Imam From Ghana Predicts World Disasters in 2011, Insists That Building Pyramids On the Equator and Reciting

Qur'an Will Save Us Once again, the world just has to be in awe of the superior intellect of Muslim imams across the world...you know, kind of like the awe that President Barack Hu ssein Obama has for the scientific contributions of islamists since the beginnin g of time. Well, one imam, from Ghana, is making some ominous predictions for disasters acr oss the world next year but luckily he has determined a way out for us lowly hum ans. From the article at GhanaWeb: The Spiritual Leader of the Salawatia Muslim Mission of Ghana, Sheihu Imam Rashi d Hussein Salawat Qutubu Az-zamaan, has revealed that natural disasters such as landslides, earthquakes, storms, thunders, volcanic eruptions and floods would o ccur in the country and entire world in 2011. According to Salawat Qutubu Az-zamaan, the disasters are expected to occur as a r esult of the unbalanced nature of the world where there is too much weight to on e side. Now, I know that sounds pretty depressing and frightening as an outlook for the new year but as I stated above, Imam Az-zamaan, has come to the rescue with a re cipe to save the poor world from certain catastrophe: He averred that the situation can only be prevented if huge pyramids are constru cted along the equator. He stressed that Ghana could escape the world disaster i f President Mills allows Muslim leaders to recite the Holy Quran 220 times, slau ghter 7 white and 6 brown cows to feed the poor and provide $490,000 as alms to the needy in society. Quoting the Holy Quran chapter 45 verse 14 to buttress his prophecy, he said it is important stringent measures are put in place to prevent the calamities. In view of his divine verse, Sheihu Rashid Qutubu Az-zamaan ah, who believes in the Days of Allah, to forgive those who e divine revelations. He again called on Muslim leaders and in Africa, to collaborate with world scientists to unearth to make life much more comfortable. urged the Muslim Umm lack knowledge of th scholars, especially useful technologies

Now I don't know about you but I suspect that some of these predictions were a b latant case of plagiarism - I see an alarming similarity to the predictions made earlier which I refer to as the HankJohnsonian Theory. If you recall, earlier i n 2010, Rep. Hank Johnson of Georgia, a Democrat, suggested that the island of G uam would "tip over" if too many U.S. Marines were stationed on the island. Well , now we have this imam stating that the world is "unbalanced" and that it has t oo much weight on one side...you see?!!! At the same time, a payment of $490,000 seems pretty cheap to save the whole Ear th, doesn't it? As for the killing of 13 cows - well, that's a normal slaughter for any Obama affair going on that features Kobe beef and finally, the recitings of the Qur'an - well, we could probably just plant a microphone into some of th e national security meetings at the White House and get the majority of those re citings. It truly is reassuring that the the people of the world have an Imam like this l ooking out for all of us.

Imam predicts doom in 2011 The Spiritual Leader of the Salawatia Muslim Mission of Ghana, Sheihu Imam Rashi d Hussein Salawat Qutubu Az-zamaan, has revealed that natural disasters such as landslides, earthquakes, storms, thunders, volcanic eruptions and floods would o ccur in the country and entire world in 2011. According to Salawat Qutubu Az-zamaan, the disasters are expected to occur as a r esult of the unbalanced nature of the world where there is too much weight to on e side. He averred that the situation can only be prevented if huge pyramids are constructed along the equator. He stressed that Ghana could escape the world dis aster if President Mills allows Muslim leaders to recite the Holy Quran 220 time s, slaughter 7 white and 6 brown cows to feed the poor and provide $490,000 as a lms to the needy in society. The renowned Islamic scholar made the prophecy at the Rashiddiya Mosque in Tamal e last Sunday when addressing this year s Ayaam U1-Lah. The 2011 year will also be a year of prosperity and blessings where there will be plenty of agricultural pr oduce around the world. Businesses will flourish in some countries, while some w ill overcome their economic difficulties and other challenges, Imam Rashid Hussei n told the congregation. The spiritual leader s predictions about the future of the world have over the yea rs come to reality. In 2009, for instance, he revealed that 2010 will experience a lot of disasters such as earthquakes, floods, wind fires, air crashes, volcan oes, epidemics severe weather conditions and many deaths among the youth. Contin uing, he intoned that prominent politicians and chiefs would pass away in 2011, if principles of Unfolding the Scriptures are not properly adhered to. The Islamic concept of Unfolding the Scriptures is an old Islamic ritual or tradition, wher e every year scriptures from the Holy Quran are revealed to depict the future. Revelations of such nature are referred to as Ayaam U1-lah to wit Days of Allah. The ritual, which coincides with the fire festival in the Islamic calendar and come s at the end of the every year, usually brings together thousands of Islamic bel ievers to a chosen destination. He stated that one of the most outstanding blessings of the at he has in his infinite mercy bestowed knowledge of Ayaam The renowned spiritual leader stressed that in the case of ures in particular, the ignorant are exempted and those who of Allah are punished. Almighty Allah is th U1-lah upon mankind. Unfolding the Script disbelieve the days

Quoting the Holy Quran chapter 45 verse 14 to buttress his prophecy, he said it is important stringent measures are put in place to prevent the calamities. In view of his divine verse, Sheihu Rashid Qutubu Az-zamaan ah, who believes in the Days of Allah, to forgive those who e divine revelations. He again called on Muslim leaders and in Africa, to collaborate with world scientists to unearth to make life much more comfortable. urged the Muslim Umm lack knowledge of th scholars, especially useful technologies