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We’re not Saying We’re Bitter...
Najib Aminy
Spring Break is upon us, and for But this is all just par for the course, relocated due to renovations to the
Business Manager those of us lucky enough to be stuck on right? People are supposed to go home Sports Complex, which never actually
Katie Knowlton
campus for the week, this can mean a for Spring Break, and the unlucky souls happened. I-CON isn’t coming back
Production Manager number of things. To start, it means that who are stuck here for the week are in next year either. It may never be back.
Tia Mansouri you’re stuck in a virtual ghost town for the very small minority. But has anyone So now we have a gym that’s not reno-
News Editors a week, with absolutely nothing to do. else noticed that this is starting to apply vated, and an enjoyable weekend event
Natalie Crnosija Campus dining halls have shorter to not just holidays, but weekends too? that no longer exists on campus.
Cindy Liu
hours, if they’re even open at all. Some Shorter campus dining hours, almost Without getting too sidetracked, we
Features Editor buildings, like the Student Union, close no weekend events, etc. It’s almost as if would just like to say thank you, Shirley
Alex Nagler at the wee hours of 6pm. A building, the school were discouraging student Strum Kenny, and thank you, Stony
Arts Editor built for students with taxpayer money, life during the weekend, and not just the Brook University administrators, for
Kelly Yu won’t even stay open for the poor out- holidays. But that’s not what Shirley making Stony Brook University such a
Photo Editor of-staters and international students Strum Kenny has said. She’s claimed dismal place to be, not only during
Roman Sheydvasser with nothing to do. Not that it really time and again that we’re a true resident school, but on the weekend too. We pre-
Liz Kaufman matters; over the years the Union has college, with a robust weekend life. We dict a couple top spots in the next
Copy Editors been stripped of almost everything that tend to disagree, Shirley. Another good Princeton Review “Least Happy Stu-
Ross Barkan made it an enjoyable place to frequent example of this is the noticeable lack of dents” category. Go Stony Brook Uni-
Erin Mansfield
(if you don’t know what we mean, ask I-CON this year. One of the few long- versity!
Webmaster yourself why it’s called ‘club alley’). standing traditions at this school was
Chris Williams
Audiomaster
Andrew Fraley
Ombudsman
Jowy Romano
We Be the Fourth Estate...
You would think that with 32 peo- busy texting at meetings and trying to A better question is: why is only
ple running for USG Senate, at least two figure out how to defund us for hurting one person running to be the head of an
thirds of them could be bothered to get your feelings to respond, but come on. almost 3 million dollar organization?
Minister of Archives
Jesse Schopefer back to us when we sent out an email There is no reason that more people Are things really that bad within the
requesting that they answer four simple couldn’t have responded to this. USG that only one person can hold
questions. But no. Our main issue isn’t with the new their nose and jump? Why is it that the
Layout Design by
Jowy Romano We’ve only had seven responses to people who’ve decided they want to only person running for this position is
our four simple questions. And that’s enter the madhouse and play with the a complete outsider with no experience
not including the multiple vice presi- loonies who didn’t respond to our inside USG, but plenty of experience
Staff dent positions, many of which have query; it’s with those who are already outside running a successful club? This
only one candidate running for them there. As stated, the numerous vice could have something with current
Kotei Aoki Frank Loiaccono
Ross Barkan Kenny Mahoney from the existing Senate. We under- president positions are uncontested by President Jeffrey Akita’s decision to not
Vincent Barone Justin Meltzer
Raina Bedford James Messina
stand that you’ve been annoyed at us existing members of the USG. These are run for a second term at the deadline,
Matt Braunstein Steve McLinden ever since we started detailing your people who have nothing to lose by an- forcing all those he had initially cor-
Tony Cai Samantha Monteleone
J.C. Chan Roberto Moya foibles again with the USG Update and swering a few questions as to what they ralled into not running against him to
Doug Cion Frank Myles
Whiskers T. Clown Amyl Nitrate that some of the more thickheaded plan to do that could be any different stick by their pledges and abstain from
Laura Cooper
Caroline D’Agati
Chris Oliveri
Ben van Overmeier
members in your organization are too than what’s been done in the past. running for president all together.
Krystal DeJesus Laura Paesano
Eric DiGiovanni Grace Pak
Joe Donato Rob Pearsall
Nick Eaton Jon Pu
Michael Felder Aamer Qureshi
Caitlin Ferrell Kristine Renigen
Vincent Michael Festa Dave Robin
Joe Filippazzo Jessica Rybak
Ilyssa Fuchs Joe Safdia
Rob Gilheany Natalie Schultz
David Knockout Ginn Jonathan Singer
Joanna Goodman Nick Statt
Jennifer Hand Rose Slupski
Stephanie Hayes John Tucker
Andrew Jacob Lena Tumasyan
Liz Kaempf Marcel Votlucka
Elizabeth Kaplan Alex Walsh
Jack Katsman Brian Wasser
Yong Kim Matt Willemain
Rebecca Kleinhaut Jason Wirchin
Iris Lin Jie Jenny Zou
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Election Season Madness
The election season so far has been a disaster. The USG’s own Supreme Court had to step in to declare that the
sole presidential candidate was actually eligible due to the number of the signatures on his petition being improperly
formatted. The ruling came down to what the definition of a signature was, which in essence dove into how absolutely
atrocious the organization controlling our money files its own paperwork. It all came down to the wording of a bylaw
differentiating NetID versus SOLAR number.
This delay, thanks to bickering over the meaning of the words, cost the election almost a week in campaigning
time, which subsequently cost us time in trying to put this together. It’s amazing that the USG is upset that clubs won’t
communicate with them when they can’t even realize how disorganized they are.
Please pay attention to those who did respond to our questions. These are the ones who at least took the time
to write us back. We may not agree with some of responses, but they took the time to tell us and to tell our readers what
they’re thinking and how they plan to serve the students.
To those who of you who emailed other people in USG asking if it was alright if you answered the four sim-
ple questions and then didn’t take the time to write to us after having things clarified, we have this to say to you. Please
be aware that the Stony Brook Press is indeed a separate entity of the USG Board of Elections, but also that we make
up something more important than any elections board: those you serve.
Free Pressalujha.
April Fooled
Ever seen those ads asking if you’re “pregnant and scared?” Imagine for a moment that you were pregnant and
scared; this might seem like the perfect place to turn to. With little money or resources, you would go to this clinic
where they could provide you with assistance navigating the options you’re considering. Unfortunately, the chances are
you’d be fooled.
In reality, many of these centers attempt to coerce and intimidate women out of considering abortion as an op-
tion, and prevent women from receiving neutral and comprehensive medical advice. They are Crisis Pregnancy Cen-
ters (CPCs), sometimes operating under names like The Women’s Health Center or Pregnancy Resource Center. Unlike
comprehensive women’s health centers, these clinics are typically operated by anti-choice or faith-based organizations,
staffed only by untrained volunteers. They commonly disseminate medically inaccurate information tainted by their
strong opposition to abortion and birth control.
CPCs tend to target their advertising on college campuses across the country, and often misrepresent their serv-
ices to make young women believe the CPCs offer professional counseling, pre-natal care and other options. The anti-
choice organizations running these clinics commonly offer free pregnancy tests and counseling, but rarely offer medical
care or have actual medical personnel on staff. In addition to the fact that the volunteers do not offer comprehensive
options as a part of their counseling, the time and resources it would take for a young woman to go to this clinic could
risk her health, and potentially compromise her pregnancy.
According to a 2008 survey conducted by the Feminist Majority Foundation, 48% of responding Campus Health
Centers include CPCs on their referral lists for students facing unintended pregnancies. Generally, the referrals do not
specify the services offered, and thousands of women each year are referred to these clinics under false pretenses.
The deception doesn’t end there though. A 2006 Congressional investigation of CPCs receiving funding through
President Bush’s faith-based Compassion Capital Fund revealed that 87% provided false or misleading information about
the health effects of abortion. Some of the medically inaccurate information included claims that abortions increase the
risk of breast cancer, result in sterility, and lead to suicide and “post-abortion syndrome.” After visiting CPCs, many
women report they’ve been told that condoms and other contraceptives are ineffective and there are reports of false re-
sults from pregnancy tests, putting the health of these women at great risk.
Over the last ten years, Congress has funneled over $1.1 billion in federal dollars to failed abstinence-only ed-
ucation programs and so-called crisis pregnancy centers. These clinics received a boom in funding through the 1996
welfare reform act (Title V), which allocated $50 million a year in state block grants to fund abstinence-only programs.
Under the Bush Administration, there was another dramatic increase in abstinence-only funding; in 2008, over $176 mil-
lion was appropriated to these organizations - including CPCs - despite studies commissioned by the U.S. Department
of Health and Human Services showing abstinence-only programs to be ineffective. Beyond our borders, President
Bush mandated that at least 1/3 of the $15 billion initiative to combat HIV/AIDS globally in 2003 be spent on abstinence-
only and faith-based programs.
More recently however, Congress passed the 2009 Omnibus spending bill which reduced federal funding for do-
mestic abstinence-only education, some of which goes to “fake” clinics, by $14 million. However there is still plenty of
work to be done. Regardless of ideology, we must work together to expose these so-called health centers that are put-
ting young women’s lives and health at risk. Several states are considering bills that would specify that these centers are
not medical centers, and these legislative efforts would further establish a set of standards that must be met in order for
any facility to represent itself as a medical center. The ultimate goal, however, is to allow the scientific and medical facts
to speak for themselves – that these clinics are dangerous and ineffective, and the stream of federal funding to all absti-
nence-only programs must be stopped.
It’s imperative that we work together to safeguard women’s health. Visit the Feminist Majority Foundation for
more information and to get active at http://www.feministcampus.org/act/cpc/default.asp. The Stony Brook Feminist
Majority Leadership Alliance will be tabling, armed with information and goodies to share, as well as a petition to sign
to make your voice heard, in the Union on April 13 from 12-2pm. Request an ad
Have you been fooled? Share your story and help protect our community! E-mail us at sbufmla@gmail.com, or packet:
come to a Feminist Majority Leadership Alliance meeting, every Tuesday at 8:15pm in the Stony Brook Union, room 223.
6 Features Vol. XXX, Issue 12 | Tuesday, April 14, 2009
John Kriscenski sibility of the Executive Vice President is to that all students should know about
Running for Executive Vice President fairly chair the Senate meetings, but I will What changes do you plan to make if elected? and should be able to take advantage of.
also use that position to ensure that stu- Most importantly, as chair of the Senate I
Why are you running for this position? dents and clubs are informed about the Together we can make the U.S.G. work for will work to provide effective communica-
I’m running for Executive Vice President Senate’s activities. Communication is a the students it represents. As your Execu- tion between the U.S.G. and the clubs on
because it is the position that would allow necessary component for any legislative tive Vice President I will work to simplify campus. I understand the frustration club
me to contribute the most to Stony Brook. body and as the Chair of the Senate, no club the complex rules that leave many in our leaders feel when they go to apply for a
e number one complaint I get from stu- will feel le in the dark. Over the last two clubs baffled and confused. I will work to budget, only to learn that are missing doc-
dents on campus is that there is not enough years I have always been a fair, moderate increase the communication between the uments that they never were notified were
communication between what happens in and hard working Senator. ese qualities U.S.G. and the students on campus that is not on file. e Undergraduate Student
the Senate meetings and what clubs find out are essential for a successful Executive Vice so desperately needed. Few students even Government needs to work for us and I ask
about (details regarding the budget process, President and if you elect me I’ll use them know that the U.S.G. offers free legal advice that you please join with me in fulfilling this
passed legislation, etc.). e chief respon- to make the Senate and the U.S.G. the most or free tutoring services right now. ese goal. I will work hard for you.
fair and effective it can be. are the assets of the student government
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arts&entertainment
Harvey Milk Was Not Mayor of SF
first openly gay public official in
By Natalie Crnosija America. Milk also begins his
tenuous friendship with conser-
vative Catholic supervisor Dan
Hollywood loves Frankenstein and all his permu- White, his soon to be opponent
tations. There is an industry in shooting the celebrity- and slayer, the Salieri to his gay-
dead full of celluloid, making them walk around on rights Mozart.
screen for two and a half hours with the expectation of The film, shot in the beige
plaudits. Highfalutin productions about the epic, palate of the age, is marked by its
tragic and ultimately triumphant lives of musicians, time; it is composed of frag-
artists and persons of note have become the new B- mented footage of raids, beat-
movie, populated by the living dead, hungrily grab- ings, riots and news reports. The
bing at a golden man. narrative film is embedded be-
With this precedent, “Milk,” a biopic of slain, gay tween these grainy images which
San Francisco politician Harvey Milk, seemed formu- color and imprint themselves
laic and destined to join the ghost land of Oscars past. upon the lives of the characters.
It is not. And if other biopics are B-movies, This context prevents the film
“Milk” is baroque opera in its highest form. It is as from being exclusively centered
vital and gripping as any grand libretto of the past, but upon Milk and his Icarian fall.
is simultaneously rooted in the modernity and divi- Milk’s story and success lifts the
siveness of the 1970’s. gay rights movement. Milk’s life
This duality makes such a lofty ascension unex- was focused on the fight for
pected as the film opens in the bowels of the New York rights and the film, like Milk
City with an ad executive’s casual pick up of a cherub himself, was a vessel for the
haired youth. movement. The message, hope
The ad executive, Harvey Milk (played with bril- for equality by all people, re-
liant feeling by Sean Penn), has lived closeted his en- gardless of sexual orientation, is
tire life. He laments his passive nature over a shared the true focus of the film.
plate of birthday cake with Scott (James Franco), his The evolving, message-
hookup who became something more. Together, they laden structure of Milk’s life and
move to San Francisco’s Castro district and begin death is emphasized through the club or in some rarified atmosphere where there isn’t
shaking up the corrupt system which nearly criminal- strategic use of arias and Milk’s own shift from hippie a care in the world apart from the availability of glow
izes homosexuality. From Milk’s small camera shop culture to that of upper echelon, power culture. He is sticks. The characters are weighed down by the prej-
begins a revolution which combats the prevailing gen- changed by power but remains true to the cause and udice around them and fight for the freedom to live
der intolerance in America. dies for it in the most dramatic fashion. He is eulo- and love as they please. This film is an upgrade from
Milk’s attempts at election are met with prejudice gized as an imperfect, selfless hero, whose quirks and “Brokeback Mountain” in that “Milk” is built on hero-
which Milk conquers one handshake at a time. With endearing aspects made him the human face of the ism and strong, forceful, queer characters instead of
his lightening rod status becoming bicoastal, Milk and movement. weakness and the tragedy of being gay.
Scott are driven apart. With each challenge, Milk be- Milk’s delicate internal architecture confounds the “Milk” is ultimately about hope and the human
comes more resolute in his fight. His eventual stereotypical “gay” role within a “gay” film as Broke- will to persevere, making even tragedy triumphant.
achievement of the city supervisorship makes him the back Mountain did years before. He is not set in a
bares no signs of its birth? Well, it could be because the last games and a revamping and healthy buffing of your life.
Americans just love to dominate stuff. What better up of the side quests portion of the game. In the end I, and everyone else, can hate on the franchise all
than to come upon an organism that at first glance though, it’s another Pokémon game, another month we want, but it doesn’t change the pure and simply
may seem more powerful or more experi- truth. I paid money for it, am playing it right
enced in its environment than you and just now, and am having a pretty good time. I asked
snatch it up and put it to work with the earlier if playing this game was nostalgic and,
help of some cool groundbreaking tech- in a twisted way, yeah, it is. Almost everyone
nology (i.e. the poké ball or small pox. Na- played and loved these games. Kids let friend-
tive Americans, cough). Africans, cough. ships crumble over feuds, all originating from
Either way, Platinum is soaring in the sales Pokémon. Grades slipped, unhealthy gaming
and doesn’t really bring that much to the habits surfaced. Obsessive-compulsive disor-
plate. der over collecting things ran rampant within
The RPG game play, which, ten years the mass of young kids who thrived on the
ago, acted as a harsh gateway drug to the pursuit or achievement of perfection.
Final Fantasy series and MMOs (the Pokémon was not really that productive for
equivalent of cocaine and heroine in gam- the growth of children. But, no matter how
ing), is relatively untouched. Previous in- many people jeer at you in public or how many
stallments attempted to add upon the girls definitely won’t talk to you, it feels good to
foundations with dual-battling, more embrace the series and whatever new install-
story-oriented game play, and of course, ment it brings. That’s because under that shiny
list after list of those fabricated cuddly cover and hidden deep in that little meaning-
icons. Platinum adds a couple new fea- less cartridge lay memories, no matter how
tures, such as new forms of Pokémon from embarrassing they really are.
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I-CON Elsewhere
An I-CONic Adventure Through
the Depths of Geekdom
had branches in a few different areas.
By Kenny Mahoney The main building was at Suffolk Com-
munity College, with some different
panels going on at a nearby Marriott
My First I-CON, or, an I-CONic Ad- and some more panels and gaming stuff
venture Through the Depths of Geek- at a Holiday Inn off Veteran’s Highway.
dom At Suffolk, the gymnasium was taken
I know it seems weird that the guy over completely by different booths,
that writes about videogames for the each one occupied by a store or dealer
newspaper has never been to I-CON, trying to sell their wares. Some really
but it’s true, I’ve never been. For those popular items seemed to be various
of you who are new to the school, or leather products and medieval outfits,
haven’t noticed storm troopers or guys board games and miniatures games, as
walking around with gigantic fake well as anime and manga.
swords on campus, I-CON is a scifi/fan- Now, when I say board games, I
tasy/geek convention that’s usually held don’t mean games like Monopoly or
right here at Stony Brook. However, Scrabble or any of that other Milton-
this year the convention was held this Bradley bullshit. I’m talking about
past weekend at the Brentwood campus board games for geeks. Games for men.
of Suffolk Community College, as well Men with beards. Games for people
as a few neighboring hotels. with a shit-ton of time and money on Tia Mansouri
I attended I-CON as a volunteer, their hands. I’m talking about games T
which basically meant that I had to do 8 like Warhammer, in which you have to right!? I’ll give you a minute to let that Mythbusters, as well as the author of the
hours of “work”, and in return I was buy (and then hand-paint) a ton of little sink in. As I was saying, these exotic Spiderwick Chronicles, Holly Black.
given free admission to the convention solidiers to build an army, and then dice are used with a number of games, Many of the guests were there for Q&A
all weekend. I know you’re dying to fight to the death against another dude’s but are most famous for the use with discussions, panels, and autograph sign-
hear about all the great stuff that volun- army. Dungeons and Dragons. You’ve got ings.
teers get to do, like stand in front of If I had to pick one, my favorite your standard 20 sided die, as well as 12, My girlfriend and I actually waited
doors for 4 hours or make sure room dealer at I-CON had to have been Ches- 10, 8, and even 4 sided die. And it’s not in line for 2 fucking hours to get Sean
capacities don’t go past the fire-hazard sex Dice Manufacturers. They do ex- just the number of sides that change, Astin’s autograph, only to realize that it
limit (the latter of which I had to do ac- actly what the name of their company but the size, color, and opacity as well. was going to cost me $20 to have him
companied by a man wearing a dress, says, they make dice. But what’s so in- Chessex had dice that were as small as sign anything other than the program.
cat ears, and a leash—I wish I were teresting about dice, you ask? Well, if 5mm and as large as the palm of your Apparently this is how it usually works
fucking kidding). I won’t go into it you aren’t a huge geek like yours truly, hand. Not only that, some had differ- with autographs, but I feel bad for any-
more, though, as that shit-storm de- you may not realize that there exist dice ent colors swirled together, and some one that paid for a ticket to have to pay
serves a whole article unto itself. with more than 6 sides. Amazing, were completely transparent. Even if an additional $20 for some guy to write
As I stated before, the convention you didn’t really care about dice, it re- his name on a piece of paper for you.
ally was a spectacle just to walk by the Although there were a huge num-
booth to see what could be done with a ber of panels given at the convention,
tiny piece of plastic. my volunteer work prevented me from
What’s really interesting about actually seeing any. But—unless you’re
some of these booths is the way that a huge geek or are really into some-
they try and get you to shop there. thing—the panels are so niche that if
Local videogame retailer Play-N-Trade you’re not a die-hard follower of what-
had a booth set up with Guitar Hero and ever they’re talking about, it’s probably
an old Super-Nintendo that passer-bys not going to be of that much interest to
could pick up and play for free. An- you. I was more than content to just
other booth had a dice game that, de- walk the convention floor and play
pending on what you rolled, would earn games.
you a specific prize. My girlfriend was So that’s pretty much all I saw. The
actually able to turn two one-dollar rolls volunteer work kept me from getting to
into $150 worth of prizes. Other booths see as much stuff as I would have liked,
had special sales and deals that would but I feel that I got my work’s worth. I
be otherwise unavailable outside of the don’t think I would have paid $60 for a
convention. weekend pass, but the cheaper day tick-
Other than just buying and selling, ets should be enough for anyone who’s
the convention also played host to a just going for shits and giggles. There’s
couple of famous artists, writers and ac- no word on when the next one will be
tors. The big-name guest was actor coming around, but it’s something I’d
Sean Astin, who you may remember as definitely go to again.
Frodo’s BFF Sam from the Lord of the
Rings movies. Other guests included
Tia Mansouri Tory Belleci from Discovery Channel’s
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Explainations for
This Statesman Ad
Nominees and awards were chosen in a Mediocre Actress: Anna Faris (The
meticulous screening process that took House Bunny)
months and a few weeks to determine the
winners. Emails disagreeing with a selec
tion can be sent to
sbpressnews@gmail.com, however, they
will not be read.
Sports
“The First Rule of Boxing Club is....”
minutes, but after that, we got to the
By Eric DiGiovanni punchin’. Normally, the first ques-
tion I ask when doing these articles
is along the lines of “When did this
FIGHT CLUB(S)- Boxing start?” or “Why should I take this
Style: Boxing. As if you couldn’t up?” But for the boxing club, my
read the head line. Seriously, why do first question was “How can I write
I do this part? with boxing gloves on?” Compound
When It Meets: Monday and that with the fact that I didn’t have
Wednesday, 8:00-9:30 PM my own photographer, and the diffi-
Where It Meets: Mat Room at culty of getting down notes and tak-
Pritchard Gym ing pictures. So basically, every time
Who’s Known For It: Mike Tyson, I had to make a note or take a photo,
Muhammad Ali, and Little Mac I had to undo the Velcro on the box-
from the Punch-Out!!! Series ing gloves, shake them off, undo the
Boxing. There’s really nothing I hand wraps so that I had enough
can tell you that you don’t already wiggle room to write or use the
know. Fist-fighting, pugilism, what- camera, do whatever I needed to do,
ever you call it, there’s already an wrap up my hands again, and then other guy’s going to be working on get a good hook right in my stom-
image in your head. Whether it’s of get back. Everything here is pretty a different rhythm. So either adapt ach. The punch didn’t hurt that
the glitzy pay-per-view fights on straightforward, meaning there’s no to his rhythm, or force him to go by much physically, but mentally, it
HBO, or maybe two gentlemen with nuances or language I have to trans- your own. Timing is everything in taught me a hard lesson: don’t leave
handlebar mustaches, fists at waist late (See the Capoeira article from this sport, and one punch at the yourself open.
height to engage in a fisticuffs duel the April 1 Issue of The Stony Brook wrong time can leave you open for a If you go to the Boxing Club
to protect ye olde honour, you can’t Press! Excelsior!, but it can be an nasty blow. looking for a fight, you’re going to
deny the popularity of the sweet sci- inconvenience. Speaking of nasty blows, yes, be disappointed. During a quick
ence. Also of note, the boxing gloves we got to spar. This wasn’t the kind peek in the racquetball courts that
Which is why I was concerned are surprisingly heavy, and this of sparring I was expecting – nay – led me to find the boxing club
that only four people (including my- coming from a regular gym rat. looking forward to, where we put on (Again, the efficiency at which this
self) showed up to Monday’s meet- Keeping them up all the time is a headgear and start rumbling. It’s im- school operates astounds me), I saw
ing of the Boxing Club, which good workout for the shoulders. In possible to go all-out or even do some people having actual bouts at a
started last Spring. Sure, there were fact, one of the selling points is that light-contact sparring in the context court down the hall from the mat
people already down in the mat it’s great for getting in shape. Patrick of the club because of all these room. Whether they split off from
room with us with boxing gloves al- Rooney, who’s been in charge of the things called “insurance” and “law- the boxing club to do their own
ready on, but apparently it’s just club this past semester, says “It’s suits” and “liability issues”. The ex- thing, or I accidentally stumbled
some random people. It might have good for all levels, it’s great cardio, ercise in its place, however, was upon some secret underground fight
been the fabled Mixed Martial Arts and we’re always changing things actually interesting. Basically, one club, they seemed to be the excep-
Club, but that’s for another time. up here.” Vladmir, a student who’s person can only fight offensively, tion, not the rule. Still, if you’re
Whoever did show up to that meet- been coming for the past two se- throwing punches and hooks, and looking for a good workout, the
ing, however, seemed to like it a lot. mesters says “This is like, the best the other can only block or dodge boxing club will do.
Fortunately, hand wraps and overall workout you can get without the punches. It’s great for working Now if you’ll excuse me, a man
boxing gloves are provided for those weights.” on technique and strategy, and helps just stole my bike, and I now I have
who don’t have their own (for a lim- We were working on punch more aggressive fighters slow down to chase after him along the New
ited number of people), so the club combos, and the mystery group had to look for weak points, while help- York skyline in the pink jumpsuit I
is accommodating. What’s great is their music setup playing in the ing more defense-minded boxers to am somehow wearing.
that we pretty much got right into background. So naturally, I started break the “Now I Gotta Hit This
the action. OK, first I had to go working in that rhythm. It makes it Guy” barrier, and work on feinting,
through a very specific process to really fun, but at the same time, it or faking out. It was tame, but the
wrap my hands, which took several seems futile. In an actual bout, the guy I was working with managed to
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Sports
New York State of Mindlessness
Is this what the team wants? In a
By Jason Wirchin brand-spanking new, overly-marketed
baseball palace, do the Wilpons want a
great view of empty stands? Of course
For the recently laid-off Long Island not! But that’s what they’ll get if ticket
dad hoping to take his son or daughter costs continue to soar before the econ-
to a Mets game this summer, seeing omy picks up.
those ubiquitous Citi logos all over the Here’s a look at prices for select
team’s new ballpark is a serious punch games this season, courtesy of
in the gut – especially if CitiGroup gave mets.com.
him a pink slip! For a game against the lowly
With Citi Field’s exorbitant ticket Cincinnati Reds, a single seat in the
prices, growing numbers of jobless New Delta Club Silver section behind home
Yorkers will need to cut their 2009 base- plate costs $270. A spot in the Metro-
ball budgets and attend fewer games politan Box Gold section along the
than usual. third base line against the Washington
It’s a demoralizing reality, but the Nationals costs $225. Don’t forget that
ironies hurt more than anything else. cheap seat in the Caesars Club Silver
Citi, which fired over 53,000 em- section in right field against the dinky
ployees last November in the second- San Francisco Giants worth $150.
largest job cut in financial history, will There are reasonably-priced places
have its presence felt from ticket stubs to watch a game, though. For several
to outfield walls, and everywhere in be- games against the Nationals and Florida
tween. Marlins, the least expensive seats cost
What’s an unemployed father of The Daily News reponded that Howard was likely referring to less $11 and $15 in the Promenade Re-
three to think of this corporate mess? Howard said the top ticket price at the prominent games labeled “Silver” in the served section. But don’t be fooled.
After Citi takes away his livelihood, they Mets’ new digs is $495 for 76 front-row Mets’ pricing system. From there, tickets rise to $20 and then
still have the cajones to spend $400 mil- seats between the dugouts, and that six gradually to $98 until they jump into
lion on stadium naming rights? These sky-high prices may sound
percent of seats are priced at more than hunky-dory to the fools who got us into the hundreds.
Apparently so, at least according to $200, the Daily News reported. Gone are the days when modest
Mets chief operating officer Jeff Wilpon. these economic troubles, but what of
“We’ve tried to do the best we could the man who can barely pay his bills, let Long Islanders could spend a day at the
“Citi is fully committed to their con- yard without going bankrupt. They are
tract. We’re fully committed to them. to keep this balanced,” Howard said. alone spend his leftover savings on a
gold-plated hot dog? but figments of our collective imagina-
There’s no change in status whatsoever,” Bullshit. tion, memories long departed in a
Wilpon told WCBS TV. In dire times, the Mets should take
dire measures. As a financial swoon en- world of greedy baseball ownership.
But back to ticket prices. If I may modify Mr. Howard’s state- Citi Field will be marvelous. It’ll
According to The New York Daily velops the nation, ticket prices need not
ment, the highest price for four games outdo Shea in every respect. But one
News, last summer, Dave Howard, the be stratospheric – only fair. The more
this season – opening Night against the thing remains certain. The new system’s
Mets’ executive vice president of busi- cash the average fan has to grab from
San Diego Padres and three games a shame – an Amazin’ shame.
ness operations, disclosed details on his wallet, the less often fans will come
against the New York Yankees in June –
Citi Field’s ticket-pricing structure. to the ballpark.
is not $495, but a walloping $695!