Issue 1

Editor : Claire Worgan

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THE BARE FACT OF

THE MATTER IS.....
By Claire Worgan

Y ou may have noticed something different

when you picked up your paper. barefacts,
the longest running student newspaper in
the country, has had major plastic surgery.
However controversial this is set to be, there
are valid reasons for the choice. After a
meeting of the new team for 2008/2009, it
was decided that barefacts was tired; and
the love for the paper had been lost. New
students had no idea about barefacts, made
obvious at Freshers Fayre in September, with
numerous copies trampled into the marquee
floor after the event. Still today, unread copies
are sitting in their bins around campus.We
think that the paper needs to become, once
more, a valued part of UniS life - and the
only way to bring it back was to redesign the
image. After discussing this, it was further
realised that the name barefacts doesn’t
itself offer any link with Surrey. And so, after
an unanimous vote by the committee, the
paper became representative of the beloved
icon and mascot of the university. “The Stag”
was born. You stand here today reading the
new and improved paper. The loyal barefacts
fans might be saddened by the choices made,
but when it comes down to it, the student
newspaper needs to represent the students
themselves.
We hope you’re happy with The Stag, and
continue to read and support your student
paper. The Stag aims to become the voice
of the students once more, with great fresh
writing styles, regular columns and exclusive
interviews alongside the new image. A new
and exciting reading experience, offering
plenty of opportunities for you all to write in
and take part. We hope The Stag becomes
the talk of campus!
Disappointed letters are, of course, expected
by the team, asking why the institution that
was barefacts has been taken off the shelves,
but it was only through taking a long hard look
at the future of the paper that barefacts had
to be laid to rest. The revolution is here, and
The Stag is that revolution.If you have any
comments , please feel free to email the team.
However, please bear with us while we move
through this bumpy transition period.

What does City Boy What a load of

have that Campus Boy
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doesn’t?
B****cks!

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Exclusive interview with campus news Reviews Kreme
“Ollie” from hit tv show inside!!
“Coming of Age”
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 The Time Has Come ...
The Stag Is Here
Worgan’s Words In this issue.....
of Welcome Meet the team | Page 3&4
News
She’s back and she’s Pages 5 & 6
changing things around here ... Features
Campus Boy | Page 9
Remember me? The lucky few that do, Dr Russ | Page 9
will recognise me as the Editor of the Not News | Page 10
once loved barefacts. However, as you
The Exclusive | Page 11
may have noticed, things have changed
a bit round here. barefacts has sadly as- Autumn Recipes | Page 12
cended to the big newspaper heaven in Wagadadda | Page 13
the sky. The reign has now been taken by Societies
The Stag, which I may be biased in saying The Guild | Page 15
will be “Antlers” above the rest!. The time Debating Society | Page 15
had come for barefacts, after 40 years, to Photography Society | Pages 16 & 17
be laid to rest. The rebrand was needed
Amnesty Int Society| Page 18
and here we are today! You are reading a
new era of Surrey’s student newspaper. Englit Society | Page 19
Horoscopes
I am privileged once more to be in the driving seat of this new look Page 20
paper. With a fresh and enthusiatic team, I hope that The Stag will be as Arts
much loved as barefacts once was. We aim to bring a fresh approach to Music | Pages 22 & 23
news, with exclusive interviews and regular columns. Film&TV | Pages 24 & 25
The outlook, however risky, seems positive.
Literature | Page 26
We all hope you enjoy reading and become loyal readers of the new Sports
look, new size paper. Rowing | Page 28
Rugby | Page 28
I am once again appealing for you all to write in with your views on the Trampolining | Page 28
campus, the world and anything that takes your fancy. WIthout our Ultimate Frisbee | Page 28
writers, The Stag cannot be published! Gliding | Page 29
Archery | Page 29
We look forward to reporting to you everything that this year throws at
How to contact the team | Page 31
us! And we sincerely hope that you learn to love The Stag as much as
we do. Lastly, I would like to thank my wonderful new team for all their
hard work that has gone into this issue.Thanks Guys! Find out more information at:

a ri e http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.
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 Meet The Team
EDITOR
DEPUTY EDITOR Claire Worgan DEPUTY EDITOR
Sara Hadfield Amy Campbell

Hello again! Well here’s a little bit

about me ..... I’m a Post-Grad studying
Marketing, I am obsessed with any-
thing pink. I’m Sussex born and bred
and have a passion for unconven-
Hi, my name is Sara! I am a first year ,
tional male celebrities, in particular Hiya! My name is Amy. I am a second year
studying Business Management and I am
Jonathan Creek! (Ok, now you know Media Studies student and my role is to
also the new Deputy Editor, specialising in
how weird I really am!) make sure all you students read the fan-
design. I hope to bring fresh ideas to the
layout of the magazine so that it reflects tastic new Stag newspaper!
the current student body at the University You may have all seen me in Channies, I
of Surrey! If you have any ideas regarding seem to spend most of my time behind the
the newspaper or its layout please contact bar there! Other than that I enjoy nights
me. in the union and spending time with my
friends back home and my special ones
at uni!
NEWS EDITOR I look forward to contributing to the new
DEPUTY NEWS Amy Short revised edition of your student’s newspa-
per!
EDITOR
Steven Hayton I’m a first year studying Sociology, Culture and FEATURES EDITOR
Media. I’m really excited about being part of Kim Harris
“The Stag” team. I think this experience will im-
prove my journalism skills and knowledge of the
industry.
I love going out, clubbing, listening to any type of
music, taking photographs and getting involved
with any type of media.
My favourite film: Fight Club

Steve Hayton 20,

E D ITOR
From: Woking
I E N CE n on
course: Culture, Media and Com- SC Sh a n
munication with Professional Eng- To b y
lish
Fav film: Pulp Fiction
Toby Shannon - Scientist, cook, I’m Kim
Fav song: U2 - Beautiful Day
raconteur, adventurer and Studies: English Literature with
Likes: going out with my mates,
renaissance-man extraordinaire. Creative Writing
clubbing and drinking etc., driving
When not in the lab or cooking, Favourite Book: The Pact by Jodi
and my car even more, football
he’s most likely lost somewhere. Picoult
If you see him, point him in the Favourite Film: The Notebook
right direction. Favourite Band: The Lostprophets

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 CO SOCIETIES EDITOR
CO SOCIETIES EDITOR ARTS EDITOR Mariam Nasir
Justin Waite Amy Barnes

Greetings from your new Societies Co-Editor! You

Hello! Hi! I am an English lit undergraduate. I am
may have seen me walking around campus and
I’m Amy. I’m a first year English Literature with from Pakistan but i was born and have
hanging out in the Student’s Union, but now I’ll
Creative Writing student. The Literature Sec- been living in Cyprus my whole life. This
be here writing directly to you about all the latest
tion is not just about book reviews (although transition to England has been amazing
news concerning the many Societies at Surrey!
they are more than welcome!) so far, i’m really enjoying my time here at
I’ve been here at Surrey for the last three years,
Some of my favourite reads of this year include uni and i hope that you all are too. I will
first as an Undergraduate Politics student, but
books by Neil Gaiman and ‘One Good Turn’ by keep you all posted on the societies front.
now as a Post-Graduate International Politics stu-
Kate Atkinson. If you’ve read something that
dent. You keep me updated on what your society
you’re happy to rant or rave about, drop me
has been doing, remember, its’ your newspaper!
an email.
I’m looking forward to being a part of The ARTS EDITOR
Stag team and to the rest of my first year of
life at Surrey. If you have any suggestions or Rachael Fitz-Patrick
ideas for the Literature Section don’t hesitate
to get in touch!

ARTS EDITOR
Ollie Sim

COPY EDITOR
Joe Kenward
I’m studying a BA in Film Studies with Creative Writing.
I have always been fascinated in films and going to I’m Joe, a final year Applied Psychology and Sociol-
the cinema has been a hobby for me since I was four ogy student, and I’m your Copy Editor. I spend time
years old. cooking (including baking my own bread) and paint-
I come from Cambridge and my favourite films include: ing. I enjoy going to gigs, especially enjoying the
Idi I smotri (Come and See), Citizen Kane, M, The genre of folk/rock- Tim Buckley and Anais Mitchell
Usual Suspects, La Grand Illusion, Seven, The King of in particular. Occasionally, and masochistically, I go
Comedy, The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith, Southern to watch Wycombe Wanderers play. I’m partial to
Comfort, This is Spinal Tap, The Night of the Hunter, La an ale or two, with Old Peculiar being my preferred
Passion de Jeanne d’Arc (The Passion of Joan of Arc), tipple. Lastly, my favourite TV shows include Dexter,
The Godfather, Fargo and Bonnie and Clyde. Alan Partridge, Blackadder and Peep Show. I also
wear Spongebob Squarepants pyjama bottoms (al-
though you’re unlikely to see me in these on campus).
My name’s Rachael, and I am a final
year nutrition and dietetics student
that has stumbled into the role of mu-
sic editor. I was a reviewer in my sec-
ond year, and am now loving being
the editor, because all the lovely free
CD’s come addressed to me! I like all
types of music, my heart is with in-
die but that doesn’t mean that that’s
all that will make it into the paper!

U T Y C O P Y EDITOR
DEP vies
p h a n i e D a
Ste
My name is Stephanie Davies and I am The Stag’s
new Deputy Copy Editor. I am a displaced Austral-
ian studying English Literature with Creative Writ-
ing for my first year. You can tell that I’m an English
student because I quote Emily Dickinson in my Fa-
cebook statuses. I am really excited about the new
paper and I look forward to correcting your punc-
4 tuation.
 By Stephen Hayton
Parking Chaos
P erhaps I’m being a little pedantic here, but surely I’m not the only
one to notice the recent chaos in the main car park? Since the
construction work began on the new school of acting building there
has been a mad squeeze in the main car park to fit in all those happy
£170 permit holders. Yes that’s right, over £170 for a year long permit
that entitles you to a space which may not even be available.
Why is this happening? Simple. The new building is being built over
the old pay and display car park near the sports centre, and while this
seems like a nice site for a new building it has meant all the users of
that car park now take up 120 spaces in the main car park, leaving
poor permit holders struggling to find somewhere to put their car in
the morning.
To make things worse, people have to find parking somewhere in
Guildford and turn up late for lectures. University student and car park
user Ben Pulsford said that “The prices are appalling, you can never
find anywhere to park and half of the students here travel round Guild-
ford trying to find free, you know, other places to park”. that’s unrealistic. However, a few more spaces to stop people feel-
ing agitated and hard done by would not go amiss. I for one have had
Thankfully the old pay and display car park was partially opened up enough of parking down residential streets, feeling stupid as I look at
to allow for some of the permit holders to attempt to get their money’s my permit thinking that I’m a mug for coughing up £170. Why not take
worth but how long will this last? some of our permit fee and lay down a new bit of concrete and slap
some paint on it. At least that way the average permit holder will feel
This needs to be sorted out soon. Surely it’s just a case of decency? their money is going to good use. If it fails to get resolved you won’t
If you fork out the money for a parking place it should be there for you, need a genius to tell you that people are going to start wanting their
I’m not talking about each person with their own personal space, money back.

The Crunch...it’s not just The Night of the Smurfs

This is addressed to all who were enjoying a quiet time in

Cornflakes
Chancellors Bar on a dark and cold evening that many of
you may remember. This is an official apology from the rugby
team, we are sure by now even the freshers know who we
are.

By Jennifer McConnell, Holly Stewart The mens rugby team do not want to be seen as the people to
avoid around campus, on the pitch and in the students union.
and Alice Smith With Surrey students paying an average Now because of this we would like to convey our sincerest

I n fact, it’s quite serious. The price of a of £85 a week for their accommodation, it apologies to anyone who we offended on the evening of 22
is reassuring to know that we are in good October.
pint at Chancellors has increased by 20p.
It’s very easy to blame the infamous “credit company. The national average for rent has We would like to invite you to our next match.If you have time
crunch”, but what is it exactly? In simple increased by £10 a week over the last four please come down and see what we are really like, the touch-
terms, the credit crunch is happening due years. London students have even suffered line banter is not to be missed!
to companies finding it more difficult and a 35% swell from 5 years ago.
expensive to borrow money. This is causing One silver lining is that student loans will The Men’s Rugby Team
banks to lend less money and raise interest not be affected. An NUS spokesman told us
rates on what’s already being borrowed. So that the government had no future plans
is this going to affect us? Well according for cutting loans, and that banks such as Do you know of any
to Natasha Gilbert, money expert at the HSBC are cutting interest of graduate’s stories that our news
Guardian, the answer’s no. Our loans overdrafts. team should be
come from governments rather than banks
and they’re guaranteed base rate interest. So good news, or bad news? The bad reporting on?
Fortunately for most students, the only news is, as a generation of first time home
way the credit crunch is affecting them is buyers, it will be harder to get a mortgage.
the price of a drink...and the odd shop at And the good news? By the time most of
Tesco. But Natasha believes the financial our readers graduate, the economy will newsdeskstag@gmail.com
crisis could hit students where it hurts, return to steady feet. Until then, let the
their rent. economists stress about your finances. 5
 Not So Fresher
By Amy Short

F reshers have been warned about the increased risk of food poisoning
among first-year students (and young people in general!)

According to a survey by the Food and Drink Federation, organisers of National

Food Safety Week, 61% of 15-24 year olds do not always follow manufacturers’
instructions when preparing food and, when asked to name something that
could cause food poisoning, less than 7% named “undercooked food”.

And it’s not just the way you cook! A food safety study showed undergradu-
ates were more likely to get sick by consuming contaminated food and drink
because of the way they store things.

A total of 299 Bournemouth University students completed questionnaires in

February 2006, followed by a further study of 30 student flats. Evidence was
found of over-packing in 92% of fridges, and 88% of fridges included uncov-
ered leftovers. A total of 16% of fridges studied contained mouldy or rotten
fruit, vegetables and cheese. Philippa Hudson, senior lecturer in food safety at
Bournemouth University, said: “Over-packing increases the risks of cross-con-
tamination.”

Dirty hands are another major cause of food poisoning. Some germs can
stay alive on hands for up to three hours, spreading to all the things we touch.
Around 29% of 15-24 year olds don’t always wash their hands before preparing
food and 12% don’t always wash their hands after using the toilet!

By Amy Short
Absolute Carnage
However, Carnage UK has been slammed by councils for encouraging
binge-drinking and sexually-demeaning acts. Despite ‘drink responsi-
bly’ slogans on the t-shirts supplied by Carnage, participants were sold
potent alcoholic shots and given free drink for removing items of cloth-
ing, which placed participants – both male and female – in extremely
vulnerable positions
Police have even admitted that they were powerless to ban Carnage.
Police licensing officer Graeme Cheetham said: ‘We have met with all
the participating venues and indicated that although we do not sup-
port this type of event, there is no legislation available to prevent it
taking place.’
In response to this, the organisers of Carnage said “we are committed
to ensuring the safety of our students. We have operated the Carnage
UK Student Event right across the country for almost half a decade
without incident. At the forefront of our mindset is student safety, and
how we set about ensuring that our procedures and working practic-

T his year’s Carnage Guildford was held on Tuesday 11th November

with 1000 students attending. The theme “dirty porn star” saw lots
of fish net tights, underwear, bunny ears, big hair, false eye lashes,
es contribute to a safe and enjoyable environment. We have in place
a number of measures to engender a safe and responsible attitude
whilst attending any of our UK events.”
afros and moustaches. Students literally crawled from pub to bar to
club including Slug and Lettuce, HaHa Bar, Bar Mambo, Flares, Bar
Med and rounded off in Harpers where Artful Dodger made a special newsdeskstag@gmail.com
appearance.
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 Tuesdays in Channies

CLAIM A COMPLIMENTARY ORIGINAL GLAZED

DOUGHNUT AT

THE GUILDFORD KRISPY KREME STORE

Krispy Kreme is offering readers of The Stag a special treat when you take this voucher into selected
Krispy Kreme stores. Just head down to Krispy Kreme’s Guildford store between the 24th November and
8th December, to pick up your complimentary Original Glazed Doughnut straight off the line, perfect for
sharing with friends and family.

Conditions:

The Original Glazed is Krispy Kreme’s signature doughnut. On top of that there are 15 other varieties, Voucher is valid from 24th November and
8th December 2008
including filled, powdered and sprinkled. Of course, nothing goes together quite like a doughnut and
coffee, so when in store why not pick up a latte, cappuccino or espresso, perfected by our skilled One voucher per customer, per
baristas. transaction. Photocopies not accepted.
No cash alternatives.
Head down to the following Krispy Kreme stores between 24th November and 8th December 2008
to claim your Original Glazed doughnut: Not valid in Tesco in-store bakery units.

Guildford: 18 North Street, Guildford, GU1 4AF

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 CAMPUS BOY
Fear and Loathing on Campus
I’m here again. I didn’t even mean to be
here. It’s probably the worst place to be
on a 10 minute break from a two hour
lecture. I definitely made a mental note
never to enter this place, at this time, on
this day, last week. And yet here I am, body
stuffed tightly between other bodies, front
and behind, sandwiched on other sides by
packets of refrigerated cold meats and a
stand of reduced bread rolls. Brown bread
rolls. Reduced, and the brown rolls still get
left behind. Even the students don’t want
them! These people really are standing too
close. Some basket-wielding shoppers are
so focussed on grabbing a snack that they
neglect to realise they’ve bruised my knee-
caps and rendered me incapable of moving
forward with any speed. Forward though I
go, towards the freezer section. I’m safe
here. Surely no one, at this time, with this
Cam
amount of people, in this tight space, will
pus
think now is a good time to reach in and
select a Dr Oetker pizza. Oh, yes, yes they
can. Obviously. Forgive me while I take a
Boy
deep breath of the wafting cold air as you
open the freezer door, Mr Pizza Lover, but it
smells marginally better than you. Round-
ing the corner into the booze section has
rarely felt so satisfying. I’m on the home
straight now, and it’s far too early for any-
one to need to part the crowds to pick up
some tinnies. A celebratory impulse pur-
chase is in order, and these cakes might
just make my day. Rich reward for my pa-
tience, I feel. If anything, One Stop have
won. I only went in to accompany friends
on their journey and I’ve ended up with
a packet of mini Battenbergs and some
reduced brown rolls. For the ducks, I tell
myself. The ducks will make me happy.

Dr Russ replies……….
Your careers Dr helps you out with your exam worries
I’m worried that exams are looming and I still haven’t filled out
all the application forms I intended. What should I do?
This is one of those questions for which there is no right or wrong
answer. There are all sorts of personal issues involved. For example,
how important is it that you have a definite job offer before you leave?
It goes without saying that the more applications you make, the more
you increase your chances of finding a job. Mind you, it is mainly
the well-known graduate recruiters who set early closing dates for
receipt of application forms and they are also the ones who are the
most difficult to get into. Simply making lots of applications doesn’t
guarantee you a job. Only you can decide whether you want to make
the extra effort required to meet their deadlines and keep alive your
chances of employment with them.
But aren’t they more likely to be smaller employers who advertise
in the summer?
Generally speaking this is true. Most of the employers who recruit
graduates in large numbers are likely to have filled their vacancies.
However, they sometimes fail to meet their target or perhaps their
original target changes for some reason so you can still pick up
occasional vacancies with the popular recruiters. You could also
consider applying the following year. Of course, if your aim is to work
for a smaller organisation anyway then leaving it till nearer the time
you graduate would work very much in your favour.
Any final tips?

I am wondering whether it might be better to concentrate on my Just one. If you are someone who
degree. What do you think? is good at getting on with things
through careful prioritisation and
If you are you on a borderline at the moment e.g. First / 2.1 or 2.1 / 2.2 a well-organised lifestyle, then
and you think that spending too much time on application forms will you might be able to squeeze a
interfere with your chances of getting a higher degree class, then you few more application forms out
might benefit from a strategic decision to put your job-hunting on hold of your busy schedule. If you
for the time being. It may also help you to know that typically about 30% decide to do that, you can check
of Surrey graduates obtain their work by replying to advertisements. closing dates in Vacancies for
Since these are more likely to be available nearer to the time you Finalists on the Careers Service
graduate, you could decide to put off applying till then knowing that
other opportunities should still be around.
website at http://magic.surrey.ac.uk/careers
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THIS IS NOT NEWS!
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Useless genealogist descended from
long line of useless genealogists
By Pete Nattress
A local genealogist has traced his ancestry for the first time, only Duke Earl Jonesian the Third of Buckingham-by-Bow,” he assert-
to discover that his forebears were just as incompetent at the disci- ed proudly. “He was an alcoholic slave-merchant who used to pass
pline as he is. Daniel Jones, 52, took up genealogy seven years ago the time by starting fights with swans. He was also fascinated by
after discovering a poorly-designed website which promised him his lineage but only managed to trace it back to his grandfather be-
the ability to “unlock the secrets of the past” in return for a month- fore his neck was broken by a particularly large and angry swan.”
ly subscription. Since then Jones has tried his hand at mapping the
lineage of several of his friends only to find the process overbear- “His grandfather before that was a lowly orphan chimney sweep from
ingly difficult, often ending up fabricating most of the family tree Manchester. He also wanted to trace his parentage, but he gave up when
and spending the excess cash on bingo and gardening equipment. he realised he was an orphan and didn’t really have anything to go on.
And his great-grandmother was Mary, Queen of Scots, believe it or not.”
“I get a bit lost if I’m honest,” admitted Jones. “Genealogy is a skilful
and time-consuming process and I possess neither the skill nor the Despite these discoveries and the slim prospect that he will be able to
time needed to accomplish it.” Jones also admitted that he often told summon the modicum of skill required to accurately establish other peo-
clients similar information when he was not feeling creative. “My past ple’s ancestry, Jones remains upbeat, explaining that he can now learn
six subjects have all been direct descendants of Mary, Queen of Scots,” from the mistakes of his idiotic ancestors. “One of my great-grandparents
he said. “You may think that I’m being dishonest but the law of aver- was slightly confused by the concept of a family tree, and tried to draw
ages says one of them has to be. Mary Queen of Scots got around.” his on the bark of an actual tree, which went quite well until it got Dutch
Elm disease, destroying twenty years of his work. At least I’m not that
Jones reported that his findings regarding his own ancestors’ com- stupid.” Jones will continue to pay a nominal subscription to the website
mon ineptitude at genealogy stretch back further than most of until he finds something more interesting to do with his worthless life.
his fabricated family trees. “My great-great-grandfather was Lord
USSU to promote “Responsible
Prepare to be challenged... Dunking”
Clever? Dumb? That bit in-between? Then you’ll have the By Collin “Legend” Everett
time of your life at Channies Challenge! It is the fortnightly Students hoping to enjoy a hard afternoon dunking biscuits into their tea or coffee will be
pub quiz at Chancellors hosted by Andy Vale and Ben subject to a new campaign from the Students’ Union, as of next week. The campaign - to be
Phillips. It costs £1 per team member to enter, with all formally unveiled by the President next Monday - will encourage students to be more con-
siderate when availing themselves of a coffee-soaked digestive.
money going into a fat prize pot for the winners. Questions
are on general knowledge, sport, music and whatever “We have had so many complaints from all quarters about the aftermath of students who
tickles our fancy. The quiz starts at 9 but it is well advised spend all afternoon dunking without proper respect for their neighbours or peers”, said a
to get there at about 8, unless you want to be one of the spokesperson, “We’ll be initiating a campaign to ensure that this does not continue, and
folks sitting on the floor. But don’t laugh at them sitting on we students can be considered an asset to the city of Guildford, or something. We are not
the floor, they won over £60 just for coming second last banning dunking, rather we are promoting responsible dunking.”
week. The team with the best name also wins a packet of
crisps/a muffin/whatever we can scrounge from the bar. Anonymous sources have suggested that the campaign will lead to biscuits being removed
from Chancellors and Seasons, unless they can withstand being dipped into a mug of tea
It’s usually on every other Week, but check the “Channies and stirred around for 10 seconds without disintegrating into a sludge. If true, this may well
Challenge Appreciation Society” Facebook group for lead to the banning of all biscuits from university catering facilities. Further concerns are
updates in case we feel like doing an extra one! You can raised that One-Stop will be expected to support the scheme and withdraw similar dunka-
also go there to send us suggestions for rounds, give bles from their shelves.
feedback or just heckle us from the safety of your computer.
A spokesman for the Surrey University Dunking Society said in response to the news “What?
Nooooooooo!”. A more coherent spokesman responded with concern: “Students arrive at
this university with a sense of freedom, expecting that they should be free to experiment
with dunking biscuits as they see fit. If this campaign takes hold, it will criminalise those who
enjoy this innocent pleasure. I fear it will drive this activity underground. Can you imagine
10 what will happen then? We will have men and women trying to dunk Jammie Dodgers into
banana milkshakes. That way lies madness.”
 EXCLUSIVE
A Quickie With… Ceri Phillips
(aka Oliver Sinclair/ the Welsh one) from BBC Three’s “Coming of Age”
- A bawdy sitcom about the lives of five teen-
agers. What do you mean you haven’t seen it
yet?! Get it on BBC iplayer now!!! Here Ceri re-
veals his fear of lifts, secret love of make- up,
and what’s in store for the future...

Amy : Hi Ceri! We love ‘Coming of Age’ and your character “Ol-

lie”! He’s quite crude. Would you say you’re anything like him?

Ceri: Apart from the crudeness, no. Ollie is a little delusional and I like
to think I have my feet firmly on the ground. Um...to be honest, I’m not
like him at all!
Ceri (far right) with the rest of the “ Coming of Age” clan
Amy: “Ollie” would answer Jeremy Clarkson… but who would you
like to be trapped in a lift with? Amy: How did you get to where you are today?
Ceri: The very notion of being trapped in a lift frightens me to the core Ceri: Hard work and luck. You have to know how to wait when you’re
of my being!!! But, I suppose, Robert DeNiro would be OK. Just so I an actor. Something always comes up eventually, you just have to wait!
could ask him “How the hell are you so good?” Him or Jessica Alba... Doing what I enjoy has helped me stick at it too!
Amy: What was your favourite line/joke/scene from the series? Amy: If you could do a degree, what would it be? (And you can’t
say acting/drama)
Ceri: Ooooooh, toughy. Personally, when I had to dress up as a Rocky
Horror character...I have a thing for make-up...The scene I laughed at Ceri: Philosophy. Without a doubt. My grandfather was one, so it’s in
most was DK trying out his magic in episode 6. The teacher, played by my blood. I did have a place in Aberystwyth Uni to do drama through
Daniel Taylor, was AWESOME! Joe was OK as well... the medium of Welsh, but my year out turned into four years out...and
counting!
Amy: Any backstage gossip?
Amy: And last but not least… will there be another series of
Ceri: Gossip is such an odd word. Nothing really that would get the COA? If so, what can we expect from it?
readers dropping their mugs of coffee. Shall I make some up? Joe who
plays DK stole staplers all the time. Tony who plays Matt is a gun run- Ceri: OOOOOOH! I have no idea! I hope so. IF we get a second series,
ner, I’m in love with Tim who writes it who in turn loves Anabel, who expect more of the same energy and hi-jinks, but I’m sure there will be
plays Chloe. Hannah doesn’t really play Jas, she has a maid who fills a few innovations as well!!
in for her.
Well we certainly hope there is going to be a second series! 11
 Yummy Yummy Yummy I have love in my tummy!
Autumn recipes to warm those chilly tootsies....
Spicy Potato Hotpot
By Chetna Pandya (final year, nutrition/dietetics)
Time: 35 minutes

I
Serves: 2
t’s that time of year again. You’ve settled into campus. Well
and truly into it if you’re a final or second year (the work is pil- Other: Vegetarian
ing up), and pretty much getting used to the eternally unclean
kitchen and nocturnal housemates if you’re a fresher. Ingredients
The leaves are drifting off the trees and there’s an autumnal What to do.....
chill that’s making you glad campus rooms are environmentally - 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil
1) Preheat the oven to 200°C, 400°F,
unfriendly infernos, or wishing you were on campus if you’re - 1 small onion, finely chopped Gas mark 6
scrimping and saving on bills out there in the steeply priced
- 1 small hot chilli, seeded and finely 2) Heat the oil in a large pan and cook
Guildford. To cap it all, Christmas seems like the tiny light at the the onion, chilli, ginger and garlic for
chopped
end of what feels like the world’s longest semester. 2-3 minutes
- 2.5 cm (1 inch) piece of fresh root
ginger, finely chopped 3) Add the vegetable cubes and cook
The temperature drops a few notches and we reach for those gently, stirring occasionally for 10
warm, filling and oh-so-comforting foods (more so if suffering 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped minutes until brown
stress over all the coursework or some unfortunate heartache),
- 1 large potato 4) Blend the cornflower with a little
craving everything from meaty casseroles to sponge and cus- stock and add to the pan with the
tard, chilli con carne to soup and steamed vegetables to pasta - 2 carrots, diced chilli sauce, lime juice and remaining
bake. stock
- 2 parsnips, diced
5) Bring to the boil, stirring until
Not only does it feel good to eat some hearty warm dishes that - 1 teaspoon cornflower thickened
bear no resemblance to the rabbit food of summer (there’s a
- 450 ml (3/4 pint) vegetable stock 6) Season well to taste
chance you’ve had more than enough salads and fruit smooth-
ies in a bid to help you look good on the beach), but there’s a - 1 tablespoon hot chilli sauce or a few 7) Transfer to a heatproof casserole dish
bit of science behind why eating comfort food makes us feel all drops of Tabasco sauce and bake in the oven for 20 minutes
until the vegetables are tender
toasty inside… - Juice of a lime

The higher protein content of a lot of our favourite autumn and - Seasoning
winter foods means your body works that little bit harder to
break it all down, resulting in us feeling lovely and warm. Com-
mon sources of protein foods include meat, fish, pulses, beans,
Hamburgers
soya, Quorn and tofu.

It happens every year and yet we try to fight this instinctive urge Time : 20 Minutes
for comfort food. Those lucky few whose parents have produced
a veritable mine of curries and stews that are neatly tucked Serves : 2-4
away in the freezer, don’t have to worry (unless they have been Other - Can be Frozen
pilfered by not so lucky housemates).
But what of the rest of us? Those that have to brave the chilly What to do.......
winds, the A3 and two underpasses to visit Tesco, or trek up the Ingredients
1) Place all the ingredients in a
High Street to the tiny Sainsburys in our precious lunch breaks bowl and mix together well
from work? - 500g (1lb) lean minced beef
Instead of stealing your housemate’s dinner, here are a couple 2) Shape the mixture into 4 large,
- 1 teaspoon Worcestershire round patties
of simple recipes to get you through those cold and lonely (or
sauce
maybe not so lonely) days and nights. They include plenty of veg- 3) Pop under a medium grill for
etables to help you get to your 5 a day if the salads and smooth- - 1 small onion, finely chopped around 8 minutes on each side
ies have gone out of the window. until cooked through
Enjoy! - 1 tablespoon chopped fresh
parsley 4) Serve in sesame seed buns with
salad
Comfort Christmas food coming soon..! - Seasoning

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 Wagadadda
Your very own Science Editor Toby Shannon takes a break from playing with glowsticks to pay
tribute (on a budget) to that famous noodle place we all love...
Cooking for the cold - Noodles agogo
(or DIY Wagamamma on a budget)

A utumn appears to be upon us with a vengeance - the air is crisp,

there’s leaves underfoot and you’ve packed your sandals away for
another year. What’s on the menu? Normally I’d be all in favour of
something soft, warm and unchallenging (and indeed, dear reader, I’m
eating a toasted teacake as I type) but imagine something that’s light,
deeply savoury and as spicy as you like but also with the power to be
as soothing as a nice hot bath, a mug of cocoa and a bowl of mashed
potato (but maybe not in that order, I don’t think you’d have room for
the cocoa having drunk the bath...).
If you’ve wandered through Guildford recently, you may have popped How to do it:
into Wagamamma - this noodle chain do marvellous things with soup,
noodles and all other kinds of nice things and it’s just what the doctor First - assemble all your ingredients and prepare them (makes life
ordered for those wintry nights... Noodles, soup, veggies and chicken easier in the long run!). In the biggest saucepan you have pour in a
- make it at home for a few mates and split the cost. Bargain-licious. little oil and gently cook the garlic, chilli (and lemon grass) for a couple
of minutes on a low/medium heat. Throw in your spring onions and
I know it seems like a lot of ingredients but they are (for the most part) likewise cook them until they’re softened (not browned) and then add
really cheap and this makes an awesome supper. Alter the ingredients the mushrooms, give them a couple of minutes. Add the chicken and
depending on your preferences - don’t like it? Leave it out! The veggies give it all a good stir though. Take the pan off the heat and add the hot
are completely up to you, I’ve listed some of my favourites. chicken stock, put it back on and bring it to the boil.

Wagamamma-style Chicken Once your soup is boiling, add the noodles - these should only take a
couple of minutes to cook (check the packaging) and after a couple
Noodle Soup of minutes add the spinach (or pak choi) and the basil. Give it a taste
- how’s the broth? Are the noodles cooked yet? Serve up the noodles
Ingredients: and veggies into bowls and then pour over the broth. Eat whilst it’s
Vegetable oil (a little) hot!

Chillies (maybe ½ a de-seeded medium chilli per person, finely chopped Bonne Chance!
- be careful!)
Garlic (1 clove per person, finely chopped)
Lemon grass (optional - I think it’s really tasty - finely chop the inner
leaves of 1 stalk)
Spring onions (2 per person - sliced diagonally)
or next
New articles f
Mushrooms (3 or so per person - sliced) issue
Cooked chicken (the sort that go in sandwiches - a few pieces each, Deadline:
ember
shredded) Friday 5th Dec
Chicken stock (Make up according to the manufacturer’s instructions
- about 500ml per person)
s
Noodles (1 nest each - more if you’re hungry!) Section Editor

Fresh basil leaves (a bit strange but not a million miles away from Thai
sweet basil after all...)
Spinach or Pak Choi (a big handful each) 13
 An article where I tell you what GU2 have been
doing since the last time I told you what GU2 have
By Andy Vale
been doing...
A t 12.01 in the morning on Monday
8th September GU2 went back to
broadcasting on-air and online 24
Our listeners have also been spoilt
with competitions this term. Recent
prizes include CD’s, tickets to the
hours a day. I’ll give prizes to all those union and a bottle of Fanta. We have
who have listened non-stop since then. also just had a competition to see
Since then, our schedule has plumped Wheatus at a special intimate gig at The
up a bit, our numbers increased and Boileroom. A planned live session had
we’ve been cracking our knackers at to be scrapped due to a car crash near
events all over campus. It’s grand, seriously. the venue, but we managed to race down
there and grab an interview with Brendan
Event’s where we have DJ’d, compered just before the show. Thanks must go
and generally hung around at have to The Boileroom for this opportunity,
included Freshers Fair, International go see what else is on there at www.
BBQ, River Sports, Student Exec theboileroom.net!
Elections and a couple of times at
Channies. The absolute diamond in our A few days after that on November 6th,
relatively shiny crown has undoubtedly a number of us headed of to the Indigo2 in
been providing DJ’s for the Traffic London for the uber swanky UK Student Radio
Light Disco. Despite being on a Monday Awards. These awards are sponsored by
night, 1300 of you came out to Rubix Radio 1 and Global Radio (Capital FM, XFM,
(more than twice what the Union Heart, Classical FM and more.) They have
expected) and helped raise over £3500 for been responsible for launching a number of
some very good causes. Our friends careers for on-air personalities on Radio 1,
in RAG put in a great effort and it XFM and a whole host of other large regional
delightful doing business with them. stations. They were presented by Scott
Look out for upcoming events in the Mills and Fearne Cotton and are a highlight
coming weeks! in the industry calender. This year Andy
Vale was nominated in the Best Newcomer
We have also been continuing to category and won the bronze award for his If this all sounds like fun to you
draw a number of top interviews to our work both on and off air. To hear what the then we are broadcasting 24/7 on
station. Guests of late have included fuss is about, tune in from 7-9pm on a Friday 1350am/mw and also online on www.
Scroobius Pip (guess where we found night to hear him doing what he does best… gu2.co.uk. There you can listen to us live,
him), Kid Carpet and System Of A Down/ playing excellent music and talking utter crap. listen back to programmes you have
Scars On Broadway drummer John The awards dinner and after party were great missed and also read about all our shows,
Dolmayan! On top of this, we have fun. I am proud to say we provided not one but presenters and committee members!
been giving a lot of time to local acts in THREE stage invasions during the live band If you aren’t the type to stand on the
the area, already this year 10 artists (Esser), one of which ended in being thrown off sidelines while everyone else has
have been in for live sessions and the stage by the singer. all the fun then grab the bull by it’s
even more have been played in some dangly scrote and get involved!
way or another. As documented in last The party was also attended by a whole host There is still plenty of space on our
issues Barearts, we also had a great of radio stars including Alex Zane, Greg James schedule for new talent and we are
hand in organising the Guildford Brit and Steve Lamacq. A famous Radio 1 DJ also always looking for people to help out in
Awards. This was a spectacular night tried to get amorous with one of our Fresher any way off air. Look in the GET
rewarding all the greatest talent in boys, I won’t tell you who. INVOLVED section of our website
the area and through the haze of a www.gu2.co.uk. Find us on Facebook too!
storming hangover it was confirmed that New shows are being added all the time.
we’ll be doing it all again next year! Some are presented by Freshers, some
Local highlights so far this term by those returning from placement and
include The Le Brocks, Two Fingers Of a couple from older students who just
Firewater, Elmor, Lindsay West and New thought it seemed like a fun thing to
Rising. We are uncovering bum do! Our weekday evening specialist
scorchingly hot talent all the time so keep slots are now full, giving you the
checking in, also check our podcast absolute best of something a little
page http://podcast.gu2.co.uk to hear different every night. During the day there is
some of our live session highlights. some music for everyone, some light hearted
chat and the perfect soundtrack for your life.
Also there are many spare slots at the weekend
14 where you can do almost whatever you like.
Societies Get Serious
By Justin Waite - Co - Societies Editor

H ello and welcome to the society section! This year has seen a number
of ‘re-brands’ being carried out at the University of Surrey… for anyone
slow to catch on, barefacts has now become The Stag! However, one of
the biggest this year has been the creation of the ‘Guild of Societies’, the
next evolutionary step for the support and representation of all societies
on campus: Created at the start of this academic year, the primary
purpose of the Guild is to allow a greater access of funds for societies for
anything they want. This could be seed money for new events, funds for
traveling to events/competitions/exhibitions etc. or even just for a small
amount of money for advertising and representation around campus.
Membership costs only £5 for the year, and allows you to join any society
that you want. This £5 is then put into a pot of money that will provide the
majority of the funds that societies will be able to access. With a target of
1,000 members for its first year, the Guild has already reached over 600
members! This means that societies will already be able to access over
£3000, with this number increasing as the Guild gets closer to its target.
With this membership come the benefits that Jack Symons, the current Vice-
President of Societies, will be fighting to bring you every month. November’s
offers include any pizza, any size for only £6.99 from Pizzaman, and £1 entry
to ‘Score’ night at Rubix every Wednesday night! All you need to do is show your
Guild ID Card, which you receive after signing up to the Guild, to access these
great offers. Every month these offers will change, so make sure to read the
next edition of The Stag to find out what the next ones will be! However, any
access to society funds still needs to be approved by all society representatives
at the monthly Guild Standings, or for amounts below £50, the approval
from the Guild Executive. The Guild Executive consists of representatives
from all society areas, who were elected at Guild Standing to represent
Departmental, Arts, Faith and Religious, International and Special Interest
societies, as well as elected Secretary, Treasurer and the Chair positions.
Thus, the Guild of Societies represents a massive change in the way that
societies are run. Whereas before the keys had been kept with the Vice-
President of Societies, now societies have the right to decide where their
money goes, as well as the future direction of the Guild itself.As Co-Societies
Editor, and as the elected Departmental Officer in the Guild Executive, I shall be
providing updates every issue to keep you informed about what’s happening, as
well as profiles on the people who are representing your interests as a society.

Early successes for the Surrey Debating Society

By Jack Brockless
Interested in learning to debate and attending competitions?
(President of the Surrey Debating Society) Email us at ussu.debating@surrey.ac.uk.

O n the 18th October, the Surrey Debating Society competed in their

first ever Inter Varsity debating competition. Hosted by the School
of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) in Russell Square, London, the
competition boasted over 120 participants from over twenty universi-
ties from the UK and Europe. During the week leading up to the event, in-
tense debates had been taking place every night in preparation- includ-
ing a special event on the Wednesday, when the well-coifed and highly
experienced Cormac van der Hoeven, of University College London, vis-
ited Wates House to present a workshop on British Parliamentary style.
Surrey sent three teams to the event, including; Justine Waite and Sam-
uel Jones (‘Surrey Swords’), Mike Blakeney and Paul Follows (‘Surrey
Stags’) & James Nye and myself (‘Surrey Scholars’). After four rounds,
there had been some notable successes in different debating rooms;
including the Swords’ victory over teams from Manchester, Nottingham
and Cardiff, as well as the Scholars’ domination of the Floor over Inner
Temple and two LSE teams! The ‘Stags’ were dogged by both bad organi-
sation on behalf of SOAS and some suspect decisions by several judges.
Nonetheless, they achieved some impressive results throughout the day.
By the end of a tough day of debate, it was clear that Surrey had set them-
selves up as an institution to watch on the national debating circuit- with
praise being given from some of the most prestigious and notorious uni-
The Team
versity debating unions. Although our teams were just below the scoring
Left - Right: James Nye, Paul Follows, Samuel Jones, Justin Waite,
required in order to ‘break’ to the semi-finals, there are definite founda-
Mike Blakeney & Jack Brockless.
tions to be built upon throughout the year at future Inter Varsity debates.

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 Do Students Support Human Rights?
A word from the Amnesty International Society......
By Nadine Tzetza & Monica Gianota Affairs, Rt Hon David Miliband MP. Our your support, which was demonstrated by
concern is the health and well being of a the amount of signatures we gathered for
E very year, thousands of young students
leave home for the first time, heading to
university, usually to a different country and, in
prisoner at Guantanamo, Binyam Mohamed,
who faced charges through an unfair military
our petition, is where our power comes from.
If you would like to offer more than your
commission, which is a violation of article 10 support, you should know that you are
many cases, to a different continent. It is, for
of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. more than welcome. The society functions
them, a chance to start a new life, experience
The petition requests that the UK authorities based on each member’s ideas and
new things and meet new people from different
put more effort on achieving Binyam’s return beliefs, and yours will be equally helpful.
cultural backgrounds. There are several ways
to the country, secure his right to health,
of settling in to a new environment. University Publicity stunts, demonstrations, letter
save him from the ill treatment he appears
is not just about attending classes and parties, writing, protests on campus and at
to be subjected to, and grant him a fair trial.
but it is also about getting involved in extra- Westminster, trips to the Human Rights Action
A second part of the Guantanamo campaign
curricular activities, joining, and being active Centre, and attending debates and concerts
currently underway is the case of Ahmed
in, different organizations and societies. There are some of the activities that we have in
Belbacha who, despite having been released
are so many things to try and so little time! store for this year. If you’re interested and/
from Guantanamo, faces being returned to
I am sure most of you went to the Fresher’s Algeria where he is regarded as an “enemy or curious, just come along to one of our
Fair, and, although things there were a bit meetings, which take place every Wednesday
hectic, were interested in a lot of things. at 7pm in LTA, and see what you think.
There are so many societies at Surrey If you also hope for a world where everyone
after all, based on a variety of concepts can enjoy his/her rights as human beings,
such as ethnicity, beliefs, music interests, where justice is respected and freedom is
politics, religion, sports and causes. granted, then join us through the “Guild of
There was the Persian society, the Socialist Societies”, come to our meetings to see if you
and Conservative societies, the water- are interested, and, if you are, get involved by
sports society and among those and many voting and taking part in our campaigns. There
more, the Amnesty International Society. is always room for more people, more ideas
and therefore more “power of ordinary people”.
The society is based on the well known,
Nobel Peace Prize winning, Amnesty For more information go to
International Organization, which has been http://www.facebook.com/group.
fighting over human rights, and protecting php?gid=16492652542 (our Facebook group)
people with no access to the freedom or contact Christian Gilliam, the chairman on
and justice they deserve, since 1961. cg00049@surrey.ac.uk.
A more specific description of what we combatant” by the US government and where Looking forward to seeing many new faces at
focus and work on would include mostly he will be put at risk of facing secret detention the next meeting.
campaigning over prisoners and human rights at the hands of the Algerian Department.
violations such as those in armed conflicts. What we ask for is that the UK government
Seeking to actually achieve something instead and its EU partners offer some safe ‘havens’
of dreaming of achieving everything, we work for Guantanamo Bay prisoners to be sent to
on one campaign at a time. Raising awareness after being released, and subsequently the
and gaining support and encouragement Guantanamo Bay detention facilities shut down.
(by way of petitions) is Amnesty’s main The above is just a glimpse of what we plan on
objective. Your signatures are what can attempting to achieve as a society by the end
persuade governments, political organizations of this academic year. So far we have come up
and businesses to accept and enforce with a variety of ideas of possible campaigns,
international standards of human rights. fund-raising events, pub-crawls and parties
Our first campaign, which is taking place at that will help us get to know each other more
the moment, is concerned with UK residents but also meet and interact with new people
detained at the Guantanamo Bay prison. This who will become our friends and hopefully
consists of a petition that will be sent to the fellow members. The society is always open
Secretary of State for the Home Department, to new members who hope for a better, just
Rt Hon Jacqui Smith MP and to the Secretary world. The power of ordinary people to make
of State for Foreign and Commonwealth extraordinary change is what constitutes
the foundation of Amnesty International and
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 What the Dickens?
By Emily Blake

J ust a few words about the newly formed

English Literature Society. It’s a brand
spanking new society evolved from a
Booze aside, if you love reading, debating
and meeting up with some pretty nice
people, then join up. If you ever get
Facebook group (look it up). the urge to review something, or
create your own works of literary genius,
It’s more than just a glorified book club you will also be able to submit articles to
(although books are of course at the heart the literature section of The Stag. The
of it!). The ‘EngLitSoc’ are planning a mad society will run theatre trips, too. This
social year, including a Christmas party means we will get discounted tickets and
and a posh literature themed ball, not to they might even turn out to be fun social
forget regular drinking sessions. So come gatherings.
along and make a drunk fool of yourself;
stand on a table in Channies quoting You don’t have to be studying literature.
Shakespeare, or recite your own terrible As long as you’re up for getting involved
poetry to the fit boy or girl at the bar. and putting your point of view across, you
will be welcomed with open books.

If you have a submission for our societies section then send it in to

us at
societiesdeskstag@gmail.com

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 Horoscopes
by Madame Zsa-Zsa:
“The stars speak to me, darling.”

Aries (20th March – 20th April)
This has been a hectic month for you, but don’t worry, things are about
to settle down. Single? Look out for a blonde Capricorn- they may have
an interesting proposition for you. Taken? Stop waiting for something
to go wrong and enjoy it!
Taurus (21st April- 20th May)
It’s time to take a really big risk that may or may not work out- but
you’ll be looking back forever wondering “what if” if you ignore this
opportunity. Single? A Saturday night party will introduce you to a new
person who’ll be in your life forever. Taken? Money may be causing
troubles in your relationship but wait it out.
Gemini (21st May- 20th June)
She may be driving you crazy but hold your tongue- you’ll only make Capricorn (21st Dec- 20th Jan)
things worse. Single? A drunken hook up this week will end in tears-
get your mates over instead. Taken? It might be time to say goodbye if Money is hard this month, so curb your spending and stop relying on
they aren’t willing to make the necessary changes.
Cancer (21st June- 21st July)
A stunning Gemini will appear in your life this week- but beware; she’s
not as innocent as she’d like you to believe. Single? They are leading Aquarius (21st Jan- 19th Feb)
you on, so walk away before you get hurt. Taken? Paranoia is eating
you up this week, and if the trust truly isn’t there you may need to A friend will really need you this week, and they may not want to hear
rethink your situation.
Leo (22nd Jul- 22nd Aug)
Luck is on your side this week, so take advantage of it while it lasts.
Single? Flirty texts may turn into something much more this week but Pisces (19th Feb- 19th March)
be careful not to rush. Taken? Try going out alone this weekend, you’ll
reconnect in a big way.
Virgo (23rd Aug- 21st Sept)
It’s time to be adventurous. That thing you’ve been pondering lately
is a fantastic idea- even if they don’t approve. Single? A Facebook
friend request could just change your life. Taken? They are feeling very
stressed out with work, so don’t take the argument too seriously. They
just need your support.
Libra (20th Sept- 21st Oct)
A deadline is looming, so spend the weekend in and get stuck into it,
as something may happen later in the week that will hinder your work.
Single? Show your emotions to that person you’ve been flirting with,
they’ll appreciate it. Taken? It might be a good idea to spend some
time apart if things are moving too fast.
Scorpio (22nd Oct- 21st November)
You need to talk the problems through with that person who’s making
life difficult for you- otherwise they’re going to have gone too far before
the end of the week. Single? A work companion will ask a favour from
you this week- do it. Taken? Let them take control this weekend, they’ve
been feeling redundant lately.
Sagittarius (21st Nov- 21st Dec)
Life may be snowballing out of control right now, so spend an afternoon
organising your budget and study timetable and then reward yourself
with a night out. You’ll feel much better after. Single? They won’t be
the right one for you- so stay well clear. Taken? A milestone is coming
up soon, celebrate it with style. The evening will end with a whole new
commitment.
that overdraft, you’ll regret those nights out later this month. Single? A
candlelit dinner will end badly this month- but you’ll learn an important
lesson. Taken? Your friends have been feeling neglected this month so
make sure you make time for them.
the advice you have- but tell them anyway. Your instincts are right.
Single? An encounter at a train station may lead to more. Taken? A
weekend away will sort out those problems you’ve been having. Just
relax, it’ll happen eventually.
If your boss still won’t listen to your ideas, it may be time to start
thinking about moving on somewhere you will be more appreciated.
Single? A dry spell will soon be over, so pay attention to a brunette
Sagittarius- their best friend is newly single... Taken? If things have
gone a bit stale lately have a night out with some girlfriends. They will
have a solution for you.
The Stag’s New Aunty
My name’s Caroline and I’m a second year Psychology
student at Surrey. I have a show on Friday afternoons on
GU2 called Afternoon Tea and one of the features in it is a
session as Aunty Caz, where I try and answer a couple of
queries or problems from listeners as an Agony Aunt and
give the best advice I can. Listen in if you think that’s the
sort of help you’re looking for and write in to me at surrey.
agonyaunt@googlemail.com and I’ll do my best to help you
out!

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Surrey Sweethearts....

Who’s your Surrey Sweetheart?

Has someone caught your eye lately?
Tell us where, when and who you’ve met and you might just be in luck
Email: surreysweetheartstag@gmail.com

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 MUSIC The food of lurve...
Jacob’s Stories – Undisciplined Art, The biggest problem with this album is that, at fifteen tracks, this
2008 (No Label) record is definitely too long. ‘Universe’ and ‘Babylon’ are so bland that
you’re just tempted to skip forward. ‘Chemicals’ is a Marmite kind of
Jacob’s Stories is the alter ego for Stuart Lee, an artist based in Bright- track, either love it or hate it, it’s crass but catchy. This album is not
on who is still relatively unknown in the UK. Undisciplined Art is his going to blow anyone’s minds but it will be interesting to see if they’d
latest release, and still only limited to 500 hand-made copies, bought be good live. Fans of SOAD maybe disappointed with this offering, oth-
directly through him. Each comes with a individual CD-sized painting, ers may be pleasantly surprised!
showing how dedicated he is and how unique this record is.
Mixing a blend of pop music, electronica and ambient, Undisciplined Rating - 3/5
Art is a great selection of insightful and moving songs. Defined as Standout Tracks:
‘semi-electronic, mainly piano/organ-based, downtempo indie’ by lis-
Serious, Chemicals and Stoner Hate
teners, this is his second full release, with Fledgling being released
in 2006, receiving sparkling reviews. Lee’s soft and often haunting By Miriam Kidane
vocal work ties brilliantly with the melancholy piano, and lets the lis-
tener experience music not often heard today. The blend of electronic
and acoustic instruments works perfectly, giving the listener exciting, Gym Class Heroes – ‘The Quilt’
changing elements to listen out for. Often compared to work by Radio- Released: 15/09/2008
head, the album weaves between slow songs featuring just piano, gui-
tar and vocals, to more uptempo electronica pieces. When performing The Quilt is the fourth album by the Gym Class Heroes. It mixes ele-
live, he often works with other performers to incorporate the various ments of reggae, punk, hip-hop and pop to produce a varied and rich
extra instruments heard, but all the tracks are his work. Each track sound. Overall, the album is solid and will please traditional fans. The
plays its part within the record, with particular tracks of note being record got satisfactory reviews from the music industry and has had
‘£50 Guarantee’, opening the album with a solo piano, building up to moderate commercial success so far. The biggest track on the album
a huge finale. Undisciplined Art contains many beautiful songs, and is ‘Cookie Jar’ featuring The Dream, although the album also features
is growing in popularity. Stuart Lee is one of the few people writing collaborations with other artists, such as Estelle and Busta Rhymes.
music like this today, and it won’t be long before a label snaps him Additionally, ‘Peace Up/Index Down’ is a creative song with imaginative
up. lyrics. The problem with the album is that although it is generally good,
http://www.myspace.com/jacobsstoriesband nothing really stands out about it. This means that the songs can be
easily forgotten about soon after listening to them, as there is simply
Rating - 4/5
nothing special about the record. The uniqueness the band once had
By Mark Allen seems to have been diluted since they have been incorporated into
mainstream music, although a trace of character does still remain,
Scars on Broadway: Scars on Broadway which hopefully can have an increased role to play in their next effort.
Released: 28/07/2008
Rating – 2.9/5
This self-entitled debut album from Scars on Broadway provides an
odd mix of tracks for us all to listen to. Some of you may recognise By Nezar Idris
the guitar and drum work in it being that of Daron Malkian and John
Donmaylan of System of a Down. For obvious reasons, most people
are going to compare this band to System of a Down, so I will too.
Scars on Broadway are not as heavy as System of a Down, and the
vocals are not nearly as distinctive. I’d say that Scars on Broadway are
a diluted version of SOAD, but this is no bad thing. I was expecting to
hate this record, but actually I liked it- it’s an easy album to listen to
and it’s a bit of fun. However, Scars’ debut seems a little restricted,
definitely not a record people are likely to remember amongst all the
other metal albums. Perhaps there was an expectation that this al-
bum will be somewhat more experimental, but it just isn’t, and in that
sense, it is a little disappointing. Although saying that, this is one of
the more accessible metal bands out there.
Some songs are constantly going from chaotic to melodic, such as the
transition from ‘Stoner Hate’ to ‘Insane’ which can confuse the sound
of the album.
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Lil Wayne – ‘Tha Carter III’
Released: 9/06/2008
Tha Carter III is the sixth studio
platinum selling album by rapper Lil
Wayne. The record features many
artists, including Static Major, T-
Pain, Jay-Z and Busta Rhymes. Tha
Carter III has received favourable reviews from the music in-
dustry and has had international commercial success. The
songs ‘Got Money’, ‘Lollipop’ and ‘A Milli’ are among the bet-
ter songs on the album, which resulted in their release as
singles. The bass in the ‘A Milli’ track makes the song leg-
endary – FACT! Without the bass the song would be ok, but
with the bass it’s amazing. Creative beats and catchy loops
can be found throughout the album, meaning that you have
probably heard many Lil Wayne songs in the clubs. Lil Wayne
is on fire on this album and it was definitely worth the wait.
Some of the tracks on the album have a more mature feel to
them than Lil Wayne’s earlier material, but the album does
not fall short for variety and is definitely worth a listen to.
Rating - 4/5
By Nezar Idris
Towers Of London- Fizzy Pop
Released: 6/10/2008
At first glances, Towers of London’s new album Fizzy Pop prom-
ises to be a whole new kettle of fish compared to its hard-hitting
predecessor Blood Sweat and Towers. The name is a tell tale
sign already, and the album cover purveys a kind of pop punk
feel which seems more Hayley Williams than Sid Vicious. The
first track ‘Naked on the Dance Floor’ quickly dispels any early
fears of niceties, bringing back their familiar guitar glam rock
sound. There is, however, an upbeat feel to this song rather
than the raw aggression prevalent in their previous work, and
this theme continues throughout the entire album.
‘It’s…much more of a party record, more rock ’n’ roll than
punk,’ explains front man Donny Tourette, ‘there’s sing-alongs
galore on there!’
Sing-alongs there may be, but with an aura of ‘Brit on Holiday’
it has that slightly pathetic laddish vibe that lacks real lyrical
content. There’s nothing particularly out of the ordinary about
this, but when coming from Britain’s kings of the controver-
sial, it comes across more than a little tame.
Everything about the album seems borrowed. ‘Queen of Cool’
has picked up where Busted left off, giving McFly serious com-
petition, and ‘Start the Rupt’ brings back 70’s memories of
Noddy Holder and the boys. Maybe I’m being too harsh. It is
an extremely listenable body of work but it’s just not what Tow-
ers fans are going to expect.
‘I’ve a feeling it’s going to surprise a lot of people’ Tourette
says.
The problem is, Donny, the word ‘surprise’ is subjective. In the
words of magician Paul Daniels, ‘You’ll like this. Not a lot, but
you’ll like it.’
Rating- 3/5.
By Andrew Phipps
Thou Shalt
Always Thrill
UK hip-hop’s odd couple bring their unique brand of witty lyrics and
bold beats to Rubix.
By Amy Barnes
Appearances can be deceiving- es-
pecially in the case of Dan le Sac
and Scroobius Pip. A portly man
stationed behind an Apple Mac
and effects desk, Sac probably
doesn’t fit many people’s idea of a
superstar DJ. Pip looks equally in-
congruous- slender, bearded and
dressed in black jeans and shirt
with a pencil tie and trucker hat,
he doesn’t look like your typical
“rapper”.
And it’s just as well because this isn’t your typical hip-hop gig. Poetry and pande-
monium come together as Pip emphatically recites his charged lyrics whilst Sac
provides an electric backdrop. During ‘Development’, Pip unfurls the Periodic Ta-
ble as he raps about breaking down the conventions and expectations attached
to originality and hip-hop lyrics. ‘Look For The Woman’ explores the stalemate
of being in a loveless relationship which sees Pip reflecting upon his overactive
imagination and what keeps two people together. During Sac’s fag break, Pip
holds the crowd with a rousing poem about the dead-end nature of retail, which
sees many of the crowd raising their hands in agreement. For the hard-hitting
‘Angels’, Pip raps, from several points of view, the stabbing of a security guard
by a troubled teen; donning geek glasses, a tie and guard’s hat to symbolise
character changes. The ability to combine such contrasting subjects as suicide,
creativity and the state of UK hip hop, in a lively and stirring set, is one that Sac
vs. Pip undoubtedly possess.
Kid Carpet fills the second support slot. Walking on stage with beer in hand, the
messy-haired bloke from Bristol looks fairly unremarkable. But once he takes
his position behind his wire-trailing box of tricks, he pushes buttons and flicks
switches with such fizzy vigour that it’s impossible to watch him without smiling.
Kid Carpet recites catchy little rhymes spanning all manner of subjects, from
the annoyance you feel having gone out in a coat expecting rain when the sun
comes out (‘Carrier Bag’) to the frustration of trying to dampen romantic feelings
(‘I Don’t Want To Fall In Love With You’).
“Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover” says Pip on ‘Thou Shalt Always Kill’- a
commandment that we should all heed. But then again, “Thou shalt think for
yourselves”. Don’t take my word for it, give the album, Angles, a listen and reach
your own conclusion.
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Film and TV Get the popcorn ready......
What did our Film Editor Ollie make of the latest releases to hit the Big Screen?

High School Musical 3: Senior Year (U)

If you’re a parent, you can’t have missed it. If you’re a child, you can’t have resisted
it. The story follows on from the last two films, Troy (Zac Efron) and Gabriella
(Vanessa Hudgens) are thinking about their future after East High. Gabriella wants
to go to Julliard and Troy wants to play basketball. As with the past two films,
Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale) is willing to manipulate their plans and come out on top.
When I was about to see the third instalment, I was going to set my cynicism up to
eleven and expect the worse. However, I have admit (I bow my head in shame), I
had a blast. I enjoyed it for what it was; it was a musical set in a high school. What
could be more simple than that?
Now, I am going to have to put my foot down to all the one star reviews I’ve seen
and say that those people need to grow up. The cast is professionally talented,
especially Ashley Tisdale as the scheming Sharpay. The musical numbers are
good, if sometimes a tad too modern and hip for my liking, but it’s a film that
knows what its audience is and has set out its target. I have to confess, it hits its
target with precision. I saw tons of youngsters happy, got what they wanted and
they won’t be disappointed. As for me when it got to the ‘We’re All In This Together’
musical number, I was won over.
Ollie’s Rating - 3/5

Saw V (18) Of Time and the City (12A)

You can tell by next year, I’ll be doing the
same review again for Saw VI, then Saw VII,
VIII blah, blah, blah. Jigsaw is on the loose,
or is he? I can’t tell. As far as I remember he
died in the third film, but then we flashback,
flashforward. Another trap here and there,
and then you start to feel like they are
improvising, with a script that wasn’t finished
when it started (not that it would make much
difference).
There is nothing new in what I’m saying that
other critics haven’t said; is that it has the
same creative butchery of the last four, but
it just gets more boring, tired and tedious.
I begin to wonder if the filmmakers of this
weary franchise come up with a template for
each film. It’s all the same, why waste your
money on this?
Ollie’s Rating - 1/5
What has to be for my money, the best film of the year so far,
is Terence Davis’ tender, delicate, utterly charming portrait of
Liverpool. Using mostly archive footage, what Davis manages
to achieve is at times a hilarious, but beautifully melancholic
expression of his childhood, and past memories of rows of
streets, tall buildings that grow over time and his longstanding
conflict with the church.
What is remarkable about this docudrama is that it feels like a
nostalgic experience without ever feeling like it’s being pompous
or wallowing. The narration is very lyrical and comforting you feel
like you are in the presence of a parent who is not boring you
for a second. The aesthetic of the community had a profound
effect on me, that I was touched by how everything changed.
Through style and narration it relates to another great film that
was released this year called My Winnipeg, where all the events
are portrayed like a graceful stage play, but at the same time it
feels like a cinematic experience…and rightly so. Don’t knock the
black-and-white exterior until you see what a treat Of time and
the City is projected on the screen.
Ollie’s rating - 5/5

24 Claire recently watched Quantum of Solace, Verdict? - Daniel Craig can be her Bond any day!
W. (15)
Oliver Stone over the ages has been known for his highly political
Frock me? Frock you!
stance on films and has had his fair share of intriguing, but By Jamie Grey
ultimately flawed presentations on many issues. Such examples
include Platoon in which ends up being too melodramatic for Frock Me, T4 Sundays
his own good, or JFK, which was ponderous beyond all words.
Sometimes, I feel that Oliver Stone has a load of heavy issues to
deal with that are poorly illustrated. W. (which I had high hopes for
after his vastly underrated Nixon in 1995) leaves us with both a Frock Me is C4’s latest foray into all things youth-oriented featuring clothes-
shallow presentation with issues that are raised, but ineffectively horse-to-the-stars Alexa Chung and fashion-designer-du-jour (apparently)
brought to the table. Henry Holland. This day-glo extravaganza explores everything that’s chic,
happening and shaking in the world of music and fashion.
The film starts with George W. Bush (disturbingly accurate
impersonation by Josh Brolin), standing in front of a baseball field, From talking to funkily-attired chic freaks on the street to jabbering to
lifting his arms in front of a huge empty stand. Straight away, you fashionistas on the sofa, Alexa, Henry and their supporting cast of stitchers
feel that there was meant to be some depth in both the characters fill a 40 minute slot on C4’s T4 Hangover TV cavalcade. Poor, dear Alexa
and the main subject. But in fact, the film goes on jumping - she looks so bored. And I have no clue where they found Henry but for
inconveniently between important areas of Bush’s life that you god’s sake I hope he tailors better than he presents. A la Blue Peter, they
begin to wonder why there was any need to touch with them in the get a few randoms in the studio to hack apart old clothes to make beautiful
first place. The trailer was enough for me to know that George was statement pieces - but a hacked apart Primark tee does not a ballgown
an impudent jackass with admirable ambitions for meaning in this make. But the final segment of the show where they fling the poor bunnies
world. Yeah, what’s new? down the catwalk to the strains of some electro ensemble is always worth
watching.
Whatever political implication you may have of this film, there is
certainly enough to easily target Bush as a food-stuffing fool of a It’s all rather well thought out - it’s zeitgeist-y, it’s funky and so achingly
man. Whether it’s through many of his uproarious phrases or his shallow I feel I should give heavily to charity just to make up for the damage
use of nicknames. However, I don’t think of the film as a serious it’s done to my soul. But if you’re into all things high-street and making
examination, when the audience are all the more satisfied at seeing your own intriguing creations, give it a go. Having been rather rude about
George as a two-dimensional loon. I partly feel that it is why it is this programme (I do apologise) I actually quite enjoy it - watch it with a
just the wrong time for anyone to take him seriously and humanise hangover and get your weekend anger out of the way early on.
him as such. Verdict: Frock off.
I think it is kind of admirable for someone like Oliver Stone to try
and approach the subject without malice, but in the end there is no
significance with this film, that sets it apart from a TV docudrama.
The cheap use of montage with many moving images of the
conflict in Iraq while Bush was making his ‘Mission Accomplished’
speech, I think shows the film is struggling to come to terms with
the emotional engagement it most thoroughly needs.
If anything, this is nowhere near as emotionally effective as a portrait
of an historical figure as Nixon was. I think Josh Brolin is adequate,

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but there is not nearly enough for him to chew on to make him have

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depth in his portrayal. Anthony Hopkins portrayal of a slobbering
Nixon (which is Anthony Hopkins’ best performance to date) was

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strangely very heartfelt while at the same time performing as a

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man who strived on power and did whatever he could to retain it. In
W., there is just not enough and too little for a film that goes on for
more than two hours. Overall, it does feel rushed, and whether the
accusations of getting this film out before the American election
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are true, the film needs several re-cuts, before it could at least
have structure.
Ollie’s Rating - 2/5

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Literature Get those creative juices flowing....

The Deadly
By Sean Jones,
Eng Lit w/ Creative Writing
Their eyes meet All five pay no heed to the sixth
But the first is too good for her And he pays no heed to them
He wanders down the street
He tells himself A sad little thing
Filled with his own sin
And then the fourth distracts Stuffed away in the corner of an alley
He is the first
Addicted to destructive potions
Who glorifies himself
A hideous creature The tell-tale holes in his arm
The body is a temple
Once a man Give it all away
So they say
However too many e-numbers In his haze he fails
His is tacky,
Saturated fats As usual
Sacrelige personified
Sugars To notice the final figure
Too many add-ons
To name but a few of his daily poisons
Steroids, dyed hair,
Has shaped his flesh His eyes burn
To name but a few
Into something grotesque Red, not green for this man
Clinging on to a time
The first, second and third Due to lessons from zealots
Which should simply be remembered
Are one in their disgust He sees the six for who they are
For a second he glances at the third And in his mind, nay his hear
The second gazes at him
But he sees it in her eyes Believes he is righteous
Green flash
The second for once in this story That his soul is clean and pure
He loathes the first
Sees himself as pious in comparison Yet, the misplaced rage that guides him
For no true reason
The gun he grips
Lacking in himself
The fifth has no time The explosives strapped to him
Without the will to take control
To pay attention to the fourth Give him away as the seventh
Of his own mistakes
His eyes
Piteous vulture
His manhood A man, unknown, a John Doe
Before long his eyes wonder on to the third
More importantly, his wallet Once said,
(Almost as swollen as the fourth) That there was one “on every street corner”
She turns away from him
Are focused on the third He was so close to the grave reality
And eyes the first
He ignores the second’s stare In fact on this day,
He might pay well
He pushes past the first And many days like it
If she plays her cards right
Who, of course, has no time for him anyhow They are all converged on the self-same cor-
Not like the others
And whispers in the thirds ear ner
Only a measly 300 in her pocket
Whilst waving presidents faces And all, due to the seventh figure
When shes worth triple that
Under her nose Are going to be remembered
The first and third
On that self-same corner.

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Surrey Rows to Victory
By Christoph Mathers
S urrey celebrated finishing 2nd behind a combined Lough-
borough/Gloucestershire university team in the head of the
river small boats head competition. The competition included
110 teams including university teams. Overall Surrey ended up
40th on the day 4 seconds behind 38th place Loughborough.
The crew consisting of Stacy Gwilliam, Charlotte Essex, Sarah
Bell and Lucia Dessy were said to be “chuffed”. Well done girls
keep up the good work!
SURREY RUGBY ON
THE UP!
By Christoph Mathers (VP Sports)
T he Rugby club 1s and 2s and women’s section recently
celebrated 3 wins from their 3 games on the 12 Novem-
ber off the back of some difficult times off the pitch.
The mens 1’s, who are consistently performing well, led by
captain Alan Monkhouse showed local rivals Kingston Univer-
sity how to play aggressive and dominating rugby by beating
them 31:15.
The mens 2’s FINALLY got their first win of the season beat-
ing a resilient St Georges team 10:7, with the last try landing
within the last 2 minutes of the game. The captain Chunderkat
(Alex Tsang) commented that the result was “better than sex”
– Although stressed that leaving it a little late to score shows
a lot more work needs to be done in training.
The best result of the day has to be the fantastic result of the
womens section who with only 12 ladies beat a full strength
Sussex side 8:5.
The Rugby club is on the up and up and with such an exciting
time to get involved, why not come on down to training at the
Varsity on Sundays from 1 for the mens, and Monday from 7
for the ladies. Keep up the good work all involved with Surrey
Rugby!
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SCORPIONS SCORCH
COMPETITION!
By J Pugh
T he University’s Ultimate Frisbee team, the “Surrey Scorpions”, recently be-
came the best team in the south east by winning the BUCS qualifier in
Leyton, London. The team finished the weekend undefeated with an excellent
points difference after seeing off the challenge of all the regions teams includ-
ing teams from the Universities of Brunel, Portsmouth, Sussex and Imperial.
The previous best for the club was 2nd place last year – which lead to a final
position of 14th at BUCS Nationals. The team are looking into improve on last
years performance and hope to break the dominance of the Scottish and Mid-
lands teams. The squad is growing year on year and this resulted in a 12th
place finish for the 2nds and a 24th place finish for the 3rds.
The results for the weekend demonstrate the dominance of the teams:
Reading 4 – Surrey 8, Roehampton 0 – Surrey 12, Kings College 3 – Surrey 8,
UCL 2nds 0 – Surrey 9. In the Semi final, they beat the Sussex Mohawks 6-5
and then took Imperial apart in the final 8-3.
The firsts were Ed Simpson, Mike Turner, Jon Francombe, Louise Davey, Mur-
ray Hughes, Joe Glass, Tom Pierce and Jon Pugh.
We train at 2pm on Wednesdays on NatWest field, come along and have a go
at the sport!
Bouncing for Breast
Cancer!
By Claire Loveridge - Club Secretary 2007 -2009
O n Sunday November 9th 2008, the trampoline club did a sponsored
bounce to raise money for Breast Cancer Campaign. In an hour and a
half, we collectively completed over 2030 moves, including summersaults,
straddles, bounce rolls and swivel hips. Everyone did really well, and I want
to say a big thank you to everyone who took part, sponsored and donated. I
would also like to thank my partner and club chairman Darryl Tott for his help
and support, and Jess Rozario for organising a cake sale. The support has
been huge! So far we have raised over £350, and we still have sponsorships
to collect! There will be a collection bucket on the Unisport front desk if you
wish to donate. A big thank you to everyone!!
The squad during the bounce
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The S.H.A.G that hits the spot

By Alex Reid a target at 100 yards is great fun especially with an English longbow,
however not so much fun in the rain.

T he Stag Hill Archery Group enjoyed roaring success at their indoor Another event that the club has access to is field shooting which en-
tournament hosted at the University of Surrey on the 25th of Octo- tails running around woodland with bows shooting at 3D animals such
ber, the club under the new presidency of Matthew Brown took home as an 8 foot elephant, which I am proud to admit I missed. This year
medals in most events most notably winning the team competition for the team is looking to take part in more activities. The club encour-
recurve, male and female barebow as well as longbow. ages bows and talents of all levels, from the recurve bows with sights
For the last few weeks the committee of the Stag Hill Archery Group and long rods to compounds with their pulley technology, to the more
have been working hard on hosting the club’s first own indoor tour- traditional barebows,
nament, inviting teams from around the country, including university longbows and Mongolian bows.
clubs --- most notably Oxford -- -and also public clubs from around the Should you think you are the next Robin Hood, or indeed want to try
Southern Counties. Even some of our members’ family came down to something new, may we invite you down to the sports hall on Saturdays
join in the fun! With over ninety archers taking part the competition at 1pm until 4.30, when we clear off down Channies.
was close, but for the last few weeks the team have been training hard;
training which paid off. Special note should be given at this point to the
novice team who conducted themselves very well in their first competi-
tion, even taking home some medals. With the help and coaching of
GB archery paralympian Alan Wood, the team is hoping to continue its
success throughout the year with a busy calendar of regional competi-
tions, working up to the big end-of-season tournaments such as the
BUCS Indoor Championships, at which all university teams compete
against each other. Stag Hill has high hopes for medals here again this
year, to build on last year’s successful haul.
The archery club here at Surrey participates in a variety of outdoor
shooting helped by its partnership with local archery club GAC (Guild-
ford Archery Club) who have outdoor facilities which our members
make the most of. From a personal experience, trying to hit For more information,
contact us at ussu.archery@surrey.ac.uk. 29
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