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Volume 7, Issue 395

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Barbarians at the Gate

Presidential Candidate Prabowo Claims Bali is
Example of Foreigners Siphoning off National
Wealth
Prabowo Subianto sent mixed and worrisome signals to
certain segments of Bali's tourism community, delivering a
somewhat xenophobic message at a campaign rally held at
Limintang Field in downtown Denpasar on Saturday, June
28, 2014.
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Resounding an
anti-foreigner theme
that has formed a
consistent part of his
campaign platform,
Prabowo told his
audience that future
leaders must be
cautious and not allow
the profit of Indonesia's
tourism sector to be
siphoned off by foreign
countries.
Q u o t e d i n
Beritabali.com,
Prabowo said: If we are
not careful, our wealth will not
be enjoyed by our own people.
Bali is an example. Big Tourists
come here. We must question
and be careful. Don't let the
profit they (the tourists) bring be
taken away by others who are
not of our nation.
Prabowo called for
vigilance because he proclaims

a desire to safeguard
national wealth for all the
Indonesian people.
This is our battle; the duty
we embrace. We have a
strategy of continuing the
mandate of SBY. That which is
missing we will add. That which
is good we, we say is good,
explained Prabowo.
Prabowo says Indonesia

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is at a crossroad.
Standing before
t h o u s a n d s o f
supporters, Prabowo
expressed his
appreciation for
Indonesia's current
president Susilo
Bambang Yudhoyono.
At the close of his
leadership, we must
give thanks for SBY
who has brought
Indonesia to its current
state, he said.
Prabowo admitted
that managing and
leading Indonesia is not
an easy task. He also admitted
that Indonesia is now the fourth
largest nation in the world.
Continuing, he said: Every
year Indonesia adds five million
people. We are acknowledged
as the fifth richest nation in the
world.".
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BALI THE RIGHT WAY

Gday again folks and welcome to another run at the weekly. It was an
exciting week just gone on the island with the annual kite season
being in about full swing. It's a great thing to see the locals putting
together all manner of kites, from the smallest ones that the
neighborhood kids fly to the ones that you need a small truck to
transport to a field and more than 10 men to manage. There is a certain
noise that one can only describe as a zinging in the air, as the string or
aliasj@kutaweekly.com
line that attaches or tethers the kite to the handler, cuts threw the
freshening breeze the island is famous for. I for one think this one of the best times to visit the island and I love
it.
This week also saw the start of the annual Ramadan month which is where the follower abstains from eating
for the sunlight hours, except those who are suffering from an illness, travelling, pregnant or even
breastfeeding. While fasting from dawn until sunset, Muslims refrain from consuming food, drinking liquids,
smoking, and engaging in sexual relations. In some interpretations Muslims also refrain from other behavior
which could be perceived as sinful such as swearing, engaging in disagreements, listening to music and
procrastination. Food and drink is served daily, before sunrise and after sunset and generally at the end of each
day the families and many friends will get together and enjoy a meal and celebrate the fasting season. I wish
all our Muslim friends a great month and look forward to the start of the Idul Fitri celebrations. ASSALAM
MUALLAIKUM Wr Wb
Moving along this week I can safely say the conversation of the week at most bars or pubs or where more than
one expat or travelers meet, is the exchange rate on the Aussie versus the Rupiah. I haven't seen it this high for
many years and think the only time it's been higher was back in 1996 when there was a slight political issue
which soon after righted itself and things went back to normal. We did have a big jump at the end of 2008 when
the Aussie dollar got up on the Yankee but that eased itself as well. At time of writing this editorial, the
exchange on the Aussie is at 11,590 which is damn great. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to work out it's
a great time to jump in and invest on the island, and as many of us that are invested here know, the exchange
rate can make all the difference. To explain it in easy to understand terms, you are getting upwards of at least
25% better for your dollar, making that holiday house or unit you've been wanting that much more reachable.

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Bali Kite Festival 2014

kites in Bali
and the colors of
the kites are all
traditionally black,
red, white, and
gold/yellow which
represent the
incarnations of the
Hindu deities. The
kites are blessed
before the event by
G i a n t
a temple priest.
traditional kites,
Kites are
four meters in
available for sale at
width and almost
many places in
ten meters in
Bali.
length, are crafted
Go fly a kite,
a n d f l o w n
the Kids will love it!
competitively by
If you're lucky
deities for an abundant
teams hailing from the villages
crop and harvest, and truly is a enough to travel to your Bali
of Denpasar. This event is a
accommodation during this
seasonal religious festival feast for all five senses.
You will find many types of time make sure you don't miss
sending a plea to the Hindu
this festival!

The Bali Kite

Festival is an
international
kite festival,
held annually
every July in
the Padang
Galak area of
Sanur.

Get Inked @ Bali Ink

On the subject of exchange rates and call it good timing if you

will, I ask you to direct your attention to page 43 where this
week, you will see that the powers that be, have released presales packs on the new Suite's stage at Kuta Town Houses
which I'm told will be the best class and style in the district yet.
I'm told there will be plunge pools in the 3rd and 4th floor
suites and that the size of each suite will be huge versus
anything else you could buy in the area. With the rates being
what they are you couldn't make a better decision than to buy a
penthouse suite in the best managed apartments in Kuta.
There are many places you could invest, but you only have to
look at the bottom line to see which ones are giving you the
most back and that's the one you want to jump in with.
Ok folks that's about my lot for the week and I will leave you to
roll along and do what you will for the week. I trust that the
most of you stay safe, happy, healthy and always remember,
Don't think of cost. Think of value.
Enjoy Your Week,
ALIASJ

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How I changed from Bali hater to Bali addict

I was done. Considering the
majority of sightseeing took place
from the cold tiles of my villa's
bathroom floor, I never wanted to
again experience that level of
sickness.
It was a seafood dish from a
street restaurant that got me and
subsequently made for a miserable 10day holiday. I'll leave the typical Bali
belly symptoms out of this story, but I'm
sure you get the picture.
So, when the offer of a four-day
trip to Bali came up, my initial response
was: Wow, thank you, so kind, are you
sure there's no one else who can go?
Turns out there was not.
Also turns out this was a
blessing in disguise. After agreeing to
give the popular Indonesian island a
second chance, I'm now a Bali convert.
I've even booked a two-and-a-half week
holiday there for later this year.
What changed my mind? Myriad
good experiences, done properly.
Bali's infrastructure has
improved considerably since I was there
four years ago.
For starters, arriving in the
country is a new experience. A new
terminal at Denpasar International
Airport opened last year, doubling the
number of passengers it can serve to 15
million, making for a pretty much
seamless entry into the country.
It also helps we're met by a
representative from our hotel the new
Double-Six Luxury Hotel Seminyak who
whizzes us through Customs and
Immigration. We're shown to our cars
and then we're off on the 30-minute
drive to our hotel. Along the way we
catch glimpses of Bali's alluring diversity
from large warehouse-style stores
selling wood carvings, furniture and art
to the obscure shrines tucked between
homes and shop fronts, to the
intermittent rice fields.
Pulling up at Double-Six Luxury
Hotel Seminyak, we instantly know the
next few days will be a treat. The five-

star hotel officially opened in

May, featuring 146 one- and twobedroom suites, eight penthouses, a
deluxe spa and a number of uniquely
themed restaurants and bars.
The lobby to this place is really
quite something. With giant pillars
holding up a high ceiling leading to the
inviting 120m-long lagoon swimming
pool, you can't help but feel a little
special.
Australian restaurateur Robert
Marchetti the man behind such top
nosheries as Bondi's Icebergs Dining
Room, North Bondi Italian Food and
Giuseppe, Arnaldo & Sons at Crown
Melbourne has been an instrumental
player in the hotel's creative direction.
He views his involvement in the hotel as
a similar role to a director on a film set.
I wanted everyone to arrive in
the lobby and feel like they've entered a
party that everyone's invited to, he
says.
It's a production. It's feel, it's
sensory, it's taste. The staff don't have
interviews for their jobs, they audition for
their roles.
The cynic in me twitches a little
at his extravagant words, but after
Erikson, my personal butler, escorts me
to my poolside leisure suite, with ocean
views and fully stocked mini bar,
Marchetti's words start to ring true.
Love at first bite
I had reservations
understandably about eating outside of
the hotel, but this changed after
experiencing the deliciousness of local
Indonesian cuisine at Warung Sulawesi,
Seminyak, with no adverse tummy
troubles.
Hidden off a main road, we feel
like we've walked into a little local
secret. It's a great spot that's popular
with the locals and expats alike. Just a
few mouthfuls of the spice-infused
dishes and the appeal is set in our
tastebuds.
While eating traditional Balinese
food is great, having the chance to cook
it from scratch is just as satisfying.

Sofitel Bali Nusa Dua, about a

40-minute drive from Seminyak, has just
started offering traditional Balinese
cooking classes.
Walking into the hotel feels like
walking into an elaborate Game of
Thrones set. It's breathtaking and
extravagant. As trainee chefs, our
group of about 10 looks the part with
bright white aprons and hats, and by the
end we feel the part.
After mincing seafood with an
array of spices to make lemongrass
satay lilit shredding chicken with chilli
sauce and kaffir lime stuffing and
roasting whole chickens in banana
leaves; and, filling pandanus crepes
with a deliciously sweet coconut mix,
we're ready to eat.
Aperitivo adulation
Back at Double-Six, we head to
the hotel's mezzanine-level restaurant
Seminyak Italian Food for Aperitivo
hour, which is on every Friday and
Saturday from 5pm to 7pm.
What follows is a delicious mix of
Italian-inspired foods, from a menu led
by Marchetti, complemented by unique
cocktails conceptualised by drinks
manager Jonathon Jack, another
Aussie expat.
Ready to rock
After a big night of indulgence
and dancing that led to the discovery of
two very cool local nightclubs,
Townhouse and La Favela, the next day
it's to the Acqua Perla Spa at DoubleSix.
For 2 hours I'm scrubbed and
rubbed back into existence during the
Ready to Rock Ritual a specially crafted
ritual to show the fabulous you on that
important day: birthday, honeymoon,
anniversary, a special date night of
dancing or in my case, to nurture my
hangover. Fitting with Marchetti's vision
for the hotel, I pretty much feel like a rock
star.
It's amazing how a good
experience can wipe away the bad
memories.

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Our World Cup Runneth Over

prison and a fine of Rp. 5
Bali, Four Season and
At Least 12 Bali Hotels Facing
billion. (US$416,000).
Grand Mirage Club.
Criminal Action for Unlicensed
The hotels were given a
Fredrick Billy said the hotels
Broadcasts of World Cup
failed to obtain permits from PT strict time limit to obtain the
Football in the Public Areas
PT Nonbar (Nonton Bareng =
Watching Together) who holds
exclusive Indonesian broadcast
rights for re-broadcast of the World
Cup has served cease and desist
orders (somasi) on 12 starred hotels
in Bali who they claim have illegally
shown World Cup 2014
in their Bar and
Restaurants.
As reported by
beritadewata.com, the
legal representative of
PT Nonbar, Fredrick
Billy, said on Monday,
June 23, 2014: PT
Nonbar as the holder of
exclusive broadcast
rights is issuing a
somasi to 12 hotels from
among 50 hotels
restaurants because we believe
they have illegally conducted
commercial broadcasts of the World
Cup 2014.
Among the 12 hotels cited by
PT Nonbar are Hotel Radiant, The
Bali Khama, Sofitel, Peninsula
Beach, Princess Benoa, Kind Villa
Bintang Resort, Grand Beach Nusa
Dua, Grand Aston Sanur, Conrad

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Nonbar as the coordinator of

broadcast right for public
showings of the World Cup
PT Nonbar has conducted
sweeping operations at a
number of hotels in Bali featuring
public showings of the World Cup

that had not paid for and obtained

permits. As a result, PT Nonbar
claims they suffered significant
financial losses due to the illegal
broadcasts.
According to Billy, the
offending hotels (and other still
being verified by his company)
violated Sections 49 and 72 of
Law No. 19 of 2002 on copyrights
and are subject to 7 years in

needed permit to avoid PT

Nonbar pressing forward with the
case.
PT Nonbar reportedly
owns license form PT
International Sport Marketing
(ISM) to coordinate public
showings of the World Cup in
Bali.
While four
Indonesian TV
Cannels held the
right for the TV
broadcasts of the
World Cup (TV
One. ANTV, Qvition
and Viva Sky), PT
Nonbar holds right
for coordinating
public showings in
hotels, restaurants
and malls.
The cost to obtain the right
to show the World Cup in the
public areas of hotels for a threestar hotel is Rp. 60 million
(US$5,000), four-star hotel Rp.
80 million (US$6,600) and fivestar hotel Rp. 100 million
(US$8,300).
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Is the Party Over?

B a l i H o t e l
Occupancy's
Lower Than
Normal
Radar Bali
reports that while Bali
enters the traditionally
high season of June
many properties are
failing to reach 70%
occupancy, with a
number leading hotels
now making bonus
night offers in the
effort to boost those
figures.
The lower than normal occupancy rates
were confirmed the Secretary of the Denpasar
Chapter of the Indonesian Hotel and Restaurant
Association (PHRI-Denpasar), AA Ngurah Adhi
Ardana, in statements to the press on
Wednesday, June 25, 2014.
Ardana said the poor occupancy levels
extended to other areas beyond Bali's capital
with many operators hoping that the coming
fasting month and presidential elections will

provide at least a
modest boost to
business.
The PHRI official
blamed the poor
occupancy rates on
the flood of new rooms
now on sale and the
lack of promotion or
special events that
would help tackle up
the excess room
supply.
H e
a l s o
bemoaned the change
in the market place
over the past decades. At one time, he said,
tourist came to Bali to linger and visit cultural
areas. Continuing, he said modern tourists visit
Bali for much shorter periods and spend most of
their time at entertainment centers than visitors
of the recent past, while modern villa guests
often spend their entire time in Bali at their villas.
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State of Origin: Live coverage of Queensland

Maroons squad announcement for game three
COOPER Cronk
has made a
miraculous
recovery from a
broken arm and
h a s b e e n
selected in the
Queensland
team for the
State of Origin
III.
Corey Parker
will also make his
return from a
fractured eye
socket to take his place in the team
while Will Chambers has been
called up to finally make his Origin
debut on the wing in place of Brent
Tate.
Jacob Lillyman has earned a
starting berth in the front row with
Matt Scott to miss the game after
suffering a facial fracture in Origin
II.
Daly Cherry-Evans moves
back to the bench to make way for
Cronk.
Chris McQueen was not
considered due to an ankle injury.

In a look to the future

Michael Morgan who has been in
scintillating form for the Cowboys
has been included as 19th man.
Cronk broke his arm in the
opening minutes of Origin I and
has not returned to the field since,
but Meninga said he was ready to
play.
He is fit and ready to go. He
would have played for the Storm
this weekend if available.
We will not jeopardise his
health.
Meninga said there were no
excuses for losing Origin II in a

game he
described as
fugly.
It's about
our pride, we
have built up a
fantastic strong
cultre over the
l a s t f e w
years...and we
want to play well
in front of our
home crowd.

W
e
haven't been
played to our
potential in (games) one and
two...we've been beaten by a
better side.
Team:
Billy Slater, Darius Boyd,
Greg Inglis, Justin Hodges, Will
Chambers, Johnathan Thurston,
Cooper Cronk, Jacob Lillyman,
Cameron Smith, Nate Myles,
Aidan Guerra, Sam Thaiday,
Corey Parker. Reserves: Daly
Cherry-Evans, Ben Te'o, Matt
Gillett, Dave Taylor, Josh McGuire
(18th man), Michael Morgan (19th
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Studs and Duds: Nigeria and Algeria push France

and Germany all the way in World Cup round of 16
EUROPEAN heavyweights got the job done
on Tuesday morning EST but not without a TEAM OF THE DAY
Manuel Neuer (Germany)
thorough and tense examination from
Raphael Varane (France) Rafik Halliche
Africa's final two representatives.

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(Algeria) Essad Belkalem (Algeria) Kenneth Omeruo

(Nigeria)
Mathieu Valbuena (France) Paul Pogba
(France) Sofiane Feghouli (Algeria)
Andre Schurrle (Germany) Antoine Griezmann
(France) Islam Slimani (Algeria)

STUDS
Goalkeepers continued to star on day three of
the knockout phase, with M'Bohli showing of his full
range of qualities, while Manuel Neuer was at his
commanding best. Without his intelligent, sharp
sweeping - he was prepared to come well out of his box
- Algeria's threat over the top
would have been more lethal.
It was a shame that Enyeama
was at fault for Nigeria's goal
because his shot stopping
was of the highest order.
There are a number of
Algerians who can leave with
their heads held high. The
trio of Islam Slimani, Sofiane
Feghouli and El Arbi Hillel
So u d a n i p ro vi d e d re a l
nuisance value for the North
African outfit, while the entire defensive unit was
immense, led by skipper Halliche and Belkalem. After a
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In the end, it was a matter of France staying
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resolutely kept them out, but cracks were starting to
appear. Yohan Cabaye's long-range shot hit the bar and
Karim Benzema's goalbound effort was cleared off the
line - as France grew in confidence in the lead-up to their
opening goal. Then Paul Pogba, who was easily the
best player on the field, struck off a corner and the game
was over. France were far from their best but had
enough class to finish off the
game with a flurry. The arrival
of Antoine Griezmann off the
bench on the hour mark to
replace the ineffectual Olivier
Giroud proved the
masterstroke. The Real
Sociedad striker terrorised a
tiring defence and rejuvenated
the likes of Karim Benzema,
Mathieu Valbuena and Pogba.
Victor Enyeama in the Nigeria
goal was in an inspiring mood
for most of the game but was
at fault for Pogba's goal when he palmed it straight on to
the midfielder's head. The goal liberated the French and
they could have scored three or four more but had to
make do with Joseph Yobo turning past his own
goalkeeper.
The Desert Foxes were highly unfancied but they
pushed the Germans all the way in a spirited display full
of workaholic defending and electric speed on the
break. Joachim Low's side dominated possession - with
some 465 more passes than their African rivals - but
could not find a way past Ras M'Bohli, between the
sticks, who played behind an inspired back four. It might
have been 0-0 after 90 minutes, but on another night, it
could have 2-2 or 3-3 - it was enthralling action between
two contrasting styles. Andre Schurrle's introduction
gave Germany a greater penetrative threat in the
second-half, and the Chelsea man broke the deadlock
at the start of extra-time, with a delicate flick to guide
home Thomas Muller's ball from the left. Muller had
every opportunity to add to his Golden Boot campaign,
but suffered a rare off night in front of goal, but was able
to deliver the killer pass instead. Mesut Ozil and
Abdelmoumene Djabou also scored in extra-time.

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Wimbledon 2014: As Nick Kyrgios faces Rafael Nadal,

you can now officially forget you ever cared about
Bernard Tomic
THERE'S a great story from a
couple of years back about
19-year-old Australian tennis
prodigy Nick Kyrgios, who
tomorrow faces Rafael Nadal
in the fourth round at
Wimbledon.
Kyrgios was practising with
Lleyton Hewitt at the Australian
Open on a typically dry, scorching
Melbourne summer day. He was
desperate for a drink but Lleyton
wouldn't let him have one.
It's not that Hewitt expressly
forbade Kyrgios to go for his
drink bottle. It's that Hewitt
wasn't stopping for a drink and
Kyrgios didn't want to seem
presumptuous, arrogant or
weak by comparison.
It was a nightmare, I
wanted a drink for 45 minutes
but I was scared to initiate it, he
recalled this week.
The moral of the story is
simple: can you imagine
Bernard Tomic ever behaving
that way? Forget lapping a few
drops of water, Tomic probably
would have stopped for a
lapdance halfway through the
practice session.
The arrival this week of Nick
Kyrgios as a genuine tennis
sensation is an event most tennis
fans have long been waiting for. At
last, we no longer have to pretend
we like Bernard Tomic.
Kyrgios, if you missed it,
saved a record-equalling nine
match points in his epic five-set
upset of French star Richard
Gasquet. In the final game,
Kyrgios blew Gasquet away.
Tomic would have just blown a
gasket.
To d a te , K yrg i o s h a s
boomed more aces (76) than
anyone else at this year's

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Wimbledon. But he has

shown a promising array of
strokes to back up his power,
showing frequent deft touches.
The guy's got a subtle sense of
humour too.
Fourteen plus zero equals
14. Nice maths, Nick!
The last couple of years
have been tough for Aussie tennis
fans as we've watched Bernard
Tomic occasionally show his
talent, but mostly abuse it, mock it,
waste it. The day he lost the
quickest ever ATP game in about

the time it takes to boil rice was just

one of many low points.
Yet still we've cheered for
him, hoping against hope that it's
surely just a matter of time until his
infantile mind catches up with his
oversized body.
Hasn't happened yet and
maybe it never will. Either way, it
now scarcely matters because
Nick Kyrgios is number one in our
hearts. This likeable young
Canberran has a lovely vibe about
him. He's aggressive but
controlled, a killer on the court and
a puppy dog off it.
You've got to be half a
bastard to win tennis matches, but
only half. It also helps if you're a
decent, well-rounded human
being. Just ask Andre Agassi and

Rafter, who all started their

careers as angry young men, then
started winning major trophies
when they got their heads
together.
Tomic may do likewise.
There's still time for him. But that's
for him to worry about now, not us,
because the hopes of most
Australians are now officially
pinned on the shoulders of Nick
Kyrgios.
I'm just excited to be out
there and have a chance to excite
the crowd again, Kyrgios said
after beating Gasquet.
Hear that? It's about us,
not him, about what we feel
not what he feels.
Australia's history of
tennis goes a long way back,
but Pat Cash mentoring you
and and Lleyton giving
advice, it's always good
having those tennis legends
helping you, Kyrgios said in
the same interview
Get that, Bernie? The
kid takes advice.
Compare those quotes to an
infamous interview Tomic did way
back in 2007, aged just 14 when
he said he wanted to have the
mind of Pete Sampras, the
groundstrokes of Roger Federer
and the heart of Lleyton Hewitt.
Bernard Tomic has always
had big dreams and an even
bigger ego. Now he's got the big
ranking to go with it. He'll be
somewhere above 100 after
Wimbledon.
As for Kyrgios, he'll be
double digits. And number one
with a bullet in the hearts of Aussie
tennis fans regardless of how he
does against Nadal. One thing we
can bank on: this match won't be
over by the first commercial break.

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SATURDAY
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B. Lions v Carlton @ 2.30pm
Essendon v Richmond @ 5.30pm
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W. Bulldogs v Fremantle @ 2.30pm
Hawthorn v GWS @ 2.30pm
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poor second halves
JOEL Selwood is being nursed
through a lighter week on the
track in a bid to ease the load on
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Selwood played the most of last
week's match against Essendon under
duress after suffering a heavy knock to
his hamstring in the first quarter.
He missed this morning's open
training session at Simonds Stadium but
will still play against the Western
Bulldogs on Sunday.
Not too much worse than in previous weeks, but
when it rains it pours. He got a knock really early to his
hamstring, which made him even sorer.
He was still a really influential player, I thought,
but he'll be better this week he's already better this
week than he was at the same stage last week, so I

don't think there'll be any

problems there.
Scott admitted Steve
Johnson's form was down, but
conceded the mercurial midfielder
was a victim of his own lofty
standards.
He backed his star playmaker
to return to his best form when the
whips are cracking leading into
finals.
The Cats again lapsed after
half time last week, allowing
Essendon to kick five unanswered
goals to hit the front in the final
quarter.
It continued a worrying trend
for the Cats, who have dropped off in
matches against Port Adelaide, Richmond, Fremantle,
Sydney, Carlton, Gold Coast and now the Bombers.
Their second halves have been among the worst
in the competition since Round 5 and Scott
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be highly unlikely to ever again register a playing contract
for him.
The 28-year-old had his contract with Cronulla torn up on
Sunday night following the release of a photograph
showing Carney performing a vulgar act at a nightclub
urinal.
The incident has cost the disgraced footballer at least $3
million and other codes have indicated they won't grant
him a lifeline.
Carney on Monday said he was devastated by the loss of
dignity as a person'' arising from his prank''.
Speaking for the first time since the scandal, Carney said
he had not even been able to talk to his mother about the
photograph that appeared to show him urinating in his
own mouth.
Oh, I haven't spoken to her because she can't speak to
me and I can't speak to her, he said.
It's just been text messages, so yeah, they're difficult
ones ... I didn't do it to let anyone down, I didn't do it for a
picture to be taken. Until Saturday I didn't know there was
a picture ever taken.''
The NRL cannot officially deregister Carney for next year
because he does not have a contract now after the
Sharks tore up his $3 million deal on Sunday night. But
NRL chief operating officer Jim Doyle on Monday made it
clear it was highly unlikely Carney would ever be allowed
back in the NRL.
Firstly, a club would need to determine that they want
him to be part of their team, Mr Doyle said.
I would be surprised if any club made that decision
considering his past. Then he would need to convince the
NRL he is a fit and proper person to play our game, and
we would naturally take into account his past.
Given he has been terminated from three clubs, it is most
unlikely that he would be cleared to rejoin a club in the
NRL.
Cronulla cancelled training at Remondis Stadium on
Monday and Sharks CEO Steve Noyce addressed
players to explain why Carney was axed.
Players expressed their views in return, with some angry
that the club had taken such drastic action.
Other players s questioned why Cronulla did not back
their star and why they did not leave the NRL to make the
harsh decision in relation to Carney's playing future.
The vulgar image of Carney went viral over the weekend.
The photo was allegedly taken two Saturdays ago in the
men's toilets at the Northies hotel in Cronulla.
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Calls on Indonesia to Raise Tobacco Tax

Jakarta. Experts and activists
have called on the government
to raise excise tax on tobacco, a
measure considered to be more
effective in reducing demand
for cigarettes, which in turn
could help tobacco control in
the country.
All domestic tobacco
companies, as of Tuesday, are
required by a 2009 law to cover at
least 40 percent of the front cover of
each cigarette packet they produce
with printed graphic health warnings.
The unprecedented move is
seen as part of the country's efforts to
make people more health
consciousness and educate them
about the dangers of smoking.
Having health warnings on
cigarette packets helps prevent
adolescents and new smokers,
Abdillah Ahsan, a researcher at the
University of Indonesia's
Demographic Institute, said on
Thursday.
But with such an high number
of people already hooked on tobacco,
many believe the health warnings,
posted along streets in the country's
larger cities and printed on cigarette
packets, will only be ignored.
The tobacco companies even
seemed undeterred by the potential
impact on sales in Indonesia, where
one in every five people smokes.
As an example Surjanto
Yasaputera, the corporate secretary
of small-scale cigarette manufacturer
Wismilak Inti Makmur, based in
Surabaya, East Java, said on
Tuesday that the company still
maintained its target of a 25 percent
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having to paste the health

warnings on its products.
Surjanto went as far to say that
health warnings on cigarette packs
had limited impact on sales in those
countries that have implemented the
law.
To kill off the smoking habit in a
more effective way, the government
will have to increase the price of a
pack of cigarettes and also the excise
on cigarettes, Abdillah said.
Cigarette prices in Indonesia
range from as little as Rp 9,000 to Rp
20,000 (about 75 US cents to $1.65)
for a pack of 20. That's far less than
those in neighboring Malaysia,
Thailand and Papua New Guinea,
where a pack goes for about $3 to $5,
according to cigaretteprices.net.
An aggressive tax policy
pushes the price of a packet to more
than $17 in Australia.
Abdillah says the average
excise tax on cigarettes in Indonesia
is 46 percent of the base price,
compared with the 57 percent
potential increase in the excise
regulated in the law.
By comparison, the
government sets the excise on
alcoholic drinks at a maximum of 80
percent.
The researcher even pointed
out that the nation's excise on
cigarettes is still far below the
threshold of 70 percent, or two-thirds
of the base price, set by the World
Health Organization a long time ago.
Indonesia is the only nation in
the Asia-Pacific region that has not yet
ratified the WHO's Framework
Convention of Tobacco Control, which
seeks to promote tobacco taxation
aside from using pictorial health

warnings on cigarette
packaging.
The government should
revise these regulations. The excise
on cigarettes should be and can be set
as high as that of alcoholic drinks,
Abdillah said.
He added that the excise on
cigarettes should be increased at a
rate higher than the country's
economic growth. In the first quarter,
Indonesia's economy expanded by
5.2 percent.
With the tax increases, at least
families living in poverty can decide to
stop buying cigarettes, he says.
In 2012, the Demographic
Institute at the University of Indonesia
found that 57 percent of Indonesian
households bought cigarettes, and
that cigarettes were the country's
second-largest expense after rice.
According to the survey, the average
household spends Rp 36.5 million
every 10 years on cigarettes.
Eric Sugandi, an economist at
Standard Chartered Bank, said
imposing higher tax on cigarettes
could raise the state's income, while
also making smokers ask whether
smoking was worth the cost.
An increase in excise tax on
tobacco can boost the state's revenue
while also change consumption
pattern of smokers, Eric said.
With regional excise tax on
cigarettes having come into affect in
January, the state is aiming to rake in
an extra Rp 10 trillion by the end of this
year, as reported by Tempo.com in
March.
Meanwhile, in the recently
revised state budget, the government
is targeting state revenue to reach Rp
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Living the Bali Dream

I had an interesting conversation over a few quiet beers
with two mates from Perth, who now live in Kuta-Bali.
Cliffie 75 yrs and Frankie 71 yrs who are sick and tired
of listening to the rubbish that is getting airtime on the
mainstream news back home about the island these
guys, and so many of us, love so much. It seems the
people back home that don't know what actually
happens in Bali are believing the weekly television
broadcasts, that depict everyone who lives or visits Bali
as a person who is drinking themselves to oblivion or
acting as a wild animal would.
This, as the lads know, is not the case and retiring on the
island as a choice is what these guys have done. It's not
all about drinking and buying cheap cloths said Mr.
Frank, I wear clothes that I've had back in Australia for years, and if I need new ones I'll go and buy them
Life on the island is about as relaxed as I could want is the view from Mr. Cliff My quality of life is so
much better than stretching my cash back home We have taken to spending our days at the beach, with our
main aim being to stay healthy and enjoying the rest of our days with our family.
The guys needed to keep fit so a couple of years ago they purchased Push Bikes, then started riding
everyday for about 10 km at first then 20, then 30 then looking further afield to the attractions that the island
has to offer such as Sanur, Nusa Dua, Tanjung Benoa, Balangan Beach/village, often being seen through
many small villages where travelers never venture seeing things that only the most adventurist get to see.
The whisper is next week the boy along with a few friends are riding to Candi Dasa, approximate 65km.
Each way, where a BBQ has been arranged for the team when they arrive at the planned stop. They will be
spending two nights and two days touring in and around Candi Dasa, returning on the 3rd day. So as you can
see Bali can be very much enjoyed without tearing around on motorbikes half full of booze. Get out and
about there are many delightful things our boys have found off the beaten track and can be very much
enjoyed by all.
Anyone who is interested in joining the lads on planning a journey or on a daily ride can contact Mr. Frank
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Pollies get up to 3.8pc pay rise

WA's backbench MPs
will get pay rises more
than one-third bigger
than those given to
police and other public
servants by the State
Government.
Handing down its
annual determination of
salaries for politicians,
senior bureaucrats and
judges last night, the
Salaries and Allowances
Tribunal said it had approved a flat $5585 increase
to MPs' pay.
The tribunal's determination takes effect
from July 1 and amounts to a 1.6 per cent rise for
Colin Barnett, taking his salary to about $350,000.
For backbenchers, it equates to a 3.8 per cent rise.
The rise for backbenchers, which takes their
base salary to $154,223, is 38 per cent higher than
the rise given to police and firefighters as part of
deals recently thrashed out with the Government.
The deals, which were struck according to
the Government's belt-tightening public sector
wages policy aimed at tying pay rises to inflation,
gave police and firefighters 2.75 per cent next
financial year. They will get rises of 2.5 per cent in
each of the following two years. Under the SAT's
changes, senior public servants will also get a flat
increase of $5474, amounting to between 1.1 per
cent and 3 per cent.
Council chief executives will receive an extra
3 per cent, while WA's judiciary will get 2.5 per cent
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Explaining its
decision, the tribunal said it
considered a range of
economic factors but
ultimately thought changes
to the rate of inflation should
be reflected.
It also noted it had
made no adjustments for
MP allowances pending a
review that was due to be
completed later this year.
The Premier said that
"the determinations of SAT
were independent of Government and are made outside of
Government's wages policy".
Mr Barnett also said the increase to politicians' pay
would amount to only 3 per cent for most backbenchers
once their loadings were taken into account.
UnionsWA secretary Meredith Hammat said: "So
while politicians get access to an independent tribunal to
set their wages, the Barnett Government has changed the
law to deny the independent setting of public sector
wages."
Police Union president George Tilbury said the
same rules should apply to politicians as applied to the
union's members.
"It's disappointing, albeit the decision was made by
an independent body," he said.
Kevin Jolly, the secretary of the United Firefighters
Union of Australia's WA branch, said the increase to
backbenchers' pay was jarring given the tight fiscal
circumstances.
Community and Public Sector Union secretary Toni
Walkington said the Government should revise its recent
offer to public servants in light of the decision.

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This bear definitely has a sweet tooth

A bear crashed a boy's
birthday party in
Alaska recently and
helped himself to
s o m e t r e a t s .
Homeowners said that
the bear fell through
the skylight before
festivities kicked off.
"I was literally in the
room, and I heard this
cracking," Glenn Merrill,
father of 1-year-old
Jackson said. "And the
next thing you know,
there's this bear that, I mean,
literally, fell right from (the
skylight). It was like three feet
away from me."
As everyone made a mad
dash for adjoining rooms, the bear
went straight for the cupcakes on
the living room table, devouring
them all. The family was eventually

able to usher the bear out of

the house. But the peckish animal
didn't want to leave just yet. The
bear reportedly stuck around and
peered in at the party through a
window on the back porch.
Local wildlife officers believe
the animal may be the same bear
who broke into another property

shortly after the

cupcake-eating incident.
That bear intruder was
killed by Juneau officers
after it repeatedly tried to
enter the house.
"We don't take
killing or destroying bears
lightly," Ryan Scott of the
Alaska Department of
Fish and Game said.
"People were inside that
building. I think it was
appropriate for that given
the situation."
It's not the first time
a nosy bear has crashed a party.
Last year, partygoers in Florida
greeted a furry friend after it burst
through a fence into a toddler's
birthday bash. In another incident,
several black bear cubs invited
themselves to a backyard
barbecue in Connecticut.

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Final Concludes With Arrest Of 5 Million

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ng a critically
acclaimed 10episode run, the
HBO series
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O f
Thrones capped
off its fourth
season with a
shocking finale
that concluded
with 5 million
viewers being taken into
police custody for pirating
the show online.
Wow, you expect some
major shakeups in the final
episode of the season, but that
part right at the end when the
FBI kicked in my door and told
me to get on the ground? I did
not see that coming at all,

Boston resident Peter

Herzfeld said of the surprise
season-ending turn, which left
millions of die-hard fans of the
fantasy series in a state of
astonishment and disbelief as
they were handcuffed by
federal law enforcement
officials and charged with
violating intellectual property
law by using BitTorrent and

similar file-sharing
services. The last few
minutes of the episode
were so intense one
moment the show was
proceeding along as
normal, and the next I
was being shoved into
the backseat of a police
car and driven to a
detainment facility.
I just sat there
completely stunned for a
few minutes, trying to process
what had happened. That's
classic Game Of Thrones,
though: no one's safe. The
nation's incarcerated fans said
they could not wait to get out of
prison after their five-year
sentence and recap the
startling conclusion with friends
and coworkers.

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Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20

Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23

People are always happy to provide opinions. Many even surprise

themselves sometimes at how knowledgeable they can sound simply by
talking authoritatively. Very soon, you could find yourself inclined to
consider others' viewpoints about an important matter. You can save
yourself much hassle and frustration by listening only to one voice that
matters: your instincts. You're about to discover how much of an expert you
are where matters that concern you are concerned. Trust that you really do
know what's best for you now.

We are all experts at imagining 'worst case' scenarios. If there was

money to be made by looking at any opportunity and creating lists of what
might go wrong or reasons why we should be pessimistic, many of us
would be very wealthy people. None of us is naturally negative. We focus
on negative aspects to any situation because we believe we're
safeguarding ourselves against disappointment. This week, coming
events will provide a very good reason to feel both positive and optimistic.

Taurus Apr 21 - May 21

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

The past plays an important part for many of us and it's likely to be a
prominent feature where you're concerned, too. There's been much focus
lately on your past and how it's influencing your attitude toward more than
one situation or arrangement. You do have an option. You can choose to
continue assessing and analyzing what happened and why or accept that
past events are precisely what have led you to the very strong, positive and
hopeful scenario that begins unfolding very soon.

The cosmos is now giving you a much-needed opportunity to breathe

deeply and exhale. Sounds easy enough? If so, then why has it been so
long since you were able to relax in a particular area of your world? For
some time, you've primed yourself, preparing for confrontation or a need
to justify yourself in some way. Expect soon to feel more optimistic about
your prospects and this will do much to reassure you where you've
needed reassuring. A plan might need to be tweaked slightly but that
doesn't mean you were wrong to embark upon it.

Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

Gemini May 22 - Jun 22

'Duty is what one expects from others'. So said Oscar Wilde. We expect a
great deal from those around us. They, in turn, expect much from us, too.
Sometimes, the balance becomes imbalanced. Coming developments will
make clear to you your obligations to others and what you have a right to
expect in return for how much you give. You're not as obliged to please
others as much as you believe and this week, you can expect to be
pleased. Allow an arrangement to develop a bit further and you'll see how
well it suits you and someone else.

Some things are designed to be easily dismantle-able. Structures that

appear permanent can be taken down and removed in amazingly short
spaces of time and erected elsewhere. People who earn livings building
and dismantling such things learn the fastest and safest ways to build and
dismantle whatever-it-is. You have an amazing opportunity coming to
create something to your precise specifications or needs. You also have
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expectations of what's beautiful or worthy of appreciation. This week
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must make their point and override the point we're trying to make. We find
ourselves cut off mid-sentence by someone who clearly thinks what we
had to say wasn't as important. This week, focus is on communication,
particularly between you and a certain person and progress that can be
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least tried. This week, you could become increasingly confused about why
you pursued a particular plan of action. You may wonder what on Earth
compelled you to give something a try. Fortunately, you can expect to be
reassured during coming weeks that you did not make an incorrect or
unwise choice. What matters now is your continued belief in what inspired
you to embark upon a certain plan.

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effort is constantly made and no rest is allowed, then muscle isn't given a
chance to repair itself and become stronger. The same applies to you this
week. It is essential you give a process a chance to strengthen by
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We all, from time to time, 'play our cards close to our chests'. There are
times when it's appropriate to reveal thoughts and feelings and other times
when it isn't. We are usually our own best judge when it comes to knowing
what and what not to tell others. This week, you're likely to be withholding
certain information for reasons best known to you. Those close to you not
only want to help but deserve the chance to. All you need to do is remove a
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Please EnjoyMadison Avenue Dont Call Me Baby.

The duo released the track to their SoundCloud account along

with other posts in Vine and Instagram.
A music video for the song was also released and features actual
selfies from Steve Aoki, founder of Dim Mak, Snoop Dogg, David
Hasselhoff, WWE NXT superstar Tyler Breeze and Ian
Somerhalder among others. Oliver Luckett, CEO of social media
marketing firm TheAudience, said that the song is "so on point
it's shit-white-girls-say-meets-a-club-remix". TheAudience
introduced The Chainsmokers to Aoki, helped create the "Selfie"
video and released it on January 29, 2014, on YouTube, utilizing
the network of celebrities to promote it. According to Pall, "the
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The Chainsmokers, composed of Drew Taggart and Alex Pall,
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containing monologue from a female clubber about taking good
selfies. Inspiration came from the regular club going girls that
The Chainsmokers saw on their nights out in New York City. So
when they were composing the track, they wanted to incorporate
the "let's take a selfie" line in it somehow. The Chainsmokers
described in an interview with. Honestly, "Selfie" is kind of a
phenomenon for us. We made it and thought it was funny and put
it out as an edit. Then Dim Mak wanted to buy it, and they bought
it from us and put it out officially and we made a video for it. This
was all just because we thought it was fun. And then the song just
kind of took on a life of its own. Which is honestly really great
because it's brought in a new audience of people that listen to
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features spoken word verses; the uncredited talking female

vocals in the song are by Alexis Killacam. The song details a
narcissistic young woman at a club, presumably speaking to
friends, as she is concerned about taking selfies and uploading
them to her Instagram account, while she criticizes other people
at the club, including their outfits, while also dealing with a guy
named Jason, that she has a love/hate relationship with though
she might have a crush on him as well. At the end of each spoken
verse, she says "Let me take a selfie". The intonation of the
spoken lyrics bears a strong resemblance to that of the opening of
Sir Mix-A-Lot's 1992 single Baby Got Back. Similarly to "Selfie",
the words are critical of the appearance of another girl. The lyrics
make several cultural references, including Instagram and the
Lana Del Rey song "Summertime Sadness".
The song has been compared to the viral impact of "Harlem
Shake" by Baauer. The Chainsmokers explained that one of their
initial intentions with "Selfie" was to re-create the viral impact that
"Harlem Shake" had, with the general public taking the song and
maybe including their own interpretations along with the beat.
The structure of it has drawn comparisons to the 1982 hit "Valley
Girl" by Frank Zappa and his daughter, Moon Unit Zappa.
Commercial performance
"Selfie" debuted on the Billboard Dance/Electronic Songs chart at
number 19, with first week sales of 9,000 digital downloads
according to Nielsen SoundScan. The next week, "Selfie" sold
another 53,000 digital downloads and debuted at number 55 on
the Billboard Hot 100, the highest debut of the week. The sales
drove the song to number six on the Dance/Electronic Songs and
number three on the Dance/Electronic Digital Songs charts.
"Selfie" additionally debuted at number seven on Dance/Mix
Show Airplay, becoming only the sixth song in the chart's 11-year
history to debut as high or above and the first since Lady Gaga
entered at number six with "Alejandro" in May 2010. In its third
week of release, the song sold another 88,000
downloads (up by 64%) to move into the top ten of the
Hot Digital Songs chart. It also reached a peak of
number 27 on the Pop Songs chart. On the Hot 100,
the song consecutively jumped to number 28. It also
started on the Hot Dance Club Songs chart at number
33. The fourth week saw the song sell a further 111,000
digital downloads and moved to number 18 on the Hot
100. It reached the top of the Dance/Electronic Songs,
and also moved up the other component charts like
Dance/Electronic Streaming Songs (167; 1.4 million
US streams, according to Nielsen BDS), Dance/Mix
Show Airplay (42) and Hot Dance Club Songs
(3319). "Selfie" sold another 101,000 copies next
week and moved to number 16 on the Hot 100.

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In the United Kingdom, "Selfie" debuted at number 115

on the UK Singles Chart and moved to number 42 the
next week. The song has so far peaked at number 17 in
the UK. In Australia "Selfie" debuted at number 98 on
the ARIA Charts, and moved to a peak of number 3.

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Farmer John
Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but
as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and
eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range
chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six
a week.
So Farmer John called the local police station to
complain, "You've got to do something about all these
people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he
said to the local police officer.
"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy
drivers!" So the next day the policeman had the
Council erect a sign that said SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the policeman
and said, "You've still got to do something about these
drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them
go even faster!" So again, they put up a new sign
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and
said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own
sign?" In order to get Farmer John off his back said
"Sure. Put up your own sign.
The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but
curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called
Farmer John, "How's the problem with the speeding
drivers. did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did and
not one chicken has been killed.
The policeman was really curious and thought he'd
better go out and take a look at the sign. He also
thought the sign might be something the Police could
use elsewhere, to slow drivers down..
So he drove out to Farmer John's house. His jaw
dropped the moment he saw the sign.
'NUDIST COLONY'
'Slow down and watch out for chicks!'

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Testicle Disorder
A wealthy hospital benefactor was
being shown around the hospital.
During her tour, she passed a room
where a male patient was
masturbating furiously. "Oh my
GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's
disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour
calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that
you were exposed to
that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill
with semen, and if
he doesn't do that at least five times
a day, he'll be in extreme pain and
his testicles could
easily rupture.
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's
okay," said the woman... As they
passed by the next room, they saw a
male patient laying in bed while a
nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my
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BILLY BONES
BLACK DOG
BUCCANEER
BURIED GOLD
CABIN BOY
CANNON BALLS
CANNONS

CAPE
CAPTAIN FLINT
CAPTAIN SMOLLETT
CHEST
COAST
COMPASS
COVE
CREW
CUTLASS
DR. LIVESEY
GUINEAS
HISPANIOLA

ISLAND
ISRAEL HANDS
JIM HAWKINS
JOLLY ROGER
LOGBOOK
LONG JOHN SILVER
MAROONED
MUSKET
MUTINY
PARROT
PIRATES
PISTOL

QUARTERMASTER
SAIL
SCHOONER
SEAFARING
SEAMEN
SHIP
SKELETON
SPY-GLASS
SQUIRE TRELAWNEY
THE BLACK SPOT
TREASURE
WALRUS

Poppies 2

Jl. Benesari

to Poppies 1

LEGIAN St.

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Now Launching The New

Kuta Town Houses

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Jalan Kampus Unud 23a, Unit C, Jimbaran Bali 80361. Tel: 0361 895 3633 or 0361 788 9803

Jalan Kampus Unud 23a, Unit C, Jimbaran Bali 80361. Tel: 0361 895 3633 or 0361 788 9803

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OUR PICK OF THE WEEK

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This villa features modern Balinese-style accommodation with

a private pool, sun terrace and a landscaped garden. A 10 minute drive from Jimbaran Bay, boasting an open concept
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and a private terrace overlooking the pool and greenery. A
flat-screen TV is included. En suite bathrooms are semi open
and equipped with shower facilities. A 20-minute drive from
the property takes guests to Ngurah Rai International Airport
and Nusa Dua area.
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http://www.balicoolproperty.com/property/rental/32

For Monthly or Longer term rentals we have a wide range to suit all budgets
Available for monthly or yearly rental in Tanjung Benoa for
prices at US$3,500 per month or US$36,000 per year. This
villa is in a small street in Tanjung Benoa (Nusa Dua)
meaning you are close to walking to many restaurants,
shops, beaches and numerous large hotels but that you also
have the peace and tranquillity of you own place!
http://www.balicoolproperty.com/property/rental/66

GUIDE PRICE AUD$295,000

This well designed airy house makes you feel relaxed and serene
just on entering the property. Through the large gate from the road
is ample parking area and storage areas leading to the main door
with stepping stone across the water feature into the main house
with opens to a large high ceilinged room housing the kitchen and
living areas. From this are large patio doors leading to the patio and
4 m x 8 m swimming pool.
http://www.balicoolproperty.com/property/details/62

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Kuta Town Houses

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