Swagberg (Verse 1)

S dot B dot hopping on the remix

Popping at your weak cliques
Often nuff with neat spits
Soundcloud download limit yo I reached it
You coming at a brony,
better be on Mogadish shit

DayGlo swagging, isn't it wild
how I'm rainbow dashing, dressing in style
and a pony can make an inner pessimist smile
Call me man-kid, damn kid, that's a mis-dial

Pony Swag viral, I'm getting hella gassed and
lobbying till Charendoff is set up with an Aston
Haters listen up and be ready, this is act one
You wack son! Imma turn a Red Eye
to a black one (swag)

Anyone say we take a loss or a toss up
Imma make him eat it when I bring it like a potluck
Levy, whoever tryna hate now or want what
First round got fucked, face down plot up (no pono)
Maros (Verse 2)
I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly
I'm about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right
Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader
You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters
Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's

Pegasus pony, I been so fly
Get hype like (YAY)...Fluttershy (SWAG)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny

Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager
that Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're
never gonna be 20 percent cooler

I Bring Da LULZ (Verse 3)
Nobody told me there's gonna be a round 3
Swagberg, Maros, and now it got LULZ-y
Gotta join now, confound these ponies
Makin' me rap about my newfound homies

Bronies, everywhere around, you can find 'em
Walking, driving, even buyin'
MLP toys in the hot pink aisle and
Getting strange stares from strangers' eyes

Oh yes, this is the remix
Long overdue, I know I made y'all feel sick
Anxious, waitin', contemplatin'
"When would Lulz stop procrastinatin'?"

Well the waitin's over, I hand the mic over
To fellow bronies, spit their verse once over
I know I rhymed over with over like five times
But don't fret, bet you'll be in for a wild ride

Swagberg (Verse 4)

Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though
Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a wack show
or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
but I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those

Slow it down, so far raps I'm fucking
Kicking hard like apple-bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
"Who's that man, that swag is something"

Come to think of it, I'm very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don't give shit if you care about parity

(that's I-T-Y) now I see why
they said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly
Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes

thebigbv20 (Verse 5)
Shout out to Gage!..
'Brony2.0' ... Here we go,

Everyone around me's talking about ponies,
Animation, plot, voice actors and comedy
All my friends trippin' out, and trying to show me
I was all "eww", but that was the old me

Once I saw the show, I was jumpin' 'round crazily
Obsessin' more than my main mane girl, Rarity
Lovin' the community, this fandom is crazy
Making my mind and clarity grow hazy

Watching all these videos, (has) got my mind bogglin'
Tons of great episodes, I can't stop oglin'
Feelin' all the love from all of these bronies
The stories, PMVs, slowly takin' over me

Hidin' all this pony, 'cause I'm a bit scared
Thinkin' about all the people who would stop and stare
But until the day that fact is brought to light
I'll be spreading love and tolerance every day and night

BronyMike (Verse 6)

Haters of the pony, listen up tight
Y'all gators like gummy, all bark, no bite
You start this show, you'll be up all night
As a member of the so-called "shitty brony blight"

But what do you do if you face a parasprite?
Get pissed and they know that they're trollin' you right
And don't just ignore them, put up a fight
Love and tolerate them and they'll scatter with fright

So, ponies: Land of Equestria,
Co-ruled by Luna and Celestia
But if the characters and cuteness ain't impressed ee-ya
Well then the action and the jokes'll get the best-a ya

I'm typin' on my comp with my metacarpals
'bout Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle,
Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash,
And Derpy Hooves, always mixin' up her parcels.

Prisonfishy (Verse 7)

Prisonfishy on the track make you step back
Owlicious; turn ya' head round, get ya' NECK SNAPPED.
Ponies, swagger up high, I respect that.
Rep that, brony till I die I protect that.

Crept that, up outta the bog like a hydra.
Mess with ponies, I'mma make you sit strange; LYRA.
Admira's flock to me to show me their vaginas
Get to applebuckin' making fresh apple cider.

Kickin' in the toy isle, buyin' up the pink sh*t.
Singin' Winter Wrap-Up when I walk out with the pink sh*t.
Combin' up the hair when I'm stylin' out the pink sh*t.
DWAMN! Repetition when I pink spit.

Drinkin' that Spiked punch straight out the bottle.
Secret Butt Fun when I pop into a plot hole.
I'mma Photo Finish on yo' face like you a model!
HOOFJOB, MAKIN' THAT MARSHMALLOW VIBRATO!

Mic The Microphone (Verse 8)

Mic here. People say they wanna roll with me
Like fanboys flockin' to the G-A-P Trixie
Rhymes so fly they keep Wonderbolts lookin'
Goodies in the back room; Cupcake cookin'

Twilight; magic got me flustered that I'm so hype
Flow right; prankin' on these ponies while I go right
Pushin' for the lead cause you know I'm no phony
Fightin' for the title of Iron Pony

Fly like Derpy; Sweet like Bon Bon
Show's on. Fashionista gotta get her sew on
Art of the dress; indecisive cause I don't know
No show. Rarity; pathetic cause she so low

Chillin' in the orchard; sound so Cocher
Apple Buckin' everywhere; this rap is no joke, sir
Fillies with the blank flanks; Eager. Always gonna say
"Cutie Mark Crusaders gonna find their talent someday!"

Circuitfry (Verse 9)
Gigabytes of art pics, several days of music,
KnowYourMeme hits three million views in a tick
even on the media, spreading love is where it's at
Blaow! I don't know why I did that.

Let's have a GET battle with a condition
Rhyming to Pony Swag is now your mission
Improv style gotta rap until you GET
Multiple numbers who will take my bet?

Here's round two, gonna do with double doubles
give it your best shot by maneuvering trouble
You get one little window to take your best shot
It takes all the concentration and eyes, no thought.

Check this GET, they call them consecutives
As you can see it goes from nine to seven
followed by a six, so I click, there's a cry
in the sky and a name whispers "that was Circuitfry."

Pogosama (Verse 10)
Pogo 'bout to spit hot, self taught, made to rock
Gotta gallop, never trot, hit the spot in Canterlot
Bronies all gather round, stomp your hooves to the ground
Vibin' to this pony sound, pump the bass and drop it down

Pony Swag we ridin' dirty
Cross yo' eyes we gettin' Derpy
Gettin' hype for Season Two, We
All lovin' My Little Pony

Beat buck on the mic so we can ride tight
All night, no end in sight, jam so hot it might ignite
Like glowin' eyes of Twilight, Pinkie laugh to stop the fright
Dashie fluttershy flight, AJ Rarity and Spike

Gang's all here the party's bumpin'
Flank's and rears shake to the bass thumpin'
Celestia's Sun! Party's over, it's tragic!
Bronies forever and FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

Cooldog74 (Verse 11)
About a week ago ponies was somethin' I didn't know
For all I knew it was just another wack show
Now I don't think I could survive
Without those ten gigs on my hard drive

My favorite pony would have to be
Rainbow dash worlds cutest filly
You gotta like her what's not to love
When you look in the sky and see her soarin' above

Second on the list scoring pretty high
Would have to be my mane girl pinkie pie
Not just cause she knows to giggle at the ghostly
It's mostly because she don't party slowly

Yo I'm in the pony zone and I ain't coming alone
I've Converted seven already
I hope you're ready
Cause' you're gonna join the herd if you haven't already

Castle (Verse 12)
Argembarger wrote this verse but he couldn't really rap it
So this is Castle on the mic, confounded pony rhymes to spit
Collaborative friendship on the pony verses so,
now the introduction's over, and it's time to start the show.

For months now I've been watchin' ponies, readin' pony news
F-5in' on Eq-Daily, contributin' to the pageviews
Catchin' every bit of content, even stuff Seth missed,
It ought to just be said that ponies leave me breathless.

I don't care your age or gender, ponies don't discriminate
Everypony wants to know, confounded show, why's it so great?
PROTIP: Vector animation, and the writing is top-rate.
Plus the characters and storyline'll have you staying late.

Hasbro and the Faust created this great show we've celebrated
And for Season Two we've waited, all the while haters hated
And it has been fully stated: to love ponies, we are fated
Is it any wonder ponycore is getting elevated?

CyrilRufus (Verse 13)
Time is never better for a lesson in friendship
Its hip, its crisp, I'll never let my ponies slip
Hot like Rarity though I'm being kinda tacky
Rippin through the sky, less like Dashie, more like Ditzy

Celestia and Luna our goddesses and ruler's
Show us immortality won't kill your sense of humor
Never better, more than ever ponies make me feel good
You be hatin? I'll be waitin' until you do what you should

Shut your fuckin' mouth, or Twilight's gonna hafta shout
Everypony learning what friendship's all about
Ponyville, nice and ill, at the Corner I get my fill
Pinkie Pie's got muffins coolin on the window sill

Not insane, tough to blame, but I'm tired of this game
Applejack has got my back, and we'll attack until you're in pain
Swag grabbed a beat, got Maros to bring the heat
Cyril steps to the mic, join the fight, to defeat

GrantTheGersh (Verse 14)
Vinyl scratch up in this club
Pinkie pie bouncy to the bass from the sub
Derpy Hooves munching on some muffin grub
Whole place jumpin to this new rap dub

MC Gersh is up in here bout to
bring the house down but have no fear cause
when I step up to the mic everybody gonna cheer
So get rid'a that frown and come on near

'Cause Ponies are the reason and the Brony legion
That we all are here So no trollestia teasin
As I cruise down the aisles all covered in pink
Cause I searched for miles to find an applejack

We love and tolerate the worst from the haters
So in the words of Rainbow dash so long see ya later!
We're all probably white so what who cares
We all love ponies so put your hooves in the air and say:

DJSmallTalk (Verse 15)
Wow, lookin' 'round got all these rappers
Yet they forgot the Brony that makes it all matter
Okay let me apologize that sounded pretty mean
But hey I'm Small Talk, one badass MC

So I was sitting at school waiting for the first bell
When my friend walked up he was quite over thrilled
He asked me "Hey man I know you like cartoons,
But ya' checked /b/ and /co/? They got somethin' new."

He opened up his bag, turned on his laptop
Set it on the table for when I looked up
"Naw man, I haven't been there in a while"
Saw his new background a pink pony with a smile

I was skeptical at first when he said it was MLP
He said dude trust me go home and take a look, see
I watched the first eps right when I got home
Now all I can say is I'm glad I found this fandom!

TheSweetestBelle (Verse 16)
TheSweetestBelle is next, and I'm gonna drop a track here,
Ten seconds flat and the skies are all clear,
Sonic Rainboom, Dash is kickin' it in high gear,
Fluttershy's in and she's bringin' a mad cheer!

Pinkamena Pie, breakin' right on through the fourth wall,
Rarity's dressed like she's goin' to a royal ball,
Twilight Sparkle breaks out a teleportin' free-fall,
And Applejack shouts, "Let's get this party started y'all!"

Vinyl Scratch is droppin' beats playin' out her namesake,
Little Spike is rockin' out and diggin' into party cake,
Bronies watchin' from the sides try'na find a seat to take,
Derpy smacks them all around, they're givin' her a headache,

The guest of honor's trottin' up through the front door,
Her bad-ass tones leave you wishin' that you had more,
A blank flank now, but she's so fuckin' hardcore,
Sweetie best pony, do I even need to say more?

Metajoker (Verse 17)
I spend every second watchin' Ponies on my laptop,
I fell right into the awesome pony trap, I'm
Clappin', sing along with Winter Wrap-Up
I'm going to the Gala, but first I'm gonna rap

Sup, I'm a brony, I watch the show, the
Best thing ever seen on on a Dell or a Sony,
You say that's it's gay, but hey, I don't fret,
If you hatin' I bet you ain't seen it yet,

You've got a motorcycle? This show's got DRAGONS,
Ponies on adventures like Bilbo Baggins,
Yeah, I'm taggin', along for the ride, and,
whatever crap I get for it I'll take in stride

I'm tolerating, loving the shit out of you,
Gonna show the magic that friendship can do,
Cause MLP is manly shit, an'
I could watch it all again in just one sittin'

ProjectFailSing (Arnold Schwarzenegger) (Verse 18)
You never guess what happened to me today,
one of ma Homies called, and he said to me "hey!"
He told me that he was a Brony too.
and his favourite pony has the colour blue.

I said,"yeah man ponies are the shit,
and I also like Rainbow Dash quite a bit.
But the best of the best is Applejack,
I mean applebucking, how cool is that."

He looked at me and said "What, Rainbow Dash?
shes not the coolest one, she never get my cash.
I rather like it great and powerful,
ITS TRIXIE, so magical."

"Well that's like, your opinion man,
I'm not that big one of a Trixie fan
and I think she looks a little bit like a witch,
but whatever dawg, love and tolerance, BITCH!"

Desktop1030 (Verse 19)
One Zero Three Zero gettin' on this track here-
All y'all sayin' these ponies are mad queer,
Take a step back, as I kick it into high gear,
Flames like Spike, gonna' make these letters disappear.

Show be hoppin' all night, magic like Twilight,
Never stop to slow my sleight, I'm about to bring the fight,
Hatah's better watch it- I be dashin' like Rainbow,
Don't see me comin' Imma hit'chu with this mad flow,

High speed, low drag, Brony creed: Pony Swag
Spittin' hot, never stop, not until we hit the top,
Canterlot, big shot, pardons for the weak spot,
Ain't no SB- just another Emcee,

Gilda's want try me? I've already foreseen,
You gonna be an amputee, you whinin' like Rarity,
Bronies be my Homies, fly like a Pegasus,
All the other phonies, never gonna' match dis'.

MovieMajic (Verse 20)
Sittin in my curicle ridin into Ponyville
Brony time, no crime, time to get my pony fill
Never still; Feeling pinkie keen, gotta twitchy tail
Derpy Hooves dropping postal items like I exhale

Coming down from Cloudsdale like a born pegusus
Fluency in being fly, I grab the mic clear the sky
EQD, Ponychan, Season 1 Marathon
PMV, Phew! MLP consumes my search bar

Just try and knock this; haters spew crock myths
Parade em out of town 'cause Pinkie Pie's gonna rock it
Twilight's learning, Fluttershy's out to play
Rainbow flying, Rarity, and apple buck with AJ

Season 2 on the way, season 1 still hype
Friendship as magic as the words I spit in the mic
Sorry Nightmare moon, no eternal night
Bronies on an upsurge with no end in sight

Swagberg (Verse 21)
This is for my bronies, ain't no phony
Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey
O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies
Shit, it's all love, every pony's a homie

Comely to homely, killing 'em in rode-
-os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney
Sonic rainboom blowing big up on the Sony
Ponies! Don't fuck with 'em, you can blow me

Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted
Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie
Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed
BLAOW, all my syllables are toasty

Equestrian swag, oy tards, it's a new type
No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype
Owloysius quill coin bars in the moonlight
Cutie mark: six-point star with a boom mic

I Bring Da LULZ (Verse 22)
Eyup, Lulz bringin', rippin' the track, rewind
and bring it back, back with another
Rap rapid attack, so ya better cover your flank (hah)
You're pretty exposed, you act an apple and I'll act
an Applejack and buck you with my flow (oh)

There is no other show that can match with
The ponies, Bronies, all around the globe, my homies
Goin' easy on the couch, watching at home

Check the TV, watch Dashy blow up that
Sonic Rainboom, (BOOM) she does it so easy (so easy!)
And now her haters are never hatin' again
Man that's some of the most tolerant revenge

I've ever seen on the big screen
So addicted so I'll watch again,
And watch it again, and again, and again
Rinse my eyes, repeat the rhymes and watch 'em again, them
Mic The Microphone (Verse 23)
Sometimes it's kinda hard to find your place
Question your skill and your talent; sadness on your face
You wonder if you got the skill to keep up the pace
You bail out cause your scared; such a big disgrace
You stay down cause your scared of being ridiculed