A,B,C and ALL ALL-Good morning,Good morning,Good morning!!! ALL-We would like to present to you...... ALL-The Malaysian ni!

ue and n"elie#a"le Li$estyles ALL-Ladies and gentlemen, ALL-Boys and girls, ALL-%oin us $or a &ourney, A-A $light to reality C-'ap,some people say B-(eality "ites)*u+h!, ALL-'et,it-s true! ALL-True,it-s true! B)solo,-.o please,oh please ALL-Bear with us till the last B-Co/ it-s the Malaysian reality ALL-That we shall now re#eal C-*pen any tra#aller-s maga/ine ALL-And pronto!0ind MALA'.1AMalaysia! B-'ou-ll see "road wide smiles B)solo,-*$ the numerous praises A)solo,-Continuous Compliment ALL-*$ *ur A2C-3atural green paradise B2C-.waying +o+onut trees A2B-And pretty warm ladies with $irgure looking good...4wow5 ALL-But in reality,we ha#e our #ery own uni!ue ALL- n"elie#a"le and sometimes ALL-6isgusting li$estyles C-And now our $irst stop.7The 8a"it o$ Throwing (u""ish into Malaysian (i#ers7 B)solo,-7 h,hello 1nspe+tor Ma/lan.This is Alee/a here.Can you +ome o#er to .ungai 9ahang:7 B)solo,-7What-s up,Lee/a:Anything $ishy going on up there:7 B)solo,-7Well,we ha#e $ound something strange $loating here!7 C-1t-s an alien! A-1t-s a 0*! B-1t-s a $ridge! ALL-A $ridge:::: ALL-A $ridge in .ungai 9ahang:

ALL-*ur on+e +lean and $resh ri#ers A-3ow they are huge ru""ish dumps A2B-0rom toilet tissues to human $ae+es, A2C-.teering wheels to old T;s, A-+orpses B-steel "eds C-and e#en worse,ALL-aeroplane wre+kage A-3e<t +omes our se+ond uni!ue li$estyles= ALL-7The 9u"li+ Toilets 6ilemma7 A2C-0lush!B)solo,-Boom! C-7Wel+ome to Malaysian aromati+ pu"li+ toilets,Aloha!7 B-7*nly >? +ents $or that sweet,nauseating e<perien+e!7 A-7What:1 do not know you ha#e petai and &ering air $resheners in here.7 ALL-9etai and &ering:Are those the latest $ragran+es $rom Greek:Well,no!They are $rom Grik!Grik,9erak! B)solo,-We are $or +leanliness A)solo,-7@eep our toilet +lean7 C)solo,-76ont throw the sanitary napkin into the toilet "owl7 ALL-But we ne#er pra+tise them C-They always end up as slogans ALL-look at our A-ugly,dirty and smelly pu"li+ toilets B2C-Another Malaysian disgra+e$ul s+ene! A-The smell makes you si+k and di//y B2C-'ou $eel like #omiting and $ainting A2B-The #ery moment you step in C-1nstanly you $eel like &umping out! ALL-Third,another Malaysian rare li$estyles=7The 6umping Ba"ies Mania.7 C-Ba"ies A-Ba"ies B-Ba"ies ALL-Cute,+uddly,gentle and +hu""y A)solo,-*h!What a pity,these inno+ent A-But punished "a"ies C-6umped around like some kind o$ ru""ish A-1n the dust"in B-1n the toilet C-At the lane A-*n the train ALL-And some e#en in the drain A)solo,-7Mummy,mummy why did the mothers throw their "a"ies e#erywhere:7

C)solo,-7Co/ they didn-t want the "a"ies. A)solo,-7Why is that so: ................................................................... ........ ALL-That-s another Malaysian darkest side! B-We ha#e told you the truth C-The whole truth, A-And nothing "ut the truth ALL-.o,dont you $eel horri"le,terri"le and un"eara"le: C-6ont you $eel like +hoking us to death: A-*r yelling out,ALL-7.hut up!7 ALL-We assure you that B-With the Malaysian edu+ational system A2B-That stresses on moral #alues and eti!uettes like C-6illigen+e! B-9oliteness! A-.haring! CLo#ing! B-@indness! A-8onesty! A-'ou +an e<pe+t B-Today-s youngsters and our $uture Malaysians C-To "e more +aring and more responsi"le +iti/ens A-We will gi#e our "est A2B-To make Malaysia ALL-A +leaner,sa$er and "etter B2C-9la+e to li#e in ALL-7Ask not what the +ountry +an gi#e you "ut ask what you +an gi#e to your +ountry7 B-0or that, A2C-We must "eat the odds and "e the "est)the "est, A2B-As a people,as a nation B2C-Let-s li#e as one A- nited,undi#ided, C-As the saying goes= ALL-7All $or one and one $or all A2C-Together we mo#e on with $ull spirit and /est! ALL-Malaysia +an do it,yeah!