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Ive taken some of the best banter lines from a variety of sources and grouped them into categories, according to the frame of your
interaction with the girl. I've probably missed a few good ones, so feel free to add your own.
Ive found it most helpful to memorize a few in each category and then aggressively steer your interaction with the girl into that
frame.
Here they are:
Frame 1: Shes Misbehaving; Youre Going to Fight
-You look like trouble
-You and I arent gonna get along
-Were gonna fight
-My mom warned me about girls like you
-I hate you
-You suck
-You dork
-Ok, note to self: dont date her
-I cant talk to you anymore
-Is she always like this?
-Stop playing hard to get; you know Im better at it
Frame 2: Shes Hitting on You
-Are you hitting on me?
-If you dont stop hitting on me Im going to get a restraining order
-Are you trying to feel me up/grope me? [if she touches you]
-Touching me already? Im not that easy/this shit aint for free.
-Stop undressing me with your eyes
-Stop trying to seduce me
-What are you looking at? Im not a piece of meat/sausage with giant feet
-Stop pointing at/trying to feel my boobs
-My eyes are here (face), not here (crotch). [If she stares at your crotch or complements you on your belt]
-Just because you like my shirt/pants doesnt mean its coming off [if she complements you on either, which girls frequently do]
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Posted July 11th, 2007 at 9:22 PM
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-Youre hitting on the wrong guy, Im totally not boyfriend material. That guy looks better for you [point to some loser beta male]
-You like hanging around us, dont you? [if she leaves and comes back]
-Are you a sexual predator?
-Youre bad, youre making me think impure thoughts
-Did you put roofies in my drink?
-Are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?
-Im not that kind of guy. I need trust, comfort and connection first.
-I dont like to take things past friendship
-Im not some trophy husband you can use for sex. I have feelings too.
-Is that your pickup line? [if she opens you]
-Did you come over here just to flirt with me?
-Stop thinking about me; Im tingling
-Dont miss me too much
Frame 3: She Wants to Come Back for the After Party
-Dont get your hopes up, Im not that easy [when she first mentions an after party]
-Dont get any ideas, Im going to pass out on you
-You can come in, but only for a second. I have to work tomorrow.
-But I promised my friends I wouldnt go home with anyone tonight!
-I dont kiss on the first date [when youre setting up a day 2]
Frame 4: Shes a Bad Girlfriend
[Only use these if shes already attracted to you. Otherwise Ive found its too easy for a girl to regain control of the frame by
sarcastically responding with something along the lines of surein your dreamsyou wish]
-Are you cheating on me?
-Were broken up. I want my CDs back.
-Youre a terrible girlfriend. Shell be my new girlfriend [point to someone else].
-Youve been downgraded from booty call #1 to booty call #10
-Its too early in our relationship for you to be bossing me around
-Youre sleeping on the couch tonight
Frame 5: Shes Acting Dumb
-Youre not a real blond, come on now
-So youre a natural blond then?
-Brunettes have blond days too, huh?
-Its a good thing youre pretty, because once the looks go youll be in trouble
-Bartender, can you cut her off?
-Im losing an IQ point a minute talking you
-Youre the pick of the litter, arent you?
Miscellaneous:
-This is why we cant have nice things [if she spills]
-You hurt my elbow [if she bumps into you]
-Do your parents know where you? [if shes unusually young]
-Nice shoes, are you 4 feet tall without them? Oh, Im sorry, 4 foot 2?
-Thats so cool! Even if I wasnt trying to get in your pants Id still hang out with you. [if she has a similar hobby as you]
I go into Frame 1 immediately after the opener, then I go into Frame 2 and use that as the main frame of the interaction, then I
always end the night in Frame 3. Meanwhile, Ill periodically go into Frame 1, Frame 4 and Frame 5 throughout the evening,
whenever the situation calls for it.
Be careful not to mix Frame 2 and Frame 4 too much, as theyre seemingly contradictory (in Frame 2 shes pursuing you and youre
playing hard to get, while in Frame 4 youre boyfriend/girlfriend and now shes the one misbehaving).
To summarize:
Frame 1---------------Frame 2---------------Frame 3
With Frame 1, Frame 4, and Frame 5 continually used throughout the interaction.
The next step would be to figure out how to quickly steer the conversation into the above frames. I am currently working on a post
on that topic.
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no man just chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
jk thanks muchly
i like raw data like that bc i can extrapolate the frame of mind you must have to say this shit
very hel;pful
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I've also compiled a big list of some really good ones and will probably add some later. You guys think it'd be crazy or worthwhile to
record them onto my mp3-player and listen to them while I'm doing something boring? So far I've just been reading (not really
memorizing) and writing them and they DO from time to time pop out of your memory at the right moments.
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I like the "Ohhhh.... what u gonna do? DATE ME?"
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"whoa you need to calm down, you are out of control."
I like this whenever she even slightly over reacts, or when she is being polite
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Lot of new ones here, guys...
FRAME1: She's misbehaving, you're going to fight
-You're fired (classic Donald Trump one)
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-You girls are bad. I'm gonna have to keep on eye on you (motion this with 2 fingers for added effect)
-Are you drunk or are you actually like that?
-You're like my little sister: lovable, but a little bit annoying
-You're such a dork
FRAME2: She's hitting on you
-Be careful, girlie... you're about to break my heart
FRAME4: She's a bad girlfriend
-Women, you can't live with them.... period
FRAME5: She's acting dumb
-(she spills her drink/goofs up) You don't have to be nervous...
-Either I'm too fast...or you're too slow
-Oh, aren't you a charmer...
-Did you forget to take your medication today?
-(trips) First day on your new feet?
FRAME6: Misc.
-Where's your off-button
-Stop thinking so much, you might hurt yourself
-[when she doesn't react enthusiastically/positively] Hide your enthusiasm!
-Why are girls always so logical? Why can't they just FEEL and live in the moment? [we have to encourage girls to going with their
emotions, because it helps us in PU, right? Banter is far from logical...]
FRAME7: Cocky and funny [I added this frame]
-Kiss me on the cheek and maybe I'll let you forgive me
-I wanna hear the truth no matter how flattering it is
-Girls are often jealous of my looks, but that's their problem, not mine [direct quote from a celeb/model, BTW]
-(when introducing yourself) What a treat - your treat. (thank you Groucho-Marx)
-Don't think I didn't notice your grin when you realized you're in my force-field! (guys, this is mine, do you think it's any good)
-Are you always like this or just with guys you find irresistable?
-Oh, so you wanna play hard-to-get.. ok, but remember that I'm the best at it
-Don't let my charm fool you. I'm only here for the music.
-I was too modest, but I've improved and I'm perfect now.
BTW, excellent idea to group these by frame :)
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some quality one liners there :)
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The "She's fiesty" or "your fiesty" is a good one.
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Great effort for putting together this long list of banter lines. What I'd like to share with you is what I've learned is the core principle
or mechanism behind creating and using your own banter lines.
Before I even tell you the easiest way of understanding how to create your own banter lines, I'd just like to quickly remind you that
if you want to succeed at naturally attracting women, you must make sure that whatever you say to women always feels totally
natural and fun to you.
Every time you're not being original in front of a woman that you want to attract, she'll soon be able to pick up on your negative
emotions just by looking at your body language. Whenever you blindly recite a pick up line in front of a woman and she gets a
sense that what you're saying to her doesn't really feel natural or right to you, not only will she be able to pick up on your negative
emotions as said earlier but also she'll be able to tell that you don't really believe that what you're saying to her is natural or right
to you all based on just watching your body language. The best way to understand all this is by understanding the following truth:
"Your beliefs control your emotions and your emotions control your body language."

This is exactly why you may sometimes hear a top player say to you that women trust a man's body language more than they trust
the words he says to them. And, the reason why women can easily get turned on or get turned off by your real emotional vibes
coming out of your body language is because women are naturally very emotional so that reading other people's emotions just by
watching their body language is women's second nature, so to say.
What helped me completely understand what banter lines are all about and how to create my own banter lines was the result
of the survey through which hundreds of women were interviewed on the subject of what really turns women on. The outcome of
the survey was that women are attracted to a man who can show them both respect and sexual desire at the same
time.

What the latter tells you is that the way to attract women is to share your sexual desire with them in a very subtle and respectful
way. Being subtle is all about expressing yourself in a way that makes her curious enough to want to find out more about you and
find out whether you really like her. And, being respectful is mainly about being playful, fun and light-hearted especially when using
any kind of sexually explicit language in order to freely express your real sexual desires toward her. Let's face it, if you try to boldly
and directly tell her that you'd like to have sex with her on the spot while not being playful and fun about it even the slightest bit,
then chances are that she'll instantly see you as a very creepy guy and weirdo. And, if you happen to say it to a girl who's not the
full age yet, you might even get reported to the police for such behavior.
That said, in my opinion banter lines are the perfect attraction tool because using them allows you to show women
both respect and sexual desire at same time.
Next I'm going to share with you the kind of banter line that feels very natural and fun to me. Let's say, I've just spotted a very hot
woman wearing a tight jeans shorts during the summer time, and I'm very turned on by her sex appealing ass.

The banter line that comes very natural and fun to me is as follows: "So, this is how you pick up guys. (I make about 2 second
short pause while checking out her shorts as if I'm some kind of fashion expert because this helps me build up some sexual
tension) I now feel so seduced standing next to you that you've almost made me spank your ass."

Here's a little heads up. I strongly advise you to use your negative body language immediately after saying your favorite banter line
to her and getting her laughing at it. Your negative body language is all about having the most of your body face away from the
woman that you've just met. The reason I warmly recommend you do this is for two main reasons:

a) By casually and playfully showing her your negative body language as described above, you want to subtly let her know that
you're not needy toward her. In other words, you want to indirectly let her know that you're prepared to walk away from her at any
moment if she doesn't like anything about you and your approach, because you have a lot of options of meeting other beautiful
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women in your life.

b) The combo of using banter lines and negative body language is proved to help guys make women chase them.

Here's an example of how to use this combo. Immediately after you've said your banter line to the woman and got her laughing at
it, you either playfully turn your head to one side (face away) or playfully turn your entire body away from her for 2-3 seconds.
While having your back face her, try to kind of look over your shoulder and smile at her in a teasing way. By the time, you turn back
around (while you're still smiling) and come to face her again, you can expect to have her trying very hard to get back your
attention. In other words, she'll be officially flirting with you and chasing you like crazy.
Hope my tips help you create your own banter lines and above all, have a lot of fun using them.
Have fun! ;)
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