Leela's alternate reality: Futurama WG

by ~y45w7, Nov 26, 202, 6:2:!! "#

Fan "rt $ Fan Fi%tion $ &umor

'( won)er w*at's ta+in, so lon,-' in.uire) &ermes t*e %om/any bureau%rat- Leela
a)0uste) *er /osition in t*e seat, '('m not sure mysel1, but )amn well it better be wort*
t*e wait-' Fry too+ a si/ o1 slurm, '( *ave a lot o1 %on1i)en%e t*e /ro1essor *as somet*in,
,reat in store 1or us- &e always )oes- 2i,*t, 3en)er4' 3en)er too+ a lot )ra, 1rom *is
%i,ar, '5e/-'
6*e )oor lea)in, to t*e lab 7i//e) si)eways revealin, t*e /ro1essor wit* an
a%%om/lis*e) e8/ression on *is wrin+le) 1a%e- 'Goo) news, everyone9 (t's 1inis*e)- 6*e
new W*at:i1 ma%*ine is F(N(;&<=9'
6*e %rew si,*e)- '"not*er one4 ;/lees*-' "my ,runte) wal+in, away- 6*e rest o1 t*e
%rew 1ollowe) suit e8%e/t 1or Leela- '=on't worry, >ro1essor- ( always en0oy your W*at:i1
ma%*ine-'
6*e /ro1essor's wrin+les s/ran, u/war)s almost ma+in, a smile- '2eally4 >er*a/s you')
li+e to try it out-'
Farnswort* *an)e) t*e television wit* a mi%ro/*one atta%*e) to it to Leela- 'W*y not4'
Leela t*ou,*t about *er .uestion- W*at s*oul) it be4 W*o s*oul) it involve4
;u))enly, an e8/losion %ame 1rom t*e s*i/'s )o%+in, area- Fry an) 3en)er %ame aroun)
%overe) in bla%+ smo+e- 'Leela, t*e battery blew u/ in my 1a%e an) it really *urts9' Leela
,rew an,ry- '( tol) you to %*an,e t*e )amn t*in, 4 )ays a,o9' 3en)er too+ a swi, 1rom
*is bottle, 'Well we weren't listenin,-' 6*e )oor wearily wal+e) away- Leela *u11e),
,rabbe) t*e mi%, an) s/o+e into it, 'W*at i1 Fry an) 3en)er /ulle) t*eir wei,*t aroun)
*ere4'
6*e s%reen 1li%+ere) an) %*an,e) into t*e alternate reality t*at Leela as+e) 1or-
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6*e %y%lo/s *a) o/ene) *er eye to see *ersel1 in t*e >lanet <8/ress loun,in, area- 6*e
television blare) in 1ront o1 *er as s*e *u,,e) a ba, o1 Flar,:>u11s an) a %an o1 slurm sat
on t*e table- Leela stret%*e) an) yawne) as two 1amiliar /eo/le entere) t*e room-
'?ra/, it's Fry an) 3en)er-' Leela .ui%+ly attem/te) to wi/e t*e %rumbs 1rom *er s*irt
an) su%+ t*e sna%+ )ust 1rom *er 1in,ers- Wit* one last wi/e 1rom *er s*irt Leela ma)e a
s*o%+in, )is%overy- '6*is %an't be-' s*e ,rabbe) *er stoma%*- ;*e a%tually ,rabbe) *er
stoma%*- W*ile it wasn't bi, it surely loo+e) li+e a start o1 a beer belly-
'3lu,*- Leela you're su%* a slob9 W*y %an't you /i%+ u/ a1ter yoursel1-' Fry w*o loo+e)
in mu%* more s*a/e t*an usual na,,e)- 3en)er s*oo+ *is *ea) an) /ulle) a va%uum
%leaner 1rom *is %*est- '5es, most )is,ustin, in)ee)-' sai) t*e a%tually s*iny, ,ol)en
robot-
Leela attem/te) to %ome u/ wit* a smart ass remar+, but instea) %ame u/ wit* a *al1:
asse) e8%use- '('m 0ust )oin, w*at t*e /ro1essor or)er-' wit* a wea+ smile on *er 1a%e s*e
*o/e) to %onvin%e Fry, but to no avail- &e an) 3en)er le1t t*e room an,ry- "ll Leela
%oul) )o was sul+ an) stare at t*e 6-@- wat%*in, a marat*on o1 '"ll my ?ir%uits'-
"1ter an *our o1 television Leela *a) ,rown tire) o1 *er a%tivity- ;*e s%ar1e) )own t*e
Flar,:>u11s an) %*u,,e) t*e rest o1 t*e ;lurm- '( won)er w*at Abel%*A everyone else is
u/ to-' Leela wi/e) t*e e8tra %rumbs 1rom *er /ants an) e8ite) Nort* o1 t*e room-
Wal+in, )own t*e ,reen metalli% *allway, Leela marvele) at *ow )i11erent t*e *allway
seeme- (t loo+e) so mu%* %leaner t*an it usually *a)-
'( %an 1i8 t*at-' Leela tosse) )own t*e %an o1 slurm an) littere) t*e %rumbs o1 t*e >u11s
on t*e 1loor- '#u%* Aur/A better' s*e state) wit* a s%rat%* o1 *er so1t mi))le-
From t*e ot*er en) o1 t*e *allway Leela *ear) a mutterin,, 1amiliar voi%e- 'Bust ,otta
%onne%t t*e roun) tubey:t*in,ey to t*e metal w*at7it an) a*oy9 (t's 1inis*e)-'
'Coi)ber,9' Leela t*ou,*t travellin, to t*e sour%e o1 t*e voi%e- ;*e en)e) u/ ri,*t
outsi)e =r- Cio)ber,'s o11i%e, but it loo+e) mu%* more )i11erent 1rom w*at s*e's use) to
seein,- 6*ere were no bo)y bo)y ba,s stu11e) in t*e tras*%an or bloo) s/attere) on t*e
walls- (nstea) t*e me)i%al instruments were well or,ani7e) an) /ristine me)i%al
)o%uments )e%orate) t*e walls-
'"*, Leela w*at a /leasant sur/rise %ome in, %ome in-' t*e )o%tor invite) a1ter brus*in,
*is 1ull *ea) o1 *air-
'&ey, =r- Coi)ber, w*at's t*at you're wor+in, on4'
'D* t*is4 6*is is 0ust a nutrition %ontra/tion or 'Fee) #a%*ine' 1or t*ose )ealin, wit*
anore8ia or sim/ly re1use to eat- Esin, t*e er---'
'D* t*at's %ool-' Leela interru/te) bein, bore) by t*e )etails rat*er .ui%+ly- '?an ( try it
out4'
Coi)ber, ma)e note o1 Leela's sli,*tly /u),y arms an) mi)se%tion- '"re you sure, Leela4
5ou loo+-----*ealt*y-' Leela s.uinte) *er eye at Coi)ber,-
'D+ay, 1ine- ('ll be on my way t*en-' Leela turne) an) le1t t*e room-
'Loo+s, li+e it's time 1or lun%*-' sai) Coi)ber, on *is way to 3en)er's +it%*en, also,
leavin, t*e )oor unlo%+e)-
;*e )u%+e) be*in) a %orri)or an) wat%*e) as *e le1t- Leela rubbe) *er *an)s an) smir+e)
mena%in,ly, '6ime to try out t*is ma%*ine-' Leela o/ene) t*e )oor an) lo%+e) it be*in)
*er- ;*e set *ersel1 )own .ui%+ly, /i%+e) u/ t*e tube %onne%te) to t*e ma%*ine an) trie)
to 1i,ure out *ow to o/erate it-
'"ll t*ere is, is 0ust a swit%*4 6*at's it4 &u*4' Leela 1li//e) t*e swit%* an) t*e ma%*ine
be,an to 1low out t*e 1ormula, but all too .ui%+ly- ;ome o1 it s/lattere) onto Leela's s*irt
an) t*e 1loor- 6*e *ose 1li//e) out o1 %ontrol- Fui%+ly, s*e ,rabbe) it an) inserte) it into
*er mout*- 6*e 1low be,an to stea)y as s*e *a) taste) t*e won)er1ul 1ormula t*at %ame
1rom t*e ma%*ine-
6*e 1ormula taste) li+e a mi8ture o1 some o1 t*e best t*in,s Leela *a) eaten, /o//lers,
slurm, Flar,:>u11s, an) butter- Leela )i)n't *ave a ,oo) )iet- Leela be,an to 1eel 1ull, but
)i)n't sto/ %onsumin, t*e 1ormula-
Leela *owever *a) not noti%e) t*at s*e *a) %onsume) so mu%* t*at s*e be,an to /ut on
wei,*t- ;*e 1elt t*at *er stoma%* was be,innin, to ,row an) /us* 1rom un)er *er tan+
to/ as well as *er breasts ma+in, t*e bra ti,*t- ;*e %oul)n't bear to tear *ersel1 away
1rom t*e ma%*ine so s*e trie) to /ull )own *er s*irt over *er stoma%* w*i%* was startin,
to ta+e a 1ourt* 1rom *er la/ an) a)0ust *er bra w*ile *er breasts ,rew 1rom ?:%u/s to =:
%u/s-
'6*at's better-' s*e t*ou,*t- Bust t*en, t*e seat o1 *er bla%+ /ants *a) ri//e), *er t*i,*s
be,an to tou%*, an) s*e even 1elt *er boots ,et ti,*t- 'D+, now t*is is embarrassin,- (
*ave to sto/-' Leela t*ou,*t nearin, 250 /oun)s- &er arms be,an to slew an) *er %*in
)ouble)- 6*e %*air be,an to %rea+ un)er *er wei,*t as *er butt be,an to we),e between
t*e ba%+ an) *er *i/s 1lare 1rom t*e si)es-
6*e %*air le,s ,ave in ,ivin, Leela a 1ast, yet so1t lan)in, onto t*e 1loor w*ile *er w*ole
bo)y .uivere)- ;oon, *er bra sna//e) o11 ,ivin, *er breasts room to rest on to/ o1 *er
roun) belly, t*en *er tan+ to/ s/lit into /ie%es as *er belly ,rew an) ,rew ta+in, u/ more
o1 *er la/- 6*e button on *er /ants 1lew o11 allowin, *er belly to *ave t*e 1ree)om it
nee)e)- Leela %aresse) *er bi, love *an)les an) belly as s*e %ontinue) to be 1e)-
'( %oul) ,et use) to bein, t*is bi,-' s*e t*ou,*t slowly )ri1tin, into slumber-
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Leela *a) awo+en at t*e soun) o1 somet*in, soli) +no%+in, a,ainst t*e ,lass /ane on t*e
)oor- 'W*oever's in *ere you better o/en u/-' t*e voi%e %omman)e)- Leela *a) be%ame
alert at t*e 1a%t t*at s*e *a) been %au,*t- "lso, at t*e 1a%t t*at t*e ma%*ine *a) sto//e)
1ee)in,- 6*e 1at %y%lo/s trie) *er best to stan) u/, but only %oul) ,rab t*e nearest table to
/osition *ersel1 u/war)- &er bo)y 1elt as t*ou,* s*e *a) a *un)re) san) ba,s tie) to it-
Coi)ber,'s %law buste) t*rou,* t*e )oor, sli//e) on t*e 1ormula, an) sli) ri,*t into
Leela's ,irt*-
'&el/, &ermes t*e blob es%a/e) a,ain9' t*e %rab /ani%+e)- Leela %ou,*e) an) s*ot
Coi)ber, a '(t's 0ust me' loo+- 'Leela4 W*at *a//ene)4 W*y are you so bi,4 "n) w*y are
you na+e)4' Coi)ber, t*en saw t*e ma%*ine- 'D*, Leela' Coi)ber, ,rew a sorrow1ul
loo+, Leela be,an to a/olo,i7e, 'Coi)ber,, Abel%*A sorry-'
Coi)ber, loo+e) %on1use), ';orry 1or w*at4 #y ma%*ine was a su%%ess9' ;u))enly t*e
w*ole /lanet e8/ress %rew )rew outsi)e o1 t*e o11i%e- 'Wow, Leela's so *u,e-' sai) "my
w*o was wearin, %lot*es 1rom t*e bar,ain bin- '5ea*, s*e really is somet*in, isn't s*e4'
Fry marvele) as Leela's 1at 1a%e blus*e)- ';e%on)-' ;%ru11y mumble)-
<n) transmition
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';o w*at )o you t*in+4' as+e) t*e /ro1essor wit* *o/e ,leamin, 1rom *is ,lasses- Leela
,ave vo%al res/onse, instea) s*e t*rew t*e ma%*ine at t*e /ro1essor's *ea) an) wal+e)
away-
'=amn' *e muttere)-