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t started as a casual conversation on my holiday. My sister was wearing a gadget around her neck that kept track of her activity levels throughout the day and then uploaded details to her phone or computer. A great way to keep motivated, she said. Want one for your birthday? Thats how it started just a simple little blue wristband, and then one for my husband. And, before we knew, it was getting very, very competitive. Who could beat 10,000 steps a day? Could we get to 70,000 a week? And who was tops in our group? It even told tales when we were on opposite sides of the world: you can walk or not but you certainly cant hide. Thats how I came to be pounding the streets well after dark last week to get my total up, and why Ive taken to setting my alarm half an hour earlier so I can fit in 4000 steps before work. It took a small gadget to get us moving. Why did it work? Because it happened to be just the right thing at the right time and it was fun. No expensive gym memberships, no sweaty classes. Just simple activity we could fit in our day and a neat little app that synced with our phones. Is there one little thing that set you on the road to healthier habits? This month as we introduce our revised ChangeOne Diet and Fitness programme, weve had plenty of volunteers around our office beaming with new-found energy and satisfaction (page 38). If theres a common call, its that you can makeover your life and make it last if you tackle one little thing at a time. Now theres a New Years resolution we can all keep!
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s an avid backpacker and nature lover, I have known about Mount Everests pollution issues for many years (The Mess at the Top of the World, November 2013). I can understand when a climber has a serious emergency and is forced to leave something behind, but much of the garbage is inexcusable. If you need an oxygen tank to get to the top, perhaps you were not meant to climb the mountain. Seung Kim
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fter Readers Digest reported some time ago that eggs are a valuable source of minerals and vitamins, I happily continued eating them despite some bad press. Now, medical research has further unscrambled the misconception that eggs raise cholesterol and reports they are, instead, loaded with important nutrients. Thank you, Readers Digest, for publishing articles with up-to-date research that supersedes old rules (When Doctors Dont Know Best, November). We are all beneficiaries. Eulalie Holman
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Similar to a pacemaker, an ICD uses electrical pulses to help control life-threatening heart arrhythmias
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Ticker tampering: Dick Cheney turned off the wireless function of his device in case a terrorist tried to send his heart a fatal shock
Dick Cheney has revealed that in 2007, when he was US vice-president, he had the wireless facility in his Implanted Cardiac Defibrillator (ICD) disabled. It was done in order to eliminate the possibility of a remote attack, or hijacking by terrorists or computer hackers. Whether by coincidence or not, the TV series homeTand Tast year Weatured just sucV an attack on a US vicepresident. Computer security experts say tVey Vave been abTe to remoteTy controT a deWibriTTator under Tab conditions, witVin toucVing distance, on a deWibriTTator tVat wasnt impTanted. In tVe reaT worTd it is an aTmost inWiniteTy smaTT risk, as one cardioTogist toTd tVe New York Times. TVe wireTess WaciTity oW an ICD exists to transmit data back to tVe patients doctor, giving earTy warning oW maTWunction, and to aTTow tVe device to be reprogrammed witVout surgery, but tVis wiTT onTy work in tVe oWWice oW tVe treating doctor aWter tVe devices eTectronic signatures Vave matcVed. 11
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Over the past 12 months, public authorities in Australia, the US and the Netherlands have utilised mobile phone technology to issue mass emergency warnings and updates which appear as text messages. In these countries they are now a standard part of the communications arsenal for warnings about approaching bushfires or floods or imminent blizzards (in some US jurisdictions they have even been used for missing children alerts). Other countries, including earthquake-prone Chile and Japan, are still developing their systems. Unlike an opt-in system (say, your favourite pizza shop text-messaging a promotional offer) which is dependent on a database of phone numbers, mass emergency alerts are transmitted to all the devices within the reach of phone towers in the relevant area. This means that if youre a resident who is elsewhere that day, you wont get the alert, but if youre travelling through the area, you will. The message is beamed out for all; no registering or tracking is done on phones that receive the messages.
Still taking your own selfies? How #hoipolloi. If youre Vocab a star whose personal-brand marketing relies on visually documenting every move on social media, youre likely to have an instassistant. This vital member of the entourage has a phone-camera ever at the ready to capture each pout, twirl or carefully set-up candid moment. Singer Rihanna and model Miranda Kerr (left, now also accused of Photoshopping her pics) are among those whose selfies feature the tell-tale sign: both their hands in the shot, indicating that someone else was behind the lens. 12
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It wasnt Facebook that invented the use of friend as a verb in fact it dates back to the 1400s and is in the Oxford English Dictionary with the meaning to make friends or to help someone out. A 1698 example of it in use is, Reports came that the king would friend Lauderdale. And what might seem like an even more ungainly neologism, unfriend, has a similarly long lineage. It appeared as far back as Thomas Fullers 1659 book The Appeal of Injured Innocence, I hope, Sir, that we are not mutually un-friended by this difference which hath happened betwixt us.
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Light-up slippers
This is a forehead-smackingly simple invention; why on earth didnt someone think of it sooner? The idea is simple: weight sensors mean that as soon as you stand up wearing the slipper, the light in the toe comes on. The power is supplied by replaceable lithium batteries. Elegant they arent, but with this much Inspector Gadget appeal, who cares?
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Lifeguard Pete Thomas found his years of training suddenly condensed into a few crucial minutes
hree years ago, on a lovely sunny day in Auckland, New Zealand, my wife and I decided to take our two kids swimming in the local hot springs. After 30 minutes of packing the car and another 45 of driving, we finally got to our destination. While I was paying our entry fee in the office, a man came running in, completely out of breath. Theres a kid, he said frantically. He drowned! Hes dead! Call the ambulance! Get help! I turned and ran towards the pool. A crowd had gathered as shocked children were being ushered away by their parents. In the middle of the confusion lay a small, limp, lifeless child with his father kneeling at his head, frantically calling his name. A lifeguard was at his side and the boys mother was pacing up and down as a friend tried to comfort her. The boys lips and extremities had started to turn various shades of blue and purple. Bystanders stood 18 looking helpless. Then my ten years of beach lifeguard training kicked in. Has anyone checked the airway? I called out. Huh? came the lifeguards reply. Airway, we gotta check that its clear. What was the boy doing? Someone from the crowd spoke. He was eating a sausage Opening the four-year-olds mouth I saw the end of a sausage lodged in his throat. I hooked it with my finger and pulled it out. What have you guys tried? I asked. We did CPR and breathing said the agitated lifeguard, who was now showing signs of shock himself. Realising that their efforts could have blown more food down into
Pete Thomas is 41 and lives in New Zealands Waikato region on a lifestyle block with his wife and three kids. A self-employed business consultant, he enjoys writing, fishing, music and relaxing outdoors.
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the boys mouth, but there was still no inflation of the chest, so he heaved the little boy inwards like a sack of spuds to see if another Heimlich might help. By now, the boys body had turned very blue and I saw his mother walking away, howling, before sitting down in complete shock. You have to save my son, the boys father begged, looking at the lifeguard and myself. Yep, I replied, but I had no idea if we would be able to. This was the worst situation I had ever seen. I handed the father his sons limp wrist and asked him to keep check of his pulse. Really I just wanted to distract him from the horror of what he was witnessing. Keep an eye on his pulse, it might be a little weak, I said to him. I had no pulse at the neck, so the father was probably registering nothing. CPR? I asked. Yeah, weve done heaps, the lifeguard answered, but I cant do any more 19
the boys airway, I knew time was running out. We have to clear this kids air passage. Can you do the Heimlich manoeuvre? Without answering, the lifeguard hauled the boy to his chest and crunched into his ribs a couple of times. The lifeguard then laid the boy back on the ground and I checked his mouth again. As I hooked and pulled on another piece of sausage, the childs body convulsed slightly and he vomited. I was pleased to see a return of some bodily functions, but the boy was still turning increasingly blue and lifeless. Again the lifeguard blew deep into
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Youre all he has right now, I said. The lifeguard looked exhausted, but he started another round of CPR. This time the boys lungs expanded. At last! By now a large group of onlookers were barking various commands, but we continued to keep the boys blood circulating. The lifeguard continued with the compressions and breathing. Over and over he went through the cycle while I monitored the boys pulse and watched for any signs of life. Then, after what seemed like a lifetime, the little boy took a small breath and I felt a pulse in his neck. Stop! I called out. Startled, the boys mother and father looked at me. Im sure they thought we were ending our efforts and pronouncing their son dead. Hes breathing a bit now, I explained. The boys chest movement was very shallow, but
I had no pulse at the neck, so the father was probably registering nothing
when I moved his fathers hand to his sons neck, he finally smiled a little with relief. Then his boys eyes opened, his throat moved and his jaw clenched. The rest of the sausage came out with a bit of blood and some fluid before a reassuringly loud, deep breath. I wanna get out, the boy said in his little voice before bursting into tears. Those four words were just what wed been longing to hear.
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How much do you value your ability to travel independently? It is of course one of the most treasured of freedoms. Yet mobility problems can make getting around our beautiful countryside and overseas difcult if not impossible. For people such as some stroke victims, those with severe asthma or breathing problems, MS, Parkinsons disease, MD, arthritis even people who can no longer hold a drivers license a mobility scooter can be life-changing. A compact and very light electric mobility scooter known as the TravelScoot is designed for those who have walking difculties but are otherwise still mobile. This battery-powered machine is fun, safe and easy to drive, and it delivers precious independence. It can be on standby wherever you go, giving you the freedom to cope with planes, cruises, bus trips, site seeing, markets, shopping, medical appointments, shows and more to explore the world independently and with dignity. The TravelScoot folds and unfolds as quickly and easily as an umbrella to tuck into your car with ease, and weighs just 16 kilos. Carers and family love it, as they do not have to struggle with back-breaking weighty mobility aids to help the person they are caring for to independently enjoy outings. TravelScoot is a great idea for anyone living in a small unit too. OUT AND ABOUT, SCOOTER STYLE The TravelScoot hums quietly along footpaths and byways in sit-down comfort at the owners speed, with ample power. Steering is simple the scooter goes where it is pointed, with handlebars like the scooter you may have ridden as a kid. Enjoy your freedom. Yes you can!
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Saving Bono
Submitted by Stephanie Lane-Johnston
Readers share their stories of small acts of kindness that make a big difference
apoleon Bonaparte was our beloved Samoyeds registered name but, as devoted U2 fans, we called him Bono for short. One day, when I was 30 weeks pregnant, I bundled Bono into the car to take him for a shampoo at the local vets. My three-year-old son came along for the ride. As we got out of the car, we saw an American pit bull terrier crossing the road towards us. A dog catcher was chasing it, but, too late the dog started attacking Bono. The drama escalated as the dog grabbed Bonos side. Panicking, I screamed at the dog catcher, Get him off, get him off! All I could imagine was that Bono was going to be killed and my toddler was in danger but, luckily, a kind elderly
couple, passing by, put my child in their car to keep him protected. The dog catcher was having little luck securing the pit bull. A man driving by valiantly stopped and tried to get the pit bull off Bono with a shovel from his trailer.
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Eventually, he succeeded, the pit bull was caught and I took Bono into our vet with blood pouring out of him. Seeing our usually noisy, playful dog so silent was highly distressing. He was shaved to assess his injuries and prepare for surgery. Later, we were able to joke about it and call him Shaun the sheep but on that day he looked very pitiful. The vet and nurses worked very hard to restore Bono to health and he returned to his usual boisterous self and lived a full life. He was a much loved part of our family, now greatly missed by our children. Ten years later, I still think of that day and feel anxious, knowing that if the pit bull had attacked my son instead of Bono, my child would not have stood a chance. What I remember most about the ordeal, however, is the strangers who helped and not just the elderly couple and the man with the shovel. I found out later that a lady rang the vet and offered assistance with my bills. Somebody else called the police, and the vet clinic staff did such a good job of looking after Bono. I am so grateful to all these angels of mercy who helped this terrible day end happily.
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Everyday Kitchen
Kathryn Elliott on making better food choices
Taking a packed lunch from home can be a good idea when youre trying to eat well. But if youre packing your lunch bag full of sweet treats, packaged snacks and soft drinks, then its not going to be a healthier choice. Here are three pointers.
Decide on a formula and dont deviate. For example, every lunch might include a savoury item, at least one cup of salad or vegetables plus a piece of fruit. These staples are easy to adapt through the seasons: salad can be replaced with soup on cold days, for example. As part of your formula, limit any high-kilojoule treats to once a fortnight.
keep ingredients separate and fresh. A supply of different-sized ziplock bags is also useful for keeping dry ingredients away from damp ones. Vary your lunches by having last nights leftovers one day and a sandwich or salad the next. Or make smaller changes, like using brown rice, different kinds of bread, or rolls and wraps. If youre the sort of person who likes a routine, then have a weekly schedule: Monday is leftovers day, Tuesday is sandwich day and so on. Youll get a broader mix of nutrients, too. 25
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Invest in proper packaging. Theres nothing more likely to make me give in and buy takeaway than a soggy packed lunch. I like snap-close containers with lots of compartments, so you can
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Which is better low fat or low kilojoule?
If youre trying to maintain a healthy weight then choosing low kilojoule is, in most cases, the better strategy. Not so long ago low fat was a mantra, but we now know that fat is an important part of a healthy diet. Choosing foods that contain some fat can keep you fuller for longer, as fat takes more time to digest and seems to stabilise blood sugar levels. Plus, many low-fat foods are not low in kilojoules.
he combination of grains, nuts, seeds and dried fruit in muesli provides a wealth of nutrients. However, many supermarket brands are laden with fat and sugar. To avoid this, try making your own but dont panic, natural muesli is simple to make. Here is my base recipe: 6 cups rolled oats or other grains 2 cups puffed grains 2 cups seeds, eg pepitas or sunflower seeds 1 cup nuts 3 cups dried fruit chop up larger pieces of fruit 1 tbsp (in total) spices, eg mixed spice, cinnamon or nutmeg 1 cup ground flaxseeds or LSA (linseed, sunflower seed and almond mix)
Mix the ingredients together and then store in an airtight container. For most people a one-quarter cup of this muesli is the serving size. If youre tall or do lots of exercise, then a bit more is OK.
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Melanoma: men, watch your backs Melanoma may develop anywhere on your skin,
but up to 40% of melanomas in men occur on the back, says dermatologist Dr Phillip Artemi. Men aged over 45 years run the biggest risk of developing this type of cancer, and without help from a partner, friend or doctor, it can be difficult to Get spot. Dr Artemi urges everyone to check someone to check your themselves from head to toe, for instance, back and other at the beginning of each season. parts of your body A mole or freckle changing in size, shape that you cant check yourself or colour, or a sore that just wont heal, should be checked by your GP, says Artemi. The earlier the melanoma is detected the better, because the thicker it is, the greater the risk of spread through blood vessels and lymphatics to other parts of the body. The risk of spread of a melanoma less than 0.75mm thick is less than 5%, but this jumps to 40-50% for melanomas 4mm deep.
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Weve been stealing from bees for centuries everything from their honey, to royal jelly, beeswax, propolis and bee pollen. This last mixture, often called bee bread, is a blend of flower pollen carried back to the hive on the bodies of foraging bees, mixed with a little nectar and bee saliva and packed into the brood cells ready for each newly laid egg. Bee pollen is typically 55% carbohydrate and 35% protein. Naturopaths tout it is as an energy enhancing superfood, though the scientific jury is still out on many of the claims made. Some people are sensitive to bee pollen. Avoid it if you suffer from bee or pollen allergies. Its also not recommended for pregnant or breastfeeding women, or people taking blood thinners.
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Theres an army of hair styling products available but few are as popular as good old hair spray. One of the original multi-benefit products, hair spray does double duty as a brow gel sprayed onto a brow brush or toothbrush. Static cling can be a problem when the air is dry. If your skirt or dress starts clinging to your legs, spritz a little hair spray on the areas that are bunching from about 25cm away. And pen marks on clothing can be removed by spraying the stain with hair spray before washing.
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Jess: Show me a healthy lifestyle I can stick with. Bronwyn: Good nutrition? Make it easy, please. Geng: Three litres of cola a day? Thats me. I know its not healthy.
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Remember that last miracle diet you WorldMags.net tried? It started out with huge promise. Ill lose three, five ten kilos, you vowed, as you blithely tossed aside all your bad old ways. Hmmmm a few months down the track, how did that work out for you? Thought so.
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most of us have great expectations. We plan to lose 15kg, drop two dress sizes, commit to a couple of hours of exercise every day and well do that by going cold turkey from day one. What happens, inevitably, is that its tough and the results we see arent as grand as wed hoped. If were really resolute we might lose a couple of kilos, and a few weeks later we might still be making it to the gym a couple of times a week but sooner or later were wrestling with an unpleasant sense of failure. It all seems too damn hard. And thats the cue for giving up.
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Before you know it youve stacked on the weight again and often its more than you lost. Sound familiar? We can stick to an unnaturally harsh regime for only so long. More than 100 scientific studies confirm that self-control is a finite resource, which eventually runs out. By contrast, when you ease yourself into new and better habits, the change is usually more sustainable. Gradual shifts in behaviour give you time and energy to get comfortable in your new routine, and even to celebrate each victory as you go along. This is the reasoning behind the ChangeOne programme developed by Readers Digest and now one of the worlds most successful and widely used weight loss and fitness plans. It shows you how to swap a single unhealthy habit for a healthier one, a week at a time, for 12 weeks. Says our nutritionist and Everyday Kitchen columnist Kathryn Elliott: You develop new skills and take the time to
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The first week of the ChangeOne programme is all about enjoying a good breakfast that sets you up for healthy eating throughout the day. People who skip this meal tend to make poor food choices as they get hungry mid-morning. l You cant become a new person overnight. Small steps can form lifelong healthy habits.
Eager volunteers, 12 weeks, kilos to lose and better habits to learn what could be simpler? Readers Digest put the word out for a bunch of people to try ChangeOne, and then watched what happened as they journeyed through the programme. Some wanted to drop a dress size, others had serious health concerns such as diabetes, or had tried for many years to shed kilos, without long-term success. Over the weeks, our nutritionist Kathryn Elliott encouraged the group to meet up, discuss their progress and to swap tips. figure out what really works for you. At the end of the 12 weeks or longer if you want to take it at your own pace and nail each change before you move on youll be in a great position to continue these behaviours for a lifetime. Readers Digest launches a new edition of the ChangeOne Diet and Fitness Plan this month. But first we road-tested it on some willing volunteers for some real-life stories of real people wanting real results.
Week 2. Lunch
Even with a good breakfast, your energy levels will be waning by lunchtime so its essential to top up with a healthy meal. In Week 2 the programme walks you through picking simple and nutritious lunch choices that are under 1500kJ. l Focus on how much, rather than what you eat. Nothing is off limits but portions really matter.
Week 3. Snacks
With breakfast and lunch under control. its easier to concentrate on introducing regular, planned, nutritious snacks that reduce hunger pangs and stop the urge to binge on chocolate at 4pm. l Dont let yourself feel deprived. Learn to recognise the physical feeling of real hunger and identify the cues that prompt your comfort or emotional eating. 41
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trying to find male volunteers to meet up and talk about their experiences. Men are generally not comfortable getting together for weight loss groups. But if its something they can do at home alone or together with a partner, they will get results. ChangeOne can do that. Week One was full of excitement, weigh-ins and positive commitment to goals, if a little trepidation. Week Two was marked by quite a bit of impatience. You hope to see a lot of quick results, says Natalie, so it takes quite a bit of time to realise that getting the basics right really matters. Once I realised that, it was a light bulb moment. By Week Three our group were swapping tips, and growing in confidence. As well as eating better, they felt a mood boost from more activity.
Dinner
With dinner, portion sizes are the key and careful planning is important even though healthy choices can usually be prepared quickly. Adapt your favourite recipes to contain the right quantities, or source new ideas from the book. l Slow down, relax and enjoy tasty meals with your family. By doing so, youll actually eat less.
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KERRynE and MaRIa aimed for at least 10,000 steps a day
ChangeOne advocates a natural approach to exercise: have a stroll in the park on a sunny day, take the stairs rather than the lift, dig in the sand with the kids. Being active should not be about pain it should be about pleasure. Our volunteers began by working out how much exercise they actually did. We gave each of them a basic pedometer, got them to write down their weekly movements, and to think about whats stopping them from getting more active. For many, time was the excuse, followed by motivation. Kathryn explained they should aim for a brisk, 20- to 30-minute walk every day. To start, spend at least two hours every week outdoors. Even if youre not exercising, just spend time in the fresh air. Its hard then not to feel more invigorated, more alive.
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Heres what our volunteers came up with to build more activity into their day: Dont sTnd an Tmail to a collTaguT gTt up and walk ovTr. Walk dont drive, and take the long way round every time. Put away Tach piTcT of clothing aftTr you iron it. Need the bathroom? Climb the stairs to the one on the next level.
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Natalie had some weight to lose. But she seriously worried whether her bad habits were too ingrained and her willpower not strong enough. Support was vital. At work, if I was raiding the vending machine, people would give me an evil look, she says. During the 12 weeks, as she saw results from her effort, Natalie surprised herself. Shed order hot chips, eat a couple, then realise they werent really satisfying. She started walking and reading the labels on bought lunches. To her delight, she shed 7kg, dropped a dress size, and has the glow of someone who is excited and proud of what she has achieved. Im surprised how easy it was as the weeks progressed, she says.
What we learned
+ ChangeOne takes effort and commitment, but that doesnt mean it has to be hard work. + A lot of small steps in the right direction really add up. + Whats easy for one person might not be easy for another. + Its easier to tackle one thing at a time and you
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+ Nothing is off limits. Think of food as a pleasure, just not too much too often. + Slow down and savour meals. Its too easy to eat without realising. + Diet and fitness are SO much easier when you start to feel in control. + Feeling great is the best motivation.
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Certain foods have super powers to trick you into feeling full; they dont make you gain weight and they finetune your metabolism. l Check these healthy foods are regular items on your menu: water, eggs, nuts, salad, seafood, soup, cereal, chicken, yoghurt and beans.
The only way you will fail is if you decide youve failed. In the future, Teep the ChangeOne focus in your head. Little steps have set you in the right direction you will get there.
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Natalie: My whole attitude towards eating has changed. Now I can look at foods I used to love and say Not worth it! Thats powerful. Kerryne: I lost a dress size. Now if I dont exercise during the day, when I get home I want to go for a walk. Melanie: I learnt I can say No to my cravings. I eat more healthily and Im sure my mood has improved.
Barbara: Being able to visualise portion sizes has totally changed the way I think about food.
Meredyth: I weighed myself on Friday and that stopped me from overeating at the weekend.
Maria: I get up and go for a walk in the morning and thats 6000 steps before the days really started. I feel so much better.
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Jess: Call this a diet? I dont feel like Im missing out. I really enjoy food again. Bronwyn: I havent had a big bowl of pasta in ages. And I dont miss it one bit. Geng: I cut down on my cola I realised I dont have to ban it. Now I actually enjoy it more!
Ayleenne: Now the kids are eating the snacks I want them to eat, and my pantry looks good.
Yvonne: I feel Im turning over a new leaf. Changing a little bit at a time brings a whole lot of health benefits in the long run.
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British craftsmanship while also giving the queen (wife of George V and grandmother of Queen Elizabeth II) a place to display the miniatures she collected. The four-storey building was designed and overseen by architect Sir Edwin Lutyens, working on a 1:12 ratio a very different scale than he had used when designing New Delhi. The no-expenses-spared attention to detail is phenomenal. The kitchen floor is 2500 tiny pieces of oak slotted together. The minute cigarettes were produced by the Alfred Dunhill company using the kings preferred tobacco blend. The cellar is fully stocked with bottles, each containing a thimbleful of vintage wine or spirits. The lights turn on, there is hot and cold running water, the toilets flush and the lifts work. Two large drawers pull out at the bottom of the structure, the one in front revealing an exquisite garden designed by Gertrude Jekyll, complete with manicured hedges and
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severely, are really easily acquired. No doubt, Holmes answered with a smile. Perhaps you will yourself give an example of this method of reasoning. With pleasure, said Watson. I am able to say that you were greatly preoccupied when you got up this morning. Excellent! said Holmes. How could you possibly know that? Because you are usually a very tidy man and yet you have forgotten to shave. Dear me! How very clever! said Holmes. I had no idea, Watson, that you were so apt a pupil. Has your eagle eye detected anything more?
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Yes, Holmes. You have a client named Barlow, and you have not been successful with his case. Dear me, how could you know that? I saw the name outside his envelope. When you opened it you gave a groan and thrust it into your pocket with a frown on your face. Admirable! You are indeed observant. Any other points? I fear, Holmes, that you have taken to financial speculation. How could you tell that, Watson? You opened the paper, turned to the financial page, and gave a loud exclamation of interest. Well, that is very clever of you, Watson. Any more? Yes, Holmes, you have put on your black coat, instead of your dressing gown, which proves that you are expecting some important visitor at once. Anything more? I have no doubt that I could find
other points, Holmes, but I only give you these few, in order to show you that there are other people in the world who can be as clever as you. And some not so clever, said Holmes. I admit that they are few, but I am afraid, my dear Watson, that I must count you among them. What do you mean, Holmes? Well, my dear fellow, I fear your deductions have not been so happy as I should have wished. You mean that I was mistaken. Just a little that way, I fear. Let us take the points in their order: I did not shave because I have sent my razor to be sharpened. I put on my coat because I have, worse luck, an early meeting with my dentist. His name is Barlow, and the letter was to confirm the appointment. The cricket page is beside the financial one, and I turned to it to find if Surrey was holding its own against Kent. But go on, Watson, go on! Its a very superficial trick, and no doubt you will soon acquire it. n
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Toms wife was delighted when he told her hed finally secured a job in the local bowling alley. Ten pin? she asked. Nope, replied Tom. I think its permanent.
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Whenever I see a man with a beard, a moustache and glasses, I think, Now theres a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him. C o m e dian Car ey Marx
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in front of the hearth. He stood still for a moment, eyes half-closed. Then he clambered astride it, gripping the back between his legs. A beechwood fire crackled in the hearth, throwing golden spears of light across the room. Against the red stone floor and walls of honey-coloured pine, Isabans shirt was a flash of white. Overhead, a solid beam in dark oak seemed to be watching over the child. He climbed up on the seat, hands clutching the chair back. Then, striving to keep his perch stable, he brought his right foot round the back of the chair. Isaban risked overbalancing and taking a nasty bump, but he didnt seem worried about that. He had our attention and we all wondered what he was doing. 57 WorldMags.net
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month of December. Villars-surFontenais, a village of 160 souls in the Swiss Jura Mountains, savoured the snow with delight. As a youngster, I always spent some of my school holidays there on Jacob Lehmanns farm. That winter I was 17. Jacob, I believe, loved me as though I were his son but also his younger brother. There were 13 years between us. My interest in the farm helped him to look more kindly on city folk, he told me; for my part, I always looked forward to my visits. Who, at that age, hasnt sometimes felt more at home with other people than in their own family? The family was preparing a good dinner to mark New Years Eve. It was mostly Jacobs wife Marie who was busy with this, along with their children. Nine-year-old Nathalie had set the table. Her brothers Mriol and Sem, five and four, had lit the candles. Standing near the door to the verandah, grandfather Japhet, 58, watched his small world through the halfclosed eyes of a contented patriarch. Jacob clung too much to his role as a grouch to enter completely into the traditional ritual. Marie and Jacob loved each other with a love that Ive sought all my life to recreate. I often watched them surreptitiously: he with his bushy red beard and penetrating gaze; Marie, eyes sparkling with cheerfulness and unshakeable confidence in the future. They had built a house reflecting their personalities. Their Biblical forenames did not make them churchgoers, but they respected their fellow human beings and nature, which they farmed organically. The modest size of their farm sheltered them from need yet insulated them from opulence. On that New Years Eve day, December 31, 1977, it wasnt the food that left the most memorable impression. Our small tribe bonded close around a game you wont find in any toy store. While we were still at the table, focused on pudding, Isaban remained on the chair. Whats he up to? Marie asked, poised to intervene. We all tried to fathom the aim of his manoeuvre. This suddenly became plain when Isaban screwed up his blue-grey eyes in serious concentration he was trying to get around the chair without setting a foot on the floor. Isaban made a final attempt before climbing off, intimidated by suddenly having all eyes on him. Very quickly someone pulled the chair into the middle of the room so that it was ready for a new contender. Nathalie launched in. Seldom has such a ridiculous challenge been seen, seldom has such joyful laughter been heard. Of course, balance and weight distribution were crucial to prevent the chair toppling backwards. Bent forward, her stomach on the chair back and her bottom pointing skywards, Nathalie attempted an
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impossible balancing act. Her brothers encircled her, bent double with laughter. Bring your head down, come on, lower, advised Sem. Stretch out your legs and lift your bottom, teased Mriol. The little girl was huffing and giggling at the same time. to tractor driving than acrobatics, Marcel squatted on the chair, his repeated, Well, well! Goodness me! adding to the general hilarity. We needed all our powers of persuasion for grandfather Japhet to have a go. He went to the centre of our little gathering and sat down on
the chair. He smiled at us. Then he opened wide his long arms. It was as though he was about to sweep us all into his embrace. In the silence that followed we all seemed to feel the warmth of his hug. Japhet had always been a master at expressing himself without words. Human beings invent many different ways to show that they I5 keepi5g with regio5al tra9itio5, appreciate living together. Although no-one succeeded in neighbours visited each other to exchange New Year greetings. Thus mastering the chair that evening, the it was when Marcel arrived a little fun we had trying and Japhets arms after 11pm, he saw Jacob straddling a opened wide tell the whole story of chair in front of his whole family, his that New Years Eve. This was our head pressed against the back as world, and it was full of laughter, fun, though it were a pillow, in what hard work and love. And although I know my own looked like an act of surrender. Rendered speechless, Marcel wasnt children at some point in their young given time to make sense of what he lives might also feel more at home saw. Within seconds the children with another family, this is the kind were chanting his name as though of world I try to offer them now, 36 spurring on a sportsman. More used years later. n 59 WorldMags.net
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>> The industry is predicted to be worth upwards of US$80 billion by 2025. >> Some countries have drone regulations
and others are in the process of drafting them. In Australia, for example, drones are not permitted above 122m without approval from the Civil Aviation Safety Authority (CASA).
Drones are also being used for very peaceful activities, from disaster relief to weather monitoring, forestry and crops surveying, measuring wildlife numbers and even delivering vital medications and filming scenes for TV shows and movies.
>> Retailers sell drones (pictured above) that anyone can use for a few Sundred dollars.
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Some drone watchdogs, including the US-based Electronic Privacy Information Centre, argue that we need tougher legislation to protect civilians from the exploitation by drones, and have raised questions of governments use of footage gathered by this aerial surveillance. Meanwhile, in Australia, animal rights activists have angered farmers by using drones to buzz private farms, checking livestock conditions are meeting published standards.
Residents of Deer Trail, a small town in Colorado, US, may soon be offered $25 licences to be able to shoot down unwelcome drones. They fly in town, they get shot down, said Phillip Steel, the Deer Trail resident who drafted the ordinance as a symbolic gesture against a surveillance society. While the town was due to vote on the ordinance at the time of going to press, air authorities were quick to point out that shooting a drone out of the sky was dangerous and possibly illegal.
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Elmer Ambrose Sperry AmeriEan Eo-inventor of the gyrosEopiE Eompass pioneered the use of unmanned biplanes, laden with TNT, to be Eatapulted as air torpedoes over enemy positions.
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During the nuclear disaster at Japans Fukushima Power Plant, a 7.5kg robot called the Honeywell T-Hawk (left) flew reconnaissance missions in areas with radiation levels too dangerous for humans.
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>> Hurricane hunting: Researchers at Oklahoma State University are currently using drones to monitor how storms evolve, by flying the robots directly into the eye of the weather cell. >> 3D mapping: Using drones to scan landscapes
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the top 50 inventions was a prototype for a tiny drone disguised as a hummingbird. The spy drone, which a contractor to the US Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency spent five years and $4 million developing, measures just 16cm and weighs less than 20g (thats less than an AA battery). The sneaky little critter can fly at speeds up to 18km/h.
>>Maximising agricultural crops: In Japan, where farm land is often very steep, farmers have used drones with mounted cameras for over 20 years to decide where pesticides, water and other resources are needed most. >> Real-estate photography: Instead of hiring
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ponent (accept or reject) and a content serve as conversation kindling later). 3) Join conversations that are component (agree or disagree). The recipient is confronted already in progress by with a dilemma elaborating on the how to respond topic of discussion or simultaneously to both: introducing new I must agree with the topics, perhaps from speaker and thank him current events. Compliments can show for the gift of a compli4) End by saying, a range of social ment while avoiding Theres someone ineptitude. In one study, self-praise. I have to speak with, clumsy responses to Contrary to conbut it was really nice I like your sweater ventional wisdom, meeting you. included praise women arent worse Dont make the upgrades (Yes, it really than men at acceptmistake of staying on brings out the blue in ing compliments. It one subject for too my eyes), intrusive is the gender of the long. Its called small questions (Do you compliment giver talk for a reason. Think really think so? Do you that most influences conversational hors want to borrow it?), and disagreement (Its the response. Women doeuvres, with each itchy, I hate it). and men are both topic sampled and more likely to accept savoured. a compliment coming from a man than from a woman. When a man says, Nice scarf, a woman is more likely to respond affirmatively: Thanks. My sister knitted it for me. But when one woman tells another, When asked, nearly everyone says the Thats a beautiful sweater, the proper response to a compliment is recipient is likely to demur or deflect: Thank you. But when actually given It was on sale, and they didnt even a compliment, only a third of people have the colour I wanted. Such accept it so simply and smoothly, a response, intended to make the found the late Robert Herbert, a complimenter feel that the recipient linguist at Binghamton University in isnt overly proud, only makes her feel New York who wrote the influential awkward or invalidated instead. Better if prosaically titled Sex-based differ- to make a relevant, related comment like Thanks. Its my favourite too. ences in compliment behaviour. And nothing tops smiling, lookThe difficulty lies in the fact that every compliment (What a nice ing the complimenter in the eye, and sweater!) has two levels: a gift com- simply saying, Thank you. 70 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t 0 1 / 1 4
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harsh sentences A winner from the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for intentionally bad first lines to unpublished novels. Tucked in a dim corner of the Ample Bounty Bar & Grille, Alice welcomed the fervent touch of the mysterious strangers experienced hands because she had not been this close with a man in an achingly long time and, quivering breathlessly, began to think that this could be the beginning of something real, something forever, and not just a one-time encounter with a good Samaritan who was skilled at the Heimlich manoeuvre. Ma rk Wisnew sk i
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When Alexander, a four-and-ahalf-ton Asian elephant, broke a tusk in 2002, staff at Mnster zoo, Germany, knew who to call. Arriving at the zoo, London-based dentist Dr Peter Kertesz found his patient wary and restless. A 2.5cm hole in his right tusk was plain to see and the sensitive pulp cavity was infected. The elephant would have been in agony. Alexander paced back and forth in his indoor compound, watching nervously as Peter 75 WorldMags.net
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and his assistants set up their equipment for the next days operation. His caution was understandable. Dental operations on heavyweight patients like him can require industrial grinders powered by the sort of compressors workmen use to dig up roads, and drill bits that may be 10cm wide and more than 60cm long. remembers Peter. Youve got to get the job done and youve only got limited time. You cant come back tomorrow or next week to finish it. By 1pm, however, the tusk was gone and, over the next few weeks, Alexander made a complete recovery. But Peter was used to such pioneering dentistry. For the 69-yearold has spent the last 28 years operating on the mouths of some of the most exotic creatures in the world from tiny marmosets weighing less than a pack of butter, to lions, tigers and a ten-ton killer whale.
with a powerful tranquilliser and keepers threw ropes around him. It was vital that he collapsed onto his left side so Peter could reach his damaged tusk. But some 15 minutes later, a rope broke and disaster His life started very differently, Alexander fell to his right. however. Born in Budapest, his Peter was faced with an almost childhood was haunted by the horrors impossible problem how to operate of the 1956 Hungarian Revolution, as on a tusk that was jammed between rebels battled the communist the floor and the head of an government. Peter still recalls the unconscious elephant who couldnt moment when, as a 12-year-old, a be turned over in such a tight space. revolutionary pointed a machine gun Luckily, Peter could reach the tip at him. There was a shout Stop, or of the infected tusk and cut it away Ill shoot, he says. I just jumped back with an electrical saw, exposing the into the doorway. People were getting pulp cavity. But when he probed killed for no reason at all. inside, litres of pus drained out. The He and his parents fled to London tusk, he realised, needed to be in 1957 with nothing. But Peters removed. An operation that, as far as father, a heating engineer back in Peter knew, had never been performed Hungary, found work as a travelling on an elephant lying on its wrong side. salesman and gradually the family Still, over the next two and a half built a new life. hours, the dentist, lying on his side in Inspired by such dedication in the the straw, with almost no room for face of adversity, Peter learned manoeuvre and watchful always not to English, applied himself at school and injure Alexander, worked away with a eventually qualified as a dentist. For lever and giant chain wrench to force eight years, he worked with patients the tusk out. in London. Then, in 1985, a local vet It was sheer concentrated stress, called him with a query. 76 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t 0 1 / 1 4
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It was dangerous too. We had to operate on a dolphin at the bottom of its pool in six inches of sea water. Usually, dolphins are moved onto dry land, but this zoo didnt want to. The mains cable for the equipment had to be laid through the salt water. I was scared. I really thought we were going to be killed. Since then, Ive got battery-powered equipment for dolphin surgery! Anaesthetising wild animals is also fraught with risk. Many animals lose
the ability to control their body temperature when put under, particularly if they have a lot of thick fur and insulating fat, and can succumb to overheating. Gorillas, meanwhile, are notoriously sensitive to anaesthetic and can have a reaction similar to that of a human infant. About eight years ago we had one that died on recovery, says Peter. I cried my eyes out. I thought it was my fault I was ready to give up. Then the post-mortem showed that it had major heart problems. Because of the risks to the patient, many vets prefer to minimise anaesthetic, juggling the dose to last just long enough to get the job done. Its not unusual for an animal to begin to wake up, says Peter. Ive had lions and tigers licking my hand. Once, a bear got up and started
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again, but at a certain point it became the firefighter-paramedics entered clear they werent meant to be parents. the arena. It was a Tuesday evening For 28 years, theyd had only each other. in October 2012, and the Canadian Now he feared the worst. sports presenter was wrapping up an amateur league ice hockey game. Cari plays hockey and runs marathons. Instantly Rons mind flashed to team- When she couldnt keep up with her mates whod had health problems in running group in September 2012, she the past. Oh, God, he thought as he chalked it up to age and lack of condiskated towards the bench. Thats tioning. Shed turned 50 and had spent when he noticed players pointing in a leisurely few months neglecting to his direction. The firefighters who train. Perhaps she had a cold. Any of had just answered an emergency call these things could explain the shortness at Rons home told him his wife, of breath, the unfamiliar weakness. On Monday October 8, Cari felt a Cari, had been taken by ambulance to the Oakville-Trafalgar Memorial cramp in her calf the same sensation Hospital. You should get there shed had that April, after a flight to Vietnam. On Tuesday evening, with immediately, they said. Ron wheeled out of the arena lot, the cramp no better, she texted a nearly smashing into a car backing out friend to say she was going to skip of its spot. He knew Cari hadnt been hockey. After Ron left for work, she feeling well, and he was trying to stay went upstairs and ran a bath to try to calm. The couple live in Oakville, an loosen her calf. Thats when, overaffluent suburb west of Toronto. They come by nausea, she started vomiting. had been together since 1978, when She managed to pull herself out of the Ron, in Grade 12, became smitten with tub and looked in the mirror. She was the Grade 10 girl who, he later real- shocked: her face, drenched in sweat, ised, looked like Jennifer Beals from was white as soap. From her ensuite bathroom, Cari Flashdance. He began seeking Cari out at school and at parties, and he timed looked over at her bed, a few metres his trips to a local ice-cream shop so away. She couldnt imagine summonhed run into her on her way home ing the strength to make it that far. from basketball practice. Eventually, She gathered some towels and made a makeshift bed on the floor. She lay he won her over. He had rushed to Oakville-Trafalgar down and curled into the foetal once before. One day in 1990, his position. Then she heard a voice. three-month-pregnant wife called him No, it said. Get up, get dressed, call to say she was having serious abdom- an ambulance. She felt hypnotised. inal pain. By the time he got there, Cari Everything in her body wanted to lie had lost the child. The couple was down, but the voice kept insisting, devastated. They tried again, and then Get up, get up. 90 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t 0 1 / 1 4
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so unstable that he couldnt risk bringing her out of the ER. Low oxygen levels were another sign of massive pulmonary embolism. The most accurate reading is done with a small oxygen monitor attached to a patients fingertip, but Cari was wearing gel nails that were impossible to remove without soaking them in acetone for 15 minutes. Because she had no perceptible pulse, they couldnt draw blood from her wrist to test for oxygen, so Inamdar went with Plan C, attaching an oxygen monitor to her earlobe. The results were astonishing. While oxygen levels for someone as fit as Cari could exceed 99%, the earlobe is going to die, Inamdar says. I think all of the nurses in that room felt the same thing. Because weve all seen the look of death.
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20 minutes and began to shake wildly. Inamdar knew that 70% of patients who die from pulmonary embolisms die within the first hour following the onset of symptoms. If that was what she was fighting, he needed to act. The treatment for a pulmonary embolism is a thrombolytic a drug that dissolves blood clots and would, with a bit of luck, clear the pathway to the lungs. But if Cari didnt have a pulmonary embolism and was actually suffering from some sort of internal bleeding, she would bleed out, and Inamdar and the nurses would be helpless to stop it. If his hunch was right, the thrombolytic could save her. If he was wrong, it would kill her. Inamdar conducted an ultrasound, desperately searching for new information. Cari didnt have any blood in her belly, which ruled out internal bleeding. He looked more closely at her heart. Caris right ventricle seemed to be larger than her left ventricle, a sign of pulmonary embolism. It was the nudge he needed. Were giving her the thrombolytic, he said. While the nurses rushed to prepare, he hustled to the computer. Treating pulmonary embolism is rare enough that the protocol is still somewhat experimental. So while Cari lay dying on the bed, Inamdar took the unusual step of typing thrombolytic, massive pulmonary embolism into Google. He scanned some medical studies and came up with a plan: rather than give her the medication in small doses, as some studies suggested, he would give it to her all at once. The small-doses
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Each year, hundreds of thousands of people worldwide are hospitalised for pulmonary embolism (PE) a blockage of a lung artery caused by a blood clot that has travelled from another part of the body, usually the legs. The larger the clot, the greater the danger, with roughly 10% of cases ending in death. Risk of PE increases if you have cancer, are overweight, are pregnant, take birth control pills or have recently had surgery.
Small PE
SymPtomS Unexplained calf swelling, laboured or pained breathing (caused by dead lung tissue), coughed-up blood. action Go to an emergency ward. If caught in time, a small PE can be treated with blood thinners.
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a theory about what had happened. Inamdar explained that blood had clotted inside a vein in her calf during her flight to Vietnam in April. Altitude, dehydration and cramped conditions, lead up to 5% of air travellers to end up with clots. It broke off and slowly worked its way into her lungs, causing her breathing troubles. As Ron and Cari studied the scan, Inamdar didnt need to say what all of them now knew: she had been minutes away from death. everything suddenly looked new. The clichs about near-death experiences are true, she says. I look at things differently now. I feel like Ive become very small and big at the same time. Small in the sense that this is what lifes all about right now, right at this moment. But at the same time, I have this appreciation for how much bigger everything is. Our lives are just specks, just temporary. You hear that all the time, but I have a better appreciation of that. The couple still talk about that October evening going back and forth over the details. Cari likes retelling how she overheard the cardiologist on the morning shift looking at her chart. He did what? he said, incredulous when he learned about Inamdars decision. Ron prefers to describe the moment Inamdar made the gutsy call: His arms were folded and his feet were at 9 oclock and noon. It was a stance of desperate resignation. He knew he was taking a risk, but felt he had no options. He was the first star of the night. !
Back i n the USSR This year marks a quarter of a century since the series of revolutions that marked the end of the Soviet Union. Heres three peoples take on why it fell
You cant get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. Thats all you need to know about Communism.
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o understand why terms like butterscotch and bread pudding sound particularly rich and heavy, researchers at New York University asked for test subjects opinions of the hypothetical ice cream flavours frish and frosh. Without ever having tasted either, people rated the frosh ice cream as smoother and creamier than the frish. Why? Because of what linguists call sound symbolism, in which vowel sounds generated in different areas of the mouth influence our perception. In many languages, front vowels (like e and i) indicate small, light things (like little or itsy-bitsy), while back vowels (o and u) convey big things (like humungous and gargantuan). According to a theory called the Frequency Code, front vowels have a higher pitch, and we have learned to associate them with small things. This theory may even relate to the origins of human language: for example, people interacted with lions and connected their lower-pitched sounds with bigger size, while animals like birds convey smallness. Today it seems as though fat and skinny words have found their way into our fridges and pantries. Stanford University linguistics professor, Dan Jurafsky, looked at the way manufacturers named their flavours and discovered that decadent titles such as rocky road, cookie dough and almond fudge use back vowels. Meanwhile, cracker brands a lighter, thinner food have mostly frontvowel names such as Ryvita, Jatz Cheez-It and Ritz.
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magine this. Now that youre a chance of life-altering effects from man around 50, your doctor has treatment and potential loss of life started to include a prostate from under-detection and underexamination as part of your annual treatment. Men need to talk through physical, and has encouraged you to the options with their doctors and have a prostate-screening test. Your their partners and make choices based results show a high prostate-specific on how aggressive the cancer is, how antigen (PSA) score, indicating there far its spread and their own personal might be cancerous tumours present. situation. Here, we present information about (For more about PSA scores, see box on page 105.) Chances are your doctor current treatments available overseas and in Australia and some good will recommend you have a biopsy. You have just entered the often news that might even solve the overbewildering and confusing world of treatment/under-detection dilemma. prostate cancer. If a fast-growing cancer is detected ActIve SurveIllAnce during your biopsy, it may require im- If diagnosed with a slow-growing mediate treatment. But many prostate cancer, you might be offered this cancers are so slow growing that option. Active surveillance involves theyll never do you any real harm. follow-up PSA tests, physical examinaMen especially older men are more tions and biopsies over the years, but likely to die of some other cause first. not treatment unless the cancer Whats more, treating prostate cancer is found to have spread or gets often comes with serious side effects upgraded to a higher Gleason score including impotence and incontinence. (see box on page 105). Even though your biopsy shows that you have a slow-growing, non-lethal HIGH-DeFInItIOn ScAnS tumour, that might not be the final In the last few years, a new diagnostic word. Prostate biopsies sample tissue tool called multiparametric magnetic somewhat blindly, and the procedure resonance imaging (MP-MRI) has may have failed to locate a more become available in Australia. It aggressive, potentially lethal tumour. allows physicians to get detailed Your doctor might recommend annual images, for the first time, of prostate biopsies, well into the future. cancer where it is, how large it is Do you opt for further biopsies, get and, most important, whether its immediate treatment or continue likely to be lethal. monitoring with active surveillance Professor Mark Frydenberg, a involving regular hospital tests? Like spokesperson for the Urological the estimated 20,000 men in Australia Society of Australia and New Zealand, diagnosed each year with prostate says the use of prostatic MP-MRIs is cancer, you must choose between the still experimental, but is already being 100 WorldMags.netr e a d e r s D i g e s D 0 1 / 1 4
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the abdomen and the gland removed. Robotic prostatectomy, in which tiny incisions are made in the abdominal wall, and robotics with a 3D camera inserted, may be overtaking open surgery abroad. The surgeon views the surgical site on a monitor and manipulates the tiny robot arms and miniature surgical tools remotely to remove the prostate gland. Frydenberg says robotic surgery doesnt lead to a huge improvement on the length of stay in hospital, and it has similar outcomes to traditional surgery. You should be reassured that no matter which way you choose you can expect an equivalent outcome as long as its done by a competent surgeon, he says. In terms of post-surgical side effects men are most concerned about, such as erectile dysfunction or urinary
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Until now, treatment has focused on destroying the entire prostate gland to kill the cancer. But what if a lumpectomy, similar to what can be done for breast cancer patients, was an option? This is where MP-MRI might make all the difference. If new imaging techniques can accurately point to where the tumour is, it might be possible to freeze out just the area which harbours the potentially lethal cancer. Although in theory this might mean fewer side effects, the effectiveness of focal therapy is still uncertain, warns Frydenberg. Focal therapy probably will also have some side effects but this hasnt been clearly documented yet. People still should view it with a degree of caution.
i was 60 when in October 2011 my PSA level started climbing, says Dr Dominque Huet, from Paris, France. I am an endocrinologist, and I knew what this could mean, so I didnt wait long before having a biopsy. The 2cm nodule was cancerous, and it was not the only cancer found. I decided to have the whole prostate removed, which left me incontinent and impotent. The worst was the incontinence. However, my surgeon said it would be resolved within a few months, and he was right. Now the impotence is improving too. I hope soon that I wont need any more injections and Ill be able to use only Viagra.
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Among the treatments for controlling prostate cancer is external beam radiotherapy (EBRT). Its good for men who cant withstand anaesthesia. Brachytherapy, another radiation treatment, involves implanting radioactive seeds into the prostate. Its not suitable for men with Gleason 8 cancers or greater due to the high failure rate.
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Institute of Cancer Research in London, who helped develop the drugs, is now conducting studies to see whether giving the drug earlier may reduce mortality rates. The next step will be to combine the two drugs to see if they deliver a one-two punch against prostate cancer.
For help to assess risk, visit prostatecancer-riskcalculator.com. For information and support groups, go to prostate.org.au. Always consult a health professional.
prostate cancer, high-intensity focused ultrasound (HIFU) eliminates cancer cells with sound waves rather than radiation. Ultrasound waves heat the precisely targeted cancerous tissue to 90C, destroying it in seconds, while limiting the side effects. If its found to control prostate cancer long-term, and be safe, it could change treatment. Those are big ifs, however. Experts are split in their opinions of HIFU and many are sceptical. While theres much that experts dont know yet, with recent advances, men have more and better options. Given the range of new treatment and diagnostic possibilities, men and t hei r pa r tners should educate themselves as thoroughly as possible before deciding on the course they will take. n
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Wielding their keyboards with surgical precision, these female comedians make it look so easy:
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I moved to Australia from the UK 53 years ago, but still pride myself on being able to differentiate between the many different English accents. That was until the other day, when I came home and found a message on my phone. I cant understand a word shes saying, I complained to my husband. He started laughing, before saying, Thats you, you silly fool.
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Lifes little comforts have come a long way in the past 70 years, as this letter from April 1944 illustrates: A logger, fresh from the big woods, was watching a shop assistant open a package of gaily coloured mens pyjamas. Whats them? he asked. Pyjamas. Pyjamas, echoed the logger. What are they for? Why, you wear them nights, the shop assistant explained. Want to buy a pair? Nothing doing, said the logger. I dont go anywhere nights except to bed.
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Australian obstetrician Dr Catherine Hamlin has been rebuilding shattered lives in Africa for more than half a century.
er work, treating poor Ethiopian women and girls with obstetric stula and training local midwives to prevent these horric childbirth injuries, has earned her a nomination for the Nobel Prize, a Companion of the Order of Australia and a place on the ofcial list of Australian Living Legends. Just recently she was named as one of the
100 Women of Inuence in the Global category. She is a woman doing it with passion who has changed hundreds of thousands of lives. When Catherine and her late husband Reg (also an obstetrician) rst arrived in Ethiopia in 1959, neither had ever seen obstetric stula outside a textbook, so rare were they in
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Her work treating poor Ethiopian women with obstetric stula and training midwives to prevent these injuries has earned her a nomination for the Nobel Prize, a Companion of the Order of Australia and a place on the list of Australian Living Legends.
Australia. The frequency with which the condition occurred in Ethiopia convinced both doctors that they needed to devote the rest of their lives to helping some of the most marginalised women in the world. Obstructed labour is faced by ve per cent of women no matter where they live. In rural Ethiopia, these women have no medical help and labour for days before suffering catastrophic internal injuries. The pressure of the babys head against the pelvic bone damages the bladder and sometimes the rectum as well. The baby usually dies. These injuries inict a lifetime of shame, misery and permanent incontinence, long after the loss of their baby. In developed countries like Australia, obstructed labour is handled swiftly with an emergency Caesarean in a clean, safe theatre with a 24/7 medical team.
Do it with passion: Hamlin Fistula Ethiopia in Australia has a thriving online store where you can shop for a cause, including this tote bag featuring the organisations ethos. Shop online at hamlin.org.au or in-store at 1396 Pacic Highway, Turramurra New South Wales.
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Obstetric stula can be cured with specialist surgery. It costs $600 to fund a standard stula operation to restore a womans dignity. Dr Hamlin is 90 years old, continues to operate and play an active role in the work of the hospital, which now includes a network of six hospitals and a midwifery school. Hamlin Fistula Ethiopia (Australia) raises funds for this work with its headquarters in Sydney and a thriving retail shop. You can change the lives of these Ethiopian mothers by shopping online or making a donation. A $50 donation will pay for long-term physiotherapy for one patient. A monthly $50 donation will cure one womans suffering each year. Visit hamlin.org.au !
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yes, there are wars, extremist groups and human-rights abuses. But to understand these 22 countries properly, you need to go behind the stereotypes. Heres how...
P H O T O : A F P/ G E T T Y I M A G E S . * T h e L e a g u e o f a r a b S TaT e S h a S 2 2 m e m b e r S . S y r i a S m e m b e r S h i p i S c u r r e n T Ly S u S p e n d e d b e c a u S e o f T h e c i v i L w a r .
Despite all the conflict in the region, the 22* Arab countries across the Middle East and North Africa have a close collective identity, thanks largely to the unifying power of language. Spoken dialects may be very different from state to state, but written Arabic is exactly the same no matter where you are because of the influence of that most important Muslim text, the Quran. Ironically, given some of the nations uneasy relationship with Israel, Arabic is a Semitic language like Hebrew, and the alphabets are
very similar although Arabic is written in joined-up writing. Arabic is a vast and sophisticated language and learning its grammar and syntax is tricky for foreigners. For instance, Amman, the Jordanian capital, and Oman, the country, sound very different but are spelt in exactly the same way. The average English-speaking tabloid reader is said to have a working vocabulary of 3000 words, while their Arab equivalents have 10,000, a testimony to the expressiveness of their language. Arabic lends itself comfortably to poetry and persuasive rhetoric: a public speaker, such as a politician
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or prayer leader, can sway crowds many of whom will be illiterate in a very powerful way. Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi were particularly adept at this. Arabs often use colourful proverbs, complete with rhymes and subtle plays on words, as part of everyday speech. More than 4000 have been recorded in one small Levantine village alone. The translations dont do them justice, but heres a brief selection of Middle Eastern favourites:
The call of the crowds during the Arab Spring was for karamah, dignity, and pride and honour are very important to Arabs. But their effects are both positive and negative. Rates of theft, rape and assault are traditionally lower in Arab societies than in the West, partly because of severe punishments, but also because no-one wants to shame their family. However, this intense concept of honour can also lead to feuds between clans and nations that last for generations. The civil war in Syria and disorder in Iraq, for example, risk shredding communities with revenge killings for years to come.
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As this popular Arab saying suggests, time is most definitely not money in the Middle East. While that can be very frustrating if you need to get lots done during a short visit, it can also help you relax and unwind. Patience, the key to happiness, is a virtue prized above all others, and you will need to cultivate it in yourself if youre to do business successfully. Conveying impatience will bring an instant loss of respect in a region where personal relationships are felt to be far more important than how long it takes to complete a deal. 112 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t
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Superstitions are very much part of the culture. The commonest is the evil eye, a concept going back to Roman times, where a particular malevolent look is thought to bring misfortune to the person at whom its directed. People hang ceramic eye talismans in their homes, cars and offices to dispel evil. Its thought that gazing at something in admiration may accidentally cause harm too. This is why the Evil Eye is often portrayed as blue, because foreigners are more likely to have blue eyes and to have a habit of staring. Another good luck charm (see left) is the so-called Hand of Fatima the prophet Muhammads daughter often used as a door knocker to protect the house and its occupants. Belief in jinn (genies) is also common they are mentioned in the Quran. These invisible spirits can be good or evil. 113
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Arabs adore kids and one of the first things youll be asked is how many you have. The more the better, so if you dont have any, be prepared for pitying looks and questions as to why. Parents often go out late to restaurants with quite small children, wholl be expected to amuse themselves and eat the same as everyone else. Adults, especially mothers, are very physically affectionate to youngsters and the idea of leaving them behind with a babysitter is thought alien and almost barbaric.
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The Arab Spring was triggered not just by the oppression of despotic regimes, but also by a demographic time bomb. More than half of the 350 million people in the 22 Arab League countries are under 25, and youth unemployment statistics are extremely high. Underoccupied young people are always good candidates for starting revolutions, and
many young Arabs have had access to education. Theyre technologically literate and use YouTube, Twitter and Facebook as means of communication that are (for now) beyond
government censorship. The challenge for governments who want to maintain the current political order is to give youngsters meaningful roles in innovative, job-creating new areas.
Arab culture and Islam encourage the segregation of the sexes to an extent probably greater than has ever been the case in the West, but that does not mean women are without influence. In the Middle East, more women than men now graduate from universities and women can drive in all Arab states except Saudi Arabia. In most Arabic-speaking countries, women dont take their husbands surname on marriage but keep their own and they often control the finances in the home.
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Focusing on the seemingly trivial has led five scientists to create world-changing ideas. From menial to magnificent, heres how
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nyo n e wh os w i e l d e d a rolled-up newspaper to combat a housefly knows just how evasive the bug can be. Flies always seem to know where youre coming from and how to get away. Flies are incredibly good at what they do, says Michael Dickinson, a professor of biology at the University of Washington. To study the insects in action, Dickinson coaxed flies through a tube that opened onto a tiny platform. Over this stage, a disc loomed, ready to flatten the flies from various directions front, side, and back while a high-speed camera filmed the insects reactions to the impending attack. After running hundreds of bugs through his machine, Dickinson discovered something interesting. Within 300 milliseconds of a potential pounding, the flies prepared with postural adjustments. If the swat
approached head-on, the fly would shift its middle pair of legs forward propelling it backwards and away from danger once it launched into the air. When the swat came from the rear, the fly would shift its middle legs backwards to jump forward. Flies may lay eggs in dog droppings, but these insects are also graceful, delicate ballerinas. Dickinsons interest in housefly swatting goes beyond keeping his office pest-free. His research is helping others build elegant micro-robots that can mimic the creatures agility and flight patterns. The US military, too, is interested in Dickinsons work. It hopes to use findings like his to build drone planes with better reaction times, which could reduce the need for pilot-driven planes and keep soldiers out of harms way. As for Dickinson, it should be noted that he doesnt hate flies. In fact, he goes out of his way to avoid killing them: I get annoyed when someone brushes a fly away, since Im usually looking at it, watching it groom and move its little head.
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osquitoes ruin countless picnics every year, but around the world, the whine of these bloodsucking beasts isnt just irritating it heralds an epic health problem. More than a million people die each year from the spread of mosquitoborne diseases like malaria, dengue fever and yellow fever. Attempts to
control mosquito populations via insecticides like DDT have had ruinous side effects for nature and possibly human health. Neurobiologist Leslie B. Vosshall has a different solution. I believe the key to controlling mosquito behaviour is to better understand how they sense us, she says. At their Rockefeller University lab, Vosshall and her colleagues are studying the chemical sensory processes by which mosquitoes choose hosts. How do they sense heat, 120 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t
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ver pull your iPod out of your pocket only to find your earbuds hopelessly knotted? Every time physicist Robert Matthews of Englands Aston University examines a tangled cord, it reminds him of something smaller and more important. Despite its apparently trivial nature, spontaneous knotting is of great significance in polymer chemistry and molecular biology, he says. For instance, each cell in our bodies contains up to 2m of DNA. If those genetic cords tangle, the results can be devastating to the cells health. Matthews became entangled in all of this when he unknotted a cord for the umpteenth time and recalled a mathematical proof published in the late 1980s that showed that the risk of knots grows rapidly with the length of cord. If the two ends were joined in a loop, he realised, it would shorten the length of the cord and eliminate the free ends, whose movement leads to knots in the first place. In 2010, to test his loop conjecture, he embarked on the Great British Knot Experiment, enlisting kids to put pieces of string some of which were
looped (with ends clipped together to form a tiny circle), others unlooped in boxes, jumble them around, and report the results. Matthews found that looped string formed knots one tenth as often as unlooped string of the same length. Uniting the ends of your earbud cables with, say, a hairband will keep knotting to a minimum. Matthewss discovery may have a much bigger impact. If pharmacologists can influence the formation of microscopic loops in DNA and viruses, a breakthrough in fighting cancer and infections could follow. In the meantime, start using a hair thingy and say hello to blessedly tangle-free headphones. J. D. 121
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MONEY Many banks will automatically cancel your cards if they see them being used out of your home country, unless theyve been advised otherwise so make sure you call your bank with details of your trip before you jet off overseas. LOOKING AFTER YOUR HEALTH Certain countries have rigid vaccination requirements for getting in. Your local doctor will be able to advise which vaccinations youll need. Its best to do this 4-6 weeks before leaving, as certain vaccinations need to be taken in multiple doses over an extended period of time. Travel insurance is essential, even if youre only away for a short time. If the worst should happen and you do end up in a hospital, a massive bill isnt going to help you feel any better!
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ith 18 days to take in the sights, this sensational Italian tour explores the best of Italys deep south before heading across to the magical island of Sicily. Winding south from Rome, youll experience the sights, sounds and smells of Italys southernmost delights in a rst-class touring coach complete with an experienced tour manager. Spend ve glorious nights exploring the regions of Puglia and Matera the heel and ankle of Italy - before crossing to the glorious island of Sicily for a further 12 days. Alberobellos azure-blue skies and winding cobbled streets lined with terracotta pots is sure to leave a lasting impression. For three nights youll stay in the beautiful whitewashed buildings adorned with
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Menopause is a natural part of a womans menstrual cycle that marks the end of her child-bearing years. Though many women look forward to it as a positive new stage, the physical changes that take place often leave her oestrogen levels in a ux. luctuating oestrogen levels can cause a wide variety of symptoms. The degree to which women experience them varies they can range from being a minor nuisance, to being quite debilitating. Some of the more common symptoms associated with menopause include: hot ushes night sweats disrupted sleep memory difculties hair loss/abnormal hair growth weight gain decreased energy levels anxiety vaginal dryness Fortunately, the effects of menopause
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everyone. It is not usually recommended for women who have experienced breast cancer, or for those with a health condition such as diabetes. There are a variety of non-hormonal medications, including topical creams and herbal supplements available to help manage the various symptoms of menopause. One popular ingredient in menopause-related products is black cohosh, a herb native to North America and often used in traditional Native American medicine for a variety of ailments. However, when selecting a black cohosh-based supplement its important for women to carefully investigate the product before purchasing. Just as all coffee and all chardonnay arent the same, not all black cohosh is the same. With herbal medicine, some products are well-made and have been tested in studies, but theres no way for consumers to tell the difference, said Dr John Eden, associate professor of reproductive endocrinology at the University of New South Wales, speaking to the Sydney Morning Herald in September of last year. A 2013 review published in the medical journal Evidence-Based Complementary and Alternative Medicine (eCAM) assessed a number of black cohosh products. The studys ndings indicated that only registered medicinal black cohosh products were able to show evidence of reducing menopausal symptoms so before utilising black cohosh-based products, make sure you speak to your doctor or pharmacist to nd out which product is likely to be most effective for you. Your doctor will be able to provide more detailed information on which treatment is best for you and it may be necessary to try a number of different products, before you settle on one. Menopause can be a challenging time, but its good to remember that its also the beginning of a new and rewarding chapter of life. Hot ushes may come and go, but a positive attitude to The Change will help see you through! !
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Chewing gum after a meal can stimulate saliva production and lower the creation of stomach acid, enabling you to digest your meal before heart burn or indigestion have time to take hold.
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FACT: One in five Australian adults suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) at some point in their lives. The main trigger is stress.
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Cigarette smoking reduces the pressure between the stomach and oesophagus, causing acid reflux, and is linked to inflammatory bowel conditions, stomach ulcers and many cancers, according to the Gastroenterological Society of Australia.
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Regular exercise will help strengthen the abdomen and intestinal muscles and help push digestive contents through your body. Just 20 to 30 minutes of aerobic exercise every day can improve digestion and reduce the risk of constipation. Brisk walking, bike riding and swimming are all great ways to do this. Given that stress can trigger IBS, yoga is a great way to keep active whilst reducing your anxiety levels. Sit-ups can also prevent you feeling bloated or gassy as they strengthen the abdominal muscles. Aim to do one set of 8-12 sit-ups and increase the number, as you feel stronger. If you suffer from bowel problems, pelvic floor exercises can help strengthen your muscles and improve digestive flow.
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One of them hopped closer and Newton stretched, barely paying any notice to the small bird. When I opened the door, he looked over at me and panicked, barking at the birds until they flew out of the garden.
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hen my son, Levi, was born he suffered an injury which slowed his muscle growth. Doctors warned me he might never walk. Levi loved cats, so, to encourage him to move, I bought a black kitten we named Jinx. They became friends and Levi would wriggle around the house chasing her. A few years later, Jinx had kittens and Levi wriggled after them, too. One afternoon, one of the other children didnt shut the front door properly and Levi wriggled outside without anyone noticing. In those few brief moments, he could have seriously injured himself had it not been for Jinx and two of her kittens. They lay on the top step, as if on guard, preventing him from falling. Needless to say, they got treats that night, and the bond between Jinx and Levi is still going strong.
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n December 14, 2012, a 20-year-old man armed with a semi-automatic rifle and two handguns shot his way into an elementary school.
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He coldly killed 20 first-graders and six staff members at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, before taking his own life. The horrific crime renewed the debate about gun control in the United States. Presented here is one familys fight to reduce the gun violence that claimed their son, and their experience in the frustrating world of American politics. The families of Sandy Hook Elementary were collaborating on a Mothers Day card, which would be mailed to hundreds of politicians across the US. Maybe if Mark Barden could find the most arresting photo of his seven-year-old son Daniel, people would be compelled to act. Our purpose now is to force people to remember, Mark said, so down he went into the basement of his Newtown home to sift through 1700 photos of the family they had been. The Bardens had already tried to change Americas gun laws by meeting with President Barack Obama,
speaking at rallies, and grieving on national TV. When none of that worked, they had walked the halls of Congress and beseeched lawmakers to look at pictures of their son: his auburn hair curling at the ears, his front teeth sacrificed to a soccer collision. Almost six months now, and so little had gotten through. So maybe a Mothers Day card. Mark turned on his computer. He had been sitting in the same chair on December 14, when he received an automated call to parents about a Code Red alert [emergency warning], and much of the basement had been preserved in that moment. Nobody had touched the table-top football game, because Daniel had been the last to play. His books and toy trains sat in their familiar piles, gathering dust. Daniels face stared back at Mark on the computer screen. Daniel blowing out seven candles on a birthday cake in September. Daniel dressed as an elf for Halloween. Daniel carrying
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cookies to the neighbours house in a video taken a week before his death. Bye, Dad, he was saying. It sometimes felt to Mark in these moments like his grief was still deepening. Scariest of all, he was starting to forget little things about Daniel, so he had started a journal to log memories before they disappeared. Im always one minute farther away from my life with Daniel, he had written one day. The gulf keeps getting bigger. He brought four photos to Jackie upstairs in the living room. She looked at one that showed Daniel at four, his freckled arms wrapped around her back into jobs or installed blackout curtains for privacy. What the Bardens chose to believe in was cause and effect, order and logic. Americas mental health system was broken, but they could fix it. Gun culture was extreme, but they could moderate it. Less than a week after Daniels death, Mark and Jackie met with a start-up advocacy organisation called Sandy Hook Promise and offered to help. They learned about the pro-gun National Rifle Association (NRA) and technological advances in gun safety. The governor of Connecticut sent them drafts of new gun control
When the vote failed, mark was unmoored. so what does all of this add up to now? Bec?use if it ?mounted to nothing ?t ?ll, what was the logic, the order, the meaning of their broken lives?
legislation. T hey t ravel led to Washington with photographs of Daniel to discuss a bill requiring universal background checks on gun purchases. When the measure came There were 26 victims in all, which up for a vote in April, all four Bardens meant 26 families left adrift, grasping watched from the Senate gallery: the for a way to continue on. Some found father, a professional jazz guitarist it in church. Others found it in the who rarely played anymore; the wife, spiritual medium that contacted an elementary school teacher who victims families on Facebook, offer- couldnt imagine stepping back into ing to connect them with the other a classroom; the eldest son, 13, side. Some started nonprofit founda- fiddling with a Rubiks Cube; the tions in their childs name or escaped daughter, 11, suddenly afraid of big 147 WorldMags.net neck and his face buried into hers. She gasped. She touched her neck. It physically hurts, she said, reaching for Mark.
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cities, loud noises, darkness, and strangers. When the vote failed, Mark was unmoored. So what does all of this add up to now? he had asked a White House employee. Because if it amounted to nothing at all, what was the logic, the order, the meaning of their broken lives? What was the meaning of the anger he felt lately while shopping, hoping a gun nut would recognise and approach him, so he had an excuse to shout back? What was the meaning of the endless tributes? A song performed in concert for Daniel because he liked music. A 5km race for Daniel because he liked to run. The boxes of gifts from strangers: magnets bearing Daniels picture, paintings of him, wood carvings, and T-shirts. And what was the meaning of their new nighttime routine? All four of them crammed into one room, Jackie up every few hours, Mark hoping Daniel might come to him in a dream, even though he never did. Next down the stairs came the daughter, Natalie. Just getting her to class each morning had become a battle, because her newfound fear made her reluctant to leave home. Im sick, she said now, rubbing her eyes. Probably just allergies, Mark said. Youll be fine. I should stay home, she said. How many times do we have to have this conversation? Jackie said. I dont want to go. Please stop it, Jackie said. She started to cry, and then Natalie started to cry. Im sorry, she said. Mark wrapped her into a hug, tearing up now, too. All three of them sat down for breakfast and then walked together to the bus stop. Love you, Natalie told them, settling in a window seat next to a friend. Mark and Jackie walked back to the house. They sat, sipping coffee in silence.
kitchen came the son, James, ready for the 6.20 bus to junior high. How are you today? Jackie asked him. Pretty good, he said, which was mostly true. But sometimes Jackie watched him while he played soccer alone in the yard, where he had always played with Daniel. She thought he looked lost. Want to talk about it with someone? she had asked. I guess, he had said, so now he was seeing a counsellor. 148 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t
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Mark shows pictures of Daniel at a US Senate committee hearing in May last year
had shared so many secrets, games they played for hours and refused to tell anyone else about. Then she started telling another story, one the Bardens had never heard before. Her young daughter had lost her glasses while scrambling to hide in her classroom during the chaos of the shooting. Later that night, the mother had tried to tell her about Daniel. But her daughter had screamed not to say his name. She had sat by the window in her room and looked across to Daniels room, as she always did, and she had sobbed because she couldnt see it without her glasses. Oh God, Jackie said. Its too much. Please stop. Im sorry, the neighbour said. I, I ... I shouldnt have. Its OK, Mark said, but now his mind was back inside the school that morning. Jackies imagination walked Daniel to the door of his classroom and
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Mark speaks at the White House in April last year, in support of proposed gun control legislation
To watch an interview with Mark and Jackie Barden, visit Readers Digest Magazine online, see page 6
driving from work, calling and texting Sherpa blanket and a note that read: him. Do you have him? DO YOU We will never forget. The school bus came. The school HAVE HIM YET? A priest had said 20 children were dead, and Mark had bus went. imagined Daniel escaping in the woods behind the school. A few days later, Mark and Jackie Then the governor was in front of decided to go to Delaware. Gun laws them, and he was saying, No more had stalled in Washington, and the survivors. best remaining chance was to build Now the neighbour looked at the momentum state by state. clock in the kitchen and saw it was In Delaware that meant House Bill almost 8.30, time to walk her daughter 58. It proposed to make it illegal to to the bus. I have to go, she said, possess high-capacity magazines of hugging the Bardens, leaving them at ten bullets or more unless you only the kitchen table. Jackie poured more possessed those magazines at your coffee. Mark checked his phone house, or on private property, or at a messages. Jackie got the mail and shooting range, or if you were carrying brought it into the living room. Mark a high-capacity magazine separately opened a package that contained a from a firearm, or if you belonged to 150 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t 0 1 / 1 4
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law enforcement, the military or a back in their chairs. How was it, they wondered, that firearms dealer. First-time violators would face a $75 fine. Like a traffic government could stall for months on an issue like gun control? Polls showed that ticket, Mark told Jackie. Mark and Jackie travelled with a a majority of Delaware residents group that included a public relations favoured a ban on high-capacity specialist, the director of Sandy Hook magazines. Ninety per cent of Promise and the parents of two other A m e r i c a n s w a n t e d u n i v e r s a l victims: Nicole Hockley, mother of background checks. But in the months Dylan; and Nelba Marquez-Greene, since the shooting in Newtown, only a handful of states had managed to pass mother of Ana. At the legislative building an aide to stricter laws. Before the parents left Delaware, Governor Jack Markell explained that the parents mission was to give their they had a news conference with the childrens photos to anyone who would governor in his office. The governor finished his take them. He said a last-minute opportunity had arisen for the parents introduction and a reporter raised his to be recognised during a moment of hand to ask a question. This one is for silence on the House floor. We just the parents, he said. How would a want every one of these lawmakers to high-capacity ban prevent something see you. We want them to feel your loss like the carnage at Sandy Hook? Carnage? Mark squeezed Jackies and understand whats at stake. They were led to seats in the House hand. She stared down at the floor. Please know, this is not about gun chamber, where a lawmaker recited the Pledge of Allegiance. Today we have control but gun responsibility, he said, some special guests, she said, and 41 as the governor nodded in affirmation. Mark never lost his temper. He lawmakers turned to look. Will our guests please stand? she said, and the always made eye contact. He spoke in parents stood. Please come up here, anecdotes that were moving and she said, and they did that, too. The hopeful. But sometimes the story he room went quiet as she began reading really wanted to share was the unpolished one, about what it was like the names of their dead children. Mark tried to pick out the three in his house on another unbearable lawmakers who already had refused to morning, when the school bus came, meet with the Newtown parents. Could and the school bus went. n he barge into their offices? Wait at their cars? Jackie counted the seconds in her The gun debate continues in the US. head, believing she was holding it In 2013, while tougher restrictions were together until a lawmaker handed her passed in some 21 states, the rights of a box of tissues. gun owners were expanded in other The moment ended. The parents sat states in almost equal measure. 152 WorldMags.netR e a d e r s D i g e s t 0 1 / 1 4
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The troubled life of Walter Mitty
Ben Stiller direMts himself in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, based on the 1939 James Thurber short story about an ordinary man who daydreams of extraordinary, heroiM deeds, filmed in 1947 with Danny Kaye. The new version has had a bumpy ride:
Fantasy to reality: Ben Stiller is both star and director
1994 remake produced by Samuel Goldwyn Jr., son of the producer of the 1947 film adaptation. >> Owen Wilson had taken over as lead contender in 2005 . >> Mike Myers was attached to star in 2007 after Wilson withdrew with creative differences. >> Sacha Baron Cohen was offered the lead early in 2010. >> Johnny Depp was rumoured to be in the running for the role later that year. >> Ben Stiller finally landed it in 2011, and in 2012 was appointed director. G.H.
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Project rental yields of up to 37% NET per year Investment from $30,950 USD Strong rental demand - 15,000 oil and service sector workers and rising Rental income supported by some of the largest oil companies in the world Fabrication of the Executive Hotel Studios is undertaken off site in order to deliver the build quickly and therefore faster returns can be achieved Optional 5 year, 25% return guarantee available
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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST CERVICAL VERTEBRA THE ATLAS IS OUT OF ALIGNMENT IN MOST PEOPLE?
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Puzzles
Challenge yourself by solving these puzzles and mind stretchers, then check your answers on page 105
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Symbol solution
Replace the question marks with mathematical symbols to produce the correct answer. Only plus, minus, multiplication and division signs are permitted. Perform calculations in strict left to right order. Can you find two possible solutions? 164
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Colour angles
What three coloured triangles will complete this pattern?
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Card shark
Can you place all 16 court cards (Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces) so that every row contains exactly one card of every denomination and suit?
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Identify the common words or phrases above. 165
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1. What does the A stand for in these acronyms: CIA, SARS, AD? 3 points 2. Humans share 50% of their DNA with what foodstuff beginning with B? 1 point 3. What word beginning with C is both an animal and a type of machinery? 1 point 4. Which fictional siblings whose surname begins with D were Heubert, Deuteronomy and Louis better known as? 1 point 5. What French word beginning with E means boredom and listlessness? 1 point 6. The Brannock Device is used to measure what body part starting with F? 1 point 7. What country, beginning
with K, has this flag? And what continent is it part of? 2 points
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9. Name three of the five countries in Africa whose name begins with G. 3 points 10. Synchronous diaphragmatic flutters are better known by what term beginning with H? 1 point 11. When Jack and Jill went up the hill hunting water, who fell down first? 1 point 12. Fulminology is the study of what phenomenon beginning with L? 1 point 13. Chevron, horseshoe and pencil are all types of what beginning with M? 1 point 14. What sport beginning with N includes the playing positions goalkeeper, wing attack and centre? 1 point
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Answers: 1. Agency (Central Intelligence Agency), Acute (Severe Acute Respiratory System), Anno (Anno Domini). 2. Banana. 3. Crane or Caterpillar. 4. Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck (Donald Ducks nephews). 5. Ennui. 6. Feet. 7. Kyrgyzstan; Asia. 8. Impala, Irish Setter. 9. Gabon, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau. 10. Hiccups. 11. Jack. 12. Lightning. 13. Moustache. 14. Netball.
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Jam session
Why do we love music so? Is it a primal thing? Are we tuning into the vibrations of the universe? Whatever the reason, humans are driven to create new sounds, new instruments to play them on, and new words to describe them all. How many of these do you know? 1. beatboxing v. A: competition between two male singers. B: art of imitating musical instruments with your mouth, lips and tongue. C: very fast drumming. 2. pavane n. A: heavy woodwind instrument. B: slow and stately dance. C: African flute. 3. bodhran n. A: Scottish dance tune. B: folksinging duo. C: Irish drum. 4. zarzuela n. A: Mexican marimba band. B: comedic Spanish opera. C: pan-pipe trio. 5. sackbut n. A: Renaissance-era trombone. B: musical equipment bag. C: out-of-tune violin. 6. pibroch n. A: dirge played on bagpipes. B: simple hymn sung in unison. C: Polish cello. 7. plectrum n. A: voice box. B: wide range of musical styles. C: small implement for plucking guitar. 8. grime n. A: dust-covered guitar. B: aggressive style of music influenced by hip hop. C: sad country song. 9. harmonium n. A: pleasant mix of chords. B: keyboard instrument resembling a small organ. C: large church choir. 10. diapason n. A: tool to clean clarinets. B: extra member of string quartet. C: burst of melodious sound. 11. barrelhouse n. A: 1920s country music. B: jargon for recording studio. C: lively style of jazz played on a piano.
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12. gamelan n. A: small Peruvian guitar-like instrument. B: the visual waveform of sound. C: a set of Indonesian instruments played as an orchestra. 13. pipa n. A: Chinese lute. B: Scottish wind instrument. C: Mexican brass instrument. 14. tessitura n. A: female whistler. B: main range of a vocal or instrumental part. C: leading lady in Italian opera. 15. sampling v. A: singing in a higherthan-usual voice. B: recording a new sound. C: reworking a snatch of recorded music into a new piece. 167
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FIREWORKS
The Sydney New Years Eve Bridge Effect was unveiled in an explosion of sound and colour on 31 December, and the Royal Australian Mint has partnered with the City of Sydney to produce a stunning holographic silver proof coin to keep the experience alive.
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