youth, some of
them can be given temporary shelter and a new start.
If you’d like more information about this program, at-
tend either of their upcoming meetings. Sept. 15, 6-8
PM. Hosmer Library, 347 E. 36th St., Mpls. <www.hclib.
org>. Sept. 17, 6-8 PM. Midtown YWCA, 2121 E. Lake
St., Mpls. <www.ywca-minneapolis.org>.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
The Importance of Being Earnest. The classic Oscar
Wilde tale of Jack Worthing and Algernon Moncrieff
tells the story of young carefree dandies who each
have created an imaginary character so that they may
visit their loves, and win their hearts, but not every-
thing works out as they plan. Through Nov. 8. Guthrie
Theater, 818 S. 2nd St., Mpls. (612) 377-2224. <www.
Insurance__________ guthrietheater.org>.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
Becky’s New Car. Join in for a night of wistfulness,
as a socially inept millionaire falls for Becky at first
sight, and her life begins to take some unexpected
turns—much to the dismay of her husband, Joe. This
September 11–24, 2009
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
Super Monkey. This impressive tale of an elite group
of individuals living in a modern urban condominium
and the people who serve them tells the universal sto-
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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
Ladyhawke. European sensation and sultry vocalist
Ladyhawke is bringing her infectious hooks and synth
melodies to the Twin Cities for one night only. Don’t
miss this up-and-coming GLBT icon. 9 PM. Fine Line
Music Café, 318 1st Ave. N., Mpls. (612) 338-8100.
<www.finelinemusic.com>.
Real Estate_________
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
The Hartford 5K PACE Race for Prostate Cancer
Awareness. With one in six men affected in their
lifetime by prostate cancer, a simple blood test can
help save lives. Join in, and help raise awareness in
this horrible cancer. 9 AM. Lake Nokomis, Mpls. (651)
688-9143. <pacerace.org>.
Walk for Water. Give Us Wings is hosting a 5K walk
to help raise funds for Nyaoga villagers who trek hours
along an eight-mile path to severely polluted, cholera-
infested Lake Victoria, their only water source. With
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Brief |
Real Estate_________ Arts
Business Opportunities
the cooking and food selection, remarks, Must be willing to travel to all Bigos locations
occasionally and work occasional evenings
“We’re dedicated to serving any number and weekends. Minimum of Associates
of customers who are on the go, and want Degree in Business or related exp. 5-7 years
to eat well. We’ll mix up the menu, and sales and Property Management experience.
Previous experience in an apartment lease-
also serve regular favorites. Ultimately, we up environment preferred. Send resumes to
are a one-stop shop for this whole part of lzacher@tbigos.com or fax to (763) 367-7151.
Please include salary requirements. EOE.
Downtown.”
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Classifieds
Events Real Estate Rental-Residential
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level, spacious 2 BR, nicely remodeled,
garage, laundry included. Near downtown, on
busline. Pets negotiable. $800 plus utilities.
Available now. (612) 781-5952
CARAG Neighborhood - Totally renovated 3
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woodwork, ceiling fans, blinds throughout.
Kitchen: stainless sink; microwave, dishwasher.
BA: marble tile. Formal dining room with built-
ins. Laundry, storage. Classic brick, stucco
exterior, wrought iron fence, refraining wall.
Heated garage available. Blocks from Rose
Garden/Harriet/Calhoun. No pets/smoking.
MUST SEE. Available now. $1400 plus utilities.
(612) 282-1500.
Roommates
SW MPLS - share large 3 BR, 2 BA with
Health/Fitness Psychotherapy single, professional, responsible but fun
47 year-old female. Close (not too close) to
Dan Maki, MA, LMFT – Individual, Couples freeway, Southdale area, 12 blocks to Lk.
501 FIT. Strength with Class. Improve your Harriet. $600 month includes utilities, DirecTV,
life. Fun, Effective and Affordable Strength and Family Therapy. Helping people build
confidence, hope and fulfillment in life and garage and monthly housekeeper. Room has
Training Classes. Try “1” Class for FREE! 501 hardwood floors & a large closet. Furnished
Washington Ave. S. 3rd Fl., Minneapolis, MN. relationships. Offices in Uptown Minneapolis
and the South Metro. (952) 936-2800. www. or unfurnished. No smoking. No pets. (612)
(612) 767-4415. www.501fit.com. 730-5349.
CareMinders® Home Care. Customized danmaki.com.
IRENE GREENE, MSEd, Psychotherapist: Share 3 BR quiet S. Mpls home with 2 guys.
Services To Meet Individual Needs in: Carpeted upper bedroom, busline, hardwood
Skilled Nursing, Live-In Care, Respite Care, 24 years experience. Individual, Couples
Counseling, Mediation. Life changes, floors, cable, internet, laundry, Nice walkable
Medication Reminders, Meal Preparation, neighborhood. No smoking/pets. $300 + 1/3
Light Housekeeping, Companion Care, relationship, gender, sexuality, parenting,
anger, anxiety, depression. Coming Out, utilites & deposit. (612) 866- 2339.
Transportation. Caregivers screened by
industry exclusive 12-point background check. Sexual Abuse, DID Groups. Sliding fee.
(612) 435-7140. www.careminders.com. Professional, nonjudgmental, confidential.
(612) 874-6442. irenegreene@earthlink.net.
Spa Services
THE SPA by PetertGlaser@yahoo.com. 2736
Home Furnishings Real Estate Hennepin, UPTOWN. 612.986.4929 Catering
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Ms. Behavior© |
[ by Meryl Cohn ]
Single Katie
Dear Ms. Behavior:
Years ago, I used excellent advice from
your book Do What I Say: Ms. Behavior’s
Guide to Gay and Lesbian Etiquette to pre-
pare for falling in love. It worked. My re-
lationship lasted 10 years. Eventually, my
partner and I grew apart, and broke up.
Unfortunately, when I searched for
your book, so that I once again could pre-
pare for love, I found that my partner had
taken it. She refuses to give it back, claim-
ing she needs it more than I do.
Could you give us an excerpt in your
column?
—Single Katie
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nous cling-on. The warm, liquid feeling
in your lover’s presence becomes a drug
that both awakens you, and gives you a
sensation of sleepy calm. Your sense of self
erodes. You have to look in the mirror all
the time to remember who you are. You
shed your own interests, and become ob-
sessed with your partner’s interest.
Your friends and family recede into
the distance. You are late for work twice
a week, and when your boss yells, you just
smile. The heap of laundry in your bed-
room is shoulder-high, with whites and
colors happily commingling. Your thera-
pist gets exasperated with your faraway
look, and tells you that she hates people
who are in love, because they are rendered
deaf and silly by their own passion.
At first, losing yourself feels wonderful.
Merging with another person, body and
soul, feels like a giant, psychic orgasm. But
you soon realize that your life has slipped
away—that you even don’t remember what
used to interest you. Beneath your new col-
lection of Snoopy dolls and reptiles are small
clues about what your life used to be like,
and like a victim of amnesia, you try to piece
them together. Your memory of self has been
sucked into the black hole of obsessive love.
Ms. Behavior cannot bear to see this
happen to you. All she ever has wanted
is your happiness. So, here she offers her
guidance on what you need to do to pre-
pare for falling in love:
• Floss and brush your teeth
• Use high-quality skincare products
• Buy new sheets and fabulously sexy
underwear
• Spend a lot of time cultivating your
hobbies and friends
• Ride your bicycle
• Plant things in your garden
• Go to therapy, and discuss your moth-
er and your father, over and over again
• Be nice to your pets
• Visit your grandmother
• Avoid people who are deeply cynical
• Burn pretty candles
• Come out to everyone you know
• Keep fresh flowers in a vase in your
living room
• Take your vitamins
• Meditate
• Recycle
Once you have done all this, you will
be ready to fall in love. Also, you will be
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Yellow Pages > Advertiser Index
Adult Communications University of Minnesota, Legal
1-800-GayLive .............................. 69 89.3 The Current .......................... 71 Infectious Diseases........................ 3 Cloutier & Brandl .......................... 25
Déjà Vu .......................................... 72 Air America Minnesota ................ 46 Dunlap Law Office ....................... 12
Dream Girls ................................... 70 Radio K .......................................... 72 Home Furnishings & Heltzer & Burg .............................. 39
Hennepin Avenue Adult Accessories Hoffner Law Firm .......................... 7
Boutique......................................... 70 Computer & Internet DirectBuy of Minneapolis ............ 38 Moshier, Becky ............................. 9
Interactive Male ............................ 68, 71 DeskTech ....................................... 60 Furniture Manor ............................ 37 Terry, Slane, Ruohonen ............... 7
Megaphone .................................. 72 Meefers.com ................................. 58 Little Blind Spot.............................. 37
Squirt-PressNet .............................. 71 Malls & Shopping Centers
Dating Services Home Services Mall of America ............................ 76
Apparel & Accessories Simply Introduced......................... 50 Abbott Paint & Carpet .................. 33
jb hudson JEWELERS .................... 4 A-Z Electric ................................... 62 Mortgage
Education Bauer Floor Covering ................... 62 Lozinski, David .............................. 23
STYLEDLIFE-styledlook.................. 31
Metropolitan State University ...... 8 Bluestem Construction .................. 61
Boe Plumbing ................................ 29 Pet Products & Services
Arts & Entertainment Animal Humane Society ............. 7, 13
Bodies The Exhibition ................... 50 Events Bretts True Quality Homes ........... 29
AIA Homes by Architects Tour ..... 9, 11, 13 Castle Building & Remodeling ..... 33 Cat Nap Inn .................................. 63
Chanhassen Dinner Theatres ...... 19 Larpenteur Animal Hospital ......... 59
Minnesota Zoo ............................. 50 EM Contracting............................. 62
Hennepin Theatre Trust ............... 21 Pampered Pooch Playground ...... 63
Summer of Pride............................ 5 Glacier Concrete & Masonry...... 62
Jean Stephen Galleries ................ 21
Good Stuff Moving ...................... 62
Jungle Theater ............................... 22
Financial Greenway Pavers ......................... 61 Real Estate & Rentals
The Minnesota Opera .................. 19 Abele, David ................................. 64
Boyer, Daniel................................. 60 Grout Professionals ....................... 61
Ordway Center for the Halet Remodeling & Renovations 61 Lowertown Lofts Apartments ........ 19
Performing Arts ............................. 20 Moltaji, Roya ................................. 11 Bowman, Jennifer.......................... 64
Palm, Karen ................................... 9 Home Style Coaching .................. 62
Park Square Theatre .................... 26 Hopkins Carpet One .................... 26 Groff, Wayne ................................ 64
Terry Hines Advertising ................ 49 ROR Tax Professionals.................. 60 Lakes Area Realty ......................... 64
US Bank ......................................... 33 Jeff’s SOS Drain & Sewer
Theater Latté Da............................ 23 Hendlin for Blue by Greco........... 35
Wells Fargo Bank ......................... 7 Services ......................................... 29
Launert, Malinda .......................... 33
Matt’s Tree Service ....................... 62
Automotive Funeral Services Northrup Roofing & Remodeling 27
Leviton, Ann ................................... 64
Bridgestone Tire ............................ 17 Marquette Place and One
Funeral Consult ............................. 60 Personal Pride Construction ......... 61 Ten Grant....................................... 31
LaMettry’s Collision ...................... 20 R. Davis Construction ................... 35
Morrie’s Mazda ........................... 12 McGee, Michael .......................... 11
Gifts Ryan’s Tree Care .......................... 62 Miller, Valencia ............................. 57
Eyes of Horus ................................ 60 Sage Building & Remodeling ...... 62 New Home Store Realty .............. 59
Bars & Clubs Fantasy Gifts ................................. 60 Soderlin Plumbing,
Twin Cities Bar Advertiser Guide 40 Richardson, Beth ........................... 51
Max’s ............................................. 58 Heating & Air Conditioning ......... 35 Ruzick, Amy & Johnson, Kay ....... 23, 64
19 Bar ............................................ 47 Solum Fine Flooring ...................... 62 Sohre, Steve .................................. 12
Brass Rail ....................................... 43
Camp ............................................. 48
Grocery Stores SOS Homecare ............................ 61
Midtown Global Market .............. 54 Stoneman Masonry ...................... 36 Restaurants
Gay 90’s ...................................... 41, Summit Construction ..................... 61 Dancing Ganesha ........................ 56
42, 43, 75 Health, Wellness The Tile Shop ................................ 29 Fuji Ya ............................................ 55
LUSH Food Bar ............................. 48 & Recovery Todd the Plumber .......................... KinDee Thai Restaurant ................ 55
Minneapolis Eagle/Bolt ............... 44 3 Bears Chiropractic .................... 60 Twin City Heating and Air............ 38 Midtown Global Market .............. 54
Rumours/Innuendo ....................... 47 Burns, Steve ................................... 58 Universal Windows Direct ........... 26 Park Tavern Bowling
Saloon ........................................... 45 Carrillo, Dr. Thomas P. .................. 63 Uson Design Solutions.................. 53 & Entertainment Center ................ 51
Tickles ............................................ 49 Heffelfinger, Kate .......................... 63 Vujovich ......................................... 36 Sushi Tango ................................... 56
Town House ................................. 49 HIM Program ................................ 59 Toast Wine Bar & Café ................ 55
inSPOT ........................................... 58 Insurance Zen Restaurant .............................. 56
Beauty & Relaxation North Suburban Eye Specialists . 15 American Family Insurance.......... 23 Uptown Diner/Calhoun
Barbers on Bryant ......................... 60 Complete Body ............................. 61 Arens, John .................................... 63 Grill/Louisiana Café/Grandview Grill 54
City Looks Salons.......................... 60 Klausen, Paul DDS ....................... 8 Baldwin, Davina ........................... 63
Garden of Eden ............................ 11 Laser Body Sculpture .................... 51 Herr, Cindy .................................... 63 Sports & Recreation
Juventus MedSpa & Laser C........ 35 Mayfield Chiropractic .................. 11 Wagner Insurance-Financial Above The Falls Sports................. 15
Pride Institute ................................. 10 Services, Inc. ................................. 63
Beverages Rainbow Health Initiative ............. 2 Whitesong, Therese ...................... 63 Travel & Accommodations
Sorella Wine & Spirits .................. 53 Stolz, James................................... 63 Wolfson, Steve .............................. 63 Chambers Hotel Minneapolis ..... 38
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Backtalk > Consider the Source [ by Julie Dafydd ]
Hirsute Yourself
E
ver been at the zoo, and you start torment- steps from shower, blow-dries back, loses
toothbrush in leg hair, starts combing hair,
ing the gorilla with taunts such as, “Hey, hair- workday over, goes back to bed, fluffs up
ball!”? Suddenly, he turns around, and you ear hair, goes to sleep.
realize it’s Doug, your next-door neighbor, the one Researchers say the gene responsible for
one documented case “lies within a particular
with the excessive hair problem. portion of the X chromosome.” A chromo-
Me, too. my proposal for a cartoon entitled “My some is one of the microscopic strands that
I don’t have to tell you how embarrass- Wacky Chromosome.” carry genes, or the silver stuff that makes
ing that can be. I usually scoot out from un- The story says that only about 50 docu- your car bumper real shiny. I forget which.
der some of the shame by saying something mented cases of the most severe form of Scientists said that further studies of the
incredibly witty such as, “I bet you don’t superhairiness have been reported since the genes might give clues for treating bald-
think I know it was you, huh, Doug? Well, Middle Ages. (For those of you who spent ness. Currently, as you know, the available
I did. A gorilla has a lot more hair than you, your days during history class goofing off, treatments for balding are limited to:
Doug. Ha, ha, ha!” the Middle Ages came between the Left • Wearing the hair of another man that
After he beats me severely, we both Ages and Right Ages.) has been shoveled off a barber’s floor. This
seem to feel better. Still, guys like Doug “Some people with the disorder have is called a toupee or hairpiece—or, “Look
are probably troubled by this excessive hair been displayed in circuses, and called ‘dog Mom! That guy has a weasel sleeping on
thing. I bet they lie awake at night, won- men’ or ‘ape men,’ as well as ‘human were- his head.”
dering what type of genetic abnormality has wolves,’” the researchers said. • Wearing a baseball cap, backward.
caused the problem, and whether that’s the Oddly, they said, there is no record of Advantage: It’s cheaper than a toupee, and
pillow under their head, or just a neglected such put-downs as, “Hey, I bet when you looks more like your own hair. Disadvan-
clump of ear hair. brush your teeth, you really brush your tage: It can cut off circulation to the brain,
Luckily for guys like that, help is on teeth!”; or “Whew, pretty hot day to be your mind goes blank, and you tend to over-
the way. And not a moment too soon, ac- wearing that raccoon coat, huh, buddy?” use words such as “dude” and “fer sure.”
cording to their significant others. Many Until now. • Having a “doctor” drill holes in your
say they are growing just a teensy bit weary The condition is known scientifically as head, and stuff other guys’ hair into the
of having to clear the bathtub drain with a “generalized hypertrichosis.” Nearly all vic- holes. Drawback: You frighten young girls
weed-whacker every morning. tims are men. Animals such as collies and who think your head looks just like their
From the Associated Press: “New York— grizzly bears may also be affected, I believe. Barbie doll's scalp.
Scientists have located an abnormal gene that For men, the affliction can cause great Personally, my favorite solution is that
makes some men so hairy, they have been difficulties with day-to-day activities, and can black-colored hair spray with the miniscule
called werewolves, a finding that could be a add a lot of time onto the most routine tasks. fiberglass fibers.
step toward new treatments for baldness.” For example: Consider the source here, but I always
The findings were released in a recent Man without generalized hypertrichosis prefer the solution that creates the biggest
edition of Native Genetics, a magazine that steps from shower, dries off, brushes teeth, laugh. Doug agrees.
deals with the genetic and molecular struc- gets dressed, goes to work. Bye for now.
ture of life itself, which once turned down Man with generalized hypertrichosis Kiss, kiss.
September 11–24, 2009
Who are you? What are you doing? My name is Onan, I’m a lonely blowfly. I love myself, I practice self-esteem.
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