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Issue 2 MICA (P) 149/02/2008 Bullion of Knowledge, Gears of Time March 2008
All abuzz on
Patron’s Day
Page II
Struggling to stage it
Mélange loses opening night shows
SMU
Arts Festival:
All about
senses
Page III
I am interested
in Trading
Page VI
Unbranded
column
Page VII
THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM: Stageit’s exclusive preview of Mélange attracts audience despite struggle
Shark’s fin Ephraim Loy staff from the Office of Student When contacted, OSL main-
anyone? Life (OSL) was held just a week
“It was my first
tained that they had requested for
It was supposed to be their before the actual shows. earlier preview dates but such re-
Page VIII
first performance but turned out The panel gave comments to experience and I fell in quests were not met.
otherwise. improve and had suggested having love with my role. I was “Although the Arts Festival or-
It’s Singapore Several first time actors, di-
rectors and production crew from
more rehearsals and concluded that
Stageit did not “deserve too many
disappointed to hear of ganising committee had committed
to putting the shows on its calendar,
the cancellation.”
2010! Stageit, a theatre CCA in SMU, shows”. A suggestion to cancel it was a leap of faith by the com-
who were supposed to stage Mé- two opening night performances mittee. They also have the right to
Page IX Fourth-year social
lange, as part of the Arts Festival in in place of more rehearsals was science student exert quality controls over what was
SMU were disappointed. thrown up. Chong Wan En to be staged. Stageit had the right
“It was my first experience and This did not materialise. It was to deliver or risk the shows being
Racing fever I fell in love with my role. I was dis- finally decided that the opening removed. They are equally answer-
appointed to hear of the cancella- night shows were renamed “exclu- The students involved claimed able to the Arts Festival organising
among SMU tion,” said fourth-year social science sive previews” and subsequently they have added in an additional committee,” said OSL’s Assistant
student Chong Wan En. removed from publicity posters’ day of rehearsals after feedback Director Lim Siauw Chong.
students In an email, one of the mem- schedule. from the panel. He added that he was the one
Page XI bers involved wrote: “Three days “We don’t really care what it is But the main concern is the who suggested to put in extra re-
ago, the school administration de- called - exclusive preview or any- respect for the student population hearsals in lieu of the first night’s
cided to cancel tomorrow’s opening thing else. We just want to perform in general, a taste of what it is like performance to allow the crew and
shows because the plays were not and carry on with the show,” said in performing arts and the hope to cast to have pre-committed time to
up to their standards. Instead, the Elvin Ong, a director for one of the develop budding talent in theatre. rehearse intensively.
club has been forced to hold a “by- plays. The entire production was made up The “exclusive preview” was at-
invitation-only” preview in lieu of Added Leong Xinyi, a cast of first time actors, light and sound tended by some 200 invited guests
the performance.” member for “This Is Not a Problem” crew - almost half of the people in- and students who responded to the
The students involved in the one of the three plays supposed to volved were entirely new. emails that were sent out.
production claimed they had start- be staged: “(The school) is supposed “I think the main point is that “I’m happy to see that every-
A Model’s Life ed preparing for the big night some to support talent and I feel this is we tried our very best. Juggling thing went on well. My perfor-
Page XI five weeks ago. a platform for us to do so. It’s like CCA and studies at the same time mance could have been better,” said
A special preview to a panel taking away our rights and shows can be quite difficult,” explained Wan En, in an interview after the
comprising members from the Arts the lack of respect for students.” second-year business student Chen “exclusive preview”.
Festival organising committee and Zihao.
Issue 2,Page II
What’s Up @ SMU
The Blue and Gold
March 2008
Radhika Kanuga
Unbranded column*
Why are you here? Why am I here?
Far too often, after interactions while a professor is trying hard to another successful execution of the ground and a unique combination
with students, parents, fellow fac-
“Is that it? Is that what explain how to score an A for the grand plan. of looks, brains, and personality.
ulty members, University adminis- you are here for? Is that possible quiz question on “sustain- Is that it? Is that what you are For you, college life does not have
trators, employers of our graduates, what faculty are here able competitive advantage?” here for? Is that what faculty are to be about, and should not have
and alumni, it appears that the pur- for? To put our brains We then present such a list to here for? To put our brains and to be about just pursuing what the
pose of a tertiary education system and brawn, and blood, potential employers who have also brawn, and blood, sweat and tears, average of the students around you
is to serve as a sort of human re- lined themselves up according to together, to find out what is the best want to pursue i.e. the highest GPA
sources consultant for the corporate
sweat and tears, togeth- starting pay. And we start match- starting salary you can get when so as to pursue the highest salary,
world. er, to find out what is ing them up, one for one, highest you leave school – by striving to get so as to pursue the highest condo-
And this is how it is done. We the best starting salary GPA student to highest salary of- the highest GPA you can get while minium floor in the highest priced
select a fraction of the students you can get when you fering employer. When the entire at school? neighbourhood.
graduating from junior colleges leave school – by striv- list is matched up, we release sta- It doesn’t have to be that way. Well, what else could it be
and polytechnics. This selection is tistics about what percentage of our Not for you at least. You are not av- about? What else should it be
based primarily on our best guess of
ing to get the highest students got jobs (not careers, not erage. You are not a nobody defined about? More, in the next!
who would be liked best by the best GPA you can get while lives, not romance, not knowledge) only by your NRIC and GPA and *This article is the first in what
(i.e. highest paying) employers four at school?” within so many months of having starting salary. You too. And you. might become a regular faculty
years from now. We then put these finished the 45th credit at SMU. And that girl over there. And that column in The Blue and Gold. The
students through a set of courses, At the end of four years, we We all wear funny hats and gowns, guy who is obviously way too inter- main objective of this column is
somewhere between 35 and 45 de- neatly arrange these students in or- and march around SUNTEC City ested in that girl he is pretending to to convey an independent faculty
pending on how hard they are will- der of GPA from 4.00 down to 2.00. for an afternoon, with the highest be cool to (or cool towards?). And perspective on academic matters
ing to work, and for how long. The Of course, we have already, carefully, GPA (typically School of Accoun- that girl there who seems to have that seem of great importance
primary purpose of each course is if not always gently, got rid of those tancy) student getting five minutes mistaken the concourse for the to SMU students – on grades,
to contribute one course grade per students who could not make it to tell the rest of us a suspicious- Milan fashion ramp. And that guy class participation, group projects,
student. Students slog it out, main- past 2.00. For those employers who ly-fictitious-sounding-but-heart- there who would do well to pump examinations, grade reviews, etc.
ly trying to figure out exactly what cannot process numbers easily, we warming-nonetheless story about some other less built internal mus- The author does not claim to
they need to do to get the maximum helpfully categorise students into what s/he really, really learnt at cle to the level of his clearly well represent the official SMU view,
grade in each course component bunches with various honorifics school. And then the students all developed external muscles. but s/he might be influenced by
and in each course. Faculty slog it for easy recognition. Sometimes, in take photos with their brand new So, no, none of you is average. it. Guess who this faculty member
out to assign grades in such a way the process unfortunately, we have graduation-present latest camera Nothing wrong with being aver- might be – three lucky winners
that (1) minimises their work load, also got rid of faculty members who models, to enhance, overnight, a age of course. It’s just that you are chosen among the first 25 correct
(2) reduces grade review requests, could not make it past X on a five- thousand Facebook profiles. And to not. Just by definition, the prob- guessers (within the first 15 days
while (3) keeping to highly secre- point course evaluation scale (unless give their parents and grandparents ability of being exactly average, of this article being published)
tive grade distribution guidelines, they were particularly productive bragging rights over Mama Wang, when you are picked out of a con- will get some sort of prize. A good
and, (3) produces at least a minimal researchers). This magical number Uncle Padmanabhan and Granny tinuous distribution is exactly zero. suggestion for a name for this
course evaluation score for them- X cannot be revealed in public ei- Fatimah next door. And then the But more importantly, in your own column might also get you a prize,
selves. That minimum standard on ther, for it might give the odd, un- students all return home, and next mind, too, you are not exactly like (or at least a letter of reference for
course evaluations itself of course, ethical student some odd, unethical Monday, to their bright, new, shiny everyone else around you. You are a copywriting job). Comments,
depends on rank, tenure and status thoughts. Not you, dear reader, of jobs (not careers, not lives). And someone. You are special. You have critiques, ideas for future columns,
of the faculty. course, but who knows about that the faculty all return to school the special qualities and weaknesses questions are welcome – email me
kid sitting next to you surfing away next Monday too, pleased with yet and strengths and a family back- at unbrandedcolumn@gmail.com
Passing the
baton from the
7th to the 8th
Few can testify to the efforts of
the 7th SA Exco – the late nights,
the reforms, the subtle influences
on the student body. Still, that
doesn’t stop them from doing all
of the above and more. At the 2007
AGM and SA Investiture, outgo-
ing SA President Ahmad Firdaus
Daud and his team shared some of
the many accomplishments made
during their tenure and extended
a tearful farewell to his term in the
highest-ranked student body on
campus. Peppered with light-heart-
ed moments and interaction from
the audience during the AGM,
those present caught a glimpse of
collegiality attained by this small
group of individuals who had, just
months earlier, selflessly placed the
needs of SMU above theirs.
Issue 2,Page VIII
Higher Learning
The Blue and Gold
March 2008
MANAGING DIRECTOR
Counting down to the last shark Alicia Ng Sue Yee
Ngeow Shang Lin mand for it. As China’s economy utilised and a number of individual park. On the local front, there is an EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
surges, this demand is set to grow countries have gone further to ban increasing number of newlyweds Ephraim Loy Suan Je
The shark is caught alive and exponentially as the level of dispos- the act of finning. However, it is who have decided not to serve
whole. Within minutes, it is severed al income for the average Chinese the enforcement of such regula- shark’s fin soup as part of their EDITORS
of its fins and thrown back into the increase. Given the sharks’ low re- tions that prove to be extremely traditional wedding dinner. These Anirban Datta Gupta
ocean. Unable to swim, the shark production rate and their slow ma- tricky out in the ocean that seem- actions towards the preservation Uday Rao
sinks towards the bottom and is turity rate, the extinction of sharks ingly presents itself as a free-for-all of sharks though rudimentary, are
left to bleed to death or fall prey to is a very real possibility. game. Institutions such as Green- vital and present a small glimmer of MARKETING DIRECTOR
other fishes. This method is known The problem of overfishing peace and the Sea Shepherds may hope that change is imminent. Cheong En Min
as finning. A highly calculated act presents itself as one of most press- have tried to stop these rogue fish- It is more than just preventing
to maximise profits no doubt but it ing issues today and while modern ing expeditions, but the only clear the extinction of sharks. The sur- ART DIRECTOR
is also a practice that is highly in- technology has allowed for bigger way to end such fishing practices lie vival of sharks is key to maintain- Michael Ng Wai Ting
humane. fishing vessels and better nets, the in the hands of the consumers. ing the marine ecosystem. A system
We seldom spare a thought for expected bigger returns are not rea- Consumers today have little un- that is highly volatile, a rapid deci- LOGISTICS DIRECTOR
sharks and when we do, what comes lised. In 2006, The BBC reported derstanding of where their bowl of mation of sharks will destabilise the Lee Cher Han
to mind is Steven Spielberg’s vi- that the total amount of fish caught shark’s fin soup originates and are fragile balance. It is unsurprising
sion of a shark terrorising a coastal globally has decreased by 13% from generally unaware if the sharks are that reports are beginning to reveal CONTRIBUTING
town, looking for its next meal. In 1994 to 2003 and put forth a bold being caught through illegally or that scallops are declining, as fishes WRITERS
reality, however, the reverse is true. prediction that seafood would be unsustainable means. What is more that prey on these shellfish are un- Radhika Kanuga
The situation is dire for sharks as off the menus within the next 50 surprising however, is what shark’s checked. Sharks also provide an im- Tan Wenduan
they are being emptied out of our years. fin is used for. The fins itself have no portant revenue source for the dive Elvin Ong
oceans and into bowls of soup at an While many governments over taste in themselves are used merely tourism industry around the world. Terri-anne Teo
alarming rate. Sharks have roamed the world are working to set up to add texture to the soup. While In the 2007 Wild Aid Report Ngeow Shang Lin
the oceans for the past 450 million regulations against overfishing for it is the fin that lends the soup its for sharks, sharks were identified Oh Jin Rui
years since the dinosaurs, and now commercial fishes such as tuna and name, it is a very possible that it can as “likely to be in the first round of
there is a strong possibility that salmon, there are no catch limits be removed altogether. marine extinctions caused by hu- CONTRIBUTING
they might completely disappear in being put forth towards protecting In Hong Kong, after fierce man activity.” 50 years on, as hard as CARTOONIST
the near future. sharks. As the supply for these com- criticism from conservationists, the it may be to predict what the world David Lau
It is not uncommon to find mercial fishes dwindle, fisheries and Walt Disney Company, creator of would be like then, it is definitely
shark’s fin soup on the menu in consumers have taken to targeting the film “Finding Nemo” with the without a doubt that should the Want to write us a letter?
restaurants across Asia. A dish sharks as an alternative source. tagline: “fish are friends, not food” demand for sharks increase, sharks We want to hear from you!
guaranteed to bring in the profits; Current regulations state that bowed to pressure and removed will join their prehistoric counter- Write to us at:
a dish that will continue to stay on sharks should not be just killed for shark’s fin soup from the menu in parts, the dinosaurs. pubcomm@sa.smu.edu.sg
the menu as long as there is a de- their fins and but should be fully the Hong Kong Disneyland theme
Real life
experience
with HIV/AIDS
Visitors pen their support for
affected victims of HIV/AIDS at
the One Life Experience – an ex-
hibition to experience walking in
the footsteps of people living with
HIV/AIDS. The exhibition traces
the journey of affected individuals
from Singapore, Africa and Cam-
bodia through photo exhibits. The
individuals share their thoughts and
experiences on life with HIV/AIDS
via recorded messages provided on
headsets. Designed to provoke the
senses, the exhibition allows greater
understanding of how people get in-
fected and how HIV/AIDS affects
others. It goes beyond the realm of
increasing public understanding of
the disease. Rather, it aims to cul-
tivate empathy, sensitivity and seeks
to dispel the stigma and discrimina-
tion attached to HIV/AIDS. The
exhibition was held from January 5
to February 3 on Campus Green.
Issue 2,Page IX
SMUdge
The Blue and Gold
March 2008
Cricket in action
Alicia Ng
Once in a while a few of my senior
What are some of the achievements friends and coaches from domestic
of the SMU Cricket Team? clubs help us by supervising some of
Well, the team started of with our training sessions.
guys playing for fun and we came
in third in our first ever IVP back Why can’t Singaporean guys play
in 2003. Shortly afterwards Cricket cricket as well as Sri Lankans can?
was removed from the IVPs and Well they can’t seem to get their
the SUNIG (Singapore University mind round the rules can they!
Games) were started. We have been No seriously. Cricket is way more
second runner-up in that over the popular back in Sri Lanka than it
last two years. 2007 was probably is in Singapore. Kids are practically
our proudest year as the Cricket born with a bat in their hand! Hav-
team entered the Singapore Cricket ing constant exposure to cricket at
League as the ‘SMU Lions’ where home and on TV develops interest
we competed against 20 other cor- and knowledge of the game. This is
porate and clubs in the 4th Division. developed in schools at a very early
We ended up being placed fourth in age with strict training regimes.
the league and were promoted to With such a vast pool of heav-
Division 3 in the 2008 league. 2007 ily trained kids, you’re bound to see were into the finals! Don’t know how I never use studies as an excuse Any secret ritual you perform be-
also saw the team being taken under high standard for the sport. When I did it but it was memorable! because studies can always be bal- fore each game?
the wings of the Sports Excellence you play with people of high stan- The most painful experience anced given good time management We do our version of the
program and now the club follows dard, you improve! Simple as that. as a player is when the team loses (there are a few national athletes Hakka. Trust me when the clothes
two intense training session of three Having said that, Singapore Cricket games that you know you should who prove that). But I guess the fact start flying off that’s a very intimi-
hours each, per week. is developing very fast and there are have won. In December 2005 the that some clubs do not have enough dating sight!
a couple of great young kids playing SMU cricket team toured Perth funds to train properly is a huge hin-
Who’s your coach and how often for Singapore now. for the IRAUG (Indian Rim Asian drance. Also, unlike other univer- Tell us about your ambitions for the
do you get on his nerves? University Games) and lost a couple sities, SMU does not have its own SMU Cricket Team in 2008.
We have had many coaches over What’s the best/worst game you’ve of matches which we really had ‘in fields for sports like cricket, soccer, Having lost more than half our
the years and got on a lot of their ever played? the bag’. Had we won those games, rugby. So it’s difficult for players to team last year we are in the process
nerves! Last season we had an un- My most memorable moment we would have come in fourth in train as-and-when they want to (like of rebuilding the SMU Cricket team.
der-23 prodigy from India coach us would be back in Sri Lanka when the tournament which would have NUS and NTU). Last but not least So far things are going great and we
but this season we don’t have one I was a junior in the under-17 team been a huge achievement. They were I think SMU has lacked a ‘Sporting hope to carry on our good form in
as the Singapore Cricket Associa- playing our tournament semi-finals. probably the most painful cricketing Culture’. However there are pro- the 2008 League - ranking amongst
tion has no coaches available at the We needed 10 runs in the last four losses of my life. grams in place to ensure that this the top five, if not winning it.
moment. So senior members of the balls of the match and I had just come changes so I don’t think that would
team make it their duty to impart into bat. I somehow managed to get What are some of the biggest chal- be a persistent problem.
knowledge, correct techniques, etc. them off the first three balls and we lenges that an SMU athlete faces?
A model’s life
SMU student gets his brush with fame
Not a problem at all. If one the human gene projects and the service in a deviated form - proba-
could, at any point in time, summon possibility of parents customising bly less than a standard deviation at
the looks of one’s liking and con- their babies, Dr Plastic would only 99% confidence level. Whoever said
stantly be the most-adored creature be reserved for all the failed proj- that models are empty up there?
to walk the face of this earth, then ects. Thus, we should all embrace I remember vividly how the
who would you be? I would get a the notion of looking good but it tabloids hammered the contestants
thousand different answers from would be illegal to look exactly like in the ‘Hey Gorgeous!’ competition
whomever, if even any at all, that another person, just like a form of for not being able to answer ques-
bothers reading this article. End of copyright or patent. tions on general knowledge. Funny
the day, if you could be as kind to In the past few months, I’ve ac- how those people have nothing bet-
agree with me, it is a matter of per- tually had a chance to witness some ter to write about and they make a
ception. Like how some would say of the happenings in a model’s life living on someone else’s misery.
the glass is half full and the other by participating in CLEO’S 50 Maybe they should catch “Are You
half from across the room would Most Eligible Bachelors, the ‘Hey Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” and
rather think that the glass is half Gorgeous!’ competition and fash- come to terms with their inabilities
empty. But either way, there’s still ion shows for Flesh Imp, as well as as well.
PHOTO: TEH HONG YUE a glass. Newurbanmale. These are the stuff that get you
Oh Jin Rui My point in case – everyone’s All these experiences were real- down and it doesn’t help that most
have set this norm. And we subcon- just a glass and you determine ly enjoyable and honestly, it’s a mo- of us are still stereotypical of mod-
“I believe there’s more to life sciously allowed those images to whether that glass is full or emp- ment to savour when one is onstage. els. Worse still, we form extreme
than being really, really - really seep in and slept on it, dreamt about ty. It’s your choice. Alternatively, Cameras flash and snap. Crowd images of male models as ‘un-
good-looking.” That is definitely it or even fantasised about it. there’s always Dr Plastic. goes wild. You get the feeling like straight’ and female models that
the most ridiculously interesting Why did this happen? So many Speaking of Dr Plastic, who everyone’s watching and wanting sleep their way through so as to
comment I had ever come across. reasons, who would know. Can attends to our need of wanting to to be you. I know it’s really shal- come out tops. That’s probably the
Still, you would have to give credit anyone do something to change it? look good, I think certain govern- low but I’m just sharing the feelings reason why our society still remains
for Ben Stiller’s performance in No. And that’s in your face, cold- ments could provide this form of that were running through at that divided on Section 377A and the
Zoolander. From the constant bick- straight no. You’ve been listening public service to their people. Prob- moment. And with each passing public can’t decide on the level of
ering and bitching to the moments to Eric Clapton too often and no, ably like a plastic surgery depart- second, you just get more and more media censorship.
of vanity and self-obsession, you ac- you can’t change the world. Even ment under the National Health confident, and I’ve got no idea if it’s Point aside; I do believe there
tually wonder if this is for real. the President of the United States Service and there could be subsidies the adrenalin rush or the attempt to are exemplary individuals that still
Honestly, I don’t know how couldn’t do it, what more anyone of for those in need. be professional, but the poses just bring honour to the Models’ Creed
much it matters to be good-looking us? Maybe even in Singapore, we gets increasingly ‘modellish’ for a – “I believe there’s more to life than
but I know for sure that it’s easier So, what shall we have today? I’d could tap into our Medisave for first-timer like myself. being really, really - really good-
for a person to fit into society if he like the porcelain skin with brood- such purposes since I hear that it’s My friends had a good laugh looking.”
or she isn’t ugly. As unfortunate as ing eyes. How about a little pout common for parents to pay for their and were pleasantly shocked, as I Thank you Zoolander.
it is, those that produce the movies and some angle for the camera? kids’ look-good operations. And in would rather believe, with my new-
we watch or the magazines we buy time to come, with the success of all found fame. So that’s community
Racing fever
among SMU
students
The organisers had planned for
a three-day sign-up but had hit full
capacity just on the first day. That
was the response for a trip to the
Premas Karting Circuit track in Jo-
hor Bahru, Malaysia organised by
SMU Motor Inc. The 29 students
who went on the trip were rewarded
with adrenaline pumping fun. Apart
from some spinning in the go karts,
the first-timers also managed their
machines to negotiate tight turns at
high speeds. Plans for more of such
go kart events are in the pipeline, say
the organisers.
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